Date: 21th July 2002
Place: Auburn Hills, MI
Arena: Palace of Auburn Hills

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…Sign Off .....Darkest Hour… Elegance in Torment… ...Outcast.....Blade Runner..... Gargantuan Driver… Gavel… Lapidator… .....Danger Driver…

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… G-Flem......Aaron Gold .......New Evolution .....Sean Corvik.......Blade...…Exile.......Drake Laps… Johnathan Cable… Strait Hate......MacBeth….....

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Scott: What's wrong with you man?

Chris Outcast: This is one of the biggest nights in the history of the EWCL, and my carrer..Chris Outcast and Drake Laps are supposed to team together...And he's not here...WHERE IS HE!

Scott: Don't be worried, he'll come..

Chris Outcast: He's an hour late..

(Outcast looks some more as he finally sees a Dodge Stratus picking up the speed swinging quickly into a parking spot...The trunk is open as a slender young woman walks out of the car with a black leather skirt on...Scott licks his lips as Chris smacks him quickly in the back of the head...Kelly slams the door quick as she looks at the outside door smiling...She waves to Scott and Chris as they both wave back to her...Chris points to his watch as Kelly mouths "I'm sorry...we had stuff to do"...She walks to the other side of the door as the door swings open slowly...Two crutches go above the door as Drake Laps walks out of the car sporting a Se7en t-shirt proudly...Kelly grabs the bag as Drake Laps stops her, putting the bag around his arm and neck...He hops over to Chris and Scott as there jaws are dropped mad...Laps smiles as he drops his bag in front of there feet, as he looks at them both...He points to his ankle as Kelly has her face in her hands, as her face gets really red...Chris looks at Laps with wide eyes as he starts to talk).

Chris Outcast: Wow, You're actually here..I thought you had ditched me.

Scott: I thought you had ditched me too!

Chris Outcast: Enough Scott, he's not here for you... Anyway Laps..I'm extremely honored to be here tonight...In this match with you..First things first, how is everything with you and Kelly?

Laps: tireding...The se...The honeymoon was good...

Scott: The sex?

Chris Outcast: Would you just leave? You're embarrassing the both of us. Not to mention Kelly and Laps...Now Laps, are you prepared? You look to be hurt. Will you be able to compete tonight? You know I'm going to need you to win those titles tonight. You do know that right? The "New Evolution" is a pretty tough gang. I've had my battles with Johnny Cable time after time, and they weren't pretty. I've gotten the best of him though, and I believe I will tonight. I believe you and I will. I believe we'll walk out the new EWCL Tag Team Champions of the world. I've just waited my whole life to team up with you, this is just so incredible. I thank you so much for giving me the opportunity. It's an honor.

Laps: My friend, I'm glad to see you're excited and expected over this match...But aren't you going to ask what is wrong with my ankle?

Chris Outcast: Sorry about that...What did you do there?

Laps: Well...I was gardening in Hawaii, right? It was in this nice house we rented...And it was beautiful outside, and I see this cute little bunny...And I smiled and went 'dude...that bunny rocks...'...So I went over to it and started to chase it...He took a quick right into a bunch of bushes and SNAP...Cracked bone in my Achilles...I don't know if I'll be able to do it this week my friend...

Chris Outcast: Shit man...I don't think I can go another week with Scott as my partner. I really need you in this match. Is there anything you could do? Please! I'll do anything to help, I promise. You just name it. If you need ice or anything then I'll get it.

Scott: What about Bengay?

Chris Outcast: What about it? Are you allowed to talk?

(Drake Laps smiles as Kelly takes her face out of her hands...Her face turns beat red as she turns her head cracking up...Scott and Chris look confused as Drake smiles).

Laps: ALL I WANT IS A BIG HUG FROM THE BOTH OF YOU BABIES!

(Drake drops his crutches and jumps in the 6'4, 260 pounds of Chris Outcast...Outcast shakes his head as he goes backwards puts Laps down...Laps runs a little circle around them both as Kelly stops laughing seeing them).

Laps: I'm fine Chris, thank you for caring...What are you doing out here? Let's get inside there and get a little gameplan ready...I mean hell, I'm the smallest in this match...

Chris Outcast: That's fine with me. You know size doesn't matter at all though. You're the former Extreme Champ. You've got the total package basically. And to add to that, you're going to be the next Tag Team Champ...Let's get inside.

Laps: We'll save the talk for later...My number one gameplan is...

(Chris Outcast, Drake Laps, Kelly Laps, and Scott all walk into the arena as Kelly and Drake start to hold hands...Scott walks over to Chris as he tries to hold his hand, Chris reacts and smacks him…Scott feels the back of his head as Drake shakes his head smirking…Drake grabs his bag as they all walk into the arena...The camera pans back, going to Neil Down and Dean Thornton).

(The crowd cheers).

Neil Down: We are here in the Palace of Auburn Hills and it's gonna be some special night. In total we have 8 matches for you. It's all there, title matches, extreme matches and heck we even got two contract matches.

DT: Yes, we'll talk about those contract matches in a little bit, but first let us look at the Main Event for tonight. A threeway match between Universal Champion Chris Christ, Blade and MacBeth. Christ his Universal Title is at stake and Down, I know you don't like hearing this but I don't think Christ is gonna walk out of that ring as the winner.

ND: Oh you don't believe in him, huh? Is that it? I can tell you this, he's not going to lose his title tonight!!

DT: Sure, if you say so.

ND: Right.

DT: Other matches we are gonna see are the ones between Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell, Eleven vs. Coby Belton, a tagteamtitles match between The New Evolution and the team of Drake Laps and Chris Outcast, and a number 1 contender match for the Extreme Title between Strait Hate and Aaron Gold.

ND: Yes, that all sounds pretty intresting.

DT: But to start off we have two contract matches. In total 4 contracts can be won. Thats gonna be exciting to see all these new wrestlers trying to prove themselves.

ND: But I hear we are first gonna go backstage now.

(The backstage area is shown and to be specific the office of the president of the EWCL. Eric “Cazzo” Van Zandt is seen sitting behind his desk. He's not alone as we see a woman sitting across from him. The woman is Clarrissa Brown. Apart from being a 28 year old brunette, she's also Cazzo's secretary.).

Prez Cazzo: So Clarissa did you sent those letters I asked you to sent?

Clarissa: Yes sir I did. All 10 of them.

Prez Cazzo: 10??? ONLY TEN??? THERE WERE MORE THAN 10 NAMES ON THAT LIST!!

Clarissa: Oh, I thought it were only 10 sir.

Prez Cazzo: Clarissa, Clarissa, how many times did I tell you that you are not here to think. Thats not why you got hired.

Clarissa: I thought I was hired based on my resumee and my references?

(Cazzo chuckles)

Prez Cazzo: Sure hun, if thats what you want to believe than please don't give up that dream. Haha.

Clarissa: …

Prez Cazzo: So did you also call those two persons I asked you to?

Clarissa: Yes I did.

Prez Cazzo: Good, finally something you did right.

Clarissa: Thank you, sir.

Prez Cazzo: Now go back to your office and fax some things or whatever you do in there.

Clarissa: Ok, sir.

Prez Cazzo: But I haven't forgotten about those letters!! Theree were DEFINATELY more than 10 names on that list I gave you.

Clarissa: I'm sorry sir.

Prez Cazzo: WELL DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!

Clarissa: I won't.

(Clarissa gets up and leaves the office).

Prez Cazzo: Now let me see, Shawn Boyd, Sebastian Marteck, Lance Avarage, Ridikule, Stephan Jackson, Loki, Kula, Amazing Alex Addams, Matt Vargas and Pimp Daddy Xtreme…..Uhm oh…it were only 10 names….Clarissa was right…......…Oh well.

(Scene fades out).

DT: That guy is really a son of a b#tch.

ND: ....

DT: So now I believe it's time for the first contract match.

(Ring announcer Jay Blue takes the mic and starts to do his thing).

Jay Blue: This upcoming match is a contract match. Five individuals will fight it out till there are only two men left. Those two men will be rewarded with an EWCL contract. In this match you can eliminate an opponent by either pinning them, make them submit or by throwing them over the toprope.

Jay Blue: The first five to try to earn a contract are Sebastian Marteck, Shawn Boyd, Lance Avarage, Ridikule and Stephen Jackson.

(The crowd cheers).

(At that moment a staffmember comes running out from the back and he hands a note over to Jay Blue. Jay takes it and reads it).

Jay Blue: Apparently we have a little change in the card. Stephen Jackson won't compete in the first match, he will fight in the second contract match. His place will be taken by Loki, who first was suppose to fight in the second contract match.

DT: Now, thats weird.

(One by one the 5 wrestlers come walking to ringside. All five now have entered the ring and the referee explains the rules one more time to them).

Ding ding ding.

ND: It's on!! And all five men go at it right away. Marteck and Avarage are going at it with right and left hands, while Ridikule and Loki seem to be double teaming on Shawn Boyd. Ridikule and Loki hammer down on Boyd and he goes down to the mat. The two pick Boyd up and sent him into the ropes. Boyd comes off and ..double clothesline by Loki and Ridikule. Loki and Ridikule look at eachother for a moment and they then pick Boyd up again and start to nail him again with punches.

DT: Thats probly the best tactic. Work together with someone else, I mean there are two contracts to be won here. Ridikule and Loki now grab Boyd by the head and they want to throw him over the toprope to the outside. But oooh Boyd flies over, but he holds on to the ropes and he manoevres himself on the apron and he rolls back into the ring again. He's not out yet. However Loki and Ridikule think they have eliminated Boyd and turn their backs. Shawn Boyd comes in from behind and he dropkicks Ridikule to the back and he goes down. Boyd gets up again and wants to go for Loki, but before he can do anything Loki grabs him and DDT's him to the mat!!

ND: On the other side of the ring it is Avarage who has the upperhand on Marteck. He now irish whips him into the ropes, Marteck comes off and ...LARIAT!.......Avarage picks Marteck up and he snap suplexes him back to the mat again. Avarage goes for the cover, but Marteck kicks out after two. Avarage is not letting go and he picks his opponent up by the hair and throws him into the ropes again. This time Marteck comes off and he slides through Avarage his legs, gets up behind him and ...SMALL PACKAGE.!!!!......1......................................2......................but Avarage kicks out of it in time.

