VENOM

(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks FAMILY VALUES PPV. Then the screen fades to black and we see out two commentators for the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).

John Pilchard: WELCOME, WELCOM, WELCOME!!! People this is it, tonights the night of VENOM!! And its a special day today. You know what day it is, Neil?

Neil Down: Mothers day?

JP: Nooo, not mothers day!! Today is the day that we are gonna see the new Universal Champion in his first defence. New champ Kritical Kondition takes on Triple X. Its amazing how fast Triple X got a shot for the title. Is it coz he knows Prez Cazzo well? Is it coz he has an excellent history or what is the reason?

ND: We don't know John. Its always speculating in these kind of cases. But John next to this main event match there are some more intresting matches. Just think of the match for the Prime Time Title between Dan Prohibition and champ Bull Dozer. And what to think of the threeway match that Hardcore champ Joe Johnson has to fight against the two Tony's. Tony DeLucci and Tony Canon.

JP: Yes, and you can also say that Prez Cazzo is trying to screw another Family member. Even though Team EWCL isn't really a stable or friends or whatever, DeLucci and Canon are two members of Team EWCL. They probly won't work together or give eachother the win, but they still have an advantage over Joe here.

ND: We also have a tagmatch between Exile/Shane Johnson and Ex-Terminator/Zev Sanezca. And another tagmatch for the number 1 contenderspot for the tagtitles between Punisher and Dawg Fase of the Legion against Super Trouper and Vego. The last two matches on the card involve some newcomers. We are gonna see newcomers PesT and Testicular Instinct taking it on and in a threeway match we will see the debut of Cerberus, the comeback of Max Pain and the Best Damn Universal Champion there ever was Mauler in the ring together. And thats the match we are gonna start of with.


Cerberus vs. Max Pain vs. The Mauler

(In this 10 minute match we saw the debut of Cerberus, the comeback of Max Pain and Legion member Mauler getting it on in the ring. Every single one of them had the chances to win this thing. Max Pain delivered his Maximum Overdrive on Cerberus, but Mauler stopped the count. Then later on Mauler did his finisher the Flagbearer on Max Pain, but this time it was Cerberus who broke the count. Then in the end of the match Mauler throwed Max Pain to the outside, but Cerberus came from behind and hooked in his finisher Hell's fury and executed it on Mauler. Just when Cerberus goes for the pin and the win, the other Legion members, Punisher and Dawg Fase, came out and nailed Cerberus. Because it was a no-dq match the ref couldn't do a thing. After Mauler had the easy pin and won this match).

(Commercials)

Winner: The Mauler


PesT vs. Testicular Instinct

JP: Yep, Mauler lucky to get that win. We just saw that the Legion sticks up for their members in difficult times. Mauler gets a win and he sure needed that after a couple of losses lately.

ND: Yes, Neil. The Legion in general needs some wins here and this seems like a start. But the two newcomers Cerberus and Max Pain showed some good stuff, and I think we might see more of them in the near future.

JP: And talking about newcomers. Now we are gonna see more newcomers to the EWCL, namely PesT and Testicular Instinct. We won't call them rookies as they both already have a long career in this business. So lets go ringside and see what they guys got to offer us.

(Better off dead by New Found Glory starts to play and Testicular Instinct comes out. He struts to the ring and shakes the hands of some fans, if they want it or not. TI then enters the ring and has a talk with the referee).

(Then Song 2 by Blur starts to play and PesT comes out. PesT gets about the same pop as TI just got before. The fans don't really know who to cheer for in this match, coz both men haven't established a name in the EWCL yet. PesT enters the ring and walks over to TI right away. The ref then explains the rules to both men and then the match starts).

JP: Pest and TI lock up and Pest gets ahold of his opponents arm and whips him in the ropes and performs a dropkick when TI bounces back. Pest follows that up with picking TI up and delivering several chops to his chest. TI chest entirely red from those hits. Pest then lifts TI up for a suplex and executes it. Pest for the first cover in this match, but he only gets a two count.

ND: Pest doesn't lose concentration and he whips TI in the ropes again, but this time TI counters with a hurricanrana. TI quickly back to his feet and does an elbow drop on Pest, who's still on the mat. TI grabs Pest by the head and hands out a right punch to it. TI then goes for a reverse ddt and executes it. TI starts to climb the turnbuckle and he jumps of the topturnbuckle with a moonsault, but Pest lifts up his knees in time and TI lands right on them.

JP: After 6 seconds both men get back to their feet and start handing out fists. Pest then grabs TI's head and he throws TI between the second and third rope to the outside. Pest climbs to the outside and picks TI up and ramms him into the ringpost. Pest grabs TI's head again and ramms it into the ringpost again for about 5 times. After that Pest wants to whip TI, but TI reverses the irish whip and sends Pest shoulderfirst into the ringsteps.

