INSURGENCE RESULTS

Date: 15th September 2002
Place: Toronto, Ontario
Arena: Air Canada Centre


A curtain of blood rolls slowly down the screen, forming itself around four bold, straight-edged letters…

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

…SIGN OFF ....... ...Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... The Xtreme ............Doomsday ........Deadly by Design… .... GoldDigger.....…The Ficler...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Chris Christ… "The" Nick Dangerous… Thorn......Johnathan Cable .......New Evolution .........Ex-Terminator......Jerry Campbell....Aaron Gold.....Cerberus........Jason Cadey.

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Insurgence


Dean Thornton: Welcome to EWCL Insurgence right here from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto.

Neil Down: Also a big welcome from my side folks. Let this be a great night.

DT: I'm sure it is gonna be a great night Down. We have some nice matches and ofcourse Chris Christ is in the Main Event.

ND: Did you see it? Did you see it?

DT: Did I see what?

ND: Did you see that Chris Christ mention me in one of his promo's?

DT: Uh...no I never noticed that.

ND: Well dammit, pay more attention next time.

DT: You probly dreamt it.

ND: No, it's true. It really happend, it did.

DT: Yeah sure Down, whatever you say.

ND: No, HE DID....HE REALLY DID!!

DT: Can we get on with the show now please. So as said Chris Christ is in the main event and he's gonna defend his Universal Title against Aaron Gold. What a chance for the kid to make it all the way to the top. Thats gonna be something for Gold.

ND: He got no chance in hell. He deserves a beating after calling me gay on more than one occasion.

DT: On another note we have a fourway non-title match between new EWCL Champion Drake Laps, Cerberus, Jason Cadey and Stephen Jackson. That promises to be one hell of a bout.

ND: Laps really showed everyone last week when he made his comeback and walked out of the arena with the titlebelt. After going through 3 tough matches he won it. Way to go Laps.

DT: Next to that we have Thorn vs. Nick Dangerous, Johnathan Cable versus DJ Cool and we have two matches for number #1 contender places for the Prime Time Title. We first will see RPG taking on Belton and after that its gonna be Jerry Campbell and Xavier Eleven.

ND: But let us first start off with watching at the highlights of a match that already took place earlier tonight. It was suppose to be a regular match on the show, but then the bookers changed it into a dark match. But we still want to show you some of the highlights of it.


"Firestarter" Dez Burnett vs. Scorpion

DT: Two newcomers, "Firestarter" Dez Burnett and Scorpion, started the night off and they tried to give the people a nice opening act. Lets take a look at some footage of that match.

(In this match the powerhouse Scorpion took on the highflyer Dez Burnett. Most of the match was dominated by Burnett. At the 6 minute mark, Burnett finally caught up with Scorpion with a spinning heelkick. Burnett then threw Scorpion over to the ropes and hooked in his Butan Stretch. Since Burnett couldn't win by submission because Scorpion was in the ropes, he let go and went back to the center of the ring to press his advantage, but Scorpion raked the eyes quickly. Scorpion went for a bodyslam. A couple of minutes later it has turned into a chop for a chop affair with Scorpion coming out ahead. Burnett, however counters when Scorpion goes for another chop by ducking the left arm and executing a DDT. Burnett finally lifts Scorpion on his shoulders and executes his 3RD DEGREE finishing move and gets the threecount for the win).

DT: Burnett looked good in that dark match there. Like to see more of him in the future.

ND: You do?

DT: Yeah why not.

ND: ....

DT: But I hear that we have something for you backstage.

Winner: "Firestarter" Dez Burnett


(As the scene opens up we're inside Cazzo's office. Cazzo sits at his desk scribbling away furiously at a bit of paper on his desk while Cazzo's girls sit around "working".)

DT: Wow, Cazzo looking for some more air time.

ND: Hey, that sounded like sarcasm against the big man.

DT: Gee, duh.

(Cazzo finishes what he's writing and looks towards the girls sitting on the leather couch)

Cazzo: Clarissa, get your ass over here I've got something I need you to do.

(Clarissa shuffles off the couch and makes her way over to Cazzo)

Cazzo: Okay, are we listening carefully?

(Clarissa nods her head)

Cazzo: Okay then, I want you to take this note here...

(Cazzo waves the note under Clarissa's face)

Cazzo: ....and give it to that little purple and green freak Loki. In fact I want you to read it to him and then give him the note. Can you do that?

(Clarissa nods her head as Cazzo hands over the note. Clarissa takes the note and begins to open it)

Cazzo: Hey no peeking! I want this to be a surprise.

(Clarissa turns and high tails it out of the office)

(Cazzo then takes the phone and dials a number. He starts a conversation with someone and just at that moment we see that Soda Boy Belton walks in).

Belton: Mr. Zandt! I'm here to offer my services...

Cazzo: No, not thirsty...

Belton: No! I want to become a member of the Executive... I can bring more than just refreshments and... myself... I can bring you... whatever you want! I'll show you how I can be an asset to this group... Just watch.. I'll show you why I am the main attraction...

Cazzo: You done? Coz I am on the phone right now.

Belton: Yeah I'm done.

(Belton turns and walks out of the office. But he then turns around again and has a last message for Cazzo).

Belton: Oh by the way, did you hear that The Rage is in the building?

(Belton then walks out of the office).

(Cazzo drops the phone and his mouth falls open).

Cazzo: WHAT!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! WHAT IS O'CONNOR DOING IN THE BUILDING!!?!?!?!?

(Cazzo throws all his papers of his desk to the ground and basically freaks out like a madman).

(Scene fades out).


RPG vs. Belton - #1 Contender Prime Time Title

DT: Ok, after that it is time for our first of two matches for the number 1 contenderspot for the Prime Time Title. Its simple as this. The winner of the upcoming match between RPG and Belton, will face the winner of the Jerry Campbell vs. Xavier Eleven match next week. Then the winner of that match will face the Prime Time Champion at HAVOC II.

ND: At the moment Thorn is still the Prime Time Champion, but its still two weeks till Havoc so still alot can change.

DT: Right now RPG and Belton are gonna determine who stays in the battle for the Prime Time Title.

(Then East 1999 by Bone Thugs n Harmony plays and out comes RPG. He is a known man and the fans give him some reaction. He walks down to the ring and climbs in throwing his hands in the air.)

("You want a soda?" can be heard over the pa system, and its followed by the opening tunes of Chop Suey by System of a Down. Belton comes walking out and he hands out some cans to the Canadian audience. Belton makes his way to the ring and he enters it).

(Belton gets in and like always he hands a can of his soda over to his opponent. Wonder what RPG is gonna do with it? ....RPG accepts it and takes it, but he's not opening it to taste it. Belton asks RPG why he isn't gonna taste it now and RPG answers with saying that he will drink it after the match is over, which is in 2 minutes anyway. RPG chuckles and he then walks over to his corner and places the can on the apron. But at that moment Belton moves in from behind and he rolls up RPG).

....................1..............................................2......................kickout!!...

DT: That was a close call. Belton almost had the win there already. Belton takes RPG and he whips him into the ropes, and when he comes off he does a headscissors takedown!!......Belton picks RPG up again and after some European uppercuts and some chops to the chest, he sends him into the corner. Belton rushes into the corner and he splashes on top off RPG, but RPG catches Belton out of the air and ..POWERSLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!!...He grabs Belton chops him and throws him into the ropes and he catches Belton with a knee to the midsection when he comes off.

ND: RPG stomps Belton to the head and he the lifts Belton on the toprope. RPG climbs on too and he signals for a tornado DDT off the toprope.....AND HE HITS IT!!!.....What a move by RPG this early in the match......Belton is out and RPG gets to his feet and he does a little strut...Why doesn't he pin him??? Weird...real weird.......RPG now finally goes for the cover, ............1....................................................2...............................kickout by Belton.....He could of had that match...RPG could have won, if he would have pinned him earlier.

DT: But instead Soda Boy is still in the match. Belton crawls over to the ropes, but RPG meets him with a boot to the back of the head. RPG pulls Belton to his feet and he kicks him in the gut and ....does a swinging neckbreaker.......RPG going for the fast cover now, but again he only gets a two count. He takes Belton and sends him into the ropes. Belton comes off and he sees that RPG wants to backdrop him. And Belton counters by kicking RPG hard into the face.....RPG stumbles backwards and Belton moves into the ropes and .....USES THE ROPES AS A SPRINGBOARD AND DOES CROSSBODY AND TAKES RPG TO THE MAT!!!

