(Homer) Hey Marge, where's that metal deally you use to, dig stuff
(Marge) You mean a spoon?
(Homer) Yeh yeh give give give
(Homer) Stealing? How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what's-his-name?
(Homer) Lisa, Vampires are make believe, like Elves, Gremlins and Eskimos
(Marge) I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard!!
(Homer) Pffft. Sor-ree your majesty
(Homer) Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart is a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now lets go back to that ... building ... thingy... where our beds and TV... is
(Ralph) Miss Hoover... I glued my head to my shoulder
(Homer) You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring
(Lisa) Dad! You can't just leave us by ourselves, we need a baby-sitter!
(Homer) Lisa, haven't you seen Home Alone? If some burglars come it'll be a hilarious situation...
(Bart) What do we need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals
(Homer) Well, maybe if he had had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him
(Homer) Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender
(Homer) For once, somebody may call me "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene
(Homer) Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
(Ralph) Me fail English? That's unpossible!