ND: TI charges in right after and he picks Pest up and wowww delivers a piledriver on the outside on the concrete floor. TI raises his hands and probly is trying to say that he's the man! He turns back to Pest and picks him up and goes for another piledriver, but this time Pest blocks it and counters by backdropping TI to the floor. Pest follows that up with a kneedrop and after that he picks TI up and he executes a face buster on the outside. Oh man!!!

JP: You can say that again! Pest now goes over to ring announcer Jay Blue and he pushes him off his chair. He gives Jay a look and then grabs the steelchair and goes over to TI. OOooh Pest ramms the chair right into TI's head. Pest then picks TI up and rolls him back into the ring. Pest grabs the chair and throws it back to Jay Blue and it hits Jay in the head. Pest then climbs back into the ring and focusses on TI again.

ND: TI is back on one knee again, and now Pest wants to finish him of. Pest bounces in ropes, but woooowww he is unaware that Jay Blue climbed on the apron and he is holding the steelchair. Just when Pest bounces in the ropes, Jay Blue nails him from behind with that chair. OOOH WHAT A BANGGG!!! Yeah thats what you get when you mess with the ring announcer. Then TI whips Pest in the opposite ropes and when he comes back he executes the Testicularily Advanced (diamond cutter) on Pest. TI for the cover and. 1.........2.............3........Testicularily Instinct won this match!!! What a win for him!!!

(Commercials start)

Winner: Testicular Instinct


Exile/Shane Johnson vs. Ex-Terminator/Zev Sanezca

JP: Now we are gonna see the return of Exile in the ring. Last week on the ppv we saw how Exile attacked Prez Cazzo and we all know what Exile did to Cazzo's leg a couple of months ago. Now Exile is gonna team up with fellow Royal Family member Shane Johnson and they are gonna compete against Ex-Terminator and Zev Sanezca.

ND: Let me just say that the internet title of Ex-Terminator isn't on the line in this match. To get that out of the way. Oh but I hear we have a little footage that just happend a little while ago.

(On the screen we see that Prez Cazzo is talking to Paco just outside his office. A few seconds later they shake hands and Paco takes off. Prez Cazzo then opens the door to his office and when he looks in everything is trashed. On the wall in red spray paint it says "TIME FOR THE EXILE, CAZZO! HAHAHAHA! Prez Cazzo drops the papers he was holding and starts to swear).

Prez Cazzo: DAMN YOU, EXILE!!!! I don't know how many times people already thrashed my office, but its the first time that the walls got ruined and graffiti was put on them. Exile, F#$%ing, Exile, that bastard is gonna try everything to put me out of the business!!! But I'll tell you, I won't give up that easily!!! This ain't over, I'll get my way, Exile, so you better stop laughing!!!

(Then the camera fades to black)

JP: Oh man, Prez Cazzo sure look pissed there. But who can blame him, his office got trashed again. I don't know how many times that has happend now, but I think he really needs security for that.

(At that moment Extreme days by DC Talk starts to play and Exile and Shane Johnson come walking out. They make their way to the ring and enter it).

(Then Seek and destroy starts to blare over the pa system and Ex-Terminator and Zev Sanezca come out. They both are wearing Metallica shirts and Ex-Terminator got the Internet title around his waist. Ex-T hands the belt over and then they enter the ring).

JP: Ok, this match is on. It are Shane and Zev who are gonna start of here. Shane goes straight at it and whips Zev in the ropes and takes him down with a headscissor. Shane in the ropes, comes back and does a summersault and lands on Zev. He goes for the quick cover but only gets a one count. Shane whips Zev in the corner and charges in right after and splashes on Zev. Shane whips Zev in the opposite corner now and charges in right after again, but this time Zev moves out of the way in time and Shane flies shoulderfirst into the corner.

ND: Zev follows up with picking Shane up and delivering a german suplex. Zev then goes to his corner and tags in Ex-Terminator. Ex-T doesn't waste a minute and grabs Shane by the throat and slamms him to the mat. Ex-T with a big legdrop on Shane and the cover. 1.......2......but a kickout by Shane. Ex-T then grabs Shane and whips him in the ropes, Shane comes back slides under Ex-T and tags in Exile.

JP: Exile comes in and he and Shane charge in to Ex-T and take him down with a double flying clothesline. Shane then goes back to his corner. Exile picks Ex-T up executes a belly to belly suplex on him. Exile grabs Ex-T again and executes a full nelson slam. Zev then comes storming in and, but Exile anticipates and powerslams Zev to the mat. Exile grabs Zev by the head, but at that moment Ex-T nails Exile from behind with a double axe handle.