ND: Belton picks RPG up and german suplexes him to the mat. He holds on to him and he goes for a second german suplex and executes it. Belton gets to his feet and he bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does a summersault and lands on top off RPG..........And he goes for the cover, ........1.........................................2.........................RPG kicks out.......Belton grabs RPG and hands out a right hand. He whips him, but RPG reverses the whip and Belton goes into the ropes. Belton comes off and RPG takes him and does a fishermans suplex!!........For the cover, ................1....................................2..............kickout by Belton.

DT: Belton gets back up and the two start to hand out punches. RPG then ducks one and he waistlocks Belton, but Belton elbows RPG to the head and reverses the waistlock....He then lifts RPG up and ...BACKDROP SUPLEXES HIM TO THE CANVAS......Belton goes into the ropes, uses them as a springboard and does a corkscrew moonsault on RPG!!!...BRILLIANT MOVE!!!......Belton hooks the leg, .....1...........................................2....................................noooo, kickout by RPG!!!

ND: Belton cannot believe it. He slamms his fist to the mat 3 times and gets up. He picks RPG up and he throws him into the ropes, RPG comes off and he backdrops RPG to the mat. Belton goes to the topturnbuckle and after getting to the top he dives off for a cross body on RPG!!....OOOOH MAN!!!.........Belton for another cover, but again only a two count. .....Belton snaps now and he goes over to the referee and he shoves him into the ropes. The ref warns Belton, but he is not impressed by that. While Belton is shouting at the ref, it is RPG who got back to his feet again. He moves up from behind Belton and .....LARIAT TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!!...

DT: And Belton goes down!!!......RPG picks Belton up and after a kick to the gut he irish whips Belton into a corner and....Belton flies in hard backfirst.....RPG charges in and ....oooooohhh Belton sticks his elbow out and RPG flies facefirst into it. Belton lifts RPG up and........THE DECAPITATOR.........Belton for the cover and.

......1...............

......2................

......3................

ND: Belton has defeated RPG and he moves on to perhaps become the new Prime Time Champion.

(After celebrating Belton walks over to RPG's corner and he takes the soda can. He opens it and he first takes a sip from it and he then empties the can right in RPG's face).

DT: How humiliating, how embarrassing.

ND: Agh, it can be worse. Remember that Golden shower on Gold, now that was humiliating.

Winner: Belton


(We go backstage and the scene shows Clarissa rushing frantically about the backstage area. She passes various EWCL wrestlers until she comes across Loki talking to one of the EWCL backstage guys. Loki's wearing a pair of black cargo pants and sleeveless EWCL T-shirt and on his right wrist is a white cast. Clarissa hurries over to Loki and coughs to get his attention)

Loki: Yeah?

Clarissa: Cazzo sent me.

Loki: And?

Clarissa: He asked me to read you this note.

Loki: And the note says............?

Clarissa: Oh yeah..........

(Clarissa laughs nervously as she opens the note.)

Loki

Seeing as you're obviously not fit to wrestle tonight, and for the foreseeable future, with your broken wrist I've been wondering what's the point in having you around?

You see Loki I don't like carrying dead weight around.

Basically Loki you can now consider your ass fired!!!!

Regards

Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt

P.S. Get out of the arena cause your ass is now trespassing.

Loki: Son of a bitch..............

(Loki takes off at pace as the camera man struggles to keep up. They make their way through the backstage area until a set of double doors marked "Cazzo" can be seen. As Loki is about to smash through the door two huge pairs of arms reach out and throw Loki to the ground making sure Loki is pinned to the floor. The double doors fly open.)

Cazzo: WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS RACKET?

(Cazzo looks down towards Loki)

Cazzo: Oh, dispose of him like the rest of the trash. This thing is trespassing on my arena and I don't want to see him back around here. AND SOMEONE GET MORE SECURITY AND NICK DANGEROUS OVER HERE ASAP!!

DT: That sick, sadistic son of a bitch!

(Commercials).


(We come back from the commercials and go backstage and we see Nick Dangerous with his Executive title in his locker room with Peter Tiger.)

Nick: This is messed up, I'm supposed to be the one in the main event! I'm the one who is supposed to be in the Universal title hunt, why Aaron Gold gets my shot is beyond me.

Peter: Uh, Nick.

Nick: I mean, Aaron Gold should be in IWF, fighting for some worthless internet title or something.

Peter: Nick?

Nick: Yeah, he should be in IWF, working for Iceman, getting paid less...

Peter: NICK!

Nick: What do you want!?

Peter: Can you go rant to someone who cares?

Nick: ...

(Nick stares at Tiger...Then leaves the room.)

(Nick walks around backstage and a staff member walks up to him).

Staff member: Hey Nick, Cazzo wants to talk to you ASAP.

Nick: No, I want to talk to Cazzo ASAP!!

(Scene ends).


Jerry Campbell vs. Xavier Eleven - #1 Contender Prime Time Title

DT: Welcome back to the second match for number 1 contender for the Prime Time Title. This one is between Jerry Campbell and Xavier Eleven.

ND: Or Xander Byrne, or Xavier Byrne, or Xander Eleven or...

DT: Stop it Down.

ND: Yeah but what is his name?

DT: Doesn't matter Down.

ND: It does matter. How can Ray Ramone insult him properly, if he doesn't know his name?

(slap-ouch).

DT: Shut up, Down.

(At that moment County grammar by Nelly starts to play and Jerry "5 Star" Campbell comes walking out from the back. Moogatu joins him and the two make it to the ring. Campbell gets in and the crowd cheers him on).

(Enter Sandman starts to play and Xavier Eleven comes running out and makes it to the ring).

Ding ding ding.

(Commercials).

DT: The two start to circle eachother and after about 6 seconds they tie up. Eleven with a side headlock and he pushes Campbell into the ropes....Campbell comes off and he ducks the forearm and he comes off the opposite ropes and takes Eleven to the mat with a flying shouldertackle. Eleven gets up right away, but Campbell sends him back to the mat again with a clothesline that almost takes Elevens head off. Campbell drags Eleven over to the ropes and he places him with his head under the bottom rope. Campbell stomps Eleven to the midsection a few times and he then grabs Eleven by the legs and ...SLINGSHOTS HIM AND ELEVENS THROAT HITS THE BOTTOM ROPE HARD!!

ND: Even I felt that....oh man....that must hurt.......Campbell drags Eleven to the middle of the ring and he then places his boot to Eleven's throat....He is choking the life out of the youngster like that. The referee finally makes Jerry stop. Campbell picks Eleven up and he throws him into the a corner. Eleven flies in backfirst and Campbell follows in hot pursuit!!! ...Campbell rushes in for a spear.....but ooooooooh Eleven leaps up in time and Campbell goes shoulderfirst into the corner and hits the steel ringpost!!!......Oooh not good for that shoulder!!!...

DT: Eleven back to the mat and he pulls Campbell out of the corner and .....shoulderbreaker!!!........Eleven follows that up with bodyslamming Campbell to the mat and he then stomps Campbell to the left shoulder several times. Eleven really focusses on that hurt shoulder now. ......Eleven goes to the second rope now and ......LEGDROP ON CAMPBELL!!!.......Eleven for the cover, .................1.................................................2................but Jerry kicks out!!!....Eleven grabs Campbell and he irish whips him into the corner and .....Campbell flies in shoulderfirst!!!....That shoulder is really hurt right now....

ND: Eleven moves in on Campbell, who fell down to the mat. He picks up Campbell, but he counters with a lowblow!!! ......Eleven goes to one knee and Campbell lifts him up and he goes for THE FICLER, but he can't do it!!!.....He has to let go off Eleven again.....his shoulder hurts too much right now!!!......Campbell checks his shoulder again and he then moves back to Eleven and uses his right foot to work on him....He kicks Eleven 6 times to the head. He then pulls Eleven to his feet and throws him into the ropes.....Eleven comes off and Campbell kicks him into the midsection and .....he then grabs Eleven by the head and slamms it hard into the mat!!!

DT: Campbell picks up Eleven and he grabs him by the tights and suplexes him to the mat.....Campbell on his feet again and he bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for an elbow drop on his opponent, but the 17-year old moves out of the way and Campbell only hits the mat.....Eleven hops up and he stomps Campbell to the hurt shoulder....He then grabs a hold of Campbell and he hooks in a Bow and Arrow submission move!! Wow, great move there by Eleven!!! And Campbell is screaming it out from the pain now.......This is also real painfull for that left shoulder!!!....The ref checks if Campbell wants to give up, but he shakes his head......The crowd starts to chant "Jerry...Jerry....Jerry"......and Campbell holds on!!

