Episode V:
STAR WARS



Spring of ´85. When this season´s shooting begins, DALLAS producers haven´t decided yet who would be replacing great BBG as miss ELLIE. Her substitute would appear 7 eps. later: venerable, ever-elegant DONNA REED, main and ONLY star on the EWINGS´ series this season. Meanwhile, the other soaps would feature, among others, AVA GARDNER, ALEC BALDWIN, ANNE ARCHER, GINA LOLLOBRIGIDA, ROCK HUDSON, ALI MCGRAW, CELESTE HOLM and others, lesser known.

- DYNASTY: A. Spelling resisted PAMELA SUE MARTIN´s runaway with another secret daughter, AMANDA (played by wooden C. OXENBERG) who, on the season´s last scene, she married the Prince of then nonexistent country Moldavia. A revolutionary and scandalously antimonarchy massacre ended with a last sequence crowded of (presumed) corpses, including those belonging to BLAKE, KRYSTLE, JEFF, ASHLEY (A.MCGRAW), the just married, CLAUDIA, ADAM, STEVEN and his new boyfriend LUKE (B.CAMPBELL), the King of Moldavia (J.FABIANI, ALEX from DALLAS) and a few more...Meanwhile, far from there, FALLON reappeared with the face and exuberant body of EMMA SAMMS, with amnesia...

- FALCON CREST: On their best cliffhanger, LORIMAR ended the season with another violent plot: a bomb attempt against RICHARD CHANNING that also put in danger MAGGIE´s life. Unexpectedly, in the last minute, a very profitable twist was made: the attraction between the goody-goody and the baddie, brother and sister-in-laws too. The responsible for the blast would be RICHARD´s ex secre-lover, PAMELA (S. DOUGLAS), despite the Fact that a scenario very likely to Who Shot JR? was set up around RC. At the same time, ANGELA became the victim of a revenge by glamorous but ruthless CASSANDRA (A. ARCHER) who came up with her mother ANNA, fine C. HOLM. MELISSA was sent to prison for having caused ANGELA´s car accident and her cousin ROBIN (B. HOWARD) stayed home, pregnant with COLE´s baby (W.R. MOSES). LANCE allowed the doctors to make euthanasia to wife LORRAINE (K. VERNON) and MAGGIE surprised CHASE in the arms of passionate CONNIE, considering their marriage finished...

- KNOTS LANDING: Fully into the glitter and ruthlessness of DALLAS & DYNASTY, KL presented as a cliffhanger VAL being parted of her twin babies once again, presumably stillborn but given in adoption illegally...This embroiled, endless plot put the DALLAS spin-off to the edge of nonsense, though good characters (and actors) like GREG, LAURA, KAREN & MACK always saved the show with the additional asset of guest star AVA GARDNER...

Spectacular ABBY pressed LORIMAR into improving the series´ look and even promoted TRAVILLA as a new costume designer...However, on that season´s end, the plot about JOSHUA (BALDWIN) & CATHY (L. HARTMAN) was getting flat...

- DALLAS: THE END (Or what should have been the end). BOBBY´s hit-and-run killing by his psychosister-in-law KATHERINE before desperate PAM. The couple was planning to remarry and he left not one but two widows (JENNA never knew about his change of mind).

If you think this wasn´t enough, SUE ELLEN went back to the bottle because of JR, who wanted to get model MANDY (D. SHELTON) into Southfork, as CLIFF unsuccessfully tried to get a divorce from wife JAMIE EWING (J. HARRISON), saying he´d had a vasectomy done, after she lost her share of E. Oil. LUCY quit the series (or was asked to...) after remarrying MITCH, and DONNA refused to make up with RAY, though she was carrying his baby...A certain absent-looking lady used to walk around, posing as miss ELLIE...Before "dying", BOBBY begged to his family: "Be good to each other..."

But this final moral dose and, especially, the suspense-less cliffhanger and the feeling the themes were tired out, meant a little big advantage for DYNASTY which, thru its bloody Moldavia massacre cliffhanger, achieved the top in the ratings.

DALLAS had a very powerful factor against it: P. DUFFY leaving, and a very worthy one in the opposite: the return of the EWINGS´ true mama, BBG. Besides, they would counter-attack with B. CARRERA, D. RAMBO, M. VAN KAMP, S. FORREST, M. SINGER, J. MARTIN & J. BECK, and a new exec producer and writing team who would try to give a new twist to the show: more realistic, glamorous though very bad accepted by the audience...

Next year DYNASTY would hire G. HAMILTON, C. CAZENOVE & L. EVANS for an obnoxious second part, as they created a spin-off called THE COLBYS, even more surrealistic.

F .CREST would feature M. FAIRCHILD, K. OLIN, E. ALBERT & C. ROMERO, and the K. LANDING gang, hitchcockian RUTH ROMAN and, from the last episode on, N. SHERIDAN.

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