(The lights go off and there's a big explosion followed by fireworks. The lights go on again and on the titantron "VENOM" appears. Then the titantron shows clips of last weeks VENOM. The screen fades to black and we see out two commentators for the evening John Pilchard and Neil Down).
John Pilchard: HELLO!!! WELCOME all of you!!! Its that time again, oh yess, its that time again!! Time for VENOM, or in other words, Time for ACTION!!! And we better start off quickly coz we got a packed full program tonight. We got no less than 8 matches for you here tonight. The roster is getting bigger, the matches are getting more intense and the rivalries are getting more extreme!!
Neil Down: Also a big welcome from me, people. Tonight is gonna be one special night again. Because we will see Universal champion Kritical Kondition going up against his Family mate Shane Johnson. Special referee in that match is gonna be Exile. Thats gonna be so intresting, John!
JP: Yeah I know. I think everybody wants to see that one. But did you already see the Family at the arena, Neil? I haven't seen them enter yet.
ND: Nope, neither did I. Oooh well, they probly will fly in at the last moment, like they did before.
JP: Probly then, Neil.
ND: So as we got this loaded show, we better start of with the first match.
JP: Yes, first match of the evening is Cerberus versus PesT. Both men lost their debut match last week. So both men are really eager to win this thing. At least thats what I think, even though we really haven't seen much of them over the last week. But anyway, I wanna say that we have a little change in plans for this match. Ring announcer, Jay Blue, will be the guest commentator for this match, and I will be the ring announcer.
ND: Does this have anything to do with what happend last week in the match with PesT? Remember that Jay Blue cost him that match.
JP: It could have something to do with that. Only thing I know is that Jay almost begged me to be a special commentator for this match.
(Jay Blue comes up from his seat and walks over to John and Neil. He shakes their hands and sits down next to Neil).
Jay Blue: Great to be here, Neil. How are you?
ND: I'm doing fine, Jay. And its good to have a normal person sitting next to me for a change. Oh no offense, John.
JP: Yeah right. Ok, I better announce the wrestlers.
JP: This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 276 pounds, from Texas, he is Cerberus!!!
("Highway to Hell" by AC/DC starts up as Cerberus was seen at the top of the rampway.)
ND: We are back here, and Cerberus is ganna start tonights show with a match-up against PesT.
Jay: I... I... Know, you don't have to remind me.
ND: Why are you going under the table Jay?
Jay: .....
JP: And his opponent, standin at 6'3, from Port Coquitlam, BC, Canada. He is PesT!!!!
("Song 2" by Blur starts up as PesT walks out onto the rampway, and walks down to the ring staring at Jay all the way down.)
ND: And here is PesT.. Who made his debut at Venom last week losing to T-I. And why did he lose Jay?
Jay: Shut up Neil, I don't know how.
((the bell rings) Pest short lariats Carberus. As he hops back up and nails PesT with a swinging bulldog, while PesT's face gets slammed into the mat.)
ND: And a bulldog out of nowhere by Cerberus in this match-up..and perhaps it is an odd thing that he is making name for himself!
Jay: HA..HA...
(PesT pins Cerberus against the rops and chokes him with his forearm. PesT then pulls Cerberus off the ropes, and connects with him. Cerberus nails PesT with a belly-to-belly suplex)
ND: And there is a nother huge by Cerberus out of nowhere. And this math is getting good!
Jay: Come on Cerberus, put it to him!!
(Cerberus gets up back to his feet. While PesT catches him with a Atomic Drop. As PesT wraps his legs around Cerberus's kneck with a Figure-Four-Sleeper.)
ND: Whoa, pretty technical move here by PesT.
Jay: Come on Cerberus!! you can get out of that. Don't let PesT do that to you.
(The Ref is checking for a tap out....PesT tightens the hold. But Cerberus escapes.)
ND: Cerberus almost tap out on that one Jay.
Jay: No he didn't!! Your seeing things.
(PesT kicks Cerberus to the mat. As PesT picks up Cerberus once agian, and gives him a double arm suplex. He then covers him, One..Two.. and Cerberus kicked out.)
ND: Pest should have known he wouldn't have won this match that early.
(Cerberus gets back to his feet. While he connects with a flying knee. As PesT goes down hard.)
Jay: Flying knee by Cerberus. And he is really doing well now.
ND: But right now he's got to get some kind of an advantage before he can take care of PesT!
(PesT gets up, but is met with some chops my Cerberus. But PesT tackles him. As Pest knees Cerberus. And gives him a leg drop.)
ND: PesT with a ledrop. And he is really letting Cerberus have it!
Jay: Ahh... Be quite, he will come back.
(PesT sends Cerberus to the outside. As the ref starts to count (.1))
Jay: Oh no.. Not the outside.
((..2) PesT applies an arm wrench to Cerberus, but he hurrys back to his feet. (...3) PesT gets hit with a snapmare.)
Jay: Cerberus with a quick take down.
ND: That's pretty smart. In order for Cerberus to win this match-up, he has to have PesT off his feet!
(Cerberus is up aian. (....4) He rolls onto Pest with a knee. (.....5) He tosses PesT back into the ring. While he rabs PesT and applies an arm wrench. But PesT moves back to his feet. erberus nails PesT with a double underhook suplex.)
Jay:**Excited** And Cerberus with the cover, One..Two..and PesT escapes.
(He measures PesT up and drops a closed fist. As he gets back up, PesT moes back to his feet. Pest nails Cerberus with a legsweep.)
ND: But maybe PesT is just to good. He agian is now taking advantage.
(PesT climbs to his feet. And now Cerberus is also back to his feet, as he runs and executes a flying heel kick to the head of PesT.)
ND: And again, Cerberus with a move outa of nowhere!!
(Cerberus stands back up and looks into the crowd, As PesT climbs back up and locks in the elbow submission, while the ref asked Cerberus if he quits....)
ND: This is a strong hold by PesT.
(Cerberus escapes. And he goes for a clothesline, but PesT dodges the attack. And sends Cerberus in the ropes.)
Jay: But Cerberus comes back and he rakes Pest in the eye and Cerberus hooks in the Hell's Fury and executes it.
One...two....three.!!!
Jay: And the winner is Cerberus!!! oh yeahhh!!! The best man won!!!
(Commercials)
JP: Ok, back to my seat now. Jay had his fun and Pest lost, so his night is excellent already. So Neil how was it to have Jay beside you instead of me?
ND: Hmm, well you really wanna know?
JP: Yeah ofcourse I do.
ND: Well there's no time for small talk now John. I can already hear Maulers music starting.
(Ms. Jackson by Outcast starts to play and The Mauler comes out. The Legion member looks proud in his shirt saying "Best Damn Universal Champion" on the front and saying "IWL" on the back).
ND: Hey, John did you hear the latest news about the IWL?
JP: No, what is it then?
ND: Well they quit.
JP: Oh really. But they only just started?
ND: I know, but well every beginning is difficult.
