A short time ago, in a Galaxy right here… War of Chaos!!! Episode 9: Converters End

::Insert Star Wars Music:: After planning a plan to capture Narf Gator, Rama disembarks with Clipit on a journey to get training from the wise, Yoga!!! Upon arriving, Rama finds that Yoga is actually Kermit the Frog. Meanwhile, Jonathan and Gator make a deal, Gator is to arrive at the rebel base to discuss their alliance with the rebels. Emperor Gates has foreseen what is to happen, and cautions Gator. So Rama gets training and Gator arrives and is met by a group of guards whom Gator kills. Then he is taken to the discussion room where he is surrounded by guards. Meanwhile, Rama gets bad feelings about leaving his friends alone. He decides to join them again, and does so by striking Yoga on the head with a rock. At the rebel base, Gator flings the guards away like dolls, and Jonathan and Adit and Greg run away with the rebels to join the attack on the Microsoft Headquarters. Then Rama arrives at the base, and is met by Gator, where they use their abilities to battle. After a long battle, Rama looses his arm. And then, Gator reveals to him who he truly is. He is truly the former leader of the rebels, SINA!!! Rama looses it, and jumps off attempting to save himself, and Nurdin breaks his fall. He then runs to the shuttlecraft where he joins his friends to the ultimate showdown with Gates…

Gator looked down. He jumped down. Rama would not escape. Landing on Nurdin he said: " Thanks." " No problem." Nurdin gasped. Gator walked until he reached his shuttle and entered it. " Rama," he said through the chaotic doors: " You will not escape, if you do, your friends will suffer. Come with me to see the emperor, you do not know the power of the DOS side of the force. The emperor will look forward to-" Rama interrupted him through telepathy: " SHUT UP!!!" Rama said. He flew faster and faster. Gator did not mind, Rama would join the DOS side soon enough.

Rama's arm was in pain. He saw the rebels in large groups running towards the Microsoft headquarters. " Hey Rama!!!" Adit yelled seeing him. Rama landed the ship, and was greeted by everyone. " Hey, what happened to your hand?" Greg asked. " Gator is what happened to it. He chopped it off!" " Gator???" Greg said. " He is actually Sina though." Rama said. Everyone gasped. " Sina is Gator???" " He is!" Rama replied. " Is he really?" " Yep, says so in the script." Rama said. " You guys, I need you to fix my hand. My being here endangers the mission, I must go to Gator, I have to confront him." Rama said. " Well let's get that hand fixed." Adit said. Rama followed him into the mobile Medical car, where he would get a new arm.

::Insert Darth Vader music:: Gator arrived back at the base and was met by Gates. " Gator, were you able to convert Rama?" Gates asked. " No my master." Gator said. " Hmmmm, that is of no matter. He will come to you soon enough." " He will come to me?" Gator asked. " He will. I have foreseen it. Then you must bring him before me. He will be ours. Then with him on our side, we shall succeed!" Gated said. Rama looked down at his new hand. It was a Swiss Army knife, a hand, a foot, and even a can opener all in one! It was impressive. His ship landed in the Mexico desert once more, where Rama intended to complete his training before confronting Gator.

