A short time ago in somewhere in a multiverse somewhere…
WAR OF CHAOS III!!!
Episode Twelve: Merged Bubbles
Eight and Celine flew back towards the Earth with much sadness in their stomachs. They tried very hard not to cry and seem strong. Half way there, they saw Three flying in chaotic circles (no conic functions here) and crying incomprehensible things. Eight and Celine tried to calm him down but he kept on yelling,
" IT WAS MY FAULT! IF I HAD BEEN THERE THEY MIGHT BE ALIVE!" Three was yelling. Celine and Eight tried to calm him down but he didn’t do anything. Eight could sense much pain from Three (both physically and mentally).
A Galactian medic flew in from the scene and made a thourough scan of Three's condition, " His brain has literally fried. We must sedate him immediately or he will suffer further brain damage." Eight and Celine closed their eyes and focused on Three's mind. Using their unconscious techniques, Celine and Eight made Three unconscious.
" We must take him to the Earth where our remaining ships and the medical facilities are." The medic said. Celine and Eight dragged Three's body down towards the Earth in the Woodlands location.
The area was almost on fire. Burnt buildings were everywhere and the rain was managing to silence only a few of the buildings. When they landed, they noticed that the people here were very chaotic. There were several odd looking people clustered in the area and humans watching them with curiosity.
They landed and the medics flew in and took Three away. Celine and Eight stared at the humans for a minute until finally Adit spoke,
" You guys did it…you really did it! Jack is gone!" Adit said with much happiness in his voice. The humans who were not confused raised their fists and started to cheer.
Eight unable to contain his emotions any longer knelt down and started to cry. Celine did the same and the two mighty fighters knelt in the rain, crying. The crowd was silent…
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!! AHHH!!! NOOOO!!! WAAAAAAH!!! WHAT IS THIS??? WHO THE WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? JEH! HUH??? Sina thought to himself. Things were odd now, his mind was thrown completely off balance and his train of thought was no longer a train. He had seen the Earth rolling like Indiana Jones, and then it vanished, and now there were no more stars, just a vast and empty desert like plain. His golden hair was gone and Sina couldn’t feel his powers anymore. Sina shook his head as if thinking it was a dream.
" Where the hell am I?" Sina said to himself. " HELLO?" Sina yelled. An echo flew back, " SHUT UP WILL YOU!" Sina made fists and headed in the direction of the echo. " YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU TELL ME WHAT NOT TO DO AND I NARROW IT DOWN MYSELF!" He shook his finger furiously at the empty plain. Suddenly he was falling as a hand grabbed him and pulled him down into a cave like thing.
" WAAAAAAAH!" Sina yelled. A hand covered his mouth and Sina was about to blast whomever it was away until he heard Britney Spears' voice,
" You shut up now…"
" What the hell are you doing here?" Sina whispered. " And why are you so quiet?"
Britney stood up and screamed at the top of her lungs, " CAUSE IM BLODDY REHERSING MY FREAKIN LYRICS! SHUT THE *BEEP* UP!"
Sina swung his finger at Britney: " YOU DON’T BEEP! YOU NOT CAR!"
" Look, just, just…DAH!" Britney said giving up.
" Damn straight, now tell me where the hell we are!" Sina yelled furiously.
" Somewhere where we don’t know where we are."
" DUH! But where is this?"
" As I said…"
" SHUT UP!" Sina yelled. He tried to fly out of the cave but instead ended up jumping. He tried again and once again he was jumping. " What the?" He pointed his palms to the ground in an attempt to blast his way out, but no energy came out. It was at this moment that Sina snapped and started to claw his way out like a desperate fool.
" What are you doing?" Britney asked impatiently.
" MUST GET OUT! WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE WITH YOU? I WANT TO GO HOME! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW!" Britney pushed Sina down and punched him,
" GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF! EEESH! You drive me crazy!" At that moment the ground started to shake, Sina gasped as he heard what tune the ground was shaking to…it was YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY. He clawed even faster to get out.
Jibran opened his eyes and nearly had a heart attack. The first thing he saw was Nurdin (in his small rooster form) staring very closely at him and pecking at him.
" WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Jibran yelled getting up, " SHIT HEAD!"
" I got bored of waiting so I started pecking at your face." Nurdin replied casually.
" I WILL HURT YOU NOW!" Jibran yelled. He pointed his fingers at Nurdin and prepared to blast him away, but nothing happened. " What?" He tried again, still nothing happened. " OH NO!" He tried a hundred times more, each time failing. " Ah screw energy!" He started poking Nurdin in the eye. Nurdin backed away.
" OW! THAT HURT!"
" Look…I don’t care about you, JUST ME! Where the hell are we?" Jibran asked.
