Date: 12th January 2003
Place: Charleston, Illinois
Arena: O'Brien Stadium
(Sean Corvik Exile Scott Monroe and Macbeth stand in pale light with their arms crossed. A large explosion is seen on the screen).
(Scott Monroe hits a Deicide in the ring a cut of him holding the universal championship with Racheal by his side).
Pleased to meet you
I stuck around St. Petersburg
I rode a tank
(A black rose appears cut to Macbeth nailing a Deicide and him and Jezebelle raising their hands in the ring).
Pleased to meet you
I watched with glee
I shouted out,
(Exile stands at the top of the ramp with a big grin on his face cut to him hitting an outcast and to him screaming with a chair in his hand).
Let me please introduce myself
Pleased to meet you
Pleased to meet you
(The Family all in the ring beating on Chris Christ).
Just as every cop is a criminal
(The Family cruxifying Drake Laps)
So if you meet me
Pleased to meet you
(Scott Monroe holding a knife to Mystics throat and Sean Corvik kicking Chris Christ, Macbeth kidnapping Kelly Laps and Exile using the branding iron on Blade)
Woo, who
Tell me baby, what's my name
(The pale lights hit The Royal Family again with Racheal Road Block and Jezebelle standing by their side)
Oh, who
What's my name
(Close up of Exiles face as the song fades out and all you can hear is his maniacal laughter as the RFTV logo flashes again).
(The noise in the arena is deafening. The Familytron glow shuts off after revealing the attack. The darkness is shrouding the venue when suddenly pyros fly off in every natural direction illuminating the smile on each of the fans faces).
Exile: THIS IS…ROYAL FAMILY TV!!!!!
(The lights come on showing the new set. RFTV logos are set on each side of the entrance and the ring is now colored in red and black with the logo in the center. The fans are cheering loudly as the camera settles on the announcer's desk and the faces of Road Block and Neil Down).
Road Block: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
Neil Down: I shoulda quit last week
Road Block: NO NO NO NO NO BABY!!! ITS YOU AND ME ALLLLL NIGHT!!
ND: What did you do to Dean?
Roadblock: Let's just say he won't be eating turkey for awhile. AAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
ND: Dammit!!
Roadblock: Hey, thats my line!!
ND: Who cares, Roadie. Let's get this show started.
Roadblock: LET'S PLAY DARTS!!!
ND: What?
Roadblock: ONE HUNRED AND EIGHTY!!!!!
ND: What the hell?
Roadblock: Sorry, been watching championships darts too much the last week.
ND: ...uhuh.....Now, ok, since Dean isn't here with us due to some unknown reason, it is up to me to tell you what matches you are gonna see tonight. Ofcourse last week we saw the introduction of Original Sin. John Daniels, Travis Cage and Blaise Martelle came over from the IWF as they were hired by Exile to take out The Rebellion Project. Tonight we are gonna see if they can do what they were hired for. In the big main event we have a cage match between John Daniels and Travis Cage against Nick Dangerous and Thorn from The Rebellion Project. That promises to be a great match. But another match people are waiting to see is the one between Universal Title Scott Monroe and Matty Midget. Matty finally gets his chance to take on the champ. Is he gonna do it? We'll find out in a couple of hours.
Roadblock: Couple of hours?
ND: Yes, a show mostly lasts that long.
Roadblock: Oh man, so I have to sit on this uncomfortable chair for that long?
ND: I'm afraid so.
Roadblock: DAMMIT!!
ND: Other big matches tonight is the tagmatch for the titles between Sean Corvik and Exile versus Jerry and Sean Campbell, the match between Chazz Mendel and Blaise Martelle and ofcourse another encounter between Blade and Drake Laps.
Roadblock: Again?!?!?
ND: Yes again. Got any problems with that?
Roadblock: ...uh...no..
ND: Next to those matches we got even more intresting stuff. But let us begin with the first match of the evening. But I hear that we first are gonna see a little footage.
(The camera opens inside Marty's, a local bar near O'Brien Stadium. There are several people drinking and yelling, but most of it quiets down when they see the door open and inside steps none other than Chris Christ. Chris moves to the bar with a rather depressed look upon his face).
Bartender: What'll you have?
Christ: Anything that'll get rid of dejection, anger, and hopelessness.
(All of a sudden, a voice pops up from behind Christ).
Blade: I sincerely hope that's not your strategy for winning your match, Christ.
Christ: Just the man I was looking for! What are you doing here?
Blade: The place looked inviting. I thought you didn't drink.
Christ: After the last few weeks, I'm willing to try.
Blade: Don't. You'll be much happier in the end. It'll only be an excuse for something that happens later on. Get him a soda, barkeep.
(Blade tosses down $2 to pay for Christ's drink, but before he can get away, Christ grabs his arm).
Christ: Listen, why don't you work with me. Together, we can help bring about a change in the EWCL! No more Royal Family! No more Rebellion Project! What do you say?
(Blade simply pushes Christ's hand away, and walks out of the bar without saying anything).
(Scene fades out).
ND: THE MESSIAH!!
RB: First match come on.
ND: Take it away Roadblock? Who's in the first match?
Roadblock: How should I know?
ND: You're suppose to be a commentator!
Roadblock: ...Oh.....oh yeah.....See I knew I forgot something.
ND: .....allright then....In this first match we have three talents....
RB: I know...I know...I know.....Aaron Gold, Sean Orion and Coby Belton are in this match!
ND: ....HEY....YOU LOOKED ON MY PAPERS!!
RB: ........
(Cruxified by Fozzy begins to play and Aaron "24 Carat" Gold and his manager Jessica come walking out from the back. The two make it to the ring and Jessica gives Aaron some last minute advice and then Aaron enters the ring).
("You want a soda?" can be heard followed by the opening riffs of System of a Downs Chop Suey. "Soda Boy" Coby Belton appears on the top off the ramp and starts to make his way to ringside. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(The lights dim and as "One Armed Scissor" by At the Drive In begins to blast through the arena a huge gold explosion lights up the entrance way. The song plays.............and plays................ ).
(Mike jogs out from the backstage area and makes his way down to the announcers table. He begins an animated conversation with Neil Down which results in Mike lifting Neil from his seat and gesturing for him to get into the ring. He grudgingly rolls into the ring and takes the mic from the ring announcer).
Neil Down: Once every generation along comes a wrestler, not just an ordinary wrestler but a wrestler so good that you actually feel priveliged to see him perform, ladies and gentleman I'm proud to announce the "Pinn...."
(Mike nudges Neil in the back).
Neil Down: The "Pinnacle of Perfection" Sean Orion
("One Armed Scissor" starts playing again and this time Sean appears from the backstage. He bounces a few times on the spot before brushing back his wet blond hair and making his way into the ring. He slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes a few times before taking the mic of the ring announcer).
Sean Orion: Those words where just too kind Neil. But thanks for the warm welcome anyway. Before I let this massacare commence I want to have a few words with you Aaron. You actually have the cheek to question me and Mike's friendship?????? Would I let Mike do this to me? Jessica you might want to look away now because this is kinda x-rated. Roll the footage.
(The FamilyTron comes on and shows the following).
ND: Outcast picks Gold up from the mat and he grabs him by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Gold comes off and Outcast goes for a backdrop. But Aaron Gold reads the move and he counters and he kicks Outcast to the head and ....HE SETS HIM UP FOR HIS CAREER ENDING GOLDDIGGER!!!.....But just when he wants to execute the move we see that Scotty jumps on the apron and he starts to distract the referee!! The referee goes over to Scotty and he tells him to get of the apron. But at the same time we see that Jay Masters comes out from the crowd and he's carrying a steelchair!!
DT: Masters rolls himself into the ring and he comes up from behind Gold and before Gold can execute the GoldDigger he slamms him in the head with that steelchair!!! ...BAMMMMMMM....... Gold goes down to the mat and Masters slides out of the ring!!!.....Outcast rolls himself on top off Gold now and goes to cover him. At that moment the referee turns around again and he starts the count. ......1..........................................................2................................................3.....And it's over, Chris Outcast has won this match!! But he can thank Masters for this victory.
(Scotty slides in the ring and he grabs Outcast his hand and raises it into the air. Outcast slightly smiles but he then tells Scotty to let go off his arm. Outcast and Scotty then roll out of the ring and leave ringside).
But Jay Masters is still at ringside. He's still carrying that steelchair and he slides back in the ring again and he looks down at the fallen Aaron Gold. He taunts Gold a bit and he then swings the steel chair again and ....WHAMMMMMMMM....He nails him in the head with it again!! And Gold is knocked out completely now. Masters now drops the chair and he asks for a microphone. He receives a mic and he starts to speak.
Masters: Hey GOLD, Aaron GOLD...Where's your GOLDRUSH now huh...And where's your GOLDDIGGER NOW!!! Or your GOLDEN GLOBES or FOOLS GOLD or GOLD RING??? Hahaha!!!
(The crowd boos).
Masters: But I don't wanna ruin your day entirely. So that's why I got something GOLD for you.....Hope you like it......IT'S WHAT THEY CALL A GOLDEN SHOWER!!!
(Masters drops the mic and he pulls down his pants and he starts to piss on Aaron Gold).
DT: OOOOH GROSSS!!! DISGUSTING!!!!
ND: Yucky, yucky, yucky.
(The tron fades out and we go back to the ring).
Sean: That is probably the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen you sick freak. Oh and Jessica before Aaron Gold starts unleashing his Drake Lap fantasies on you Mikey's available if your interested.
(Orion drops the mic and Aaron Gold storms at him right away.....).
DING DING DING.
ND: Gold knocks Orion to the mat with a double axe handle....Orion went down and Aaron jumps on him and unleashes a series of punches to the head. He then grabs Orions head and starts to ramm it into the mat. He repeats this several times. Aaron gets back on his feet again and he pulls Orion up and he irish whips him into the ropes. Orion comes off and Gold with a flying shouldertacke that takes Orion to the mat. Gold goes for the cover, but after one it is Belton who breaks the count by dragging Gold off of Orion. Belton kicks Gold in the head and lifts him up to his feet. Belton with a few shots to the head and two chops to the chest.
RB: WOOOOOOOOH....WOOOOOOOH.
ND: Belton takes Gold and throws him into the ropes.....Gold comes off and Belton with a headscissors takedown!!!.....And Belton keeps his legs around Golds neck and tries to choke him this way......We should still remember that Gold had a major neck injury not so long ago. So every blow to his neck can be lethal. But thats the name of the game, he knows that. After about 10 seconds Belton lets go off the choke and he waits till Aaron gets back on his feet again. Belton then kicks Gold into the midsection and follows that up with a suplex!!.....Belton jumps back up again and lifts Gold up by the head......But at that moment Sean Orion comes in from behind them and ....DOUBLE FLYING BULLDOG!!!....
RD: They should call him The Scottish Bulldog....AAAAHAHAHAA.
ND: ...uhuh.......Gold and Belton both on the mat now and Orion focusses on Belton and turns him on his back. Orion then comes off the ropes and delivers a fist drop on Belton.....Orion comes off the ropes for a second time and this time does a jumping knee to the head!!.....Orion gets up and he raises his hands in the air.....Pfff..like he's that .......Hmm better not complete my sentence here.......Orion turns towards Gold and he lifts him up by the head. He then throws Gold into the ropes.....But Gold comes off and he ducks the forearm of Orion!!....Gold waistlocks Orion, but Orion counters with an elbow and reverses the waistlock and executes a ...COBRA CLUTCH SLAM!!!