" Master Yoga, you must train me!" Rama said. " Hit my head with a rock do you? Injure my power will you! Deal NO!!!" Yoga said. " Master Yoga, this may be the fate of the universe." Rama intended. " Fate of universe sealed it is. Collapse it will. No stopping it." Yoga said. " What do you foresee master?" Rama asked. Yoga looked out into the stars. " Horrible battle, good evil, DOS, Apple, see I. See I great battle between two sides. Good, evil. Join with Gates you will to stop evil people!" Yoga said. " Join with Bill Gates?" " Yes." Yoga gasped. He went to the tiny bed. " Die I must. Brain damage given you hit me over head when." " I am sorry, but you can't die. I had to see my friends. Here, here is six dollars to make up for your pains." Rama said. " No, keep money. Useless it is. Die I will." Yoga said pulling the cover on him. " Master Yoga, is Narf Gator really Sina?" Rama asked. Yoga hesitated. " Sina he is. Confront him you must!" " I can't now. I cannot kill a friend!" " Then Gates win!" Yoga said. " He has." A voice said behind them. " Holy One!" Rama said. " Yes Rama, you must confront him." Holy One said. " Pinoki. You told me Gator betrayed and killed Sina!" Rama said. " I lied." Rama shook his head: " What kind of trainer are you?" " Awwww, come on Rama, I lost my company to Gates!!! He overpowered me!" Pinoki said. " I was depressed!" " Well then it is all up to me." Rama said. " It is. There is no pressure on you Rama. The fate of the entire universe rests on your shoulders." Pinoki said. " Protect, doors, young Rama." Yoga began. " Last of the Chaos are you. Fight for freedom, young…" Yoga gasped here, and his voice faded away: " My young, Chaotic apprentice." And with that, he was gone. His body disappeared. Rama looked at the narrator: " Was that a cheap way to die or what?" Yes it was Rama. Yes it was…

Rama flew back to the rebels who were getting ready to attack on the headquarters. " Rama, welcome back." Jonathan said. " We were about to commence the attack right now." " Well I arrived just in time." Rama replied. " The Emperor's new Death Converter has not yet been completed. We must stop him from using it. A weapon of that destruction will be the end of us all. But if we fail, Gates will not stop there. He will build bigger converters, soon he will build a converter so big, it will destroy him!" Adit said. " I see." Rama said. " The attack must begin soon. It is the only way we can have the sneak attack, they must not know we are coming." Greg said. " Well wouldn't Gator just tell them?" Rama asked. " We are hoping not. There is a 0.00000000001 percent chance he will not tell the emperor, our whole strategy lies with that percent. If he tells, then the whole attack is suicide!" Adit said. Rama shook his head, man the rebels were desperate. Then he realized something. " Gator can sense me." Rama said. " If I come with you, I will endanger the mission. I must go to him now, so that I can confront him, and be a decoy for the attack. Perhaps I can find Peon, and rescue her." " Rama it's dangerous." Greg said. " I know." " Oh, master Rama, your odds for survival are 0.00000000001 percentage of success!" 4dthio said. " Awww, isn't that the same percent as the attack?" Rama asked. " Yes master Rama." " Were screwed!" Rama said.

The attack force built up, and Rama prepared to leave. His ship flew away from the rebel camp, and he headed towards the Microsoft base…

" Sir, a rebel ship is approaching. One life form on it." A minion said. Gator could feel it. It was Rama. " Let him come. HEY, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU DIDN'T INSERT THAT DARTH VADER MUSIC!!!!" ::Insert Darth Vader Music:: " Me and my big mouth." Gator said. He went to the shuttlebay, where Rama's ship was entering it. Rama walked out of the ship. " Hello Sina." Rama said. " So, you finally believe me. After that NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I thought you wouldn't believe me." Gator said. " I do believe you. But I also said wait a minute yes after." Rama said. " True, true." Gator said. " I also believe that you were once Sina, my friend. There is good in you." " Sina has no longer any meaning for me. I see you have constructed a new chaosaber." Gator said pointing at the device. Rama nodded. The device flew into Gator's hand. " Interesting design, no?" Rama asked. " It is. I designed mine on Auto Cad." Gator said. " Then Sina is truly lost." Rama said. Gator shook his head, and grabbed Rama's shoulder. " You will come to my emperor now." They walked into a dark room with a chair at the top of the stairs. The chair was facing a huge window's logo as a window, and the figure in the chair, was looking out into the distance. He turned around: " Welcome young apprentice." The figure said. " Shut up Gates!" Rama said. Gates smiled: " And such a tone, we can use that. Guards leave us." Gates said walking closer. " You must know, that you will die soon." Rama said. Gates' smile got even wider: " Perhaps you are referring to the attack your friends are going to make?" Gates said. " It will fail. They will come and be converted by my fully functional and operational converter weapon!" Gates said. " There is no hope for you." Rama tried not to show his anger, but his anger was increasing. Gator handed Gates the chaosaber. " By now you have realized that there is no way to get Sina back. He is converted for good!" Gates said. " I refuse to believe that." Rama said. " Gator refused it also when he was converted. But Rama, you do not know the power of the DOS side." " I know it is bad." " What has Kermit been telling you?" Gator asked. " None of your business." Rama replied. Gates smiled and went back up to his chair and stared out the window: " Your rebel fleet, like yourself will soon be, MINE!"

