| Funny/Dumb Quotes and/or inside Jokes |
| "He played Flute!! I swear!" ~ Cheryl |
| "Mike! I didn't TAPE your wallet" ~Jeff R. |
| "Mark doesn't say dumb things"~ Mark |
| "The trust test" ~Russell and Phil |
| "Loophole.... itz funny... cuz it sounds like it should be dirty... but itz not" ~ Brice (talking about the Browell's licence plate) |
| "It's funny becuz it's stupid"~ Joel |
| "POP..... goes the weasel!" ! Jennifer and I at the exact same time |
| "I have to figgure out how to hit myself in the face with my elbow"~ Jeff |
| "Is this testical year?"~ Mrs. Newton |
| Convo between Alan and I: Me: What's my last name? Alan: uh.... Melanie...your name is Melanie Melanie Me: So what's my middle name? Alan: Nancy! Me: Ya think so? Alan: Well... it very well couldn't be Melanie.... who's ever heard of a Melanie Melanie Melanie? |
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| "My name is Bob ::clap, clap:: I have a Fob ::clap, clap:: and I'm white ::starts to clap... then places LEFT hand on chin and ponders::" ~ Robbie |
| Meagan asks serious question: "Is it possible to bond 3 hydrogen atoms with 1 oxygen atom?" Mrs. Newton responds "Yes, but it would no longer have the characteristics of water". Jerry says "yea... it would be more like sprite." |
| Meagan sees a jar of large pickles on the desk in chemistry.... she leans over to Jeff and says very loudly, "So Jeff, do they make you feel inatiquite?" |
| "We're here to WORSHIP!"~ Greg Nolan |
| "Are you bleeding?" ~Justine |
| "It's cuz WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!" ~Jessica |
| "Bannana Girl"~ Stephen and Brian |
| "Sorry, I have bad aim"~ Brian |
| "Cactus butt!"~ me |
| "Sparky"~ Jessie and Nancy |
| "PUSH TO START!"~ Chris E |