Here are some of the quotes from the one and only Quagmire. Read these and i think you will figure out the kind of person he is. Giggity Giggity Alll riight!

Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket. cause you got "Fine" written all over you! Quagmire: excuse me. i dont want to come between you ladies....... or do I? Quagmire at themepark: " you have to be this beautifull to ride the quagmire" Quagmire: How old are you? Girl: 16 Quagmire: 18? Alllll riight Quagmire: Hey, Pedro, we're heading down to The Drunken Clam for a couple of beers, and I‘m gonna shake the lady tree and see what falls out. All riiiight. Quagmire: Face it, Peter, you're an easy mark. You couldn't be more of a sucker if you were wrapped in plastic with a stick comin' out of your oh, yeah! Quagmire: Hey gorgeous, wanna come home with me? Woman: I'm with my husband Quagmire: Lose the zero, get with the hero husband punches Quagmire in the face Quagmire: Little violent for you, don'tcha think husband punches Quagmire in the face again Quagmire: heh, I'll be right over there... Quagmire: Wait, hold the phone, you took me away from a sweedish girly-girl and her paralized but trusting cousin for this? Quagmire: Giggty giggty giggty Quagmire: Hey Meg, 18 yet? Meg: No Quagmire: Hey Chris, how are you? Chris: Well, I'm glad.. Quagmire:Alllll riight(walks away) Quagmire: I felt Guilty once, but she woke up half way through. Quagmire: (watches Lois do fighting moves) That was stangely arousing(window drops) OOWW, uhh, uhh,(dials phone) Hello 911, it's Quagmire, yeah, ya ya, it's in a window this time. Peter: Wow, that Lois is some kinda woman. Quagmire: Yeah, just thinkin' about her makes my testicles wanna drop. Ooh, speak of the devil. Ooh, make that devils. Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it. Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge! Quagmire: So, you ladies ever been penetrated?