ND: Eleven then lets go because this move also takes alot of energy out of him. He picks up Campbell and sends him into the ropes....Campbell comes off and Eleven goes for a hurricanrana.....BUT OOOOH CAMPBELL COUNTERS IT AND TURNS IT INTO A SIT DOWN POWERBOMB!!!...........Campbell for the cover, ....................1........................................................2............................................kickout!!!.......Campbell grabs Eleven and hands out some chops to the chest and the crowd reacts with "woooooooooh"..........He then lifts Eleven up and out of nowhere he DDT's him to the mat!!! Good mercy!!! Campbell picks Eleven up from the mat again and chops him to the chest for another time.

DT: Campbell then throws Eleven into the ropes, but Eleven jumps on top off the topturnbuckle and ...SPINNING HEELKICK OFF THE TOPROPE!!!.....AND HE HITS CAMPBELL AND HE IS LAYED OUT ON THE MAT NOW!!!.......Eleven goes for the cover, ....1....................................................2.............................................but a kickout by Jerry!!!...And the crowd starts to chant "JERRY....JERRY....JERRY".....Eleven goes to the corner and he climbs the toprope again.

ND: He waits till Campbell gets back up again and he then signals for his RAGNA ROCK FINISHER....A spear from the toprope!!!......Campbell gets back up and .....ELEVEN JUMPS OFF THE TOPTURNBUCKLE....BUT OOOOOOOOOH CAMPBELL BIG BOOTS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!....WHAT A COUNTER ATTACK BY CAMPBELL!!!......Eleven is laying motionless on the canvas and Campbell slowly moves over....He picks Eleven up and ........THE FICLER!!!....IT'S ALL OVER NOW!!!...

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..................3.....................

DT: Jerry Campbell moves on and he will face Belton next week to determine who's going to Havoc II to fight the Prime Time Champion!!!

ND: What a match next week. Soda Boy versus 5 Star. It's gonna be big.

(After the match is over fireworks explodes. And we hear the following spoken words).

Full of doubt
Full of fear
All's unclear
Its over cuz now I can see

DT: What the hell was that about? We saw something similar like that last week. What is that?

ND: I don't know, but I still think that it something to do with Matty Midget. Dammit its the midget, he wants me. He wants to kill me!!

DT: Take it easy Down.

ND: Take it easy, take it easy?!? How can I take it easy, when a midget wants to take my life.

DT: You don't even know if Matty Midget has anything to do with that.

ND: It has to be someone with a disturbed mind.

DT: Lets just go to the commercials.

(Commercials).

Winner: Jerry Campbell


(We come back from the commercials and we go to Prez Cazzo's office. Already a number of security guards have entered the office. Cazzo is eagerly waiting for more security guards and Nick Dangerous. Cazzo walks from one side of the office to the other side, constantly looking at his watch).

Cazzo: Where is he?!? Where's that bloody Canadian.

(Finally Nick Dangerous enters the office).

Cazzo: Ok, we can begin!! I got the news that The Rage Rick O'Connor is in the building!!! WHAT I WANT FROM YOU IS TO FIND HIM AND EXPEL HIM FROM THE BUILDING!! HELL EVEN THROW HIM OUT OF THE FUCKING COUNTRY IF THATS POSSIBLE!!

(Monique grabs Cazzo by the arm and tells him to calm down because its not good for his blood pressure).

Cazzo: I WON'T CALM DOWN!!! .....YOU BETTER FIND O'CONNOR FAST!!!...BECAUSE I PROMISE YOU, IF O'CONNOR COMES WITHIN 50 FEET OF THIS OFFICE, YOU ALL WILL BE FIRED!!! UNDERSTAND!!!

Nick Dangerous: Chill out man. It's only O'Connor.

Cazzo: ONLY O'CONNOR????? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MAN DID TO ME!!!! NOW ALL OF YOU OUT AND FIND HIM!!!

(The security guards leave the office and Cazzo sits down and puts his head in his hands, looking pretty desperate. After about a minute he looks up and sees that Nick Dangerous is still in the office).

Cazzo: Wasn't I clear enough Nick? What do you want?

Nick: I want answers Cazzo.

Cazzo: Answers??? Explain, explain right now, because you are wasting time here.

(Nick slams the Insurgence card on the desk and points to the main event.)

Nick: THIS IS WHAT YOU BOOKED!?

Cazzo: Calm down, it's not like Aaron Gold will win anyways.

Nick: I don't care who wins, I'm here asking you why you gave GOLD the match, and not me.

Cazzo: Nick, you know you're my top man in The Executive right now, but there are some people I have to get pay back on first. So what you need to do is first find Rick O'Connor and after that beat the pulp out of Thorn.

Nick: Payback hey? So, instead of giving me a well earned title shot, you're making me take care of old news!? Phht, I don't need this, I need gold, I need it now.

Cazzo: You have that Executive title strapped around waste.

Nick: Urgh.

(Nick rips off the title and slams it on the desk.)

Nick: I'm not gonna sport any kind of Executive title when the "leader" is running around forcing me to do HIS work for him, I want my title shot.

Cazzo: Let me get this in your head! I made you EWCL champion, I WILL make you Universal champion!

Nick: Well you don't seem to be trying hard enough!

Cazzo: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!

Nick: Oh I'll trust you, but I better not just be wasting my time.

Cazzo: Now go and FIND O'CONNOR!!

(Nick walks away as the camera focuses on Cazzo who stares at Nick, we then see Nick pop in to take his Executive title with him, as the scene cuts.)


Johnathan Cable vs. DJ Cool

DT: Right now it is time for what many people have been waiting for, namely the debut of DJ Cool in a singles match in the EWCL. This is quite something to have a name like that in the EWCL. Especially now that Sean Corvik has announced his retirement. DJ Cool is able to fill that space.

ND: Ain't noone like The Master of the Moves, Thornton. You can't replace Corvik just like that. It can't be done. Just can't be.

DT: But still its great to have DJ Cool in our federation.

ND: Man, will you please stop sucking up to the guy.

(slap-ouch).

DT: DJ Cool will make his debut against none other than Johnathan Cable. The 2 time former Extreme Title Champion and the current tagteam champion. This is definately not gonna be easy for DJ Cool. Cable has showed week in and week out that he is a force to reckon with. He is one of the toughest men in this federation.And even after his brutal matches with Strait Hate he still continued to work on house shows and appear on tv each week. Thats something that you can't say often.

ND: Man, what is it with you today? First suck up to DJ Cool and now to Cable!

(slap-ouch).

ND: Well excuse me!!

(The lights dim to black, and the first rifts of Bombshell by Powerman5000 hit hard on the arena speakers. As the song kicks in, red spotlights dance around the arena, spinning wildly among the fans, and firebombs explode back and forth across the stage. After several moment, the stage errupts in a massive wall of fire, and then dies down, a man emerging form the curtain, and stepping over the space where fire emerge moments before. As he makes his way across, the wall of fire explodes again from the stage, and we see a man in black pants, white flames licking upwards from the knee, and black boots. His face is clad in a molded black leather mask, and the fire ights gints slightly off of the sooth leather. The man makes his way down the ramp, followed by firebombs at regular interval, and the red spots still spin out of control around the arena. The man reaches the ring, and rolls under the bottom, making his way to the middle of the ring. he looks in all directions as firebombs explode around the ring, and raises his hands swiftly over his head as the ringposts errupt with blazing fire. The lights go back to normal and the man waits within the ring for his match to begin).

(Spawn again by Silverchair starts to play over the PA system and DJ Cool comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him on wildly as he makes it to ringside. He reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: The match has started and Cable meets DJ Cool and welcomes him with some hard punches. Cable hands out some right hands and DJ Cool staggers backwards into the ropes......Cable rushes in on DJ Cool, but DJ Cool ducks and he backdrops Cable over the toprope to the outside!!!......Cable lands on the concrete and DJ Cool grabs the ropes and .......slingshots himself over the ropes and does a cross body on top off Cable!!!......And the crowd goes wild once again!!!.....DJ Cool follows that up with some hard shots to Cable's head.....He then grabs Cable by the head and moves him over to the ringpost.

