INSURGENCE RESULTS

Date: 11h August 2002
Place: Los Angeles
Arena: Staples Center


A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…DEICIDE .....Sign Off .....Darkest Hour… Kata-Clutch.....Blade Runner..... Deadly by Design… Gavel… GoldDigger.....Danger Driver…

Championship

...Executive Title.....Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…MacBeth ....Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Strait Hate .......New Evolution .....Sean Corvik.......Blade...…Johnathan Cable… Powerhouse .....Travis Cage Rage….....

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Insurgence


Dean Thornton: I am Dean Thornton, welcome to Insurgence! Here from the Staples Center.

Neil Down: And I am Neil Down and the first thing we are gonna do is look back at last week. I noticed "some other federation" does this too so we are also gonna do a flashback now. Let's go back in time.

Flashback to last weeks Insurgence

(We come back from the commercials and we go to our commentators Neil Down and Dean Thornton).

DT: Its Main Event time right now. Oh yes.

ND: Gonna be huge.

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes out together with The Executive. We see Prez Cazzo, MacBeth, Strait Hate and Thorn, who is still looking hurt from his match earlier on. All 4 walk to the ring while the crowd boos them like hell).

DT: Why is he here again? Didn't he do enough for one night?

ND: Probly not, Thornton.

(Prez Cazzo, MacBeth, Strait Hate and Thorn have all climbed into the ring by now and Cazzo takes a mic and starts to talk).

Prez Cazzo: We, The Executive, are here to reach out a hand. We wanna be so extremely generous, ...uhm excuse me Strait...I mean we wanna be sohardcore generous and reach out The Executive's hand to Drake Laps!!

(The crowd cheers by heering Laps his name).

Prez Cazzo: Drake Laps. I ask you to come out right now and show yourself and accept our invitation into The Executive. Come on out and make us proud!!

(Then the lights go out and Face down by Monster Magnet starts to play. Moments later we see that The Big Unit, Powerhouse and Rage come out and they appear on the top of the ramp).

Prez Cazzo: Oh noo. I ask for Drake Laps and who do I get? Ernie & Bert. Thank you Jezus. What is it that you want?

Powerhouse: What we want? What we want? What we want is not the question. What we are gonna get, thats the question!!

(The crowd cheers).

Travis Cage 'Rage': And we're gonna get it before this night is over!!!

Prez Cazzo: A little patience now guys. As far as I know you are scheduled a little later tonight. So the two of you better walk out because you are ruining some precious air time right now.

Powerhouse: Why you little piece of shit!!!

(Prez Cazzo turns to MacBeth and Strait Hate).

Prez Cazzo: Who are these guys?

(MacBeth stands there without moving while Strait lifts his shoulders up like he doesn't know).

Prez Cazzo: Sure whatever you say Big or Unit or however I have to name you. What I really want right now is to see Drake Laps. ....I am gonna count till three and then I want to see you Laps. Coz otherwise it could really turn into something bad for you boy.

1.....

2.....

3.....

(At that moment the Cazzotron comes on and we see Drake Laps walking next to Exile and Joe Johnson on IWF's Lightning).

ND: WHAT THE HELL???

DT: He jumped ship!! Drake Laps has left and went to the IWF!!!

(Prez Cazzo has a look of shock on his face. He cannot believe what he is seeing right now. He sees Laps together with Exile and Joe Johnson and Blade on IWF's show Lightning that is also taking place at this moment. The Cazzotron then zooms in on IWF's President Iceman. Iceman has a smile on his face after seeing Cazzo's reaction).

Cazzo: ICEMAN!!!!

Iceman: Joe Johnson!

Cazzo: ICEMAN!!!!

Iceman: Exile!

Cazzo: ICEMAN!!!!

Iceman: Blade!

Cazzo: BLOODY ICEMAN!!!

Iceman: Drake Laps!

Cazzo: WHAT IN SATAN'S NAME ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE ICEMAN??? ARE YOU TRYING TO F*#K ME FROM TWO SIDES??? FROM ONE END BY STEALING MY WRESTLERS AND FROM THE OTHER END BY TRYING TO RUIN THE EWCL FROM THE INSIDE BY SENDING POWERHOUSE AND RAGE OVER HERE!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO DO? COZ IT LOOKS MIGHTY MUCH LIKE IT.

Iceman: What am I trying to do? I'm building an empire Cazzo. The men that stand out here in this ring on IWF Lightning....LIVE IN SACREMENTO, CALIFORNIA!

*We hear the IWF Crowd Cheer.*

Iceman: These men are here because they chose to be here. I welcomed them with open arms.

Cazzo: BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME ICEMAN. ALL YOU ARE TRYING TO DO IS BOOST THE IWF UP. AND YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY TO BOOST IT UP, IS BY GETTING EWCL WRESTLERS. YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE THE TOP AND THAT YOU COULDN'T DO IT WITH YOUR OWN IWF WRESTLERS. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? GOOD LUCK WITH THAT BRADY BUNCH YOU GOT OVER THERE. GOOD LUCK WITH JOE "CAZZO SCREWED ME" JOHNSON, CHRIS "THE NOT SO OBJECTIVE COMMISSIONER" LEMKE AND WITH DRAKE "ONE DAY I FLY AWAY FROM THE EWCL" LAPS!!! YOU CAN F#$KING HAVE THEM. I DON'T NEED THEM, THE EWCL CAN MISS THEM LIKE SHIT!!! THE EWCL ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER. WE GET RID OF THE TRASH AND YOU MY FRIEND CAN HAVE THE LEFTOVERS. OH AND ICEMAN.....IWF SUCKS!!

Iceman: IWF sucks? Coming from you Cazzo.....I'm not going to take too much offense to that. Look at your EWCL Cazzo! People like Loki.....Nick Dangerous who were signed by the IWF at times before beginning their EWCL Careers. And now you pick up the TWO HAS-BEENS.....Powerhouse and Rage......and you expect them to bring you anywhere? Powerhouse and Rage were big-time players at a time.....I will admit that. But it took them only a year into their IWF Careers to show HOW WORTHLESS THEY HAVE BECOME. The ICON WRESTLING FEDERATION AND YES....EVEN THE EXTREMELY CRAPPY WRESTLING LEAGUE HAVE NO USE FOR THEM ANYMORE. I THINK IT IS FOR YOU CAZZO....AND THE REST OF THE WORLD TO REALIZE CAZZO......THAT IT IS YOU...THE EWCL THAT IS THE DUMPING GROUNDS FOR THE IWF'S SH*T!

Cazzo: YOU THINK THAT THE IWF IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE EWCL? YOU REALLY THINK THAT, DON'T YOU? WELL, YOU BETTER PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, ICEMAN!!! HOW ABOUT SEPTEMBER 1ST? HUH, ARE YOU FREE THEN? GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO? COZ WHY NOT HAVE A PPV.....IWF VERSUS EWCL, LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW???

(The crowd erupts after hearing Cazzo say that).

Iceman: September 1st huh? Fine. You picked the time....but now I pick the place. IWF SLASH EWCL "WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE" WILL AIR LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW FROM THE MOST FAMOUS WRESTLING ARENA IN THE WORLD.......THE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN IN NEW YORK CITY!

Cazzo: DEAL!!!

Iceman: So then I guess I'll see you there. I hope your boys are ready.

Cazzo: Oh and Laps!! You better not use your nickname "The Highflying Miracle" coz it's an EWCL brandname. Every time you use that name in the IWF, Iceman is gonna feel it in his wallet.

(Cazzotron fades out and Iceman and the IWF continue with their show on the other channel).

ND: Holy crappers!! So we are gonna have a PPV against the IWF!!!

DT: Who would ever believed that something like that was gonna happen. And it's gonna take place in less than a month. I hope the world is ready for this!!!

When Worlds Collide

End of flashback. DT: There you have it, a quick reminder of what happend last week and whats gonna happen on September 1st.

ND: It's gonna be huge Thornton!! Real huge!!

DT: I gotta agree with that. It makes all of us wonder who will square off against who on "When Worlds Collide".

ND: I know.

DT: Now let us focus on tonight first. First let me say that the Spanish announceteam has a special guest announcer all night as Jose Jose is joining them tonight. Furthermore in total we have 6 matches in store for you. The Main Event is a tagmatch between MacBeth and Nick Dangerous of The Executive against Chris Christ and Jerry Campbell. That promises to be one hell of a match. All four of them made very clear that the only thing they want is a win here. Especially a week before the next EWCL PPV.

ND: The Messiah is back in action again!!! Oh yeah!! After what Dangerous did to him. And he's teaming up with a fine young man.

DT: Hmm I thought you referred to Jerry Campbell as "that rat" lately?

ND: Uh ....Really? Are you sure? I don't remember any of that.

DT: Sure whatever you say Down.

ND: Other matches we are gonna see are Eleven vs. Chris Outcast, Loki versus Aaron Gold, Amazing Alex Addams against Jay Masters and Johnathan Cable taking on The Punisher.

DT: And don't forget the match for the tagteamtitles between Strait Hate and Thorn against The Big Unit, Powerhouse and Rage.

ND: Oh haven't you heard yet?

DT: No...what?

ND: Oooh you never?!?!....Welll nevermind then and I won't ruin the surprise for you then.

DT: What is it?

ND: Nope, not gonna tell!

DT: Common tell me.

ND: Nope, not gonna tell!!

(slap-ouch).

ND: NOW I"M REALLY NOT GONNA TELL!!!

DT: You are such an idiot you know that.

(At that moment "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. He is wearing a black suit and black trademark black sunglasses).

ND: Nodd your head.

DT: What?

ND: The black suits coming.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Get real Down. This isn't a movie!!

(Prez Cazzo makes his way to the ring. He uses the ringsteps to climb into the ring and he then takes the mic from ringannouncer Jay Blue).

Prez Cazzo: Thank you Jay. You're doing a fine job. Way better than that IWF ring announcer Johnny Timmer. (He pads Jay Blue on the shoulder and chuckles).

(The Crowd starts to boo).

Prez Cazzo: But there are some people that I'm sure you dislike even less than me. The kind of people that are the lowest of the lowest. The people that do something when you least expect it. Who do I mean? I mean.....people who jump ship...aka....TRAITORS!!!...... aka Joe Johnson, Exile, Drake Laps and Blade!!!

(The crowd boos when they hear those names of the former EWCL fanfavorites).

(Cazzo tries to play on the crowds emotions and continuous his speech).