ND: Ex-T whips Exile in the ropes and takes him down with a big boot. Exile in the ropes and a kneedrop on Exile. Ex-T climbs the second turnbuckle and performs a legdrop and lands on Exile. Ex-T for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Ex-T grabs Exile whips him in the ropes and wowww flying headbut by Ex-T. Again he goes for the cover, but again he only gets a two count. Ex-T picks Exile up, but Exile counters with a lowblow.

JP: Exile back to his feet now and he grabs Ex-T and executes a belly to back overheadsuplex!!! Exile then tags in Shane. Shane comes in and delivers a spinning neckbreaker on Ex-T. Shane for the cover, but Zev breaks the count. Zev kicks Shane in the head and whips him in the ropes. But Shane ducks under Zev's arm, but he never noticed Ex-T and Ex-T takes him to the mat with a flying shouldertackle.

ND: Ex-T then tags in Zev. Zev picks Shane up for a suplex and delivers it. He then starts to climb the toprope and when he is on top he dives of with an elbow drop on Shane. Zev for the cover, but Shane kicks out. Zev picks Shane up for another suplex, but Shane blocks it and delivers a snap suplex himself. Shane in the ropes and comes back and superkicks Zev to the mat. Shane slams Zev to the mat and then he tags in Exile.

JP: Exile goes over to Zev and hooks in a sharpshooter submission hold. Zev is in serious pain here and he is in the middle of the ring. Is he able to reach the ropes here? Zev is not able to reach the ropes as he is too far away from them, he now tries to tag in Ex-T but he is also too far from him. But now Ex-T just enters the ring and kicks Exile in the head. Shane now also enters the ring again and he dropkicks Ex-T and Ex-T flies over the toprope to the outside.

ND: Shane then climbs on the topturnbuckle and dives off with a moonsault and lands on Ex-T on the outside!!!! In the ring we see that Exile picked up Zev and OOOOOH YESSSS!!! That was the OUTCAST!!! The downward spiral finisher from Exile. Exile for the cover. 1........2..........3.........Yeah Exile and Shane Johnson got the win here!!!! Shane comes back into the ring and he and Exile hug and raise their hands high up in the air. Another victory for the Royal Family!!!

(Commercials)

Winners: Exile/Shane Johnson


Bull Dozer(c) vs. Dan Prohibition - Prime Time Title

JP: Now we have our first title match of the evening. Prime Time Champion Bull Dozer is gonna defend the title he won last week in that fourway match at the ppv. Bull Dozer now is a two time Prime Time Champion. And tonight he has to defend that title against The Hardcore Saint Dan Prohibition.

ND: We really saw a lot of hatred between these two individuals over the last week. Bull claimed that it was Dan who burnt down Happz place. And to get payback Bull trashed a couple of churches. Dan was furious when he saw that and according to Dan the title isn't the most important thing in this match. It is more important to him to get back at Bull for destroying those churches. Lets go to ringside.

(One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition escorted by Lydia come out. Dan is wearing his hockey mask and his usual outfit and wears a hardcore saint shirt. Dan enters the ring and Lydia stays on the outside of the ring).

(Then Breakstuff by Limp Bizkit starts to play over the pa system and Bull Dozer comes out. People start to boo him right away!!! He don't seem to care and he enters the ring).

JP: I think not many people here in the crowd like what he did to God and his homes!!

ND: Yes, John, you might be right about that. Ohhhh Dan grabbed Bull's head and he hands out a couple of fists right away. Dan then kicks Bull in the midsection and follows that up with a ddt. Dan quickly back to his feet, grabs Bull by the head and wowww he lifts Bull up and powerbombs him to the mat. The kid is having a good start here, using his hatred to take Bull down. Dan now goes to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a silver cross.

JP: He climbs back into the ring and he shows the cross to Bull and then he wants to nail it into his head. But Bull can block it and the cross falls to the mat. Bull delivers a right punch in Dan's head and follows that up with a steinerline clothesline. Bull in the advantage now. He picks Dan up and whips him in the ropes and when Dan comes back he does a spinning heelkick. Bull then looks at the cross that is laying in the mat, and he spits on the cross. Then he looks over to Dan and smirks.

ND: Dan gets a real angry look on his face and gets back to his feet right away. He charges in at Bull and clotheslines him to the mat. Dan jumps on top off Bull and grabs his head and ramms it into the mat for about 10 times. Then Dan starts to choke Bull. He holds the chokehold for about 10 seconds and then lets go. Dan picks Bull up and sends him in the ropes, he comes back and a superkick by Dan. Dan for the cover. 1........2.....but a kickout by Bull.