ND: ...WHAMMMMM.....and he ramms Cable's head into it hard.....He then irish whips Cable into the security guardrail and the tagchamp goes in backfirst......DJ Cool charges in on him and ...CLOTHESLINES CABLE OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE CROWD!!!!.......DJ Cool, then goes back to the apron and he climbs on top of it........AND DJ COOL JUMPS OFF THE APRON OVER THE GUARDRAIL, BUT CABLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DJ COOL LANDS ON THE CONCRETE CHEST FIRST!!!!.......Oooh....ooooh..oooooohh...

DT: You can say that again. Cool is in pain now and Cable is crawling over to the guardrail and uses it to get back on his feet again. These days it seems like every match with Cable in it ends up in the crowd. Anyway, Cable grabs a chair from one of the people in the crowd and he folds it up and moves over to DJ Cool. He then places the chair with the top to the back off Cools head. After holding on to that for a couple of seconds, Cable swings the chair and nails DJ Cool to the back of the head with it.

ND: Welcome to the EWCL.......Cable throws the chair to the ground and he then picks up DJ Cool and he throws him over the guardrail back to ringside. Cable gets on the guardrail and he jumps off and nails DJ Cool with a double axe handle smash. Cable grabs his opponent and he doesn't stop and whips him towards the ringpost....Cool flies in and hits it backfirst.........Cable slowly moves in and he then irish whips DJ Cool again, but this time Cool reverses the whip and he sends Cable into the steel ringpost himself!!!......And Cable went in headfirst!!!

DT: DJ Cool walks over to the steel ringsteps and he takes the top off the steps and then runs in on Cable and .....RAMMS THEM TO HIS BACK!!!.....He then throws the ringsteps into the ring and rolls Cable in aswell. DJ Cool is back in control again and he rolls into the ring and he places the steel ringsteps near the ropes. He picks up Cable and hands out some right and left hands. Cool throws Cable into the ropes....Cable comes off and DJ Cool ....WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND CABLE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!!!...

ND: Ooooh holy moly!!!...........Did you see that!?!?.......DJ Cool drags Cable off the steps and goes for the cover, ............1..................................................2..........................but Cable manages to kick out of it.......Cool takes the ringsteps again and he places them on top off the topturnbuckle........He then starts to climb that corner and climbs on top off the ringsteps!! Have you ever seen something like this before!!! ......DJ Cool gets all the way on top and he now faces the crowd......AND DJ COOL MOONSAULTS OFF ON CABLE, BUT CABLE LIFTS HIS KNEES UP AND DJ COOL LANDS RIGHT INTO THE KNEES!!!!....

DT: Cable rolls to the ropes and takes some deep breaths.....A couple of seconds later he is back on his feet again and he moves over to DJ Cool and kicks him to the ribs....Ooooh concentrating on those ribs is pretty smart. ...He then picks DJ Cool up and he throws him into the ropes......he comes off and Cable with a belly to belly suplex!!!.........He picks DJ Cool up from the mat once again and after sending him into the ropes, he does a high knee and it hits DJ Cool into the ribs again.....Cool will definately feel that in the morning.......Cable drags his opponent to his feet and he irish whips him into the ropes, but DJ Cool comes off and he kicks Cable into the midsection and....

ND: FRONT FACE SUPLEX!!!......He just did that move out of nothing!!......Cable landed face first on the mat and DJ Cool takes his time to recover now.....He then turns Cable on his back and goes into the ropes and does a kneedrop on him. DJ Cool for the cover, but Cable kicks out after two. Cool grabs Cable by his mask and punches him into the forehead a few times. He then throws Cable hard into the corner!! Cable goes in backfirst and DJ Cool charges in and splashes on top off him!!!....Cool then starts to plant his fist into the mask....1.....2....3....4....5.....but oooooh Cable picks DJ Cool up and ...REVERSE ATOMIC DROP!!!.....DJ Cool staggers backwards and Cable comes in with a flying forearm and both men go down to the mat!!

DT: Cable now back up and it is his turn again to use the ringsteps. He picks them up and he moves over to DJ Cool, but ooooooh Cool with a spinning heelkick into the ringsteps and they go right into Cable's face!!!.......And the New Evolution member goes hard to the canvas!!!........DJ Cool takes the ringsteps, places them near the corner and he then lays Cable on it with his head facing the mat!!.....DJ Cool then goes to the corner and climbs to the toprope. He gets on top and .......TOPROPE GUILLOTINE LEGDROP AND HE HITS CABLE TO THE BACK OFF THE HEAD!!!......

ND: Have mercy!!!...What a ridiculous move there!!!.......After about 8 seconds DJ Cool picks Cable up and ....THE SIGN OFF.........Thats his own sign off!! Its a Cruxifix Powerbomb!!!........Cable is knocked out and DJ Cool for the cover and. ................1...........................................................2...............................................3.........HE WINS IT!!....DJ Cool wins his singles debut in the EWCL.

DT: And that was a great match by both players, but especially DJ Cool showed us why he is ranked so high in the business.

ND: Now, what did I tell you about sucking up!!

(slap-ouch).

Winner: DJ Cool


(We go backstage and we see Aaron Gold walking down the hall, when we suddenly hear a voice.)

Voice: Good luck on your match tonight, Aaron.

Aaron: I don't need luck man, but I apprecia-

(Aaron then gets hit from behind with a cookie sheet. We then see that Nick Dangerous is standing over Gold, he smirks at Aaron's downed body.)

Nick: The least you could do is name yourself after something you're worthy of.

(Nick walks off and he mumbles to himself "I'm not gonna look for O'Connor, I got better things to do).

(DJ Cool then suddenly runs in on Dangerous with a steel chair in hand, Nick quickly runs off.)

(Commercials).


(We come back from the commercials and we go back to Prez Cazzo's office. Cazzo is still looking pretty nervous and he keeps on walking from side to side. He looks on his watch time and time again. He asks Monique if she already heard something yet from the security guards or Nick Dangerous, but she shakes her head).

(Then there's a knock on the door. The door then opens and we see that the caterer arrives. He enters the office like he always does, but Cazzo flips out and he throws himself at the kid and he starts to strangle him.........and at the same time Cazzo shouts out "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU O'CONNOR, YOU BASTARD").

(Cazzo beats the kid up severely, but when it is too late and the poor kid is already knocked out and busted open, he realizes that it's not The Rage in disguise. Cazzo gets up to his feet and he shakes his head and walks out of the office to ringside).

(Scene ends).


Thorn(c) vs. "The" Nick Dangerous - Non-Title

DT: Ok, after that it is time that we gonna see Thorn and Nick Dangerous in action. These two men used to fight on the same side, both on The Executive. But times have changes, Thorn has left The Executive and Cazzo booked Dangerous in a match with Thorn now. Cazzo wants payback. He couldn't do it entirely last week because the Canadian police took Cazzo away. But right now Dangerous can finish what Cazzo has started and thats finish Thorn off all the way.

ND: Thorn gotten mighty popular by the fans though, however some see him as a traitor.

(Hate me now by Korn starts to play and Thorn comes out. The Prime Time Champion appears on the ramp and most of the people cheer him on. Thorn raises his hands in the air and he then starts to make his way to the ring. He reaches ringside, hands his title over to the announcer and then rolls into the ring).

(Fire in the head by The Tea Party plays and "The" Nick Dangerous walks out from behind the curtains. Because we are in Canada he gets cheered on. Dangerous walks to the ring and slides in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Dangerous enters the ring and he goes immediately for Thorn. He nails him in the head a few times and he then whips Thorn into the ropes. But Thorn reverses it!! Thorn goes for a clothesline but Dangerous ducks it, hits the opposite ropes and comes off with a flying lariat on Thorn!!!.....Dangerous picks Thorn up and he sends him into the corner. Dangerous follows right in and he grabs Thorns head and starts to ramm it into the topturnbuckle!!...1....2...3.....4.....5....6.....7....8.....9......10.....

ND: The Canadian crowd loves it!! Dangerous grabs Thorn by the head and he then sends him into the ropes. Thorn comes off and Dangerous lifts him up and does a spinning samoan drop!!!....Dangerous picks Thorn up again and does a Russian Legsweep!!.......Dangerous follows that up with throwing Thorn into the ropes again. Thorn comes off and he slides through Dangerous his legs. He gets up behind him and when Dangerous turns around, HE DOES A HURRICANRANA!!!....Dangerous goes down and Thorn for the first cover of the match, ....1.....................................2.......................kickout.

DT: Thorn grabs Dangerous and after a few fists, he sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he does a POWERSLAM!!! ....Thorn with some stomps to the head and midsection. He follows that up with pulling Dangerous to his feet and uppercutting him hard. He then lifts Dangerous up and ...NUTBUSTER!!!......This could be the end of it all!!!.....Thorn goes for the cover, ....................1...........................................2..................but a kickout by Dangerous.