DT: Marteck grabs Avarage, but oooooh lowblow!!! Avarage then grabs Marteck and .....ACE CRUSHER!!!......Thats his finisher move!!!.....Avarage for the cover, ......1.......................................................2.................................................3...............and Sebastian Marteck has been eliminated!! We're down to 4 here. Only two more need to be eliminated!!! ...Avarage already showed some good stuff here and he goes to a corner and takes his time. He sees that Loki is working on Shawn Boyd again. He swings a right hand, but Boyd ducks it and counters with a right one himself. Loki staggers backwards and Boyd comes in and does a tornado DDT!!.. Loki goes down and Boyd goes for the cover, ....1...............................................2.............but a kickout.

ND: Loki is still in there. Boyd picks him up from the mat and sends him into the ropes. Loki comes off, but he ducks the arm, bounces into the opposite ropes and comes off with a flying forearm!! Boyd goes down now!!! Loki with a tip up to his feet again and he lifts Boyd up. At that moment Ridikule comes back into the game and he helps Loki once again and together they throw Boyd into the ropes. Boyd comes off and ....DOUBLE FLAPJACK ON BOYD!!!....Man, what a fall!!! And whats happening now? Loki hooks in a sharpshooter on Boyd, but thats not all. Ridikule hooks in a crossface on Boyd aswell!!! And Shawn Boyd is in severe pain and he taps out!! He just tapped out and he also has been eliminated!!

DT: Marteck and Boyd are out and we have only 3 men left, Loki, Ridikule and Lance Avarage. And seeing that Loki and Ridikule have been teaming up all this time, it doesn't look good for Avarage. Ridikule and Loki walk towards Avarage, but Avarage charges in on them himself and he takes Loki out with a big clothesline. He then charges in on Ridikule and he takes him to the mat with a shouldertackle!!! Avarage lands on Ridikule and starts to hand out right and left ones. He gets to his feet and lifts up Ridikule and he wants to go for his Ace Crusher again!!! But before he can deliver it, it is Loki who comes in and he nails Avarage in the back of the head.

ND: Loki grabs Avarage and chops him to the chest. He then throws him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a spinning heelkick!! Avarage is out and Loki hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ...1.......................................2...................but a kickout!! Loki throws Avarage into the ropes again, and this time Ridikule is also back up again. Avarage comes off and Loki and Ridikule double backdrop Avarage!!! Man, Loki and Ridikule seem to be a great tagteam together. Ridikule now picks Avarage up, but oooooooh thumb to the eye and Ridikule is blinded for a moment. He staggers backwards towards the ropes and ......OOOOH MY GODDDDD......

DT: LOKI CHARGES IN ON RIDIKULE AND HE SUPERKICKS RIDIKULE AND HE FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....RIDIKULE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!....And it's over!!! Loki and Lance Avarage are the two left and they earned themselves an EWCL contract. Well done by those two. But who would of thought that Loki would do that, first he worked together with Ridikule and then he eliminates him himself.

ND: Thats wrestling Thornton, every man for himself.

Drake: Why are we going to their locker room again?

Jerry: Because these totally un-sexy nimrods had the testicles to send a letter to my locker room saying a bunch of poo.

Drake: Why?

Jerry: I got in a little argument with them back at the hotel.

Drake: So what are we gunna do?

(Jerry looks to his right and picks up two steel chairs. He tosses one to Drake and smiles).

Jerry: OOOOH, lets just say we're gunna play musical chairs.

Drake: That's always fun!

ND: What the hell? Where are they going? Are they coming to the ring?

DT: I don't know! We have to take a commercial break, we'll be right back!

(After the commercials the scene cuts to ring side).

ND: I wonder where Jerry Campbell and Drake Laps were heading.

DT: I don't know but I'm sure some damage will be caused. We have quite a night left for you folks with matches like…

ND: Look, they're back on.

(The scene cuts back to Jerry and Drake. They are standing outside a locker room that says "TWA" on the outside.)

Jerry: Ok Lapsy, I'm gunna knock on the door. You hide behind that wall. I'll run behind this wall and when they answer and see no one they will walk out. That's when we crack 'em.

Drake: Ok.

(Drake Laps gets in position and Jerry knocks and hides behind the wall. TWA superstar Kula answers the door. He walks out confused and right into the trap. Drake and Jerry both crack him off the head with their chairs and he falls to the ground holding his head. Stephen Jackson hears the commotion and runs out to help his friend. Jerry and Drake swing their chairs but Jackson ducks the shots. The chairs hit concrete causing Jerry and Drake to drop the chairs in pain. Stephen Jackson begins to deliver punches at Drake Laps and then Jerry. He knocks Jerry down for a short while and goes after Laps. He whips him into a pile of metal chairs and pipes. They fall hard all over Drake but he looks ok. Stephen Jackson goes over to start on Jerry when Moogatu comes from out of nowhere and latches onto Jackson's shin.)

Stephen Jackson: AHH! What the hell is this?

(Jackson delivers a punch to Moogatu's head and Moogatu falls to the ground. Jackson continues over to Jerry who is playing possum. He tries to pick Jerry up by his hair but Jerry delivers a low blow. Jackson bends over and Jerry gets up. He grabs the chair and hits Stephen Jackson over the back. He walks over to the pile of pipes that fell on Drake and picks one up. He holds it up to his face and smiles an evil smile, something that isn't normal to Jerry.)

ND: OH MY! He is going to crack Jackson in the head with the steel pipe!

DT: I have seen Jerry before and I have never thought of him to commit something like this.

(Jerry waits for Stephen to get to his feet before he gets a running start and tries to crack Jackson in the face. Stephen Jackson ducks at the last second and Jerry cracks the concrete instead! He drops the pipe and begins to exchange punches with Jackson. Kula and Laps both make their way up at the same time and begin to join the fight. The four exchange punches until staff arrives and breaks the brawl up. While they are broken up Jerry continues to scream to Jackson that he should go back to his shit hole TWF and that he'll get his in due time. Jackson spits in Jerry's way and the scene fades off.)

ND: It sure looks like Kula and Stephen Jackson really got accepted by the EWCL family, huh.

DT: Yeah something like that. It also seems like Jerry Campbell gains another enemy every week. I don't know what that kid does.

ND: Well what do you expect when you hang out with a midget.

DT: Talking about midgets we have Amazing Alex Addams in this second contract match.

(Jay Blue does the same introduction as before and after that the 5 wrestlers start to come to the ring. Stephen Jackson, Kula, Amazing Alex Addams, Matt Vargas and Pimp Daddy Xtreme. Once they are in the ring, the referee explains the rules and calls for the bell).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has begun and Kula runs in on PDX and throws a few punches to his face. He then kicks PDX into the midsection and throws him into the ropes. PDX comes off and grabs him and executes an Evenflow DDT on him!!! Stephen Jackson comes in and he picks PDX up and ...GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT. Jackson stomps down on PDX a couple of times and he then lifts him up and he throws him into the nearest corner. PDX flies in backfirst and Jackson follows in hot pursuit and splashes on him!! He follows that up with throwing hands to PDX his forehead.

ND: Addams and Vargas are still throwing right and left ones back and forth. Vargas now ducks a right hand and he kicks Addams into the gut and follows that up with a spinebuster!!! He lands on Addams and starts to ramm his head into the mat, ...1....2.....3.....4....5.....6.....7.....8.....9......10....Vargas stops and he grabs Addams and Addams is still a bit stunned from those hits to the canvas. He stumbles backwards a bit, but Vargas comes in and does a swinging neckbreaker!!! But then it is Kula who comes in from behind Vargas and he takes him out with a flying bulldog!!

DT: Kula then picks up Vargas and chops him to the chest and then he lifts him up and ...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!......Kula goes for the cover, ...1.........................................2.......................but Vargas kicks out. Kula picks him up, but Alex Addams then turns Kula around and lifts him and does a belly to belly suplex!! Addams goes for the cover on Kula, but he kicks out after the two count. Addams grabs Kula, but now it is Vargas who spoils it and he takes both down with a double clothesline.

ND: Meanwhile Jackson has just thrown PDX out of the corner and he sent him into the ropes. PDX comes off and Jackson with a hurricanrana!!! Jackson then lifts PDX on the toprope and he gets on aswell. He gets a hold of PDX in a piledriver position and .....LANDFALL.......TOPROPE PILEDRIVER!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!!!......I think he almost broke PDX his neck with that move!!!....Jackson goes for the cover and. ....1..................................................2..............................................3.............PDX is out, he has been eliminated by Stephen Jackson.

DT: Jackson rolls PDX to the outside and he then runs to the other side of the ring and charges in on Vargas!! He knocks Vargas to the mat and continues to work on him!! Addams and Kula got back up again and the two tie up. It is Addams who comes in with a knee to the gut, and he then lifts up Kula and executes a backbreaker. Addams drops Kula and goes for the pin, ...1..........................2.........but a kickout. Addams picks Kula up by the head, but Kula counters and waistlocks him and ...REVERSE DDT!!!...Addams is out and this time Kula goes for the cover, ..1..................................2......but now Addams is the one who kicks out of it.

ND: Kula shakes his head and he looks at his TWA partner Stephen Jackson and he sees that Jackson is starting to get in trouble now with Matt Vargas. Jackson was in control, but Vargas now is looking to be in control. He's pounding down at Jackson with big right hands. He then throws Jackson into the ropes and when he comes off he lifts Jackson up and ....MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!.....Nice move by Vargas there!!.....Vargas goes for the cover, but Jackson manages to kick out after the referee counted two. Kula then runs in on Vargas and turns him around. He kicks Vargas into the midsection, lifts him up and ....KULA SHAKER!!!......Thats it!!!....Kula goes for the cover now and. ....1.....................................................2........................................................3.......Matt Vargas has been eliminated!!!

DT: Only three left!! One more has to be eliminated now!!! Jackson and Kula both go up to Addams now and they lift him up and double suplex him to the mat. They then throw him into the ropes, but oooooh Addams comes off and does a Lou Thesz press on Kula!!! He takes Kula to the mat and follows that up with several shots to the head. That didn't look good for Kula. But Stephen Jackson comes in from behind and he kicks Addams to the back of the head!!! He picks Addams up and he throws him into the ropes. Addams comes off and Jackson with a drop toe hold and ....HE TURNS IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!!!....He got Addams into an anklelock and Addams is in pain. This could be the end of it!!

