Welcome to Erap's iskul of politics. The next lesson is damage control. If your ratings go down...start a war, kill a few Muslims and act like some macho bullshit army guy. If people want to impeach you...give away 1 zillions square miles of free land to squatters in 2 days. If people hold prayer rallies against you...hold your own even if the last time you prayed was back in the swinging 60s.
The father of the nation has fathered about 10 children (there must be more hidden somewhere). Three legitimate and countless other illegitimate children. SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB!
TAKEN FROM PHILIPPINE DAILY INQUIRER
Its times like these that we wish that JDV or maybe even Imelda won the elections. FUCK! I think we'd be doing better if one of those nuisance candidates won!
Impeach Erap? Snap elections? Erap resign? Does this mean....
Dear God, please enlighten Erap and bestow on him the gifts of the Holy Spirit which by some freak accident were left out during his confirmation. Yes God, im talking about wisdom, understanding and knowledge.
Did you ever notice that if you move the "E" in ERAP to the end of the word...you come up with the word RAPE? WHOA man...cool!
Look at the list of groups joining the call for Erap's resignation. You've got the Union of Philippine Condom Makers, the United Pinoy Eunuch Coalition, the Public Church of Bob, the Ronan Keating is God society and even the Mr. Belvedere Masturbation Club. Does Erap have to wait for Celebrity Pubic Hair Collectors Society to join the calls for his resignation for him to get the message?
I think erap should resign because he is such a disgrace to both the country and the sbow biz. after this incident i can say that no one will vote for other artists anymore because erap, jeopardized the trust of the people that artists will not do anything bad because they have to protect their name. now, that has all changed. -contributed by Mark Jefferson Bautista
On Novermber 15, Erap is going to visit squatter communities to give away free club shares to Tagaytay Highlands...talk about desperate measures.
Did you catch DEBATE on TV? Talk about tactless...its just like someone like Bill Clinton calling Saturday Night Live and telling everyone to stop making fun of him and that he hopes the whole cast will die of AIDS. The President of the Philippines saying "Baka matamaan ka ng kidlat!" on national telivision...FOR SHAME!
CONGRATS Mr. President, TIME magazine has confirmed what was common knowledge to us Filipinos all along. In its March 20, 2000 issue, Joseph Estrada is the week's top loser because "Philippine Prez's alleged meddling to help a crony prompts walkout by market regulators; stocks plunge."
Its gotten so bad that we're releived when we see cases of rape and murder on the front page instead of another case of the president embarassing himself.
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