ND: Thorn takes Dangerous and he sends him into the ropes, but this time Dangerous holds on to the ropes.....Thorn charges in on him, but Dangerous pulls the ropes down and Thorn flies to the outside!!! He lands hard on the concrete!!!......Dangerous gets on the apron and he runs over the apron and then does a 360 and lands on Thorn!!!...Oooh man!!!.......After about 10 seconds Dangerous follows that up with smashing Thorns head into the concrete...He does this about 4 times....Dangerous gets back up and he throws Thorn into the guardrail. Dangerous runs in, but Thorn counters and SPEARS DANGEROUS TO THE GROUND!!!

DT: And now it is Thorns turn to unleash his fury on his opponent with some hard punches. He hands out several shots to the head and he then picks Dangerous up and whips him into the apron. Thorn charges in on him with a shouldertackle and hits him hard!!!...Dangerous falls down to the ground and Thorn uses his knee to work on Dangerous some more!!!....Thorn finally picks Dangerous up and he drags him over to the timekeepers table.

ND: Thorn places Dangerous on the timekeepers table and he gets on aswell and he tries to set Dangerous up for a reverse DDT onto the table!!!........But ooooh Dangerous counters with a mulekick to the nuts and .....DDT'S THORN THROUGH THE TABLE!!!....Holy shit!!!........That also took alot out of Dangerous!!!...He is weakened too by that move, but he takes Thorn and he rolls him back into the ring. Dangerous for the cover, ........................1.....................................................2..........................................but noooooo, Thorn kicks out!!!....

DT: Dangerous picks Thorn up and he whips him, but Thorn reverses the whip and when Dangerous comes off he hits him with a roundhouse kick!!! And Dangerous goes down!!....Thorn picks up Dangerous and he fires a right hand to the midsection. Thorn fires Dangerous into the ropes, but Dangerour reverses it and catches him with a spinebuster!!!.....Dangerous crawls over and makes the cover for another close call...Dangerous is now frustrated as he doesn't know what to do to beat this man. He picks Thorn up and whips him in the corner. Dangerous charges in, but Thorn lifts his boot up and Dangerous flies face first into the big boot.

ND: Dangerous is stunned and stumbles backwards. Thorn climbs to the toprope and ....DOES A TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!.......GREAT MOVE!!!............Dangerous is out and Thorn goes for the cover, .......................1...................................................2...................but a kickout by Nick Dangerous!! He kicked out!! He kicked out!!!.......Thorn now picks Dangerous up and he bodyslams him to the mat!!....Thorn then goes to the corner again and climbs to the toprope. He then gives the signal for THE XTREME!!...

DT: But then we see that SODA BOY BELTON COMES RUNNING OUT FROM BEHIND!!!.....HE HAS A STEELCHAIR IN HIS HANDS AND HE REACHES THE RING AND CLIMBS ON THE APRON AND .....HE BASHES THE STEELCHAIR INTO THORN AND THORN FALLS OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE MAT!!!.....

ND: Holy shit!!

DT: And the referee has seen it all....You can see the look on the referees face and you know that he can only do one thing right now. And thats disqualify Nick Dangerous for illegal interference.......Belton also sees the look in the referees eyes and you can see that Belton knows whats gonna happen next....He knows that Dangerous is gonna get disqaulified for his action.......Then it looks like Belton got an idea and he climbs into the ring and ......when Dangerous moves back up to his feet....Belton swings and ......NAILS DANGEROUS WITH THE STEELCHAIR ASWELL!!........Belton then looks back at the referee and the referee motions to the timekeeper to ring the bell!!

Ding ding ding.

(Ring announcer Jay Blue takes the word).

Jay Blue: The result of this match due to illegal interference is a .......DOUBLE DISQUALIFICATION....!!!

(Belton raises his hands in the air and he then goes over to Dangerous and checks how he is doing).

DT: Man, that Belton is one weird dude.

ND: Smart thinking though. He decided to also bash Dangerous with the chair so he wouldn't lose the match. Instead its a double dq.

DT: Yeah, but I wonder if Dangerous is ok with it that Belton hit him in the head with a chair.

ND: Hey, its all for a good cause huh.

(While Nick Dangerous rolls out of the ring and starts to walk out of ringside. We hear the opening riffs off "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony. Moments later Prez Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out and he marches down to ringside. Cazzo doesn't look good at all. He looks pretty nervous. The crowd starts to boo him right away. Cazzo reaches ringside and climbs in and takes a mic).

(Just when Cazzo wants to take the word, Belton walks over to him and taps him on the back).

Belton: Hey Caz. Well, what did you think?

Cazzo: ....NOT NOW BELTON!!

Belton: Yeah, but what did you think? Because of me Nick didn't lose!! What you think of that?

Cazzo: .....NOT NOW BELTON!!!....

Belton: But...what did you think?

Cazzo: .........Uhh, you did good but you don't have the Executive spirit im looking for... better luck next time...OK!

Belton: What? Thats bulls##t! Im sorry Mr Zandt, but you're making a bad decision... Right Nick? Raise your hand if you want Belton in The Executive...

(Belton raises his hand while Cazzo and Nick from outside of the ring look at him. Belton puts his hand down and climbs out of the ring and it looks like he's gonna cry.)

(While Belton gets out of the ring Cazzo can finally take the word).

Cazzo: O'CONNOR!!! WHERE ARE YOU O'CONNOR!!!.....I WANT YOU RIGHT IN THIS RING O'CONNOR!!!....RIGHT NOW!!!...RIGHT HERE!!!....COME ON NOW.....IF YOU ARE A BIG BOY THEN YOU COME OUT NOW AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!!....YOU LOSER!!!

DT: Cazzo has really lost it now. It looks like he's going insane.

ND: Scary huh.

Cazzo: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT O'CONNOR!!....YOU ARE TOO FRICKIN CHICKEN TO FACE ME HERE!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!.....

(Still there is no sign of Rick O'Connor. Cazzo goes nuts and looks around frantically. He then turns towards Nick Dangerous who is still standing at ringside).

Cazzo: NICK, get your ass in the ring right now!!

DT: Whats gonna happen now?

(Dangerous enters the ring and he stares at Cazzo).

Cazzo: Didn't I ask you to find O'Connor? DIDN'T I??? DIDN'T I???....

Nick Dangerous: Yes, you did. (he says softly).

Cazzo: I THOUGHT SO!!....SO WHERE IS HE???

Nick Dangerous: I don't know.

Cazzo: I DON'T KNOW?? I DON'T KNOW?? WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!? THATS NO ANSWER, YOU CHUMP!!! DIDN'T I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO FIND O'CONNOR!!

Nick Dangerous: Yes, you did.

Cazzo: THEN WHY DIDN"T YOU DO THAT, YOU MORON!?!?!?.....AND YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT UNIVERSAL TITLE SHOT NOW!!!

Nick Dangerous: WHAT THE FUCK!!!...I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE, CAZZO!!! I AM NOT HERE TO DO YOUR LITTLE TASKS,.....I"M AM "THE" NICK DANGEROUS AND YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!!

Cazzo: KISS MY ASS?

Nick Dangerous: YES, KISS MY FRICKING CANADIAN ASS!!!

Cazzo: Oh so thats what you want huh.....WELL BUDDY........I DON"T TOLERATE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE BOY....CONSIDER YOURSELF FIRED FROM THE EXECUTIVE.....AS OF NOW THERE IS NO EXECUTIVE....I DON"T NEED ANYONE!!!!!

(Cazzo drops the mic and he rolls out of the ring and walks out of ringside).

DT: Holy crap...now thats news!!!

ND: The end of The Executive!!

(Commercials).

Winner: No contest


(We come back from the commercials and we go backstage and we see Chris Christ and Drake Laps sitting on a bench. Christ got his Universal Title in his hands and Laps got his EWCL title in his hands).

Christ: No, no, no. my title is way more beautiful. Look the way it shines....Just look at it.

Laps: No way, Chris.....This is what a shiny belt looks like. (he holds up the EWCL title right in front of Chris his face).

Christ: You are wrong man. Just look at my title, you can even see your own reflection in it. It's just like a mirror. I tell you, it's the shiniest title in the world.

Laps: Hell no.......everyone knows that the Universal Title is a bad looking title, and that the EWCL title is the most beautiful and shiny one. They don't call it the "EWCL" title for nothing.