RB: BEAT ME IF YOU CAN, SURVIVE IF I LET YOU!!!....AAAAHAHAHAHAA
ND: Oh dear God!!......Orion now going for the cover on Gold, he hooks the leg, ........1........................................................................2.........................but Gold kicks out of it in time. Orion is confident and he grabs Gold by the head, but at that moment Belton comes in from behind and kicks Orion to the back. Orion lets go off Gold and Belton grabs him from behind and german suplexes him to the mat!!!....Belton holds on to the hold and lifts Orion back to his feet again and delivers another german suplex!! And this time he holds on to it for the pin, .....1.....................................................2...........................but Orion kicks out. Belton picks Orion up to his feet and he throws him into the ropes.
RB: The ropes look pretty tight tonight.
ND: Heh, that reminds me of this girl that I met last night......OOOOH GOD WHAT AM I DOING!!........Orion comes off the ropes and ...he slides through Beltons legs!!! He gets up behind Belton......BUT....GOLD STANDS BEHIND ORION .....AND.....GOLDRING NECKBREAKER ON ORION!!!.....What a move by "24 Carat" Aaron Gold. Gold going for the cover, ............1................................................................2...................but Belton breaks it up again. He picks up Gold and delivers a few shots to the head. He then drags Gold over to the corner and Belton while holding on to Golds head climbs to the second rope....And Belton jumps off and .....TORNADO DDT!!!...
RN: TORNADO!! THE FORCES OF THE WIND!!
ND: Gold goes down and looks to be knocked out here.. Belton now for the pin attempt, ......1............................................................2...........but this time it is Sean Orion who breaks the count. He stomps down on Belton several times. Belton is able to get to his feet, but Orion connects with a boot to the gut and he then lifts Belton up and slams him back to the mat again. Sean Orion points to the corner and he goes over and climbs to the toprope. He's on top now and ...HE'S GOING FOR HIS FISTDROP OFF THE TOPROPE!! WHEN HE HITS THIS, ITS GONNA BE OVER!!....ORION LEAPS OFF.....BUT BELTON LIFTS HIS LEG UP IN TIME AND IT HITS ORION RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
RB: I feel a tendist appointment coming up.
ND: You mean because Belton hit Orion in the face with that boot?
RB: No, because the last time I went was like 6 years ago or something.
ND: ......What did I do to deserve this?
RB: .....
ND: Anyway Belton takes Orion and brings him over to the corner. He then lifts Orion on the topturnbuckle. Belton also climbs it now and he grabs Orion by the tights......Belton goes to superplex his opponent, but Orion blocks it!!.....Belton tries it again, but Orion blocks it for a second time!!!......And Orion then with a right hand to Beltons head and he repeats this and knocks Belton off the toprope to the mat!!...OOOOH WHAT A FALL!!!....BELTON FELL RIGHT ON HIS BACK!!!....AND ORION NOW GETTING READY......AND......DIVING FIST DROP OFF THE TOPROPE ON BELTON!!!.....IT COULD ALL BE OVER NOW!!!....BELTON IS NOT MOVING AND ORION NOW PUTS HIS ARM OVER BELTONS BODY!!
RB: Common Soda Bitch!!
ND: ...The ref goes to count, .....1..............................................................2.....................BUT WOW!!!.....AARON GOLD CLIMBED TO THE TOPROPE IN THE MEANTIME AND ......HE JUMPS OFF ......AND......GOLDRUSH ON BOTH ORION AND BELTON!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?? ....OOH MAN!!!...AND ORION IS OUT AND BELTON IS DEFINATELY OUT NOW!!!....GOLD TURNS ORION ON HIS BACK AND, HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER, AND. ......1..................................................................2..............................................................3....HE WINS!!!....AARON GOLD WINS THIS MATCH!!
RB: So I guess we won't see any urinating huh?
ND: Hopefully not.
(Aaron Gold got up and he raises his hands in the air after this win for him. But he's unaware of it that Mike rolled into the ring and charges in on him from behind).
ND: Ooooh cheap attack there!!!....Mike knocked Gold down to the mat!!! And Orion is also back up now and he's beating down Belton some more. Orion then takes Belton by the head and ....throws him over the toprope to the outside!!! And Mike continous to kick and hammering Gold down!!! This is unfair!!! Wow, did I actually say that? I used to hate Gold......
RB: Times change Neil. People change, at one moment someone can act like a total fool and another moment they can act intelligent. It occures.
ND: ....What?...
RB: TURKEY!! THINK OFF TURKEYS!!
ND: ......Hmmm.....Orion went to the outside now and he set up a table on the outside. We then see that Mike picks up Aaron Gold and ........HE HITS GOLD WITH A SPIRAL POWERBOMB ONTO THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!! OOOOOOH GODD!!! WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THIS?? What is Orion trying to prove? That he is even a bigger....hmmm.....fruit....than he already was??
RB: Maybe he wants to be a banana.
ND: Commercials please.
(Commercials).
Exile: So it's all taken care of?.....Great.......
(Exile ends the phone conversation, but then from out of nowhere we see two men in black ski masks and black t-shirts with the words "New Breed" in green spray paint font on it. The two men with the ski masks jump Exile and take him out with steel pipes. They then strip Exile of his tagteam titlebelt and leave Exile layed out).
(Fade out).
ND: We're back folks.
RB: Where did we go then?
ND: .....oh man.....So can't you tell me where Dean Thornton is?
RB: To tell you the truth, I really don't know. I received this phonecall from an anonomommmm....dammit how do you spell that word.....From someone I didn't know...and that person told me to commentate tonight.
ND: Weird...Real weird.
RB: Thats what I said too.....Hmmm well actually I said....should I put my blue or my grey underwear on....
ND: NEXT MATCH!!
RB: Second one already, dammit this goes fast.
ND: We have the current Prime Time Title champion Marco and he's gonna take on Johnathan Cable. Cable a former tagteam and Extreme champion. But let me state that this is a non-title match, therefore Marco cannot lose his title tonight.
RB: Hey he can lose it. Just look at Exile he lost his title...haahhaaa....Oh dammit, he's gonna kill me if he heard that joke.....
(Roadblock then puts his hands in front of his face, and moves them up and down and makes some weird noises that sound like "dooododoooododododoo").
ND: What the hell are you doing?
RB: I'm trying to go back in time!!
ND: THATS NOT POSSIBLE, YOU IDIOT!!
RB: NO OFCOURSE NOT WHEN YOU INTERRUPT ME!!
ND: .....
(Fight song by Marilyn Manson begins to play and Marco comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer the Prime Time Champion on as he makes his way to the ring. He shakes the hands off some fans on his way. He then reaches the ring and slides in and holds the title above his head).
(Suddenly, Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden hits on the P.A. system, and the lights go out. On the screen, a massive bonfire burns into the night.
Firebombs explode over and over again on the stage, and from the smoke, there stands Johnathan Cable. He is wearing a pair of loose black pants over his black boots, and a black, open fronted shirt with fire licking up the hem fromt he bottom. His mask is hard black leather with flames curling up from the bottom.
A curtain of fire washes over the entrance, and Cable raises his hands over his head looking for a huge pop. )
(Cable comes to ring with his loaded weelbarrow. In it he has streetsigns (Slow, Children at Play; Speed Limit 75; Stop), a mop handle, a cheese grater, a length of heavy chain, and a brown lumpy sack).
ND: Why did he bring all of that? I didn't know it was a hardcore match?
RB: Maybe he has to work as a crossguard later on.
(Cable slides into the ring and stares at Marco).
DING DING DING.
ND: We start off and Marco and Cable start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. Marco positions Cable into a hammerlock and hooks it in. Cable tries to move out of it by elbowing Marco. But Marco holds on to it. Cable with another elbow and this time it has effect. Marco lets go and Cable kicks Maroc into the midsection and turns him around and executes a northern lights suplex!! The pin right away, but Marco kicks out after the first count. Marco quickly back on his feet and he and Cable start to trade fists back and forth. Cable hits Marco with a big right hand, but it doesn't seem to hurt Marco as he returns with a big right hand of his own. Marco then blocks the next one and he grabs Cable in a side headlock and throws him into the ropes.
ND: Cable comes off the ropes and Marco with a running clothesline that takes Cable to the canvas. And Marco follows that up with a legdrop on his opponent. The cover, but not more than a two count. Marco pulls Cable to his feet and he hits him hard in the face. Marco then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off, but oooooooooohhhh Cable counters and catches Marco and powerslams him to the mat!! Cable gets up and he lifts up Marco and body slams him back down again. He then picks Marco up once more and body slams him for a second time in a row to the mat!!
RD: Yup, he sure likes to slam bodies...if you know what I mean...hahahhaa.
ND: No, what DO you mean?
RB: ...uh...I don't know.
ND: Cable on fire now as he picks up Marco and throws him into the ropes. Marco comes off and Cable hits him with a running lariat!! He almost took Marco's head off with that move! Unbelievable!! Cable now for the cover, .....1............................................................2......................but a kickout by the Prime Time Champion. Cable brings Marco back to his feet again and he irish whips Marco into the corner. Marco goes in backfirst and Cable follows in hot pursuit...But Marco raises both his knees up and Cable collides into the knees!!! Cable staggers backwards and Marco charges in on him and clotheslines him to the mat!! Marco shouts it out and he picks up Cable and delivers a headbutt!!
RB: He said 'Butt" ..hehe.
ND: What was that?
RB: That was my Beavis imitation.
ND: Oh....Marco with another headbutt and he follows that up with sending Cable into the ropes. Cable comes off and Marco grabs him by the throat and ....CHOKESLAMS CABLE TO THE MAT!!!..Is this it?? Is this the win for Marco already? .....Marco goes for the cover, ....1......................................................2..............................but Cable kicks out. Marco shakes his head, but then goes back to work again on Cable and hooks in an armbar submission!! Cable in pain, but still he tries to crawl to the ropes and reach them. After about 15 seconds he manages to do that. Cable gets the ropes and the referee makes Marco stop the submission. Marco and Cable back in the center of the ring again and they lock up.
ND: Marco gets the upperhand as he waistlocks Cable and delivers a backsuplex to him. Marco off the ropes and with another legdrop to the head. He goes for the cover, ....1..........................................................2...................................but Cable kicks out of it again. Marco again shakes his head and picks Cable up again. He sends Cable into the ropes and when he comes off he goes to backdrop him. But....Cable saw it coming and he grabs Marco and ...POWERBOMBS MARCO TO THE MAT!!!.....OOOH MAN WHAT A POWERBOMB!! Marco is layed out now and Cable slowly moves over to him and hooks the leg for the cover, .....1...........................................................2..........................................but Marco kicks out.
