This is one of my favorites. Just for the record, I do not box, nor do I engage in any sort of strenuous activity. However, it seems that people who do box take themselves, and their hobby, very seriously. Too bad for burtonboy2003, because that makes them easy targets.
Whenever you see green text, that means I've added something to either help you understand what is going on, or just to make a further mockery of burtonboy2003.

EvilBacteria: so you like boxing?
burtonboy2003: Yeah
EvilBacteria: cool so do i
burtonboy2003: Really
burtonboy2003: Do you box yourself
EvilBacteria: yeah. well,i dont box myself lol
EvilBacteria: i box other people. mostly girls
burtonboy2003: o
burtonboy2003: cool
burtonboy2003: Yeah I box
EvilBacteria: yeah its cool. girls are easier to beat then guys too
burtonboy2003: Yeah i wonder why
EvilBacteria: guys are too tough. but i can beat up girls really well
burtonboy2003: yeah i could if i tried
burtonboy2003: your a guy right
EvilBacteria: yeah
burtonboy2003: Dude I thought only wiimps boxed the girls
EvilBacteria: no way, they put up a fight. like i just beat this girl in my class last wekk,she was tough. i had to suckerpunch her to win
burtonboy2003: yeah
burtonboy2003: how old are you agian?
EvilBacteria: 19
burtonboy2003: nineteen year old guy that boxes girls
burtonboy2003: thats a joke
burtonboy2003: lol
EvilBacteria: no theyre really tough. that girl was 5'3'' of pure muscle man
burtonboy2003: whoa she was really tall
burtonboy2003: NOT
(Please note that burtonboy's use of the phrase NOT makes him cool, like those guys on Wayne's World. This is how you can tell I am lame and he is not.)
EvilBacteria: she was built tough though. but i took her out
burtonboy2003: Only pussies punch girls
EvilBacteria: you dont even know. she was tough, its a good thing i didnt give her a chance to hit me or id have been really hurt
burtonboy2003: lol
burtonboy2003: yeah
burtonboy2003: ya know those girls
EvilBacteria: yeah theyre tough. have you ever gotten in a fight with a girl?
burtonboy2003: no im not a puss remeber
EvilBacteria: i think youre scared youre gonna get beat by a girl, i used to be until i buffed up
burtonboy2003: Yeah Real buff
burtonboy2003: i'm a super heavyweight
EvilBacteria: i am. i work out evryday
burtonboy2003: Yeah i bet you do
burtonboy2003: I bet your 12 too
(I took out part of the conversation here because burtonboy took it upon himself to explain why everyone in Texas is gay. Since this really has nothing to do with our conversation, he's merely making fun of the fact that my family lives in Texas, I have chosen to remove this part.)
burtonboy2003: Your so lame dude
burtonboy2003: i can't help it
burtonboy2003: ha ha ha ha
burtonboy2003: My sides hurt
EvilBacteria: if you were a girl id drop you like i did that freshman a couple weeks ago
burtonboy2003: O sheit thats funny
burtonboy2003: Yeah i'm sure you did man
burtonboy2003: you probably weigh like 113 lbs or somtin
burtonboy2003: agianst my 211
EvilBacteria: dude why you gotta make fun?
burtonboy2003: A girl hitter
burtonboy2003: O my god if you went to my high school youd get killed
EvilBacteria: why? are there a lot of tough girls there?
burtonboy2003: Guys
burtonboy2003: What the fahuck is with you and tough girls
burtonboy2003: Yo bore me now
EvilBacteria: man youre a jerk, i just wanted to talk about boxing
burtonboy2003: Yeah
burtonboy2003: girls
EvilBacteria: so? girls can be good at sports
burtonboy2003: yeah athey can
burtonboy2003: contact sports you do the same sex
burtonboy2003: only a guy puss works girls over
burtonboy2003: lol
burtonboy2003: you are too funny
burtonboy2003: gawd
EvilBacteria: youve never fought a girl i bet cuz they are strong
burtonboy2003: Yeah real strong
burtonboy2003: one punch would wipe me out
burtonboy2003: I fight full grown men
burtonboy2003: give me a break
EvilBacteria: im not saying theyre super powerful but they can be tough
burtonboy2003: YEah a girl gainst a girl can be tough
burtonboy2003: I bet your some skinny nerdy guy
burtonboy2003: leave me alone dude....your a pitiful example of a boxer
burtonboy2003: gawd ya might as well spit on the golden gloves
EvilBacteria: man youre just jealous
burtonboy2003: yeah
burtonboy2003: you know it
EvilBacteria: you couldnt take my sister with one punch,but i can
burtonboy2003: lol
burtonboy2003: Yeah right
burtonboy2003: shes what 11 weeks old right
EvilBacteria: no shes 13
burtonboy2003: Good lord
burtonboy2003: she might as well be wearing diapers
EvilBacteria: shes wirey
burtonboy2003: you make me sick
burtonboy2003: get away
burtonboy2003: leave me alone
EvilBacteria: but shes tough. if i hadnt jumped her when she was asleep i couldnt have beat her
burtonboy2003: later weirdo