ND: BUT WAIT!!!! IT'S JERRY CAMPBELL!!!....Jerry Campbell comes running to ringside. He slides in the ring and he kicks Jackson to the head!! He then picks up Jackson kicks him into the gut and .....TOMATO IN A CAN FINISHER MOVE!!!!........And Jackson is knocked out cold by that move!!! Campbell rolls to the outside and Addams rolls over on Jackson and goes for the cover. ....1...........................................2..................................................3......AND IT"S OVER!!!....Kula just came one second too late to help his TWA allstar!!! Stephen Jackson has been eliminated and Amazing Alex Addams and Kula win this match and get a contract.

DT: But Kula ain't too happy about it. He goes over to Addams and waits till he gets back up again. He then turns him around, kicks him in the gut and ....KULA SHAKER!!!....HE ALSO TAKES ADDAMS OUT WITH THE KULA SHAKER!!!.....Kula sure makes a big impression here in his first appearance on Insurgence!!!

ND: But still that doesn't take away that that little rat Jerry Campbell destroyed Stephen Jacksons contract chances. Somebody should stop that little rat. That sneaky little rat.

DT: Is that all you can say about him.

ND: Yes, thats all.

Chris Outcast: WHAT AND THE HELL!?!

Scott: Yeah, it might happen... That's why I want to come down to the ring tonight.

Chris Outcast: I don't know if you can handle it down there at the ring. Scott, you're pathetic. You were my tag partner in the four way tag team match, and we lost because of you. I don't want Drake Laps and I to lose because you're down at ringside. It just wouldn't be right. We've got a hell of a fight on our hands tonight, and I don't need the distraction from you. I really don't. Now I don't know why you think what you told me will happen, but I don't see it happening. There's no chance of it.

Scott: Well, suit yourself. I was only going to go down there to make sure there was no outside interference. I know how The New Evolution works. They cheat. That's all that they do to win.

Chris Outcast: Cheat AND lie. That is all that they do, you're right. They've been lying the whole week when they've stated that they're going to keep those precious the tag titles of theirs..They've lied when they've said that we can't handle the New Evolution... They don't think that Drake and I can handle them...Oh, we sure can. This is just playtime with us. You're messing with the big boys now Johnny and Mystic. It's on, and I'm ready! And if you have any tricks up your sleeve, you can go on ahead and bring them because I'll be prepared, alright. I'm going to be prepared for anything that you might swing at us, such as chairs. I'm going to be prepared for the pulling of the tights to get a quick 1-2-3. I'm going to be prepared for the unpredictable. Now what you're going to have to be prepared for is a beating of a lifetime. Drake Laps and I know the importance of this match, and we're not going to let these Tag Team titles slip away from our grasps. Oh no, we won't. That's just not going to happen guys. You just better enjoy your time with those titles, because ina couple of hours, they're ours!! Let's go Scott.

Scott: Alrighty.

(Chris Outcast and Scott walk to their dressing room as the scene fades to black.)

(Commercials).

Strait: Man, that shirt is gonna fly off the shelves!!

Jose: SI!

Thorn: You were right, capitalizing on Steve Austin's marketing machine is really gonna work out, were gonna make some big cash!!

Jose: Que??

Strait: Dont worry, you'll get your cut too.

Jose: Si!! Not-hos....que???

Strait: Yeah, we can get some nachos...I need a beer too, lets go!

(The Three walk past the camera. Fade out).

DT: Ok after we have seen who the new four signees will be, it's time that we start with our regular show. And to start that off we have "Rising Star" Sean Campbell versus Thorn.

ND: That Sean Campbell is related to that rat Jerry Campbell right?

DT: Uh...yeah I think he is.

ND: COMMON THORN....YOU CAN DO IT!!!

(Voices by Disturbed starts to play and "The Rising Star" Sean Campbell comes walking out from behind the curtains. The crowd doesn't really know how to react to him as this is his first appearance. Sean Campbell makes his way to ringside and slides into the ring).

(More human than human by White Zombie starts to blare over the speakers and Thorn comes out. He's not alone as Jose Jose, the mexican jobber is walking with him to the ring. Thorn and Jose Jose reach ringside and Thorn slides in and the match can start).

Ding ding ding.

DT: We begin and Campbell and Thorn start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then lock up and Campbell gets a hold of a side headlock and the two go into the ropes. Campbell lets go off Thorn and Thorn goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and Campbell with a spinning heelkick. Campbell picks Thorn up and starst a series of chops to the chest area. The crowd goes ooooh and aaaahh while he does that. Campbell raises his right hand in the air and then he chops Thorn with it.

ND: Campbell throws Thorn into a corner and the guy from New York City flies in backfirst. Campbell comes charging in right away, but Thorn sidesteps him and Campbell flies chestfirst into the turnbuckles!! Thorn comes up from behind Campbell and he lifts him onto the toprope and climbs on aswell. He grabs Campbell and ....GERMAN SUPLEXES SEAN CAMPBELL OFF THE TOPROPE!!! GOOOD GODDDDD!!!!!.....After a couple of seconds Thorn rolls on top off Campbell and goes for the cover, ....1.............................................2.....................but Sean manages to kick out.

DT: Thorn lifts Campbell up and executes a cross arm breaker. He follows that up with sending Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Ooooh yeahhh!!! Thorn then drags Campbell over to the corner and he then jumps on top off the top and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT AND HE LANDS ON CAMPBELL!!!......Thorn is showing good skills in his first singles match. He now drags Campbell over to the middle of the ring and Thorn then goes to the toprope again. What is he gonna do this time?

ND: Thorn gets on top and ...HE DIVES OFF FOR A FLYING HEADBUTT.....BUT HE MISSES!!!!.......Campbell was able to move out of the way and Thorn lands headfirst into the canvas. Campbell crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet. Campbell gets up and he grabs Thorn and irish whips him and he goes into the ropes. Thorn comes off and Campbell with a twisting neckbreaker!!! Campbell for the cover, but Thorn kicks out rather quickly. Campbell then irish whips Thorn again, but this time Thorn reverses the whip and Campbell goes into the ropes himself.

DT: He comes off and Thorn with a ....POWERSLAM!........Thorn shouts it out and he then picks Campbell up and .....he delivers a ...NUTBUSTER!!!....Sean will definately feel that one!! Thorn goes for the cover, ...1......................................................2..............but Thorn then stops it himself. He pulled Campbell his shoulders off the mat. He could have had the win here, but he stopped it!! Why did he do that?

ND: Thorn drags Campbell to his feet and he lifts Campbell up and he powerbombs him to the mat!!! Again Thorn isn't going for the cover, he wants to do more damage to Campbell here. Thats what his intention is. I think Thorn has some built up aggression and he wants to let it out on Campbell. Thorn grabs the almost unconscious Sean Campbell and throws a few punches. He then sends Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off he dropkicks him to the mat. And Campbell goes out like a candle.

DT: Thorn goes over to the corner and climbs to the toprope. Thorn leaps off and ....THE XTREME!!!....THATS ONE OF THORN'S FINISHERS!!!....And Thorn now rolls on top off Campbell and goes for the pin. ...1.......................................................2...........................................3.....And the match is over and Thorn has defeated Sean Campbell.

ND: Defeated him? He destroyed him!!

(Commercials).

Laps: Are you alright their Chris? What are you doing?

Chris Outcast: Hey! Glad to see you. Oh this? It's just a pre-game ritual that I have. You know, the regular stuff. Nothing bizarre.

Laps: Want to know what my pre-match ritual is?

Chris Outcast: Sure, I'd like to know. What is it?

Laps: I bring out a rubix cube...and do it before all of my matches...Usually helps my reflexes..

Chris Outcast: Well that's just wonderful...Want to know mine?

Laps: I hope it's not something se...sure, what is it?

Chris Outcast: Well, I can't do it in front of anyone. I've got to go in the back... It'll only be a few moments...Quick, and to the point.

(Drake and Kelly shrug as they both walk out of the room...The camera sticks in the room as it shows Chris Outcast grabs the lamp and starts to shine it towards his direction...The camera sticks with him, but Outcast points towards the door...The camera man goes back as he walks out of the room over by Kelly and Drake...The camera gets behind them both, as they see a shadow of Chris starting to stretch...Laps and Kelly shrug again, thinking that isn't so bad...A slap is heard from the locker room as Kelly looks at the shadow...Outcast looks on his leg as he starts to scratch it...Kelly shakes it off as Drake sits in his chair playing around with a Rubix Cube...Kelly watches the shadow as it shows Chris Outcast taking off his pants, oddly enough...He than scratches his upper thigh some more as Kelly taps Drake's shoulder...He looks as he puts his cube down...A yell from the locker room is heard...Outcast says "Scott! Come over here!"...Laps turns around as Scott is sitting behind them...He moves on forward as he walks into the locker room...His eyes go buggy, or big in some Canadians mind, Cosmic Stare in some British eyes, as he points at it...Outcast's hand waves him in as Scott says "let me get a look at that..." Scott puts his hand on his head as he snaps his fingers...He goes down to one knee as he looks closer at the thing on Outcast's upper thigh...)

Outcast says "You see it? No...do your work"...Kelly's eyes get buggy as Drake starts to laugh...Scott starts to do something as the shadow has Scott's head in Chris' thigh...You hear a "Oh...OH there you go Scott...right there, that's it...oh oh OH my god...that's the stuff"...Laps starts to smile as Kelly sits on Drake's lap smirking).

Kelly: And I thought we were sick...

(Drake gets up as he moves slowly towards the door...He turns his head into the door as it shows Scott scratching Chris' upper thigh...Chris is shaking his head back and forth as he looks up...Laps' jaw drops as Kelly comes in putting her arms around Drake's waist...Outcast backs away from Scott as Scott sits there confused...Chris drops back and sits down on the chair as Drake and Kelly smirk at the door).

Laps: Uh, Chris? Please don't tell me your pre-match ritual is Scott pleasuring your needs...