ND: Cable grabs Marco, but oooooh Marco counters with a jawbreaker!!! Cable is stunned for a moment and Marco lifts Cable up and executes a stalling suplex!! Marco takes his time to recover though after that powerbomb. He slowly gets up to his feet and he grabs Cable by the head and hands out a couple of punches. He then sends Cable into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs him and delivers an reverse atomic drop!! Cable stumbles into the ropes and when he comes off again Marco big boots him into the face!! And Cable goes down!!! Marco for the cover, .....1.........................................................................2..............................................but a kickout.
RB: It's not over yet.
ND: Marco pulls Cable up and throws him into the ropes once more. Cable comes off and he ducks the forearm, comes off the opposite ropes and then he hits Marco with a running clothesline!! He almost took Marco's head off for a second time!! Amazing!!! Marco's lights went out there!! Cable follows it up with an elbow drop and the cover attempt, .....1....................................................................................2..........................................but Marco is not giving up and kicks out.
RB: It's not over yet.
ND: Cable picks up Marco and sets him up for a DDT!!!.....AND HE HITS IT!!!...That was some DDT!!...Marco's face got planted into the mat majorly....But Cable is not going for the cover, instead he picks Marco up again and ...HE SETS HIM UP FOR ANOTHER DDT.......BUT WAIT ...WHO'S THAT??? ....IT'S THORN!!...THORN COMES RUNNING TO THE RING!!
RB: Every rose has it's Thorn.
ND: Thorn gets on the apron and climbs to the toprope. Just like he did last week in the match that Cable had against Chazz Mendel!!....Thorn on the toprope and ...HE LEAPS OFF FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK ON CABLE!!...BUT WOWWWWW....SOMEHOW CABLE SAW IT COMING AND HE DUCKED IT!!! AND THORN HITS THE MAT!! Cable lets go off Marco and moves over to Thorn, but before he can do more damage to him it is Marco who grabs Cable from behind!!! And Marco executes a reverse DDT on his opponent!!! .....Thorn now also got back to his feet again and together with Marco they work on Cable and beat him down to the mat!!! Marco and Thorn then lift Cable up from the mat and send him into the ropes. Cable comes off and they double backdrop Cable to the mat.
RB: ...
ND: Cable is layed out and Thorn rolls out of the ring and stands on the outside to see what happens next. Marco picks up Cable and signals for his HELLBOUND 2 FINISHER!!! THIS WILL BE THE END FOR CABLE!!! MARCO AND THORN DID THIS TO CABLE AND THIS WILL BE THE END FOR CABLE!!!.....MARCO SETS CABLE UP FOR THE JACKNIFE POWERBOMB INTO A SHARPSHOOTER.......BUT OOOOOOOH WHEN MARCO GOT CABLE IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION, CABLE BACKS HIS HEAD UP INTO MARCO'S ....NUTS.....AND HE THEN ROLLS HIM UP FOR A SMALL PACKAGE AND. ...........................1.......................................................................................2................................................................................3....AND CABLE WINS THE MATCH!!
RB: It's not over yet.
ND: YES IT IS!!
RB: Oh.
ND: Cable defeated Marco out of nowhere. Marco was about to hit Hellbound 2 on him, but Cable escaped like a true magician. And look at Thorn, he's pissed!! He's annoyed big time. He thought he cost Cable the win, but it turned out differently!!!.....And Thorn slides into the ring again now....he charges in on Cable and takes him down with a clothesline to the back off the head. Marco then slides out of the ring and grab the length of chain from the weelbarrow. He comes back in and tells Thorn to pick Cable up as he wraps the length of chain around his hand. Marco charges in, but hesitates long enough ....AND....CABLE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE HITS THORN WITH THE CHAIN!!!
(Thorn goes down).
ND: And Cable now tells Marco to put Thorn on the toprope. Marco lifts Thorn up and Cable slides out of the ring at the same time and grabs the brown sack out of the wheelbarrow. Cable moves over to the Spanish announce table and he opens the brown sack and spreads out the thumbtacks that are inside the sack on the announcetable. Cable then climbs on the apron and he grabs Thorn off the toprope and ........TOPROPE CHOKESLAM OFF THE TOPROPE ON THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE COVERED WITH THUMBTACKS!!!
RB: HOLY SMOKES!!
ND: Thorn went through that table like it was nothing!! OH GOD!!!
(Marco and Cable disappear into the crowd just when the rest of The Rebellion Project comes out to help Thorn).
(Commercials).
Kelly: Chris!
Christ: Hey there Kelly...Michael.
Blade: What now, Christ?
Christ: I'd hoped maybe you'd given some thought to what I mentioned earlier? Perhaps you'd watch my back tonight?
Blade: Listen Christ, simply put: I don't trust you! Not after everything you've put me through. Now get out.
Christ: *sighs* Fair enough.
Kelly: Good luck, Chris.
(Fade out).
(We return from the commercials and see that Roadblock isn't sitting next to Neil Down anymore. Instead we see John Pilchard).
ND: Thank you John. Good to see you again.
JP: Thanks Neil. It's been awhile, but its good to be back. Even if its not for long.
ND: What happend to Roadblock?
JP: Well he had to go to the bathroom and he said that it would probly take awhile, so I better substitute.
ND: Hmm I hope someone locks him in that bathroom.
JP: Well, this is our next match of the evening, and it's the Triple Threat Match between Macbeth, Chris Christ, and of course G-Flem. Anything to add about this match, Neil?
ND: "The Messiah"!! Chris Christ is going to annihilate everyone!!
JP: Well, that figures that he'd say that.
(Prodigal son by Kid Rock starts to play and Gargantuflem comes out from the back. The crowd cheers the two on as he makes his way to the ring. He slides in and waits for his opponents).
(Ballbreaker by AC/DC plays and "The Messiah" Chris Christ comes out from behind the curtains. The crowd goes nuts as they recognise the former champion. Chris Christ takes his time to walk to the ring and on his way he greets the fans. He reaches the ring and slides in).
(Golgotha by Halford begins to blare over the speakers and the Family Tron shows).
ENTER
MACBETH"
(A shaft of blue light shoots up from the entranceway as a figure can be seen standing in the middle of it. It slowly fades off, leaving MacBeth standing bathed in a blue spotlight. Jezebelle steps out from behind the curtain and follows MacBeth down to the ring. The camera zooms in on the Zer0 on MacBeths forehead. MacBeth and Jezebelle reach the ring and MacBeth climbs in).
JP: And it's on! They circle each other, and now Macbeth is allowing Christ and G-Flem to go at it now! Christ tries to lock up with G-Flem, but Flem's too powerful and throws Christ to the ground with authority! Christ decides to try again, but once again G-Flem tosses him to the ground! Wow, what power! G-Flem bragging, but Macbeth with a chop block to the knee of G-Flem, and the big man goes down hard!
ND: MacBeth capitalizes now, and he's starting to kick at the knee of G-Flem! Christ realizing now what's going on and he comes at MacBeth and hits a hard clothesline! Yeah! Great move by the Messiah, and now these two men lock up, and Christ tosses MacBeth into the ropes, MacBeth ducking another clothesline, but Christ catching MacBeth with an overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! Great move now!
JP: You're certainly right there Neil, but Christ doesn't see G-Flem getting up and...GARGANTUSLEEPER!! He's got Christ into a standing Dragon Sleeper! Oh wow, now this is a surprise! But MacBeth realizes what's going on and now he's starting to wail away on the ribs of Christ now with lefts and rights! More, and more, but wait! Jezzebelle's up on the apron now, and the referee goes to move to deal with her!
ND: MacBeth moving behind G-Flem and..LOW BLOW! YES!! The sleeper is broken and G-Flem goes down hard! Christ is still trying to recover from that hold, so MacBeth's going for the pin on Christ! The ref sees the attempt and 1...2...No! Christ kicking out. G-Flem's struggling to his feet now, and he grabs MacBeth's head and hits a NASTY reverse DDT onto MacBeth! Great move!
JP: Once again I have to agree with you Neil! Christ and G-Flem are taking MacBeth and G-Flem puts him up on his shoulders and...Christ is going up top! What's this? Missile Dropkick! And MacBeth just fell over seven feet to the mat and he's in pain now! G-Flem going for the pin now! 1...2...Wait!
ND: Christ bounces into the ropes and dropkicks G-Flem in the face before the ref could count three! That's great strategy by Christ! And now Christ is starting to connect with lots of chops to the body of G-Flem, but they don't seem to be having much effect! Run Chris! G-Flem charging, but Christ drops below him! Oh wow! And another dropkick, this time to the back of G-Flem, and he hit his head on the turnbuckle!
JP: Don't forget MacBeth! He's moving up to the second rope, and...Reverse Tornado DDT! Great job! Hey wait. MacBeth's starting to direct traffic around the ring as Jezzebelle fetches him a chair, and once again Christ and MacBeth lock up! Macbeth sending Christ into the ropes, but Christ with a reversal, and goes for a backdrop but...No! DDT to Christ!! And look! Ref, get that chair out of the ring!!
ND: Jezzebelle slid the chair into the ring, and is once again distracting the referee!! What's going on?? MacBeth sets up the chair in the middle of the ring, picks up G-Flem, and sends HIM into the ropes, and...Drop Toe Hold from Macbeth to G-Flem, his face bouncing off that chair!! Oh no, another pin! One..Two..NO! G-Flem kicks out again, and Christ struggling to his feet, and... CEREVISI!!! MacBeth is down, and Christ drops too!! They're down, they're all down!!
JP: The referee is starting the count, but nobody's moving! Finally, he gets up to six, and now it looks like G-Flem and MacBeth are starting to stir. And yes!! They're both up now, and MacBeth continuing to try to wear down G-Flem with another shot to the knee, bringing G-Flem down to a knee and it looks like MacBeth is going for a knee lift, but...Wait!! G-Flem grabs the throat, and...CHOKESLAM!! Chokeslam onto MacBeth!!
ND: YES!! Christ is going to win this thing, I can feel it!!! Christ climbing up to the top, and he's looking to fly! But wait! G-Flem sees it and..NO!! He just hit the ropes and racked Christ! He's denying the future the chance for more Christs!!!
JP: Well, regardless, now it looks like G-Flem's climbing up and puts Christ on his shoulders, in an Electric Chair position and...YES!! POINT OF IMPACT ONTO CHRIST!!!
ND: NO!!
JP: ONE...
ND: NO!!!
JP: TWO...
ND: NO!!!!!
JP: THREE!!!!
ND: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Blade: Absolutely not. I'm not letting you go out there.
Kelly: Michael, that's my husband! I have a right to be there!
Blade: It's too dangerous!
(At that moment, there is another knock at the door, and this time Blade answers it. Once again, the crowd cheers loudly as they find Chris Christ on the other side.)
Blade: Again Christ? What the hell is going on?
Christ: Listen, I wanted to wish you best of luck against Laps tonight. I don't know what's going on inside that kid's head.
Blade: Yeah, well I'm hopefully going to straighten him out...
Kelly: No, WE'RE going to straighten him out!
Blade: For the last time Kelly, you are staying here, where it's safe!
Christ: Listen, if you're worried about Kelly getting hurt, I'll stay here with her and protect her.
(Blade debates this suggestion for a few moments, and glances to Kelly. She seems to be in complete favor of this, and Blade picks up the EWCL Title and approaches Christ)
Blade: Fine. She's under your watch. But if anything...ANYTHING happens to her I will hold you personally responsible. Are we clear?