(Then Come with me starts to play and Max Pain comes walking out. The people also start booing him and his cocky arrogant charactar. He walks to the ring, enters it and raises his hands in the air and expects a big cheer, but he doesn't get it).
DIng ding ding
JP: Ok, they start of now. Pain and Mauler lock up and Pain gets a knee in Maulers stomache and gets the first advantage. Pain follows that up with a few chops to the chest of Mauler and with a clothesline that sends the Legion member to the mat. Pain lifts Mauler up and goes for a double arm ddt and executes it. Pain with the quick cover, but he only gets a two count here. Again Pain picks Mauler up and now he sends him in the ropes, but Mauler comes back, ducks the arm and comes back from the ropes with a flying shouldertackle.
ND: Mauler now on top of Pain. Mauler is handing out a couple of fists now. Mauler back to his feet and he irish whips Pain in the corner and charges in. Mauler splashes on Pain and he follows that up with choking Pain. After 10 seconds Mauler sends Pain in the opposite corner and again he charges in. But this time Pain moves out of the way and Mauler flies straight into the corner and falls back to the mat.
JP: Mauler hurrys back up. He cathes and applies a clawhold to Pain. While Pain hits Mauler with the back of his elbow. But Pain gets hit with a dragon screw from Mauler. Mauler moves back to his feet. As of now Pain is also standing. Mauler dives for a clothesline but misses and gets nailed with a verticle facebuster.)
ND: And a facebuster by Pain! Incredible move! Pain now grabs Mauler and oooh german suplex!! Pain now really in focus. He picks Mauler up once more and now he executes a fishermans suplex. Pain for the cover. 1.....2....kickout. Pain bounces in the ropes and comes back and delivers a fist drop on Mauler.
JP: Now Pain picks Mauler up and he sends him in the ropes, but Mauler hangs on to the ropes. Pain charges in and oohhhh Mauler backdrops Pain over the toprope to the outside. Mauler also out of the ring now and he executes a jumpin sidekick on Pain. As he climbs back to his feet Mauler executes a headlock takedown.
ND: Pain now is back to his feet. And ooooh man Pain nails a tremendous Superkick to Mailer. Pain now picks Mauler up and slams him back to the concrete floor. Mauler staggers up trying to hold his balance. They head back into the ring. Pain picks Mauler up and hits him with a Belly-to-back suplex.
JP: Mauler is gettin up. He's kinda hurt...and Pain kicks him in the stomach, DDT!
ND: One hell of a DDT by Pain. Pain picks Mauler up and ooooh yeah I thinks its that time!!! Max Pain executes THE MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!! Thats his finisher move. Pain for the cover now. 1.......2.........3........oooh yeah Max Pain gets the good win here!!!!
JP: Yep, a very good win for this former XwO member.
(Commercials)
JP: We're back from the commercials and now Legion leader The Punisher has to do better than fellow member Mauler just did before.
ND: Yep, pretty disappointing match from Maulers side. You can tell he wasn't really focussed on the match, but busy with other things.
JP: Now this match here is gonna be something Punisher and DeLucci can't stand eachother. Remember that a few weeks ago it was Punisher vs DeLucci in the "Loser gets fired" match. At that time that was a little plan by Punisher and Prez Cazzo to screw the Family and DeLucci. Now a few weeks later everything is different. Punisher turned on Cazzo and DeLucci left the Family and is on Cazzo's side.
ND: So now these two face again.
(Tony DeLucci and Angela Ferrari come out to their music and they walk to the ring. DeLucci is wearing a shirt that says "The Hitman". Angela escorst DeLucci to the ring and they both wait on the outside).
(Then Invasion starts to play and Punisher comes out. Again a lot of boos when a Legion member makes his appearance. Punisher runs to ringside and sees DeLucci standing on the outside).
JP: Punisher isn't gonna wait for DeLucci to enter the ring....he's taking the fight to him and whether you like him or hate him DeLucci isn't exactly backing off. Both men exchanging rights....and DeLucci scores with a kick to not exactly the midsection!!
ND: True, but it's all legal on the outside of the ring and the match technically hasn't even started yet as they have not entered the ring.
JP: DeLucci throws Punisher in the ring and enters as Punisher stands up still favoring his lower extremity...and there's the bell...this match is officially on now. DeLucci approaches Punisher, but Punisher hits a kick to the midsection and hooks DeLucci for a DDT......Reversed into a Northern Lights Suplex....1....shoulder!
ND: Both men are trying to use the surprise factor on their opponent and trying to catch so off-guard that they are so in shock that they are unable to kick out from a normally less damaging maneuver.
JP: DeLucci kicks out of the bridge....off the ropes...Punisher rolls over to his stomach and DeLucci jumps over him. Coming back....Punisher's up now and he hits with a big drop toe hold. DeLucci's up and angry over being shown-up by Punisher. These fans are white hot with contempt for DeLucci.
ND: But notice how DeLucci's experience factor comes in as he doesn't even seem to notice the fans are against him. He is so concentrated on winning this match that the fans cannot get to him!
JP: DeLucci trash talking Punisher now...Punisher rushes in but gets hit with a hotshot. That move had to knock all of the wind out of him and DeLucci goes right into a sleeperhold to try and diminish the amount of oxygen getting to the brain in order to get Punisher to lose consciousness.
ND: Notice the chain wrestling used by DeLucci....he hits a hotshot to knock the air already in Punisher out and then right into that sleeper to keep the air out and knock him out. This is the true mark of a champion.
JP: Punisher's eyes are beginning to glaze over now. You can see the lights dimming, and you can hear DeLucci's growing confidence in his words as he's not quieting down. The ref is checking to make sure it's not a smother or a choke and it's not it's a totally legal sleeper....
ND: In one single moment DeLucci has taken away Punisher's high flying and his suicidal tendencies by using a simple scientific mat maneuver. And listen to these fans tell DeLucci exactly how they feel about him.
JP: The ref is right there right now checking to see whether Punisher can continue or not...he lifts Punisher's hand once...it falls....he lifts it again.....if falls........he lifts it again.....IT STAYS UP!!!!!....Punisher's fighting his way up...hits three successive elbows to the midsection....comes of the ropes only to be caught in another sleeperhold...this time a standing sleeper!!!!
ND: DeLucci's smarter than to try straying away from his game plan...he saw a chance to continue all he's done thus far in the match after Punisher came of the ropes and he clamped it on and Punisher's in a bad way in the same move again.
JP: DeLucci's really working that sleeper but Punisher's trying his hardest to get out of it. Punisher gets his arm around DeLucci's back and hits a big belly-to-back suplex. You saw DeLucci go up....You saw DeLucci go down...and if you're blind that thud was DeLucci's head hitting the mat first and his weight crashing down on his neck.
ND: Every match has a gut check point it's that point where the wrestler that has been worked on the whole match has to come back after hitting one good high impact move. This is the gut check point.