(While Christ and Laps are still discussing like little kids who has the most shiny title we see that "The Instigator" Jason Cadey sneaks up from behind Drake Laps. He wants to catch Laps from behind, but Laps sees Cadey his reflection in Christ his titlebelt and he turns around and he ramms Cadey in the head with his EWCL Titlebelt!!!...Cadey falls down to the ground and Laps picks him up and .....executes THE LAST LAP ON CADEY.....).

(Laps then sits down again next to Christ, but then he sees another reflection in Christ his titlebelt.....This time it is Stephen Jackson.....Laps turns around again and ...WHAMMMMM...HE SMACKS JACKSON IN THE HEAD WITH THE EWCL TITLE!!!...Jackson goes down to the concrete and Laps takes the bench that he and Christ were sitting on and he holds it up above his head and he slamms it right into Jacksons head and body!!! Both Cadey and Jackson are knocked out on the floor now).

(Laps looks back at his EWCL title and he notices that it got sweat and dust all over it now. Christ notices it aswell and smiles).

Christ: You see, I told you I had the most shiny titlebelt in ther world.

(End of scene).


Drake Laps(c) vs. Jason Cadey vs. Stephen Jackson vs. Cerberus - Non-Title

DT: Man, this is gonna be some battle. From what we have seen before it looks like both Jason Cadey and Stephen Jackson won't be at ringside. I doubt that they can make it to the ring after what Laps did to them with his title belt.

ND: Yes, he sure showed that he is the true EWCL Champion. He sure knows how to use that belt.

DT: Yeah well Laps did what he had to do. Anyway this upcoming match is a non-title match and like I said it looks like only Laps and Cerberus will be out.

ND: That still can be a great match though.

DT: I know.

(The lights go out in the arena as "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine hits the jampacked place...A sudden spotlight comes out of nowhere as Drake Laps is standing in the entrance way with Kelly Laps standing proud next to him...Laps raises his arms as fireworks shoot out of the metal stage...Shades of red and white go out of the ground as Drake Laps and Kelly Laps walk forward towards the ring...Laps jumps to the ropes as he holds the ropes for Kelly...Drake Laps jumps over the rope entering the ring...He turns to the camera and poses as Kelly is in front of him crouching...The crowd goes crazy as Drake Laps sits on the top rope, escorting Kelly outside of the ring).

DT: Its the EWCL Champion!!!

(Fuel by Metallica starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes out. The King of The Battle Royal makes his way to ringside. Cerberus also gets a good pop from the crowd. He reaches the ring and rolls in).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Cerberus and Laps circle eachother for about 6 seconds and they then tie up. Laps gets Cerberus in a side headlock and they go into the ropes. Laps lets go and when Cerberus comes off the opposite ropes he takes him down with a shouldertackle. Laps goes into the ropes again and steps over Cerberus, who's still on the mat. Laps comes off the ropes again and this time Cerberus leapfrogs over Laps. Cerberus goes into the ropes, but when he comes off Laps catches him with a hurricanrana!!

ND: What a start of this match!!! Laps hooks the leg, but only gets a two count. Laps asks the ref if it really only was a two count, but Cerberus already comes up from behind him and he lifts Laps on his shoulders in an electric chair move cradle and executes it!!! And he goes for the cover, ....1.....................................2.................but a shoulder up!!! Cerberus picks Laps up and.....OOOOOH GODD!!!>...HE LIFTS HIM UP ABOVE HIS HEAD!!!....I didn't know that Cerberus was this strong!!!..

DT: AND HE WALKS OVER TO THE ROPES AND ....HE DROPS LAPS ON THE OUTSIDE!!!....OH MY GODD!!!......Cerberus then runs to the topturnbuckle, uses the topturnbuckle as a springboard and does a missile dropkick to the outside to Laps!!! And Laps goes down and hits the concrete!!!.....Cerberus gets up and rolls back in the ring again......Laps takes his time and he eventually also gets back in the ring. Ok, it looks like we are gonna continue this fight in the ring again. Cerberus grabs Laps and he bodyslams him to the mat. He then goes over to the corner and climbs to the top. Cerberus on top and .......DIVING HEADBUTT FROM CERBERUS!!!....OH MAN!!!

ND: And The King of the Battle Royal goes for the cover, ...............1....................................................2....................but Laps kicks out!!! Cerberus picks Laps up agian and ......chicken wing powerbomb!!!!....Oooh man Cerberus is looking hot tonight and nooo Aaron Gold I didn't mean that in a gay way!!!......Cerberus for another cover attempt, ................1......................................2.........kickout!!.....Cerberus gets back up and he climbs through the ropes to the apron and moves over to the corner. But just at that moment Laps gets back to his feet and he runs to the corner, uses the second turnbuckle as a springboard and he dropkicks Cerberus off the apron to the outside!!!

DT: Shit man!!! ....Laps to the apron now and ......ASAI MOONSAULT ON CERBERUS!!!....What the hell did these guys take?!?! They sure don't need Cadey and Jackson to make this a spectacular match!! ...Both men are layed out now and taking it easy for a bit....Then it is Laps who picks up Cerberus and rolls him back into the ring....Laps gets back in and he grabs his opponent and he irish whips him into the corner and follows right after and clotheslines Cerberus in the corner!!! ....Great!!!.....Laps then lifts Cerberus up on the topturnbuckle, he climbs on aswell and ....TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!!....

ND: Laps for the cover, but Cerberus with a kickout!!! Laps then goes into the ropes and goes for a Lionsault, but Cerberus ducks it and Laps lands on the mat!!!....Cerberus counters and he hooks in a figure four leglock and Laps screams it out from the pain right now!!! Laps tries to reach for the ropes, but they are too far away!!! The referee asks if Laps wants to tap out, but he shakes nooo. Laps reaches for the ropes again, but he's still too far away!!! He tries again, and yeah finally Laps has managed to grab the ropes!!! Laps rolls around still in pain from that massive figure four and Cerberus gets back up and stomps down at Laps!!

DT: He picks Laps up and does a shuffle side-kick. He then drags Laps over to the corner and he lifts him on the topturnbuckle. Cerberus goes for a Superplex, but Laps reverses it and turns it into a front face suplex off the toprope!!! ......Laps goes for the cover right away, ....1................................................2.................................................KICKOUT BY CERBERUS!!!!....How did he do that?!?.....Laps picks Cerberus up and sends him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and ....CRUXIFIX......, ....1...................................................2.............but yet another kickout, this time by Laps!!! Cerberus now back in control again and he drags Laps to a corner. Cerberus then climbs on the topturnbuckle. But Laps climbs on aswell ...AND LAPS GOES FOR ANOTHER TOPROPE HURRICANRANA, BUT CERBERUS TURNS IT INTO A POWERBOMB!!! HOLY SHIT!!!...

ND: And Cerberus for the cover, .........1...........................................................2..................................................NOOOOO!!! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!!....The Armageddon cannot believe it, but he then focusses back on Laps and he grabs Laps and ...THE MEMORY REMAINS!!!...He hooked in a gangsta stretch subsmission!!!.......Laps is in pain and the ref does his thing again and checks if he wants to give up. But Laps refuses and Cerberus finally lets go and he grabs Laps and sends him into the ropes.....Laps comes off and Cerberus for a karate kick. But Laps catches the leg,.....but Cerberus counters with an ENZIGURI!!!...

DT: Cerberus follows that up with some kicks to the head.....He then takes Laps and throws him into the ropes, Laps comes off and he slides through Cerberus his legs, gets up behind him, turns Cerberus around and ....DDT'S him to the mat!!!....Laps goes for the count, but another near fall. He then grabs Cerberus by the head and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside. Laps rolls to the outside aswell now and he picks up Cerberus and he places him crotchfirst on the security guardrail. Laps then grabs a steelchair and ....RAMMS THE STEELCHAIR INTO CERBERUS HIS HEAD!!!......And Cerberus falls over the guardrail into the crowd!!!

ND: Laps climbs into the crowd aswell now and he picks up Cerberus and after ramming his head into the guardrail, he throws him back to ringside. Laps gets back to ringside too now and he places the steelchair on the apron set up against the bottom rope. He then takes Cerberus and ....HE IRISH WHIPS CERBERUS INTO THE APRON AND HE GOES BACKFIRST INTO THAT CHAIR!!!.....Cerberus falls down and Laps picks him up and rolls him back in the ring again. The Highflying Miracle rolls back in and he goes to the topturnbuckle. He climbs on top and he signals for his LAPIDATOR!!....