Christ: Perfectly.
(Blade angrily walks past Christ and makes his way to the ring to meet Drake Laps).
(We follow Blade and then the camera pans to his brother Exile).
(Exile sees Blade in the one of the corridors before his match).
Exile: Micheal! HEY BLADE!! Get the hell over here?
(Blade looks around suspiciously).
Exile: Get over here NOW.
(Blade finally walks over to Exile but with much reserve).
Exile: What? Scared of your own brother? Tsk Tsk Mikey. Tsk Tsk. Oh. You got a phone call for you. Here you go.
(Exile has a shit eating grin as he hands the phone over to Blade. Blade takes it and walks away from Exile).
Blade: Hello?
Man: Is this Micheal Lemke?
Blade: Yes. Who is this?
Man: Im with the Pittsburgh Fire Department...Im afraid theres been an accident
Blade: What kind of accident?
Man: Well Im afraid your apartment caught blaze tonight
Blade: WHAT?
Man: There was a fire at your apartment. We were able to control and extinguish it but im afraid the damage was done. It appears to be a complete loss. Im very sorry sir.
Blade: My whole place is gone?
Exile: Gosh Mikey...that sucks. Hm. Oh well, i guess bad things happen to stupid people.
(Blade drops the phone as Exile just smiles and with a wave of his hand turns and walks away).
Blade: Did you...
Exile: Oh, gosh. Sorry my bad man. Good luck in your match tonight.
(Exile walks away as Macbeth comes from behind and drills Blade in the back of the head in with a chair. Macbeth places a black rose on Blade's back and walks away after Exile).
Man: Mister Lemke? Hello? Are you there? Hello?
(Fade out).
ND: Ok, we are back and ready for the match between Blade and Drake Laps.
Roadblock: Did I miss something?? Did I miss something??
ND: You missed the G-Flem, Christ, MacBeth match.
Roadblock: Oh, so I never missed anything.
ND: Well thats your opinion Roadie. Not everyone shares that. Heck, nobody shares your opinions!!
RB: ..Yeah...why is that?
ND: Blade and Drake Laps are gonna step into the ring once again together. I don't know how many times they faced eachother now, but everytime it was a close call. Last week Blade defeated Laps in a tables match and therefore is still the EWCL champion. But tonight Laps gets another chance and this time its one of his favorite kind of matches namely a ladder match.
(Out of nowhere, a voice screams out, "I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts throughout the arena. Simultaneously, the lights quickly blacken out, and several strobe lights go off around the entranceway. Fog also begins to fill the entranceway, and the crowd roars loudly as Blade walks out down the aisle with purpose. He is dressed in his normal attire of black pants and boots, with a black trench coat).
ND: Blade is ready to get this thing going!!
(The referee takes Blade's title and he hangs it up above the ring).
(Audioslave's Cochise starts to play and Drake Laps comes walking out. Together with EWCL's finest the entire Rebellion Project comes walking out. We see Strait Hate, Thorn, Chazz Mendel, Nick Dangerous and Jose Jose. The entire group walks to the ring while the crowd boos them. Drake Laps enters the ring and the rest of The Project surrounds the ring).
DING DING DING.
ND: Laps and Blade stare eachother down in the center of the ring. Hate is cheering Laps on to kick Blade in the balls. There appears a grin on Laps his face, but it fades away soon enough. He then storms in at Blade, but Blade sidesteps him and Laps goes into the corner. Laps turns around quickly and storms like a maniac at Blade again, but Blade sidesteps him again. But Laps doesn't give in and he storms at Blade for a third time. But this time Blade with a drop toe hold and Laps falls face first to the mat!! ....Laps with a nip up back to his feet again and he stares at Blade and talks some trash at him.
RB: YEAH TRASH TALKING RULES!
ND: Laps then slaps Blade in the face with his bare hand. Oh man the humiliation. Blade just shakes his head. Laps then swings again, but this time Blade blocks the shot and hands out a right punch of his own. He then grabs Laps by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Laps comes off and Blade catches him and .....SIDEWALK SLAM!!....Blade quickly drags Laps over to the ropes and places him under the bottom rope. He then places his boot on the bottom rope and starts to choke the life out of Laps that way. Laps is struggling and we see that Chazz Mendel is shouting at the referee to break the move!! The referee makes the count till 5 and then he makes Blade break it.
RB: YEAH CHOKING RULES!!
ND: Blade drags Laps to the center of the ring and he then picks him up. He chops him to the chest a few times and he then sends Laps into the ropes again. The Highflying Miracle comes off and Blade grabs him and ......FLAPJACKS LAPS AND HE GOES FACEFIRST TO THE MAT!!! What a nasty fall!! Laps hit that mat facefirst hard!!! Blade looks to the outside and sees the Rebellion Project members on the outside so he can't really slide out and get the ladder. Blade then decides to focus back on Laps. Blade picks him up, but oooooh Laps with a lowblow!! Before we never saw him do this, but this is the new Drake Laps and he uses these tactics aswell.
RB: YEAH LOW BLOWING RULES!!
ND: Blade is stunned and Laps goes into ropes and he comes off and does a spinning heelkick and he hits Blade in the face!! Blade went down and Laps follows it up with a standing moonsault on his old friend. Laps gets cheered on loudly by his teammembers!! He then picks Blade up and throws him into the ropes....But Blade holds on to the ropes. Laps charges in on him and .........HURRICANRANA ON BLADE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!......HOLY SHIT!!!......BLADE LANDED ON THE CONCRETE!!! Laps is still in the ring now and he is now distracting the referee with something. I'm not sure what Laps is saying, but he is distracting the ref and that gives the Rebellion Project the time to hurt Blade!!
ND: Thorn, Nick Dangerous, Chazz and Strait Hate surrounderred Blade and are stomping and kicking him down big time. This doesn't look good for Blade at all. Strait Hate now picks Blade up and he places him crotchfirst onto the guardrail. Ooh thats gotta hurt!!.....Strait then lifts Blade up again and slams him to the concrete floor. Chazz Mendel then climbs on the apron and .....SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE ON BLADE!!!...Oh my God they are taking Blade apart there!!!....Blade is knocked out and Drake Laps now signals to his teammates to stop it. Laps rolls to the outside and this is the sign for the other members of The Rebellion Project to leave ringside. Where are they going now? Whats going on?
RB: Beats me.
ND: Laps passes Blade and from under the ring he takes a ladder and shoves it into the ring. Laps rolls himself back into the ring again and moves over to the ladder. Laps then sets up the ladder in the middle of the ring. Is this gonna be it already? Is Laps gonna be the new EWCL champion? ....It sure looks like it!! ...Laps now starts to climb the ladder and still no sign of Blade!!....Laps gets higher step by step....He's halfway now..........He goes up even higher, .....but then we see that Blade rolls himself back into the ring again........And he goes over to the ladder and pushes it to the side and ......THE LADDER FALLS AND LAPS FALLS OF IT AND LANDS INTO THE ROPES!!!
RB: YEAH LANDING IN THE ROPES RULES!!
ND: Laps definately felt that and now it is Blade who is in the advantage. He slowly moves over to the ladder and he picks it up and sets it up under the title belt. Blade then looks up above him and sees his EWCL title. And he starts to climb the ladder. Blade is halfway up when Laps frees himself out of the ropes and goes to a corner. Laps climbs to the topturnbuckle and .....HE DOES A DROPKICK OFF THE TOPROPE AND KICKS BLADE OFF THE LADDER!!!....What a great move by Laps!! Blade down hard to the canvas now!!!....But that also took his tole on Laps, he sure felt that aswell. Laps and Blade both down now!!!....But after about 15 seconds it is Laps who's the first to get back up again.
ND: Laps walks over to Blade and picks him up. He delivers an European uppercut and then sends Blade into ropes. Blade comes off and Laps leapfrogs over Blade and when Blade comes off the ropes again he takes him to the mat with an armdrag!! Way to go Laps!!....Laps then takes the ladder and he sets it up near a corner. Laps quickly climbs to the top off the ladder and .........HE DIVES OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER ON BLADE....BUT BLADE ROLLED ASIDE IN TIME AND LAPS HITS THE MAT!!!.....He took too much risk there!! Oh man!!
ND: Blade now gets back up again and he picks up Laps and he lifts him on the ladder. He then climbs up aswell and he makes Laps go up to the top!!!...The ladder is still standing in that corner!!.....Blade also climbs to the top and he then grabs Laps and .......SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OFF THE LADDER TO THE MAT!!!.......HOLY SHIT!!!......WHAT A MOVE BY BLADE!!!!.......Both men out again!!!.....Both men out!!!.....Have you ever seen that before!!! Laps and Blade both not moving!!!...The referee is checking on them, but he does see a movement now. It's Blade!! Blade is moving!! He slowly gets to his feet and he moves over to the ladder. He takes it to the center of the ring and places it under the titlebelt.
ND: Blade sees that Laps is still on the mat and starts to climb up the ladder. Step by step......Blade now halfway and Laps is still out.....Blade even higher now.....He almost reaches the top now......But then it is Laps who is getting back up again.....He climbs up at the same side as Blade and he quickly reaches Blade!!!.....AND HE LOWBLOWS BLADE WHILE HE STANDS ON THE LADDER!!!! And hear the crowd booooo!!! Unbelievable!!! Laps then grabs Blade by the head ......AND........SWINGING NECKBREAKER OFF THE LADDER!!!....GOOD GOD!!!
ND: Blade is knocked out now and Laps climbs back up that ladder. He climbs up and he then turns around towards Blade and ......LAPIDATOR OFF THE LADDER ON BLADE!!!.....OOOOH MY GODD!!!!!.......And Blade is out of it now!! He never saw that lowblow coming on that ladder!!! Cheap shot by Laps!! And now Laps gets back up again and he starts to climb the ladder once again!!! He climbs up and .......HE REACHES THE TOP ...........AND.......HE GRABS THE TITLE!!!........DRAKE LAPS IS THE NEW EWCL CHAMPION!!!....I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!.....Laps fooled everyone all these weeks!! All he was doing was wait for a ladder match to capture the title from Blade!!! And now he did it!!!
RB: Something huh.
ND: Whats that?
(The FamilyTron comes on and we see The Rebellion Project backstage and they are breaking down the door to Blade's dressing room. They enter it and they see Kelly Laps and start to threaten her).
ND: Laps sees it on the tron and he smiles and climbs out of the ring. But Blade also hears Kelly Laps her voice and he gets up from the mat and tries to get out of the ring as quickly as possible. He climbs out and runs out of the arena and on his way out he nails Laps and takes him out with a clothesline to the back!!
(We go backstage again and see that Chris Christ is triying to defend Kelly Laps.......Christ at first fights off Dangerous, Thorn, Chazz and Strait, but the its even too much for him. Nick Dangerous gets the upperhand now and takes Christ out with a big right one).
ND: OHHH NOOOO!!
(Dangerous then takes a hockey stick and he goes to swing Chris Christ with it. But then out of nowhere it is Blade who comes running in and he starts cleaning house!!! Christ also gets back up and together with Blade they fight off the Rebellion Project!!!......The Project then backs off and leave the lockerroom and leave Blade and Christ who simply stare eachother down).
(Commercials).