Prez Cazzo: It's always hard when "friends" stab you in the back, ain't it. I've seen it happen many times before. But not as cruel as it happend now. ....See, it also hurts for me. I've also been stabbed in the back by wrestlers that I called my sons. All I did was care for their careers and their families. Thats all I did, and what do I get in return?? A big fat knife in my back!! Thats what I get.......But I can deal with that, thats the kind of things that you know happen when you are a President.......Something thats 10 times worse is that all of those so called fan favorites just walk out of ..YOU...like that!!! ....They just let all the fans standing in the cold and left to join the competition!!....Is that the way to treat your fans? ...I don't think so!!!......Therefore people, I and my Executive will do everything to destroy those traitors. And most of all the man who's behind all of it. ......ICEMAN!!!

(The crowd boos after hearing that name).

Prez Cazzo: Iceman is gonna feel it. Oh yeah he's gonna feel it for sure. On September 1st at "When Worlds Collide" he's gonna be the first one to feel what a big mistake he made to mess with Cazzo and the EWCL.

(The Crowd cheers).

Prez Cazzo: But nooooo, you don't have to wait till September 1st. And neither do those traitors and Iceman. We of The Executive take charge right away!!! Put it on boys!!....

DT: What?

(The CazzoTron comes on and we see IWF's Lightning that takes place in Anaheim. We see the commentators Michael Carter and Roger Harris sitting at their desk).

Michael Carter: Well folks, in a moment, we will witness our first match on the card......

*All of a sudden, we hear the crowd start to boo*

Roger Harris: What's going on Michael?!

Michael Carter: There is apparently something going on in the crowd........

Roger Harris: WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S NOT JUST SOMETHING!

Michael Carter:Your right Roger.....it's not! THAT IS EWCL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, MACBETH!

Roger Harris: What the hell is he doing on Lightning?!

*MacBeth hops over the guardrail and he slides into the ring. He raises his arms arrogantly and the crowd's boos get louder. The Ring Announcer, Johnny Timmer who is in the ring, drops the microphone and he gets out of the ring. MacBeth smiles and he walks over to the corner to pick up the microphone.

Michael Carter: These IWF Fans don't like MacBeth at all......

Roger Harris: He's the competition MICHAEL!

*MacBeth picks up the microphone and he walks to the middle of the ring. He looks up to the crowd and he speaks.

MacBeth: Is that any way to treat your FORMER INTERNET CHAMPION?!

*The Crowd Boos.

MacBeth: It's shocking how two faced the IWF Fans actually are. A few months ago....you guys LOVED ME.

*The Crowd Boos.

MacBeth: The Blud were the hottest stable going in this business!

*The Crowd Boos.

MacBeth:But then I realized......that I was better than the Icon Wrestling Federation.

*The Crowd starts up an "asshole" chant.

MacBeth: So I went over to the company that is going to be kicking the IWF'S ASS ON SEPTEMBER FIRST.........THE EWCL!

*The Crowd lets out a loud chorus of boos.

MacBeth: YOU PEOPLE DON'T THINK SO?! WELL, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I AM ISSUEING A CHALLENGE TO ANY ONE OF YOU IWF ASSHOLES IN THE BACK TO COME OUT HERE AND REMOVE ME FROM THIS RING.

*The Crowd starts to boo and MacBeth waits. After a few seconds, no one comes out.

MacBeth: What the hell is this? NO CHALLENGERS?!

*At that split second, "Down Below" by The Buzzhorn hits and the Crowd goes wild! At that moment, Drake Laps walks up onto the ramp and he exchanges a cold stare with MacBeth. Then all of a sudden, Drake Laps runs up the ramp! The Crowd goes wild as Drake Laps slides into the ring. As he gets into the ring, MacBeth begins to stomp him and the crowd boos. MacBeth allows Drake to get up.

Michael Carter: HEY!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS NOW?!!!! THAT IS NICK DANGEROUS AND JEZEBELLE! NICK DANGEROUS AND JEZEBELLE HAVE COME FROM THROUGH THE CROWD! NICK DANGEROUS HAS A HOCKEY STICK AND JEZEBELLE HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER!

Roger Harris: WHERE IS SECURITY?!

*Nick Dangerous quickly slides into the ring and he cracks Drake Laps over the head with the hockey stick! The stick breaks in two and Drake falls to the floor. The Crowd Boos as Nick Dangerous and MacBeth pick up Drake Laps and hold him.

Michael Carter: WHAT A HEINOUS ATTACK BY THESE EWCL GOONS!

Roger Harris: NOW LOOK MICHAEL! JEZEBELLE HAS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!

Michael Carter: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! OH! JEZEBELLE WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER AND DRAKE LAPS IS HURT OUT HERE IN THE RING!

*All of a sudden, the cameras cut backstage and there is a forklift parked in front of the IWF's main locker room.

Michael Carter: Look at this! These guys had it all planned out! Those guys can't come down to help!

*Then the camera switches to the Icons' locker room which is also blocked off.......as well as the Team Better Than You locker room. However, we switch to The Uprising's Locker Room and the door is not blocked off.

Michael Carter: Look at this folks! HERE COMES EXILE, JOE JOHNSON AND BLADE RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING! As they slide in the ring, the members of the EWCL quickly exit the ring and they begin to back track up the aisle way. They stop and look back at Exile and his group who are checking on their comrade, Drake Laps. Blade runs over and grabs a spare microphone from Johnny Timmer. He gives the mic to Exile.

MacBeth: Is there something you want to say to me f**ker?

Exile: Your an asshole........

MacBeth: So i'm an asshole now huh?

Exile: Yeah.....your an asshole.

MacBeth: You know Chris......i've been thinking about you.....and how you are the Commissioner of the IWF now......and I have come to see that you might not have that SPARK you once had anymore.

Exile: Are you f**king kidding me? MacBeth.......I could beat you back when I was with EWCL........and I am damn well sure I can beat you now.

*The Crowd Cheers.

MacBeth: Your damn well sure? Well......how about you prove it to me on September First?

*The Crowd Cheers.

MacBeth: That's right Lemke.......You against me......One On One.......we'll see who the man is.

Exile: YOUR ON F**KER!

*The Crowd goes wild!

Michael Carter: OH MY GOD FOLKS! THE FIRST MATCH FOR THE IWF SLASH EWCL PAY PER VIEW, "WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE" HAS BEEN BOOKED! EXILE AGAINST MACBETH!

*MacBeth laughs and he signals for Jezebelle and Nick Dangerous to back up further down the rampway.

MacBeth: And since your so confident.....how about you walk up this ramp and face me RIGHT NOW!

*The Crowd Cheers as the members of The Uprising begin to walk....Exile tells them to back off and he jumps out of the ring himself! He meets MacBeth in the aisle way...but Nick Dangerous and Jezebelle rush over and they pound on Exile! The Crowd Boos and then the members of the Uprising minus Drake Laps who is now being helped out by EMTs in the ring.....jump out of the ring and run up the ramp! The crowd cheers and at this moment, the three members of the EWCL jump over the guard rail and they begin to leave through the crowd. The Crowd Boos as they begin to leave through the crowd and the members of the Uprising tend to Exile. The Camera fades to black as we go to commercial.

*After commercial, we see MacBeth, Nick Dangerous and Jezebelle running through the parking lot. There is a parked limo with the door open waiting for them. They hop in and close the door. The limo quickly speeds away as the EWCL Superstars head to EWCL Insurgence.

(The CazzoTron fades out and we go back to Prez Cazzo).

Prez Cazzo: Now thats what I call taking charge and taking care of business!!! Thats what The Executive stands for!!.......I REST MY CASE!!! ....But I will be back later!!

(Cazzo drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and walks out of ringside).

DT: Wow, now thats something. The Executive showing up at Lightning and hurting Drake Laps like that. Unbelievable. This really is starting to look like a war.

ND: The PPV name says it right...."When Worlds Collide".


Eleven vs. Chris Outcast

DT: It's time to get to the action now. First match of the evening is the match between Eleven and Chris Outcast. Both wrestlers not going through the best times. Neither one of them has been showing their potential and thats one of the reasons that they have to start this card off.

ND: Don't be so polite Thornton. Just say that they screwed up lately and thats why they are the curtain jerkers of the evening.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Show some respect for the wrestlers please, will you.

ND: ....

DT: Eleven lost to Amazing Alex Addams last week and Chris Outcast lost to Jay Masters in the first ever Marathon Match. Now both men want to stop their losing streak.

(Enter Sandman starts to play and Eleven comes running out. Eleven gets a decent pop from the crowd. He makes his way to the ring and he slides in and climbs on the toprope).

(Come Down by Bush starts to play and Chris Outcast comes walking out alone. He's wearing a Legion shirt and the crowd boos him. The Legion aren't really the fan favorites anymore since they turned on G-Flem in his last match. Outcast shakes his head and he walks to ringside. He gets in the ring and stares at Eleven).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has started and Outcast and Eleven start to circle eachother. Outcast then grabs Eleven in a side headlock and throws his opponent into the ropes. Eleven comes off the ropes and Outcast hops over him when he comes off. Eleven goes into the ropes again and this time Outcast with a hiptoss that takes Eleven to the mat. Outcast picks Eleven up and he chops him to the chest several times. He follows that up with some shots to the head and he then throws Eleven into the ropes again. The sixteen year old comes off and Outcast wants to hop over him again, but this time Eleven counters and grabs him out of the air and turns it into a spinebuster!!

ND: Nice way to comeback by the kid. Eleven quickly in the ropes and he comes off and he does a sommersault and lands on Outcast. The highflyer goes to the corner and climbs to the second rope. He gets on it and he does a legdrop on Outcast. Eleven for the first cover of the match, ...1................................................2.................................but a kickout by Chris Outcast. Eleven grabs Outcast by the head and he kicks him into the midsection. He then throws Outcast into the ropes again. Outcast comes off and Eleven dropkicks him straight into the face.

DT: Eleven for the cover attempt again, but only a two count. Eleven pulls Outcast to his feet and he sends him into the ropes. This time Outcast comes off and he slides through Elevens legs, gets up behind him and ...SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!....Outcast rapidly lifts Eleven up and delivers a fishermans suplex!!! Outcast lets go off Eleven and starts to stomp down on him for a couple of times. Eleven tries to back off and he moves himself into a corner. Not sure if thats smart or not. Eleven now tries to use the turnbuckles to get back on his feet again.

