News     Television      PPV      Superstars      Ask Paul      Shop      Contact Information
Homeless Joe, El Diablo & Crowcain  Vs.  Mark Lane, X-Con & Mikey Wreckage
Meltdown kicked off with a six man tag team match full of enemies, X-Con had still not forgot about how Homeless Joe stole his lottery ticket and Wreckage wanted to get back at Diablo after the attack last week.  Diablo and Lane started the match off and straight away the Spanish kid resorted to dirty tactics as he yanked Mark Lane's hair and threw him across the ring.  Soon after Lane and Not so homeless Joe settled some old scores as they went at it.  The match saw a number of different variations in the ring and early on Diablo tried to avoid getting in there with Wreckage.  The Commish was tagged in and he was all fired up and went straight to his old rival Crowcain and delivered a harsh rolling thunder.  Just as X-Con was on a role Chief of Staff Nitemare came in the ring and took out the referee then super kicked X-Con nearly costing him the match.  Eventually Wreckage and Diablo ended up in there together ahead of Savage Revenge and went face to face then began to push each other before erupting in to a brawl.  The carnage went on and the match started to break down, Lane and Diablo brawled on the isle way and Diablo tiger bombed Lane in to a ditch.  The Spanish wonder kid then went back to the ring and crept up on Wreckage hitting an STO on him but Mikey kicked out of his own move, So Diablo then hit a TKO and it was enough for the three count.  Would Savage Revenge tell the same story between these two?
Winners - El Diablo, Homeless Joe & Crowcain

Savage Revenge was then hyped as some pictures were shown on screen of who was going to go at it at the PPV.  In a title match Psycho Kid would be taking on Heavyweight champion GBH, El Diablo goes one on one against Mikey Wreckage, X-Con takes on Nitemare in a non-sanctioned match and Steve Farrell goes up against Tyrant.

Pyro told Homeless Joe that he thinks they deserve a bit of gold, Joe asked him what he had in mind and he said he thinks they should go for the tag team titles.  The not so Homeless one said that he has so much money they could buy the belts but Pyro was not keen on the idea as that would take away a lot of the fun.  Pyro said he would like to fight for the belts because then they could take out Dark Carnival who is pricks that wear make up.  Joe liked the idea and the pair walked away together.

Wreckless  Vs.  Plague © w/Jeeves   <EWE Hardcore Championship>
This was a brutal hardcore championship match where both guys put their health at serious risk.  The match started with a tie up but it was broken within seconds as Plague stomped on the foot of Wreckless.  It did not take long for the weapons to come in to play and it was the champion who introduced them as he brought a steel tray in to the ring and bent it over Wreckless's head.  Wreckless responded with some tray shots of his own but it was not enough because Plague came back by smashing a chair across the challengers head.  The hardcore brutality went on and the ladders played a big part as first of all Wreckless ran in to Plague with the ladders then Plague reversed a suplex on to ladders sending Wreckless crashing down on to the steel.  The champion placed a wooden crate over Wreckless then climbed up on the stack of crates and jumped off feet first on to the crate placed over Wreckless.  It would be a miracle of these two men were going to be fit for their three way hardcore match at Savage Revenge.  Wreckless had taken such a beating but it seemed Plague just could not finish him off, he then got a close count from a northern lights suplex but Wreckless went on.  Somehow Wreckless made a comeback and connected with a diving head butt but he could not counter and make the cover.  Moments later the pair ended up on the crates and Plague lifted the challenger up on his shoulders then hit his trademark 'end of days' from the crates which was enough to retain his title after getting a pinfall.
Winner - Plague (pinfall)

Backstage eVo approached Mark Lane and told him he was going to have him put out of EWE.  Lane looked confused and eVo then pulled out a steel tray and started shouting for help, the little troublemaker then hit the tray with his hand and jumped to the floor making it look like he had been hit with it.  Lane watched on in disbelief and Commissioner X-Con then walked in and thought that Lane had attacked eVo.  X-Con told Lane that he had liked him but his time in EWE was up and he was going to have to go back to college as his work experience had been terminated.  Poor Mark Lane then begged X-Con not to send him back while in the background eVo struggled up to his feet giggling to himself and walked away.  The Commish said his goodbyes to Lane who then sadly and slowly walked away out of EWE for the last time.                     

Steve Farrell and GBH came out and bragged about how at Savage Revenge GBH would defeat Psycho Kid and Farrell would break Tyrant's neck.  The Nature Boy then asked Psycho Kid to come out and the Heavyweight title number one contender obliged and made his way out with his best friend Brandon.  Farrell pulled PK's contract out and explained that PK had made a mistake as he had got Farrell to sign wear X-Con should of signed, meaning Psycho Kid is working for Steve Farrell!  Psycho Kid was furious and had to be held back by Brandon but it got worse because Farrell said he was going to put PK in a match tonight to weaken him down for PPV and it would be against his best mate Brandon, in a hardcore match!  PK was furious and wanted to get to the Hostile Intent members but Brandon controlled him until Farrell and GBH went backstage.

