My Hobbies include:
Water Skiing
( Shorter, Shorter, Shorter until the thrill of pulling through the wake
overcomes the fear of death.)
My friend Jeff on the Knee board
My turn...
Shooting (God created all men, Colonel Sam Colt made them equal, Pietro Beretta made some of us a little more equal than others.)
Jet Skiing (if it isn't a Kawasaki it isn't really a Jet Ski.)
Four Wheeling
( nothing snide to say here, yet...)