JP: Both men are making their way back to their feet right now. DeLucci is letting his anger get the best of him and charges toward Punisher, but Punisher drops down and pulls down the top rope and there goes DeLucci crashing down to the floor. Punisher's ready and measuring off the far side ropes......and he leaps over the top rope with a Springboard Summersault Plancha onto DeLucci!!!
ND:What happened there was DeLucci trying to salvage his match....and Punisher capitalizing on this and adapting it to his style of wrestling. And I can guarantee you that DeLucci is feeling it right now.
JP: The referee is beginning his ten count now and Punisher has found himself the timekeeper's steel chair. DeLucci has gotten to his feet but barely. Punisher tosses him the chair and he looks as if he's going for a dropkick but DeLucci turned away, but Punisher saw it coming and didn't jump....he delivers a dropkick to the back of DeLucci and he goes barreling into the guardrail which his arms hit first forcing the chair back into his face.
ND: DeLucci telegraphed his intentions....and the man may be cunning but he cannot continue to think that Punisher has no idea how to reverse his maneuvers. I think it's about time that he changed his game plan.
JP: Punisher re-enters the ring....and DeLucci isn't that far behind him. Punisher off the ropes....baseball slide between DeLucci's legs Punisher up and gets a rear waistlock on DeLucci.....reversed by DeLucci...reversed again by Punisher...Reversed again by DeLucci and they're in the ropes! Both men break the hold.
ND: Now both of these competitors are testing each other out to see what each man can do at this point in the match.
JP: Both athletes are circling each other now. Punisher comes toward DeLucci but DeLucci goes to the ropes for sanctuary. He's got a chair and he's planning on bringing that in the ring!!!! He's got it in there but the referee has gotten in his way...DeLucci drops the chair and the referee kicks it to the ring apron as both men circle again.
ND: DeLucci is showing signs of frustration and this is a good sign if you are a fan of Punisher. This shows that DeLucci is not sure what he is going to do next so he is stooping to the point of illegal tactics try and get the W in the win/loss column.
JP: Punisher and DeLucci lock up. Both men jockeying for position now, and DeLucci uses his weight advantage to push Punisher into a corner and the referee asks for a clean break...it looks as if DeLucci will oblige....But he doesn't!!!!! he lays in with a cheap right to the chest.
ND: That was the right thing to do there, all it takes is one move to get the momentum to one side and that might have been the move right there.
JP: That is true Captain but being the person I am I cannot condone the use of such a cheap shot in such an important match as this. DeLucci laying some stiff kicks to the chest of Punisher now. DeLucci backs off and the referee is checking on Punisher now...but wait DeLucci is running toward Punisher he's gained to much momentum he can't stop!!!
ND: Referee sandwich!!!!! Was it an accident or not?
JP: I don't know Neil, but I know that the referee is out cold! DeLucci's got that chair that he had from the outside....Punisher stumbles out of the corner only to get leveled by a steel chair....DeLucci's got the chair over Punisher's face now and he's climbing to the top rope!......MOONSAULT and Punisher is out cold!
ND: This can only get worse for Punisher. He's just been given a moonsault with a chair on his face.
JP: But the referee is still out!! DeLucci can't believe it. He's trying to get the referee to regain consciousness now but at the same time he's giving Punisher an unbelievable amount of time to regain his bearings. Punisher's on his feet!!!!! I can't believe it Punisher is up and DeLucci doesn't even know it! He turns around and takes a shot from his own chair!!!
ND: How's that for irony.
JP: Punisher's ready he's got the chair in place DeLucci's getting up.....THE GAVEL!!!!!!.....Punisher hit the chair as well they're both out......what will happen from here!!!!!!!
ND: But wait whats happening. We see that Angela Ferrari climbs in the ring. She goes over to DeLucci and she drags him over to Punisher and lays him on top of him. But just when she is doing that the referee gets back to conscious and gets back to his feet. The ref sees Angela Ferrari on DeLucci side and he sees the steelchair laying next to Punisher. The ref motions to the ringkeeper to ring the bell.
JP: I can't believe it!! Whats happening here??? Ding ding ding, the bell rings. But what is the result here???
Jay Blue: The end of this match is.......a double disqualification!!!!!
JP: What!!!???!!?? What the hell is this suppose to be???
ND: I don't know John. But well when you think of it all, then the ref is right, they both used a chair which is illegal in this match. So you could say they both should have been dq'ed. No doubt about that.
JP: Yeah, well but still. This match deserved a winner.
ND: Well the only thing I can think about is that they have to face eachother again. Maybe on next Venom or on the next PPV!!!
(Commercials)
JP: Next match is a tagmatch. And not only just a tagmatch, its a tagmatch between Ex-Terminator and Zev Sanezca on one side and Super Trouper and Vego on the other side.
ND: And its not a secret that Ex-Terminator and Super Trouper are good friends. So this is gonna be an intresting match, I reckon.
JP: Oh and I got some intresting news for the ones concerned in this match. I just heard that because Joe Johnson left the EWCL last week and that he was tagchamp together with Kritical Kondition. And well KK can't defend the title on his own, that Society's Rejection lost the title. And as Super Trouper and Vego earned the number one spot for that title. That this tagmatch is gonna be for the tagtitles!!!
ND: Wow, really!!??!!
JP: Yes, so I've heard and unlike your sources, my sources are reliable.
ND: Hey leave "Stinky Sam" out of it, will you!!!!
JP: Yah yah.
(Then Seek and Destroy starts to play and Ex-Terminator and Zev Sanezca come out. Ex-Terminator got the Internet TItle around his waist and Zev is waving around the Russian flag. Side by side they walk towards ringside and finally enter the ring).
(Then Between angels and insects by Papa Roach starts blaring over the pa system and Super Trouper and Vego come to the ring. The two slowly walk to the ring and climb in).
JP: Ok, a lot of staring and grinning going on now. The two who are gonna start of are Ex-Terminator and Super Trouper. Like I said before they are good friends.
ND: Ex-Terminator and Super Trouper circle eachother for a few moments, then Super Trouper takes a shot at Ex-Terminator and Ex-Terminator goes down to the mat. Hey what??? We see the rerun and Super Trouper didn't even hit Ex-T, he only hit the air!!??!! But Ex-T went down!! Thats freaky.
JP: Ex-T still on the mat and Super Trouper goes for the cover now. But ooooh Zev climbs in the ring and it seems he wants to stop this. He's probly not into this plan or something. Zev attacks ST, but Vego comes in and before Zev can do anything, Vego superkicks Zev to the mat. Then ST and Vego pick Zev up and they throw him out of the ring.
ND: Ex-T is still laying on the mat and ST goes for another attempt for the cover. 1.............2..........3...........and yeah they get the win. What is this?? This isn't right here!!! Ex-T never did anything. For God's sake, ST never even hit him, but he went down. Whats this all about???
JP: I don't know, Neil. All I know is that they must have thought this over and that Zev wasn't in on it. And another thing I know is that Super Trouper and Vego are our new Tagteamchampions!!!!!
(Commercials)
JP: Now we are gonna see something. Four men in the ring together. Four men willing to fight and give it whatever it takes. Four men....
