Date: 8th December 2002
Place: Memphis, Tennessee
Arena: The Pyramid

EWCL

Saliva's 'Superstar' blares into life as scenes of EWCL bedlam flash across the scene, bathed in blood red, black and gold.

Extreme

…Cages… Tables… Ladders… Barbed Wire… Chairs… Cells… Gore…

Wrestling

….DEICIDE.....Death's Embrace .........Outcast ........Darkest Hour .........Doomsday..........Final Atonement .........Danger Driver ........Lapidator....... ........Gold Star......NC-17... GoldDigger.....…Landfall...

Championship

...Universal Title… EWCL Title… PrimeTime Title… Extreme Title… Tag Titles…

League

…Scott Monroe .......Blade ........Joey Gold........Cerberus ..........Sean Corvik ........MacBeth ..........Exile… ....Drake Laps….......Nick Dangerous ....Aaron Gold.....Stephen Jackson.......Strait Hate.

Insurgence

…Fireworks explode about the arena, lighting up the enormous stage set to present wrestling's premier event this week…

…EWCL Insurgence is on the air…

Neil Down: *cough* Evening *cough*.

ND: I'm not feeling too good. Sort of got the flu. But *cough* hey, the professional that I am, I came out here to announe the show.

DT: ...uhuh.....Belton wouldn't gave you the night off, huh?

ND: Yes!! That damn bastard. Thinks because he is the interim Prez that he can do whatevever he wants!!

DT: Fact is that he is the prez at this moment. The Rebellion Project played it pretty smart. They had Chazz Mendel take out Cazzo and since Belton is Cazzo's "son" they took advantage of that and now The Rebellion Project has the interim prez on their side. God awful.

ND: Yes, awful. *cough*

DT: Just look at the card. Belton even booked himself in the last match of the evening. Thats just insane.

ND: I know. But I hear we are gonna go backstage for a moment. Lets see whats going on there?

(We see the camera closing in on a locker room that has the label "The Perfect Team" on the front of it, we hear two men silently arguing with eachother from the inside of the room. The camera goes inside the room as we see Nick and Chazz looking through random bags in the room as they continue to argue.)

Nick: Hurry up!

Chazz: I can't find it!

Nick: They must keep it around here somewhere!

Chazz: Ah! I found it!

(Chazz takes out what seems to be either Orion's or Jackson's wallet.)

Nick: Quick! Count the money and replace it! I'll check outside.

(Nick peeks outside of the room, and sees Orion walking up the hall.)

Nick: Damnit! Orion's coming.

Chazz: Well...Distract him! Do something!

Nick: Right.

(Nick walks casually out of the room and towards Orion.)

Nick: Good luck on your match Orion, not that it'll hel-

Orion: What the hell are you doing in my room?

Nick: What?

(Nick observes the room name.)

Nick: OH! So it IS your room, my eyes have been going all crazy lately.

(Chazz comes out of the room and stands behind Nick.)

Chazz: It's finished.

Nick: Quiet! He's right there!

Orion: What?

Chazz: Nothing, good luck tonight.

Nick: Yeah, good luck, let's go!

Chazz: Yeah!

(Nick and Chazz nervously leave, as Orion enters his locker room. He notices his wallet laying on a table next to his open bags, he opens his wallet to see the exact amount of money he had in American dollars, replaced with Canadian money.)

Orion: ...DAMNIT!

(Scene fades and we go back to the commentators.)

ND: Now, you gotta admit, that that was funny.

DT: Ok, maybe a little bit.

ND: So now I suppose it is time for the first match of the evening. Who's in it?

DT: Its The Perfect Team against Thorn and Dangerous.

ND: *cough* oh yeah *cough*

(But then all of a sudden Stronger Than Death growls over the PA system as Strait Hate makes his first appearance of the night. The reaction is mixed, but cheers outweigh the boos. He climbs into the ring with a piece of paper in hand as he calls for a mic. He gets it, and speaks).

Strait: Well howdy howdy f#ckin Memphis!!

(Crowd pops)

Strait: Oh come on, take out your false teeth and drop the spitoons and cheer!!

(Boos all around).

Strait: Eh, I'm kiddin, dont be so predictable. Anyway, I'm out here basically because I lost a grand tourniment of paper, rock, scissors. Anyway, we all brainstormed, Myself, Nick, Thorn, Chazz, Jose, and our esteemed president, and decided that this week should be special. So with this list, we have revamped tonights matches.

(Strait takes a seat on one of the top turnbuckles and whips out a pair of fake glasses and puts them on).

Strait: Ok, our first match should be special. We have Nick and Thorny vrs. The Perfect Team, In one of mine and Thorns favorites, Extreme Bakery Match. The outside will be surrounded with different baked good, no DQ, good fun.

Strait: Our second match pits New-Comer Chazz Mendel against former horrid Extreme Champion, Ex-Terminator in a, "7+ footers must wear a bra" Match. Well lets see.... Chazz isn't 7 foot... Ex-T is.... wow... hes over 7 foot!! You gotta wear a bra!! Removal of the bra will be cause for DQ and a fine.

(The crowd snickers at the though of Ex-T wearing a bra).

Strait: Match three is a doozy. Marco vrs. Blade in a flaming casket match. First to get locked in a casket and have it set on fire, loses.... oh yeah, no fire extinguishers, hats just not fun.

(Crowd pops at the violent match).

Strait: Ahh next match pits two of my favorite grapplers in an Extreme match..... while wearing cute lil pink bunny suits. Oh and Johnny and Danny, if you take off your suits, its also a DQ and a fine, jerkoffs.

(Laughter is heard throughout the audience).

Strait: Yeah, that is funny. Anyway, next we got.... well sh!t, its my match. Me against a midget in a Tire Iron on a poll match. Gee, I hope they dont put the tire iron too high for ol' Matty to reach, heh.

(We get a mixed reaction).

Strait: Ahh our first main event. Two titans of the sport in a great match. Corvik, Exile, in a 2 out of 3 falls match. First fall, TLC, second fall, submission, and final fall, and lets not kid ourselves, it always goes 3 falls, will be a scaffold match.

(Crowd cheers because they know that match is worth the price of admission).

Strait: And our second main event, The prez vrs. a returning Aaron Gold with special guest referee..........everyones favorite Mexican....... Jose Jose!!! I hope you enjoy the show tonight, folks!!

(Strait Hate then leaves ringside while the crowd is amazed about his announcements).

DT: Hmm, ok, so I guess we are gonna see an Extreme Bakery match right now.

ND: I know.

The lights dim out........... As "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In comes tearing through the arena a huge explosion lights up the entrance way. "The Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion and "The Perfect Storm" Stephen Jackson bounce on the spot a couple of times before emerging from the smoke behind his personal trainer Mike. Mike is wearing a pair of black jogging bottoms and grey sleevless "Team Orion" t-shirt. Sean is wearing a pair of white shorts with gold trim, white knee and elbow pads, white boots and white towel hanging over his neck. He slicks back his wet blond hair and looks over to both sides of the crowd before beginning his walk down to the ring. He walks to the ring ignoring everyone around him and slides into the ring. Once into the ring he throws his white towel to the ring keeper before bouncing off the ropes a couple of times and bouncing a few more times on the spot. Jackson also joins him in the ring and the two get ready for their match).

ND: Here's the prefect team, but I'm still not quite sure what the hall and Extreme Bakery match is…

(Just then, the lights in the arena drop. The fans react to the new darkness. Soon, "Balls to the Wall" by Fozzy hits. The fans are split with cheering and booing, but as the lights return, everything turns to laughter. On the stage, Thorn and Nick Dangerous stand, dressed in full-on white French chef's outfits, complete with huge French handlebar mustaches.)

DT: OH MY GOD!! HAHAHAHA!!! IS THAT THORN AND DANGEROUS?!?!

(Thorn and Nick each are holding the handle of a gray desert cart, pulling it behind them. On the carts are French breads, croissants, pies, donuts, cannolis, custards, and everything in between.)

ND: Don't tell me that this is a hardcore match, with the FOOD as weapons!!!

DT: It sure is!! Look at the huge Wedding cake they are pulling!!

(Behind the carts, a separate third cart, pulling a huge, 5 –layered wedding cake. Thorn and Dangerous pull all the goods down to ringside, and then hop onto the apron.)

ND: It really looks like them two are ready for this match. Even dressed for the occasion and everything. Dangerous and Thorn in the ring now and they smile at their opponents. Orion and Jackson still have a bit of a confused look on their face. Orion then takes something out of his pocket and he walks over to Nick Dangerous. Orion shoves Dangerous backwards and throws the Canadians money that Dangerous put in Orions wallet into Nicks face!

Ding ding ding.

DT: This match is on!! And Dangerous and Orion are the ones who are gonna start this thing off. Dangerous and Orion circle eachother until they tie up. They lock up and we see that Thorn is eating a croissant on the apron.

ND: Hmm, I'm kinda hungry too. I'm gonna get myself a croissant aswell.

DT: You sure you should do that?

ND: Yes I am sure. It sure beats the hell out of looking at Sean Orion wrestle.

(Neil Down gets up from his seat, takes off his headset and walks over to Thorn's corner and takes a croissant from one of the carts and stuff it into his mouth).