Pyro w/Homeless Joe  Vs.  Tyrant
A fast paced start to this match so both guys go at it with some nice moves, the adrenaline was pumping and after a double clothesline Tyrant just nipped straight back up.  After some more chain wrestling Pyro attempted to clothesline Tyrant but he ducked and hooked Pyro in to a T Bone suplex.  From being in BBWF together these two men new each other's every move and threw out the match there were some brilliant reversals.  Tyrant hooked Pyro and was about to powerbomb him but Pyro pushed Tyrant up and over in to a back body but Tyrant landed on his feet and the combination resulted in Pyro hitting a DDT.  The match stayed at a fast pace and at one point Tyrant nearly knocked Pyro out with a super kick and soon after Tyrant went aerial and took a lot out of himself.  Tyrant went up again and jumped on to Pyro's shoulders for a hurricarana but Pyro blocked it and reversed it in to a styles clash.  Pyro attempted the same move again but Tyrant blocked it and pulled threw his legs getting out of it then hitting his scissors kick.  Tyrant was not finished as he then pulled Pyro to the ladders and hit a spiral tap and then pinned Pyro, sending a clear message to Steve Farrell.
Winner - Tyrant (pinfall)

In the office Richard Carey asked X-Con why he had sent for him and the Commish told him that he had been impressed by him lately so was putting him in the UK title match to face Alexander Loveless's client.  Carey thanked X-Con and left the office to get ready for the match against his unknown opponent.  Chief of Staff Nitemare then asked where Mark Lane was and X-Con told him he had sent him back to college because of an incident with eVo, Nitemare then proceeded to celebrate shouting 'Yes' at the top of his voice.

Richard Carey made his way out for the UK title match and was waiting to find out whom his opponent would be.  Alexander Loveless made his way out and started to talk about how his client would win the UK championship and went on to say that his client used to be liked by the fans but they turned there back on him.  He then introduced the 'deadly' Sparxx, Sparxx walked out in all black looking similar to the Undertaker as the crowd stood silenced in shock as the stood looking at the new Sparxx.

Richard Carey  Vs.  Sparxx w/A. Loveless  <UK Championship Match> 
       
Sparxx just stood staring down at Carey and then just started to unload on him with punches to the head.  He then ran at him and hit a diving clothesline followed up by a big leg drop and then nearly took his face off with a big boot.  Sparxx continued to dominate Carey and young Carey seemingly just could not do anything, he attempted to clothesline Sparxx but it had no effect.  At one point Sparxx got Carey up for a powerbomb but the rookie reversed it in to a hurricarana but his shine did not last long.  And soon Carey found himself on the receiving end of a choke slam but again Carey fought back and even managed to hit his RKO.  However Sparxx just sat up and soon after delivered a last ride to Carey threw the commentary table picking up the three count and becoming the new UK Champion.  After the match Brandon ran in and hit Sparxx but the dead man did not feel it and sent Brandon's head crashing to the floor with a tombstone.
Winner - Sparxx (pinfall)

Paul Kilbane, Jimmy King and Caz at the commentary table talked about the shock of the transformed Sparxx they had just seen.  They ran threw some of the Savage Revenge matches saying it is only one week away and then chatted about the upcoming Main Event where Psycho Kid takes on his best friend Brandon in a hardcore match made by PK's contract holder Steve Farrell.

MAIN EVENT <Hardcore Match>
Psycho Kid  Vs.  Brandon

Both of these guys are fan favourites so the crowds reaction was mixed threw out this match as one minute they could be cheering for PK then the next be cheering for Brandon.  The two started off with a handshake and then went on in to a very impressive display of chain wrestling which went backwards and forwards.  After the chain wrestling the pair exchanged some submission holds and then came the hardcore.  PK hit a leg drop from the crates on to a chair laid across Brandon's face and not long after they exchanged chair shots.  Psycho Kid saw the opportunity of a van terminator and could not resist it and connected with one perfectly.  PK nearly broke Brandon's neck when he delivered a brain buster and he followed up with a red star press.  Then he shocked himself and the crowd when he went on top of the crates and hit a red star from off there sending the crowd wild.  The two then battled down the isle way where PK t-bone suplexed Brandon in to a ditch and the two still went on where they brawled backstage.  Brandon then came close to the victory when he hit his choke bomb and then locked on the Texas cloverleaf.  PK would not give up and so the match went on.  Psycho Kid hit a storm cradle piledriver and somehow Brandon kicked out just before three.  So PK then pulled Brandon on to a table, which was lying across a ditch and then climbed up on to a wall and leg dropped from ten foot up down on to Brandon threw the table.  The two still went on battling it out and ended up on concrete where PK give Brandon an Amityville horror but again Brandon soon bounced back and climbed the wall and signalled for his elbow drop.  Brandon jumped off the wall and elbow dropped but PK had moved so Brandon's elbow felt the full force of concrete.  The two struggled up to the wall once again but then GBH and Steve Farrell ran in and pushed Brandon off the wall and then dragged Psycho Kid down.  Farrell handcuffed PK and Hostile Intent then dragged him away.
Winner - non-finish

As the cameras came back Farrell and GBH held the handcuffed Psycho Kid in the ring down on his knees.  Farrell then said this was about to go much further as he then pulled out a knife and handed it to GBH.  The champion in a sick display then held the knife to Psycho Kid's throat as Farrell demanded that Tyrant comes out and forfeits his match at the PPV and also forfeits PK's match for him. As the knife drew closer to a scared and upset Psycho Kid's throat Tyrant made his way out and told GBH to put the knife down and he would forfeit the matches against GBH and Naitch at Savage Revenge.  GBH then accused Tyrant of calling him a pussy and pulled the knife even closer to PK's throat when suddenly Commissioner X-Con came out.  X-Con told GBH to put the knife down or he would be gone from EWE so he did and then the Commish went on to say that Hostile Intent don't make the decisions in EWE, he does.  He said the PPV matches would still go ahead but because of Hostile Intents behaviour on the show, they were banned from ringside in each other's matches at Savage Revenge. A pissed of GBH and Farrell stormed away as Brandon struggled down to the ring and went face to facer with PK who was still a bit shaken up after what just went down.  The pair then hugged as Meltdown went off the air.
EWE Meltdown 8 - Sunday 23rd May 2004