ND: But Outcast grabs him by the arm and he irish whips him into the opposite corner....and Eleven flies in hard backfirst!!....Outcast charges in and he bodysplashes on top off Eleven!!!......Outcast follows that up with some more chops to the chest!!! ...Outcast takes a few steps back and Eleven falls face-first to the mat!! What a way to go!! ...The Legion member goes to the mat and he grabs Eleven and hooks in a crossface!! OOoooh boy, this could be it already!!! Eleven is in real pain and the referee is doing his thing and checking if Eleven wants to tap out or not!!

DT: But the kid is not gonna tap out here. With his legs he is trying to touch the ropes. He's real close to the corner so the ropes aren't too far away from him. ...He tries again and yes his feet touched the ropes. The referee has seen it and he makes Outcast break the crossface. Outcast gets back to his feet again and he pulls Eleven up and bodyslams him to the mat. He then picks him Eleven up again and he throws him into the ropes again. Eleven comes off and he ducks the forearm and ......ELEVEN RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER, CLIMBS ON THE TOPROPE AND DOES A SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE ON OUTCAST!!!

ND: Eleven hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ....1................................................2..........................................but somehow Outcast manages to kick out of that one!! Eleven pulls him up again and hands out a few right hands. He then throws Outcast into the ropes and when he comes off he does an armdrag takedown. Eleven holds on to the arm for about five seconds and then he lets go. Eleven lifts Outcast up and he sends him into the ropes once more. Eleven wants to backdrop Outcast, but The Legionairre sees it coming and he comes off and ...kicks Eleven to the head....He then grabs him and ....DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!..

DT: Outcast for the pin now, ....1................................................2.....................................but Eleven with a kickout. While Eleven is still layed out, Outcast gets up and he then delivers a kneedrop to Eleven's face. He's really working on his face hear tonight. First with that crossface, now with this. Intresting tactics. Outcast picks Eleven up now and he sends him into the ropes. Eleven comes off and it is Outcast with a clothesline and the kid goes down. Outcast follows up with a few more stomps to the head and midsection.

ND: Eleven is still down and Outcast goes to the corner and climbs to the toprope. He gets on top and he wants to dive off for a body splash. He dives off, but ooooohhh.....Eleven got up in the meantime and he moved out of the way in time!!! While Outcast is in pain after hitting the mat, Eleven goes to the toprope and he waits till Outcast is back on his feet......Outcast now is back up and he's still a bit stunned and he turns towards Eleven and .....RAGNA ROCK!!!....SPEAR OFF THE TOPROPE!!!.....Outcast is knocked out and Eleven is going for the cover and. ......1.................................................................2.............................................................3...............HE WINS IT!!!

DT: A real good win for the kid and he really needed this win.

ND: Everyone needs wins Thornton.

(Commercials).

Winner: Eleven


(note the following scene contains explicit language).

(We come back from the commercials and we see Prez Cazzo in his office talking to Strait Hate. We also see Monique sitting on the couch next to Prez Cazzo. She is reading a catalogue and not following the conversation).

Strait Hate: Hey boss, whats that crap you were telling the crowd about those traitors? Using words like "friends" and "sons". What the f&*k was that all about?

Prez Cazzo: Did they buy it?

Strait Hate: Who the f*&k?

Prez Cazzo: The crowd. Did they buy it?

Strait Hate: Yes, they f*&king did.

Prez Cazzo: Then my mission was accomplished. Hahahaa.

Strait Hate: Ahhh I see, f*&king clever dude.

Prez Cazzo: Always good to have the public behind you......But hey Strait now you are here. I have a proposition for you.

Strait Hate: For me? What the f*&k.

Prez Cazzo: Yes for you....Strait, you do moonsaults, you do highflying stuff. Now what about, now that Drake Laps jumped ship, we called you "THE HIGHFLYING MIRACLE"? Laps is not allowed to use that nickname since it is an EWCL brandname. So what about it Strait? What you say?

Strait Hate: F*&K.

(Scene fades out).


Loki vs. Aaron Gold

DT: Ok time for our second match. Time for Loki and Aaron Gold. Well what we said about Eleven and Chris Outcast, also can be said about Gold and Loki. They really need a win.

ND: Thats for sure. After losing the Extreme Title Aaron Gold has been losing his grip so it seems. He recently joined the Legion and it appears that he's getting back in the game again. But tonight will show if he really is back.

DT: On the other hand Loki also needs a victory. Lately it looked like he was more busy with that girl he knew from highschool.

ND: Oh you mean the one that humiliated him at the prom?

DT: uh....yeah. But don't rub it in like that.

ND: Hey at least he got to go to the prom.

DT: Why's that? Didn't you go to the prom?

ND: Well I was allowed. I was banned.

DT: Banned? Why?

ND: Well the day before the prom I was caught in the girls dressing room.

DT: uhuh.

ND: I got caught coz I fainted when I saw some boobies and bare asses.

DT: Some things never change do they. (referring to the MacBeth-Blade match where they went backstage and ended up in the womens dressing room and Neil Down passed out from seeing Silva and others naked).

ND: No comment.

DT: Yeah I bet.

ND: Now, earlier today, there was a little bit of a throw down in the back involving the Legion and... Well, we'll let everyone just see for themselves in the video we shot from earlier today.

DT: Tease...

(The scene cuts to a segment shot earlier today. Aaron Gold and Chris Outcast are in the back, doing some sort of interview with a radio station. The shot picks up at the end of the interview, as the radio group, and the wreslters exchange pleasantries and walk away from each other.)

Gold: Eh, that sucked... those radio people don't know how to conduct an interview...

(The two walk through a set of doors, and into a hallway, where a group of fans with backstage passes are.)

Outcast: Oh, sh*t..

(The two wrestlers walk right into the throng offans on accident, and the fans go wild, just o be in the presence of two TV stars, whether they hate them or not.)

Fan 1: HEY!! It's GOLD and OUTCAST!! Sign this!!

(Everyone starts thrusting their hands in the direction of the wrestlers, looking for signatures.)

Outcast: Look guys, we don't have the time to be hanging around here right now, so...

(Gold opt's for the direct approach.)

Gold: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!! WE AREN'T SIGNING ANY DAMN AUTOGRAPHS!!

(The crowd immediattely silences, and depressedley moves away from the two wrestlers. A smile of satisfaction crosses Aaron's face, as he watches the throng of people move away, ushered by one or two members of security.)

Gold: You see, Chris, you just have to be a little firm wit--

(Aaron turns around to walk away, but stops right before he runs into a stunning young lady.)

Woman: What, no autographs? Not even for me?

(The woman is wearing a tight blue shirt, that seems to be melded right to her huge, heaving, hilltop like breasts. Oh, and she has pretty eyes, too. Sure. Like anyone notices. The blonde haired lady looks up at the wrestler, and bats her eyes.)

Gold: Well...

(Before he can say another word, we hear a whistle cut through the air. The whistle ends abruptly with a loud crack, as a singapore cane is slammed hard against the forehead of Aaron Gold from out of nowhere.)

Woman: HOLY SH*T!!

(The woman runs for her life, as Thorn steps into the camera's view, holding the singapore cane. Aaron Gold goes down in a heap, knocked out from the shot. Chris Outcast quickly tackles Thorn before he can turn the cane on him. Chris Outcast and The Prime Time Champion start throwing blows at each other, and slam against the wall. Referees quickly flood the scene, splitting the two up. Outcast and Thorn begin to turn on the refs. Thorn punches one in the face, and canes another referee with a stiff shot from his kendo stick. Outcast slams a ref into the snack table nearby. The refs finally restrain the two with help from security.)

Thorn: THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERF*CKER!! YOU'RE IN THE SH*T NOW, BOY!!

OUTCAST: F*CK OFF, PUSSY!!

(The two continually try to get at one another, as refs and security drag them away. The camera goes to the floor, and zooms in on the face of Aaron Gold. Blood is beginning to course down his face from a cut above his eye, and the man is completely out cold. The video ends, and the scene goes back to the announce table.)

ND: Never a dull moment in the EWCL locker room... even BEFORE showtime!

DT: Yeah!! Now, who can I get the number of that hot b*cth from?!?!

ND: Either way, this attack from last week seems to have sprawled into this week, and the issue between Thorn and the Legion isn't over yet!

DT: I wonder if this is gonna have its affect on Gold in his upcoming match.

ND: Not sure.

(The lights dim as the opening chords to "Calm like a bomb" by Rage Against the Machine start playing through the arena. As the lead guitar comes crashing in a huge purple and green explosion lights up the entrance way and emerging from the smoke is Loki. Loki is standing dressed in black wrestling tights with purple and green flashes running down the legs wearing a sleeveless Black Loki T-shirt. Loki walks down to the ring barely noticing the crowd before sliding into the ring and pulling his t-shirt off and throwing it into the crowd. He then notices one particular female sitting in the front row. He female waves at Loki.).

DT: Hey talking about proms. Ain't that that girl Jennifer?

ND: It sure looks like her.

DT: What is she doing here?

ND: She probly wants a piece of Loki.

DT: ...

(Crufixy yourself by Fozzy starts to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. Gold wears a Legion shirt and he rides the bike off the ramp to the ring. Once he reaches ringside he circles the ring one time and he then stops and climbs off the bike. Gold uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and the match can start).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Gold comes in and ooooh Loki comes flying in and he does a headscissors takedown!!! Gold quickly to his feet, but he is overwhelmed by Loki who grabs him by the head and throws him into the corner. Loki climbs the bottom rope and starts to hammer his fist into Gold's forehead. ...1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9....10.... Loki steps off the ropes and Gold is stunned. Loki lifts Gold up on top off the toprope. Loki gets on aswell and he goes for a TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!..... But oooooh before he can do it, Gold gives him a headbutt and he pushes Loki off the toprope!!

ND: And Loki falls backfirst to the mat!!! What a fall there!! Loki was ready to end this match real fast, but Gold didn't want it that way. Gold tries to keep his cool and he leaps off the toprope and ...TOPROPE ELBOWDROP ON LOKI!!!.....Gold then rolls himself off of Loki and he gets to his feet and raises his hands in the air. The crowd only reacts with a "GOLD SUCKS" chant. Gold goes over to the ropes and slams his hands into the ropes, coz he doesn't like what the crowd is chanting.

