A short time ago in a galaxy right here…
WAR OF CHAOS III.5!!!
Episode Twenty-Four: Flight of the Nukes
The battle increased, the battle decreased, The battle went on, crushing some priests!
Jack flew about, dodging everyone's blasts, Nurdin had been placed in massive casts!
Eight flew about, firing with fury, His energy missed, and hit a brewery…
Eight: "OH MY GOD! I HAVE MISSED! THIS IS CALLED, A BIG DISS!"
Jack dodged Bert, Jack laughed at Eight, Jack stared at him, and said, "YOU I HATE!"
The choir of children flew at Jack, fighting for their freedom, fighting for their slacks!
Celine fired a ball, of energy, she yelled out, " OPERATION ORGY!"
The mass of children flew towards Jack, creating a circular kind of sac,
Jack stared with awe, Jack made fists, he opened his mouth, and yelled this,
" YOU FOOLS!!! ALL FOOOLS! YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME??? YOU FOOOLS! YOU FOOOLS! I WILL MAKE YOU DIE PAINFULLY!"
Eight kicked Jack hard in the back, giving him no chance to strike,
Nurdin fell down, and for some reason something fell on him known as a bike,
" OW OW OW! WHY ME WHY ME? ALWAYS ME? All I gotta do is walk here!
Anything I do will end with sheer, pain and suffering are my days! I wish I were a rooster, living in a cave!"
Sina flew about, kicking Nurdin, " WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING? ARE YOU JUST SINGING TO RHYME SOMETHING? You have failed miserably Bert…DAMN IT RYAN, STOP TRYING TO FLIRT!"
"Flirt? MOI? I am caught aghast! I was merely getting food that was fast!" Ryan said with an impeccable tone, the fast food was all sticks and bones.
Eight grabbed his head in beastly hurting, to stop singing he was yearning,
" I WANT TO STOP! I DON’T LIKE TO SING! I WANT TO FIGHT, WITHOUT ALL THIS DING!"
Celine said through, a telepathic link, " Damn it Eight, start to think! The laws of speech have broken down, stop this complaining, remove that frown!"
Eight replied, with worry in his voice, " If we cant stop, we shall not rejoice!"
Jack punched Eight, in the jaw, He laughed loudly, " HAW HAW HAW!"
Eight orientated himself, as quick as he could, He flew at Jack, as any man would,
Jack blasted energy, from both his palms, into chaos, went all remaining calm,
BOOM BOOM BOOM, the sound of destruction,
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM, the sound of automobiles
ZAP ZAP ZAP, the sound of a rooster being fried
CRAP CRAP CRAP the sound of a lawyer being hired!
"SHUT UP RIGHT NOW," said Jack, " OR I WILL SEND YOU ALL BAAAACK!"
Eight replied, with much fierceness in his voice,
" WE WILL NOT COWER! WE WILL REJOICE!"
"OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, COME ON FACE REALITY GEEZ!!!"
" WE SHALL DESTROY YOU!" Yelled the crowd,
"WE SHALL DO IT WITHOUT A SOUND!"
Jack yelled back, " WHAT KIND OF CRAP IS THAT?
You cannot possibly be like that!
Yes yes, I know, rhyming with the same word is really cheap!
But I must place your bodies, in one dead heap!"
They dodged, they dodge, Jack flies Jack flies,
They dodged they dodged, Jack flies Jack flies,
"WHY AM I SINGING, SO VERY VERY BAD?
I MUST SAY THAT, I SOUND LIKE A VERY WEAK LAD!"
Jack said this with much sadness in his tone,
And that very fact, sent a shiver through his bone,
Code Warrior yelled, with all his might,
Sounding the voice of Jon filled with insight,
" HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD LAD?
WHY DON’T YOU GO HUMP SOME PLAD!
YOUR NOT EVEN SCOTTISH,
YOUR JUST PLAIN SNOBBISH,
LEAVE US BE!!!!!
GO AND PEEEE!"
Chorus: "LEAVE US BE!!!!
GO AND PEEEE!!!"
"NEEVVVEEERRR!!!!! I AM JACK! I shall never SURRENDER!!!"
