I really don't know what to say about this one. This guy IMed me as soon as I got back from class, and I hadn't prepared any prank to use on him. So I had to wing it. Anyone who knows me knows I'm not very good at coming up with good ideas on the fly, so I thought I'd just kind of irritate him...until he asked for a pic.
By the way, I'm still not entirely sure why he thought I was a girl. He just made that assumption, and he suffered for his foolishness.

ioplkju: hi
EvilBacteria:hi
ioplkju: asl?
EvilBacteria:who are you?
ioplkju: im james you dont know me
EvilBacteria:well that answers my question
ioplkju: got a pic?
EvilBacteria:of what?
ioplkju: yourself
EvilBacteria:yes, why?
ioplkju: can i see it?
EvilBacteria:why would you want to see a picture of me?
ioplkju: because i want to see what you look like
EvilBacteria:why do you want to know what i look like?
ioplkju: to make it more personal
EvilBacteria:why would you want it to be more personal? i dont know you anyway
ioplkju: will you or will you not send the pic
EvilBacteria:if you give me a good reason to
ioplkju: whats a good reason
EvilBacteria:i dont know, but you havent given me one yet
ioplkju: so when i beat off i can look at your face
(He considers this a good reason?.)
EvilBacteria:ok hold on
EvilBacteria:ok ive almost found it hold on a sec
ioplkju: ok
ioplkju:helllllllloooooooo
EvilBacteria wants to send file C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\hello.jpg.
ioplkju received C:\WINDOWS\Desktop\hello.jpg.
(I didn't send him a picture of myself. Instead, I sent him the picture from www.goatse.cx. If you've ever gone there*, you'll know why that was a mean thing to do.)
ioplkju: ha your a guy
EvilBacteria:did you like the pic?
ioplkju: no it is pretty disgusting what did you do take a horse up the ass
EvilBacteria:i thought you wanted something to beat off to
ioplkju: do you take it in the ass alot
ioplkju: bye
EvilBacteria:no stay and lets chat we can cyber
ioplkju: ok you start
EvilBacteria:TAKE ME IN THE ASS!
ioplkju: no i will let my stallion do it for me it has a 2 inch dick that you can hug
EvilBacteria:2 inch?
EvilBacteria:i bet youre a stallion huh?
ioplkju: 25 inch
EvilBacteria:you or the horse?
ioplkju: yeah bye
ioplkju: the horse tell me what it would feel like
EvilBacteria:im sure it would not fit very well
ioplkju: do you have any porn you could send me
EvilBacteria:man-porn
(No, I don't really have any man-porn, thanks for asking.)
ioplkju: any kiddie
EvilBacteria:does midget porn count?
(Midget porn either.)
ioplkju: no
EvilBacteria:are you an undercover cop?
ioplkju: yes dont move the trace is already completed we will be there to pick you up in 1 minute
EvilBacteria:hey i just like it up the ass is that a crime?
ioplkju: no but pretending to be a female with an underage boy is line will be disconected
EvilBacteria:i never said i was female. and how old are you anyway?



*I do not suggest ever going to www.goatse.cx. It is literally the most disgusting picture I have ever seen, and I'm very sorry I ever saw it in the first place. You have been warned.