" Arm all Chaotic weapons." Jonathan said. " Activate the Max Men clones." Adit added. " Turn on my calculator!" Greg said turning on his calculator. " Do you still have that?" Adit asked. " Yes, I do." " THROW IT AWAY!!! IT IS USELESS!!!" Adit snapped. " My useless scrap!!!" Greg said. " DAH!!!" Adit said. " BAH!!!" Greg replied. " Stop it you two." Jonathan said. " I know you are but what am I?" Greg said. " What the- I'm confused." Jonathan said. " Me too." Adit replied. " Hehe, Greg wins this round!" Greg said. Everything was ready, and preparing to go to hyper speed. " Activate Hyper Speedy!" Jonathan said. And with that command, all the rebel ships flew, to what almost all of them knew, was suicide…

Rama looked out of the window, and gasped when he saw the rebel ships emerging from hyper speed. " Watch closely apprentice, your rebels will soon die." Gates said. Rama made fists. " Good, I can feel the hate swelling. Take your chaotic weapon, strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the DOS side will be complete!" " He said that already!!!" Rama said. " Yeah, well, he says lots of things." Gator replied. Hearing that, Rama could not contain his anger, and the chaosaber flew to his hands, activated. He brought it down with all his might to hit Gates, but it was blocked by Gator's converterapier.

" There they are. Commence chaotic formation!" Adit yelled. The many ships flew in no apparent pattern, and began to attack. BZOOOM!!!, BZAAAP!!! The two weapons hit each other with great might. Gator had become more skilled since they last met, and Rama found it hard to keep up. He flew up to the roof. " I will not fight you." Rama said. " Fight damn it, or the whole scene makes no sense!!!" Gator said. " I will not. You were once a good person, what happened to do this to you?" Rama asked. Gator pointed at the windows icon: " THAT HAPPENED!!! And soon, you will see too." " I will not fight you!" Rama said again. " Then you will meet your destiny." Gator said. He flung the rapier at the roof, and caused it to collapse, with Rama falling under the debris. Gates laughed. " Good. Good!" His watch beeped signaling the rebels had commenced their attack. Gates talking into his watch: " Commander, activate the converter, and fire when ready!"

The rebels fired with all their weapons at the massive building, when suddenly a beam of orderly energy hit their main flagship. It blew up, and in its place, a ship with the windows logo on it. " That beam came from the Death Converter!!! That thing is operational!!! How could they have know to use it if, they knew we were coming…" Jonathan said gasping. " Awwwww, Gator told Gates!" Greg said. " Call off the attack!" Adit said. " No, we must fight to the death!" Jonathan said.

Gator walked around the debris trying to find Rama: " You cannot hide forever Rama." " I will not fight you." Rama's voice said. " Give in to the DOS side. I can sense your feelings. You are worried about your friends. Your thoughts are mostly on, Jonathan, Adit, and Greg. Your thoughts have betrayed them now! If you will not convert to the DOS side, then perhaps they will!" Gator said. Like a blast of lightning, Rama flew out yelling: " NEVER!!!" His saber blasted at Gator who blocked it with all his might. Rama gave more force to his hits, his anger consuming him. Gator blocked everyone, but seemed to be weakening. Then Gator tripped over something and Rama threw his saber at his in constant blows quickly. Blow after blow, Gator blocked it. Then finally, he lost his grip with one hand, while Rama continued the blows. " DIE DIE DIE!!!!" Rama yelled. Then finally Gator could not hold the rapier anymore, and Rama's saber flung it out of his hand, ripping Gator's hand with it. " AHHHHH!!!" Gator screamed in pain. Gates walked down the staircase with delight on his face. " Good! You are trained well my young apprentice!" Gates said. Rama looked at his hand (the Swiss army knife one) and then back to Gator's hand. Then he threw away his saber. " You have failed Gates! I have not converted! I remain with the doors! I am a true chaotic person!" Rama said with a smile. Gates shook his head, anger in his eyes: " So be it, CHAOS!!!"