ND: Yeah we get the picture now, John.
JP: Sorry, I got a little bit carried away here. But the truth is that there is no love lost in this match. Especially not between Bull and Dan. Last week Bull Dozer assaulted Lydia, Dan's girlfriend. Then after Bull even kidnapped her from the hospital.
ND: I tell you. That man has really changed in the last time. First he was this nice guy who was drinking most of the time. And now he is that church and woman molester and he joined The Legion. What has happend to him??
JP: Question of the day, Neil. Question of the day. But let us go to ringside. Oh but before we start I wanna say that there aren't any titles on the line in this match. We know that Dan Prohibition is the Prime Time Champion and Tony Canon is the Hardcore Champion, but none of their titles is on the line in this match.
ND: But we are first gonna see something that took place moments before.
(We see Max Pain standing in front of Tony Canon's lockerroom. Pain knocks on the door. And a few seconds later Tony Canon opens the door. But he didn't see what was coming and Max Pain grabs a chair from behind him and nails Canon with it and Canon goes down. Pain then takes off and in the background we can hear Barbie Jones screaming).
JP: Oh man!! Looks like Tony Canon got more problems than only these 3 people here in the ring. We hope he is gonna make it to the ring.
(Man in the box by Alice in Chains starts to play and "The Big Guns" Tony Canon comes out. The Hardcore Champion is escorted by his beloved Barbie Jones. They walk to the ring and Canon climbs in).
JP: Oh he is. He definately is showing!! And hey you can't tell that she's pregnant. But well she is only in her first stage.
(Then One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition makes his appearance. He got a stopsign in his hand and wearing his usual outfit. Lydia isn't with him. Dan runs to the ring and slides in and waits in the opposite corner that Tony Canon is standing in).
(Then Dawg Fases music starts to play. But nobody is showing up. There is no Dawg Fase).
JP: Tough night for the Legion, huh. Mauler losing, Punisher dq'ed and now Dawg Fase not showing. Now its up to Bull Dozer to make it a good night for the Legion.
ND: But he can do it. He's a two time former Prime Time Champion.
(Break stuff starts to play and from behind the curtains Bull Dozer appears. He makes his way to the ring and most of the people boo him. He don't seem to care and even spits to some people. He then steps into the ring and the match is on).
JP: So its a threeway instead of a fourway match here. Dan goes straight for Bull Dozer. And thats more than obvious. Dan uses that stopsign and he nails Bull Dozer with it on the head. Bull goes down. Dan ramms the stopsign another two times into Bull, but then Canon attacks Dan from behind and Dan goes down to the mat. Canon grabs the stopsign and throws it to the outside now.
ND: Canon seems in charge here. He picks Dan up and oooh delivers a sky high move right away. Canon continues to focus on Dan and hands out a couple of fists and then sends him into the ropes and when Dan comes back its a big clothesline by Canon. Canon for the cover. 1........2......but a kickout by Dan. Canon and Dan back to their feet now. They lock up and it is Dan who sends Canon into the ropes. Meanwhile Bull got back in the match. He clotheslines Dan to the mat and when Canon comes back from the ropes he grabs him and performs a powerslam!!!
JP: Wow, some move!!! Bull goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Bull now moves over to Dan. Dan and Bull lock up. Dan sends Bull in the ropes, he comes back and oooh swinging neckbreaker by Dan. Bull must feel that in the morning. Dan goes over to Canon, who just got up and Dan superkicks Canon to the mat and then he moves back over to Bull. But Bull got back up and he lowblows Dan.
ND: Bull follows that up with a steinerline clothesline that sends Dan to the mat. Bull now picks Dan up and he liftst him on the topturnbuckle. Bull climbs on after and oooooh mannnnn!!!! Bull goes for a superplex and.....YESSSS Bull executed a superplex on Dan!!!! What a bump!!!! Bull goes for the cover. 1.........2........but Canon breaks the count. Canon grabs Bull and he uses an x-factor to take the big guy down!!!
JP: Now it is Canon for the cover. 1.........2.......but a kickout by Bull. Bull also quickly to his feet. He and Canon lock up and then Canon whips Bull in the ropes, he comes back and oooh double clothesline and they take eachother out!!!! Both men, heck all three men are laying in the ring now. The ref doesn't know what to do now!!! After 8 seconds it is Dan who is the first to get back to his feet. Canon is also slowly starting to get back to one knee. But Dan goes over to Bull and he grabs Bull by the head and throws him through the second and third rope to the outside.
ND: Bull flies to the outside. Dan now climbs the topturnbuckle. He's on top and ooooh holy shit!!! Dan does the Flying Guillotine to the outside on Bull!!! Bull definately knocked out. Canon now also goes to the outside and he concentrates on Dan. He grabs Dan and rolls him back into the ring. Canon gets in the ring aswell and he and Dan get it on again. Canon sends Dan in the ropes and wowww frankensteiner by Canon!!!! He goes for the cover. 1..........2.........but a kickout by Dan. Again Canon picks Dan up. He lifts Dan up and executes a sitout piledriver.
JP: Canon goes for another cover now, but again he only gets a two count. Canon doesn't stop and he grabs Dan by the head and sends him in the corner. Canon charges in, but Dan lifts his leg up and Canon flies into the boot. Dan on the toprope now and he jumps of and takes Canon to the mat with a double axe handle. Dan picks Canon up and executes his downward spiral!!! Now it is Dan who goes for the cover. 1.........2.........ooh late kickout by Canon.
ND: Dan grabs the head of Canon and ramms it into the mat for 3 times. After that Dan picks Canon up and lifts him up and performs a piledriver. Dan follows that up with a summersault and lands on Canon. Dan for another cover. 1...........2.......but foot on the rope by Canon. Dan seems pissed, but he grabs Canon once more and again he sends him in the ropes. Canon comes back and counters by kicking Dan in the gut and ooooh CANON FIRE!!!! Even flow ddt - finisher by Tony Canon!!!! Dan is knocked out now. Canon slowly moves over to go for the cover.
JP: On the outside we see that Bull slowly is getting back up to his feet. He looks in the ring but he doesn't go back in there. He starts to walk around the ring and then he is standing behind Barbie Jones, Tony Canon's girlfriend. Bull taps her on the back and what!!! OOOOH NOOOOO!!!!!! Without hesitation Bull chokeslams the pregnant Barbie Jones. And Tony Canon was in the ring and he saw the whole thing!!!!! Tony Canon slides out of the ring, he grabs a chair and slamms Bull with it.
ND: Bull goes down and Canon continues to ramm the chair on Bull. Oh my GOD!!! Slam after slam, hit after hit. Oh man that chair already looks red from Bull's blood. But can you blame Canon. Bull just chokeslammed his pregnant girlfriend. Remeber that last week that Bull chokeslammed Lydia, Dan Prohibition's girlfriend. And now he did it to Barbie Jones. He really has no heart!!! Canon is still using that chair on Bull!!!!
