Am I the only person to think that Phoebe's songs are really cool?I want an album from her. Below are the words to some of her songs. As they don't have names I made the names up but look out for 'Two Of Them Kissed Last Night' it's my favourite.
Smelly Cat
Chorus:
Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault!
Two Of Them Kissed Last Night
There was a girl. We'll call her Betty.
And a guy. Lets call him Neil.
Now, I can't stress this point too strongly,
This story isn't real

(...later...)

Now our Neil must decide,
Who will be the one that he casts aside.
Will Betty be the one that he loves truly,
Or will it be the one that we'll call...Lulie

He must decide, he must decide,
Even though I made him up he must decide.
Don't
They'll be times when you get older
When you'll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you...
But Don't

Chorus:
Cause thats another thing you don't wanna do.
Everybody
That's another thing you don't wanna do.
Life
Sometimes men love women,
Sometimes men love men,
Then there are bisexuals,
Though some just say they're kidding themselves.
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
Ashes
My mother's ashes,
Even her eyelashes,
Are resting in a little, yellow jar.

And sometimes when it's breezy,
Or if I'm feeling sneezy,
And now I...


Man Of Snow
I made a man with eyes of coal
And a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know
That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
la la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la...
Animal Farm
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo,
Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo.
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up,
And that's how we get hamburgers!
Now...Chickens
True Love?
You don't have to be awake to be my man.
As long as you have brainwaves,
I'll be there to hold your hand.
Tho' we just met the other day
There's something I've just got to say...
Thank you that's all
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Blackout
New York City has no power.
And the milk is turning sour.
But to me this is not scary,
Cause I stay away from dairy.
la la-la la-la-la-la la-la
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