Bastard of the Year Award!
This is my "Bastard of the Year" page... Anyone who I think is a bastard, and deserves an award, Will go up here. I wont add any certain people a week, just, putting people on a list..... Let the bastards roll!
- #1. Managers!..... Just, Managers in General. Its there life duty to be bastards. No matter how you look at it. theres only one manager I dont think is a bastard. (Walmart Manager Theresa) You could kill a hundred people, and all she would want is for you to clean it up.... She dosent care! I love that manager! All the rest are bastards, and deserve to be number 1 on the list. I dont think anyone will say otherwise to that.
- #2. Travis Scribner.... Yes, Myself. As many times as my best friend JWW, as awarded me with the basterd of the year award(Ya, he thought it up, Im making it a web page) I deserve to be up here because of my... My low morals (if any), dishonorable at Bushido blade(dont ask), and no common sense put me at number
two on the list. Congrats Travis. *thanks!* *takes award and cheers*
- #3. Jason Warner... JWW, For inventing the damn Bastard of the year! I love it, but still... If Im on the list, he deserves to be up here also. I have alot more to put here, and I will, later....
- #4. Charis Belwood... Able to whip any guy in 4 hours or less; or your money back! Able to seduce any guy within a glance, she deserves to be up on the bastard list.... Damn you foul demon of hell!
- #5. Aaron Hanabarger(Piotyr as some of you know him as) Able to not talk through a whole conversation, able to give in to the slightest bit of willpower Ah, Aaron... Has little willpower, and evan less ability to talk to people he dosent know.. He can go a whole night at a party, and say 4 words... "Give me
more boose." ;) Hehehehe.
- #6. Ulric (Name is witheled due to parinoia of real life assination and a phycho killer trying to frame him with the fed's.) This Anti-social man is almost 21 and dosent even has his lisence, is bent on Y2K is still going to kill somehow... If you ever get into an argument with him, don't expect to win.... He will stick to his side no matter what the argument.... He would stick to a story as dumb as Crackers are more sturdy than steel.... And you could NEVER change his mind on that... Because of all the stupid arguments weve gotten into, he has earned his spot on "The bastard of the year award" Congrats.
- #7. David P. Hannam(Davyid to some) This pot-head teen is on here because he pestered me so much to add his hairy ass to my web-site. . . So, what better way to show my affection to him, then to Add Him To The Basterd Of The Year Award!!!! This guy is one of my best friends on the MUD, and I have no REAL reason to add him to the Basterd Of The Year Award Page, but he wanted a spot in the spotlight, so hear you are, and have fun with the 7th place trophy. You better cheer for this one Davyid. I think you still ow me Money also....
- #8. Postal Service. - Ok, They go Postal, which is cool, but still, a week to get a letter from here to my friend 6 miles away is just messed up! I mean come on! How hard is it go take a letter.... and drive a few miles, and put it in a box!? (I would do it myself but I would rather spend 33 cents then 3$ on gas) And you got to think, They rake in trillions a year, but all these post offices look like crap.... And they always complain about low funding! I swear, those Postmasters must walk out every night with a huge ass sack of cash.