Shocking proof that women know more about football then men
CCFFL news services
Analysis by the CCFFL's own Jason Derrick inadvertantly proves a
shocking and amazing fact. Women know more about college football
then men!! In a scientific analysis performed by the CCFFL Observer
staff each draft pick was assigned a letter grade for there
performance to this date in the season. The results on a 4.0 scale:
males: 1.93, females: 3.5. There you have it folks... not
only are females the more intelligent and more socially adept sex...
they also know a hell of a lot more about football then men.
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Editorial Note: This article do not in anyway reflect the thoughts or opinions of the CCFFL Observer Staff... it is only meant to appease female members of the CCFFL who (potentially) felt that last weeks cover story with gratuitous pictures of Anna K was sexist and unneccesary tabloid journalism. We at the CCFFL Observer firmly believe that women dont know jack shit about football and are at there best when wearing a bikini and with their mouth shut. However, we do not wish to continually offend 1/8th of our readership, so from time to time we will offer up an occasional male bashing article or a sexy athlete pick just to maintain the appearance of objectivity.