So, what's in the news today? Hmmm…terrorism, American junior, large stripper brea…wha, I mean…damn.
Reality shows can die. Survivor was the only one I actually took time to watch. Well, actually it was more like 3 minutes, most of which was commercial. Hell, I probably learned more about the show from the damn commercials anyways. I mean, seriously, what's more important in life: getting the immunity idol, or knowing that select sponges are 99c at Jewel for one week only…oh I forgot, we live in America. Well go figure; we grew up in front of the TV. While kids in Africa starved, I watched it on the tube, and then changed the channel to catch the Jetsons…that George! What a character…
Well, I did have a point there…ah yes, American juniors. Just what I need: talented kids singing on national TV. But, mike…what's wrong with that. True, I have nothing against talent, and these kids aren't half-bad singers, (they're all bad…props to the mupet show on that one!), it's the idea that we're doing a nation wide search for the next Brittany Spears. And then we sell him/her off to a record company. Jesus! Leave these guys alone. They're all only little kids, and their parents are pressuring them, on national TV remember, that "if you don't win, we hate you and we will disown you…I need you to feed my gambling addiction…" and so on. Then when the WORST kid, I mean, just absolutely BAD doesn't get selected the parents go ahead and say some crap like "she has a beautiful voice. These judges are all wrong". Well, people. Wake up and smell the coffee…your kid SUCKS, deal with it later; get shitty shows of the air, if its not Sportscenter or comedy central, it can DIE…
And what about feminists? I mean, what's up with that? It doesn't make sense if you think about it. You know, women, (and I got nothing against any of you, you just do some things that absolutely baffle me), you say the workplace is sexist and biased for men. So, now we have equal opportunity workplaces. Well, where I work, at my level there are 35 women, and 5 guys, (me included), and yet, somehow, in some way, this is still unfair. GIVE ME THE REASONS!! There are complaints that's men make a quarter more/hour than women. That's quite fair when you think about it. We make an extra 25 cents, you have the ability to give life, what's the big deal?! (by the way, I dont think anyone finds you funny Colin Quinn, because he's the guy I ripped the joke from...and, its really not that funn...you wanna do this? Didn't think so.)
My point: We need you, you need us, I'm leaving, don't give me any crap about the text following the mouse, I like it, live with it.
-Mike