| Fun Movie Titles |
| TWITCH OF THE LAST NERVE-"If you %$#@^&g kids don't shut the $#%^ up I'll kill ya!"BAM!BAM!When parents are pushed too far... HERCULES AGAINST THE MOONING MEN-I think I'll let you fill this one in any way you want.Words fail me. RAISINS OF MORT'S-The cruel film of a nude bather in the Arctic Ocean. HE'S A BRAINIAC-A sorcerer returns from the dead to become a brain slurping flashdance artist: "He's a Brainiac, brainiac & he's out of control! He's slurpin brains like he's never slurped before". DOCTOR DOOM VS THE WRESTLING WOMEN-Marvel comics monarch of Latveria takes on buxom battling babes. CRITTER WITH THE BLUE HAND-A lonely smurf keeps looking for love in all the wrong places.Directed by Jess Franco. ATTACK OF THE MUSHROOM PIZZA-Bad movie night, too many mushrooms on a frozen pizza and you're in for nightmares from hell.Especially when the Japanese cast sings The Ya Ya Song.Guest starring Godzilla and a bunch of phallic images. CURSING OF THE AZTEC MUMMY-Popoco gets pi$$ed when he finds out that half of his screen time is culled from two of the earlier movies.He goes to complain but no one can understand his inarticulate grunts and they think he has a severe gastrointestinal problem.A fourth sequel MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE is written in 8 minutes. BOOTY SNATCHER FROM HELL-Tokyo residents are up in arms when aliens come to steal their wimmen with fast talk and empty promises.Everyone stands around looking grim, nodding their heads and occasionally grunting. SIMPSON VS THE VAMPIRE WOMEN- D'OH! Homer takes on the crusty face vampire women when Samson is hit with a severe case of jock itch.Instead of guarding the intended victim of the vampires Homer wrestles with a box of Krispy Kremes.The vampires win and Homer is booted across the border to the strains of Yanqui Go Home! FACE OF THE SCREAMING MOVIE VIEWER-Another unsuspecting movie buff is sent into an epiphany of screams as they watch a Jerry Warren butcher job.Nothing makes sense and the cast just keep on talking and talking and talking.... BLUE DEMON AND MIL'S MASCARAS IS RUNNING-Yet another Mexican wrestler flick that dares to show you what is REALLY under those masks.Eyeliner, highlighting and other makeup tips to look special for those big matches at the arena. 1000 LIES OF DR SELF ABUSE-Hear such standards as:"I'm not playing with it!" "It was an accident!". "It isn't what it looks like!".Shiver in fear as you may go blind or need to shave your palms.Pee Wee Herman as Dr Self Abuse. SCOTLAND YARD SALE OF DR MABUSE-The Yard sells off fiendish devices of Mabuse to meet the budget crunch.Pick up mind numbing drugs, death rays and neat disguises to fool your friends and take over the world. CURSE OF THE CRYING, SCREAMING ANGRY WOMAN-Mexican Spitfire finds out about hubby's mistress and the $h%# hits the fan.Filmed in 3-D so you can actually see glasses, vases and your golf clubs thrown at you. HORRIBLE HOTEL-The food sucks.The bed has been short sheeted.The rooms are cold.The staff is surly and they're French too.Stars Christopher Lee as the sneering desk clerk. FUDD AND BLACK LACE-After seeing Bugs spend years dressing up in women's clothing, Elmer J Fudd gives it a try.And he likes it!However black lace is his downfall and Pepe Le Pew hits on him with comic results. BAY OF FUDD-Elmer goes to great lengths to eradicate the wildlife in his little neck of the woods.See the murder menu: Daffy Duck Le'Orange,Bugs Bunny Welsh Rarebit, Porky Pig hamhocks,Michigan J Frog legs ,Slyvester Succotash and more served up WRESTLING WOMEN VS SPEEDY GONZALES-He's in and out of the ladies' shower room faster than you can cry Yeehah!No wonder he's smiling all of the time! SECRET OF FUDD ISLAND-Thewe's something scwewy goin' on awound this hewe iswand.Huh huh huh huh huh. QUATERMASS AND HIS PITS-How do you tell a co worker about his offensive body odor?Sensitive story with Brian Donlevy and Christopher Lee. ENEMA FROM SPACE (AKA QUATERMASS TOO)-Noting how stuffy Prof Quatermass (Brian Donlevy)acts, alien beings decide a high colonic is just what he needs. DRACULA IS DEAD AND WELL AND LIVING IN THE SUBURBS-Drac decides that suburban life is for him so he buys a nice house with a decent yard.Too bad he lives next to those damned Van Helsing kids!Riding their bikes through the yard,playing knock knock runaway during the day, leaving flaming bags of poop on the porch, crucifixes and wolfbane in the mailbox and holy water balloons tossed on Drac's dates.So he buys the Hound Of The Baskervilles for protection. TASTE THE FUDD OF DRACULA-Bugs, Daffy and Porky screw up a satanic ceremony.Dracula is reincarnated as Elmer Fudd."My wevenge will cwoss the centuwies.OH dat scwewy wabbit!Huh huh huh huh!" TASTE THE FUDGE OF DRACULA- As his property taxes rise, Dracula resorts to Bake Sales to make ends meet. IT'S ONLY TEENAGE FRANKENSTEIN-Unsuccessful attempt to mix the Frankenstein legend with the music of The Who. THE COLD DARK HOUSE-High heating costs force the family to cut back on utility expenditures.Directed by James Whale Oil SHEEP OF FRANKENSTEIN-Just what the hell was Ygor doing out there at night with all of those sheep?"Dey do tings for me". WAKING UP WITH A NIGHT MONSTER- Bela Lugosi & Una O'Connor as Ma & Pa.Son Timmy is a victim of raging hormones and suffers nightly disturbances. Pa tries to explain it without emotionally crippling his son."Eeet iss called a bone air".Ma screams a lot. THE MUMMY'S TOOT-Kharis goes off on a bender in Mapleton Mass and wakes up years later in the Louisiana swamp with no idea how he got there. THE SHE-YIT OF LONDON KENTUCKY- Southern spin of a young girl suffering from the "curse".When the moon is full she sprouts hair and craps on the sidewalk when she isn't killing Buford's prize cows.Lassie shows up for a really strange relationship and they have a tv series together. |
| Over the last few years I have posted these movie titles at various web boards.As a nice change of pace I thought I'd dump a few here.Maybe you can even guess the original titles... Have fun! |