*Two Years After their first encounter with Joel Berger, the crew once again finds themselves in deep space...*
:-D
Picard: Captains log, Supplemental, isn't this great! I don't even have to look up the stardate; instead I can just sit in my comfy chair in the ready room and eat coffee and croissants... I mean.... We are once again in deep space, nothing has happened so far, but if nothing happens, we'll probably end up just whooping up on some Romulans... And now, I will enter the bridge, as usual
*Worf* captain, there are romulans that we must whoop up on
Picard: what are you waiting for then? Lets go!
*kaBLOOIE!!!*
*Suddenly a Borg cube decloaks off the starboard Bow*
Picard: They can't do that!
Riker: cheap, sniveling, little....
*Data* sir...
Picard: what Mr. Data?
Data: *music Starts* THERE'S ROMULAN'S ON THE STARBOARD BOW,
*Rest of the Crew Joins in*
STARBOARD BOW
STARBOARD BOW
THERE'S ROMULANS ON THE STARBOARD BOW
STARBOARD BOW, CAPTAIN!
Picard: now that there are no romulans left to blow up, let's move onto the Borg ship that, the little cheapskates... ILLEGALLY DECLOAKED off the port bow...
*Crew begins to sing again, silenced by a stern glance by jean-luc and worf*
Worf: Hailin' Frequencies Open....
Picard: Worf, when did u adopt a Western Accent?
Worf: wull, sur...
*Begins in a southern drawl...*
Worf: I seems to have quite a fluent-type thing in all da accents of da wurld
Picard: I see...
Worf: yup
*Suddenly the Borg came on screen*
*Data* hmm, my memory banks recall this face before....
Joel & The Borg: We awe still the Bowg Wesistance is still Futile!
Crew: OH NO! NOOOOO!
*Data goes into conniption fits*
Picard: NO! Not JOEL! Didn’t we destroy you last episode?
*Joel* awww, no way mistew
*Picard curses in French* ^%*&%
Joel: wat wuz dat u just said mistew old, bawld fwench guy?
Picard: All right, THAT DOES IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH GRIEF FROM MY CREW, BUT NOT FROM YOU!
Picard: Worf, Blow him out of the sky!
*Worf* but sir....
Picard: what now?
Worf: the Borg have adapted, just like Joel!
Picard: What'll we do? Recommendations?
*Worf raises hand*
Picard: Yes, Mr. Worf?
Worf: well, sir, I could try and design some new kind of explosive, even thought it probably wont work anyway :-D
Picard: *Half-heartedly* it'll do... *full heartedly* MAKE IT SO!
*Worf cheers and races off to his room*
Riker: I'm gonna go practice my trombone
Picard: NO! Don’t think so Riker....
*Joel picks his nose while he's waiting for the attempt at blowing him up*
*Then he falls asleep*
*Picard pulls out a yo-yo...* It defies gravity!
*Worf calls in* sorry captain, this may take awhile, go ahead and make another plan
Picard: RIGHT! Maybe we can just confuse them to death!
*Picard thinks Deeply*
*Wesley* y cant we just sick Mrs. Vahsholtz on him?
Picard: what great idea.... except.... seeing as it came from u....
*Data zaps Wesley*
*BRZAP!*
Picard: now data, repeat what we said, without his voice....
*Data says basically the same thing, but with lots of pointless techno babble included*
Picard: Make it so!
*Data pushes a bunch of buttons, and she is transported to the Borg cube*
Joel: OH MY GAWD!
Hey Mrs. Vahsholtz (pronounced horribly wrong)!
Mrs. Vahsholtz: Joel, be quiet....
Joel: I LUV WOCK AND WOWL!
*Mrs. Vahsholtz yells very loudly* JOEL SHUT UUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!
Joel: okay, but...
Picard: I can't stand to watch this anymore... Let me know when it's done....
Riker: eeewww
*Turns off view screen*
Picard: thank you!
*People can still hear Mrs. Vahsholtz shouting*
*Borg vessel rocks back and forth in her pure anger*
Picard: Aye aye aye!
Riker: maybe SHE'LL listen to me play the trombone!
Data: doubt it...
Picard: you can try if you want but...*looks back at the Borg* Eeehhh...no....
*Data* it would be a horrible massacre...
*The Borg Cube Detonates most suddenly*
Picard: TWO FOR TWO!
Data: hmmm…interesting…
YaHOOOOO!
*High fives* THANK YOU...where are we again?
*2 days later*
Picard: was that our last Mrs. Vahsholtz?
Picard: I should probably start with a log, shouldn't I..?
*Ahem* Captains Log: Stardate.... Whenever.... My starship and I have been signed on for a contract for our great singing, with Data and Worf playing Air Guitar and Mr. Data still singing, meaning that Riker does the air guitar sound effects... How odd…BUT HE'S NOT PLAYING THE TROMBONE!!!!
*Bright light* hallelujah
*And there was much rejoicing*
YAY!
Picard: look, all I care is that he's not playing the trombone!
Oh, yeah, and Dr. Crusher is doing the drums....
*Bang thwap wapish ding dang dong POW wallop...*
Picard: that would be her....
Counselor Troi is our Dancer….
And Wesley is our Human Sacrifice....
*More rejoicing*
YAY!
Picard: but in the meantime, I doubt we've seen the last of Joel.... and/or Mrs. Vahsholtz...
The Next Generation Crew Encounters Joel Berger. The Sequal!
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