DT: Ok, then. Orion just kneeed Dangerous into the midsection. Orion then waistlocks Dangerous and he does a backdrop suplex. He then pulls Dangerous to his feet and he irish whips him. But Dangerous reverses the irish whip and sends Orion into the ropes!! But Orion holds on to the ropes. Nick Dangerous charges in and he clotheslines Orion over the toprope to the outside!! Wow what a fall by Orion!!

ND: Dangerous rolls himself to the outside and he takes a french bread from the cart. He then walks over to Orion and ....whacks Orion in the head with the french bread!!.....Oh man, what a sight!! Orion is a little bit stunned and he stumbles backwards. Dangerous runs in on him and boots him to the concrete with a Canadian TESTBOOT!! Dangerous lifts Orion up from the mat and he irish whips him into the direction of a ringpost.....but Orion reverses it and Dangerous goes flying into the ringpost himself.

DT: Orion then looks at the cart and he grabs one of the many pies.

ND: Hmm I think its strawberry.

DT: What?

ND: I think thats strawberry pie.

DT: Oh.

ND: Orion turns Dangerous so that he faces him and he then slams the pie right into Nick's face!! Oooh shit. And at that moment both Jackson and Thorn come into the picture. And all four of them start to throw pies at eachother!! Apple, strawberry, cherry, butter.....all sorts of pies are used here!! ...And the faces of all the four individuals are covered with pie right now. Good God, have you ever seen anything like it.

DT: The wrestlers now climb back into the ring and Orion picks up Dangerous and kicks him into the midsection. He then sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops him to the mat. Orion goes to the second turnbuckle and he comes off with a fistdrop to Nick's head!! Sean Orion for the cover now, ......1..............................................................2..............................but a kickout by Dangerous.

ND: Orion then tags in his partner Stephen Jackson. Jackson comes in and he and Orion grab Dangerous and they lift him up and do a double Russian Legsweep. Orion goes back to his corner and Jackson goes for the cover, ....1.....................................................................2..................but for a second time Nick Dangerous kicks out of it. Jackson pulls Dangerous to his feet and he throws him into the ropes. Nick comes off and Jackson with a hurricanrana!!

DT: Good move by Jackson. I think it is Jackson, since his face is covered with pie. Jackson lifts Dangerous up and whips him into the ropes. Dangerous comes off and he ducks the forearm, comes off the other ropes and he then grabs Jackson and does a spinning samoan drop to him!!! Dangerous then rolls to his corner and he tags in Thorn. Thorn hops over the toprope and he charges in on Jackson and kicks him to the head. He pulls him up and sends Jackson into the ropes. The Perfect Storm comes off and ....he does an overhead belly to belly suplex!!

ND: Thorn jumps up to his feet and he brings his opponent to his feet and executes a Northern Lights Suplex!!....And Thorn for the cover, ..........1.........................................................2...............................but Jackson manages to kick out of it in time. Thorn in control again as he now irish whips Jackson into a corner. Jackson goes in backfirst and Thorn follows in hot pursuit. But ooooh Jackson leaped up in time and Thorn went chestfirst into the topturnbuckle!!! Thorn stumbles backwards a bit and Jackson with a dropkick right into the face!!

DT: Thorn went down and Jackson tries the cover, .....1............................................................................2.................................but Thorn with a kickout. Its not over yet here. Jackson lifts up Thorn and he places him onto the topturnbuckle. Jackson then climbs on aswell and ....TOPROPE HURRICANRANA!!!.....What a move by Jackson!!!......And he hooks the leg and goes for the cover, .....1.......................................................................2..........but then Dangerous comes in and he breaks the count!!! But Orion now also comes into the ring.

ND: He runs in on Dangerous, but Dangerous ducks the forehand, and grabs Orion in a full nelson!!!

DT: And Thorn is getting back up again now!!

ND: Thorn is pulling off the chef's cap now!! It's a bottle of beer!!

DT: Dangerous is holding Sean Orion, as Thorn takes a swig of the beer!!

ND: But look!! Jackson is sneaking up behind Dangerous!!

DT: Thorn's choking on the beer… BEER MIST!! Thorn sprays the Beer Mist!!

ND: BUT LOOK!!! Sean Orion ducked!! He must've hit Dangerous!!

DT: No, Dangerous ducked at the same time… did it hit Jackson?

ND: NO!! Look at the ref! He's blinded! ALL THREE men ducked, and the referee, who was behind them ALL, took the Beer Mist to the eyes!!

DT: Sean Orion is free from Dangerous, and he goes for a clothesline. Nick ducks! Sean turns around, and HUGE SUPERKICK by Nick Dangerous that sends Sean Orion all the way to the arena floor!!

ND: Jackson is charging at Dangerous, and Nick sticks out a clothesline of his own!! Stephen ducks the clothesline, and turns around to capitalize on Nick's miss!

DT: He forgot about Thorn!!!! Thorn walks up behind Stephen Jackson… Thorn locks one arm and the waist…

ND: OH MY GOD!! THORN JUST DUMPED JACKSON ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!

DT: Thorn pulled out a PICTURE PERFECT Half-nelson Suplex, landing Jackson right on his head and neck!! Is this a new move for Thorn?!?

ND: I don't know, but Nick Dangerous is outside the ring, and heading for that Wedding Cake!

DT: WHAT?! He just shoved his hand in the wedding cake!!

ND: What is Thorn doing? He's grabbing Jackson's legs like a Boston Crab set up… now he's spinning with him!!

DT: GIANT SWING BY THORN!!

ND: Jackson is doing rotations around the ring, and Dangerous pulls his hand out of the cake… he has a hockey stick!!! His trademark hockey stick!!

DT: Dangerous slides carefully into the corner, and he seems to be steadying his hockey stick, covered in cake and frosting!

ND: What the hell is Thorn doing?!?! He's doing some sort of primal scream!! He's screaming louder than these fans!!

DT: Jackson is spinning faster and faster… WAIT! Nick dangerous takes two steps forward…

ND: SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS!!!!! NICK DANGEROUS JUST CRACKED STEPHEN JACKSON IN THE HEAD WITH A HOCKEY STICK WHILE HE WAS TRAPPED FULL ROTATION IN THORN'S GIANT SWING!!!

DT: CAKE, FROSTING, AND BLOOD WENT FLYING INTO THE NINTH ROW, AND THE CROWD IS CHANTING HOLY SIT FOR THE FIRST TIEM TONIGHT!!!

ND: Jackson is DEAD folks!!… Thorn is covering a CORPSE!!

DT: ONE-TWO-THREE!! No question about the count on that one, Jackson is BRAIN DEAD!!

ND: WHAT the FUCK was that move?!?!

DT: I have NO idea!! Thorn pulls out a Half Nelson Suplex, puts Jackson into Giant Swing for what must have been over a dozen rotations, then Nick Dangerous hits one for the goalposts with a SKULL SHATTERING shot from his hockey stick to Jackson while in full swing!!

ND: That is the MOST brutal tag-team move in HISTORY!!

DT: SOMEBODY get some medical help out here to keep Jackson's brains inside his head!! We'll be right back!

(Commercials).

Voice ~ Let chaos entwine on defenseless soil.

(Racheal appears from behind one of the looming stone pillars. Her voice still floats in the air as she steps lightly across the ground. Wearing a pair of blue jeans, a black t-shirt adorned with a black widow that reads "we could mate but then I'd have to kill you." a green and blue flannel tied around her waiste and a pair of black combat boots. She skips along until finally coming to a dark corner. As the light makes its way inside, it falls upon the Universal championship, slung over the shoulder of the current champion, Scott Monroe. She stops for a moment and looks down at him, then leans down slowly and kisses him gently on the lips. She steps back and extends her arms in the mock crucifixtion).

Racheal ~ Remove errors of man and sweep all the weakening kind.

(Monroe sneers as he rises to his feet. Wrapping his arm around her waist, he pulls her to him. The two embrace in a kiss, then slowly Monroe lifts his face. Staring directly into the nothing, the silver in Monroes eyes glisten for a moment as his lips slowly part. The champion deciding to speak).

Monroe ~ All week I've sat back and watched as this place fell in upon itself. Why? Because Coby Belton has become president? Because the project Rebellion pulled a repeat and destroyed Christ? Excuse me if that sounds strangley familiar. So we've got someone who obviously isn't stable as president, we've got men who don't deserve to feel the warm glow of the spotlight stealing it, why does this seem like something I've seen before? Why does this seem like life is simply repeating itself? Oh wait, I know why, a president who couldn't hack it as a wrestler putting himself in the main event at the cost of established talent. At the same time, the strings that control this president are being pulled by members of a faction that had very little power before and still have very little. Do they think I care about the fact that Belton is the president? Do they think that the Family cares if the best the project Rebellion can do is put a tool like Coby Belton into power? I care little about Belton, Cazzo, the project and anyone else involved. What I do care about is the fact that instead of booking the Universal champion for Insurgance, Belton booked himself and Aaron Gold into the main event. That instead of performing this week, I was sent home. I'm not even supposed to be here. How appropriate...

Racheal ~ I am war, I am pain. I am all you've ever slain. I am tears in your eyes. I am grief, I am lies.

Monroe ~ They fail to see the truth, no matter how hard the light of justice shines into their faces. They failed to realize that I wouild appear, that I would be ready and that I would be taking care of buisness. All week I've heard about this and that. All week the questions have been coming in about what I will be doing at Christmas in Hell, about what I'll be doing at next weeks Insurgance and about what I'll be doing here tonight. The truth is that those questions will find answers. Cazzo may not be here, Coby Belton may be president, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to simply let them walk in and take what is rightfully mine.

