Quotes
		(Ephram had just had a wetdream and is now in the laundry room cleaning his sheets) ANDY: What are you doing in here? EPHRAM: What does one normally do in the laundry room? I'll give you one guess. ANDY: Since when do you do your own laundry? EPHRAM: I spilled something on my sheets ANDY: What did you spill? EPHRAM: I, uh, I, uh, Chocolate milk. ANDY: When did we get chocolate milk? EPHRAM: I don't know. All right? Will you stop asking me questions? ANDY: I'm making Pancakes. You want some? EPHRAM: Go to hell! ANDY: That's my boy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------TEEN #1: Hey freak! What's with your hair, man? What? Did they run out of green at the store? TEEN #2: Hey you, my friend asked you a question. Where's your manners? EPHRAM: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't understand. You see, I don't speak dumb-ass. Since you obviously do, maybe you can translate for me. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------(Andy just finished yelling at Ephram. And Nina saw him) ANDY: I run a tight ship. NINA: So I've noticed. You wanna cup of coffee? ANDY: Only if it's spiked. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ANDY: How was your day? EPHRAM: It was OK.I found out I'm in love with a girl who's in love with a guy that's in a coma. Other than that it was pretty standard. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Ephram is daydreaming while Amy is walking to their table) AMY: My boyfriend, Colin, is in a stage four coma and I was wondering if you would perhaps consider using your unique and gifted talents in neurosurgery to help awaken him from his severe head trauma... so that I can sleep with him. ANDY: I'd be glad too! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DELIA: Is she your girlfriend? EPHRAM: No DELIA: But you want her to be. EPHRAM: You're about this close to knowing pain you've never known before. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------DELIA: I need a poptart! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ANDY: You can't have cookies for breakfast. DELIA: You're having ice cream. ANDY: You make a strong point. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: (to Amy) I thought girls liked beauty magazines and books about ponies --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ANDY: (after seeing the deer still outside) Ephram, what is that outside? EPHRAM: A doe. A deer. A female deer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPHRAM: (about the deer) Because Elmer was going to dump it on a rifle range. Practically painted a bulls-eye on it's ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BRIGHT: (after him and his friends exit the bathroom stalls at the same time) Well, Howdy loser! EPHRAM: You guys choreograph the bathroom stall exit and I'm the loser? BRIGHT: I see your still getting cozy with my little sis.I thought I told you once she's spoken for. EPHRAM: Spoken for? Hey Bright, the fifties called. They want their lingo back. BRIGHT: As soon as Colin finds out about you, he's gonna kick you sorry ass. EPHRAM: Well, I figure I might have a slight advantage over him. You know, seeing as I'm conscious. BRIGHT: Watch what you say, little man. Another comment like that, Colin's not gonna be the only one in a coma. EPHRAM: You know, statistically, I'm not that little. But according to every chart I've ever seen, you're still a moron. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EPHRAM: (to Amy) You said nobody brought you flowers but come on. It would've been your first solo, so... I wanted to make sure someone remembered. I wrote you a song. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: (With Amy talking about a dance) It's OK. I only went to one dance at my old school. The winter semi-formal. I asked Kathryn Adams to go. She wasn't the most popular girl in school, but she was the prettiest. She had this whole punk-Gwen Stefani look going on, which most girls in high school can't pull off but... she did. Anyway, my friends dared me to ask her. I did. And she actually said yes, which is like, total shock. The day of the dance, Kathryn calls. She's sick, she can't go. Now of course, I can't tell my mom this because she's so excited for me and I don't want her to know what a loser her son is. So I get all dressed up in my suit, grab the corsage and leave like I'm gonna go pick up Kathryn. Except of course I don't. Instead, I go see Rush Hour 2, which, actually is a pretty decent movie. AMY: I take it Kathryn wasn't really sick? EPHRAM: Turns out she was. She had mono and was out for the rest of the semester. AMY: See, you weren't geeky at all. Gwen Stefani was gonna take you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------AMY: You just gotta kinda tragic, lonely thing going on. I dig it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------EPHRAM: Bright? That's his name? Ironic. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- NARRATOR: And there they sat. Father and son. Like they were sitting together for the first time. No, I wasn't there the day Dr. Brown's life changed forever. But I was around for many days thereafter. When he and his family would call Everwood, their home.
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