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| please read the 7 testaments (I couldn't think of 10) |
| 1. thou shalt not worship any other god but Ewan 2. thou shalt not worship any other man, woman, vegetable, animal or mineral 3. thou shalt treat Ewan's name with only the utter most respect 4. thou shalt have Ewan fests at least once a month if not more 5. do not honour thy father and thy mother, they are not worthy of your honour, only Ewan is worthy of your honour 6. thou shalt not kill Eve no matter how strong the urges are 7. thou shalt go forth and spread the word that Ewan is god. |
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| I have read the Testements and am ready to sign up! |
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