(Fade out).
ND: Exile and Corvik both lost their tagtitles now!! Who are those men with the ski-masks? Who are they? Why do they want the tagtitles? But who are they?
RB :Yeah, yeah you asked that question three times now.
ND: Yeah, but who are they?
RB: 4
ND: Ok, ok I get the picture.
RB: What picture? Who made a picture? Did I smile?
ND: ....agh.....Next match.....We are gonna see Chazz Mendel taking on Blaise Martelle from Original Sin.
RB: Are you gonna say that thing about Blaise and her skirt again?
ND: Why?
RB: Because I liked it. I like Blaise.
ND: Oh God... Don't tell me you have a crush on Blaise?
RB: ....uhm.....uh....*turns red*....NOOOOOOOOO!
ND: Yeah and I should believe you. Just admit it.
RB:...........I'm not saying anything.
ND: Good!
RB: .........
ND: So Blaise is the first one we are gonna see in action from the Original Sin. Lets see if they can do what they came from and thats take out The Rebellion Project. But it won't be easy as Chazz is still undefeated in singles action.
RB: So am I.
ND: No, you are not. You haven't even won one singles match.
RB: .......
(One more astronaut by I Mother Earth begins to play and Chazz Mendel comes walking out. He has a big smile on his face and he takes his time to make it to the ring. Chazz gets booed but it doesn't seem to matter to him. He reaches the ring and slides in. Behind him we see that the rest of The Rebellion Project joins him to the ring).
(Blood Pig by Otep begins to blare over the PA system and Blaise Martelle is suppose to come out now. ..But there is nothing happening. Noone is coming out from behind the curtains. Her entrance music begins to play again, but again nothing is happening).
(The camera then shows Chazz Mendel who still has a big smile on his face. He aks for a mic and one gets handed over to him).
Chazz Mendel: I had a feeling that this was going to happen.
ND: What does he mean by that?
Chazz: I really, really had a feeling that a feeling that this was going to happen.
ND: But what does he mean with that?
RB: Don't you have that sometimes that you have this feeling in your gut and then....you have to go to the bathroom like 2 seconds later.
ND: No, actually I don't.
RB: ... Oh...I do.
Chazz: Me and my mates from The Rebellion Project weren't too happy last week when Exile called out this Original Sin to destroy us. To destroy The Rebellion Project. Who on earth has the nerve to end the Project? Better yet, who has the guts and strength to actually pull it off and stop us? ...The answer.....NOONE!!...Not John Daniels, not Travis Cage and also not Blaise Martelle.
ND: But why isn't she out here?
Chazz: Me and my mates from The Project learnt that you have to prevent things before they can turn into a problem. And thats exactly what we did. We made sure that Blaise wouldn't be here tonight. Not tonight, not tomorrow, not next week and not even the next couple of weeks.
(Chazz looks at his mates and they all laugh).
ND: But what did they do?
Chazz: I'm sure that you all want to know what happend to her. But frankly I don't care if you want to know that. You'll just have to wait till next week to see what happend to her.
(The crowd boos).
Chazz: You can boo all the way you want, thats not gonna help one bit.
(The crowd boos even more).
Chazz: What did I just say?
(At that moment we see that John Daniels comes out from the back and appears on the top off the ramp. John Daniels is furious and is shouting out to Chazz Mendel and the rest of The Project).
ND: He's not happy at all.
(John Daniels wants to storm the Rebellion Project and take all of them on. But just at that moment Travis Cage comes out from the back aswell and he stops Daniels and tries to calm him down. It takes Travis Cage alot of determination, but eventually he is able to talk some sense into John Daniels and he makes him to go with him and they disappear behind the curtains again).
Chazz: AND THE WINNERS ARE.......THE REBELLION PROJECT!!!. AND I DECLARE MYSELF THE WINNER OF THIS SINGLES MATCH AND THEREFORE AM STILL UNDEFEATED IN SINGLES MATCHES!!!
ND: Oh man!
(We then see that someone taps Sean Campbell on the back. Campbell turns around and Sean seems to be in a big shock. The camera zooms in on the other person and we recognise him as Shawn Carter of the IWF).
Shawn Carter: So we meet again, Campbell!! (he shoves Sean).
Sean Campbell: I guess we do. (he shoves Shawn).
Shawn Carter: But I'll have the last word this time!!
(And out comes Big Mac Smack with a steelchair and he SMACKS the chair into Sean Campbells skull. And Sean Campbell goes down to the ground. Shawn Carter then takes the steelchair from his valet and nails Sean in the head with it aswell. Carter and Big Mac Smack then walk out).
(The camera zooms in on Sean Campbell who's layed out on the floor. We then see that Jerry Campbell enters the scene. Jerry helps his cousin up and gets him back to consciousness again).
Jerry Campbell: SEAN!!! SEAN!!!...Earth to Sean!!.
(Seans eyes open at this point).
Jerry C: What happend?
Sean C: ......Big .......... Mac!
Jerry: Big Mac?? You choked on a big mac??
Sean C: ........Big.......Mac!...
Jerry C: Big Mac what? You want a big mac? I really don't think you should eat that before a match.
Sean C: ......noooooo.......Shawn.....Carter and ....Big Mac.....
Jerry C: Shawn Carter wants a big ma........OOOOOOOOH I get it. Shawn Carter and Big Mac Smack did this to you!!.....
Sean C: .....yes.....
Jerry C: Oooh Sean....It's always something typical for you. To get attacked backstage. You know that always only happens to you. It never happens to me. It's because I am from the better part of the family you know. Thats why it never happens to m........ ......
*WHAMMMMM*.
(At that moment Jerry Campbell gets hit in the head with a trashcan by Strait Hate. Jerry Campbell goes down and Strait Hate looks in the camera and says).
Strait Hate: Kids, eat your vitamines!
(Strait then walks out and leaves the two Campbell cousins behind).
(Commercials).
ND: Welcome back once again. It is time for the second title match of the evening. Its tagteam time and tagtitles time. Corvik and Exile have to defend their titles against Jerry and Sean Campbell.
RB: Not that Chris and Sean got anything to defend right now. They both lost their tagtitles to two skiérs. Now that pathetic...Oooooh did I say that out loud??
ND: Yes, you did...And don't go doing that stupid going back in time thing again.
RB: .......
ND: Exile and Jerry Campbell have been going at eachothers throat for the last couple of weeks. It all started at Christmas in Hell when Jerry Campbell made a surprise return and eliminated Exile out of the 6 men Hell in the Cell match. Jerry Campbell did that because it was Exile who was responsible for the brutal attack that injured Jerry severly months before.
RB: Oh yeah I remember that.
ND: Yeah, you better because you helped with executing Exile's plan.
RB: I know. Cool huh.
(Country grammar by Nelly begins to play and Jerry Campbell and Sean Campbell come walking out. The 5 Star and The Rising Star both get alot of cheers from the crowd. They raise their hands in the air and start to make their way down the aisle to ringside. They shake the hands of some fans on the way to the ring. They finally enter the ring and get ready for the match).
(Sympathy for the devil by The Rolling Stones plays and Exile and Sean Corvik come walking out. The current tagchampions get booed as they walk to the ring. Exile and Corvik reach the ring and roll in).
DING DING DING.
ND: Our first tagmatch tonight and its gonna be Corvik and Sean Campbell who are gonna start off. Corvik and Sean Campbell circle eachother for a couple of seconds before they tie up. Sean C. goes for a headlock, but Corvik counters with a knee to the midsection. Corvik with another knee to the gut and he then grabs Sean C. and irish whips him into the ropes. Campbell comes off and Corvik for a forward rolling legscissors takedown!! ....Corvik then holds on to the leghold for a couple of seconds. Corvik then drags Sean C. to his feet and bounces into the ropes and comes off and dropkicks Sean C. to the left knee.
RB: Yes, hurt him!
ND: Corvik grabs Sean C. and lifts him up and drops him on his knee!!...What a kneebreaker there!!....He's going for that left knee. Constantly working on it in this first stage of the match. Corvik waits till Sean C. gets back on his feet again and he then comes off the ropes and does another dropkick to the knee!!! And Sean C. falls down to the mat!! Corvik smirks and he tags in Exile. Exile comes in and he goes over to Sean C. and picks him up and throws him into the ropes. Sean C. comes off and Exile with a POWERSLAM!!.......Exile going for the cover, ......1.....................................................................................2........................but a kickout.
RB: Dammit!!
ND: Exile grabs Sean C. and he lifts him up and picks him up and takes him to the mat with a bodyslam. He then stomps on Seans hurt left knee for a bit. Jerry is calling out to his cousin to hang in there and to make the tag. But the tag isn't there yet.....Exile picks up Sean and he sends him into a corner. Sean flies in backfirst and Exile charges in right after.....But Sean sticks an elbow out and Exile runs right into it!!.....Exile staggers backwards and Sean comes out of the corner, ...BUT EXILE RECOVERS HIMSELF AND CLOTHESLINES SEAN C. TO THE MAT!!
RB: Woww!
ND: What counter by Exile!! Exile picks up Sean now and throws him into the ropes again, but this time Sean holds on to the ropes. Exile follows in hot pursuit and wants to clothesline Sean over the toprope, but Sean counters and he backdrops Exile over the toprope....But Exile lands with his feet on the apron!!! He grabs Sean C. and goes to suplex him to the outside!!...But Sean C. blocks it and ...SUPLEXES EXILE INTO THE RING!!!......Exile hit the mat hard after that suplex!!!.... Sean Campbell now quickly to the corner and he climbs to the toprope. He climbs to the top and ......DIVES OFF FOR A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP ON EXILE AND HITS IT!!
RB: OOOH NOOO!
ND: And Sean Campbell now makes the tag to his cousin. Jerry comes in and he starts to work on Exile with viscous kicks and stomps to the head and upperbody. Exile tries to get up but Jerry won't let him. Jerry then finally picks up Exile and delivers a couple more punches to the face. He then turns Exile around and executes a REVERSE DDT!!!.....Exile goes down and Jerry for the cover, ......1..........................................................................2......................Exile kicks out...... Jerry picks Exile up from the mat and he throws him into the ropes....Exile comes off and Jerry with a lariat.
ND: Jerry for the cover, .................1.................................................................2...............but Sean Corvik enters the ring and he breaks the count by kicking Jerry hard to the back off the head. Corvik brings Jerry to his feet and hands out a right hand. Sean Campbell also wants to enter the ring now, but the referee stops him and makes him go back to his corner again. Corvik and Exile now together grab Jerry C. and whip him into the ropes. Jerry comes off and Exile and Corvik DOUBLE FLAPJACK JERRY CAMPBELL!!! JERRY HITS THE CANVAS FACEFIRST!!
RB: PANCAKE!!
ND: Corvik now back to his corner and Exile picks up Jerry and whips him into the ropes. Jerry comes off and Exile for a belly to belly suplex!! He hit it perfectly there....He hooks the leg and goes for the cover, ..............1....................................................................................2.............................and now Sean Campbell comes in and drags Exile off of Jerry. And now Corvik enters the ring again and he charges in on Sean C. and ....CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE MAT!!!..Exile pulls Jerry to his feet again and whips him into the ropes once more. Jerry comes off and Exile with another belly to belly suplex!!! Two in a row!!!....Exile for the cover, ..................1......................................................................2.............kickout!!
