| Teletubby Sex you didnt stumble in here on accident. you wanted to know and i, stacie, shall tell you. first, lets get to know the teletubies. whos who and shit. |
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| This is the whole group. As you can see, I wrote their names on the pic so you can see who is who. Notice the things on top of their heads? That is important so remember that. ok? ok. moving on |
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| Below. each teletubby with their favorite toy. remember these because yes, they are important!! for the slow learners, left to right they are Laa Laa with her ball, Po with her scooter, Dipsy with his hat, then Tinky Winky with his purse. |
| So, on we go to the Teletubby sex. Why did I ever explain it to someone? Well. on mIRC I was talking to Amaryllis about sex and PWX told us to shut up.. then I brought up the teletubbies and Amaryllis said.. <Amaryllis> can teletubbies have teletubby sex? So I decided to explain it. The scary thing is it makes sense. Well here it is. Enjoy and if you have any questions at all, email me at evilchild13@yahoo.com so I can answer them. Thanks! -stacie |
| The males are Dipsy and Tinky Winky, the females are Po and Laa Laa. The mating groups are Dipsy and Po, Tinky Winky and Laa Laa. The reason being... look at the things on top of their heads. dipsy has a straight thing and po has a round thing. those are the teletubbies "sex organs". tinky winky has a triangle and laa laa has a messed up cirle (now, you could say laa laa is a hermaphrodite since she has a circle and a line... but just read on..) ok. so dipsy and po can mate. and tinky winky and laa laa can mate. now.. if tinky winky and laa laa mated.. what color baby would they make and what symbol would he have? and if dipsy and po mated.. what color and symbol would it have? the 2 babies have to be compatable so they can fuck and have more kids.. it doesn't really matter what color the babies would be but, 1 would have to be a girl and the other a boy. Can't have the teletubbies dyin on us (LOL yes we can but... read on) Now, tinky winky.... wow what a fag he is! 1) he is purple. 2) look at that triangle.. a purple triangle means gay. And! he has a purse. wow what a flamin homo he is. (now, don't get me wrong i got nothing wrong with gay people, just tryin to get a point across here. much love to ya all!) Now, since tinky winky is a known fag, how can he fuck laa laa and bust a nut? only men turn him on so.. they cant have kids. <Exeat> so teletubbies would eventually fall out of existance? No, they won't die out. We still have Dipsy and Po! now, they could fuck and have kids. They are normal. But, think about it. for their kids to have kids, they would have to fuck each other.. their own brothers and sisters. now THAT is incest right there and just plain nasty! Fuck that! Now, you are probably wondering. Why can't Dipsy and Laa Laa have sex? Well. Dipsy is a guy and Laa Laa is a hermaphrodite so, neither of them could have kids.. <Amaryllis> that would be telerubbie rape tho!!! <Amaryllis> cause po is soooo much younger than all the rest Very true in fact. Dipsy would get busted for rape. BUT! no cops in teletubby land.. <stacie> so you would end up with a bunch of incested teletubbies <PWX> You guys are freaking me out now <Amaryllis> this is interesting actually! <Amaryllis> oh damn no more teletubbies? <stacie> so, yes the teletubbies will soon die off <stacie> hehe and that is your sex ed leason for today boy george So, there is how teletubbies can fuck. But, in the end, they will all die off. Shame. Last notes. Inside Tinky Winky's bag is, you guessed it, a teletubby dildo! Sick ain't it? Also, Po likes to play with very big balls. Does Dipsy have big balls? I won't even answer that! Dipsy and his hat. I think he is a Boy George wanna be. Maybe Dipsy is a in the closet homo.. and the sun.. with da baby in it.. They all worship that baby. What else... Oh yeah. The TVs in their bellies.... show nothing but teletubby porn and I wont even get into what that is! |
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