Racheal ~ Bygone are tolerance and presence of grace. Scavengers are set out to cleanse the human filth parade.

Monroe ~ The filth that moves through each and every week claiming that they should be where I am. Claiming that they have the strength, the power, the will to defeat me. Claiming that they will have the ability to destroy everything that I've worked so hard to do. Worked so hard to establish. Everything that I am, everything that I'll ever be has already been shown through the strength that flows through my fist. Through the blood that fills my veins. I look towards this pile of scrap and see a world decayed and filled with nothing but the macbre. I see that any semblance to reality has been lost, that any chance at salvation has been destroyed. Without me, there is nothing.

Racheal ~ I am pure, I am true. I am all over you. I am laugh, I am smile. I am the earth defiled.

Monroe ~ You will watch as I extend my hand and show you salvation. You will watch as I tear apart everything that you think you know about this place. That as I stare into their eyes, they know my fear. They know my pain. They know my hate. I have waited long enough and for Christmas in Hell, all the pieces will be in place. Those pawns and rooks, bishops and knights that move about my board will find themselves to be nothing more than unwitting players in my grand scheme. Only the Family knows what is coming next, and only I hold the key to the Family.

Racheal ~ I am the cosmic storms. I am the tiny worms. I am fear in the night. I am bringer of light.

Monroe ~ So enjoy tonight while you can, because I'll make sure that none of you knew what was coming, but more importantly, that after tonight, you'll understand that the key to oblivion is through chaos. Through chaos is my reality and my reality we are all forced to suffer as I have. Clean your necks for me, because when I take your lives, I'd prefer it to be quick, as I have much to do tonight.

With that Monroe and Racheal spin on their heels. The two lock hands and simply walk towards the back of the parking garage, not towards the building, but towards the parking area itself. The two disappear into the darkness, the folds of the night simply opening themselves for them, then closing quickly behind.

(Fade to black).

DT: Now we are gonna see the inring debut of Chazz Mendel in the EWCL. Chazz, a former champion in the IWF, and part of the Rebellion Project made a big impact last week as he knocked out the President and Chris Christ. But now Chazz has to do it one on one against a monster, against Ex-Terminator. A former Extreme and Internet champion.

ND: Yeah, but he lost to a midget!

DT: ...uhm......yeah.....actually...you are right about that.

ND: And now since Strait Hate changed the stipulation of this match, Ex-T even has to wear a bra. If he doesn't wear it then he gets disqaulified.

DT: What a ridiculous strat. Only Strait Hate can come up with something like that. Its unbelievable.

(One more astronaut by I Mother Earth begins to blare over the speakers and Chazz Mendel comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him right from the start. Chazz makes it to the ring and slides in and waits for Ex-Terminator).

ND: Ok, I want to see this. I wonder if Ex-T really is wearing a bra here!!

(Seek and Destroy by Metallica plays and Ex-Terminator steps out from behind the curtains. The big guy stands still on the top off the ramp. He's not moving and he stays there till the end of his entrance music).

ND: HE"S NOT WEARING A BRA!!

(Ex-Terminator then takes a mic and starts to talk).

Ex-Terminator: Did you really think that I was gonna wear a bra!!! You bet your ASS that I am NOT gonna do that!! I don't care if I get disqualified or not Mendel!! But I will never....EVER....wear a bra!!

(Just when Ex-Terminator wants to walk to the ring, we see that Strait Hate, Thorn and Nick Dangerous come out from behind the curtains and they knock Ex-Terminator down to the concrete. Dangerous uses his hockeystick and Thorn has one of those pies in his hands and he rubs it into Ex-Terminators face. Dangerous nails the big guy with another shot to the head and it looks like Ex-T is out of it. Strait Hate then pulls out a ladies bra and he straps it around Ex-Terminator. The three start to laugh hard at this sight and they then drag Ex-Terminator over to the ring. They roll him in and nodd to Chazz to finish this).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Ex-Terminator is in the ring now and Chazz hooks his leg and goes for the cover right away, .....1..................................................................2...............................................but somehow Ex-Terminator managed to kick out of it. He kicked out of it after he received two shots to the head by Dangerous his hockey stick. Chazz stomps his foot and he then picks Ex-T up. Chazz admires the bra and chuckles. He then chops Ex-T several times to the chest. He then throws Ex-Terminator into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs Ex-T by the tights and delivers a snap suplex!!

ND: Ex-T lays on his back on the canvas and Chazz with a standing moonsault on top of it. He goes for the cover, but Ex-Terminator kicks out of it. Chazz lifts Ex-T to his feet and throws him into the ropes. Ex-T comes off and Chazz goes for a backdrop.....but Ex-T saw it coming and he kicks Chazz hard into the face. And he then follows that up with a swinging neckbreaker!!!......Chazz goes down and Ex-T takes off his bra!! HE TOOK OFF HIS BRA!! HE SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED RIGHT NOW!!

DT: Take it easy!!

ND: You take it easy!

(slap-ouch).

DT: Ex-T took off his bra and ........and....he now starts to choke Chazz Mendel with it!! He starts to choke the life out of his opponent

ND: Life with it. (hehe).

DT: And the referee is now trying to make Ex-T stop. He must stop with choking his opponent!! No matter if he humiliated him!! He still has to break the choke up now!!!.....Ex-T lets go off the chokehold now and he picks Chazz up and he lifts him up and sets him up for a piledriver and executes it. He goes for the cover, .....1...............................................2.................................................but Chazz with a kickout. Chazz is coughing a bit, while Ex-Terminator charges at him. He takes Chazz by the head and he places him on the topturnbuckle. Ex-Terminator wants to climb on the topturnbuckle aswell, but at that moment Chazz pokes Ex-T in the eye and......TORNADO REVERSE DDT OF THE TOPROPE!!!....

ND: And both men are now layed out on the mat!!! Ex-T from that move and Chazz still has to recover from earlier on. After about 8 seconds Chazz lays his arm on Ex-T and goes for the cover, .....1.............................................2.......................but Ex-T with a kickout. He's still in this match, oh yes!! Chazz now with a series of stomps to Ex-T's head.

DT: Chazz grabs Ex-Terminator and he whips him into the ropes. Ex-T comes off, but he blocks what Chazz wanted to do and .....HE GRABS CHAZZ BY THE THROAT AND .....HE CHOKESLAMS CHAZZ TO THE MAT!!!..........What a chokeslam!!!......And Ex-Terminator for the cover, .......1...............................................................2.........................but noooo, not a threecount. It's not over yet. Ex-Terminator picks Chazz up and he whips him into ropes, but Chazz reverses the whip and sends Ex-Terminator into the ropes himself. But Ex-T holds on to the ropes!!! Chazz sees it and he charges in on Ex-T, but oooooooh Ex-T backdrops him over the toprope!!

ND: But wait!!! Chazz Mendel landed with his feet on the apron!! And Ex-Terminator isn't aware of this!!!......Chazz leaps up and ....SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF EX-TERMINATORS HEAD!!! And the big guy goes down hard!!!......Chazz now quickly turns Ex-Terminator on his back and he then goes over to the corner and climbs to the top. He gets on the topturnbuckle .....and......THE FATED CIRCLE!!!....He hit the Shooting Star Press on Ex-Terminator!!!......Chazz for the cover, and. ............1..................................................................2............................................................3....He wins it!! Chazz Mendel wins on his debut in the EWCL!!

(Belton is a bit surprised and he backs off a bit).

Belton: .......Blade.....What do you want here?

Blade: I only want to tell you one thing, Coby.

(Blade pauses for a moment).

Blade: Actually it is a bit of advice from me to you.

Belton: Advice?

Blade: Yes, advice. If I was you, Coby, I wouldn't act the way your "Dad" was doing, because otherwise there WILL be consequences. I can promise you that.

Belton: .......uhm.........o......k....

(Blade gets up from the chair and he pads Belton on the back and walks out of the office).

(Blade steps out of the office and in the hallway Marco bumps into Blade and the two wrestler stare at eachother. Marco then breaks the uncomfortable silence).

Marco: Good luck Blade, may the better man win.

(Blade nodds and Marco walks off).

(Commercials).

ND: Welcome back from the commercials people. You tuned in right in time because we are gonna see a Flaming Casket match right now.

DT: Yes, another stipulation added by Strait Hate and his compagnions. A flaming casket match between Blade and Marco. These two wrestlers don't really have a history, they just have to wrestle eachother tonight. But I doubt that either one of them is gonna forget this match easily.

ND: I think its the first Flaming Casket match in the EWCL. I don't think we ever had anything like it.

DT: You should know, you've been here from the start.

(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).

(Fight song by Marilyn Manson begins to play and Marco comes out from the back. The crowd gives him a good reaction as he comes out. Marco walks to ringside and he enters the ring).

(Both wrestlers look at the casket that is standing next to the ring. The referee then tells them the rules for this match).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Marco and Blade start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up and it is Blade who gets Marco in a waistlock. Marco counters with an elbow to the head and he grabs Blade by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Blade comes off and Marco with a high knee. Marco follows that up with coming off the ropes and a running clothesline that sends Blade to the mat. Marco bounces into the ropes and he comes off and delivers a legdrop on Blade. Marco really with a good start here. He really wants to put his name on the map here in the EWCL.