JP: Paramedics are coming out now and they are laying Barbie on a stretcher and they are taking her away back to the lockerrooms. Canon now stops nailing Bull with the chair. Bull seems unconscious from those bumps in the head. Canon drops the chair and rushes over to the stretcher that Barbie is on. And he joins Barbie and the paramedics to the lockerrooms. He's leaving ringside.
ND: So what do we got here now. Canon left ringside. Bull is unconscious on the outside. And Dan Prohibition is knocked out in the ring!!! But now we see that Dan is slowly starting to get back to his feet. He gets back up and the referee grabs his hand and raises it into the air. Apparently Dan Prohibition won this match as he is the only one that is on his feet and in the ring.
JP: Oh man shocking!! Shocking what we just saw. Bull Dozer who did something like that to a pregnant woman. That is just not done, thats unbelievable. Thats so.... I don't have words for it.
ND: I know. But he got what he deserved, he got about 100 chairshots in his head. Thats what he had coming. He has to have a concussion, just has to, you know. We see that Dan is slowly rising his hands into the air, but he doesn't look 100% happy. But wowww wait, its Max Pain again who is running towards the ring. Pain slides into the ring and he got a steelpipe in his hands. He ramms it into Dan's stomache and then on the back of the head and Dan goes down. Pain drops the steelpipe and he lifts Dan up and executes the Maximum Overdrive on him!!!! Yeah he said he wanted to make an impact and he sure did tonight!!!
JP: First he wins from Mauler, then he attacks Tony Canon before this match and now he attacks Dan Prohibition. But don't let us forget that Dan is the winner of this match. However he never pinned anyone, he was the only one left in the ring so he is the winner.
(Commercials)
(The mounted camera sweeps across the colorful Venom crowd. Signs lift, the roar heightens, t-shirts are raised and the fans scatter frantically to be on television, if only for a brief moment. They are enjoying the show. pumped, excited. The EWCL is currently bringing more to the table than the competition, and the fans know it. They live for it.)
JP: What a night! The EWCL just doesn't let up when it comes....
(And then it happens. The lights in the packed arena flicker and die, like candles in a strong breeze. Several hundred feet above the roaring mass, the roof of the auditorium lights up, dark blue flash-globes flickering like anxious fireflies. The moment the fans have been waiting for arrives with a bone-jarring thud as a tremendous explosion rocks the packed hall and the pyro at the front of the stage explodes. Cascading flames roar back and forth in front of the ramp, and music blasts suddenly from the giant speakers positioned strategically about the crowd. Building frantically, the familiar opening chords of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass', sans vocals, abruptly capture the attention of the fans. The Titantron bursts into life, the inferno of flames licking the top of the screen, threatening to engulf it, while faintly in the background flash ghastly images of destruction. carnage, blood, devastation. and then a silhouette, black against the flames. The crowd pops deafeningly, the arena on its feet, attempting in vain to drown out the music with its cheers. Finally, as the music pauses momentarily, before the charge, four words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is Here'. The hall blackens.)
ND: Faulty wiring? It is an old arena....
(The stage lights up in blue as 'American Bad Ass' kicks into gear. From behind the curtain steps a man known to the die-hard fans. A man known to the 'One Man Rampage' Triple X. A man known to several on the roster who at one time wrestled for the XPCW. A man known for his brutality, his skill, his determination and his single-minded purpose. A man. The man?)
JP: That's...!
ND: No it's not... I'm sure it's Wert Evans... he's just well made up.
JP: No... that's The Rage! What the hell is The Rage doing here...?! Did we hire this maniac?!!!
ND: Oh dear.
(The Rage stands below the Titantron, eyes blazing, head lowered. The fans ignite, lifting the roof. About his robust frame he sports an old XPCW 'Rage - The Whole G*ddamn Show' T, which strains, the seams almost popping as it stretches tautly over his huge chest. His tight blue jeans contour about his powerful thighs, and his black boots complete the characteristic out-of-the-ring image. Finally, dangling over his shoulder as a trophy of the wars he's experienced, rests the old XPCW Heavyweight Title, glittering in the flashing spotlights that sweep about him as though party to a police hunt. His expression cannot be read, but in itself speaks volumes. His ebon gaze sweeps slowly across the arena, and he inhales deeply, soaking up the crowd pump. After several moments, he makes his slow way down to the ring, ignoring his fellow man as they stretch, yearning to touch the man they admire. And, coming to the ring, he mounts the mat at the center and tosses the belt over the top rope to slide across the mat. He takes once last glance out at the crowd and steps through the ropes, snatching a mic from the apron. He taps it slowly upon the turnbuckle as he waits for the chanting to die down. After several more long moments he makes his way to the center of the ring and begins to speak, giving the XPCW Heavyweight belt a small kick.)
ND: I think he's going to speak.
JP: Oh, you think Neil?
('It's nice to be back in a ring..' He says simply, nodding as the fans burst in to cheering once more. 'You know, I've been out for almost a year now. ever since the XPCW went down in a blaze of glory. Back then you used to hate me. I was a heel as we say in the industry. I kicked ass, I took names, and I painted the town red. blood red.' The fans roar. The Rage's return to the ring has, as often happens, created a new face. The Rage motions for silence. 'Yeah, I'm not gonna come out here and tell you I'm sorry for what I did. I'm not sorry a bit. I'm damn proud of it all. every last thing. And I'm not gonna tell you I'm a good guy. I'm gonna keep doin' what I've always done. and that's raise hell.' The fans explode, but he carries on. 'But today isn't about that. It's about Andrew Barrow. It's about Triple X.' The crowd jeers, booing the ambiguous star whose fast becoming a heel in this fickle business. 'See, about a year back, I was runnin' with a little clique we called the Executive. Yeah, you remember.' The fans cheer as The Rage goes on. 'Me, Commissioner Lightston, Dexx, Double T and Triple X. We were close. We ruled the roost, and me, Dexx and Triple X made it to the Fatal Four-Way Ladder Match at the pay-per-view to crown the first Heavyweight Champion. One of us was gonna take that belt. It didn't mater which. And it looked to be Triple X.' The fans jeer loudly. 'Lightston had come in to take out the other unmentionable. he was on the ladder. Triple X was on the ladder. We had it in the bag. And then it happened. Months of friendship, out the window. A powerful alliance blow apart. Triple X gives Lightston the Hylighter from the ladder.')
ND: Can he say XPCW here?
JP: Are you going to tell him he can't? Besides, they're dead and buried.
