| As you can see, we play only quality venues. |
 | Aiko. Our very own shinjinrui. Versatile little critter, nimbly trapezing between keyboards, bass, and vocals. Doesn't she look just too cool? |  |
 | Barrie. Born in the same city as The Beatles, but probably a better drummer than Ringo. Now hailing from The Great White North, eh. |  |
 | Thomas. It's him what plays the git-fiddle and wash-tub some too (guitar & bass). He sings rat purdy on a song or two, with nary a trace o' his native Tennessee twang. |  |
 | Erik. (me). What can I write about myself except that I do little mod-like jumps at the end of songs? And play bass, guitar, and try to sing. I am typically American as the picture to the left suggests. |  |
 | Rex. A real singer, as opposed to the rest of us hacks. He never shot his woman down by the river, but can sing Jimi Hendrix pretty damn convincingly. Rex likes skinny-dipping. |  |
 | Julia. Our special guest star singer. We do exactly one Chinese song right now, which she sings. We are trying to get her to wear a real short mini-skirt, but she won't succumb to the seedy glamor of show biz. |  |