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Welcome to the Wizard's Woomahs And Innuendo page. I am your host, Gewahd. Heh, heh, do I look familiar? I should, I am the unholy offspwing... well, you alweady know that story. Never fear, I have more. Wead on to see what your old classmates have been up to. Is it all twue? Like I weally care! Between Twenty and Thirty Year Gregg Smith, his wife, and children were featured this year (2000) on the tabloid TV show Inside Edition. (Verified) Topic was saving for your children's future. Les Bowie can often be found singing around town, most recently at the Captain's Table in Monroe. (Verified) Did you get her CD? _________________________________________________________________________ Twenty Year Dana Morrow has discovered the fabled Fountain Of Youth. (Unverified) She remains unchanged with sterling personality intact. (Verified!) Bobby Love has discovered the fabled Fountain Of Bulk. (Unverified) Hulk Hogan could take some lessons. Bill Powers was pulled over twice (once right outside his parent's house)on his way home from the icebreaker. Ex-Undersheriff Powers had loaned Bill a car with a burned out headlight. (Verified) Theresa Antona's Hubby wins the "I have a death wish" award for getting physical with Tom Toohey during the group photo sessions at the Twenty Year. Tom's offense? Encouraging the women to get more... relaxed. (Verified) Al Julian is starting up his own crime family. (Unverified) Billy Hastings asked to join Al's new club. (Unverified) John Lodico wins the runner-up "I have a death wish" award for grabbing Jeff Black on his neck directly where Jeff had had his neck surgery. (Verified) ...how'd that wall taste, John?! Most Changed goes to... nah, I just can't! _________________________________________________________________________ David Ramer had an extremely promising college basketball career ended when he suffered a crushing elbow to the side of his face during a game. The perpetrator? Karl Malone. (Verified) John Lodico is a stripper in East Lansing, Mi. The name of the bar is Antoine's House Of Pleasure. (Unverified) John Kenny no longer sleeps with a bottle of Jack Daniels under his bed. It's now on the pillow right next to him, god damnit. (Unverified) Georgeanne Betters made the finals of the Ms. Nude America contest, but withdrew after being sexually harassed by one of the judges who admitted, "I always wanted to have sex with a teacher.". Hey, buddy, join the crowd. (Unverified) Noel Bingham joined a Jamaican rock band called the Prodigious Foreheads. Their gimick was to whip the fans into a frenzy, then jump into the crowd and head-butt them. (Unverified) John Kelleher graduated from West Point, married Angela, and holds an impressive rank in the U.S. Army. (Verified) He admitted recently that he secretly wants to rule the world. (Unverified) Cindy Broadhead has a wonderful life, husband and kids in Tampa, Florida. She's involved with multiple charities as well as performing childrens parties with a bevy of exotic animals that she raises at home. (Verified) She let it slip, though, that if times got tough, they could always cook up the furry bastards. (Unverified) John Matrefalo has been quoted as saying, "You can take your f@@king reunion and shove it up your @sses!". (Verified) © 2004 Bill's Email