RB: Dammit!
ND: Jerry really needs to make a tag here. Exile picks him up again and sends him into the ropes again... Jerry comes off and he slides through Exile's legs. He gets up and tags in Sean C. Exile turns around and swings at Jerry, but Jerry ducks it, kicks Exile in the midsection and lifts Exile up. AND ....OOOOOH....SEAN CAMPBELL JUMPS FROM THE APRON OVER THE ROPES, FOR A SPRINGBOARD SPINNING HEELKICK AND HE HITS EXILE IN THE FACE!!!....What a move by The Campbells!!...Exile went down and Sean Campbell picks Exile up and he throws him into the ropes. Exile with his head resting on the second rope now. Sean Campbell charges in on him now and ....CAMPBELL KICK!!...Thats his version of the 619!!
ND: Exile landed on his back and Sean C. going for the cover, .........1............................................................................2............................but Exile kicks out. Sean C. back to his corner and he tags Jerry in again. Jerry comes in and Sean picks Exile up and .....JERRY SPEARS EXILE TO THE MAT!!!....OH MY GOD!!!.....Jerry off the ropes now and an elbow drop on Exile!!!...He goes for another cover, ......1.....................................................2.........................but Corvik comes in again and he breaks the count!!!....He did it again!!!.....Corvik then runs over to the Campbell corner and ...HE KNOCKS SEAN CAMPBELL OFF THE APRON TO THE FLOOR!!
(Corvik then goes back to his corner again and looks at whats going on in the ring).
ND: Jerry picks Exile up again and he lifts him up for a stalling suplex. Jerry got Exile high up in the air....BUT THEN CORVIK ENTERS THE RING AND ......INSANITY'S EMRACE TO JERRY CAMPBELL!!!....HE HIT JERRY CAMPBELL WITH HIS BIG SUPERKICK AND JERRY CAMPBELL GOES DOWN AND EXILE LANDS ON TOP OFF HIM!!!........EXILE AUTOMATICALLY GOING FOR THE COVER, AND. .........................1...............................................................................................2.......................................................................................3.....IT"S OVER!!...Sean Corvik and Exile win and are still the tagteam champions. The tagbelts stay within The Royal Family.
RB: Yeah, baby, yeah!! Good win for Exile.
ND: Too bad for Jerry and Sean, they were real close.
RB: Close but no cigar.
(Commercials).
ND: Now a match that everyone has been waiting for. The match for the Universal Title between Scott Monroe and Matty Midget.
RB: Yeah Monroe!! WOOOHOOO!
ND: So I guess since you hang out with Exile alot, that you are a Monroe fan, huh?
RB: Yes, I'm the ultimate Scott Monroe mark.
ND: ...uhuh...
RB: Really.
ND: The only thing that Matty Midget wants is Scott Monroe. But the big question is if he is gonna get Scott Monroe. The last thing that we know from Monroe is that he's still in the hospital in a coma. He has been laying in a coma for two weeks now. There has been no news that he snapped out of it. Therefore we have to see if Monroe is gonna show or if Racheal Everhart is gonna do the honours again like she did last week. Last week she even defeated Chris Christ. But with help from Matty Midget when Matty accidentally nailed Christ with a lighttube.
RB: You know who I saw near the hospital?
ND: No, who?
RB: I saw Joe Johnson near the hospital.
ND: Wow another Joe Johnson sighting!!! You know what that means...Joe Johnson sightings mean Ratings....
RB: They do?
ND: Yes they do. So did Johnson visit Scott Monroe?
RB: I don't know, I never saw him inside of the hospital. I only spotted him outside.
ND: Oh, aha I see. But before we get carried away. We have to see if Monroe will be out here or if Matty Midget has to fight Racheal.
(Gods Kingdom by Guttermouth begins to play and the Family Tron comes on and shows the following words.
SIZE
DOES
MATTER
(The music continues and out from the smokes we see Matty Midget. Matty Midget stands on the top off the ramp and raises his hands in the air and the crowd goes nuts. Griff Miller comes out aswell. Matty Midget then starts to make his way to the ring while we see highlights of Matty's past matches and accomplishments. Matty Midget and Griff Miller reach the ring and Matty climbs in).
RB: Man, he's small.
ND: Well he's a midget.
RB: OOOOOOH....so thats why his name is Matty MIDGET!!
ND: Yes, thats the reason.
RB: That explains alot.
ND: And now we are gonna see if its gonna be Monroe or Racheal.
(Silence ~ Static)
In the darkest hour of night
The guitar rips through the air as the arena is shrouded in darkness.
(As My Plague by Slipknot blares through the P.A., Racheal Everhart steps through the curtains. Wearing a black sheer shirt with a black strapless shirt beneath, a pair of blue jeans with a green and black flannel tied around her waist, covered by the Universal championship and a pair of black combat boots. Her short cropped hair hangs around her face as she stands waiting for a moment. As the song continues into the chorus, she extends her arms in the mock crucifixition and the arena is bathed in light once again. Sean Corvik and Jezebelle then step through the curtain coming to stand at either side of her. The three slowly make their way to the ring, with Corvik and Jezebelle moving inside. As the song begins to fade Corvik looks to Racheal and nods his head. Slowly she climbs the steel steps and her once delicate features seem to be replaced by loathing and anger. She stares not at those who watch but through them, turning her attention towards the corner where she and Scott would normally sit. She makes her way there slowly and slumps as Corvik and Jezebelle exit the ring. They move to the post behind her and await the start of the match).
ND: It's Racheal Everhart!!! And she got the Universal Championship belt with her!! So this means that she is gonna fight again and that she is putting Scotts title on the line! If she loses here against Matty Midget then she lost Monroe's title!! She is gonna fight for Monroe's honour, fight for his life and fight for The Royal Family.
RB: What a woman huh.
ND: Matty Midget looks a bit disappointed though that he isn't facing Scott Monroe himself. But the fact that Racheal is Scott's girlfriend and that she is putting his title on the line probly makes up for alot of the inconvenience. The referee explains the rules to both of them. He then calls for the bell.
DING DING DING.
ND: Man, a midget versus a woman, this is definately the first time we see this kind of match in the EWCL.
RB: LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
ND: Matty Midget and Racheal Everhart start to circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They tie up, but Matty moves out of it right away and he kicks Racheal to the chins. He follows that up with punching her a couple of times in the midsection. After doing that Matty grabs Racheal and irish whips her into the ropes. She comes off and Matty dropkicks her to the knees and she falls down to the mat!!!...Matty runs towards the ropes, jumps on the second rope and does a LIONSAULT AND LANDS ON RACHEAL!!!...WHAT A MOVE BY MATTY THIS EARLY IN THE MATCH!! NO SCIENTIFIC CRAP, JUST STRAIGHT TO BUSINESS!
RB: ....
ND: Matty hooks Racheals legs and goes for the cover, .................1..........................................................................2......do we have a new champion?...........Nooooo.....Racheal kicks out!!......Matty gets back up and he drags Racheal up by the hair and he irish whips her into the corner!!!....She flies in backfirst and Matty Midget charges in right after.....AND HE SPLASHES ON TOP OFF RACHEAL...Can't really call it a big splash, coz well he's still a midget....But he landed on Rachael and he now is standing with his feet on her knees......Matty's going for a monkey flip now........BUT RACHEAL BLOCKS IT!!
RB: I'm speechless.
ND: And she pushes Matty off of her and he falls backfirst to the mat...........Matty climbs back to his knees, but Racheal moves in on him and kicks him to the face with a hard stiff kick. She drags Matty to his feet and sends him into the ropes.....Matty comes off and .....RACHEAL WITH A SPINNING HEELKICK....BUT.....BUT......SHE MISSED MATTY.......She jumped up too high and missed Matty!!.....Matty now comes off the opposite ropes, runs towards Racheal and SPEARS RACHEAL DOWN TO THE MAT!!!.......Matty lands on top off Racheal and starts to hand out several shots to the head!!
ND: Matty now even grabbing Racheals head and ramming it into the canvas!!! Man, how could he do this to a woman? He really is a crazy midget. Matty now drags Racheal over to the corner and he starts to ramm her head into the bottom turnbuckle.........1..........2.........3.........4...........5............6.....................7................8.......................9..............10.......Matty lets go off Racheals head and she falls down to the mat!! I don't think this is going like Racheal thought it would be.
RB: Hey you are talking about a suicidial midget. They don't care.
ND: Matty drags Racheal to the center of the ring now and he turns her on her back. He then goes for the pin attempt, .....1...........................................................2..............................but Racheal kicks out of it again. Matty picks Racheal up from the mat and he drags her over to the corner. Matty punches her in the stomache for another time and he then starts to climb the corner. Matty going to the top ladies and gentleman!! Whats he gonna do now!! He's standing on the toprope now!
RB: He ain't no midget now!!
ND: Matty looks at Racheal who's standing stunned in the ring.....Matty wants to jump off, but at that moment Racheal bounces into the ropes and Matty loses his balance and falls crotchfirst onto the topturnbuckle!!!....And Racheal takes a few steps back and then jumps onto the topturnbuckle and ....HURRICANRANA'S MATTY MIDGET OFF THE TOPROPE!!!....Great aerial move by Racheal.......She got Matty down on the mat now. She gets up and she picks Matty up from behind and executes a Northern ligths suplex.....She goes for the cover aswell, .......1......................................................2......................but this time Matty with a kickout.
ND: Racheal picks Matty up from the mat and she irish whips him into the corner. Matty goes in backfirst and hits the second turnbuckle with his head.....Racheal storms in on Matty and ......BRONCO BUSTER ON MATTY!!!......OOOOOH BABY!!!.....DOESN"T THAT LOOK GOOD!!! ..........Racheal jumps off of Matty and she then takes a couple of steps back and comes charging in and ....LOW DROPKICKS MATTY TO THE FACE!!.....And she hit him hard in the face with that stiff dropkick!! I think Matty's face is busted open from that one!!
RB: Oh boy.
ND: Racheal pulls Matty to his feet and whips him into the ropes.....He comes off and ....HE TACKLES RACHEALS LEFT KNEE!!!...And she goes down!!!.....Tactical move out of nowhere by Matty. He gets up and starts to stomp down on Rachaels left knee....He kicks it repeatedly now!!! Matty trying to prevent Racheal from kicking him again with one of those stiff ones. Matty now picks up Racheal and he irish whip into the ropes......Racheal can hardly run, and she is smart and holds on to the ropes!!.....Matty sees it and he charges in on Racheal.....BUT RACHEAL CATCHES MATTY AND LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE ROPES!!!
RB: BIATCH!!!!
ND: Racheal checks her left knee and does a couple of exercises to stimulate it. She then pulls Matty out of the ropes and she throws him to the outside between the second and toprope.......OOOH MY GOD!!!....Matty is layed out on the concrete floor right now!!!.....And Racheal is going to the toprope. She just climbed the topturnbuckle!! Oh shit!!...She's standing on the topturnbuckle now .....AND........SHE MOONSAULTS OFF THE TOPROPE AND .....HITS MATTY!!!......UNBELIEVABLE!!!....Have you ever seen a woman do that?!?!? I haven't!!!