(The Rage bends down and picks up the Strap, hoists it into the air. 'I won. I took the belt, and got laid out by my old buddy Triple X for my troubles. Why? 'Cos he'd struck a deal with the devil.' Rage shakes his head, 'Anyway, to cut a long story short, the Commish gets fired, and he takes the whole damned Fed down with him.' The fans boo, jeer. 'So, the way I work it, that makes Triple X responsible for ending my career. My run. My time! This belt. ' He shakes it around, 'This don't mean shit no more. It's nothing here. Me? I'm not even on the roster. I'm not employed. But you know what? That ain't gonna make a damn of difference to me. Triple X, I'm gonna bounce your pimply ass from one end of this country to the other. Every show you turn up to, I'm gonna be there. Every match you have, I'm gonna be involved in. Every time you sneeze, I'm gonna be there to shove a tissue up your ass. When you close your eyes at night, all you're gonna see is me. And I'm not going to stop coming until I get a piece of you.. No catch-phrases. No la-dee-dah bullshit promos. I'm shooting with you. Your ass is on the line Andrew. and it's a real short queue.' The fans erupt as The Rage stares up the ramp. With a note of finality he adds, 'You used to have a little catch-phrase. "Don't 'f*ck with me." Well Andrew. I'm not going to f*ck with you.' 'I'm going to f*ck you up..' The Rage drops the mic and begins to slip between the ropes as the packed arena roars deafeningly.
Suddenly 'Drag You Down' hits and Triple X comes hurtling through the curtain, his face a mask of fury. The Rage slides out of the ring and races up the ramp. The two collide like a train wreck, furious lefts and rights fly as the two spin round and round. The Rage takes Triple X down, pummeling him repeatedly about the head before Triple X rolls him over, delivering the same. The fans' cheers turn to jeers as a stream of referees flood from behind the curtain, Cazzo at the rear, pointing angrily down the ramp at the brawling duo. It takes many, but the pair are finally dragged apart, kicking and shouting all the while.)
ND: Cavalry's arrived!
JP: This should be interesting....
(Cazzo calls for a mic)
Prez Cazzo: What the hell is going on here?! O'Connor, you don't even work for me! You think you can come in here and act like you own the place? You've got another think coming boy! I run a smart house here. Now get that piece of garbage out of my arena.
(The fans boo as numerous referees herd The Rage towards the exit. Security guards march down the ramp towards the large wrestler. Triple X grabs Cazzo, shouts something at him, pointing down towards The Rage. Cazzo shrugs, seeming surprised.)
Prez Cazzo: Okay, wait up guys, wait up.
(He turns to Triple X, muttering, 'You're sure? Okay.' Turning back to The Rage, he smiles).
Prez Cazzo: Okay Rage. Here's the deal. Next Sunday night, in that very ring, you're going to get your wish. Next week on Venom, you'll face Triple X. In a contract match! If you win, I'll sign you up, and you can beat Triple X every night if it suits you. But. if you lose, you'll never. and I mean EVER. set foot in an EWCL arena again!!!
(The Rage is escorted from the arena and Prez Cazzo and Triple X also move their way to the back.)
JP: MY GOD! All that next week, and the show's not even over here!
JP: Prez Cazzo and Triple X are still talking to eachother. Triple X still shouting it out. He has to stay focussed here though. He got a match coming up against Testicular Instinct who is still unbeaten after last week.
(Then Better off dead by New Found Glory starts to play and Testicular Instinct comes out. He struts to the ring and shakes the hands of some fans, if they want it or not. TI sees Triple X talking to Prez Cazzo and TI runs over and take Triple X down with a clothesline to the back of the head. TI picks Triple X up and hands out a couple of rights to the face. Prez Cazzo just stands there, but doesn' t do much to help Triple X. All he is saying is that they have to go in the ring and continue the fight in there).
JP: Prez Cazzo is leaving ringside now and TI now rolls Triple X into the ring and climbs in aswell. TI continues to stomp and hit at Triple X. After a while he grabs Triple X by the head and sets him up for a piledriver and delivers it. What a banggg!!! TI really in the advantage here. Again TI picks Triple X up and he sends him in the ropes and when he comes back TI does a running clothesline and takes his opponent to the mat.
ND: TI doesn't go for the cover, but he continues to beat the hell out of Triple X. TI now with a body slam. He follows that up with climbing the toprope and he does a moonsault on top of Triple X. Now TI goes for the pin. 1........2.......but a kickout by Triple X. TI quickly to his feet and he grabs his opponent by his head and delivers a headbut. Now TI whips Triple X in the ropes and when he comes back he sticks out his elbow and Triple X flies right into it.
JP: Triple X really gets a beating here. Unbelievable!!
ND: But yeah, TI attacked him from behind. I mean if I get the advantage like that, I would beat the hell out of anyone.
JP: Really?
ND: Hmm, well it was just a matter of speech, John.
JP: Thats what I thought. Ok, back to the match. TI picks Triple X up and sends him in the corner. Triple X flies in that hard, that he flies over the top to the outside. OOOH MANN!!! Triple X landed on his back on the concrete floor. TI moves over to the corner and climbs the topturnbuckle. He is on top now and he dives off all the way to the outside!!!! But ooooh Triple X moved out of the way just in time and TI lands on the concrete!!!
ND: Both men out now. After about 15 seconds both men start to get back to their feet. TI grabs Triple X by the head and sends him into the ringpost. He charges in after, but Triple X moves out of the way and TI flies in headfirst. Triple X never even layed a hand on his opponent and still he is knocked out. Now thats class. Now Triple X is gonna take charge. He grabs TI's head and ramms it into the steel ringpost.
JP: Triple X doesn't think of stopping now. He ramms TI's head in the ringpost one more time and then he lifts TI up and oooooh boy T-Bone Suplex to the concrete floor. What an impact!!! Triple X gets back to his feet and he picks TI up by the head and rolls him back into the ring and follows in after. Triple X grabs TI and delivers a wrist clutch suplex. Sure a man of the suplexes, that Triple X.
ND: Thats probly were the X in Triple X stands up. Could stand for the X in supleX!!
JP: Nice theory, Neil.
ND: You wanna hear my theory about the succes of the Spice Girls??
JP: No nevermind that, Neil.
ND: Ok, then, your loss.
JP: Triple X goes for the cover now, but he only gets a two count. Triple X grabs TI by the head, but TI lowblows him and follows it up with a hurricanrana!!! TI in the ropes now and he comes back, but Triple X counters with a superkick!!!! Triple X in the ropes, comes back and a kneedrop to the head of TI. Triple X to his feet and he sets TI up for a belly to belly suplex and yeah he executes it. Another cover now. 1..........2.........kickout by TI.
ND: Triple X lifts TI up and wants to hook in a ddt, but TI reverses the hold and delivers a ddt of his own. TI then bounces in the ropes and comes back with a legdrop on Triple X. TI for the cover, he hooks the leg and.........1..............2.....but a kickout by Triple X. TI now picks Triple X up and sends him in the ropes, but Triple X comes back and oooooh swinging neckbreaker by the former prez.
JP: That move looked good!!! But both men out now. After a couple of seconds Triple X is the first to get back up. He goes for a cover. But he only gets a two kickout. Triple X picks TI up and lifts him and delivers a cross backbreaker. Triple X then bounces in the ropes and delivers an elbow drop. TI back to his feet now and the two lock up again. TI whips Triple X in the ropes and when Triple X comes back, he grabs him and hooks in an impaler and performs it.