Chris Outcast: No dude, not one bit...NO NO NO!! It wasn't that! I was attacked by mosquitoes while doing my pre-game ritual. I usually pray and listen to music in the back by myself, and I got attacked. I just needed Scott's help. That's all. It wasn't anything nasty. I'm not as gross as what you and Kelly think. That's just not right...and it's Scott, another man. That's disgusting!

(The scene ends as Kelly walks out of the room smiling as Drake nods his head..."Good Answer", Drake says as he walks out of the room...Outcast smacks Scott the camera ends the scene...The camera goes back to Neil Down and Dean Thornton).

DT: Our next match of the evening is the one between Eleven and Coby Belton. Last week Eleven returned and he returned with a victory. He's on a quest, a quest for gold.

ND: So he wants to fight Aaron Gold?

DT: Nooo! He wants gold, Gold as in a title.

ND: Oooh a title. Just say that right away then.

DT: I DID!!

ND: …

DT: Eleven's opponent Coby Belton didn't have it easy in his first weeks in the EWCL. He was thrown into the deep and he lost 3 times in a row. That wasn't real good for his selfesteem. So lets see how he recoverd and see what he's gonna show tonight.

ND: Yeah lets see whats Soda Boy is gonna do tonight.

DT: DOWN!!

(Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes walking out. He stands still on the top of the ramp and the fans cheer his name. Eleven then runs down the aisle to ringside and slides into the ring).

(Chop suey by System of a Dow starts to blare over the PA system and Coby Belton comes out from behind the curtains. Belton is still wearing his Nick Dangerous t-shirt. Belton walks to the ring and he enters it and gets ready for his match).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has started and Eleven and Belton circle eachother for awhile. They tie up and Belton comes in with a knee to the midsection. He then grabs Eleven by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Eeleven comes off and Belton takes him down with an armdrag. Belton picks Eleven up and he jumps on his shoulders and does a headscissors takedown.

ND: Belton goes into the ropes and he comes off with a legdrop and he hits it. He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, …1……………………………..2………………….but Eleven kicks out. Belton pulls Eleven to his feet by his hair and he throws him into the ropes. Eleven comes off and he slides through Beltons legs. Eleven gets up behind Belton and ….german suplexes him!!!

DT: Eleven picks Belton up again and he hits him in the head with a right one. He sends Belton into the ropes again and when he comes off Eleven dropkicks Belton to the mat. Eleven runs over to the corner and he gets on the topturnbuckle and he turns around and jumps off for a cross body and he lands on Belton!!! Eleven goes for the cover, ….1………………………………….2…………..but a kickout. Eleven goes to the corner again and he climbs it for a second time. But before he reached the top we see that Belton got back to his feet again.

ND: Belton also climbs on the toprope aswell and he grabs Eleven from behind and …..BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!….What a move by Belton!!!….And Eleven went hard backfirst to the mat!! Belton rolls himself on top off Eleven and he goes for the cover, ….1……………………………2…………but somehow Eleven kicks out of it. Belton gets up and he picks Eleven up and throws a few chops to the chest.

DT: Belton then throws Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him down with a side karatekick. Belton raises his hands in the air and he goes into the ropes. He comes off and wants to plant an elbow on Eleven, but Eleven moves out of the way. Eleven tips up to his feet and he picks Belton up and kicks him into the stomache. He follows that up with a DDT!!! Man, he almost buried Beltons face in the mat!!

ND: Eleven picks Belton up and he sends him into the ropes again. Belton comes off and he sees that Eleven wants to backdrop him. So Belton knees Eleven to the head and he follows that up with a side kick. But oooooh Eleven grabs a hold of Beltons his leg!!!… Belton anticipates quickly and ….ENZIGUIRI!!!….Nicely done by Belton there. Good way to get out of a tight situation. Talking about tight situations, that Japanese girl in Tokyo was…

(slap-ouch).

DT: You are really disgusting Down. Did you know that.

ND: …

DT: Belton grabs Eleven and he delivers and European uppercut. He then throws Eleven into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him to the mat with a hiptoss. Belton goes to pick up Eleven, but ooooh Eleven counters with a jawbreaker!!! Eleven into the ropes and he comes off with a spinning heelkick!! And Belton goes down again!!

ND: Eleven picks Belton up and waistlocks him, but Belton reverses the waistlock and german suplexes Eleven to the mat. Belton looking really strong here. After that german suplex Belton picks Eleven up and he wants to irish whip him into the corner, but oooooh Eleven reverses the irish whip and he sends Belton into the corner himself!! And Belton flies in hard backfirst!! Eleven moves in quickly and he jumps on Belton and ..MONKEY FLIP!!!….

DT: Eleven picks Belton up and …..DECAPITATION….He used Beltons Finishing move!!! … Eleven goes for the cover and. ….1……………………………………….2………………………………..3….He wins!!! Eleven wins! Great victory for him!!!

ND: Yep, nice win for Eleven over Soda Boy.

DT: Stop calling him that way!!

ND: I'm only calling him by his name.

DT: His name is COBY BELTON!!!

(Eleven raises his hands in the air after his win, but then Right here right now By Paul Oakenfold featuring Ice Cube starts to play and Romeo Stone comes out from the crowd and he slides in the ring from behind Eleven. He turns Eleven around, kicks him in the gut and powerbombs him to the mat!!! He then lifts Eleven up again and powerbombs him for a second time to the canvas. Romeo Stone quickly goes to the toprope and ...does a toprope elbow drop on Eleven!!!).

DT: Who is this guy?!?! Last week he attacked Jay Masters and Eleven and now he takes Eleven out again!!!

(We see another person walking down to the ring. The person has a microphone in his hands and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

JJ Malone: My name is JJ Malone, but my name is not real important at this stage. There's only ONE important name in today's wrestling industry and that name is .....ROMEO STONE!!!.....Romeo Stone has proven time and time again that he's the person to beat. He showed it in every federation he was in and now it is time for the EWCL to feel it. Last week Jay Masters felt it, tonight Eleven felt it. WHO'S NEXT!?! .....IT COULD BE ANYONE!!!.....

(JJ Malone drops the mic and he and Romeo Stone climb out of the ring and leave ringside).

Nick: Coby, do you want to remain a competitor in the low card all your life?

Coby Belton: No.

Nick: Then go get me and Chris Christ some soda...

Coby Belton: I'd love to, I saw a machine down the hall on my way in.

(Coby Belton leaves to get their beverages.)

(Commercials).

Chris: I want you to know all is forgiven for leaving the Legion.

(A smirk is seen on Nick's face as he shakes Chris Outcast's hand...Chris smiles in approval and gives Nick a pat on the shoulder as he walks away.)

Chris: Catch ya later, I have a big match to prepare for.

(Chris Outcast walks away as the camera follows...Suddenly we see him cet a clothesline from behind by Nick Dangerous! Nick stands over Chris and talks to him.)

Nick: I forgot to tell you something about that match.

(Nick crouches down, lifts Chris Outcast by the hair and forces him to look Dangerous in the face.)

Nick: You're not gonna make it.

(Nick hammers Chris in the face with a right hand, and walks slowly to his feet...Nick flips Chris to his back and snaps on a sharpshooter!)

ND: YES! YES! YES!

DT: NO! NO! NO!

ND: Break his legs!

(Nick applies more force to the hold as we hear Outcast screaming in pain.)

DT: JUST LET GO OF THE HOLD DAMNIT!

ND: He's just proving how Dangerous he is Dean.

(Suddenly, Drake Laps comes running towards Dangerous with a steel chair in his hands, Nick releases the hold and stands up and looks towards Laps as he smiles.)

Nick: Too late Drake, look at the poor bastard.

(Nick gives Outcast a last kick in the legs and runs away as the Cazzotron fades to black.)

DT: Man, all the things that happen tonight.

ND: I know.

DT: But people welcome back for our next match. We are gonna see Strait Hate and Aaron Gold for a number 1 spot for the Extreme Title. Just last week Gold lost his title to Johnathan Cable. Cable who has to defend his tagtitles later on tonight against Drake Laps and Chris Outcast. Gold will be real eager to earn that number one spot so he can get another shot at Cable for that Extreme Title.

ND: But don't forget about Strait. He really showed some good things ever since he arrived. At the moment he's still undefeated and not many people can say that.

DT: True. And right now, Bill Carty is backstage with Strait Hate.

(The scene goes backstage and we see Bill Carty standing next to Strait Hate).

BC: Strait Hate, tonights the night......

Strait: *Breaking in* *Singing* Tonights the nighttttt...... its gonna be alrighttttt!!! Yeah....Rod Stewart rips!! Wait......no he doesn't....what the f#ck is wrong with me??

BC: Strait, you've got a match for the number one contendership for the Extreme...

Strait: Wait up, it's Hardcore title.

BC: No its...

Strait: Are you gonna argue with me, dude??

BC: Well its just that...

Strait: Extreme is a word the Hardy Boyz destroyed, once I have that belt, it will be the Hardcore title. I Dont jump off or ladders and crap, I just beat the hell out of fools with various weapons of destruction. Fuck your Extreme shit, I'm bringin back the hard fucking core.

(Strait stomps away and gets ready for his match).

(Scene fades out and we go back to our commentators).

(At that moment My way by Limp Bizkit starts to play and Aaron Gold comes out on his motorcycle. Silva is sitting on the back again and the two of them ride to ringside. When they almost reach the ring we see that Strait Hate comes out from the crowd. Strait climbs on the guardrail and he's holding a steelchair in his hands).

DT: Strait isn't even gonna give Gold the time to get off of his motorcycle. Strait still stands on the guardrail and Gold comes closer to him with his motorcycle and …..OOOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDD!!!!!…..STRAIT HATE JUST LEAPED OFF THE GUARDRAIL WITH THAT CHAIR IN HIS HANDS AND HE JUMPED RIGHT ON GOLD AND SILVA AND HE TAKES BOTH OFF THE MOTORCYCLE!!!

ND: Thats got to be one of the sickets things I have ever seen!!! And trust me I've seen alot. Strait Hate really put his life on the line with that move!! But hear the crowd go!! They sure appreciated that move, well at least some part of the crowd does!! But look at the carnage. Gold is layed out, Silva is knocked out and laying on the concrete and Strait was also laying on the ground. But he's now starting to get back up again.