DT: Gold then goes back over to Loki and he picks him up and throws a few right and left hands. He sends Loki into the ropes and when he comes off he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!! Now Gold goes for the cover, but Loki kicks out after two. Gold picks Loki up and he throws him into the ropes. But this time Loki holds on to the ropes!! Gold comes charging in right after, but Loki sidesteps him and Gold flies through the second and toprope to the outside!! Gold landed on the concrete and that must have been real painful. In the ring it is Loki who bounces himself into the opposite ropes and he comes off and ....SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE SECOND AND TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS ON GOLD!!!

ND: Loki is getting pretty good in doing those suicide dives!! But that also took alot out of Loki. ....However he is the first one to get back to his feet again. He climbs up and he drags Gold up and rolls him back into the ring again. Loki gets in aswell and he attempts the cover, ....1.......................................................2.........................but a kickout. Loki brings Gold to his feet and he starts to kick Gold to the midsection. That are some viscious kicks man!!! Gold staggers backwards and Loki comes running in on him and he takes Gold out with a flying forearm!!!

DT: Now that was cool!!! Loki for another cover, ...1................................................2............................but Gold kicks out again. Loki grabs Gold by the head, but oooooh lowblow by Aaron Gold!!! Gold lifts Loki up and he sets him up for his Career Ending Golddigger!!! But nooooo, Loki blocks it and backdrops Gold to the mat!!! Loki irish whips Gold, but this time Gold reverses the irish whip. Loki comes off the ropes and Gold with a karatekick!! But Loki grabs the leg!!! Loki wants to go for an offensive move, but Gold counters with an ...ENZIGUIRI!!!...

ND: Loki goes down and once again Gold raises his hands in the air. Gold picks Loki up and executes a german suplex. He then picks Loki up again and throws some right hands to his head. He then pushes Loki into the ropes and when he comes off he hits him with a big right hand. Loki stumbles backwards and Gold charges in and takes him out with a flying backelbow!!! Gold for the cover, but Loki ain't giving up and he kicks out after two. Gold is now going for the corner and he gets on the topturnbuckle. He then signals for his GOLDRUSH FROGSPLASH!!...He leaps off ......BUT LOKI LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!!

DT: And Gold flies straight into those knees!! Painful!!!! It won't be the first time that someone broke a rib with that move!! Loki crawls to the side and he grabs the ropes and gets back up. He then goes over to Gold and picks him up by the head. Some kicks to the gut are followed up by some uppercuts. He then sends Gold into the ropes and when he comes off Loki goes for a hurricanrana!! ANd he hits it!!! Great move there!!!....Loki for the cover, ....1................................................2.................................but a kickout by Aaron Gold. Loki gets back up.

ND: Loki then takes a few steps back and he waits till Aaron Gold is back on his feet. Gold gets back up and he turns towards Loki!! ....At that moment Loki comes charging in for a big spear!!...But oooooh Gold hops up in the last moment and ....LOKI FLIES CHESTFIRST INTO THE CORNER!!!.....LOKI STAGGERS OUT OF THE CORNER AFTER THAT COLLISION AND GOLD TURNS HIM AROUND AND ......CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....HE DID IT!!!......Gold going for the cover, he hooks the leg and. ......1................................................................2......................................................................3..........Gold gets the victory over Loki!!

DT: Gold is back in the game again!!

(Aaron Gold climbs out of the ring right away and he takes his bike and rides out of ringside. In the ring we see that Loki is slowly getting back up again. He looks to the crowd and at Jennifer and he then grabs a mic from ring announcer Jay Blue).

Loki: Jennifer could you come into the ring? I've got something I'd like to say.

(Jennifer makes her way over ringside escorted by a couple of security guards).

Loki: You coming back was really a surprise cause I honestly never thought I get the chance to see you again......

(Loki walks towards Jennifer).

Loki: You see the thing is that I never ever thought I'd have the chance to tell you this after all this time.

(Loki walks over to hug Jennifer as the crowd watch on).

Loki: YOU'RE DUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you seriously think I would take you back after what you did? Let's see how you like it? See you around.

(Loki leaves the ring leaving Jennifer crying in the center of the ring).

ND: Man, thats a bit cruel.

DT: He's only doing the same thing that she did to him years ago.

ND: Yeah, but someone needs to go into the ring and comfort Jennifer.

(Just as Neil Down gets up from his chair to go into the ring, we go to the commercials).

(Commercials).

Winner: Aaron Gold


Amazing Alex Addams vs. Jay Masters vs. #1 Prime Time Title

DT: Right now it is time for the match to determine the number one contender for the Prime Time Title. Who is it gonna be? Is it gonna be Amazing Alex Addams or Jay Masters? Who will face off against Thorn at the PPV?

ND: Addams is still undefeated so he is the favorite in this match. But you never know with Jay Masters, he is on a winning streak and really improving lately.

DT: Thats true allright. Like mostly it is hard to say who is gonna win. Now lets this thing started.

(At that moment Born as Ghosts by Rage Against The Machine starts to play and on the Cazzotron the logo appears of The Cyanide Syndicate. Amazing Alex Addams and Stryc-9 appear on the top of the ramp and the two start walking down the aisle to ringside. They reach the ring and Addams climbs in the ring).

(Hero by Chad Kroeger starts to play and "Everyone's hero" Jay Masters comes walking out from behind the curtains. The crowd goes in a frenzy and goes nuts when they see Masters. Masters raises his hands in the air and the crowd starts to chant "Hero....Hero....Hero". On his way to the ring he sees that a girl has a sign that says "You can be my Hero, baby". Masters smiles at her and he continues his way to the ring. He enters it and climbs on the second rope and the crowd goes nuts).

DT: One thing for sure though. Jay Masters is more loved by the fans.

ND: Yeah, but he is Everyone's Hero.

DT: True that.

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has officially started and Addams and Masters start to circle eachother. After 8 seconds they tie up and it is Addams who knees Masters to the stomache. Addams with some hard chops to the chest and he then throws Masters hard into the ropes. Masters comes off and it is Addams with a belly to belly suplex!! Stryc-9 is shouting at Addams to stay focussed. Addams only nodds his head and he grabs Masters and he slaps him in the face. Oooh thats not really nice. Addams with another series of right and left hands to the head and he then sends Masters into the ropes again. But this time Masters comes off for a spinning heelkick that takes the Amazing One down.

ND: Hehe...You just said The Amazing One Down.

(slap-ouch).

DT: Masters grabs Addams and he executes a suplex. He then does an elbow drop on Addams. Masters gets up and he does another elbow drop on Addams!! Masters gets up again and he does a third elbow drop on Addams!!! Masters then quickly hooks the leg and goes for the cover, but Addams kicks out of it right away. Addams and Masters both back up and they start to trade shots back and forth. It is Masters with a nice right one, but Addams counters that with a right one that sends Masters into the corner. Masters comes storming out of the corner, but ooooh Addams with a Lou Thesz press!!

ND: He lands on Masters and starts to hand out fist after fist like a madman!! Addams is really giving it to Masters now!! Good Godd!!! Even the referee is trying to stop Addams right now!! Can you believe it!! Addams finally climbs off of Masters, but he then places his boot to Masters his throat and starts to choke him. The referee makes the count till 5 and then makes Addams break. Addams doesn't give Masters a chance to get some air and he waistlocks him and does a belly to back suplex!!! Addams looks at Stryc-9, but his manager is quiet as everything is going good for The Amazing One.

DT: Addams picks Masters up and he irish whips him into a corner, but Masters reverses the whip and Addams flies into the corner himself!! Addams flies in hard backfirst!! He flies in so hard that he comes stumbling out of the corner again!! Masters grabs him and ...SIDEWALK SLAM!!!.....Masters then into the ropes and ....LIONSAULT.....Holy Crap!!!......Everyone's Hero for the cover, ....1...................................................................2...........................but a late kickout by Addams. Masters was almost the number one contender there. Masters picks Addams up and he hands out a right hand.

ND: Masters follows that up with lifting Addams up and executing an atomic drop!! Masters then grabs Addams by the left arm and he sends him into the ropes. Addams comes off and he ducks the arm. Addams then goes into the opposite ropes and he comes off for a flying clothesline that almost takes the head off of Jay Masters!! Man, I think Masters made a 360 there!! Did you see him fly. It's true what they say. All hero's can fly. Addams now goes for the ankle and he hooks in the anklelock. Masters cries it out from the pain and we see the referee asking if he wants to tap out. But he's not.

DT: Masters is trying to go for the ropes now. He tries to crawl over and he gets closer to them......and yesss after about 20 seconds he gets a hold of the ropes and the referee makes Addams break the anklelock. Addams pulls Masters to his feet and he kicks him to his hurt ankle. Masters is limping and Addams comes in and ..CRUXIFIX....The ref going for the count, ...1.........................................................2.............................but a kickout. Addams very close there to the win. Addams drags Masters over to the corner and he lifts him up. He sets Masters up and Addams gets on aswell. Addams grabs Masters by the tights and wants to superplex him.

ND: Addams tries to lift Masters, but Masters blocks it!! ....Addams tries again, but Masters blocks it again!! Masters then kicks Addams into the gut and ...FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!....What a revearsel by Masters!!! Masters rolls Addams on his back and he goes for the cover, ...1........................................................2...................................but Addams kicks out of it!! Masters goes to the toprope again and he signals for his Masters Slam!! A swantom bomb!! He dives off and ......HE MISSES!!!.....Addams rolled out of the way in the last second!! So close!! Addams now for the cover on Masters, ...1...................................................2.....................but Masters kicks out of it.

DT: Addams and Masters both up on their feet and Addams with some right hands. Masters then counters with a right hand of his own. The two start to get into a brawl right now. We then see that Addams throws Masters into the corner. Masters goes in hard and Addams comes charging in and ...BIG SPLASH on Masters!!! Hoyl Jeezus!!!....Addams then irish whips Masters into the opposite corner and ...Masters flies in hard again!!!...Addams rushes in right after, but ooooh this time Masters sticks his elbow out and Addams flies face first into the elbow.

(At that moment we see someone running out to ringside).

ND: Told ya!!

(Stryc-9 is cheering that person on).

DT: Its ...SILENCER!!...We have seen him in a promo that Alex Addams and Stryc-9 did!! I think this means he's part of The CYANIDE SYNDICATE!!!...

ND: Silencer slides into the ring. Turns Masters around, kicks him into the gut and .....THE SILENT SHOT!!!....AN IMPLANT DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!....Addams smiles at Silencer and the two shake hands. Silencer rolls out of the ring and Addams then goes for the cover on Masters. Just at that moment the referee gains back consciousness. He sees Addams covering Masters and starts to count. ...1...........................................................2........................................................3.........Amazing Alex Addams wins and he is the number one contender for the Prime Time Title.