ND: Triple X in trouble now. Probly more trouble than he expected. TI goes for the cover. 1...........2.........but a late kickout. TI back on his feet, he grabs Triple X him and oooh reverse ddt!!! My GOD!!!! TI on fire now. He lifts Triple X up and oooh he is trying to lift Triple X for a powerbomb. But he can't seem to lift him up!! He can't do it.
JP: TI tries again to powerbomb Triple X to the mat. But again he can't seem to lift Triple X up and oooooh a backdrop by Triple X that sends TI to the mat. Triple X quickly to his feet, he lifts up TI and sends him in the ropes. TI comes back and ooooooh yeahhhhh THE HIGHLIGHTER by Triple X!!!! This is it, nobody comes out of that one!!! Triple X for the cover. 1.............2..............3............yeah its over!!! Triple X wins!!!!
ND: But he doesn't really look all to happy about it. He is probly still thinking of The Rage. And yeah seeing and hearing what I heard today, Triple X is gonna have one hell of a problem with The Rage after him.
JP: You could be right about that, Neil.
(Commercials)
JP: Man, that was something. Man, The Rage!! The Rage live in the EWCL arena!! My GOD. And he and Triple X in the ring on next Venom. Man!!! They have some history these two.
ND: And the two people we are gonna see in the ring now also have some history. Next match is between Prez Cazzo and Royal Family member Exile. Ok, a short recap. To make things short Exile broke Cazzo's leg, now Cazzo is back and Exile is back. End of story. Now they gonna settle it once and for all in the ring. Yeah even though Cazzo booked the match by accident and it seemed he was afraid of Exile. This is gonna be some intense match I tell you.
JP: But well I mean I asked it in the beginning of Venom and I will ask it again. Have you seen the Royal Family enter the arena??
ND: To tell you the truth I haven't. I haven't seen them. But maybe we just never seen them enter and they are ready in the lockerrooms.
JP: No, they are definately not in the lockerrooms. I had a talk with Bill Carty during our last commercial break and he never seen any of them back there.
ND: Well they probly will show up sooner or later.
(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He is wearing his legendary "Dropkick King" shirt, that says "Team EWCL #1 " on the back. Its not really clear what the crowd thinks of him. Some people cheer him on while others boo him. The fans are as divided as the groups in the EWCL. Some fans like Cazzo and Team EWCL, some fans like The Royal Family and some even are favorites of The Legion. Prez Cazzo walks to the ring and slides in the ring. He doesn't really have a confident look on his face. He looks nervous and he constantly focusses on the aisle awaiting Exile.)
JP: I wonder if the Prez is ready for this. If he is ready for Exile.
(Then Extreme Days by DC Talk starts to play. Its Exile's entrance music. In the ring we see Prez Cazzo's eyes get bigger and bigger. He nervously stares at the aisle. But there is noone coming out. Again the entrance music starts to play but again noone is coming out, no Exile to see).
JP: Where is he?? Where is Exile. I told you that I never seen anyone of the Royal Family at the arena. They just aren't here. Where are they????
ND: Beats me, John. I don't have all the answers you know.
(In the ring we see Prez Cazzo's face changing from a nervous look to a grin. He starts to laugh and he asks for the mic. Jay Blue enters the ring and he hands a mic over to the Prez).
Prez Cazzo: Just as I expected!!! Just as I expected, Exile never showed!!! Just like a few days ago on the parking lot. Exile is just too afraid of me to face me. He knows it and everybody knows it. Exile fears me, he knows its payback time and he doesn't want to realise it. He wants to run and hide from it. Well Exile, you're doing a great job sofar, hahaha. But well to give the people what they want I am going to fight someone here tonight. I am gonna fight an opponent that is of the same level of Exile and an opponent with the same skills of Exile. A really tough competitor. But I am only doing this to show everyone here in the arena and at home, how it would have looked if Exile would have had the guts to show up. Ok, bring him out!!! Bring him out!!!
(From behind the curtains a wrestler comes out and runs to the ring)
JP: Who is it?
ND: It is....it's James Demise!!!
JP: Is THAT the opponent that Cazzo meant? Is that the person that has the same level and skills as Exile?
ND: Anyway, James Demise runs to the ring and slides in there. Cazzo kicks him in the midsection right away and follows that up with a viscious ddt. Cazzo then climbs the topturnbuckle and when Demise gets back to his feet, Cazzo delivers a top missile dropkick.
JP: They don't call him the Dropkick King for nothing. Cazzo now picks Demise up and he signals the CAZZOBREAKER. AND yeah the Prez executes the cazzobreaker on Demise. Cazzo for the cover. 1.............2.............3........yep, he got the win here!!
(Prez Cazzo then takes the mic out of his pocket and starts to speak again).
Prez Cazzo: People, I hope you enjoyed it. I know I did. And Exile, you're lucky that you never showed, coz that saves you the humiliation and defeat. hahaha.
(He drops the mic, climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside).
(Commercials)
JP: Ok, now its time, its time for our big Main Event. Kritical Kondition versus Shane Johnson. Two Family Members facing eachother. Are they gonna fight? Or is KK gonna lose his title?
ND: Well whats more important right now is if they are gonna show up!!! Coz no Royal Family member has showed up all evening so far.
JP: Wait Neil, I hear we go live to Prez Cazzo's office right now.
(Prez Cazzo is sitting in his office enjoying his victory when the phone rings)
Exile: HEY THERE CRAPPO!! Hows it hanging! Well i guess your sitting in your chair right now thinking, gosh. What a great deal. I dont have to fight Exile and KK and Shane wont wrestle so KK is going to be stripped of his title! BUT THAT JUST AINT GONNA HAPPEN! See we’ve come across a little bit of a problem, we are still up in the air. Flight delays and such. But we arent going to deny a dying man like Punishers wish. HE wants KK and Shane to wrestle then FINE! We are just gonna have our selves a little match from altitude center. Think Crappo the closest youll ever get to anything like this is if you and your lovely girl join the mile high club...well just you i should say...you know since last week you Pamela and I ending up flyin togehter BUT THATS A MOOT POINT! Im gonna announce this match AND im gonna be the ref! so get ready for this. Hey KK gimme that glass and that spoon.
(a clinking noise can be heard)
Exile: Oh and here they go. they're exchanging blows now as this match gets under way in a big way Shane gets the quick advantage as he has KK reeling. KK's whipped into the side of the plane OUCH KK just took Shane's head off with that clothesline! KK is picking Shane up body slams him onto the aisle KK looks to be solidly in control. KK picks Shane up and puts him on his shoulder. He's running towards the side of the plane. He's gonna use Shane for a lawn dart!
Exile: Shane slid behind KK and shoved him into the cage. That move backfired for KK Shane stands KK up and dropkicks him into the chair. KK got the armrest right in the small of the back! OW! Shane is looking under the ring for something.... he's got a serving tray now! He's waiting as KK gets to his feet...Shane is swinging for the fences... and KK just got out of the way! KK nails Shane with a brutal series of lefts and rights. Now he gets the serving tray... Shane is out from that shot!!!! Shane's head went right through the metal of that tray!!!