DT: Laps dives off, but ooooooohhh HE MISSES!!!....CERBERUS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! .......Cerberus goes over to the ropes and uses them to get back to his feet again. He then charges in on Laps does a roundhouse kick to his head.... He picks up Laps and places him in a corner.....Cerberus to the top and ...SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT!!!......Wow!!!.....Cerberus for the cover, .....1...................................................2..........................but a kickout by Laps!!!....Cerberus can't understand it. He picks up Laps again and irish whips him. But Laps reverses the whip and.

ND: Laps sends Cerberus into the ropes, but Cerberus holds on to the ropes!!!...Laps comes charging in and ....HE DROPKICKS CERBERUS OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....Cerberus lands on the concrete and in the ring we see that Laps is taking his time. He needs a short break!!!.......After about 12 seconds Laps gets up and he bounces himself into the ropes and goes to the side where Cerberus is layed out on the outside. ... LAPS REACHES THE ROPES, BUT JUST AT THAT MOMENT CERBERUS GOT BACK ON HIS FEET AGAIN AND HE GRABBED THAT STEELCHAIR AND HE THROWS IT RIGHT INTO LAPS HIS FACE!!!.....AND LAPS FALLS BACK TO THE MAT!!!

DT: Cerberus quickly climbs on the apron and goes to the topturnbuckle!! He gets on top and ......DOOMSDAY ON LAPS!!!............He goes for the cover and. ......1.........................................................................2...............................................................3......................CERBERUS WINS!!!.....Cerberus defeated Drake Laps in this non-title match!! But what a match did we see here!! This was action, and pure action!!! Damn that was some match!!!

ND: It sure was.

(Commercials).

Winner: Cerberus


(We come back from the commercials and we see that Prez Cazzo is in the carpark. Commissioner John Pilchard is standing next to him and the two are having a conversation).

Cazzo: John, can you take care of business for me. Because I had it up to here, and I really need to go to my hotel and get some sleep. Otherwise I go nuts.

John Pilchard: No problem, Eric.

Cazzo: Ok, so you do what I told you, ok, also with Dangerous and all. I trust you.

John Pilchard: Don't worry Eric.

Cazzo: Excellent.

(Cazzo then hops in the limo and the Prez tells the limo driver to go to the hotel and the car drives off. But suddenly the limo takes off down the street, throwing Cazzo all over the car. After thirty seconds, the limo screaches to a halt and the shield between the driver and Cazzo comes down and The Rage Rick O'Connor is in the driver's seat. O'Connor leans over the partition and says).

O'Connor: Sorry 'bout that Caz... wanted to beat traffic.

(He then throws himself over the partition and begins to beat on Cazzo for a couple of minutes until he leaves Cazzo in a blody mess in the back seat. He opens the door, climbs out, and says).

O'Connor: Same time again next week Caz?

(And slams the door shut).

(End of scene).


Chris Christ(c) vs. "24 Carat" Aaron Gold - Universal Title

DT: It's main event time!! Oh yes it is. "The Messiah" Chris Christ will take on "24 Carat" Aaron Gold and you know what.

ND: What?

DT: The Universal Title is at stake.

ND: I knew that.

DT: I know.

ND: ...Ok....Anyway... you know whats disgusting?

DT: What?

ND: To hear Aaron Gold talk about it that he pumped Silva full of his liquid gold. Now thats disgusting.

DT: Jealous huh?

ND: ME??!? Jealous of Aaron Gold?!? NEVER!!!....Although I wouldn't pass on a little fun with Silva.

DT: She's pregnant Down!!

ND: So?

DT: Oh man, you are really a sick pervert aren't you.

ND: Hey, I resent that!!

DT: ......Now ok, where were we? Oh yeah the Main Event match. Christ versus Gold. Some say that Gold didn't deserve this title shot, while others say that they are only trying to feed Christ with easy opponents so he can keep his title and look strong.

ND: Aahhhh the Rocky 3 storyline. Naah can't be that.

DT: Why not?

ND: ADRIANNNE!!!

DT: STOP IT!!

ND: Sorry, I always wanted to do that.

DT: Don't make me slap you again.

ND: .....

(At that moment Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and "24 Carat" Aaron Gold comes riding out on his Harley Davidson. Silva is sitting on the back and the two ride to ringside. They circle the ring once and Gold then stops and he and Silva both get off the bike. Gold gives Silva a kiss and he then rolls into the ring and prepares for his match).

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes out. The crowd erupts as the Universal Champion makes his way to the ring. Michelle joins Christ to ringside. The champ reaches the ring, hands his title over to Michelle and then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Christ and Gold circle eachother for a couple of seconds and they then tie up. Gold pushes Christ into the corner and gives a clean break. They lock up again and Christ gets in an armdrag takedown on Gold. The two get back to their feet again and they lock up for a second time, but Christ gets another armdrag takedown. For a third time the two get up and they lock up. Gold takes the initiative this time and he knees Christ to the gut. He follows that up with lifting Christ up and dropping him hard on his back with a backdrop suplex!!!....Gold hops back up and he kicks Christ to the head.

ND: Gold grabs Christ and he throws him into the ropes......Christ comes off and Gold with an overhead belly to belly suplex!!!......Christ goes into the ropes and he comes off with a legdrop on top off Christ. Gold hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ....1............................................2.................but Christ kicks out!!! Gold quickly picks up Christ and he throws him into the ropes. Christ comes off and Gold goes for a hiptoss, but Christ reverses it and takes Gold to the mat with a hiptoss of his own!!....Christ pulls Gold to his feet and he chops him hard to the chest.

DT: Christ then sends Gold into the ropes again, and when he comes off he does a neckbreaker!!! Oooh man!!! .......Christ goes to the second rope and ....ELBOW DROP ON GOLD!!!...The champ goes for the cover, but Gold kicks out after two. Christ works some more on Gold with kicks and stomps. He then takes Gold and he does a snappmare and holds on to the head......He got Gold in a headlock right now....But Gold makes it up to his feet and he elbows Christ to the head.....Christ lets go and he kicks Gold in the midsection and whips him into the ropes.

ND: Gold comes off and Christ wants to backdrop him. But Gold sees it coming and he bounces into the opposite ropes, comes off and ....FLYING BULLDOG ON CHRIST!!!.......And Christ flies hard facefirst to the mat!!....Ooooooh noooooooo!! ....Gold grabs Christ his legs and ....FOOLS GOLD!!! .....HE HOOKED IN HIS SHARPSHOOTER!!! THIS COULD BE IT, COMMON CHRIST HANG ON!!! JUST HANG ON!!! ITS ONLY A SHARPSHOOTER BY THAT PUSSY GOLD!!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Don't say those kind of things on national tv Down!!..

ND: Well excuse me!!

DT: Gold still has Christ in that Fools Gold and Christ tries to reach for the ropes. He is rather close so he should be able to reach them.......Christ tries again and ....he grabs the ropes!!.....The referee makes Gold break and Gold goes over to Christ and he kicks him to the back. He then lifts Christ up and .....OOH MY GODDD!!!...HE SIGNALS FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!......He sets Christ up, but Christ blocks the underhook piledriver and counters and he backdrops Gold to the mat!! That was close!! Real close!!......Christ moves back up to his feet and he picks Gold up and hands out some right punches. He then sends Gold into the ropes and when he comes off he hits Gold with a big clothesline!!

ND: Christ grabs Gold and he throws him into the corner. Gold goes in backfirst and Christ charges in and he bodysplashes on top off Gold. Christ climbs off of Gold and Gold is stunned and staggers forward a few steps. Christ then lifts Gold up and .....THE BLESSING!!!.....Oh yes, this is the end!!!...After that move Christ hooks the leg and goes for the pin, ......1..................................................2...........but Gold kicks out. Christ pulls Gold to his feet and he drags him back to the corner and he starts to ramm Golds head into the topturnbuckle. ...1....2....3....4....5....6...7....8...9......10....... Christ is finished and he then grabs Gold by the arm and he whips him into the opposite corner!!

DT: Gold flies in backfirst and Christ follows in hot pursuit.....But in the last moment Gold jumps up and he does a sunset flip and rolls Christ up for the cover, ....1...........................................................2..................................KICKOUT!!!......Christ and Gold both get back up and they start to trade fists back and forth. Gold gets the upperhand and he knocks Christ and The Messiah goes into the ropes. Christ hangs in the ropes and Gold charges in on him and HE CLOTHESLINES CHRIST OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....Christ lands on the concrete and Gold stays in the ring and takes a few deep breaths.