DT: Strait gets to his feet and he picks up the steelchair and he walks over to the motorcycle. He swings and oooooooh he bashes that steelchair into Golds motorcycle!! Oh Godd!! I hope Strait is insured coz this is gonna cost alot!!! Or is he gonna take on another job for Cazzo to pay for that? Probly…..Anyway, Strait moves over to Gold now and he swings his chair one more time and he ramms the chair into Golds head.

ND: Strait laughs cynically and he then pulls Gold to his feet and he drags him over to the apron and rolls Gold into the ring. Strait rolls in too and he throws the chair into the middle of the ring. Strait picks up Gold, but ooooooooh lowblow!!! Gold with a lowblow!!! Gold now crawls over to the ropes and he hangs in them and grasps for air. He then slowly gets to his feet and walks over to Strait, but Strait already comes in with a big right hand!!

DT: Gold goes into the ropes, but he comes off and counters with a big right hand of his own. He then throws himself into the ropes again and comes off and ….shouldertackle!!!…. But Strait is not going down, he's stumbling backwards though!! And Gold bounces himself into the ropes one more time, he comes off does a roll up, grabs the steelchair and …WHAMMMMMM…. nails Strait in the head with it!!

ND: I guess it's payback time now!!! Gold is still holding that steelchair and he holds it up high in the air. He then walks over to Strait and he lays the chair on Straits ankle. Gold then bounces into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on top off that chair and the ankle!! Ooh man thats gonna do some damage to that ankle. Gold grabs the chair one more time and he ramms it into Straits head again. Gold throws the chair to the outside and he rolls out to check on Silva.

DT: Poor Silva. She didn't deserve that.

ND: Hey if you at ringside then you deserve to get hit.

(At that moment Thornton slaps Down in the head again).

DT: Gold is helping Silva up, but things aren't looking good for her. I think she really hurt herself when she flew off that motorcycle to the ground. Gold is talking to her right now. But he isn't aware of Strait Hate who got up and rolled himself out of the ring. Strait comes up from behind Gold and he knocks him out with a double axehandle. He then picks Gold up and …OOOOHHH…..suplexes him to the concrete floor!!! Strait then climbs on the guardrail again and he faces the crowd!! Whats he gonna do now! He then leaps off and ….MOONSAULT ON GOLD!!

ND: Holy Shit…Strait Hate just did a moonsault of the guardrail. Ok, I need a drink right now!!

DT: Thats real amazing.

ND: Yes the guy sure has ballz.

DT: Strait picks Gold up and he irish whips him into one of the four ringposts and Gold flies in hard backfirst. Strait looks at Silva who's telling him to stop, but he only replies with “Yeah you also got a fine ass, b!tch”. What a bastard!

ND: Yeah but she does have a fine ass.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Gold is still hanging against the ringpost and Strait now comes charging in on him……OOOOOHHH but Gold moves out of the way in the last moment!! And Strait flies face first into the steel ringpost himself!!! Gold turns around now and he grabs Straits head and starts to bash it into the ringpost numerous times!! ….I think even the crowd lost count here now!!! Gold is furious now and he drags Strait over to the ringsteps.

ND: He lifts Strait up and he drops him facefirst onto the ringsteps!!! Good golly!! Gold steps on the ringsteps and he picks Strait up and …….GOOD GOD!!! …CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER ON THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!!!…..Did you just see that?!? …..Straits head just got squashed into those ringsteps!! And his face is busted open now!!! Aaron Gold drags Strait over to the ring and he rolls him back intp the ring again. He gets in aswell and he goes over to Strait and goes for the cover.

DT: …..1……………………………………..2…………………………………..but a kickout!!! Strait Hate just kicked out!!! Gold can't believe it!! How on earht could Strait kick out of that Career Ending Golddigger?!? Gold stomps Strait to the head one time and he then goes to the corner and climbs to the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and he signals for his GOLDRUSH. He jumps off for his 5 star frogsplash, but ….HE MISSES!!….Strait moved out of the way in time……Strait now rolls himself out of the ring and he grabs something from under the ring.

ND: What does he grab? He grabs ….a piece of barbed wire. He takes it with him into the ring and he starts to …CHOKE GOLD WITH IT!!….And Gold starts to bleed right away!! Man!!! And see Gold struggling there!!! Strait is enjoying every second of this here!!! Gold is in severe pain and Strait lets go off the barbed wire choke and he picks Gold up and …..HATEBOMB……..And he goes for the cover and…………1…………………2…………………………………3……..Strait Hate wins!! He's the number 1 contender for the Extreme Title right now!! Johnathan Cable be aware!!

DT: Absolutely.

(Commercials).

(Aaron Gold has no knowledge of what lurks just around the corner. Aarons gaze is as puzzled as the fans. The man seems to pace back and forth at an uneasy pace, revealing that he is very much frightened by his surroundings. Looking retentively at his watch rested on his left hand, stands a stranger. His steps seem to be very shaky, and cautious. It would seem as if any irrelevant sound would send him into a frenzy. The face thats covered by a wrinkly gray satanic mask looks up at Aaron and attacks. He chokes him to the ground and punches his face into the cold Palace floor. He gets up, picks up a base ball bat and hammers it all over Aarons chest. We get a close up of the masked man who's voice is disguised).

Skullderz: EWCL wrestlers, your world's will soon change, and we'll all stare as you scream in utter pain, and agony. It is your only destiny... and try as you may.. it cannot escape Death from Above... This is the point of Skullderz's ire.

(Scene fades out).

DT: It's time for the tagtitles match. The New Evolution won those titles a couple of weeks ago at Executive Decision in a tagteam elimination match. Johnathan Cable and Mystic didn't had to defend their titles after that. But now they have to and it's not gonna be easy. They have to face Drake Laps and Chris Outcast, thats gonna be one tough battle. Both Outcast and Laps have faced Cable in a singles match and have defeated them. But now its different, different kind of match all together.

ND: But its for the tagtitles.

DT: I wonder if Chris Outcast will be fine after what Nick Dangerous did to him only minutes ago.

ND: If Nick did the job right, than you won't see Outcast here, haha.

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

DT: Where's Chris Outcast? There's no Outcast.

[The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stand Johnathan Cable and Mystic.The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable and Mystic, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around them. Johnathan Cable and Mystic slide under the bottom rope and move to the center of the ring. The tagchampions take off their titlebelts and hand them over to the referee).

DT: The referee is asking Drake Laps whats going on. He wants to know where Chris Outcast is. Laps explains a bit and then he lifts his shoulders up. I think Outcast is still being treated by the doctor. It has to be something like that. Or maybe he just isn't able to fight after what Dangerous did to him.

(At that moment Fire in the Head by The Tea Party starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo when they see him. Dangerous smirks and continues his way to ringside. He grabs a mic and gets on the apron).

Nick Dangerous: Drake, as Outcast won't be here to compete because he has an achy leg I am here to offer myself to you.

DT: He what?

Nick Dangerous: I am offering to replace Chris Outcast and to be your tagteampartner for tonight. What a guy I am, eeh?

DT: Laps is confused as hell and he cannot believe what Dangerous is saying. Before Laps can even reply Dangerous climbs into the ring and the bell rings.

Ding ding ding.

DT: Cable gets in for The New Evolution and he and Dangerous circle eachother for a couple of seconds but then.....what the hell????? Dangerous just drops himself to the mat. And he motions to Cable that he should cover him!!! WHAT IS DANGEROUS DOING?!? Cable looks a bit surprised, but he then goes for the cover, ....1....................................2..........but then Laps comes in and he breaks the count. At the same time we see that Chris Outcast comes out from the back. He makes his way to the ring and when Nick Dangerous sees him coming, he rolls out of the ring and wants to get away.

ND: But Laps also rolled out of the ring and he catches Dangerous from behind. He shoves Dangerous into the arms of Outcast and Outcast starts to work on Dangerous. He finally kicks Dangerous to the stomach and ....DIRTY SOUTH....spinning diamond cutter on the outside to Nick Dangerous!!! And Dangerous is knocked out there!! Outcast then goes over to Laps and the two do a high five on the outside. But Johnathan Cable then grabs Outcast by the head and he drags him on top off the apron and into the ring. Cable throws Outcast into the ropes and when he comes off Cable does high knee and it hits Outcast.

DT: Outcast is down and Cable comes in with a double axe handle smash to the head. He follows that up with grabbing Outcast and handing out several punches to the head. He then delivers a shoulder breaker on him. Cable drags Outcast over to his corner and he tags in his partner Mystic. Mystic comes in and he picks up Outcast and chops him to the chest. The former Prime Time Champion then does a standing dropkick and Outcast falls down to the mat. Mystic for the cover, ....1..................................................2..but Outcast kicks out of it.

ND: Mystic stares at Laps for a moment and he then grabs Outcast and throws him into the ropes again. Mystic goes for a backdrop, but Outcast comes off the ropes and sees it coming. And he grabs Mystic and executes a fishermans suplex. Outcast quikcly into the ropes and comes off for a kneedrop on top off Mystic. Outcast to his feet and he stomps down on Mystic. Outcast then tags in Drake Laps. Laps hops over the toprope and Laps and Outcast send Mystic into the ropes and when he comes off they double dropkick Mystic to the canvas. Outcast goes back to his corner and Laps works on Mystic.

DT: Laps picks up Mystic and the two start to trade punches. Mystic then knees Laps to the gut and he delivers a press slam on Laps!! Mystic picks up Laps and goes for it again, but Laps slides out of it, kicks Mystic in the ribs and hooks in a snap suplex!! Laps follows it up with an elbowdrop and goes for the cover, ...1..........................................2.............but Mystic kicks out. Laps brings Mystic to his corner and he tags in Outcast. Outcast hooks in a vertical suplex and drops Mystic to the mat. Outcast also goes for a cover, but he also only gets a two count.

ND: Outcast then tags Laps back in again. Laps whips Mystic into the ropes and nails him with a running clothesline. With Mystic down, Laps falls and connects Mystic with a headbutt and goes for the cover, ...1............................................2...............but another kickout by Mystic. Laps picks Mystic up and irish whips him, but Mystic reverses it. Mystic then catches Laps in a tilt-o-wirl suplex!! Mystic picks Laps up again and bodyslams him to the mat. He then tags in Cable. Cable comes in and he catches Laps with a clothesline!! He then picks up Laps and sends him into the ropes and gets off for a powerslam!!!