Nurdin flapped his wings and smiled, " Home."
" HOME? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? This isn't Earth! There are giant roosters and poultry running around, and a gigantic statue of you with HAIL BERT on it…" He stopped and then Jibran started to understand. The moment his train of thought kicked in, Jibran started screaming, " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NONONOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WHY THE HELL DID I EAT ALL THAT OATMEAL FOR??? IM DEAD!!! THIS IS HELL!!! OH MY GOD!"
" Nope, this is home. I feel at home at least. This must be an alternate reality." Nurdin said smiling.
" NONO!!! THIS IS JUST A DREAM! I AM NOT IN HELL!" Jibran started hitting himself furiously to wake himself up. Unfortunately, it was not a dream. Jibran knelt on the ground and pounded on it as he started crying, " WHY ME? WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO ME?" At that moment a group of roosters carrying a box with KFH on it walked by. Jibran screamed,
" KENTUCKY FRIED HUMANS?!?!" Then he suddenly went calm, " Well that’s a little redundant…" Then he went nuts again. After 5 minutes of going nuts, Jibran froze with a crazy glare in his eyes, " YES! I AM STUPID! I FLY AWAY FROM HERE! SEE YOU LATER SHITHEADS!" Jibran yelled and pointed his fingers up. Nothing happened. He tried again but all that happened was that he jumped. He rubbed his chin and pointed up again, " UP UP AND AWAY!" Nothing. " Uh crap…" He was starting to gather a large crowd of hungry birds who stared at him. " Uh…TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Nothing, the crowd drew closer. " Shit, shit, crap. CRAAAAAAAAAAP!" Then he lunged at Nurdin and holding firmly onto his wings, flapper furiously, " EVOLVE INTO YOUR BIG POULTRY NOW BERT! I MUST ESCAPE!"
" I cant." Nurdin said calmly.
" YOU CANT OR YOU WONT?" Jibran yelled.
" Both. You know Jibran, for once I feel superior to you…"
Jibran's eyes widened, and he looked above into the sky, " WHAT HAVE I DON’T TO DESERVE THIS???" The birds started to close in on his location. Jibran jumped up to the top of the pole Nurdin was standing on, but to his horror, the birds flew up to his level,
" MMmmm… I could go for a Jibby Burger right now." A bird said.
" Me too…with extra Jibby fries!" Another bird said.
" AND JIBRELISH!"
Jibran shook with fear, " Now, now, lets not be too hasty. Uh…let me just…uh…LOOK A DISTRACTION!" The birds all turned away and Jibran jumped onto the roof of a large nest shaped house. Hopping from one house to the next, Jibran tried to make a futile attempt to escape. The birds followed him. Behind him, like a cloud of darkness they flapped after him.
" WE MUST TAKE HIM TO OUR KING, LORD BERT!" A bird yelled. Jibran ran faster and faster but could not run for much longer. " DON’T MAKE ME RUN! I AM FULL OF CAMEL!" Jibran yelled getting a severe cramp. He fell to the ground in pain and everything went dark…
Jon opened his eyes and he could no longer see the code of the universe. What he saw was Turing's smiling ascII face smiling at him. He floated backwards to his surprise. He looked above where Max Man and Cad Man were poking at one another.
" YOU GOT US INTO THIS MESS, NOW YOU GET US OUT!" Cad Man yelled.
" YOU DID THIS! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Max Man yelled back.
" ILL 2-D YOU SOOO BADLY YOU WILL GO 2D!"
" YOU DON’T SCARE ME FLATTY!" Max Man yelled back. Cad Man gasped,
" YOU DARE TO CALL ME FLATTY? HOW DARE YOU!"
" Will the two of you just SHUT UP?" Another voice said.
Max Man and Cad Man yelled at the same time, " YOU SHUT UP BILLY! YOU HAVE NO WEALTH HERE…in wherever we are…"
" I still have my laptop." Bill Gates replied. Jon floated in the other direction in fear.
" Guys, what the heck happened?" Jon asked looking around him. There was nothing. Just utter blackness, he could see everyone else, but other than that it was all darkness. Much to his surprise, Jon felt wrong in this darkness. But it was fun to be wearing black in total blackness, he looked like a floating head with hands.
" The multiverse crashed, what does it look like? We unmerged due to lack of memory in it! We are here in nowhere…SCREWED!" Cad Man yelled.
" OK." Jon said calmly. " We have to figure something out first. Where we are. We can float in this place, but we can go nowhere."
" I don’t care…lets just play solitaire on my laptop until someone finds us." Gates said double clicking on the Solitaire icon.
" Were you born stupid, or did you acquire this skill through lifelong learning?" Jon asked Gates in an angry tone.