ND: Marco pulls Blade to his feet and he drags him over to the nearest corner. He then starts to ramm Blade's head into the topturnbuckle, ...1....2.....3.....4......5......6.......7......8........9........10....Marco turns Blade around and he whips him into the opposite turnbuckle!!! Blade goes in backfirst and Marco comes charging in right after.....But oooooh Blade sticks his elbow out and it hits Marco right into the face!!!.....Marco is stunned and Blade to the second rope and ......SWINGING NECKBREAKER OF THE SECOND ROPE!!

DT: What a way to comeback in this match by Blade. He now gets back to his feet again and he lifts Marco up and after a shot to the head he grabs him and ...DDT's him to the canvas. Blade picks up Marco once again from the mat and he puts him in a full nelson position and then ...turns it into a FULL NELSON SLAM!!!.......Marco goes down to the mat once again and Blade now does his traditional choke again. He places Marco under the bottom ropes and Blade then places his boot on the ropes and chokes his opponent like that. The referee makes the count till 5 and Blade breaks it up.

ND: The EWCL champion pulls Marco to his feet and he throws him through the second and toprope to the outside!!! Wow, and Marco lands on the concrete backfirst!!! And Blade climbs to the apron. He waits till Marco gets back on his feet and he then jumps off for a double axe handle and it takes Marco back to the concrete again!! Blade still in control and he pulls up Marco from the ground and he drags him over to the casket. He reaches the casket and he pulls off the top. He then lifts Marco up and he throws him into the casket!!

DT: Remember that you have to close the casket and put it on fire to have the win here!! So its not over yet here!!! Blade got Marco into the casket now. Blade now has the top off the casket in his hands, but at that moment Marco gets up and he nails Blade in the head with a right hand. Marco then grabs the top off the casket out of Blade's hands and .....WHAMMMMMM.....he ramms it into Blade's head!!! I don't think that Blade was expecting that when he picked up that top. Oh man!!! And Marco now climbs out of the casket again. He throws the top on the concrete floor and he then goes for Blade.

ND: Marco picks up Blade, sets him up and .....OOOOH MYYYY GODDDD!!!....TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THE TOP OFF THE CASKET!!!......GOOD GOD!!!.....That just has to be the end of Blade right there!! What a bang!! This could even be the end of Blade period. Who on earth can get up from a move like that!!??!! This is unbelievable!!! And Marco raises his hands in the air now!! While the crowd is chanting "Holy shit". Marco takes his time and he now lifts up Blade to his feet. He drags Blade to the casket and he slams him into it!! Oh my Godd!!! He got Blade in the casket now and Blade is laying backfirst in the casket!! Is this the end of Blade?

DT: Marco takes the top off the casket and he walks over to the casket. If he is able to put the top on than he is halfway there. Well more than halfway there. Then he is probly like 75% there. Marco wants to put the top on the casket, but ooooooooh Blade uses his feet and he kicks them into the top and the top crashes into Marco's forehead hard!! HOLY SHIT!!!!.......And Marco staggers backwards and falls to the ground and the top lands on him!! This match isn't over yet!! Blade has not been defeated yet. The champion uses the side of the casket to get back on his feet.

ND: Blade is back on his feet and he climbs out of the casket. He goes over to Marco and he stomps him to his prone body a couple of times. Blade then picks Marco up and he whips him into the apron. Marco goes into the apron backfirst, but still comes off a bit....and Blade catches him and does a SIDEWALK SLAM!!!....Blade then looks under the ring and he takes out a steelchair. Blade takes the folded chair and ... HE PLACES THE FOLDED CHAIR ON MARCO'S THROAT!! ...Blade then lifts it up and ....HE SLAMS THE CHAIR INTO MARCO!!!

DT: Oh God!! What a chairshot!! And Blade drops the chair now and he picks up Marco. Marco is stunned and Blade drags him over to the casket once again. Blade grabs Marco by the arm and he irish whips him and Marco goes backfirst into the casket!!!......OOOOOH!!!....He hit it hard!!! .....And Blade now comes charging in right after......but oooooh Marco counters with a drop toe hold and ....BLADE CRASHES INTO THE SIDE OF THE CASKET HEADFIRST!!! And I think Blade is busted open from that crash!!! Marco is taking some time to recover aswell. He still feels that chair on his throat I reckon.

ND: Marco then moves back up and he grabs Blade and headbutts him. He then lifts Blade up and drops him facefirst into the side off the casket!!! Oooooh again Blade's head collided with the casket!! And I tell you that the casket wins a crash like that!!!.....Blade's face covered with blood now as Marco lifts him up again and he places him in the casket!! Blade is in the casket now!!! Marco now also climbs into the casket and he stomps down on Blade's head and upperbody!! My God, is he trying to kill him or what?!?!....Marco with a couple more kicks to the head and Blade seems to be out of it....Marco then turns his back on Blade and wants to climb out of the casket........

DT: But ...OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH......at that moment Blade grabs Marco's leg and ....HE HOOKS IN AN ANKLELOCK!!!......HE GOT THE ANKLELOCK HOOKED IN THE CASKET!!!.....HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT?.....And Marco is screaming it out from the pain right now!!! And Blade is shouting it out aswell now!! Shouting out his aggression!! Marco in severe pain right now and Blade almost seem to have broken his ankle!! Blade then lets go and he climbs out of the casket. From under the ring Blade then takes a table and he sets it up on the outside. He then drags Marco out of the casket and places him on the table.

ND: Blade gets on the table aswell....He grabs Marco .......and.......DEATHS EMBRACE!!!..... OOOOH GODDDD!!!.....Deaths Embrace on Marco through the table!!!........And Marco is knocked out cold right now!!!.....Blade pulls up Marco from the ground and he places him into the casket. Blade takes the top off the casket and closes the casket....HE GOT MARCO IN THE CASKET AND HAS THE TOP ON IT!!!!.....And Blade got some chains from under the ring. And he uses the chains and padlocks to lock the casket!! Ohh My God!! Marco is trapped like a mouse in that casket now!! There is no way he can get out of that one now!!

DT: And Blade is now pouring gasoline over the casket!! He takes a match ......and.........HE TORCHES THE CASKET!!!! THE CASKET IS ON FIRE AND BLADE HAS WON THIS MATCH!!!......But what about Marco!!! Somebody has to come out here and make sure that he is allright!! Where is the fire department when you need them!!

(Blade raises his hands and walks out of ringside, while at the same time medics and referees with fire extinguishers run to ringside to help Marco).

(Immediatly following the match the arena goes pitch black, and into a dead silence with the exception of a few shouts here and there. Then...two short bells ring off and a smokey scene appears onto the Cazzotron. As the smoke settles, we see the silohette of a man, standing with his back turned looking out of a broken down doorway, out at the stars of the night. It is silent, no word is spoke until the words "Do...you...miss...him?" appear in a fancy text formed by some animated smoke. As the scene slowly fades into another, a Christmas tree is shown in an all white room. Then, out of no where it erupts in flames).

...Christmas in Hell 2002...

(Commercials).

Thorn: Why in the hell does Orion have Canadian money, anyway?

(The cameraman walks into the room as two RP's walk away laughing, and sees Orion's wallet on the table again… opened for a second time. We hear a flush from the adjoining bathroom, and soon, Orion walks in. Immediately, he notices his wallet, and quickly picks it up.)

Orion: WHAT THE FUCK?!?! PESOS??!?! DAMN PESOS?!?! I WIPE MY ASS WITH THESE!!!!

(The camera pans back, as Orion contemplates the fact that he now has a bill that only gives him 9 cents American for each one. Oy, what luck for him. Maybe he should start trading chickens.)

(Fade out).

DT: I know that this is a match that many people have been waiting for. This is a match between two generations of Hardcore in the EWCL. The people that have been a fan of the EWCL for a longer period know that Dan Prohibition is one of the people who made hardcore in the EWCL. Together with Joe Johnson they had some great battles and put hardcore on the map. On the other hand we have Johnathan Cable, a former two time Extreme Champion. Who had his own epid battles with Strait Hate. I can remember clearly two matches that these two guys had. One being an Iron Circle match that more or less lead to it that both wrestlers were out for awhile.

ND: But now its Dan Prohibition versus Cable. This match booked by Prez Belton and well Strait Hate added a little stipulation to it. A stipulation that will probly have him shitting his own pants from excitement, seeing that he added that both wrestlers have to wear pink bunny suits. Otherwise they get disqualified!! What a stipulation. Strait really can't stand these two men, thats for sure.

DT: Uhuh. I wonder if Dan and Cable are actually gonna wear those suits. I can't imagine it.

ND: Neither can I.

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for his opponent).

(The lights dim to black, and the first rifts of Bombshell by Powerman5000 hit hard on the arena speakers. As the song kicks in, red spotlights dance around the arena, spinning wildly among the fans, and firebombs explode back and forth across the stage. After several moment, the stage errupts in a massive wall of fire, and then dies down, a man emerging form the curtain, and stepping over the space where fire emerge moments before. As he makes his way across, the wall of fire explodes again from the stage, and we see a man in black pants, white flames licking upwards from the knee, and black boots. His face is clad in a molded black leather mask, and the fire ights gints slightly off of the sooth leather. The man makes his way down the ramp, followed by firebombs at regular interval, and the red spots still spin out of control around the arena. The man reaches the ring, and rolls under the bottom, making his way to the middle of the ring. he looks in all directions as firebombs explode around the ring, and raises his hands swiftly over his head as the ringposts errupt with blazing fire. The lights go back to normal and the man waits within the ring for his match to begin).

