~ As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused

~ Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks

~ While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan

~ Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are

~ Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them

~ Smile. All the time

~ Collect dog crap in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate

~ Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously

~ Listen to death rock really loud and throw various types of fruits at the walls while chanting something having to do with brutally murdering the person you live with

~ Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them

~ Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want

~ Talk to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining "No, I want to watch them suffer."

~ Whenever your roomate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself

~ Whenever his/her parents call and ask for your roommate, breathe into the phone for 5 seconds then hang up

~ Stare at your roommate for five minutes out of every hour. Don't do anything, just stare

~ Buy Sea Monkeys and grow them. Name one after your roommate. Announce the next day that that one died. Name another one after your roommate. The next day say that it died. Keep this up until they all die

~ Eat a bag of marshmellows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whipped cream all over your floor. Say you got sick

~ Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them, mutter "You shouldn't have done that to me."

~ If you’re a male, run into the room while squeezing your legs together, screaming "Where are the tampons?!!!"

~ Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate saying "He just didn't belong"

~ Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil

~ Unplug everything in the room except for one toaster. Pray to the toaster. Bring it gifts. Throw some of your roommate's possessions out the window. Say that the toaster made you do it

~ Steal something valuable of your roommate's. If he/she asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans.Give some beans to your roommate

~ Instead of turning off the light switch, smash the light bulb with a hammer. Put a new bulb in the next day. Complain often about the cost of light bulbs

~ Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a shower

~ Wear dirty overalls and chew hay. Occasionaly try to milk your roommate

~ Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes

~ Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, and then wake him/her up and say, "It's time to go to bed now"