JP: Dan now grabs the cross once again and moves back to Bull. Again Dan wants to nail Bull with the cross and oooooohhh this time he actually ramms the cross into Bull's head!!! And the crowd is going wild here!!!! They love what Dan just did here!!! The crowd is cheering "Hardcore Saint"..."Hardcore Saint". Bull is busted open by that blow with the cross. Dan hands the cross over to Lydia now.

ND: Dan focusses back on Bull and grabs his head and hands out a couple of fists. He then whips Bull into the corner. Dan walks over and grabs Bull's head and executes a neckbreaker. Dan now goes for another cover. 1.........2........but kickout by Bull. Dan now whips Bull in the corner again and charges in after. But at the last moment Bull lifts up a leg and Dan flies into the boot face first. Bull then climbs on the topturnbuckle and dives off with a kneedrop.

JP: Bull then wipes the blood out of his eyes and after that he grabs Dan and whips in the ropes and does a drop toe hold after that. Bull then looks to the outside and he sees Lydia yelling at him. Bull climbs out of the ring and walks towards her, who is still holding that cross. When Bull gets closer to her, Lydia moves backwards. She's trying to get away from him, but Bull is too fast for her. He grabs her by the throat and oooooh my GODDDD!!!! He chokeslamms Lydia to the floor!!!!

ND: This is unreal!!! This is unbelievable, this is so not right!!! He just demolished a woman. A virgin I must add.

JP: What has that got to do with it, Neil?

ND: Nothing, but I just wanted to say that.

JP: Uhuh. Ok, lets see what goes on in this match. Dan rolled to the outside and he is next to Lydia now and is checking how she is doing. He calls that he wants paramedics over here. He wants a doctor and a stretcher for his girlfriend. But then Bull grabs Dan by the head and delivers a headbut. He then scoopslams Dan to the concrete floor. Bull grabs the cross and ramms it into Dan's head now and Dan is also busted open and bleeding now.

ND: Bull rolls Dan back into the ring and throws in the cross aswell. Bull then climbs in after. We also see how paramedics came to ringside and they are taking Lydia out of here now. She still looks unconscious. In the ring Bull grabbed the cross again and goes over to Dan. He waits till Dan gets back to his feet and he wants to nail him again with that cross. But just when he wants to do that, Dan kicks Bull in the gut and he hooks in the Straight Edge Spike and he executes it!!!! Dan goes for the cover and. 1............2...............3..........yeahhhhhh the crowd goes wild and Dan Prohibition wins this match and he is the new Prime Time Champion!!!!!

JP: What a win for the kid. But he doesn't seem to be that happy, he didn't even raise his hands. He probly is more concerned about Lydia here. He climbs out of the ring, grabs the titlebelt and walks to the lockerrooms. But hey wait!!! In front of the curtains we see three people standing. It are Punisher, Dawg Fase and Mauler. We remember that The Legion offered Bull Dozer a spot in their stable a little while ago but we don't know what Bull is gonna do.

ND: Dan reaches the curtains and all three Legion members grab Dan and start beating him up. Its 3 against one here. They beat the hell out of him till he doesn't move anymore. And then The Legion leaves ringside. The Legion sure is trying to do something here tonight.

(Camera fades out and another commercial comes on).

Winner: Dan Prohibition


Punisher/Dawg Fase vs. Super Trouper/Vego

JP: Ok, we are gonna see what the Legion is gonna do next. Punisher and Dawg Fase have to face Super Trouper and Vego in a tagmatch for the number one contender spot for the tagtitles.

ND: But this match isn't only for the tagtitles shot. No its more than that. We all know the ongoing rivalry between Super Trouper and Punisher and here they are facing eachother once again in the ring. What is gonna be this time?

(Invasion starts to play and Punisher and Dawg Fase come walking out. The crowd starts to boo, but they both seem to even enjoy that).

(Then Angels and insects starts to play and Super Trouper and Vego come out. The people start to cheer them on right away. Something that Super Trouper isn't really used to. They enter the ring and this match can begin).

JP: It are Punisher and Super Trouper who are gonna start off here. They lock up and Super Trouper then waistlocks Punisher, but Punisher reverses it and hooks in a waistlock of his own. Super Trouper counters by elbowing Punisher in the face and he lets go off the hold. They lock up again and this time Super Trouper sends Punisher in the ropes and when he gets back he delivers a big boot and Punisher goes down to the mat.

ND: ST stomps a few times on Punishers leg, but then he picks him up, but Punisher counters with a lowblow. Punisher uppercuts ST and sends him in the ropes and does a bodybackdrop and ST lands on the mat. Punisher then tags in Dawg Fase. Dawg climbs on the topturnbuckle and dives of and performs a legdrop on ST. Dawg for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Dawg grabs ST and whips him in the ropes. Dawg for a karate kick, but ST grabs the leg. But Dawg counters with an enziguiri.

