When CCFFL p.r. people gather before the season to carefully plan for the upcoming campaign, one of their most important tasks is to come up with a team slogan. To put it mildly, these are usually annoyingly pedestrian, something like: "Watch us go." Or, "We're on the ball." Or, "One for the ring finger." Because we know they won't -- or can't -- the CCFFL Observer, as a public service, is happy to provide an honest yet hopeful slogan for every single CCFFL team. Hey, don't thank us. Somebody had to do it. Bacardi U. Wildcats: "At least we can say we're defending CCFFL Champs." Bite Me U. Wankers: "Good enough to finish fourth... in the division ." Burlington Coat Factory: "We're more then just great coats!." Cincinnati Union Terminals: "I'm in 3rd place... in this %#$*% division??" College Students:  "All you guys suck, you bunch of freakin morons." Duff Beer U. Fighting Doughnuts:"We want the #1 overall ... We want the #1 overall..." Foggy Bottom (_!_)'s: "Something smells bad around here..." Headbanger: "At least Grossman should be back next year... course.. I don't know if that's a good thing." Million Dollar U. Bills: "Ummm... In case you guys haven't noticed... I'm going to win this damn thing." Morristown Fighting Falcons: "What do you want to do tonight Dallas? Narf!" "What we do every night Pinky, we're going to take over the CCFFL." They're Pinky and Dallas Yes, Pinky and Dallas One is a genius The other's insane. They're Tennessee fans They have a master plan  They're dinky They're Pinky and Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas Dallas. Before each night is done Their plan will be unfurled By the dawning of the sun They'll take over the league. They're Pinky and Dallas Yes, Pinky and Dallas Their twilight campaign Is easy to explain. To prove their fantasy worth They'll take over the League They're dinky They're Pinky and Dallas, Dallas, Dallas, Dallas Narf!  (many props go to Sean for this idea) Palmetto State Beer Goggles: "DAMN YOU LEE SUGGS!!! DAMN YOU!!!" Pee Dee River BBK: "Maybe this wasn't the year to have two Clemson running backs." Sam Adams U. Vomiting Drunks: "It's good to be at the top... it lets you look down shirts." Slacker U. Thundering Slugs: "It's good to be average... it ummm... never mind, it sucks." South Central Liquor Store Raiders: "We've finally paid of our $20 Million stadium debt... so hopefully Furio will stop bustin our players knees." The Football Team Players: "No one has a clue as to why we're not talking. But we're going to keep on doing it to prove our point."