(The referee then enters the ring with two pink bunny suits. He hands one suit over to Dan Prohibition and one over to Johnathan Cable. Both wrestlers got a look on their face that is one of disgust. Both wrestlers really don't want to put this suit on. And both refuse to put it on).

(Chop suey by System of a Down starts to play and Prez Belton comes walking out with a microphone in his hands. He stands on top off the ramp and looks at the ring).

Prez Belton: If I were you, I would wear the cute pink bunny suit. Or else.

(Dan and Cable lift their shoulders, trying to say "or else, what??")

Prez Belton: Or else you are gonna get fired right on the spot!! Right here, right now!! Get it!!??!!

(Dan and Cable hesitate for a moment, but they then slowly start to put on the pink bunny suits).

ND: Oh my God, this is hilarious!! This is so funny!!! hahahaaaaa.......This really puts a special something to being hardcore!!

DT: Cable and Prohibition aren't too happy with this at all. But look at them...

ND: They look cute!! hahahaa!!!

(Dan and Cable then start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They then tie up, but there is a clean break and they circle eachother again).

(The camera then pans backstage and we see Strait Hate watching the match on TV. And Strait is rolling on the ground with laughter).

DT: Oh God!! Thats what I expected. Strait is loving every second of this. He's humilating the two wrestlers he dispyses the most and what a way to do it.

(The camera goes back to the ring and we see that Dan Prohibition is taking off his bunny suit right now. And Johnathan Cable is doing the same thing).

DT: I guess they had enough of it now.

ND: Looks like it, doesn't it. And the referee doesn't know if he should disqualify these two wrestlers or not. If I was him, I wouldn't do that. You wouldn't want two EWCL hardcore Icons on your back.

DT: So now both Dan and Cable took the bunny suit of and they start to circle eachother once again. They tie up and this time it is Dan Prohibition who hooks Cable in a side headlock. He shoves Cable into the ropes and when he comes off he takes him to the mat with a flying shouldertackle. Dan picks Cable up and he hands out a couple of right and left hands to his face. Dan takes Cable by the arm and he throws him into a corner. Cable goes in backfirst and Dan follows in hot pursuit and ...splashes on top off Cable!!

ND: Would have wanted to see that move with the bunny suits on, haha.

DT: Prohibition steps on the bottom ropes and he starts to put his fist to Cable's forehead....1....2....3.....4.....but Cable then breaks it up and he lifts Dan up and does a reverse atomic drop!!!.....Dan stumbles backwards a bit and Cable to the toprope and ....FLYING FOREARM OFF THE TOPROPE!!!!....And Dan goes down after that move!! Man, decapitation feels better I think!! Cable grabs Dan by the head and pulls him to his feet. Cable throws Dan into the ropes and when he comes off he flapjacks him and Dan lands face first onto the canvas!!

DT: Cable turns Dan on his back and goes for the cover, ....1....................................................2..........................................but a kickout by Dan. The Hardcore Saint is not giving in this easily. Cable picks Dan up and sets him up for a DDT......but Dan with a shoulderblock into Cable's midsection. He then turns Cable around into a reverse DDT position and ....OSAKA STREET CUTTER!!!.....And now Dan goes for the cover, ....1.........................................................2................................................but this time it is Cable who manages to kick out. Dan and Cable are back on their feet again now and Dan grabs Cable by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside!!

ND: Oh God!! What a nasty fall, Cable landed hard on his back there!! And that concrete doesn't give in much. Dan now goes over to the ropes and .....HE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER THE TOPROPE FOR A PLANCHA AND LANDS ON CABLE!!!....What a move by the Hardcore Saint!!! He landed right on Cable there!!!....And Dan gets up and from under the ring he grabs his famous Stopsign.......He holds it up in the air and the people start to cheer. Dan moves over to Cable and ....WHAMMMMMM......nails Cable in the head with the stopsign!!

DT: Dan repeats that 2 times and he then drops the stopsign to the ground. He picks up Cable and he whips him hard into the steel ringpost!!!.....Cable hits it shoulderfirst and Dan chuckles, but then charges in at Cable......But Cable sidesteps him in time and Dan crashes into the steel ringpost aswell!! He also flew in shoulderfirst!!! And it is Cable back in charge again. He lifts up the stopsign and moves over to Dan and .......BAMMMMMMM.......whacks it into Dan's head!! Dan Prohibition is stunned and Cable lifts him up and brings him backfirst into the ringpost again!!

ND: That can't be good for Dan's back!! Cable now grabs Dan from behind and he sets him up for a german suplex on the concrete!! But Dan reacts with an elbow and .....PENANCE FOR YOUR SINS!!!.....He hooked Cable for a diamond cutter, ran up the guardrail, does a backflip off the top of the guardrail and lands Cable down into a falling reverse DDT!!!...HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVE BY DAN!!!...And the crowd is loving it!!! Dan now picks Cable up and he rolls him back into the ring again and follows in after. Dan hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ........1........................................................2.............................................but Cable kicks out. This match ain't over yet.

DT: Dan looks at the corner and he decides to climb to the toprope now. He gets on the topturnbuckle and ......TOPROPE LEGDROP......BUT CABLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!....And Dan only hits the mat!!! That gives Cable some time to recover and get back in the match again. Cable uses the ropes to get up and he then picks up Dan and ......POWERBOMBS THE HARDCORE SAINT TO THE CANVAS!!!.....And Cable follows that up with a second POWERBOMB!!!

ND: Cable now for the cover, .....1.....................................................................2...................................................but noooooo Dan kicks out!! He kicked out of that multiple powerbomb!!! How did he do that?? Even Cable can't believe it. He shakes his head, but then focusses back on the match and picks up Dan. He lifts Dan on the topturnbuckle and climbs on after. He grabs Dan and sets him up for a superplex!!......and......HE HITS THE SUPERPLEX!!!.....I THOUGHT THAT DAN WAS GONNA BLOCK THAT!!! BUT HE NEVER!!!.....And Cable now hooks the leg again and goes for the cover, this could be it, .......1...............................................................2......................................kickout!!

DT: Again Dan kicked out!! And Cable now picks up Dan and throws him into the ropes. Dan comes offf and...he ducks Cable's forearm, he stops behind Cable and .......GODSMACK!!!....HE SUPERKICKED CABLE RIGHT TO THE FACE AND CABLE GOES DOWN!!! And Dan with another cover attempt, ......1..........................................................2................................................but nooooooow it is Cable who kicks out of it!! They aren't giving eachother one inch here!! Nobody wants to lose this thing here!!

ND: Dan pulls up Cable by his head and he throws him into ropes, Cable holds on to the ropes, but Dan charges in on him and ...clotheslines Cable over the toprope to the outside!!!..Oh God!! Again Cable lands hard on the concrete!! I wonder if his body can take it!! Dan rolls to the outside and he picks up Cable from the ground and he drags him over to the Spanish Announce Table. He places Cable on top off the table and Dan climbs on aswell. Dan picks up Cable and he sets him up for a STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE THROUGH THE TABLE!!

(But at that moment we see that Strait Hate comes out from the crowd. He climbs over the guardrail with a steelchair in his hands).

DT: WHATS STRAIT HATE DOING HERE?!?!

ND: Strait runs to the Spanish announce table and he swings his chair at the two wrestlers.....and....HE NAILS DAN PROHIBITION IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!..........STRAIT THE SWINGS AGAIN TO NAIL CABLE......BUT HE THEN HESITATES AND STOPS AND JUST STANDS THERE AND LAUGHS AND LEAVES BACK THROUGH THE CROWD AGAIN!!...

DT: Dan is stunned and Cable kicks him in the gut and ......CHOKESLAMS DAN THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!...HOLY SHIT!!!!........DID YOU SEE THAT??.......And Dan is out from that move!!!......And it is Cable who picks Dan up from the ground and he rolls him back into the ring again. Cable climbs onto the topturnbuckle and lifts Dan up onto the toprope aswell. He sets Dan up and ..........INFERNO'S EMBRACE!!!......A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB FROM THE TOPROPE!!! ....HOLY SHITT!!!!.....

ND: And Dan's lights are knocked out now!!!....Cable hooks the leg for the cover, and. ...............1....................................................................2....................................................................3....IT'S OVER...JOHNATHAN CABLE HAS WON!!! What an upset!! Who could have forecasted this!!

DT: Dan has lost this match against Cable!!! What an upset!! And what a great win for Cable on his comeback!! But the weird thing is that he can thank Strait Hate for it. Can you believe that!! Cable can thank his arch nemesis Strait Hate for this victory. Unbelievable!!!

(Commercials).

Voice ~You think he might be pushed over the edge?
Exile ~ With Monroe there is no edge, that's what I like about him though.
Voice ~ Would he kill?
Exile ~ Are you scared?
Voice ~ I always am
Exile ~ Then I wouldn't want to ask that question for fear of the answer

(A slow pounding guitar begins to fill the arena as Golgotha tenement blues by Machines of Loving Grace begins to echo from the P.A. A bright spotlight falls atop the entrance ramp as Racheal steps forth, the E.W.C.L. Universal championship strapped around her waist. Extending her arms in the mock crucifixition, she stands there for a moment, then words ring out through the arena, grizzly and cold).