JP: Dawg sends ST in the ropes once again, but while ST bounced in the ropes, he tagged in Vego. ST comes back and ducks under Dawg's arm. Dawg turns around towards ST, but gets dropkicked from behind by Vego. Vego then picks Dawg up and takes him down with a japanse armdrag. Vego follows that up with a backbreaker. Vego grabs Dawg once again and he executes a judo flip. Vego is on fire here. He sends Dawg in the ropes and does a spinning heelkick, but Dawg also executed a spinning kick and both legs collide into eachother and both men down.

ND: Both men get up again and Dawg does grabs Vego and delivers a northern lights suplex. Dawg tags in Punisher and the big guy steps in. He grabs Vego by the head and executes a brainbuster. Punisher for the cover, but ST comes in and nails Punisher in the head with his foot. ST wants to go for Punisher, but the ref makes him go back to his corner. In the meantime Dawg came in and Dawg and Punisher are double teaming on Vego now.

JP: They whip him in the ropes and double backdrop Vego to the mat. Punisher then lifts Vego up and takes him on his shoulders. Dawg goes on the topturnbuckle and ooohhhhh he dives off with and spears Vego off of Punisher's shoulder!!! What a move!!!!!! This has to be it!!! Punisher for the cover. 1...........2........but ST breaks the count once again.

ND: The ref makes ST go back to his corner again. And after Punisher tags in Dawg. Dawg bounces in the ropes, but when he bounces in the ropes, ST kicks him in the back and Dawg falls to the mat. Vego got back to his feet and he does an elbow drop on Dawg and after that he tags in ST. ST comes in and he lifts Dawg up and powerbombs him to the mat. ST for the cover, but he only gets a two count.

JP: ST grabs Dawg and rolls him to his own corner. It appears that ST wants Punisher in the ring. Dawg tags in Punisher and ST and Punisher go at it again. Punch after punch is handed out. Punisher then gets the advantage and he nails ST with a big right hand and follows that with a ddt. He goes for the cover. 1.........2..but a kickout. Punisher picks ST up and sends him in the ropes, but ST comes back and counters and grabs Punishers throat and chokeslams him. ST then quickly tags in Vego.

ND: Vego climbs on the topturnbuckle and he dives off and does his finisher FATE!!! The awesome 360 summersault into a karatekick. And he executes it finely!!!! He goes for the cover. 1..........2.......but Punisher stops the count. ST then comes in and clotheslines ST to the mat. Ooooooh oooooh we see that Bull Dozer is coming out and he runs to the ring and slides in. He steinerlines Vego and he does the same to ST. Bull helps Punisher up and now these 3 men are beating the hell out of Vego and ST.

JP: But then waittt, its Dan Prohibition who runs to the ring. He got his stopsign with him. He slides in the ring and bammmmm he nails Bull with the stopsign. That bammm he does the same to Punisher and Dawg Fase!!! Dan then concentrates on Bull and ramms the stopsign into his head again and again. Dan throws Bull to the outside. And nails Punisher and Dawg one more time with that stopsign. He then leaves ringside.

ND: Vego goes over to Dawg Fase and goes for the cover. 1.............2...............3...........and yeahhhhhh Super Trouper and Vego win this tagmatch and get a shot at the tagtitles soon!!!!

(Camera fades and commercials start).

Winner: Super Trouper/Vego


Joe Johnson(c) vs. Tony DeLucci vs. Tony Canon - Hardcore Title

JP: Now after we saw that, what more is gonna happen here tonight??

ND: Well now we get a threeway for the Hardcore Title. Joe Johnson against former Family member Tony DeLucci and against "The Big Guns" Tony Canon. Its gonna be one tough match for the hardcore champ here. I wonder how he is gonna handle this.

JP: Yes I know. But don't forget that Joe Johnson has showed alot the last couple of months and he is sure one tough wrestler. But Neil, I hear we got some footage now.

(The titantron comes on and the camera cuts backstage inside the hallway where we catch "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson pacing back and forth in his usual attire. In his right hand is the Hardcore Title while he clutches the Tag Team Title in his left. Watching him is his accomplice, Peter Pan. Interviewer, Bill Carty just happens to make his way down the hallway. He catches Joe in his sight and comes up to him with a microphone in hand. Pacing back, Joe catches the interviewer interrupting his path and comes face to face with him. That's where Bill Carty asks…)

Bill Carty: What's wrong Joe? Are you lost?

