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1) Do I have to bring my stuff every day?
Yes. How can you work without it?

2) Can I use the hall pass?
Yes, if you have a hall pass ticket.

3) Can I sleep in your class?
No.

4) Can we have a free day?
What's a free day?

5) How often do we have homework?
Usually 3-5 times per week.

6) I was sick yesterday, can I have my homework?
Do you have an excused absence slip?
No?
Sorry, you need one to get your makeup work.

7) I was suspended yesterday, can I get my work?
No, if you're suspended you can't get credit for work you missed while out on suspension.

8) Can I see my grade?
Yes! Come in at lunch and I'll be more than happy to discuss it with you.

9) Why do you give us so much work, Mr. Hayes?
I give you so much work because I know you can do it and do it well.

10) Can I eat or drink in class?
No.

11) Can I use the hall pass to go to my counselor, administrator or use the phone?
Sure you can-- on your own time, not in my class or on my pass. The hall pass is only good to go to the bathroom or your locker for up to five minutes.

12) Mr. Hayes why are your jokes so corny?
What are you talking about? They're great!

13) Mr. Hayes, why did you name your staplers Bob and Al?
I was tired of asking 'Hey, who has the staplers?', so I thought it would be funny to name them names. Also, I've never had a student named either Bob or Al, so I won't get them confused with a real person.

14) Mr.Hayes, why are you such a pain in the halls, picking on me for a pass?
I'm not just picking on you, I'm picking on everyone in the hall who doesn't have a hall pass. I take that duty very seriously. Teachers at Brookhaven have a right to teach with their doors open if they want to. They can't do that if there are a whole bunch of people in the hall that shouldn't be.