I am city, I am the park, I am glow in the mother fucking dark
I'm shocked and I seethe
I don't want to believe
No more....no more....never...

(Scott Monroe steps from the darkness and wraps his arms around Racheal, kissing her gently on the back of the head, then the two make their way towards the ring. Racheal climbs the steel steps and stands on the apron as Monroe pulls himself up. Holding the ropes open, she steps through and he follows. Slumping in the far corner, Monroe sits there as Racheal removes the Universal championshp from around her waist and holds it aloft in the air. Turning slowly she then moves to the corner and seats herself between his legs, the Universal championship slung over her shoulder).

(The two remain seated for long moments until finally Bill Cartey makes his way down to the ring. Climbing inside quickly, Cartey moves towards Monroe and Racheal, a curious look upon his face).

Cartey ~ Scott, I don't know if you know this, but you don't have a segment scheduled right now.

(Racheal snatches the microphone from Cartey and leans back. Monroe takes the microphone from her and slowly raises to his lips).

Monroe ~ You think I don't know that William? You think that I didn't know I wasn't scheduled for a segment? When I told them to hit my music, do you think they knew what was going on? Of course they didn't know. No one knew, no one but Chris, Sean, Racheal and myself. Everyone else, all the followers of the pop culture society and all the mindless zombies that follow along with whatever rules you go by had no idea what was going to happen, but we knew. The enlighted, the entangled, the entwined. Now Cartey, leave the ring before I feel the need to rise from my throne and grind your bone to make my bread.

(Bill Cartey quickly scurries out of the ring. Racheal turns slowly and curls up in Monroes lap. Monroe breathes into the microphone for a moment, then slowly his lips part).

Monroe ~ Now I know what your thinking, what could he possibly have to say. It's obvious that in a place such as this, you wouldn't realize that the reason I'm here now is the same reason that I spoke of earlier. Christmas in Hell, a six man hell in a cell match. What's on the line? What's going to be placed high above my head to make me jump again and again? My Universal championship. The one item that everyone in this federation wants to wrest from my grasp. The one thing that binds the power to warrior. Well you see, I've gone over this with a few people and have realized, once again, that I don't have to defend the championship at Christmas in Hell. As a matter of fact, I don't even have to wrestle at Christmas in Hell. You see, I only have to defend the championship once every thirty days. Anything else that I wrestle, I wrestle because want to. Which brings me to where I stand now. You see, unlike the champions before me, men such as Chris Christ, Blade, The Punisher and The Rage, all these men played to the fans. All these men fell fighting for you fools, because despite what they may have said, they really did care about if you got your moneys worth. Unfortunatly for you, I don't. What have you people ever done for me? When was the last time someone came up after a match and said "good job champ" or "one hell of a bout". Never, because you people are to concerned with false prophets and false idols. Your Dan Prohibitions and your Chris Christ, well look to them for salvation, because the rest of you have elected the way of pain.

(Monroe passes the microphone to Racheal, and the two rise from their sitting position in the corner. Monroe turns slowly and stares directly into the camera, half his face betraying rage, the other half betraying amusement).

Monroe ~ Now those men who are walking into the depths with me at Christmas in Hell will find that it will indeed be hell. It will be a christmas engulfed in flames for them. A christmas that will find them questioning if they truly have what it takes to walk these roads with me. You see, I intend to separate the men from the boys, I shall weed the weak from the strong and prove once and for all why I am the Universal champion. You see, I requested a stipulation for my against Cerberus, one that went ignored. I wrestled the match but I intend to make sure that this stipulation shall be enforced. With our current president, I'm sure he'd be eager to plesae the fans and prove to his "Daddy" Cazzo that he can do a good job and book a good match. So for Christmas in Hells main event, I propose this stipulation, an exploding ring death match, inside of the hell in the cell. You see, last year two Family members tore themselves apart in the brawl in the mall, this year it will be six men battling for the right to be champion. It will also be six men battling for their lives. On every corner there will be a c-4 bomb, rigged to the ring to go off after a certain time limit has expired. On two of the four sides of the ring, there will be tables set up with, of course, bombs rigged to them.

(Monroe begins to laugh as Racheal shakes her head for a moment. In that moment she betrays a single hint of fear, but to Monroe, it is simply another way to introduce them to his pain).

Monroe ~ The catch is simple, this stipulation will happen or I will not defend the championship. So the project, so Belton and so every man that wants to be a part of that match should listen closely, either be prepared to fight me for not only the championship, but also your lives, or simply be prepared to be looked over. Because I will be the last man to sign on the dotted line for the match, simply to ensure that the stipulation is put into play. It looks like Christmas in Hell has suddenly got a bit more dangerous, hasn't it? Prepare yourselves gentlemen, prepare well, because I am prepared to do whatever it takes to retain the championship for the Royal Family.

(With that, Monroe drops the microphone. It lands against the mat and sends a shockwave of static through the air before it is killed from the back. Golgotha Tenament Blues blares over the P.A. again as Monroe and Racheal slowly exit the ring and head towards the backstage area. They stop at the entrance ramp and both strike the mock crucifixition before disappearing behind the curtain).

DT: Folks, we are back and it looks like Monroe got his mind set on a gruesome match at Christmas in Hell.

(At that moment Stronger Than Death roars again and out comes Hate again to a mixed reaction. He hops in the ring, poses and takes the mic out of his pocket).

DT: Umm this match isn't scheduled for another few minutes... whats this about??

Strait: Well before I square off with Matty, I thought I needed to bring out a special man, a man you all should know. He is very close to my rival, Dan Prohibition...... in fact, its his half brother!! Welcome, Don Prohibition!!

(A mid sized chubby black man walks onto the ramp to a silenced crowd. He is wearing a 3-piece suit, A white Jason mask, and his hair spiked, black hair with grayish tips. He makes the "Strait Edge" X with his arms then comes into the ring. Strait is applauding him and trying to get the fans to do the same, and some do so).

Strait: Welcome Don!! How are ya??

Don: Absotivily fine, Straitimus Hate!

Strait: Listen I know me and your brother don't get along, but it doesn't mean we can't be friends. I respect you.

Don: As you should, my pie eating pimp daddy!! I'm the greatest wrestling promoter of all time.

Strait: Is that cuz you, "rhyme??" Haha..... errrrummm... sorry...... anyway, how will you promote out Pay Per View bloodfest?

Don: The greatest display of hardcore action since Mick Jagger said, "I can't get no satisfaction!" Strait Hate, the fat drunk with alot of spunk, versus Dan Prohibition, the Jason mask wearin', asshole tearin, sinister minister, captain of ultraviolence, who the fans wish would just stick to silence. The Jesus freak versus the Iron Shiek, the funny slob who is related to bob. This is this single greatest event of all time!! The blood and guts, the fact that Dan has no nuts. Tacks and tubes, porn stars have fake boobs!! Chairs and barb wire, settin the ring on fire!! Dan and Hate, aint it great???? Only in America!!

(God's Kingdom by Guttermouth plays and Matty Midget comes running out from the back. He doesn't even wait till his regular entrance. He runs to the ring followed by Griff Miller and slides in).

Strait: Arghhh, you lil bastard.

ND: I don't think Strait is too pleased with Matty ending his comic schtick!

Ding ding ding.

DT: Ok the rules for this match are clear. The one who can grab the tire iron from the pole wins. Another nice stipulation set by Strait Hate and his mates. How on earth can Matty ever win this match? There is no way he can grab that. But we'll see how things are gonna go here.

ND: Matty and Strait circle eachother and Matty then runs in on Strait, but Strait leapfrogs over Matty. And Matty stops, looks at Strait and applauds for him for jumping up that high. Strait swears a bit at Matty and starts to chase the little man. Oh man what a sight....we see an overweight fat guy chasing a little midget!! Oh man comedy at its best here. ...After alot of chasing Strait got Matty cornered!!...Strait goes to grab Matty in a corner, but Matty gets on his hands and knees and crawls through Straits legs....Matty gets up behind Strait and kicks Strait into his ass.

DT: Strait turns around, but Matty quickly kicks him to the chin!!! ....Strait goes down to one knee and Matty bounces himself into the ropes and comes off and jumps on Strait!! ...But ooooooh Strait even though on one knee, catches Matty out of the air!!..And he gets to his feet and places Matty on the topturnbuckle. Strait climbs to the topturnbuckle aswell and he smacks Matty to the head a few times...And he then grabs Matty and ......BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!! AND MY GOD!! HE SQAUSHED MATTY WITH THAT MOVE!!

ND: I think we're having midget for dinner!! Oh my God, I doubt there is anything left off Matty. Matty is out of it and Strait Hate gets to his feet and he taunts Matty and does a "Rick Rude" kind of dance over him. Strait Hate then looks at the corner with the pole and starts to walk into that direction. Strait reaches the corner and he starts to climb the corner....He climbs up the corner, but .......then just when Strait reaches the top, we see that Matty Midget is back on his feet again.

