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			Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four. Katherine Hepburn   Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. Stephen Leacock   All television is children's television. Richard P. Adler   And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perhaps inevitable. Garry Trudeau   Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. Cary Grant   Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. David Letterman   Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! Tom Lehrer   I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)   I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx (1895-1977)   I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal
		A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. Carl Sandburg   A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx (1895-1977)   A child of fortune. Pliny   A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. Meat Loaf   , from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it." Jerry Seinfeld   Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. Anonymous   Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)   Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover   Breast Feeding should not be attempted by fathers with hairy chests, since they can make the baby sneeze and give it wind. Mike Harding   - The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. Charles Wadsworth
	A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Bruce Friedman   A dollar saved is a quarter earned. John Ciardi   A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. Sidney Goff   Always behave like a duck--keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. Jacob Braude   Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain (1835-1910)