RB: What a woman.
ND: Matty is out, but Racheal is also still laying on the concrete. .....But what do you imagine after a suicide dive like that.....She really fights with her heart and soul here. Everything for Scott, amazing..........Now after about 20 seconds its Racheal who's first on her feet again. She used the apron to get up and she moves over to Matty and picks him up. She grabs him and irish whips him into the steel ringsteps!!!.....And Matty flies into them hard!!!..........Matty is laying there like a crippled one now!! It doesn't look good for him!!!...
RB: Hehe, a cripple midget. Now thats funny.
ND: Funnier then a stupid giant?
RB: What??
ND: Nevermind.
RB: I don't get it.
ND: Racheal now charges in on Matty ......BUT........OOOOOOHHHH......MATTY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME AND RACHEAL FLIES SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!!!.........It could all turn right now!!....Racheal is hurt and Matty is slowly moving over to her again. He picks her up and throws her shoulderfirst into the nearest ringpost!! Thats not gonna help that shoulder. Matty repeats this two times before he turns Racheal around and whips her backfirst into the security guardrail........Matty climbs on the apron and ......MATTY FOR A FLYING FOREARM OFF THE APRON AND HE NAILS RACHEAL AND SHE FLIES OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE CROWD!!!...
RB: Holy shit!
ND: Matty hurt himself, but it looks like he even enjoys the pain. He grins and calls out to Griff Miller. Miller moves in and ....HE LIFTS MATTY UP IN A MILITARY PRESS AND ......HE DROPS MATTY ON RACHEAL WHO'S STILL LAYED OUT IN THE CROWD!!!!!........He's a midget and doesn't weigh that much, but this is definately painful to anyone!!! .......Matty now crawls back to his feet again and he picks up Racheal and throws her back to ringside. Matty climbs over the guardrail too and he grabs Racheal and rolls her back into the ring again. Matty joins in after and the first thing he does is go for the cover, ........1............................................................................2..............but she kicks out.
ND: Matty picks her up again and he kicks her in the stomache and sets her up for a STUNNER.....BUT RACHEAL PUSHES MATTY OFF OF HER!!!.....Matty charges in on her, but ooooooh Racheal counters with a roundhouse kick and she kicks Matty hard in the head!!! Man what a kick!!!.....Matty goes down and Racheal picks him up and ....TIGER SUPLEX INTO A PIN!!....This could be it!!!.......The ref counts, .....1.....................................................................2............................................but Matty kicks out!!!...Amazing!!!.....Racheal lifts Matty to his feet and sends him into the ropes. Matty comes off and .....HE STEPS ON RACHEALS KNEES.....USES THEM TO ELEVATE HIMSELF IN THE AIR AND ....HE DOES A HURRICANRANA ON RACHEAL!!......HOLY SHIT!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!
RB: HOLY SHIT!!
ND: What a move by Matty!!!.....Great work by Matty......He gets back up and grabs Racheal by the hair. Matty then irish whips Racheal into the ropes......she comes off and ......COUNTERS WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!!....She takes the little man down to the mat with that move!!!....She goes for the cover, .......1...............................................................2.......................................but Matty kicks out!!!.........Racheal pulls Matty to his feet, kicks him into the gut and throws him into the ropes......He comes off and.......HE SLIDES THROUGH RACHEALS LEGS.....GETS UP BEHIND HER ....AND......LOWBLOWS HER!!!.....HE LOWBLOWED A WOMAN!!!.......OOOOOH MYYY GOD!!!!........MATTY MIDGET LOWBLOWED A WOMAN!!!
RB: He's nuts.
ND: Racheal goes bends down to one knee and Matty Midget bounces himself into the ropes......HE COMES OFF AND ......42 INCH CRUNCH ON RACHEAL!!!.....AND HE HITS IT!! HE HIT THAT SPINNING FAMEASSER AND RACHEAL WENT DOWN!!!.....Matty turns her on her back and quickly goes over to the corner. He climbs to the topturnbuckle and ............MIDGET TOWN MADNESS!!!!......OOOOOOOH MMMYYYYYYYYY GODDDD!!!!.........MATTY MIDGET HIT HIS FINISHER ON RACHEAL!!!.....DO WE HAVE A NEW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION NOW?!?!?!? DO WE???
RB: I hope not.
ND: Matty Midget lays his arm over Racheal and goes for the cover, .................1...........................................................................................2......................................BUT THEN FROM OUT OF THE CROWD WE SEE THAT NICK DANGEROUS COMES OUT!!!......AND NICK DANGEROUS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND HE DRAGS MATTY MIDGET OFF OF RACHEAL!!!........NICK DANGEROUS BROKE THE COUNT!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!....HE DOESN"T WANT MATTY MIDGET TO WIN!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE IT!!
RB: Hmm, so Nick ain't that bad of a person.
ND: Dangerous now quickly leaps over the guardrail and leaves again, but the damage has already been done......Matty Midget shakes his head in disbelief, but then goes for the cover again, ...................1..................................................................................2.................................KICKOUT!!...Racheal kicked out!!.....And Matty is now going crazy....He's mad like a maniac right now!!! He could have had the win....He should have had the win!!!.....But Nick Dangerous fucked it up!!! ......
RB:..WOW!
ND: And Matty is going to the corner again.....He climbs to the top once more. He stands on the topturnbuckle ......AND.....HE LEAPS OFF FOR ANOTHER MIDGET TOWN MADNESS!!!........BUT ........OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH...................RACHEAL ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!!!.......AND MIDGET LANDS ON THE MAT!!!......RACHEAL CRAWLS OVER TO THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO GET BACK TO HER FEET. SHE GETS UP AND MOVES OVER TO MATTY MIDGET. SHE PICKS HIM UP ............AND..........ULTRA!!!.......A BIG EVENFLOW DDT!!...THATS HER FINISHING MOVE!!
RB: YESS!!!
ND: She nailed Matty with it and she now hooks the leg for the cover, and. ......................1..............................................................................2...............................................................................3.......SHE WINS!! RACHEAL EVERHART WINS THIS MATCH!!!....SHE DEFEATS MATTY MIDGET AND SCOTT MONROE KEEPS HIS UNIVERSAL TITLE!!!...IT'S UNBELIEVABLE....SHE MAYBE IS EVEN STRONGER THAN MONROE!! WHAT A WOMAN, WHAT A FIGHTER!!!
RB: Yep, we from The Royal Family know how to train.
ND: ...uhuh.....But what an amazing result!! This was an epic fight between a midget and a woman, but it sure was a classic.
(Commercials).
Exile: This is a very sad time for all of us right now. Because we have lost someone very close to everyone here, everyone in the back, and everyone who as watched the EWCL or RFTV. I am here tonight to pay my last respects to the man who ran this federation before I did. I am here to pay my respects to the man we called Cazzo.
(The fans break out in thunderous applause at the mention of Cazzo.).
(The Cazzotron warms up and springs to life with the screen saying PRESIDENT CAZZO 1961-2002. Avril Lagne ComplicatedThe screen comes to life showing Cazzo during his glory days in the EWCL wrestling against Fazzer and Saphio and then with Saphio claiming win after win. Then it shows Cazzo winning the Universal Title and holding it high above his head victoriously with a very big smile on his face. It flashes to Cazzo getting beat down by the first incarnation of the Royal Family, the blood spilled by all the different hands. It shows Exile slamming the stop sign on Cazzo's leg breaking it and ending his career and of being destroyed inside the cage by the same man. It shows wrestler over wrestler over wrestler standing victorious over the fallen beaten broken and bloodied Cazzo with Exile face laughing in the background. It shows the return of Rick O'Conner and usurping Cazzo's power of the faultered Executive, and finally a close up of Pamela slamming the door on Cazzo's face, leaving him forever. And finally of the devistating blow that landed Cazzo in the hospitial...comatose. As The Royal Family took control of everything he held dear. And finally of a shadowed figure walking into Cazzo's room and his monitor flatlining.).
(The song fades out leaving only the haunting noise of a flatlined heart monitor. The fans are silent as Exile pulls out a hankercheif and daps his eyes).
Exile: WHY CAZZO! WHY!!! WHY WERE YOU TAKEN FROM US SO YOUNG?! WHY?!....Oh...cause I pulled the plug on your life support systems. Thats right. I forgot for a second...AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!
(The Crowd drown out Exile's laughter with the loudest boos ever heard in a sports entertainment arena. Obsenities and cups and garbage is thrown at Exile who continues to laugh).
ND: The Main Event match!! Only one more match to commentate with you. Oh yeah!
RB: You don't think I am glad about that? It's not easy to sit next to you all night.
ND: Hey, I'm not forcing you. You can leave whenever you want.
RB: Yeah, you would want that, huh.
ND: Yes, I do.
RB: So whats up next?
ND: Up next is our main event cage match between John Daniels and Travis Cage against Nick Dangerous and Thorn. The Project won the first battle against Original Sin but whats it gonna be now? We'll find out soon enough.
(Fire in the head by The Tea Party begins to play and Nick Dangerous and Thorn come walking out from the back. The crowd boos them as they make their way to ringside. They enter the ring and get ready for the match).
(Song for the deaf by Queens of the Stone Age blares over the pa system and John Daniels and Travis Cage appear on the top off the ramp. The crowd actually gives them a good respons. The two walk to ringside and enter the ring using the ringsteps).
(The referee explains the rules and at the same time they lower the cage).
ND: It's gonna be a traditional cage match. You can only win when an entire tagteam has climbed out of the cage. Not one, but both wrestlers have to do it. Next to that all four wrestlers are gonna be in the ring at the same time. So no tagging needed. This is gonna be something!!
DING DING DING.
ND: It's on and Daniels storms at Thorn immediately and the two start to trade blows. Travis Cage and Nick Dangerous are also going at it on the other side of the cage. Daniels with a right hand, but Thorn ducks it, moves behind Daniels and shoves him facefirst into the steelcage. Thorn grabs Daniels his head and starts to ramm it into the cage ..........1..............2.........3..........4............5................6................7....................8.......................9................10.....Thorn lets go and Daniels is almost busted open already. Man, that would be a new record!!
RB: Is there actually a record, who bleeds the quickest?
ND: I dunno...................But Thorn now drags Daniels to the center of the ring and he lifts him up and executes a T-Bone suplex. And Thorn follows that up with a couple of stomps and kicks to the head and upperbody. Thorn is on fire and he picks Daniels up and he irish whips him.......but Daniels reverses the whip and sends Thorn into a corner.....and Thorn flies in backfirst........Daniels charges in after and ....HE SPLASHES ON THORN!!!...That was a big splash!!!....And Daniels now handing out a series of punches himself in that corner on his opponent.
RB: Come on JD.
ND: We switch to the other side of the ring and we see that Cage is kicking Dangerous into the midsection. He then grabs Nick by the arm and throws him into the ropes. Nick comes off and Cage grabs him and delivers a SPINEBUSTER!!!.....Cage bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for a kneedrop on Dangerous. Cage picks Dangerous up now and throws him backwards into the nearest corner. Cage with a couple of shots to the head and he then looks at Daniels. Daniels notices Cage in the opposite corner and both men nodd. Cage then irish whips Dangerous to the center off the ring and Daniels does the same to Thorn. Whats gonna happen?