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Metaphorically speaking, yes I am. A whole week gave in only to allow me to think and ponder the alliance of one, Tony DeLucci… the alliance of one of my first true friends… Carty, losing DeLucci or any other Family member is like losing a blood brother like Shane! A loss Family member is a lost soul of Joe Johnson! DeLucci's betrayal put my mindset off track and has put myself as a prisoner in my own mind! I can't fight tonight…

…come to think of it, I don't think I'll be fighting for a while! Peter, take this Hardcore Title to it's place! Do it now Peter!

(Joe hands the Hardcore Title to Peter . Peter grabs it and quickly rushes down the hall. Inside the arena, we already find Peter Pan making his way down the aisle and towards the ring! With Joe Johnson and Bill Carty still on the screen, Joe states…)

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Put it down Peter! Put it down in the ring!

(Peter's now in the ring. He slowly places the Title in the middle and rolls out of the ring and towards the back. On the screen, we see Peter, in a mere matter of seconds, return to the side of Joe Johnson out of breath.)

"The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson: Tonight Carty, DeLucci will pay his own toll as he has to face a member of his new team! Team EWCL! Two Tony's one ring! As for Joe Johnson, I've vacated myself as champion and out of this damned federation! DeLucci…. Fuck off!

(Joe glares at the camera for one more second and, heads down the hallway. On his way out, he looks at the trash can nearby and tosses the Tag Team Championship into it! With that, the camera fades to black!)

JP: What the heck???? What does this mean?? Is Joe Johnson vacating his title? He's stepping away from the Hardcore and the Tagtitles?? Oh man!!!!

ND: It sure looks like it John. I wonder if he really is leaving the EWCL?? But this means one thing though. That we are gonna see a new Hardcore Champion tonight!!!

(At that moment Man in a box by Alice in Chains starts to play and "The Big Guns" Tony Canon and Barbie Jones come out. The fans cheer him on and whistle at Barbie. Canon enters the ring and he grabs the hardcore belt that is laying in the middle of the ring. He throws it to Jay Blue and waits for his opponent Tony DeLucci).

(Then Tony DeLucci comes out and starts walking to the ring. He looks a bit confused or you could call it happy, its hard to tell. He enters the ring and this match can start).

JP: I wonder how DeLucci is feeling. I mean he really wanted to fight Joe, but now he even made Joe leave the EWCL. So he might even enjoy that even more. But now he is in a match with fellow Team EWCL member Tony Canon. But as the Prez stated before, Team EWCL isn't really a stable or group, so there is no friendship lost when these two fight eachother here.

ND: Canon and DeLucci lock up and Canon pushes DeLucci backwards and follows that up with a flying clothesline. Canon in the ropes and when DeLucci is back to his feet he performs a frankensteiner. Canon for the cover, but only a two count. Canon then seems to realize that this is a match for the hardcore title and he rolls out of the ring. From under the ring he grabs a lighttube, a trashcan, a chair and a traffic sign. And he throws all of that in the ring.

JP: Canon climbs back in the ring, but DeLucci is up on his feet again and he uses the trashcan on Canon now. Canon down to the mat. DeLucci whacks that trashcan on Canon's head again now. DeLucci drops the trashcan and now he grabs the lighttube and nails Canon with that now. Canon probly should have waited till DeLucci was knocked out more to get those items in the ring. DeLucci grabs Canon by the head and slams him to the mat right on top off the trashcan.

ND: Now DeLucci picks the chair and when Canon is back to his feet he wants to nail him with it. But Canon blocks it and counters by punching DeLucci in the midsection and grabs the chair out of his hands and bammmmm he nails DeLucci with the chair now!!!! Canon drops the chair now and he lifts DeLucci up and powerbombs him onto the chair. Canon for the cover. 1............2.......but kickout by DeLucci.

JP: Canon now picks DeLucci up and sends him in the ropes. When he comes back Canon does a tornado ddt and again DeLucci lands face first on the chair. Canon for the cover again, but he only gets a two count. Canon picks DeLucci up and sends him in the ropes, but DeLucci comes back and clotheslines Canon to the mat. DeLucci goes for the traffic sign and yeaahhh ramms it into the midsection of Canon.

ND: Both men giving everything here and using the items. DeLucci now for the cover. 1.........2.......kickout by Canon. DeLucci sends Canon in the ropes and when he comes back he powerslams him and lands on the traffic sign. DeLucci foe the cover, 1...........2.........but a late kickout by Canon. DeLucci picks Canon up, but from out of nowhere Canon executes the x-factor. Canon for the cover. 1........2........but this time a late kickout by DeLucci.