DT: Alex Addams now picks up Masters and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Addams climbs on the second rope and he grabs Masters and ....PURE AMAZEMENT!!! LIKE A TOPROPE ACE CRUSHER!!! Holy Shit Masters won't be up for a while!!

ND: Thorn beware coz the Cyanide Syndicate is coming for you!!

(Commercials).

Winner: Amazing Alex Addams


(We come back from the commercials and the scene then cuts to the backstage area where Jerry Campbell is seen doing pull ups on a bar in his locker room. As the camera pans downward we see that his feet never actually leave the ground, but that doesn't matter. Chris Christ and Michelle then bursts into the locker room).

Jerry: HEY CHRIS! How's your wife and my kids?!

Christ: Jerry, lets get serious for a second here. I like goofin off as much as the next person but tonight we got to have our heads screwed on. Macbeth and Nick Dangerous will be out for blood and more if they can. I don't intend on letting them get that. So, one question, you got my back.....is that a tent I see?

Jerry: Yeah, I set it up for Michelle. I saw how much she liked it last time and figured she can stay here during our match! Moogatu: MMM yeah a pretty lady like her shouldn't be out there infront of all the violence!

Christ: Whatever. Look, I got this title right now but next week i'm defending it against Macbeth. I want to be able to walk into that match a fully fit man. I do not want to limp in and get carried out. Now, one question, you got my ba....Wait a second. I'm not leaving Michelle back here. She gonna be at ringside watching us win and I definetly wouldn't leave her with that stack of crap!

(Chris points at Moogatu).

Moogatu: I'm not crap! I have just as much stars as Jerry, especially in bed! Watch! (Moogatu then runs full speed at Michelle and starts to hump her leg.Chris tries dragging him off but he bites onto his ankle).

Christ: What the? Get this garden ornament off me Jerry!!

(Chris shakes his leg some more and eventually Moogatu lets go).

Christ: You little....

Jerry: CHRIS! Let him be. He's a frickin midget!

Christ: Jerry, you got my back tonight or not?

Jerry: Ouch, that hurts. Do you think I wouldn't have your back? I hate Macbeth and Dangerous just as much as you. I have your back...the question is, do you have mine? I hope we can put past fights behind us, I need to know Chris, will you be there for me to tag?

Christ: I got your back until end. We're aren't a team because Cazzo decided to put us together. We are a team because we can beat these two.

(Chris turns to leave but turns back before he does).

Christ: Oh, and I doubt you hate Macbeth half as much as I do Jerry, I doubt it alot!!

(And with that Chris and Michelle exit the locker room of Jerry Campbell).

Jerry: He's probly right Moog, but he has no clue for my hate towards Nick.

Moogatu: DUDE! I humped her leg!

Jerry: Yeah, that was pretty sweet. I just have to act mature around Chris. I wish I could hump her leg!

(With that said the scene fades back to ringside).


Johnathan Cable vs. The Punisher

DT: Ok, after that fine promo by Chris Christ and Jerry Campbell it is time for our next match. Up next is a match with some heat in it. We have Johnathan, one part of the Tagchamps The New Evolution. And he is gonna take on The Punisher, the leader of The Legion. The Legion have made a living hell out of The New Evolution the last couple of weeks. It was The Punisher, Gold and Outcast who took out Cable and Mystic at Survivor. It was more or less The Punisher who ruined Cable his chances to stay a double champion.

ND: But Cable lost his Extreme Title to Strait Hate at Survivor. Last week was the last chapter for now in the clash between The New Evolution and The Legion. Cable and Mystic beat Punisher and Gold, but after the match it was again The Legion who had the last word in it all. The Legion left The New Evolution laying knocked out in the ring again.

DT: Now tonight we have the first encounter between Cable and Punisher, one on one.

(The arena dims to black, and the first riffs of A Welcomed Burden by Disturbed begin to blast over the speakers. Blue and red spotlights flash and spin around the arena, flooding the audience with swirls of color. A blue streaming rocket blasts off from the metal stage and explodes in a cascade of blue sparks, showering the fans, and then a red one follows. Two more of each color blast fromt he stage one after the other, and then a massive explosion on the center of the stage flares bright blue fire. When the flames die down, there at the entrance stands Johnathan Cable. The speakers blare loud heavy metal thumping as several more blue firebombs explode to either side of Cable, and then begin to fire rapidly in a circle around him, until finally they trail down the center of the ramp leading Cable down to the ring. Johnathan Cable slides under the bottom rope and moves to the center of the ring, and snaps his arms quickly over his head as he screams to the crowd, and a set of blue rockets scream out of each of the corner posts, and explode over the fans in another shower of blue sparks. The spotlights twist into ablivion,and the sparks die down,and the lights come back up, fans cheering wildly in anticipation of the upcoming match).

(Freedom Fighter by Creed starts to play and The Punisher comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo the leader of The Legion. The Punisher and his whole new attitude start to make their way to ringside. The Punisher doesn't even look at the crowd. While he walks to the ring he stares at Cable. He reaches the ring and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Punisher has entered the ring and Cable waits for Punisher to come over to his side of the ring. Punisher moves over and the two start to trade fists back and forth. Cable gets the better of the exchange as he tries to whip Punisher into the ropes. Punisher counters by reversing the whip, getting in an arm-twist and levelling Cable with a clothesline. Punisher then goes to work with forearms to the back and the head of Cable. He has him near the ropes and takes advantage of this by putting his foot on the throat of Cable, choking him out and using the second rope for leverage.

ND: Thats something that the old Punisher would never do. Punisher then picks Cable up and delivers a crushing bodyslam!! He then stands over Cable and he taunts him and talks some trash to him and points to his Legion shirt. Punisher then goes back to work on Cable with kicks to the chest area. Cable manages to get to his feet and he throws in a hard chop to Punishers chest. Punisher comes back with a forearm, but Cable comes back with a chop again. The two trade back and forth again, before Punisher stops it with a rake to the eye. Punisher then throws Cable into the ropes, but Cable reverses it and when Punisher comes off the ropes he backdrops him to the mat.

DT: Cable picks Punisher up, sends him into the ropes again and when The Legion member comes off he clotheslines him to the mat. Cable then does a little stomping of his own as he kicks Punisher down in a corner. He then picks Punisher up and executes a shoulderbreaker. He follows that up with a double axe handle smash to a prone Punisher. Cable then hooks Punisher in a suplex position, cradles the leg and executes a fishermanbuster suplex!!! Cable goes for the cover now, ...1................................................................2.........................but a kickout by Punisher. Cable picks Punisher up and he irish wips him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and Cable with a ...POWERSLAM!!!

ND: Cable follows that up with an armbreaker. After doing that Cable picks up Punisher and waistlocks him, but oooh Punisher with a mule kick!! Cable has to let go and Punisher grabs Cable and throws him in the ropes. Cable comes off and ...BIG BOOT BY PUNISHER!!....Cable goes down hard and The Legion Leader for the cover, ....1.....................................................2.................but a kickout by Cable. Punisher picks Cable up and hooks in a piledriver on Cable and he executes it!! Punisher gets back up again and he picks Cable up and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!

DT: Punisher rolls to the outside aswell and he grabs Cable by the head and he wants to ramm his head into the steel ringpost. But ooooooh Cable reverses it and sends Punisher shoulder first into the steel ringpost himself!!! When Punisher comes off, Cable grabs him and DDT's him to the concrete floor!!! Cable now with more kicks and stomps to Punisher, who's still laying knocked out on the concrete!! Cable then picks up Punisher and after bashing his head into the ringpost three times he whips him backfirst into the apron.

ND: Punisher goes backfirst into the apron and Cable then comes in with a shouldertackle!! Oooh right into the midsection. The Punisher falls down to the ground and Cable comes in again, and this time he hits Punisher with his knee to the face!! Cable pulls Punisher to his feet and he then bashes his head into the apron. He then rolls Punisher back in the ring again. Cable gets in aswell and he goes for the cover, ....1............................................................2...........but Punisher kicks out.

DT: Cable throws Punisher into the corner and he follows in hot pursuit. Cable runs in, but ooooooh Punisher lifts his leg up and Cable flies face-first into the big boot!! Cable stumbles backwards and Punisher comes in and ..CLOTHESLINES Cable hard to the mat!! Punisher for the cover, but Cable with a kickout. Punisher drags Cable over to the corner he then grabs Cable by the head and starts to ramm Cable's head into the bottom turnbuckle. ...1....2...3....4...5....6...7....8....9....10.... Punisher lets go and he then pulls Cable to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Cable comes off and Punisher grabs him by the throat and ...he chokeslams him!!!.

ND: Punisher with some more trash talk to Cable and he then goes for the cover, ...1.......................................................2.........................but Cable kicks out of the chokeslam!! Amazing!!! Punisher picks Cable up and irish whips him, but Cable reverses the whip and throws Punisher into the ropes. Punisher comes off and Cable with a driving knee lift that takes Punisher to the mat. Cable picks Punisher up by the head and he hands out some uppercuts. He then lifts Punisher up and ....FACE FIRST POWERBOMB!!!

DT: What a move there!!! ....Cable for the cover, .....1................................................2.................but another kickout by Punisher!! Cable picks Punisher up, but it is Punisher with another rake to the eye. We then see Punisher signaling to the ramp!! He's signaling for something or someone I suppose!! Punisher then lifts up Cable, but ooooooh Cable shoves Punisher off of him. Kicks Punisher in the gut and ......DEADLY BY DESIGN!!!.......Punisher is out and Cable for the pin and. ....1.........................................................................................at that moment we see the other Legion members coming out and they run to the ring..................................2...............................................................3.....But they are too late!!!

ND: Cable has won this match!!! But before he can get up to his feet it are Chris Outcast and Aaron Gold who start to work on him!! They kick him to the head and stomp him down. The two then drag Cable to his feet and throw him into the ropes. Cable comes off and, he ducks the arms, goes into the opposite ropes, comes off again and ...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!....Cable took Gold and Outcast out!! Oh man!!!....Cable then quickly rolls out of the ring and leaves ringside while the crowd cheers the tagchampion on!!

(Commercials).

Winner: Johnathan Cable


(We come back from the commercials and Fire in the Head by The Tea Party blasts through the PA system as we see Nick Dangerous come out from the stage entrance).

