If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do they put braille on drive-through bank machines?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries have a 'use by' date?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but not to their crotch when they ask where the toilet is?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they’re all stuck together?
Why are they called ‘stands’ when they’re made for sitting?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo?
So what is the speed of dark?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
In the bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies"... Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them alive aready?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. At my desk I have a work station...
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?