JP: Canon back to his feet and he waits till DeLucci gets up and bammmmmmmm!!!!! He nailed DeLucci with that traffic sign. But DeLucci doesn't go down. Canon drops the traffic sign and woooowww yeahhh!!! He hooks in the Canon Fire and executes it!!!! DeLucci out!!! Canon for the cover. 1............2............3.........yessss Tony Canon wins this match and is the new Hardcore Champion. Who would have thought we would get a new hardcore champion after Joe Johnson!!!! But Tony Canon did it!!!!

(Camera's fade out).

Winner: Tony Canon

(After the commercials are over we see Prez Cazzo sitting in his office. He still isn't too happy about what Exile did to his office, but on the other hand he just saw how Joe Johnson stepped away from his Hardcore Title, so he seems happy about that.

Now we see that Prez Cazzo is holding a paper and after a few seconds he rips it apart).

Prez Cazzo: Ok, sofar the offer of the IWL and the XCWO to merge together. With all due respect to those federations, but there is no gain for the EWCL in this offer. But hmm, where is that other document I was looking for?

(Prez Cazzo starts to search his desk and draws but he can't find what he is looking for).

Prez Cazzo: Damn, why can't I find that document. Shit, it was signed and all. Ooohh, just wait a second.....I hope not......oohhh damn, I really don't that.........Ooooooh fuck!!!!!

(Then the camera fades out)


Kritical Kondition(c) vs. Triple X - Universal Title

ND: Ok, what was that about?

JP: I don't know. I am still thinking of that match before. Oh man, Joe Johnson no longer is the Hardcore Champion. And he even left the EWCL!!! What news!!! We are gonna see if the Royal Family is gonna lose everything here tonight. Coz new Universal Champion Kritical Kondition has to take on Triple X for the title. And for this match we have a special ring announcer, first it was gonna be Joe Johnson but well after what we have just seen its gonna be someone else.

(Papercut starts to play and Shane Johnson comes out. He really has a sad look on his face. But he tries not to show too much emotion. He gets the mic from Jay Blue and does his announcements).

(Triple X's music starts to play and Prez Cazzo's advisor comes out. In his usual outfit and usual way he walks to the ring. Some people cheer him on while others boo him. He stops at the end of the aisleway and waits there).

(Bleed the freak starts to play and Universal Champion Kritical Kondition comes walking out. He got the belt around his waist and looks confident, more confident than ever. Even after what he just saw with Joe Johnson. That must have affect on him, but he sure can hide it good. KK reaches the ring and hugs with Shane and then arrives where Triple X is waiting).

JP: Both men are trading blows now and struggling along the rail. Triple X comes in with a kick to the head and right hands. KK fires back with a hard chop but Triple X answers back with a right hand as the two trade back and forth. The ref is desperately trying to get both men back into the ring with no success.

ND: KK is now laying against the ringpost. Triple X leaps at KK, but KK ducks and Triple X hits the ringpost headfirst. KK, then drags Triple X into the ring. He hooks in his butterfly bomb and follows that up with an elbow drop. KK then does a series of kicks to Triple X's body. KK then goes behind Triple X, hooks a hammerlock on his left arm, holds the hold and gives him a backdrop suplex thats lands Triple X not only on his back but also on his arm aswell.

JP: Triple X gets back to his feet but his left arm is in bad shape. KK whips Triple X in the ropes and goes for a backdrop, but Triple X holds on to the ropes. When KK stands up to see whats going on, Triple X catches him in the midsection with a kick to the stomach and hooks in a chicken wing ddt. Triple X goes for the cover. 1.......2....but kickout by KK.

ND: Triple X is pissed that he only got a two count here, but he continues to work on KK. He throws KK to the outside and on the outside he bodyslams KK to the concrete floor. Triple X then throws KK back into the ring, but he wastes about 10 seconds outside of the ring. When he climbs back on the apron, KK shoulderblocks him, but Triple X holds on to the toprope.

JP: KK then slingshots himself over the toprope, flips over like he was performing a sunsetflip and pulls Triple X down into a powerbomb!!!!! OOooh man what a move by the champ!!! Triple X is hurt, but he is getting up. KK takes Triple X and snap suplexes him onto the guardrail!!! Amazingly Triple X gets back to his feet and the two start handing out punches once again. KK then whips Triple X into the ringpost and charges in right after.

ND: But Triple X moves out of the way and KK flies headfirst into the ringpost. Triple X then lifts KK up and atomic drops him. He follows that up by grabbing KK by the head and ramming his head into the spanish announce table. Triple X then grabs one of the monitors and ramms it into KK's stomache. Triple X then ramms it on KK's head and the champ goes down. Triple X then throws the monitor on KK.