ND: Damn, why is he here, it's not time for his match yet.

DT: I don't know but just looking at him sickens me at this point.

ND: He's making EWCL look like the bad guys.

(Nick Dangerous takes a mic and goes inside the ring as the fans boo Nick violently.)

Nick: You poor people...Why is it so hard for you all to comprehend how much I've actually done for you. Invading the IWF? The Executive did it for YOU, The EWCL Fans, what I did to Christ last week? I did it for YOU, The EWCL Fans.

ND: Yeah right, he did it to feed his massive ego.

(The fans continue to boo.)

Nick: What, this is the thanks I get? I took out a man who betrayed you all and left to EWCL, I took out Exile, the man who stole Drake Laps from you, you don't understand how much thanks I deserve!

(The fans continue to boo.)

Nick: Fine...This is my thanks, so what you're all telling me is that if Drake Laps, Blade, Exile, and Johnson all came in here and finished the EWCL, you would applaud? would you enjoy to see this fed close? we didn't ask for war with IWF, we never even had any bad relations with IWF, all we wanted to do was entertain people like you, and then Iceman selfishly had to have all of EWCL to himself, you can't blame us for our attack, all you have to blame is IWF, Iceman himself can't blame us for what we did, Iceman should blame himself for asking for it.

(The crowd boo's louder at Nick's ill speaking of Iceman.)

Nick: THINK ABOUT THE MONEY YOU SPENT ON TICKETS, MERCHANDISE, THE MONEY YOU PUT INTO THIS FEDERATION! Are you saying you would let it all go to waste just to see the traitors of the federation take revenge on EWCL for our invasion?

(The crowd goes silent.)

Nick: Exactly...If you continue to support the Executives means to end IWF, you might even get to see your old favorites back in an EWCL ring, that is, if Cazzo can forgive them for their betrayal...I'm out.

(With the silence of the crowd in thought, Fire in the Head by The Tea Party plays again on the PA system as Nick makes his leave, at the stage, Nick begins to speak again.)

Nick: Wait a second, cut my music, I have one last thing to say.

(The music cuts down.)

Nick: I'd just like to add, on behalf of Macbeth and myself, I'd like to dedicate the future decimation of Chris Christ and Jerry Campbell to all of you, the EWCL Fans...Thank you.

(The crowd boo's Nick once again loudly as Nick goes backstage.)


Strait Hate/Thorn vs. The Big Unit - #1 Contender Tagtitles

DT: It's time for our next match and what a match it's gonna be.

ND: *cough* he still doesn't know *cough*

DT: What?

ND: Oh nothing. ....

DT: What a match..

ND: *cough* what a loser *cough*.

DT: Now what?

ND: Nothing.

DT: Strait Hate and Thorn of The Executive taking on Powerhouse and Travis Cage of The Big Unit. Number one conderspot for the tagtitles is at stake here. What are your opinions about this match Down?

ND: My opinions? You want my opinions about this match? Well I can be very quick about that. There isn't gonna ....

(Neil Down gets interrupted as "I will be heard" by Hatebreed plays over the speakers. Strait Hate and Thorn come out from behind the curtains and the two make their way to ringside. Strait got his Extreme Title on his shoulder and Thorn has his Prime Time Title around his waist. The crowd boos the two champions and Executive members. Strait and Thorn reach ringside and they greet Jose Jose who is still sitting at the Spanish announcetable next to Paco and Pablo).

(Strait and Thorn get in the ring and get ready for their match).

ND: Shit, even they don't even know.

DT: Know what?

ND: Know that The Big Unit is gone!!

DT: What??

ND: Yes The Big Unit has returned to the IWF again!!!

DT: You've got to be kidding me. Who wrote that storyline?...VINCE RUSSO???!!?!?!

ND: I guess Cazzo pissed them off already. He only needed one week, pretty impressive even for our prez.

ND: I wouldn''t want to be one who has to break the news to Strait Hate and Thorn.

DT: Oh I think they already heard it when you shouted it out!!

ND: Oh...

(Strait and Thorn look at Neil Down and just when they want to climb out of the ring to "ask" Neil Down some questions, the CazzoTron comes on).

(The Cazzotron comes on and the following words appear):

THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS RETURNED!!!

(The Cazzotron then fades out and Superjudge by Monster Magnet starts to blare over the PA system).

ND: The Royal Family has returned!!?!!? What the hell does that mean!?!!

DT: I would not know Down. As far as I know Exile and Joe Johnson jumped ship to the IWF. The only man that I can think of is.....

ND: No, it couldn't be....

DT: SEAN CORVIK!!!...Thats the only man I can think of.

ND: I thought he was in Jamaica smoking blunts.

DT: Wouldn't know about that one.

(The music is still playind and there's a big bang and fireworks is all over the place. Then we see a silouette of man. Someone comes out from behind the curtains. He comes out on the top of the ramp and he faces the Cazzotron. He then turns around to the crowd and the crowd starts to cheer loudly).

ND: OH GOD!!!!!.........

DT: OH PLEASE NOOOO!!!!.....

ND & DT: .....IT'S "THE FLASHMASTER" CHRIS BOWEN!!!!!!......

DT: He was part of The Royal Family for a while.

(The Flashmaster raises his hands in the air and he nodds his head to the music. He's wearing his famous long black trenchcoat, black boots and his black sunglasses. The crowd starts to cheer him on as he makes his way to ringside. On his way to the ring he shakes he hands of some fans and he points to his coat. Meanwhile Strait Hate and Thorn stand in the ring and look at eachother and seem to be confused. The Flashmaster makes it to the ring and he grabs a mic and then climbs in the ring).

Flashmaster: .....BEHOLD.....AS THE ROYAL FAMILY HAS JUST RETURNED!!!

ND: He's not The Royal Family!! Sean Corvik, Exile and Joe Johnson are The Royal Family. Also The Loose Cannon Shane Johnson is The Royal Family or heck even Tony DeLucci. But Chris Bowen? Nooooo fricken way!!!

DT: Shss, and let him talk Down.

Flashmaster: ...FINALLY..... THE FLASHMASTER HAS RETURNED TO INSURGENCE!!

ND: Ooooh please God!! How original.

Flashmaster: ...I have come a long way.......But I have returned!!....The Royal Family has returned....I AM THE ROYAL FAMILY!!...

ND: HE IS NOT!!!

DT: Please, let him finish.

Flashmaster: Now that Joe Johnson and Exile has broaden their horizon and found more challenges in the IWF. Now that Shane Johnson and Tony DeLucci are tagging in Japan. And now Sean Corvik is taking a break that he rightfully earned.......Now is the time for someone to step up and bring back what everyone has been waiting for. ...THE FLASHMASTER.....

(The crowd cheers loudly).

Flashmaster: I've come back to the place where I was most succesfull. ...THE EWCL....In a time where either people get talked into joining the IWF, or just leave the EWCL without even saying goodbye. In this time it is ...I....who is gonna bring back what is the most precious. I am gonna bring prestige, respect and honour back to the EWCL....Thats what The Royal Family stood for and stands for and thats what I am gonna bring.

(Crowd cheers again).

Flashmaster: Numero uno on the list is The Executive. A bunch of assholes put together by the biggest asshole of them all. Mr. Showshocker himself Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt. You think you are a stable? You think you are the most legendary stable in EWCL history? Well you are wrong!!! The Big Unit couldn't handle the pressure of the crowd. The Legion couldn't deal with the fans aswell and turned on them. There's only one real Stable left and thats....THE ROYAL FAMILY!...

ND: When does he realize that he isn't The Royal Family???

DT: Shss.

Flashmaster: Cazzo, Nick Dangerous, MacBeth, Thorn and Strait Hate you are on the top of my blacklist. But hey Strait and Thorn what did you do to your mexican buddy? You know the real mastermind behind the two of you. The one that does all the thinking because neither one of you have any working braincells left in your head.

(Flashmaster looks around but he doesn't see Jose Jose. The mexican jobber hid behind the spanish announcers Paco and Pablo).

Flashmaster: Oh Jose, where art you?

(Strait and Thorn look at eachother again, chuckle and then approach Flashmaster. ).

Flashmaster: Wow, wow, wow. Wait a minute there. I know you wanna see it. Everyone wants to see it!!! Just back off and YOU'LL ALL see it!!

ND: NOOOO!!!

(Strait and Thorn actually even back off a bit. Flashmaster then wants to open his trenchcoat and wants to flash. But Strait and Thorn see it coming and they stop Flashmaster and they kick him in the gut and do a DOUBLE DDT!!)

DT: Strait then picks up Flashmaster and ....HATEBOMB!!!....Vertical suplex into a powerbomb!!!....Strait gets up and he points to Thorn. Thorn starts to climb the toprope. He gets on top and he dives off and ....THE XTREME ON FLASHMASTER!!!!......And The Flashmaster is knocked out. But wait whats going on now?

ND: Strait and Thorn calling out to Jose Jose. They are asking him to come into the ring. Jose gets up from his seat next to Paco and rolls into the ring. He sees that Flashmaster is knocked out cold and Jose starts to do this little dance. What the hell is that about?

DT: Is that some kind of Mexican tradition?

ND: The only Mexican tradition that Jose should follow is to wear a damn mask!! God the man is ugly.

DT: Jose is ready with his little dance and he bounces into the ropes, comes off and ......KNEEDROP ON FLASHMASTER!!!......Jose then goes to cover Flashmaster and Thorn acts as the referee and makes the count....1........................2............................3..........I can't what I see.

ND: Jose jumps up to his feet and raises his hands in the air. Strait then hands him over his Omega Titlebelt and he holds it up high in the air. Oh my God!!

(Strait and Thorn then continue to beat The Flashmaster up some more. They then get interrupted by "Damned if I do'' by Life Of Agony. Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The Prez got a smile on his face and he makes his way to the ring. He climbs in and takes the mic that Flashmaster dropped).

Prez Cazzo: Oh what a night. It can't get any better, now can it.

(Cazzo nodds to Strait and Thorn, who stop beating on Flashmaster).

Prez Cazzo: First we have MacBeth and "The" Nick Dangerous who make the biggest impact that ever anyone made on IWF Lightning. They embarrassed Iceman and his new signees on national tv. Then we have The Big Cowards, uhm ...I mean the Big Unit who already returned to the IWF again. You see, once again I was right. All along it was Icemans idea to have The Big Unit to try and destroy the EWCL from the inside. But you know what, they failed.....ooooh man did they fail......Powerhouse and Rage ...The Big Unit left after two weeks in the EWCL. Was the competition too hard? Couldn't they handle the pressure? I got no clue. All I know is that they crawled back to the IWF with their tailes between their legs. What I also know is that Powerhouse and Rage will always be the last two on the historic EWCL statistics list, hahahhaaa!!!