DT: Matty moves over to the corner and ...he climbs the corner and .....HE LOWBLOWS STRAIT BEFORE HE CAN GRAB THE TIRE IRON!!!.....And Strait falls off the toprope to the mat!!! ....Man, what a fall!!! And Matty now climbs the corner....He reaches the top and he reaches up, but well.....he can't reach the object!!! Its too high for him!! There is no way that he can ever reach it!! Oh man!! This is not fair!! Not fair at all!! And Strait Hate is laughing now. He sure had his share of funny moments tonight.

ND: Strait is laughing at Matty and Matty turns to face him and dives off the toprope and .....MIDGET MAKER OFF THE TOPROPE!!!...He hit Strait with a dropkick to his knee and Strait went down to the mat!!!....Matty into the ropes and he comes off and does a legdrop on Strait. He gets up and furiously starts to kick Strait into the head. Matty then motions something to Griff Miller and Miller grabs a ladder from under the ring. Griff takes the ladder and he shoves it into the ring. Matty takes the ladder and he moves it over near the corner with the pole and he then unfolds the ladder and sets it up. He then looks up and sees that now he is able to grab the object on the pole!!

DT: Matty starts to climb up the ladder, but when he gets halfway, it is Strait Hate who charges in on the ladder and bumps into it and the ladder goes into the ropes and .....MATTY MIDGET FLIES OVER THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!! OOOH MY GODDD!!!!!.....Look at that!!!! Matty Midget flew to the outside!!! And Strait now hesitates for a moment. Will he go to the pole or is he gonna go to the outside. And it looks like he decides to go to the outside. Strait climbs on the apron and he then starts to climb the topturnbuckle. What is he gonna do?

ND: Strait is on the topturnbuckle now.....and.........OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH......HE MOONSAULTS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!.....BUT HE MISSES!!!.....GRIFF MILLER PULLED MATTY OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME AND STRAIT LANDS HARD ON THE CONCRETE!!!......Griff saved Matty there!! And Griff now pulls Matty up to his feet and he rolls him back into the ring again. Matty takes a breather and he then goes back over to the ladder and sets it up for a second time. He has it set up and starts to climb it again. He climbs up higher and higher in that corner and he gets close to grab for the pole. But then it is Strait Hate who rolls back into the ring again. And he climbs up the ladder and he grabs Matty and ...HE GRABS MATTY AND DOES A BACKDROP SUPLEX OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!!

DT: I can't see Matty getting up from that move. But Strait is also not back on his feet again. He is moving though and after about 10 seconds we see that Strait is back on his feet again. He moves over to Matty and he lifts him up and throws him into the ropes. Matty comes off and Strait with a power lariat and Matty makes a 360 and lands on the mat. Strait picks Matty up from the mat and lifts him above his head and he then drops him backfirst to the mat again!! Strait is on fire as he grabs Matty, but oooooh Matty with another lowblow!!!

ND: And Strait down to his knees!!.....Matty goes into the ropes and he comes off and ....42 INCH CRUNCH!!.....He hit that Spinning Fameasser on Strait!! But Matty has lost alot of energy in this match. He stares at the ladder for a moment, but he then goes to the opposite corner. He climbs it to the top and....jumps off for his MIDGET TOWN MADNESS.....BUT STRAIT LIFTS HIS KNEES UP!!! .....And Matty lands hard on the knees!!! Oh man!!! Or should I say ...Oh midget!!!

DT: Matty is out and Strait gets up and pushes the ladder aside and starts to climb the corner. He gets on the topturnbuckle ......but then we see that Dan Prohibition comes running out from the back. Dan slides in the ring with a lighttube, rushes to the corner, climbs on it and .......WHACKS STRAIT HATE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LIGHTTUBE!!! And Strait falls off the topturnbuckle to the mat!!! Oh God!!

(Dan stands over Strait now and shouts out: "See you at the PPV, comedian"!! Dan then walks over to Matty and says to him "Don't talk thrash about an ICON". Dan then rolls out of the ring and leaves.)

ND: Strait Hate is knocked out and Matty now slowly gets back on his feet again. Matty goes over to the corner and climbs to the toprope. He then looks at Strait and .....MIDGET TOWN MADNESS ON STRAIT!!!....How did he do that!!??!!?? Amazing!!!.....And Matty now gets up and he walks over to the ladder and sets it up in the corner. He then starts to climb it to the top. He reaches the top and he reaches for the pole and grabs the tire iron!!.....AND MATTY MIDGET WINS THIS MATCH!!!......HE WON THIS MATCH WITH SOME HELP FROM DAN PROHIBITION!!

DT: So there you have it people. Anything can happen in the EWCL. Cable wins with help from Strait and Matty wins with help from Dan P.

ND: Hey but look, whats Scott Monroe doing at the top off the ramp? Was he standing there for a longer time already? Or did he just came out? But what does he want?

(Monroe then comes down and simply strides past both Matty Midget and Griff Miller. The two watch as Monroe stops for a moment, then turns and stares directly into Griffs eyes. Matty steps forward but Monroe simply ignores him and turns his back, continuing towards the ring. Monroe slides into the ring, Matty and Griff following quickly behind. Monroe stops and spins on his heel as the two approach the ring. Matty climbs the steps slowly and enters the ring. Monroe and Matty stare at each other for a moment, then Matty charges Monroe, who leap frogs Matty. Matty stops and spins around, a wide smile coming over his face as he points behind Monroe. Instead of turning around, Monroe leaps to the right, dodging a giant shot from Mattys best friend).

(Monroe rolls out of the ring and points at them. Miller rolls out and begins to charge Monroe, but Monroe stops him in his tracks with a well placed kick to the shin. Griff falls to one knee and Monroe leaps into the air, using his shinning wizard roundhouse and dropping Miller to the ground. Matty begins to charge Monroe, but Monroe grabs a chair from the audiance and stands above the dazed Miller. Placing the chair on Millers throat, Monroe stares up at Matty and motions for him to step back. Matty does so, reluctantly, and Monroe removes the chair and steps away from Miller. Throwing the chair down, Monroe then reaches down and pulls Griff up by the head, then before Matty can react, Monroe exectues Heavens Gates. Matty reaches Griff just as Monroe rolls away. Monroe and Matty lock eyes before Monroe simply turns his back and walks away, his message having been delivered).

DT: Oh man that is gonna be some battle when these two are gonna meet up!!

ND: It could be at Christmas in Hell!!

DT: It could.

(Commercials).

DT: It's time for the big match. Time for Exile taking on Corvik. We have seen epic battles between these two. Almost a year ago we had the Brawl in the Mall match between these two. I think every EWCL fan remembers that one.

ND: Oh yes most definately. That was a highlight of the EWCL.

DT: But now it is different. Now they are back together in the New Royal Family. Why would they fight eachother now? They are the tagteam champions at the moment aswell. Why would they fight? Only because Prez Belton booked the match?

ND: Yeah well you never know.

(Vanity or perfection by Dimmu Borgir starts to play and Sean Corvik comes walking out from the back. The crowd starts to boo him, but the tagteamchampion does not pay any attention to it. Corvik makes it to the ring and slides in).

("Fuck It" by Seether pounds from the loud speakers signalling the entrance of the former Universal champion. Sean tests the ropes and never diverts his icy glare from where Exile will soon walk out. The guitar riffs intensify and implant in our heads but Exile is nowhere to be seen).

DT: Where is he?

(Finally "Jack Off" Joe is heaved with great force to the ramp, splotches of blood adorning his face. Exile follows after him with a chair in his hands. He stands back and sends a football kick to the ribs of Joe, hurling him to the bottom of the ramp. Exile takes the chair and cracks it across the defenseless jobber's back. Sean smirks, mocking a yawn and sitting atop the turnbuckle, reclining his feet casually on the ropes. Exile grabs Joe by the hair and flings him in the ring).

ND: Family entertainment at its greatest.

DT: This was supposed to be a match between Corvik and Exile!

ND: Looks like they outsmarted you then.

Sean then steps off the turnbuckle, winds up and sends a hard kick to the face of Joe. Blood pours from his nose and mouth as he attempts to ease the pain. From out of nowhere, the Rebellion Project, Chazz Mendel, Thorn, Strait Hate and Nick Dangerous, run from the back.

DT: This may be the Royal Family we're talking about here but they can't fight four against two!

(The men enter the ring and Corvik immediately starts trading blows with Nick Dangerous while Exile fights with Chazz and Thorn. Exile trades punches with both men and has them reeling. Corvik knees Dangerous in the gut and sets him up for Rigor Mortis, his rotating cradle piledriver. Strait, however, has picked up Exile's chair and blasts Sean in the head with it before he can drop Nick with the move. Nick lands on him unharmed and Exile is terribly outnumbered. He holds his own, swapping fists with both Strait Hate and Thorn but is laid out with a ferocious superkick by Chazz).

ND: These guys sure are sending a message to the Royal Family!

DT: I've never seen them dismantled like that!

(The men then begin to stomp and kick Exile like a pack of animals. Once thy've had their fill, they all step out of the ring and leave).

ND: Look at the bloos pouring out of Sean's head from that chairshot!

DT: This war is far from over.

(Commercials).

DT: We are back for the last match people. Back for Coby Belton taking on Aaron Gold. I know this is a weird main event match, but well thats what you get when Belton is the prez. He books himself in the main event. But hey he's the prez and he can do it if he wants.

ND: Yep the soda bitch can do it, if he wants to.