Chorus: "HE'S GOD, HE'S GOD, YOUR ALL SCREWED, ALL SCREWED,
HE'S STRONG, HE'S STRONG, YOUR ALL SHREWD, ALL SHREWD,"
Jack flew and punched Eight in the gut,
Eight tried to block them,
Celine kicked Jack in the butt!
" OW OW OW! CMON THAT DIDN’T HURT!
THAT WAS MORE OF A VIOLENTIC FLIRT!"
Ryan flew in and raised his voice,
Taking a deep breath, he rejoiced:
" YOU DON’T YOU BANCHOD!"
::insert silent pause::
Chorus in a whisper: "That did not rhyme! That did not rhyme! Obviously you had no time! Now look at what you have done now! ALL THE FIGHT HAS COME TO SLOW!"
Ryan kicked a choir member and yelled, " NEITHER DID THAT! THAT DIDN’T RHYME! YOUR ALL SO FAT! SO STOP YER WHINE……ING!"
"I see a little silhouetteto of a man,
ON THE GROUND, HE IS DEAD,
AND HE IS MISSING A GREAT BIG HEAD!"
Jack said this, laughing loudly,
People looked around, and that they did not see!
" I WAS BEING METAPHORICAL!"
"SOUNDED MORE TO ME LIKE YOU WERE BEING HOMOPHOBICAL!"
Eight yelled at Jack!!!!!! With all his might,
" STOP THIS SINGING LET US ALL FIGHT!"
Mass of Microsoft Lawyers: "Bill Gates BILL GATES, CEO OF MICROSOFT, BILL GATES!
Flew into the battle with a gleam of hope in his eye!
And before he could open his mouth,
HE WAS HIT WITH A RYE!"
Nurdin flapped and chuckled silently,
" Wow, that kinda stuff usually happens to me…"
AT THAT MOMENT, HE WAS HIT BY A FLEA!
" Wow, now that was lame!
After all my hurting, that gave me no pain!
I mock thee's skills!"
AND HE WAS HIT BY A HILL!
"OK! That was bad! Now I am in pain, and I am sad!"
Nurdin croaked and fell right down,
His face of joy, turned that into a frown!
Chorus of flying birds: "OUR MASTER'S FALLEN, LOOK AT HIM GO!
HE IS DYING, OH WHAT A SHOW!"
Nurdin: "SHUT UP! YOU INFERNAL BIRDS!
CANNOT YOU SEE THAT I AM HURT?"
Chorus of flying birds: "THAT WE CAN SEE, AND IT LOOKS COOL!
WE ARENT THAT, YOU ARE THE FOOL!"
Let us all shift now, to the nuke control base,
That is where, we shall go, with much very haste!
Chrissy and Michelle and Tori,
Were filled with lots of glory!
"We have launched the massive missile nukes,
and Jack will soon blow up!"
At that moment a low panter came
And said stupidly, " WASSSAAAAPP!!!"
They all looked at him, with a glare in their eye,
Suddenly the low panter went British and said, " Oh my."
And with that he dashed off into the ever growing horizon,
And crashed into a pole called Verizon!
"Why the hell, are we singing?"
Tori asked this with much complaining,
" I don’t know, the story is built this way!"
Chrissy jumped up and yelled, "HEY HEY!"
They all looked at her with a great surprise,
Chrissy took out her bag, " ANYONE WANT FRIES?"
::insert awkward pause::
"Umm…no…you keep those…"
Michelle said that, staring at that pose,
" Why have we even been focused on?
We already launched the nukes, soon it will be done!"
Tori said this and smiled a bit,
"This is a really lousy git.."
Everyone nodded with agreement,
LET US ALL GO BACK TO THE FIGHT….MENT!
" HA HA HA, And I don’t care,
HA HA HA, and I don’t swear
HA HA HA, and you pay fare,
YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF BIG LOOSERS!"
Jack said this, and added with laughter,
"I WILL END THIS IN ONE BIG SLAUGHTER!"
Eight stepped up, and spat at his face,
" GET OUT OF HERE JACK!