Prez Cazzo: But there's more. Oh hell yeah there's more. Like I said this is one big night for The Executive. I was just watching some IWF Lightning and guess what? Drake Laps got his ass kicked by a twelve year old. Uh...I mean he got his ass kicked by just some random kid. (Cazzo puts his thumbs up) Yep, great impact Laps!! Keep it going in the IWF. Maybe in about 1 year you get a shot a title.

(Strait and Thorn chuckle).

Prez Cazzo: Then I don't even have words for that sorry little excuse of a man that lays in front of me here. The Flashmaster, who the hell do you think you are? You think you can just burst out here and say your stuff? God, you aren't even worth it.

(The crowd starts to chant "Asshole").

Prez Cazzo: I'm not done yet!! There's more. There's something that you can watch on the CazzoTron in a few minutes. It involves my great "friend" Rick O'Connor. Oh yes, I haven't forgotten about him. Ofcourse not!! How could I forget about the biggest asshole that ever stepped into the EWCL. Hope you enjoy it. ....

(Cazzo drops the mic and calls out to Strait and Thorn that they are leaving. All three climb out of the ring and leave ringside).

(Commercials).


DT: Well folks, it looks like we've got a treat for you tonight. Earlier today the former CEO of this company, Rick O'Connor, spoke to Larry King about violence in wrestling. This footage hasn't aired yet, so you're seeing it here first!

ND: Why is Prez Van Zandt airing an interview with a man he hates more than life itself?

DT: I… well, that's a good question Neil. Maybe….

The Cazzotron flares to life, displaying a split screen with King and O'Connor either side, deep in a heated discussion.

Larry adjusts his glasses and gives O'Connor a jaded smile, 'But Rick….'

O'Connor shrugs, '…I mean, I agree with you in principle, but what you've got to….'

King talks over O'Connor, 'Rick, Rick… are you denying that programming such as the EWCL's 'Insurgence' and other wrestling federation programming premised upon a concept of unrestrained violence has an influence over the viewers in that it portrays violence as acceptable?'

'I believe Larry, and this is just a personal opinion, but I believe that what the EWCL presents is not unrestrained violence at all but….'

King interrupts, 'Well then, can I show you a clip from last week?'

A clip from 'Insurgence' airs showing the graphic sexual assault of Justine at the hands of President Van Zandt and the Executive. The scene cuts back to King in the CNN studios.

'Now that, to me, is unrestrained violence. And further, I question whether it is socially appropriate to display those sorts of images to a predominantly teen demographic.'

O'Connor shakes his head, 'But you're taking that out of context. I won't go into the back-story of that little affair, but the fact is that you're taking a snapshot of a two-hour program and presenting that as though that is what the EWCL is all about. And it's not. The EWCL isn't presenting that to its audience and suggesting that that is an acceptable way to treat women Larry. On the contrary, those kinds of images are supposed to emote disgust and anger from the crowd, which they do. In effect….'

King interjects again, 'But Rick….'

'Larry… Larry, can I just finish what I was saying?'

'Go ahead Rick.'

'In effect, what you saw there is no different than what you may see on NYPD Blue, or Law and Order. Alright, it's a little more graphic, but to suggest that teens aren't already presented with those kinds of images on a day to day basis in a myriad of… of forums is… inherently wrong. You can't talk down to your audience, and we try not to do that at the EWCL.'

King uhms and uhs a moment. 'I would think you'd be a little more cautious after the beating you experienced, if you'll pardon the pun, at the hands of the PTC in relation to the content of your programming.'

With a smirk, O'Connor raises a hand slightly, 'I think that the EWCL simply decided to no longer be run by what its advertisers and critics demanded it present for broadcasting. The EWCL is for the fans, so that's who we're pitching to. And I think you'll see that the ratings have picked up enormously since we've targeted the appropriate demographic.'

King nods, 'Okay, lets leave that discussion for a little while. I'd like to ask you what you think about all of this in relation to the severe injury one of your own wrestlers received just a month or so back after taking a bad fall from the top of a cage?'

'Accidents happen in any….' O'Connor is cut off abruptly by the sound of laughter in the background. Surprised, he turns to look about behind him in the studio at San Antonio. 'What the….'

A metal flash precedes a clatter as O'Connor is torn from the chair by a brutal blow to the skull. The sound of repeated strikes echoes through the large San Antonio studio as O'Connor's thrashing fills the airspace. King stares into his monitor, 'Ah… Rick? Rick, are you still there?'

Several moments of dead air respond to the tentative question. Finally King shrugs, 'Ah, okay viewers, it looks as though we've lost Rick, so why don't we cut straight to Wade Keller, a noted wrestling commentator for the Pro-Wrestling Torch Newsle….'

'Whoa, whoa, whoa, Larry… don't rush off.'

King turns back to the first monitor with a puzzled frown. Prime Time Champion Thorn sits before the camera, grinning broadly with the kind of mad confidence only the truly gifted, or utterly conceited ever really possess. Across his shoulder rests a heavy pipe, etched and bent, and covered with streaks of crimson blood.

'You know Larry, I'd like to comment on the state of welfare in this country… you see, it seems to me that….'

King leans forwards, 'And… excuse me… and who are you?'

Thorn frowns, shifting the pipe to the other side of his chest, 'Now I gotta say, that hurts a little chief. You waste your time talking to this old relic, but you don't even know the Prime Time Champion when you're being addressed by him?'

'I'm afraid….'

'You should be Old Man.' Thorns shifts sideways slightly as Extreme Champion Strait Hate leans into shot, 'Oh, you should be. You see, you show that footage and you yammer on to O'Connor about the state of wrestling today… but let me tell you something Old Timer… that's nothing! We don't even know Babylon… his whore… O'Connor… and look what we did to them. Oh, sh*t, you didn't see what we did to O'Connor yet, did you?'

Strait Hate snatches the camera and turns it towards the floor. Lying in a small pool of blood is O'Connor. His face is unrecognisable behind the crimson mask, and his torn shirt evidences wide welts across the chest that suggest broken bone and internal damage.

Strait laughs, 'Gee Mr Ex-CEO… I don't think you'll see that on Law and Order….'

King, on the left hand side of the screen, turns to one of the floor crew and tell him to cut the feed. Suddenly the camera jerks upwards to focus in on the face of the Executive Universal Champion Macbeth. The Champion's dark gaze seers the screen as his diatribe rumbles forth.

'Mr King… don't waste our time discussing with this man the ins and outs of violence on television. You, in your ivory tower, have never experienced the kind of violence that is the daily grind of our lives. You, with your arrogance and your snide, better-than-thou attitude, have no pretence to talk to us about the youth of the nation. You are out of touch. You spend half an hour talking to a man whose days in our industry are over, and leave with the inflated expectation that you've taken a snapshot of violence in our world.'

'We are the future of the EWCL Mr King. We, the Executive… the very same who two weeks ago stamped our names upon the industry by capturing every title of worth in the EWCL… the very same who one week ago assaulted a whore and ended a man's career… the very same who tonight taught the Ex-CEO of the EWCL what true violence is all about… we are the future of the EWCL. We are what will be presented to the denizens of our industry… the fans. And we are the men who will introduce this industry to true violence. Make no mistake about it Mr King… we, the Executive, will scrawl our name in blood across the EWCL… across the network that dares to carry us… across the arenas of North America… and across anyone with the temerity to stand in our way. Ask Exile… ask Corvik… ask Babylon… ask Justine… and ask O'Connor….'

'Violence… true violence… is at hand.'

Macbeth exits from shot as the camera clatters to the floor. The picture sizzles and snaps as the broken electronics splutter and die. As the picture fades, Thorn's face appears before the lens one last time, 'Now you can cut the feed Larry.'

The picture fades to black.

We return to a stunned Dean Thornton and Neil Down.

DT: W… wow. All I can say is that this Executive is nothing like the stable that held that name before it.

ND: This Executive is nothing like anything we've seen before. There seems to be no line these men won't cross!

(Commercials).

Winner: No contest


MacBeth/Nick Dangerous vs. Chris Christ/Jerry Campbell

DT: It's time for our main event match Down. Time for The Executive Champion MacBeth, for EWCL Champion Nick Dangerous, for Universal Champion Chris Christ and for ...hmmmm Jerry Campbell.

ND: All four men ready to go for this. We all know the heat between MacBeth and Chris Christ. Christ is the real Universal Champion and MacBeth is the Excecutive Champion. Next week at the PPV we will find out who the real champion is gonna be!! Then as for Christ and Dangerous, well we saw what happend last week when Dangerous turned on Christ. That was bad, real bad.

DT: Besides that there is also a history between Dangerous and Campbell. All we know is that Campbell defeated Dangerous on his debut night. We don't know if anything happend in their past in another federation. But it looks like Dangerous and Campbell also still have some score to settle. All in all its gonna be some tagmatch.

(The lights in the arena go out as the faint opening strands of the Danny Lohner remix of a perfect circle's "Judith" begin to play. The Cazzotron comes alive as words begin to flash across the screen.

"When the smoke clears and Sean Corvik is finally defeated,"
"you'll be shocked to see who's standing there."
"Past, present and future shall come together."
"There is a new saviour..."
"Welcome to my world."
Blue and white strobes and fog fill the entrance way as the CazzoTron flashes...

"ENTER MACBETH"

MacBeth emerges from the smoke and strikes the pose of the crucifix. Jezebelle is right next to him and she carries THE sledgehammer. The camera zooms in on the sledgehammer and it shows that there is still blood on it. The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos. His black, sleaveless, leather trenchcoat billows behind him as he makes his way to the ring... never once acknowleging the crowd, instead focusing his eyes on the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and kneels in the middle of the ring. He makes the sign of the crucifix once more. He then takes off his Executive Title and hands it over to Jay Blue).

(I will be heard by The Tea Party starts to play and EWCL Champion "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out. He got the EWCL title around his waist and he makes his way to ringside. He reaches the ring, hands the title over to Jay Blue and gets in the ring and goes over to his corner).