" Well actually, mother always called me stupid…BUT I SHOWED HER! IM WORTH BILLIONS NOW!!! BWAHWAHWHAWHAHAHW!"
" No, now you are worth nothing, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOWHERE!" Jon yelled. He took a deep breath and said,
Gates felt a tear come to his eyes, " I still have my wallet! NEVER HAVE I FELT SOOO HAPPY TO HAVE MY WALLET!" Gates took out a massive car sized wallet from his pocket filled with money. There must have been millions in there. "Aww…just change." He said sadly.
Everyone stared at him, " You…you…shut up now." Jon said finally.
" Maybe I can buy myself out of here. HEY! I HAVE MONEY! I WILL GIVE IF YOU GIVE ME A WAY BACK HOME!" Gates yelled to the darkness. His voice made no echo. " Umm…I have stock options I can give you!" Still nothing. " Well come on! What could be more important than money? OH! If you save me now, I will send all my employees to come paint the color of this place to something else!"
" Give it up…" Cad Man said.
" NEVER! I MUST GET AWAY FROM YOU UGLY MALE LOW LIFES!" Gates yelled.
" We may be low lifes, and we may be ugly, BUT WE ARE CETAINLY NOT…uh…what was that other thing you said?" Cad Man asked.
Gates sighed, " We are utterly and totally screwed." At that moment, a large screw twice the size of Jon appeared. Gates yelled to the darkness, " WHY DO YOU MOCK ME??????"
Eight composed himself and wiped away the tears. The rain continued to fall. The area around him was completely silent except for the sound of the falling rain and the occasional crackle in the multiverse as it tried to fix itself. He turned to face everyone who was almost surrounding him, but turned away (which was odd cause he was still facing a few people). He said in a very quiet tone,
" Today, many people died…" Adit yelled,
" BUT HOW? THIS IS WAR OF CHAOS! NO ONE CAN DIE!" Eight suddenly felt hopeful, but his hope vanished when he realized where he was from.
" No, everyone who died is still dead. We must mourn them. Our mission is complete here. Jack has been defeated. We must leave now, the timeline has been restored."
Rama burst through the crowd, " HOW THE HELL IS THIS MISSION ACCOMPLISHED? YOU GUYS SCREWED UP THE MULTIVERSE EVEN MORE! I mean, becoming Jack's slave wasn’t that bad, BUT HAVING THE MULTIVERSE CRASH ON OUR HEADS IS WORSE!"
Eight nodded and said, " Which is exactly why we must now leave back to our timeline which is restored and let you people worry about your own problems. I have had enough of time traveling and timeline restoring. John Trenmill should have never built that dimensional portal…that way it wouldn’t have opened up and led to all this. Now we must all go."
At that moment a Galactian commander flew in and stared at Eight. He was about to tell him something but Eight fell down crying and screaming.
" OH MY GOD! THAT GUY STARED AT EIGHT AND HE IS DYING NOW! KILL HIM!" Rama yelled pointing his gun at the commander.
" No you idiots! I wanted to tell Eight something but he read my mind before I could say it and collapsed…its kinda a bad thing to inform you guys about."
" Tell us please." Celine said staring at the commander. Within seconds, she too fell down and started screaming in pain and agony.
" THERE! HE DID IT AGAIN! KILL HIM!" Rama yelled.
" No, we are alright…just too distraught." Eight said closing his eyes in pain. "Tell them…"
The Commander took a deep breath and sighed before saying very quietly, " The portal Galictar destroyed was linked directly to my and his home of Galactia. It is a world that is torn by war and rebellion. The rebels had taken over the planet and pushed us out, and this is how it all started. Anyway, there is something you all must know."
The rain suddenly stopped as if wanting to hear what the Commander had to say. He lowered his head and said in a very quiet tone, " Ummm…this is hard to say, well, uh…"
" QUIT STALLING! GET TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO FREKING SAY!" Roddy yelled angrily in a fit of frenzy and suspense.
" Well…I just got a report from the other side of the portal before it was destroyed. It was send milliseconds before the portal was destroyed."
" SO WHAT THE HELL IS IT???" Rama yelled.
" IF YOU DON’T TELL US NOW WE WILL KILL YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER SAY IT EVER AGAIN!" Adit yelled in anger.
" I am sorry to say…the message I got was from one of my closest friends, a spy on our side spying on the rebels. He tells us that moments before the portal blew up, two figures appeared on the other side…"
" SO WHAT????" Everyone yelled.
" OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER! JACK AND TRICIA ARE STILL ALIVE!"
Now everyone knew why Eight and Celine had fallen to the floor crying in pain. Now they could relate to that, and they did. They all fell to the ground crying in pain…