Exile: KK is setting up all tables on a row of chairs! What's KK setting him up for? Oh my god... KK just put Shane up for a crucifix powerbomb! HOLY [BLEEP]!!! He just gave Shane a running crucifix powerbomb through that the tables!!! KK covers....OH SORRY! Hold on
(a slapping noise is heard once twice but then stopped)
Exile: JUST A TWO COUNT! How in the hell is he still alive after that? This is only going to end when one of these men is dead! THATS WHAT FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT! Shane picks up KK and hits a textbook German Suplex. He's holding on and rolling KK back to his feet. Anotyher German Suplex. And he's going for a third and nails it! But that took a lot out of Shane! He's down on the floor as well. These two may be done for before they can even pin someone for the belt These two are out! I need to count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, well I was wrong... they're both stirring.
Exile: KK to his feet first... and then Shane is up too KK is bracing himself on the armrest... Shane charges and KK back-body drops him to the floor! KK is proving why he is a ring veteran with a move like that! But Shane is back up and spears KK right into the lavoratory! Shane takes a toliet lid and waits for KK to get up. KK gets up with spaghetti legs... Shane charges and KK nails him with a drop toe hold right onto the toliet!! Another charge backfires on Shane! And i really hope noone has to pee!! KK is busted open! Hes wearing the crimson mask! KK's breathing by itself is creating a mist with that blood still pouring from his head!
Exile: KK's looking for a weapon to use himself now. No... he's NOT going to use THAT, is he?!?!? He is. He's got the a vodka bottle!! He gets Shane to his knees. Look at Shane's face... most of its covered in blood! KK smashes the bottle over Zero’s head! The alcohol burns into his scars! Shane is flopping around in pain! And KK picks him up, grabs another bottle, and does it again! The blood is flowing from Shane's head and now we have NOTHING TO DRINK DAMMIT!!! KK just DDT'ed Shane into one of those tables on the chairs! The two in the plane are trying to win that belt! Are they going to be freinds afterwards?
Stewardess: Can I offer you a beverage?
Exile: Yeah ill take a bloody mary, KK, you want anything?
KK: Scotch on the rocks
Shane: Gimme a bottled water
Exile: (barely audible) Shoot guys i lost my place in this script. Oh here we go are they going to be freinds afterwards. gotcha thanks Shane
Exile: (back to loud voice) Now, KK is locking a sharpshooter onto Shane. He's making sure that Shane will never leave this plane again! Shane gets to the window which im going to assume is a rope. BREAK THE HOLD GUYS! Shane is slowly getting to his feet. LOW BLOW BY Shane!! Shane picks up Thorne and is wrapping the cord around his throat. He's grabbing onto the other end of the cord and is pulling on it. He's trying to choke the man out! KK is gasping for air! KK looks to be completely out of it.
Exile: Shane steps over to the KK and picks him up. Shane is signalling for the twist of fate neckbreaker! KK was playing possum! He just countered the neckbreaker with a Belly to Belly Suplex! KK and Shane are both writhing in agony because they landed on the broken glass from the vodka!! KK is getting the glass off of himself while Shane grabs a Kendo Stick.
Exile: (softly again) Why the hell is a kendo stick on an airplane
Shane: I dunno i thought it was a nice touch
Exile: whatever!
Exile: Shane nails KK in the arm with it just as KK freed himself of the broken glass. Now a shot to the hamstring. KK yells with pain but and goes down to one knee. He's begging for another shot. Shane is going to give it to him. Low blow from KK as Shane goes down. A quick snap suplex from KK on Shane and Shane is down again! KK takes the title and nails Shane in the skull with it! Shane falls back down to aisle!
Exile: KK drops the belt on the opposite side of where Shane is and is trying to catch him breath KK covers. Shoot hold on...1...2..TWO COUNT!KK is helping Shane up but jawbreaker to KK. Now KK is down and Shane is under control. Shane picks up the title and Shane is setting KK up for something... he's going to piledrive KK onto the Title. OH MY GOD! As God is my witness, KK Thorne has just been destroyed!!! Shane covers 1...2..KICKOUT BY KK!
Exile: KK is actually back up and before Shane. KK is totally covered in his and Shane's blood! And the same goes for Shane. KK is in obvious pain... but he is now determined! He grabs Shane and throws him in the broken table aisle and grabs the title belt. He just tossed it down to the ground, KK grabs a Kendo Stick and is whipping the hell out of Shane. Shane is howling in pain. He's crawling around trying to escape the shots. And it ain't werkin KK just ripped Shane's shirt off his back. I liked that shirt too And he's whipping him with the Kendo Stick again. Look at the welts on Shane's back! They're the size of golf balls! this match cant go on much longer!
Exile: Shane is tryin to get to his feet! FIREMANS CARRY TO KK! What a deperation move by Shane! KK is back up and Shane spears him again! Look at Shane! Hes climbing up on teh armrest of the chair! HES SIGNALLING FOR THE RESSURECTION! KK JUST TOOK THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER Shane!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Exile: KK is up first, he grabs Shane, hes calling for the Pull the Plug! Hes got him hooked HES UP!!!!!!! Shane FLIPS UP KK’S BODY AND X-FACTOR!!!!!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT! IM GONNA COUNT!! 1.....2.......3......4.......5......6....7......8.Shane is stirring! NO HE COLLAPSED AGAIN! 9...10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 NO WINNER! DOUBLE COUNT OUT!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH THESE MEN ARE BLOODIED OUR PLANE IS RUINED BUT WHAT A MATCH! LOOK THEY ARE BOTH UP NOW! WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN! SHANE AND KK ARE STARING EACH OTHER DOWN! THEY ARE EMBRACING!!! FAMILY UNITIY FAMILY UNITY!!
Exile: So Punisher i hope you got what you wanted. Nothing done pal. We are still all together! Crappo, you think your done with me, forget that! And one more thing!! Hey Delucci over der! Look at us over here! You Tony Danza wannabe. You think the Family is done wit you?! WE gonna go Sopranos on your ass. Legion, your as tired out as Crappo women after I took her for the plane ride of her life. YOU MESS WITH THE FAMILY AND YOU ARE GONNA GO DOWN HARD!!!!!!!
Exile: (low voice) Hey Shane, toss me that gameboy. No the red one, the gray one is KK’s. Thats it. Thanks! Whoo hoo Mario Tennis!
(And then the camera focusses back on Prez Cazzo who is still sitting in his office chair. He got his mouth wide open and doesn't know what to say at the moment).
JP: Oh man, if that was really true what Exile was telling on the phone. Then that was one hell of a match. Unbelievable!!!
ND: But don't let us forget that Kritical Kondition is still the Universal Champion and that The Royal Family is still together. And maybe even more stronger than ever!!!
JP: With those words we leave you and we will see all of you again on next VENOM!!!!!