It's amazing what guys will do when they think they have a chance of getting cybersex. It's also amazing that guys think they have a right to IM girls and ask for it. I admit I claimed to be a girl on my profile, but that's only to convince people like bIgfIsh0219 to IM me and accept their humiliation. My purpose was to waste as much of his time as possible, and I'll say I did it quite well.
By the way, I am a guy. But people are easily fooled online...

bIGfIsh0219: hey i'm assuming by your profile that you like to fool around
EvilBacteria: that is a valid assumption
bIGfIsh0219: well how about a little fooling around of our own right now
EvilBacteria: sure
bIGfIsh0219: how old are you?
EvilBacteria: 19. how old are you?
bIGfIsh0219: 18
EvilBacteria: then you are almost as old as i am
bIGfIsh0219: i bet your gorgeous, do you have a pic?
EvilBacteria: no,sorry
bIGfIsh0219: thats ok
bIGfIsh0219: what do you look like
bIGfIsh0219: hello?
EvilBacteria: sorry a bunch of people are trying to IM me
bIGfIsh0219: oh
bIGfIsh0219: what do you look like babe
EvilBacteria: blond hair, brown eyes, about 5'5''
bIGfIsh0219: ok i'm not gonna lie i'm extremely horny right now so dont find it odd when i ask what your bra size is
bIGfIsh0219: you sound very pretty so far
EvilBacteria: ok, but dont find it odd that i dont answer :-)
bIGfIsh0219: ok..
bIGfIsh0219: are you in the mood to fool around?
EvilBacteria: certainly
bIGfIsh0219: good
bIGfIsh0219: just out of curiosity why wont you tell me?
EvilBacteria: i dont tell people that information
bIGfIsh0219: i'll tell you how big i am or anything else u wanna know
bIGfIsh0219: ok
EvilBacteria: i think i can live without asking
bIGfIsh0219: ok
EvilBacteria: besides,most guys share that without being asked anyway
bIGfIsh0219: i wont, you dont want me to i'll respect that
EvilBacteria: its up to you, im just no sharing my measurements
bIGfIsh0219: i am however in one of those moods where its staying very hard and wont stop until i do sumthin about it
EvilBacteria: alright then. there are things to remedy that situation
bIGfIsh0219: and i'm hoping you know one of them because the more i touch it, the more i'm thinking about getting naked with you
(Maybe he should stop touching it.)
EvilBacteria: i know all sorts of remedies
EvilBacteria: sorry i lagged off for a sec
bIGfIsh0219: its ok i didnt if you get me
bIGfIsh0219: i'm still extremely hard for you
EvilBacteria: alright then
bIGfIsh0219: i'm growing bigger in anticipation of what your going to do
EvilBacteria: oh really?
bIGfIsh0219: oh yeah
EvilBacteria: must be pleasant for you im sure
bIGfIsh0219: yes but a girl like yourself, i'm sure, knows hot to make it much more pleasurable
bIGfIsh0219: as do i;-)
EvilBacteria: there are many ways to do such a thing
bIGfIsh0219: enlighten me
EvilBacteria: you should know more about this sort of thing than me
bIGfIsh0219: why is that?
EvilBacteria: well,you ARE a guy after all,right?
bIGfIsh0219: i'm sure you know just what to do to get a guy off right?
bIGfIsh0219: yes i am
EvilBacteria: then you should know more about how guys like it then i do
bIGfIsh0219: then just describe that only using me in it, just make everything sound really kinky and i'll do the same for you
EvilBacteria: im afraid i dont follow
bIGfIsh0219: tell me how you would get me off
bIGfIsh0219: and then i will do the same for you
EvilBacteria: why should i go first? you IMed me,after all
bIGfIsh0219: well yes i did, but i'm sure i will cum quicker than you and i figured i could concentrate on getting you off
EvilBacteria: more likely you will lose interest and leave. im on to you!
bIGfIsh0219: i will not leave i promise
EvilBacteria: i dont believe that. i know how guys are! youre just using me
bIGfIsh0219: look w/e i'm gonna go then, thats not how it is i'll find fun elsewhere, sorry to bother you
(Promises, promises.)
EvilBacteria: i cant help it. ive been used for cybersex before
bIGfIsh0219: i'm sorry to hear that
bIGfIsh0219: wont keep you, have a nice night
EvilBacteria: thats why i know your plan. ive seen it a hundred times before
bIGfIsh0219: i'm telling you thats NOT my plan, goodnight
EvilBacteria: then what is your plan, oh good samaritan?
bIGfIsh0219: to cyber w/ someone who's willing and extremely kinky and knows i'm not gonna "pull a fast one"
EvilBacteria: i didnt see you do anything to inspire trust
bIGfIsh0219: well i'm sorry then
EvilBacteria: maybe you should try harder
bIGfIsh0219: well its not good enough for you so why bother
EvilBacteria: you were the one who IMed me. and yet youre not willing to give me a reason to comply with your request
bIGfIsh0219: look maybe some other time, i'll keep your sn
bIGfIsh0219: its gettting late here for me anyway
EvilBacteria: it wont happen another time anyway if youre not more cooperative
bIGfIsh0219: i'm honestly sorry for causing any trouble here, i hope i have the chance to make it up
bIGfIsh0219: but as i said its late and i need to go, if you feel like fooling around another time soon, feel free
EvilBacteria: you certainly should be, youve stolen 30 minutes of my life and i want them back
bIGfIsh0219: and like i said, i will give that back and more, but please at a later date?
bIGfIsh0219: will keep your sn if thats ok
EvilBacteria: fine. you do what you want, but it only proves my point
bIGfIsh0219: not necessarily, i'm going to bed i'm not gettin off and then just leaving you
bIGfIsh0219: i'm saying when there's more time we shoud have some fun and it will MOST CERTAINLY be worthwhile to you
EvilBacteria: well why did you IM me when you didnt have time?
bIGfIsh0219: lol to be honest i didnt think that we would have to go thru all of this
bIGfIsh0219: which is partly my fault
bIGfIsh0219: what time is it where you live?
EvilBacteria: maybe you should have been more honest at the beginning
EvilBacteria: it is 11:45 here
bIGfIsh0219: its 12:45 here
(Isn't it amazing how long he's still talking after he claimed he was leaving because he was bored? I'd say he's pretty desperate.)
EvilBacteria: ok
bIGfIsh0219: so i'm gonna get gonig and i'm sorry about the mixup but i do hope to talk to you again
bIGfIsh0219: i hope you do realize that i'm genuine
EvilBacteria: youll have to prove if youre genuine or not
bIGfIsh0219: will do
EvilBacteria: i expect you to do so
bIGfIsh0219: as long as its fun for both of us its a date
EvilBacteria: it had better be fun