JP: Triple X grabs KK by the head and he rolls him back into the ring and follows in after. Triple X whips KK in the ropes and clotheslines him to the mat. Triple X for the cover now. 1.......2.....but a foot on the rope by KK. Triple X is pissed again and pushes the ref backwards. Triple X and the ref swearing at eachother now.

ND: Then Triple X concentrates on KK again and whips him in the corner. He charges in after, but KK turns lifts his elbow and Triple X flies facefirst into the elbow and goes down. KK climbs the topturnbuckle and dives off with a frogsplash and lands on Triple X. KK for the cover. 1........2.......but a kickout by Triple X.

JP: KK picks Triple X up and lifts him up for a piledriver and executes it. Again he goes for the cover but only a two count. KK follows that up fishermans suplex. KK grabs his opponent by the head, but Triple X lowblows KK and gets the advantage. Triple X lifts KK up and executes a piledriver of his own now. Triple X grabs KK by the head, whips him in the ropes and when he comes back he powerslams him to the mat.

ND: Triple X has knocked Kritical Kondition down and is stand over him. But oooooh man all of a sudden The Punisher appears out of the crowd, climbs over the guard rail, and into the ring. Triple X doesn't see The Punishr and Shane Johnson is speechless. The Punisher executes THE GAVEL on Triple X and he pulls Kritical Kondition on top and slides out of the ring. 1........2.........3.......Yeaah Kritical Kondition gets the win here and is still the Universal Champion!!!

(Kritical Kondition raises his hands and Shane Johnson slides in the ring and explains waht just happened. Both men look toward the ramp as The Punisher has a mic.)

Punisher: Before you ask, no I did not do that because I want to join the Royal Brats. I am a member of The Legion. Which means the only reason I helped Kritical Kondition is if it benefits The Legion. So you ask yourself. What purpose would The Legion have to help a member of The Royal Family. See President Cazzo and I actually agree on something. We agree that The Royal Family must be eliminated. Ever since their birth, Cazzo has tried everything he can think of to break up The Royal Family. Well tonight The Legion will plant the seed that will do just that.

Punisher: About a week ago, The Legion broke into Cazzo's office. We took with us the address book to all EWCL employees and a special piece of paper, This paper.(The Punisher hold up a slip of paper). Now this document has been previously signed by our beloved president and it gives me the power to assign any three matches of my choice. Kind of like the three wishes thing. Tonight, I will make assign one of those matches. Kritical Kondition, next week on Venom, in that very ring. You are going to have to defend that Univeral Title, but who shall be you opponent. Hum? I know! Kritical Kondition, you opponent at next weeks Venom shall be Shane Johnson.(Kritical Kondition and Shane Johnson exchange a shocked look.)

Punisher: Now I know what your thinking. You think theres no way that The Royal Family will fight each other. Thats why I'm adding the following stipulation. If the two of you don't fight or if one lays down for the other or if you get yourselves disqualifed. You, KK, will be stripped of your belt. Its your choice. Face each other for the belt or lose it. Oh and one more thing. Special Referee for this match will be Exile. So the question is this. Who is Exile more loyal to. We'll all find out next week.

(The Punisher leaves laughing)

JP: Holy shit, whats that about!!!! So thats what The Legion stole, thats the document they took!!!! In the ring we see KK and Shane who are still shocked after this evening. They decide to leave the ring and leave Triple X in the ring. Triple X got back to his feet and still raises his hands.

(But then suddenly the lights in the packed arena flicker and die, like candles in a strong breeze. Several hundred feet above the roaring mass, the roof of the auditorium lights up, dark blue flash-globes flickering like anxious fireflies. Suddenly a bone-jarring thud rocks the arena as a tremendous explosion goes off at the head of the ramp. The pyro at the front of the stage explodes, cascading flames roaring back and forth. A theme blasts suddenly from the giant speakers positioned strategically about the crowd. Building frantically, the familiar chords of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass' abruptly capture the attention of the screaming fans.

The titantron bursts into life, the inferno of flames licking the top of the screen, threatening to engulf it, while faintly in the background flash images of death. carnage, blood, fire, ice. The long-time fans pop deafeningly as they recognise the entrance. The smart fans explode, in the 'know'. The news fans are swept up in the spectacle. Triple X stares mutely up at the ramp, shocked... outraged! Finally, four words flash blindingly in white across the Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is Coming...')

ND: What the hell was that? What's 'The Revelation?' Are the rumours true? What just happened?

JP: Triple X stares up at the screen. He's livid. Mad as hell, shaking. But people we're out of time! You can't miss next week's Venom! Who is the new player?! What does this mean for the EWCL?! All and more will be probly be answered next week!!! So tune in for that!!!

Winner: Kritical Kondition