DT: And we have Jose Jose as the special referee for this match. Is there any chance that Aaron Gold can win this thing or not?

ND: Hmm, hardly any.

DT: My thoughts exactly.

(At that moment Cruxify yourself by Fozzy starts to play and Aaron Gold comes out from the back. The people cheer him on and he makes it to the ring and gets in).

(After that "You want a soda?" can be heard, followed by Chop suey by System of a Down. Coby Belton appears on the top off the ramp and the people start to boo him partly. Belton walks down the ramp to ringside and climbs in).

(The referee wants to ring the bell but at that moment "Fire in the head" by The Tea Party begins to play and "The" Nick Dangerous comes walking out from the back. Dangerous reaches the ring and enters it. He takes a mic out of his pocket and begins to talk).

Nick Dangerous: Hey son. I just wanted to wish you good luck for your upcoming match.

(Belton nodds and agrees and smiles).

Dangerous: But thats not the reason why I came out here. The reason I came out here is that I want the president his word on it that I will be in the Christmas in Hell 6 men Hell in the Cell match!!! So Coby, Cobster, my son....am I?

(Belton takes the mic from Nick).

Coby Belton: Yes dad, uh I mean Nick. Yes you are in that match.

Nick Dangerous: Great!!

Belton: Was that all?

Nick Dangerous: Actually not. I also wanted that a "friend" of ours is gonna be in that match. You know who I am talking about. So is he in it too?

(Belton nodds).

Belton: Yes ofcourse he is dad, uhm I mean Nick.

Nick Dangerous: Great!! Then his career will end at Christmas in Hell.....

(Dangerous drops the mic and slides out of the ring. He then turns around and says to Belton).

Dangerous: Thanks son.....and...oh........watch your back!!

(At that moment Belton turns around and Aaron Gold nails him with a clothesline that takes him to the mat).

Ding ding ding.

DT: Nick Dangerous left ringside and now this match can begin. Referee Jose Jose is running around in the ring like a madman. I don't think he has ever seen what a referee does, coz frankly I never seen a referee run around like this. But anyway, Aaron Gold picks Belton up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes. Belton comes off and Belton with a spinning heelkick that hits Belton hard into the face. Gold picks Belton up and he chops him to the chest for a couple of times. He then irish whips Belton and the soda boy goes into the ropes.

ND: Belton comes off and he counters and reacts with a headscissors takedown and Gold goes down to the mat.....Belton with a kick to Golds neck and he then lifts him up and he executes a few European Uppercuts!! Oooh not good for Golds neck!!! Belton grabs Aaron by the arm and he throws him into a corner. Belton does a flip and ends up in the corner with his elbow into Golds face!! Belton then grabs Gold by the arm and throws him into the opposite corner!!! Belton charges in after, but ooooh Gold lifts his knees up and Belton goes chestfirst into the knees!!

DT: Belton stumbles backwards and Gold runs in on him and ....takes him down to the mat with a SPEAR!!!....And Gold hooks the leg for the cover, ..........but Jose Jose just stands there looking at Gold, doing nothing and only saying "Que?". Jose Jose doesn't even know what to do right now!! I doubt he ever saw what a referee really does!!!! Oh my Godd!!! Aaron could have had the three count by now...it is unbelievable!!.....Aaron Gold now gets back to his feet and he goes over to Jose Jose and he starts to explain what he has to do... Jose Jose nodds and it looks like he finally understands what Gold meant.

ND: Aaron Gold then jumps on top off Belton again and tries the cover once more, ..............but again Jose Jose just stands there and looks at Gold with a confused look on his face.......And Aaron Gold gets to his feet again and shakes his head in disbelief. He wants to explain it again to Jose Jose but then realises that its no use anyway. He then turns back towards Belton, but Belton got back up and he kicks Gold into the gut and follows that up with a .....DDT!!!.....Golds head got planted into the mat and Belton now goes for the cover, ........and this time Jose Jose goes down to the mat and starts to count right away, .....1................................2........................................but a kickout by Gold.

DT: And Gold climbs to his feet right away and he goes over to Jose Jose and asks what that was all about!! And Jose Jose replies with that "itz my job". Gold shakes his head once again. He turns around, but is too late to react when Belton charges in on him. And Belton with a dropkick and Gold goes backwards into the ropes!!! Gold comes off and Belton with a backdrop and Gold lands on his back!!!....Belton for another cover attempt, but he only gets a two count.

ND: Belton pulls Gold to his feet again and throws him into the ropes....Gold comes off and Belton goes for another backdrop, but this time Gold saw it coming and he counters with GOLDEN RING....Swinging neckbreaker!!!....And Gold drags Belton over to the corner, pulls him to his feet and starts to ramm his head into the topturnbuckle. After 5 he turns Belton around and chops him to the chest. Gold then lifts Belton on top off the toprope and climbs on aswell. Gold grabs Belton, but Belton blocks it and he nails Gold in the head and ....FRONT FACE SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!

DT: And Gold lands hard on the mat from that move!!!!.....That could be devastating for his neck!!! Any move like that can be the end for Aaron Gold in the wrestling ring!!! Belton turns Gold on his back and goes for the cover, ...........1........................................................2......................................but Gold with a kickout. Belton gets back up again, and Jose Jose grabs his arm and raises it up in the arm like he is the victor. Belton looks weird at Jose Jose and tells him that it was only a two count. Jose Jose doesn't understand it and he raises Beltons arm once again.

ND: But Belton lifts his arm down again and explains to Jose Jose that the match isn't over yet!!.....Belton isn't aware of it that Aaron Gold got back on his feet again. Gold comes up from behind Belton and he turns him around and ....he kicks him into the gut and ......CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....HE HIT IT ON THE PREZ!!!......And Aaron Gold goes for the cover now, and. ...............1.........................................................................2....................................................................3.....And Aaron Gold has won this match. He defeated Belton and Jose Jose now asks him if he can raise his hand in the air.

DT: Man, that has to be the worst referee I have ever seen.

ND: But fact is that Gold won and that Belton is still layed out on the mat.

(At that moment Nick Dangerous comes out from the back to check on his "son" Coby Belton. He is followed by his fellow members of the Rebellion Project. The men climb in the ring and Nick kneels down to shake the unconscious Soda Boy. The fans heads turn toward the entrance as Exile has made his way back, microphone in hand. His lackey Road Block is close behind, holding a clipboard).

DT: Somebody get this glory hog outta here.

Exile: Hey guys...

(This gets the Rebellion Project's attention. Not through anger by any means but through laughter. Exile sports a mild black eye and a split lip. The men burst out laughing).

Exile: Shut up! It's not funny!

(The men laugh uncontrollably. Exile pulls a gun from his pocket and aims it in the air and fires, silencing the laughter and bringing screams from the roaring masses).

DT: Okay get this maniac out of here now. He has a gun. He's going too far. Get security out here before he hurts somebody.

Exile: Now that I have the attention of you idiots, stay in the fucking ring until I get down there or there's going to be hell to pay.

(Exile walks down to ringside, Road Block in tow, and steps through the ropes. The men back away from Exile who threatens their very lives. Exile stars in silence at the group before pointing at Thorn, who instinctively jumps back in fear).

Exile: You, leave.

(Thorn complies and jumps out of the ring before Exile looks toward the direction of newcomer Chazz Mendel).

Exile: You think you're such a great new guy? That you're going to make a name at the expense of the greatest faction ever formed?....Go.

(Chazz angrily steps out of the ring and leaves with Thorn. Exile then looks toward Nick Dangerous).

Exile: You think you're so tough. You think you're so hardcore. Look at you now. Look at the fear in your eyes. Leave.

(Nick steps out and Belton tries to follow him but Exile catches him with the butt of the pistol against his head. Belton goes down and Dangerous is helpless to save him).

Exile: I said get the fuck out of here! Now Coby, you've been trusted with a lot of power. But could you ever fathom what to do with it? Do you really know what you're up against? I can smell the fear on your breath, taste the anticipation on your tongue rolling down your face in drops of sweat. You want to know what could happen in a split second, what a man like me could do to a peon such as yourself. So here is my proposal. Road Block.

(Road Block hands Exile the clipboard with a few papers on it).

Exile: This, Coby, is a contract, approved by my lawyers, that will sign Insurgence over to the Royal Family.

DT: Oh shit...

ND: Finally, some class in this dump.

Exile: Scott Monroe, Sean Corvik and myself will have the say in what goes and what does not. We will be judge, jury and executioner, essentially. And then you can go back to whatever you were doing in your pathetic life before this happened to you. Now sign the contract.

DT: NO!! THIS MANIAC CAN'T BE IN CONTROL!

Coby: But...

Exile: I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTOOD ME! I HAVE A GUN! SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT COBY OR I SWEAR YOU WILL REGRET IT!!

(Exile hands him the pen and flips to the last page of the document. Coby reluctantly signs his presidentship away. Exile then points the gun directly at his head. Coby starts crying).

Exile: Thank you Coby. And good-bye.

DT: NO!!!!!!

(Exile pulls the trigger. *click*)

(*click* *click* *click*)

(Exile is in tears with laughter now. Coby is beside himself with fear and quickly tries to run away but Road Block catches him and Irish whips him. Exile catches him with the Outcast and drops Belton).

DT: Oh God...we have an insane man with a gun in the ring and next week the show is going to belong to him!!

ND: Heaven help us...