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and The Messiah Chris Christ comes out. The crowd cheers the Universal Champion on loudly. Behind him we see that Jerry "5 Star" Campbell, Moogatu and Michelle Heart come out aswell. All four make their way to ringside. Once arrived Christ and Campbell get in and Michelle and Moogatu stay on the outside. Michelle however tries to get as far away as she can from Moogatu).

Ding ding ding.

DT: It's gonna be Nick Dangerous and Chris Christ who are gonna start it off here. Christ is not gonna waste anytime and he runs in on Dangerous. Dangerous however meets him with right hands. Dangerous then comes in and he nails Christ in the back of the head with an elbow. Dangerous then takes Christ by the head and he throws him into a neutral corner. The EWCL champion goes to work on Christ with several right hands to the face. Christ fights back but "The" Nick Dangerous is in zone right now.

ND: He takes Christ down with a northern lights suplex. Dangerous then goes to the toprope, waits for Christ to get up and ....nails him with a double ax handle to the back of the head!!! Christ goes down. Dangerous picks Christ up and he sends him into the ropes. Christ comes off and counters with a flying forearm!! Christ lands on top off Dangerous and tries to cover him right there, ...1................................2...........but a kickout by Nick. Christ shakes it off and he pulls Dangerous up by the head and he punches him in the face.

DT: Christ then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for a swinging DDT!!!....Nice move by The Messiah!! Christ then drags Dangerous over to his corner and he tags in Jerry Campbell. Campbell comes in and Christ and Campbell double team on Dangerous as they hammer him to the mat. They then pick him up and double suplex Dangerous to the mat!!! Christ back to the apron and Campbell taunts Dangerous before he picks him up by the head. Campbell throws a few shots to the head and he then lifts Dangerous up and executes a regular suplex.

ND: Dangerous now tries to drag over to his corner, but Campbell pulls him back to the center of the ring again. Campbell stomps Dangerous to the back of the head five times. Campbell then picks Dangerous up, but oooh Dangerous with a lowblow!!! Campbell goes down to his knees and yeah I think even when he is on his knees his taller than Moogatu.

DT: I think he heard that Down, coz Moogatu is staring at you.

ND: Agh, he's only a horny midget.

DT: Dangerous now lifts Campbell up for a SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!...Campbell falls down to the mat and Dangerous tags in MacBeth. The Executive Champion enters the ring and he starts to kick Campbell to the head. He picks up Campbell and lifts him up and delivers a fireman carry! MacBeth picks Campbell up and bodyslams him to the mat again. The Champ goes to the second rope and he dives off it for an elbow drop on top off Campbell!! Oh man MacBeth sure is aggressive. I think hurting so many people day in , day out makes him more aggressive.

ND: MacBeth grabs Campbell and he throws him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and MacBeth with a flying shouldertackle to take down Campbell!! MacBeth grabs Campbell by the throat and starts to choke him. The referee starts to count till 5, and then the ref makes MacBeth break. But MacBeth refuses to let go off the choke hold!!! Chris Christ comes into the ring and he wants to stop MacBeth, but the referee sees Christ coming and he makes him go back to his corner!! Ooh common ref!!! Let the Messiah in!!!

DT: The referee is now making Christ go back to his corner and at the same time Nick Dangerous comes back into the ring and he and MacBeth pick Jerry Campbell up and they send him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and .....DOUBLE FLAPJACK ON CAMPBELL AND CAMPBELL GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!!! Dangerous goes back to his corner and when the referee turns around we see that MacBeth starts to choke Campbell again. Christ can't believe whats going on here. MacBeth lets go off the choke and he picks up Campbell and throws him into the ropes.

ND: Campbell goes into the ropes and he jumps on the second rope, uses it as a springboard and comes off for a flying backelbow and MacBeth goes down. Nice counter by Campbell there. Campbell uses his energy to roll over to his corner and he tags in Christ. Christ comes in and MacBeth charges in on him but Christ takes him out with a clothesline. Dangerous comes running in, but Christ also takes him out with a clothesline. Christ picks up Dangerous and he sends him in the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops him to the mat.

DT: Christ grabs MacBeth and he also sends him into the ropes. MacBeth comes off and Christ also backdrops him to the mat!!! Christ picks up MacBeth and Campbell comes back in the ring and he grabs Nick Dangerous. Christ and Campbell throw their opponents into the ropes and they come off at the same time and bot Christ and Campbell execute a belly to belly suplex!! Pretty impressive!! Campbell rolls Dangerous out of the ring and Jerry then goes back to his corner. Meanwhile Christ grabs MacBeth and starts to work on him. The Universal Champion takes on the Executive Champion with some chops to the chest.

ND: Christ with a big right hand and MacBeth stumbles backwards. Christ charges in on MacBeth, but ooohhh MacBeth catches Christ and turns it into a SIDEWALK SLAM!!!..... MacBeth follows that up with a side-Russian legsweep. After that MacBeth sends Christ into the ropes and when he comes off MacBeth does a drop toe hold. MacBeth quickly tags in Dangerous and Nick climbs on the toprope. And he jumps off for a legdrop to the back of the head of Christ!! Dangerous turns Christ around goes for the cover, ...1........................................2.............but a kickout by Christ.

DT: Dangerous turns Christ around now and he hooks in a sharpshooter!! Christ shouts it out from the pain as Dangerous hooks it in. The ref checks on Christ, but he is not gonna tap out. He's shaking his head. Christ tries to crawl to the ropes, and he's getting closer to them. But oooohh Dangerous drags Christ back to the middle of the ring again!! This could be the end of this!!! But then Jerry Campbell comes in and ....he does a ...BULLDOG ON NICK DANGEROUS!!!....What a move there!!!

ND: Dangerous is layed out and Christ moves over to his corner and he tags in Campbell. Campbell comes in and he hooks in a sharpshooter on Dangerous right away!!! Giving him some of his own medicine!!! He hooks it in, but MacBeth comes in right away and he kicks Campbell to the head thus breaking the submission move!! MacBeth then goes back to his corner again. Dangerous slowly gets back to his feet again.

DT: Dangerous picks Campbell up and ...TIGER DRIVER!!!... Dangerous goes for the cover and the ref starts to count, .....1..................and we see that Dangerous puts his feet on the toprope as a leverage!!!.....................2............but Chris Christ comes in with an elbow drop on Dangerous!!! At that moment MacBeth enters the ring and he kicks Christ into the gut and then he grabs him by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!! Good Godd!!!!! MacBeth also to the outside now and he grabs Christ and he throws him backfirst into the security guardrail.

ND: MacBeth charges in on Christ, but yessssssss Christ counters and backdrops MacBeth over the guadrail into the crowd. Christ climbs over the guardrail and he picks MacBeth up and he throws him back to ringside. Christ gets back to ringside aswell and he lifts MacBeth up and he hands out several right and left hands. He then irish whips MacBeth in to the steelringsteps and MacBeth flies in hard!!!

DT: In the ring we see that Dangerous is throwing punches at Campbell. He then sends Campbell into the ropes, but Campbell comes off, slides through the legs of Dangerous, gets up behind him and ...DDT's him to the mat!!!....Campbell for the cover, ....1................................................2.....................but a kickout by Dangerous. Campbell picks Dangerous up again the Canadian is still a bit stunned. Campbell with some shots to the head and Dangerous almost goes down to the mat!!

(Then all of a sudden the lights go out and The CazzoTron shows the following).

I bring poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth
I answer your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, I laugh at your trust
(The lights then come on again and we see that Nick Dangerous is layed out in the middle of the ring).

DT: What the hell just happend there?

ND: I have no clue!!

DT: Dangerous is knocked out and Campbell is looking confused there.

ND: On the outside Christ now wants to charge in on MacBeth, who's still laying against the ringsteps. Christ is about to charge in on MacBeth, but then it is Jezebelle who comes up from behind Christ and she nails him in the head with Dangerous his hockeystick!!! ...BAMMMMMMMM........Christ goes down to the concrete and MacBeth climbs back to his feet again. In the ring he sees that Campbell signals for his finishing move. Campbell irish whips Dangerous, but Dangerous reverses the whip and Campbell goes into the ropes himself. Just when Campbell goes into the ropes, it is MacBeth who pulls down the ropes and ....OOOOHH GODDD!!!!...CAMPBELL FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

DT: Campbell lands on the concrete and MacBeth picks him up and rolls him back into the ring again. Dangerous picks Campbell up and .....DANGER DRIVER!!!!.........That's it!!!.....Dangerous goes for the cover and. .....1.......................................2.............................................3........And it's over!!! Nick Dangerous and MacBeth get the win here in this match!!!

ND: This makes me sick!! To win like this!! It just makes me sick!!! Just wait till next week. Things gonna be different next week!!!

DT: We'll see that next week.

ND: Dammit! the match is over and the Executive have begun another post match sneak attack! Macbeth and Nick Dangerous just clotheslined Chris Christ and Jerry Campbell to the floor. Nick puts Jerry Campbell in a sharpshooter while Macbeth grabs Chris Christ by the head and pounds his head into the mat continuously. And here come Strait Hate and Thorn carrying a table to the ring. They didn't have enough action yet for tonight or what?

DT: Nick just told Thorn to bring in a chair! this can't be good. Strait Hate sets the table up in the ring while Nick continues to hold the sharpshooter in. Oh my god, Thorn is going to the top rope with a chair. OH MY GOD!!! Thorn just did an Arabian Facebuster with a chair under his legs to Jerry Campbell while he was in Nick's Sharpshooter!!!!. Nick and Thorn get up, Jezebelle enters the ring as she and Macbeth tell Nick, Thorn and Strait Hate to do something with Christ.

ND: Nick stands on top of the table Hate had set up, Hate stands in front of the table, and Thorn whips Christ into Hate, Hate picks up Christ for a flapjack, Nick catches him for a DDT while Thorn catches up and delivers an Ace crusher at the same time! THROUGH THE TABLE!

DT: The Executive just destroyed Campbell and Christ!

(Judith remix by Danny Lohner plays by A Perfect Circle as the five Executive look down on the two they just attacked. Nick picks up the mic).

Nick: And like I promised. This ass kicking is dedicated to all of you, the EWCL Fans.

DT: Next week is gonna be awesome. We have the Main Event between Executive Champion MacBeth and the Universal Champion Chris Christ. Also it is like almost certain that we are gonna see Nick Dangerous defending his EWCL title against Jerry Campbell.

ND: Revenge will be so sweet!!

DT: For now this is the end of Insurgence. Goodbye!!

Winners: MacBeth/Nick Dangerous


(End of show).


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