What’s been on the mind of the late-night comics lately?
David Letterman: “The United Nations has found evidence of global warming. And right now, they are working ’round the clock to do nothing about it.”
“President Bush is in Southeast Asia ... and because of the metric system over there, his approval rating is actually 62.”
Conan O’Brien: “President Bush just announced that next month he will host a White House conference on malaria. Bush told reporters, ‘I’m looking forward to meeting the Malarians.’”
“Political experts say President Bush planned a trip to several foreign countries this week because he is unpopular at home. In response, the White House said, ‘That’s ridiculous. The president is just as unpopular overseas.’”
“Democrats say now that they control the House and the Senate, they plan to raise the minimum wage. The Democrats say they are raising the minimum wage because something must be done to protect Kevin Federline’s future.”