" Adit, I have found a weak spot in the headquarters!" Jonathan said. " I see it. Rebels, send all troops here, and commence attack at this point!" Jonathan said. The rebels broke of their attack to fire at the single weak point and finish of the Death Converter…

Something that seemed to be a cursor flew over to Rama, and attached itself to him. Rama looked down. Gates made a double clicking motion with his hand, and Rama was filled with pain. " Stupid rebel fool! Only now do you understand the power of the DOS side!" Gates said making more double clicking motions. " You lack vision." More clicking, and more of Rama in pain. " You lack Order" Gates said, with more severe clicking motions this time. " YOU WILL DIE!!!" Gates yelled, the double clicking very hard and severe. So severe that Rama fell to the floor in pain. " Sina, PLEASE HELP ME!!!" Rama yelled pain going through him. Gator stared at him, and something sparked. Then he looked at his emperor and then back to the screaming Rama. The spark got brighter, and the DOS side vanished. Sina regained his chaos, and took out a pie, AND SMASHED IT IN GATES' FACE!!! " NOOOOOO!!!" Gates screamed. He then disappeared. Sina fell to the ground, and Rama came up to him. " I knew there was good in you." Rama said. " I knew too, I have the script." Sina said slowly. He was dying…

" ATTACK!!!!" Adit yelled. The rebels all fired at that one spot. " Adit, I can sense the princess Peon!" Jonathan said. " Where?" Adit asked. " Over there!" Greg replied. Adit looked and saw her. He pointed at her, and Greg beamed her up. The Death Converter erupted into flames…

" Leave me, save yourself. Run BOY!" Sina said gasping. " Run like the wind, RUN." He paused. " BOY!" " I will not leave you!" Rama said. " My time has come." Sina said. " Nope, the script says." Rama said. Sina shook his head: " Is there anything they don't know?" Then around them, a beam of light came, and they were beamed back to the rebel ships, just in time to watch the Death Converter erupt into flames, and blow up. Then the Microsoft headquarters flew up, and flew back into American territory.

There was a celebration. Every Rebel was there. Even Sina, who had his DOS implants removed. They celebrated, and partied, it was a time to be happy. " And what are these things?" Adit asked Greg. " These are Ewaks!!!" Greg replied joyfully. " Right, and what do they do?" " Dunno!" Just that moment Nurdin walked by with a glass of wine. " Fine celebration no?" He asked. " HEY!!! Get out of here!!!" Jonathan said. " Make me!" Nurdin said. He stepped aside, just in case a cow would fall on him, and another step to the right in case an anvil or such would fall. Nothing did. " I see you finally learnt, not to mess with me!" Nurdin said. " Yeah right!" Greg said. He looked at the Ewaks, who grinned. And with that, all the Ewaks lunged at Nurdin shredding him to bits. " Ahhh, so that's what they do!" Adit said. He grinned: " Good for them!"

Meanwhile, at the Microsoft headquarters… ::Insert Darth Vader Music:: " They may have won this battle, but the war is not yet over. Soon, Spears, and Cad Man will come back, and we shall dominate this planet once and for all. Commander, is the cloning device ready?" Gates said. " It will be soon." A voice replied. Gates laughed: " When it is activated, everything will be mine. NO ONE WILL BE SPARED, NO ONE!!!"