Take your crap and don’t come BACK!"
Stay away from this planet!
Or we shall hit Bert in the head!
GO AWAY, GO AWAY! Go away, GO AWAY!"
GO, GO, GO, GO! GO, GO, GO, GO, GOOOOO!!!!"
CHORUS (to the theme of Jospeh): "GO GO GO GO!
GO GO GO GO!
GO GO GO GO!, GO!
GET OUTAH HERE!
STOP CAUSING FEAR!
CAN YOU NOT HEAR!
LET US DRINK BEER!
YOU ARE A MEER!!!
SO GET, OUTAH HERE!
STOP CAUSING FEAR!"
Jack stared at the mass with confusion,
"You are all worse than Confucius!"
::insert awkward pause::
IT IS THE NUKES!
LOOK HERE THEY COME!
NOW, JACK TIMES UP!!!"
They all sang, they all fled away from that location,
Jack yawned and yelled,
" ALLOW THIS DEMONSTRATION!"
Around him came a big fat glow,
And soon to all he would certainly show,
That he could take on many nukes,
Without even coming close to rebuke!
" NOW WATCH THIS!" Jack yelled this,
He aimed his palms and the missiles,
And he planned to destroy them on sight,
He fired minimal energy to shock them,
BUT IT REBOUNDED!!!!
"WHAT IS THIS? WHY ARE THEY NOT GOING BOOM?
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS MY DOOM?"
Everyone smiled, everyone nodded,
They had modified them with shield sodded!
And now Jack had almost no time,
To reflect the impact,
He stared at them eye open wide,
And stared at the big sight…
" CAN IT BE?"
Chorus: " YES IT IS!"
"NO IT CANT!"
"YES IT IS!"
::increase in thunder and lightning and choir intensity::
" OH MY GOD!!! I COULDN’T HAVE SUSPECTED!"
"YES YES YES! AND NOW YOU WILL BE ERADICATED!!!!"
::insert one moment of pause as the thousand nukes reflect off Jack's scared eye…
And a flash of light blinded the world,
As they all saw with glee,
That the nukes hit the main target,
Oh ever so perfectly…
With a shout, they all yelled,
" JACK HAS BEEN KICKED OUT!!!!"
Chorus: " PLANET EARTH!
Home of pirates sluts and whores,
Sleazy Cheesy fast food stores,
Many countries governed by slobs!
Usually breaking into mobs,
If you wanna laugh at stupid people you must take the left turn on Saturn to get to,
Stinky smelly atmosphere,
Who is farting, GET OUTAH HERE,
Once again saved by students,
Saved from the threat of destruction, its,
HOME TO ALL HUMANNNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!
AND NOW THEY ARE ALL GETTING DRUNK AND PARTYING!!!!!
::insert really ragefull music::
"WHAT! NO! IT CANNOT BE!"
Jack is alive, but hurt painfully!
" YOU WILL PAY! WITH YOUR LIVES!
WHEN I WIN, I'LL TAKE YOUR WIVES!!!"
Jack flew fast and punched Eight hard,
Sending him crashing into a shard!
" NOOOOOO!!! EIGHT!!!!"
"I WILL LIVE! IT IS MY FATE!"
Jack flew around, kicking everyones butt,
Then he turned about, and flew at Code Warrior!
" HE WILL BE SLOWWWWED!"
And with a mighty iron fist,
Jack punched the sword and ended his list…
Jon and Cad, Max, Turing Man flew in all directions,
And then Jack cause mass suffocation!!!! (to Jibran).
With his redish glow, Jack grinned as he said…
With an evil tone, in his evil head!
" I hate, every man I see!
From Jonathan to Jibroni!
No you'll never make a donkey out of me….
OH MY GOD! I WAS RIGHT!
YOU ALL SUCK, SO LETS FIGHT!
You'll finally kneel before me…
Chorus: "YES YOU'LL FINALLY KNEEL BEFORE HIM!
Yes you shall finally, kneel down…at my godly feet!!!!"
::insert mass orchestra finish::
" YOUR ALL SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
::insert applause here…
::throw roses here::