DT: Cable goes for the cover, but Laps puts his foot on the bottom ropes. Cable then goes to the corner and climbs it to the toprope. He then leaps off, but ooooh Laps got up to his feet in the meantime and ....HE CATCHES CABLE OUT OF THE AIR WITH A HURRICANRAN!!!....DID YOU SEE THAT?!?! And Laps turns it into a cover right away, ....1...........................................2..........but Mystic comes in and he breaks the cover!!!....Laps then rolls himself off of Cable and he tags in Outcast. Outcast comes in and he picks up Cable and lifts him up for a piledriver and he executes it!!

ND: Outcast into the ropes one more time and he comes off and plants his elbow on top off Cable. Outcast stomps down on Cable's head and midsection and he then grabs his rival up by the head and throws him into a neutral corner. Outcast walks over to the corner and he starts to chop Cable to the chest!! He does this 5 times and he then sends Outcast into the opposite corner!! Cable flies in backfirst and Outcast follows in right after and wants to splash on Cable. But oooooohhh Cable lifts his boot up and Outcast flies face first into the boot!!

DT: Outcast staggers backwards and Cable charges in and clotheslines Outcast to the mat. He picks Outcast up and throws a few shots to the head, he then lifts Outcast up and drops him facefirst into the ropes!!! Cable moves over to his corner and tags in Mystic. Mystic comes in and he drags Outcast and lifts him to his feet. He then sends him into the ropes and when Outcast comes off, Mystic goes for his CYNERGY BLAST....but Outcast ducks it and slides through Mystics legs, gets up behind him and ....takes Mystic to the mat with a spinebuster!!! Outcast tags in Laps and he comes in quickly and he picks up Mystic and chops him to the chest. He then scoop slams Mystic to the mat and climbs on the toprope.

ND: Laps gets on top and ....SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON MYSTIC!!!.....Laps goes for the cover, ............1..........................................2..........but Cable comes in and he breaks the count. Laps is furious and the referee makes Cable go back to his corner. In the meantime Laps picks up Mystic and he tags in Outcast again. Outcast comes in and he throws Mystic into the ropes again. But this time Mystic ducks the forearm, stops behind Outcast and ....CYNERGY BLAST!!!....He did it!!! He just did it!!! Man, what a superkick!!! Outcast is out and Mystic goes for the pin!!

DT: Mystic for the cover on Outcast now, ....1..................................................2................ Laps comes in to the rescue, but Cable also comes in and he connects Laps with a clothesline that sends him over the toprope to the outside. .....But oooh Outcast kicks out of it!!!....Cable now rapidly picks Outcast up on his shoulders and we then see that Mystic is climbing the topturnbuckle. Mystic gets on top and Cable is standing with his back towards him with Outcast on his shoulders. Mystic dives off and .....GENESIS RISING......HOLY SHIT!!!.....Mystic rolls himself on top off Outcast and goes for the cover. .....1...................................................................2.....................................................3.......... ND: YESS!!! They got it!! The New Evolution are still the tagteamchampions!!

DT: They defended their titles succesfully.

Michelle: Hey, are you going to be hogging that chair all night?

Jezebelle: I've only been here 10 minutes. Wait your damn turn!

Michelle: Hmph. Well, I guess it takes longer for you to get ready unlike me, someone who is naturally beautiful.

(Jezebelle gets up from the chair and steps up to Michelle. Michelle just smirks until Jezebelle slaps her across the face. Michelle is enraged and slaps Jezebelle back. Jezebelle tackles Michelle down and the roll-around cat fight begins. Chris Christ and Nick Dangerous come upon the scene).

(Christ grabs Michelle and Dangerous grabs Jezebelle and seperates the two women. MacBeth comes up seeing Nick Dangerous with his hands on Jezebelle. Dangerous puts Jez down as MacBeth gets in his face).

MacBeth: Don't you put your hands on my sister again.

(Commercials).

Nick: About time, what took you so long?

Coby: Man I had to beat up some kid for change...

Chris: Same here. So did you tell him it was for Chris Christ?

Coby: No...

Chris: Well, in the future-

Coby: I got it.

(Coby gives Chris and Nick their drinks.)

Nick: Maybe I'll let you do this every night from now on...

Coby: I'd love to. So whats with that bump on your head?

Nick: What bump? ....First you come late with the drinks and then you say I got a bump on my head. Where's this going?

(Scene fades out).

DT: Next up is the match between Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell.

ND: The rat!!

DT: Stop calling him that, will you.

ND: Why?

DT: Coz you are making a fool out of yourself.

ND: So?

DT: Ok, you got me there.

ND: I thought so.

DT: Hmm whatever Down. Our next match sees the EWCL champion Nick Dangerous taking on Jerry Campbell. This is gonna be Jerry's first match in the EWCL and well hopefully he'll do better than Sean Campbell.

(Fire in the head starts to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. The EWCL champion points to his titlebelt and then makes his way down to ringside. He hands over the title to Jay Blue and slides into the ring).

(Country grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes walking out together with his midget Moogatu. The two get a decent pop from the crowd. They walk to ringside and Jerry pads Moogatu on the back and then rolls himself into the ring).

(Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell start to circle each other in the center of the ring. As the referee calls for the opening bell the arena goes black. The lights flash and a low rumble of thunder echoes throughout the arena. Nick Dangerous and Jerry Campbell stop and gaze at the ceiling in amazement. The referee motions to the Cazzotron where a cloaked figure kneeling in a dark room. All televisions and monitors are filled with this image of this mysterious room and the figure standing with in it. The cloaked figure is surrounded by a ring of candles, which provide the room with it's only light. Three feet from the ring of candles is a four-foot long and one foot wide standing mirror. The robed figure opens his arms towards the mirror and starts reciting some verse.)

To the land beyond, beyond I wish to go
From the dismal world of this and now.
To the timeless realm where chaos is order
Where darkness is light and demons dwell.
Open your arms, Lord of the nether-reaches
To embrace your subject. Hear my prayer!"

(Thunder cracks and a gust of wind fans the flames of the candles. A lightening bolt, from behind the cloak figure, strikes the mirror. The clear glass of the mirror melts into a graveyard. Thousands of stones decorated to image with the twilight sun fading in the background. Starting small from the center of the image and rotating clockwise, a face where a Shedder Mask comes into view.)

"I, the Master of Chaos and Lord of Terror, call to you from the Outer Realm. As I speak the world of Earth and world of Terror are slowly converging on the EWCL. Soon the two worlds will be one and I will rule above all. My royal carpets shall be stained blood from my victims and my throne shall be built of their bones. EWCL's Golden Age has come to and end and the Age of Destruction has dawned. All innocence shall be lost, Chaos shall be order and all that is will be no more. My journey will begin in "The City That Loves You Back" and my journey will begin with the destruction...

(The masked face seems to look straight at Nick Dangerous)

"Of Nick Dangerous.

(The face laughs as the screen fades to black. Jerry Campbell recovers first and rolls Nick Dangerous up for a two count).

DT: Can you believe that?

ND: I know, Jerry Campbell almost had the win there.

DT: No, I mean that figure on the Cazzotron.

ND: Oh that.

DT: Dangerous was able to kick out of that cover just in time. He gets back to his feet and he and Jerry Campbell circle eachother again. After about 6 seconds they tie up and it is Dangerous who gets a knee in to the gut. Campbell falls down to one knee and Dangerous kicks Jerry to the midsection. He then pulls Jerry to his feet again and chops him to the chest three times. Dangerous irish whips Campbell into the ropes and when he comes off Dangerous does a running spinebuster!! Campbell goes down and Dangerous lands on top off him and hands out right and left ones!! He's really giving it to Jerry.

ND: Well the rat deserves it!! Dangerous hops to his feet and he picks up Jerry, but ooooooh lowblow!! Campbell crawls over to the corner and he gets up and looks at Moogatu. Moogatu is trying to give him handsignals, but well it all sounds african to me. Ok, anyway Campbell turns around again and he walks over to Dangerous and the two lock up again. But Jerry shoves Dangerous off of him. Dangerous comes charging in, but Jerry counters with an armdrag takedown. Campbell picks Dangerous up and he lifts him up and does a powerbomb!!!

DT: Impressive move by Jerry Campbell. Campbell hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ...1............................2..............................but a kickout by Dangerous. Campbell picks Dangerous up by the head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!! Campbell rolls to the outside aswell and he drags Dangerous over to the guardrail and bashes his head into it. He then irish whips Dangerous into the ring apron and the EWCL goes in backfirst!! Campbell comes charging in and he clotheslines Dangerous down to the concrete!!

ND: Campbell picks Dangerous up and now he irish whips him into the ringpost. Dangerous goes in shoulderfirst and Campbell follows in hot pursuit, but oooooh Dangerous moves out of the way and Campbell flies into the ringpost himself!! Now his shoulder is damaged. Dangerous then moves over to Campbell and throws a right fist and then he rolls Campbell back into the ring. Dangerous then looks under the ring and from under it he grabs a steelchair. He climbs on the apron with the chair in hand. Dangerous wants to climb into the ring with the steelchair but the referee comes over to him and tells him that he's not allowed to use the chair. Dangerous replies with "Like I care" and still wants to step into the ring.

DT: Again the referee blocks him and tells him he will be disqualified if he uses the chair. Dangerous doesn't seem to care and wants to climb into the ring with the chair, but just at that moment it is Jerry Campbell who comes in and ...HE DIVES THROUGH THE SECOND AND TOPROPE AND SPEARS NICK DANGEROUS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!....Unbelievable!!! Did you ever see something like that!!!

ND: I didn't know that rats could fly.

DT: Stop calling him that!! How many times do I have to say it?

ND: Try 100 times.

DT: I think I am pretty close to 100 now.

ND: ...

