once there was a very pretty young girl with golden locks of hair one day she was wandering through the forest looking for psycholdelic mushrooms when she stumbled upon a cabin she walked inside like it was her own place and on the table she saw three vibrators they all belong to momma bear she turned the first one on and it shook so hard she couldn't hold on to it the second one she turnd on and she could barely feel it moving the third one, though the third one was juuuuuusstt right but after she had her fun, she droped it and it broke so she walked into the next room in the next room she saw momma bear, sonny bear and papa bear having an incestual orgy! the site of this made her scream out... and papa bear grabed her by the arm "MY GOD YOUR A HOTTIE!" papa bear yelled and he violated her sexually but he was to to to big for poor goldy locks so he handed goldy locks to sonny bear and he violated her sexually but sonny bear was to to to small for goldy locks, she could barelly even FEEL him! so sonny bear handed goldy locks to momma bear.. and she violated her ORAL-sexually and that was juuuuuuust right but then momma bear got greedy and brokle out the big kahuna and stuck in poor goldy lock's arse! goldy locks stared crying so they let her go and goldy locks ran off into the woods
moral: don't ask shike to tell two stories in one night |