I'll be the firs to admit that this was completely uncalled for. There was absolutely no reason for me to bother this girl in the manner that I did. Of course, the more I bothered her the more inane and ridiculous her responses became,so perhaps it was justified after all. I'll have to let you be the judge of that, but all in all I think it's a pretty funny, if not terribly inspired, prank.
And good lord, does she have the worst comebacks you've ever seen?

EvilBacteria: yo baby give up that fine piece of ass
FoxieNicki: and you would be talking to me like that why?
EvilBacteria: because youre so fine baby, i gotta get all up in there
FoxieNicki: how the hell would you know
EvilBacteria: if it moves ya, then let me groove ya
FoxieNicki: umm no
EvilBacteria: bitch, give up dat ass
FoxieNicki: who the fuck are you
EvilBacteria: im your dream machine
FoxieNicki: i dont give up ne thing fer just ne one
FoxieNicki: especially after they call me bitch
FoxieNicki: so you best step
EvilBacteria: ill step and groove and bust a move
FoxieNicki: u wish
FoxieNicki: u sint shit
EvilBacteria: ill keep it real and cop a feel
FoxieNicki: you wish you could feel me
EvilBacteria: i can feel you right now baby, can you feel the love?
FoxieNicki: You aint pimp i hope u know that
FoxieNicki: and u best call a detective
FoxieNicki: cuz sum1 stole yer game
(What? I seem to remember hearing insults like this in middle school. How can someone honestly think this is a valid response to anything anyone says?.)
EvilBacteria: all i know is that i want some of that poo-poo
EvilBacteria: but you stole my heart baby
FoxieNicki: yeah well what ya gonna do?
FoxieNicki: i stepped on it to
FoxieNicki: OH SHOT DOWN
(Yes ineed, I am most certainly shot down. If I didn't know better, I'd say that's one of the worst comebacks ever.)
EvilBacteria: just as long as you go down on me
FoxieNicki: Fuck off
FoxieNicki: I already have a guy for that
EvilBacteria: you need to widen your horizons baby
FoxieNicki: no i dont
EvilBacteria: look at the big picture, and aint no picture bigger than me
FoxieNicki: where u live?
FoxieNicki: yeah yer prolly a fat one alright
EvilBacteria: minnesota baby, but thats ok, we can kick it at your crib
FoxieNicki: do u know were I live?
EvilBacteria: in the hole in my soul baby
FoxieNicki: yeah thats soo played like yesterdays news
(I can't decide if this is worse than the detective remark. If not, it's awfully damn close.)
EvilBacteria: hot off the presses of todays news, i love ya baby, i need ya in my life
FoxieNicki: you are so lame
EvilBacteria: come on baby dont hurt me, just give me some sweet love
FoxieNicki: nope i have a sex buddie already and i dont need ne more thank you
FoxieNicki: btw how old are you?
EvilBacteria: im 19 baby, 19 years of experience making love
FoxieNicki: yeah with yer mamma
EvilBacteria: no baby, dont be hurtful. just let me get a piece
FoxieNicki: why dont you get your Ugly ass off of the internet and get yerslef a girl er a ho that ACTUALLY wants to touch you cuz I fer 1 DONT
EvilBacteria: be a good girl and take your recommended daily dose of love
FoxieNicki: I already get it
FoxieNicki: sorry
FoxieNicki: i wouldnt wanna over dose
EvilBacteria: no baby, whatever youre getting, it aint nothing compare to me
FoxieNicki: yeah its BETTER then you
FoxieNicki: Believe me
EvilBacteria: just let me show you my love baby, youll never be the same
FoxieNicki: yeah yer right ILL BE TRAUMATIZED FER LIFE BY THE SITE OF YER UGLY ASS
EvilBacteria: ill traumatize you with the site of my love
FoxieNicki: YEAH CUZ YER UGLY
EvilBacteria: i bet nothin on your sweet body is ugly child
FoxieNicki: right
FoxieNicki: yes yer done
FoxieNicki: byebye fuckhed
EvilBacteria: bye bye baby,remember me in your dreams, and all the love we shared