ND: After about 8 seconds Christ gets back on his feet and he climbs back on the apron. He faces Gold now, but at that moment Gold runs in on him and ....HE DOES A SUNSET FLIP OVER THE TOPROPE AND TURNS THAT INTO A POWERBOMB AND HE POWERBOMBS CHRIST OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE!!! ...HOLY CRAP!!!......Christ is out and Gold slowly gets back up again, using the apron as a leverage. Gold gets up and he picks up Christ and he throws him into the ringpost. He then grabs Christ by the head and he bashes his head into the steel ringpost!!!.....And Gold repeats that routine 3 times.

DT: Gold grabs Christ by the arm and he irish whips him into the spanish announce table.....Christ hits it backfirst and Gold then charges in on him, but oooooohhh CHRIST WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND GOLD FLIES FACE FIRST INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!.....While Gold lays with his head on the table, Christ climbs on the security guardrail and ....HE DOES A SPINNING LEGDROP ON GOLD AND THEY GO THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Good God!!!!....Show the rerun, please show the rerun of that!!!

ND: I taught him that, you know.

DT: What?

ND: I taught Christ that move.

DT: Yeah right, go fool someone else Down.

ND: No, really. Let me show it to you. Why don't you place your head on the table here and then I will climb on the guardrail and show you.

(slap-ouch).

DT: You are a moron Down.

ND: Ok, anyway, Christ is getting up from the ground now and he picks up Gold and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him in. Christ moves in aswell and he hooks the leg and goes for the pin, ........1...................................................................2...................but Gold kicks out!! Noooooo!!! How is that possible!! Christ picks up Gold, but ooooooh Golden Globes lowblow by Gold!!!.....Christ falls down to one knee and Gold goes into the ropes and comes off and dropkicks Christ to the mat!!!...Gold then picks up Christ again and he irish whip him, but Christ reverses the whip and when Gold comes off he FLAPJACKS GOLD AND HE FLIES FACEFIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!....OOOH MAN!!!!........What a great move!!

DT: Christ picks Gold up and ....GERMAN SUPLEXES HIM TO THE MAT!!!.......Christ holds on to the hold and he pulls Gold to his feet and he ...lifts Gold on the topturnbuckle!!!.....Christ climbs on aswelll and ..........TOSSING GERMAN SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!......HOLY SHIT .....DID YOU SEE WHAT CHRIST DID TO GOLD THERE!!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!.....WHAT A MOVE!!!......THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE AFTER THAT MOVE FROM CHRIST!!! He could have broken Golds back with that!!.......Christ now rolls over to Gold and he goes for the pin, .................1......................................................................2...............................but noooooooo!!! Gold kicked out!!!

ND: Christ is shaking his head in disbelief. He really thought this was the end of it all. Christ goes over to a corner and he looks at Michelle for a moment. He then notices that Gold is slowly coming back to his feet again. Christ then looks at his right foot and he stomps it to the mat one time.....He then moves in on Gold and when Gold gets up and turns towards him....Christ goes for his ....CEREVISI.....BUT AN EXHAUSTED GOLD DUCKS IT, TURNS CHRIST AROUND AND ......CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!....HE HIT IT...HE HIT THE CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER ON CHRIST!!!!....ITS UNBELIEVABLE!!!....

DT: But Gold is layed out on the mat too now!! He's exhausted from this match....Christ is knocked out, but Gold is also still on the mat.....He finally now moves himself over on Christ and lays his hand on his chest to go for the cover, .............................1.....................................................................2............................KICKOUT!!!.....CHRIST KICKS OUT!! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!! ......Gold crawls over to the ropes and he gets to his feet.He then slowly moves over to Christ and he picks him up and he sets him up for another Career Ending Golddigger!!......But Christ blocks it, and he rolls Gold up!!!!.........1........................................................2..........................kickout by Gold!!!....Oh man this is insane!!!..

ND: Gold and Christ both back on their feet again now. Both men go into the ropes, they come back off and .....DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!....They took eachother out!!!.......The referee checks on both men right now!!!.....But it looks like they both are totally knocked out.....The referee then starts to count, ........1...........................2............................3.............................4.................................5................................6........................................7............................................8...............And we see that Christ is getting back on his feet again!!!........Yes, he gets back up and he goes over to the ropes and rests a bit.

ND: Gold now is also back on his feet again and he charges in on Christ and .......CEREVISI!!!..........CHRIST HIT GOLD WITH HIS NEW SUPERKICK FINISHER!!.....GOLD GOES DOWN TO THE MAT AND CHRIST FOR THE COVER, .....................1..........................................................2..................................................3.........AND HE WINS!!!....THE MATCH IS OVER AND CHRIS CHRIST IS STILL THE UNIVERSAL CHAMPION!!!

DT: Oh man, this one had me on the tip of my seat.

ND: Ohg, Christ was only playing with Gold. He had him in the pocket all along.

DT: Yeah right.

ND: Really.

DT: Whatever. Well the match is over, Chris Christ and Aaron Gold respectfully shake hands as the fans cheer a good match.

(Suddenly we hear Fire in the Head by The Tea Party play on the PA system as Nick Dangerous come out of the stage entrance.)

Nick: Sorry to interrupt your little moment here, but my Canadian people have more important things to watch.

(The Canadian fans cheer on as Nick smiles.)

Nick: You hear that!? That's the Canadians, knowing what REAL talent is. I am a God to these people, and nothing can take that away from me!

(Chris Christ is handed a mic and speaks to Dangerous.)

Christ: Is there a reason your here!?

(The fans cheer.)

Nick: What? Of course, I always serve a purpose when I come out to these people...

(Nick walks up to the ring as he continues on...)

Nick: You see, the thing is, apparently Cazzo doesn't want me anymore. And he definately has a problem with me being Universal Champion. Secondly you're too scared to accept any form of a challenge from me, so I figured, Hmm, if I can't get Cazzo to book it, and I can't get Christ to accept it, I'm gonna have to take it! So what I'm proposing Christ, is that I am gonna have to take it from you-

(Nick runs in the ring with a mic in his hand and runs at Christ, but before anything happens, Damned if I Do by Life of Agony plays on the PA system, but it's not Cazzo but Commissioner John Pilchard who comes out and begins to talk on the mic.)

John Pilchard: NICK! Patience!

(Nick and Christ don't fight eachother yet, and look at Pilchard.)

Nick: What, are you here to announce Chris Christ vs Jay Masters for next week? Or are you gonna give it to Thorn? What low card waste of talent is getting the title shot this time Pilchard.

Pilchard: Nick, I'm not appreciating the attitude, and it better change after what I tell you.

Nick: What you gonna give me my EWCL title back just to piss me off even more!? Would that be it.

Pilchard: Seriously Dangerous, you're acting like a child. Now I know why Cazzo fired you.

Nick: Well, your are just the commissioner. So go ahead, say it, say what you have to say.

Pilchard: Nick, Christ...As you know, this month we have a little pay per view, called Havoc II, one of the best selling tickets each year, being main event there means you are the best in the business today, winning that main event means you are without a shadow of a doubt one of the greatest performers in the ring, ever...Which brings me to this decision...I got word from Cazzo that you Nick, you got your title shot against Chris Christ at Havoc II!

(The crowd pops at the match.)

Nick: Very good work Pilchard, I'm more than happy with tha-

Pilchard: BUT! I also got word from Cazzo that thats not it yet...Nick, you should have saw this come man, you didn't have to go crazy at the Prez like that, the fit was not necessary. You drawed the line man, and you know what happens when you do that. He told you to stop, you didn't stop, so Cazzo thought, that maybe he turns the match into a cage match, but then he thought it wasn't enough, so he wondered if a adding another cage would work for me, but he still had an itching feeling that YOU wouldn't be please, "surprise, surprise" so Cazzo thought hell, why not throw on another cage! So Nick, You are gonna face Chris Christ, inside of a TRIPLE CAGE AT HAVOC II!!!!

(The crowd goes nuts as Nick is Irate, Pilchard goes backstage as Nick kicks the ropes and punches the turnbuckle pads...He turns around and then Chris Christ delivers his CEREVISI SUPERKICK on Dangerous!)

ND: THE CEREVISI! THE CEREVISI!

DT: Christ is signalling Aaron Gold to do something...Aaron is on the top rope! GOLD RUSH TO DANGEROUS!!!!

ND: What an ending of this show!!

Winner: Chris Christ


(End of show).


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