DT: On the outside Campbell is layed on top off Dangerous and both men are knocked out. That move also was pretty risky for Campbell. But it is Campbell who's moving on up again. He gets to his feet and gets some applause from the crowd. Campbell picks Dangerous up and rolls him back into the ring. Jerry gets in too and he goes for the cover, ....1..........................................2............................but a kickout by Dangerous. Campbell then hooks the leg and tries to cover him again, but he doesn't get further than a two count. He tries for a third time, but Dangerous kicks out again. Campbell picks Dangerous up and he irish whips him, but Dangerous reverses the whip and Campbell goes into the ropes.

ND: Jerry comes off and Dangerous lifts him up and does a spinning samoan drop!! Dangerous into the ropes and comes off and does a legdrop on top off Campbell. Dangerous turns Campbell around and hooks in a Sharpshooter!!! Campbell cries it out from the pain right away and the referee asks if he wants to tap out or not. But Campbell is shaking his head. Instead he's going for the ropes. He's trying to reach the ropes now. Campbell gets closer and closer and....and...the rat actually gets a hold of them. He grabs the ropes and the referee makes Dangerous break the sharpshooter.

DT: But Dangerous pulls Campbell back to the middle of the ring again!! This is insane!! The referee tries to make Dangerous stop, but he's holding on and Campbell is definately in pain. Wow, it is Moogatu, he uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and he runs towards Dangerous and he kicks him to the shin. Dangerous feels it and he lets go off Campbell. Dangerous notices the midget and he got a pretty pissed look on his face. Moogatu sees the look and he's freezed up right now. He tries to get away, but Dangerous is already close to him and he backs Moogatu into a corner.

ND: Moogatu tries to kick Dangerous into the shin again, but Dangerous grabs the leg off the little man and lifts him up. Dangerous then signals for the Danger Driver..OOOOOH YESSS!!!......He's going to beat the crap out of that midget!!!.....He lifts him up, .....and.....noooooooo,.....Jerry Campbell is back up and he knocks Dangerous to the back off the head!! Dangerous has to let go off Moogatu and the midget falls to the mat. Campbell turns Dangerous around and pokes him into the eyes and .....TOMATO IN A CAN!!!.....His finisher!!!....Campbell for the cover and. .....1................................................2.................................................3....Dammit he wins!

DT: Jerry Campbell gets his first win in the EWCL!! That was a hard fought battle there… wait a second!! Someone is running down to ringside!!

ND: Who is that?? Wait a second!! Its Thorn!! And he has a bloody CRICKET BAT!!

(Thorn slides into the ring behind an unsuspecting Nick Dangerous, jumps to his feet and takes a Jason Giambi type swing. CRACK!!!!)

DT: My God!! Nick Dangerous just got walloped in the back of the head with a damn cricket bat! Hes out like a light!!

ND: NOW Where is Thorn going??

(Thorn slides out of the ring and lifts the apron).

ND: Oh no! It looks like Thorn is getting wood!!

(Thorn pulls a table out from under the apron, and slides it in the ring. He plays to the crowd for a moment, then sets the table upright. Thorn then walks over to Nick and rolls him on the table in the middle of the ring. Thorn with cricket bat, goes over to the corner).

ND: Now What??

DT: I don't think Thorn is done with Nick.

ND: Well, no sh*t, Sherlock!

(Thorn climbs to the top rope with cricket bat in hand. He readys himself, then leaps high into the air. A few seconds later, Thorn hits his finisher, the Xtreme, on to Nick and through the table!!)

ND: Holy sh*t!!!

DT: Thorn just killed Dangerous with his top rope Arabian Facebuster, WITH THE CRICKET BAT, THROUGH a table!! That WAS The Xtreme!!

(The crowd erupts into a huge "Holy Sh*t" chant. Thorn gets up with a devilish grin on his face).

Thorn: Eat sh*t and DIE, Nicky!!

(This gets a small pop, and a lot of boos follow, as Thorn calmly walks out of the ring).

DT: We just saw "The" Nick Dangerous get destroyed by Thorn's Xtreme!! That was payback for that Dangerous Driver that took Thorn out of action!!

(Commercials).

MacBeth: Where the hell is Christ?

Jezebelle: And his little slut too.

Dangerous: I don't know. Why don't you go look for them cuz they obviously aren't here.

(MacBeth steps up to Dangerous and looks down into his eyes. Jezebelle meanwhile sneaks behind Dangerous while he is occupied with MacBeth).

MacBeth: You're lucky I don't want to join "THE" Beat the Hell Out of Nick Dangerous Club tonight but I decided what the fuck....

(Jezebelle low-blows Dangerous and kneels behind him while MacBeth shoves him so that he trips over Jezebelle's back and lands on the floor).

MacBeth: Damn son, it looks like I did just beat the hell out of you.

(Jezebelle begins laughing hysterically as she and MacBeth leave Christ's lockerroom).

(Scene fades out).

DT: For the second week in a row it really is Beat the hell out of Nick Dangerous. MacBeth is right about that.

ND: Its a damn shame. I tell you that everyone will be damned for what they did to Nick Dangerous. They will be DAMNED!!

DT: Ok, enough of that. Right now it is time for our Main Event match of the evening. Thrreeway match for the Universal Title.Universal Champion Chris Christ has to defend his title against Blade and MacBeth. I think for Blade the title ain't that important. I think he more wants to get back at MacBeth. MacBeth who is repsonsible for putting Exile into the hospital. He's also responsible for it that Sean Corvik is out of action. MacBeth sure has done alot here in the EWCL. He put out two icons.

ND: Icons? Ain't that a different federation?

DT: Oh, uh sorry.

ND: We only have seen Chris Christ shortly tonight. He mostly was in his lockerroom with Michelle Heart. I heard they had some kind of arguement or discussion earlier on.

DT: He's probly just afraid to get out here. I mean just look at it, he lost to Blade two weeks in a row and now MacBeth is in the match aswell. Thats gonna be real hard for Christ to keep his title.

ND: Naaaaa.

(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.

"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...

"ENTER MACBETH"

MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him and she carries THE sledgehammer. The camera zooms in on the sledgehammer and it shows that there is still blood on it. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more).

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat. He takes off his trench coat on his way down the aisle).

(At that moment "Ballbreaker" by AC/DC starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ and Michelle Heart appear from behind the curtains. They come out and the people start to boo them right away. Christ makes a handsignal to the boos and then even shows the crowd the finger. This only leads to more boos from the crowd. Christ smirks and points to his Universal Title and the two continue their way to the ring).

(We see that Christ has a cast around his left arm and that he asks for a microphone. He gets the mic and he stands on the outside with Michelle Heart right next to him).

Chris Christ: Auburn Hills, Michigan. What a place to "NOT" compete!!

(The crowd starts to boo).

Chris Christ: As you can see (he lifts his left arm up), I am badly injured and I won't be able to wrestle tonight.

(The crowd boos some more).

Chris Christ: Michelle convinced me to show up so I could speak to my many, many fans. She also convinced me to not compete in this match. Hey, I wanted to, but I can't risk my health, now can I. So people, I know its gonna be hard for you coz now you have to watch Blade and MacBeth as the Main Event and trust me I know how boring thats gonna be.

ND: Haha, the guy is so funny!

Chris Christ: So Blade, MacBeth good luck and maybe we can fight for the Universal Title another time, ok.

(The crowd boos Christ and we see that Chris Christ walks over to the commentators and he takes a seat next to Neil Down. Michelle Heart says something into Jay Blue's ears and he gets up from his seat and Michelle takes a seat there).

DT: What are you doing Christ?

Chris Christ: I just told everyone. I won't be able to wrestler, so instead I am gonna join the two of you.

ND: YEAHHH!!!

DT: God, no!!

Chris Christ: I can still use my right arm, so you better shut the hell up Dean.

DT: Yeah, right. Real convincing speech you had out there, but you don't fool me Christ. You are just too chicken to fight.

ND: Hey, don't say that to The Messiah!

Chris Christ: You heard the man.

(Christ polishes his Universal Title belt and then looks at the ring and notices that Blade and MacBeth are staring at him).

Chris Christ: Uhmm....ring the bell please.

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match begins and Blade and MacBeth don't take the time to feel out the opponent. They are going at it right from the start. Fists are thrown back and forth and none of the two is getting the advantage at this stage. They brawl from one corner to the next one. Blade then connects with a big right hand, but MacBeth counters with a big right one himself. Blade then with three fast punches to the head and he grabs MacBeth by the head and does a snappmare. Blade holds on to the headlock and tries to choke MacBeth.

ND: MacBeth struggles to get out of that headlock and he manages to reach the ropes and the referee makes Blade break the choke. Blade lets go and signals that he didn't mean to choke him. The referee nodds and Blade charges in on MacBeth, but hits him with an elbow. MacBeth then grabs Blade and does his side Russian legsweep. While Blade is down MacBeth kicks him to the knee, the injured knee to be specific. Blade tries to fight the pain, but the expression on his face shows that his knee is still not 100% better.

Christ: Yeah, go for the knee, hurt that knee.

DT: MacBeth pulls Blade to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Blade comes off and MacBeth grabs him and does a firemans carry!! MacBeth then throws Blade into the ropes for another time, but this time Blade ducks the arm and goes into the opposite ropes. He comes off and does a running boot to take MacBeth to the mat!! MacBeth is down and out and Blade places his boot to MacBeths throat and starts to choke him. What is it with Blade and choking tonight. He really has it in for MacBeth, but then again who blames him. MacBeth did put his brother into the hospital. MacBeth is a sicko.

ND: The referee is counting and after 5 he makes Blade break the choke. Again Blade signals that he didn't mean to choke MacBeth.

Christ: Yeah right, he always does that little act. See, the ref believes him, but when I do it, they call it cheating.

ND: Blade pulls MacBeth up to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Blade grabs him and executes a spinebuster!!! He lifts MacBeth up from the mat right away and drags him over to the corner. Blade then starts to ramm MacBeths's head into the topturnbuckle. ..1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8.....9.....10.... Blade stops and he throws MacBeth into the opposite corner!! MacBeth goes in hard and Blade doesn't wait one second and charges in right after. But ooooh MacBeth saw it coming and he sticks out his elbow and Blade flies in face first.

DT: Blade staggers backwards and MacBeth comes in and takes him to the canvas with a flying shouldertackle!!! MacBeth gets up and he stomps Blade to his knee again. MacBeth then hooks in a figure four leglock and works on that hurt knee some more!!! And Blade is absolutely feeling that!! It hurts, it bloody damn hurts. I've been there, I know whats it like.