RB: Stay tuned after the commercials....
ND: No....no commercials..........Dangerous and Thorn are about to crash into eachother........but Dangerous leapfrogs over Thorn and Thorn charges in on Cage and clotheslines him to the mat!!!......Dangerous lands back on his feet again, but Daniels storms towards him.....But Dangerous counters it and executes an overhead belly to belly suplex on Daniels!!!.....Thorn and Dangerous cleaned house there!!!.....Dangerous goes over to Thorn and together they grab Cage and first throw him headfirst into the cage. And they follow that up with sending him into the ropes....Cage comes off and Thorn and Dangerous double backdrop him hard to the mat!!
RB: Thorn and Dangerous now take Daniels and also whip him into the ropes.....He comes off and Thorn and Dangerous for another double backdrop.....BUT DANILES REVERSES IT AND .....DOUBLE DDT ON THORN AND DANGEROUS!!!....They both go down and Daniels picks up Thorn and sets him up for a piledriver and .....HITS IT!!!......Daniels drags Thorn over to the corner and he then starts to climb the toprope. Daniels to the top .....AND......SENTON BOMB ON THORN!!!.....OOOOOH GOD!!!!.....What a move by Daniels!!! Great skills!!!......Thorn is layed out now!!......
ND: Meanwhile Cage grabbed a hold of Dangerous and hands out a couple of shots to the head. Cage then takes Dangerous and whips him in the ropes. Nick comes off and Cage hits him with a standing dropkick!!...And Cage going to the top now!!....He's standing on the topturnbuckle now.....but Nick Dangerous moved back on his feet again and he runs towards the corner and quickly climbs to the topturnbuckle too and he grabs Cage and ........BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOPROPE!!!.......Great stuff by Nick Dangerous!!!.....Dangerous landed on Cage to make the impact even harder!!
ND: Dangerous slowly rises to his feet again......but then its Daniels who nails him in the head with a double axe handle. Daniels then turns Dangerous around and whips him into the ropes.....Dangerous comes off, but he ducks Daniels his forearm....stops behind him and ......lifts Daniels up and ......SPINNING SAMOAN DROP!!!.....Every Nick Dangerous mark was waiting for that move!!!.....He took Daniels down to the mat and he now bounces himself into the ropes and comes off with an legdrop on Daniels!!....Dangerous now picks up Daniels and Thorn is also back in the picture again and grabs Cage.
ND: Dangerous lifts Daniels up and bodyslams him to the mat.......And Thorn does the same thing to Cage. He also lifts him up and slams him to the mat. .....Both Dangerous and Thorn now go to a corner. They both climb to the topturnbuckle.....They both reach it and ........DANGEROUS AND THORN LEAP OFF THE TOPROPE AT THE SAME MOMENT AND DANGEROUS HITS DANIELS WITH A FROGSPLASH AND THORN HITS A GUILLOTINE LEGDROP ON TRAVIS CAGE!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!.....Thats some Project action!!
RB: THEY ARE OUT!!
ND: Daniels and Cage are both layed out on the mat now!! And Dangerous and Thorn are on their feet again and they go over to the side of the cage and start to climb it. The Project is starting to climb the cage!!! ARE THEY GONNA CLIMB OUT ALREADY!! THAT WOULD BE A MAJOR UPSET!! BIG TIME!!!.....Thorn and Dangerous are both halfway now....BUT OOOOOOH............TRAVIS CAGE GETS UP AND HE CLIMBS UP BEHIND THORN NOW........HE THEN GRABS THORN FROM BEHIND AND .....BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX HALFWAY OFF THE CAGE TO THE MAT!!!....HOLY SHIT!!!....
RB: And Daniels is also chasing Dangerous now!!!...Dangerous tries to stomp Daniels off the cage, but Daniels holds on to the leg ...AND.....HE PULLS DANGEROUS HIS LEG AND ....DANGEROUS FALLS BACKWARDS TO THE CANVAS!!!....WHAT A FALL!!!....He landed hard on his back there!!!.....And Daniels is still halfway up the cage....But what is he doing???.....HE IS FACING THE CROWD.....LOOKS TO THE MAT FOR A SECOND .....AND......MOONSAULTS OFF THE CAGE AND LANDS ON DANGEROUS!!!
ND: OOOH MY!!!.......Dangerous layed out cold now!!! But that also took alot out of Daniels!!!........On the other side Travis Cage climbed on the topturnbuckle.....AND HE DIVES OFF FOR AN ELBOW DROP OFF IT ON THORN!!!....So now it are Daniels and Cage who got control of this match! Who would have thought this would happen like 5 minutes ago!! Noone!! I think nobody in this arena!!!...But the tables have turned, Cage moved back up and Daniels is also on his knees now. Cage starts to climb the cage, muwhaa.......and Daniels walks over to the cage aswell. The two Original Sin members climb up halfway.....but Dangerous and Thorn are both getting up again.
RB: How can they get up from that? Its not possible!
ND: Dangerous and Thorn both move over to the side where Cage is climbing. They climb up the cage both on each side of Travis......and they grab him ......and......DOUBLE SUPERPLEX TRAVIS CAGE HALFWAY OF THE CAGE!!!.......AND HE'S KNOCKED OUT FOR SURE!!!..........Dangerous and Thorn like almost ended his life with that move!!!....And Dangerous and Thorn now got back on their feet and they stand in the middle of the ring and stare at John Daniels. Daniels who reached the top off the cage. Dangerous and Thorn begin to laugh at Daniels and point to his tagpartner Cage who is layed out on the mat. Daniels can't climb out of the ring right now!! Because if he does then Cage is left alone!!
RB: Man.....
ND: Dangerous and Thorn are now laughing louder and Daniels doesn't hesitate and he starts to climb down to the mat again. He jumps back into the ring and charges in at Dangerous and Thorn. But The Project counterattack Daniels and kick him into the gut.....They then grab Daniels arm and whip him into the ropes....Daniels comes off and .........HE COUNTERS WITH A FLYING DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!! ...AND HE TAKES BOTH THORN AND DANGEROUS OUT!!!....Oh man....amazing!!!......Daniels looks at his partner Cage and sees that he is slowly getting back up again. Daniels then grabs Dangerous and chops him to the chest and lifts him up and ...POWERBOMBS DANGEROUS TO THE CANVAS!!!.....
RB: What a move!!
ND: And Nick is out....Daniels looks around him and sees that Thorn and Cage are slowly getting back up. He then looks at Dangerous and sees that Nick is slowly getting back on his feet again....AND WE SEE THAT JOHN DANIELS IS GETTING READY TO GIVE DANGEROUS THE AWAKENING!! DANGEROUS GETS UP .....AND.....DANIELS FOR THE AWAKENING......BUT DANGEROUS SIDESTEPS DANIELS AND HE .........HITS TRAVIS CAGE WITH THE AWAKENING!!!.......OOOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!.....AND CAGE STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE ARMS OF THORN!!!....AND THORN GRABS HIM AND .......VINDICATOR!!!....Thats his Half Nelson suplex finisher move!!! Cage is knocked out!!!....
ND: And Dangerous takes advantage of the situation and he turns Daniels around, kicks him in the midsection and ......DANGER DRIVER!!!......HE TAKES DANIELS OUT!!!...........BOTH DANIELS AND CAGE ARE LAYED OUT COLD AND DANGEROUS AND THORN START TO CLIMB THE CAGE.......They are halfway now and continue to climb up. They now reach the top off the cage, and still no sign of Daniels and Cage.......AND DANGEROUS AND THORN CLIMB OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!...AND THEY CLIMB DOWN THE CAGE AND ......LAND ON THE FLOOR!!
RB: Noooo!!
ND: Nick Dangerous and Thorn win this very important Cage match against Original Sin, John Daniels and Travis Cage. The Rebellion Project really showed tonight that they can't be messed with. What an ending of the show!!
RB: Is it over already?
ND: .....uh.....Not yet I think. I hear in my ear that we are going backstage again. I don't know why, but lets check it out.
Exile: Yes, once again a very entertaining RFTV. Can't wait to book the card for next weeks show. And finally get rid of The Rebellion Project and Jerry Campbell. Now where do I have those papers with next weeks card?
(Exile looks everywhere on his desk, but he can't find the papers he is looking for).
Exile: Dammit, where are they. I need them!!
(Then a voice's from behind Exile can be heard).
Voice: You're looking for this?
(Exile turns around and his eyes grow big).
Exile: YOU?!?!?!....
Voice: Yes ME!! I'M BACK!!!
Exile: BUT.....BUT.....WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY PAPERS!!
(The camera then pans to the person who's standin in the doorway and ......it .........is...................................DEAN THORNTON).
Dean Thornton: I need those papers. Not for me, but for someone else.
Exile: SOMEONE ELSE?.....WHO?
Dean Thornton: Just ask yourself the question Exile. Who could possibly need these papers? Who?
Exile: There's .....only......ONE PERSON THAT WOULD NEED THEM.................BUT............BUT........THATS NOT POSSIBLE!!!.....IT'S JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!!.....
Dean Thornton: Exile.....GOODBYE!
(Dean Thornton walks out of the office and leaves a devastated Exile behind).
(END SHOW)
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
(Sean Corvik locks in the Darkest Hour and cuts to him laying a vicous beating while his forehead is perfusly bleeding).
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Hope you guess my name,
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all
It was you and me
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Hope you guessed my name,
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game,
Hope you guessed my name,
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what's my name
I tell you one time, you're to blame
woo, woo
Woo, who
Woo, woo
Woo, who, who
Woo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell me, sweetie, what's my name
(We come back from the commercials and backstage we see Exile walking around like he is God. He got the tagteamtitlebelt around his waist and he got an arrogant grin on his face and he is talking to someone on his cellphone).
(We come back from a commercial to see Blade and Kelly Laps sitting in his locker room watching RFTV on a television when there is a knock at the door. Before either can get up to open the door, Chris Christ comes back into the room, which causes Blade to raise to his feet).
(We come back from commercial break and are once again inside Blade's locker room where it appears Blade and Kelly Laps are engaging in an argument).
(We come back from the commercials and go backstage and see Sean Corvik preparing in his dressing room for his tagmatch later tonight. He is talking to himself a bit. But then all of a sudden the door opens and the two men with the black ski-masks and t-shirts with "New Breed" on it jump him with steelpipes. Just like they did on Exile!!.....They take Corvik out and they then take Corviks tagtitle belt and run out).
(We go backstage and see Sean Campbell walking around. He seems to be nervous for his tagmatch against the tagchampions Sean Corvik and Exile. Sean Campbell takes a few deep breaths and then says to himself "YOU CAN DO THIS").
In the purest form of light
Those who have been exiled and oucast
Shall find themselves bearing the symbol
And the signs of the plague
I'm in conniptions for the final act you came here for
The one derivative you manage is the one I abhor
I need a minute to elaborate for everyone the
Everyday bullshit things that you have done
(Sympathy for a Devil hits and Exile comes out with a very solomn look on his face. The crowd jumps to their feet and immeaditly begins to boo).
(We go backstage for the last time tonight and we see Exile walking back to his office. He opens the door and goes over to his desk.).