~ Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at five-minute intervals

~ Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms

~ Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares" and see what happens

~ Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away

~ Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

~ Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department

~ When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?

~ While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are

~ Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'

~ In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels

~ Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'

~ When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

~ Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly 'Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!'