Christ: What? You also been a wuss like Blade?

ND: Hahaa!!

DT: You two are pathetic.

ND: MacBeth still has that figure four leglock on Blade and the ref is checking on Blade. But he's is not giving up. And he's trying to reverse it, Blade is trying to reverse the figure four leglock...and.....he does it....Blade reverses it into a sharpshooter!!! But his knee hurts to bad to hook that submission hold in for long and he has to let go off it. Blade gets up and limps over to the ropes. MacBeth comes in and he grabs Blade and sends him into the ropes. Blade comes off and MacBeth grabs him and ...does a rolling piledriver!!! And MacBeth holds on to Blade and ....he does another rolling piledriver!!! Good God!!! And .....he does another one!! Thats 3RD DEGREE!!!......And MacBeth is going for the cover right now, ...1................................................2...............................but Blade kicks out of it.

DT: Oooooh Blade then rolls up MacBeth and goes for the cover himself, but MacBeth kicks out of it now. Blade picks MacBeth up and turns him around and does a backslide for the cover, ...1.................................2.....................but again MacBeth kicks out of it. Blade picks MacBeth up again, but then it is MacBeth with a small package and now it is him again to go for the cover, but he also only gets a two count. Man, this can go either way here!! MacBeth and Blade now both back to their feet again and the crowd shouts it out. They then circle eachother again for a couple of seconds.

ND: They tie up and MacBeth knees Blade to the chestarea. He then whips Blade, but Blade reverses the whip and sends MacBeth hard into a corner. MacBeth flies in backfirst and comes out a few steps from that big blow. Blade grabs him and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!..... Blade then into the ropes and comes off for a knee drop!!! But ooooh that wasn't too smart!! He hurt his own knee with that. He was too confident there!! That can happen. MacBeth takes advantage of the situation and he dropkicks Blade to the knee. MacBeth then rolls to the outside and Jezebelle hands a steelchair over to him. MacBeth rolls back into the ring and goes over to Blade.

DT: MacBeth swings the chair and ...WHAMMMMMM....he hits in the head with it!! But it looks like Blade didn't even feel it!!! He didn't even feel it!!! And Blade pushes MacBeth backwards into a corner and he jumps on the bottom ropes and starts to punch MacBeth in the head. But MacBeth counters and he pushes Blade off of him and Blade falls backwards into the middle of the ring. But Blade screams out "FUCKING DIE" and he jumps back up again and gets on the bottom ropes again and starts to punch MacBeth in the head again. But for a second time MacBeth pushes Blade off again!!!

ND: And now Blade screams even louder "I SAID FUCKING DIE!" and he gets back on the ropes and punches on MacBeth. The referee then wants to put a stop to this and he gets Blade down off the ropes and he then check on MacBeth his condition. While the referee is checking on MacBeth we see that Jezebelle got on the apron and she climbs on a topturnbuckle now. Blade turns to her and ....HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOPROPE BY JEZEBELLE AND SHE TAKES BLADE TO THAT MAT!!! Holy Shit!!! ...Jezebelle rocks the world!!

Chris Christ: What a woman!!

(Christ then slowly turns his head towards Michelle Heart to see if she heard what he said, and oh yes she heard what he said. She has a typical female look on her face that you rather don't see).

Chris Christ: Ok, I'll be quiet as of now.

DT: MacBeth now pushes the referee away from him and he goes over to Blade and picks him up. He lifts Blade up and ...FINAL ATONEMENT!!!....That could be the end of Blade!!....MacBeth for the cover, ....1.....................................................2................................but a kickout by Blade!!! MacBeth hits his fist to the mat, but then he focusses again and picks Blade up and throws him into the ropes. But Blade holds on to them. MacBeth comes charging in, but Blade sees it coming and he backdrops MacBeth over the toprope to the outside!!!

ND: MacBeth fell to the outside and Blade takes a few deep breaths and then rolls himself to the outside aswell. He then picks up MacBeth and plants his fist into his forehead. Blade hits MacBeth again and stumbles backwards. It now looks like they are moving up towards the aisle. Blade with numerous right hands that sent MacBeth further and further backwards. They now are already halfway down the aisle!! Blade grabs MacBeth and .....FULL NELSON SLAM TO THE CONCRETE!!!....Holy shit, thats gotta hurt!!! MacBeth is down and out now, but Blade is not stopping it.

DT: He kicks MacBeth in the head for 5 times now, until he pulls him to his feet again. He then throws into the guardrail. Blade comes charging in on MacBeth, but oooohhhh MacBeth sidesteps him and Blade flies into the guardrail!!! MacBeth shakes the pain off and he grabs Blade and plants a fist to his forehead. He then lifts Blade up and drops him facefirst into the guardrail.

Chris Christ: I hope he got dental insurence.

DT: Do you?

Chris Christ: Yes I do.

DT: Then what kind of stupid joke was that?

Chris Christ: Hey, you are not talking to Neil Down here, I am the Universal Champion. Some respect here please.

DT: MacBeth then hands out several right ones and the two wrestlers are almost near the ring again. MacBeth then rolls Blade back into the ring and climbs in too. He picks up Blade and throws him into the ropes. Blade comes off and MacBeth with a drop toe hold. MacBeth turns Blade around and goes for the cover, ......1..................................................................2..................................but a kickout by Blade. MacBeth then goes over to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He then dives off for an elbow drop and he hits it on Blade!! He goes for another cover, ...1...................................2....................but another kickout by Blade.

ND: MacBeth pulls Blade to his feet and he throws a right one. He then irish whips Blade into the ropes, he comes off but he ducks the arm, stops behind MacBeth and DDT's him to the mat!!! Blade then hangs into the ropes to recover. When MacBeth is getting back up again, Blade charges in on him with a....flying bulldog!!!.....Blade turns MacBeth around and goes for the pin, ...1................................................................2..........................but MacBeth kicks out. Blade picks MacBeth up again and throws him into the ropes again. MacBeth comes off and Blade grabs him and he signals for the BLADE RUNNER!!

DT: But at that moment Jezebelle climbs on the apron again and she's shouting at Blade!! Blade lets go off MacBeth and goes over to the apron and wants grab Jezebelle. He grabs Jezebelle by the hair and drags her over the toprope into the ring!! But before he can do more damage it is MacBeth who turns Blade around and kicks him into the gut and he lifts him up for ...DEICIDE......But ooooooooh......Blade manages to push MacBeth off of him. MacBeth goes into the ropes and he comes off and this time Blade kicks him into the gut and ....BLADE RUNNER!!!

ND: This time he did it!! The Blade Runner!! Nobody gets out of that one!! ...Blade goes for the cover and. .....1.............................................................2........................................................3............HE WINS IT!!!... Blade has just defeated MacBeth!!

DT: What a victory for Blade. He really has been doing it lately, he beat them all.

Chris Christ: But he's no Universal Champion, haha.

DT: But only coz you are too chicken to put your title on the line.

ND: Hey, stop it!!

(Blade raises his hands in the air and he says into the camera "This is for you bro (meaning Chris Lemke his brother Exile)".).

(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The President gets alot of bad reactions as he walks down the aisle to ringside. He is holding a black sportsbag in his right hand and in his left hand he is holding a microphone. He reaches the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it. He then looks at Blade who's standing in a corner, he then looks at Chris Christ who's still sitting at the commentators desk. And he then looks at MacBeth, a member of The Executive. Cazzo then kneels down next to MacBeth and checks if he is ok. Cazzo then gets back up again and takes the word).

Prez Cazzo: Once again I am here to congratualate someone.

DT: This time it has to be Blade!!

Prez Cazzo: I want to congratualate.....MACBETH!!....

DT: Not again!!! Why MacBeth??

Prez Cazzo: I want to congratualate MacBeth because he is the number one contender for the Universal Title.

DT: HE IS??? But what about Blade??

(Blade looks at Cazzo with an angry look on his face).

Prez Cazzo: Wow, wow wait a minute Blade. Don't overreact too quickly. Next week at SURVIVOR MacBeth is gonna fight in the Main Event against the Universal Champion. ....HE'S GONNA FIGHT .....YOU BLADE.....

ND: WHAT!!!!!

(Chris Christ gets up from his desk now and looks shocked whats going on in the ring).

Prez Cazzo: Because Blade, you won tonights match and I have something for you.

(Cazzo opens the black sportsbag that he carried to the ring. He zips it open and he takes a titlebelt out of the bag. He then holds the titlebelt into the air and hands it over to Blade).

Prez Cazzo: This, Blade is the new Universal Title!! And I want you to be the first one to receive it!!

ND: What???!!!??? This can't be real!!!

(Chris Christ is now furious about what he has just seen. He takes off his Universal Titlebelt and holds it up into the air).

Prez Cazzo: Yes, Chris, thats yours. And don't loose it will you, that one is yours.

DT: What the hell? I don't get it. What does this all mean? Does this mean that there are two Universal Titles? Does this mean that there are two Universal Champions? I think it does.

ND: Hah, I told you that Christ would still be the Universal Champion after tonight!!

Prez Cazzo: Next week at SURVIVOR Blade will defend his Universal Title against MacBeth in a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH!!!

(The crowd cheers).

Prez Cazzo: And the special referee in that match is none other than Universal Champion Chris Christ.

DT: Oh man, this confuses me more every second. So it is really true then? We have two Universal Champions. That just can't be real, can it? Thats insane.

ND: Well they both got a titlebelt, and Cazzo said it, so it has to be that way.

DT: Freaky. But so there you have it the Main Event for next weeks PPV Survivor.

Prez Cazzo: Besides that I can only advice all of you to tune it next week for Survivor because its gonna be one hell of a show!! With a very special surprise.

DT: Special surprise? What does he mean by that?

Prez Cazzo: All I can say is two words for that.......BIG UNIT!

DT: BIG UNIT??? BIG UNIT?? Don't tell me that that is what I think it is.

ND: I don't know Thornton. But if its true than we got chaos on our way.

Chris Christ: What or who the hell is Big Unit? And who cares anyway, I am still the Universal Champion, I think, and next week I will be refereeing the Main Event at Survivor!!