(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Kritical Kondition, Dan Prohibition, Danny Christ, Joe Johnson, Fazzer, Exile, the EWCL Champion The Rage, and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.

The intro cuts to the packed auditorium as fireworks explode about the throng of fans. The music rages in the background as the camera swings about the audience, who scream at the tops of their lungs and wave homemade signs. The noise is deafening, and after several moments John Pilchard's voice cuts in over the din).

John Pilchard: San Diego here we are!!! Its Venom time again, right here right now!! We're only a week away from HAVOC, so everyone wants to look good tonight. Tonight we have some excellent matches in store for you. But first I'll introduce Neil, before he gets upset again.

Neil Down: Thank you, John. But you were right, tonight is gonna be something. Tonight we are gonna see action, violence, frustration, anger, hatred, fear and its all packed up in the following 2 hours.

JP: You are definately right about that. There has happend alot after last Venom and I can tell you one thing, the atmosphere backstage isn't outstanding. With that in mind its time to start tonight off.

ND: But let me first say that the main event match tonight is between Universal Champion Danny Christ, uhmm I mean The Rage against Exile. Another great match is between Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition against Dan Prohibition. And well another excellent match up is the match between Joe Johnson and the Miraculous One Danny Christ, can't wait for that one.

JP: Besides those matches we have even more. Don't forget Fazzer vs. The General and also new Hardcore Champ Jason Drake vs. Ex-Terminator. Another match that was scheduled to be on tv was The Zero vs. The Mauler, but the schedule got rearranged and the people already seen that match earlier this evening as a dark match. Neil can you give a quick summary of that match.

ND: Ok, match started, not really much happend, people weren't really into it, after about 5 minutes it was a no-contest. All in all good thing they never appeared on tv.

JP: With that in mind its time for our first match of the evening.

(Then the screen comes on and we see Saphio -the new commissionar - sitting in his new office. The office still looks quite empty. All we see is a desk with a chair, a computer, a phone and a shelf with some books on it. Saphio is relaxing, just sitting there with his feet on the desk and humming a catchy song. Then there's a knock on the door. The person walks in and it turns out to be Exile).

Saphio: What do you want, Exile??

Exile: I am here to demand a match!!

Saphio: Demand a match??

Exile: Yeah you heard me!!!

Saphio: Who do you want to have a match with them?

Exile: I demand a match with The Rage!!

Saphio: Hey bucko, you already have a match with The Rage tonight, its the Main Event match for the Universal Title!!!

Exile: Ooh.............shit yeah I knew I had forgotten something.

(Exile then walks out of Saphio's office again). (Commercials).

JP: Its time for our first match. And there's something on the line here in this match. The winner of this match will be included in the Exile vs. Danny Christ match that will take place next week at Havoc. Both Fazzer and The General made pretty clear that they want to get in the ring with Exile. Fazzer coz well Exile was the man that threw him off a balcony and that cause some severe injuries. But its not really clear why The General hates Exile that match, he was saying something about that Exile ruined the careers of young talented wrestlers, so it could have to do with that.

ND: Maybe The General is a former protegé of Exile and Exile destroyed his career? Or maybe the son of the General was under the wings of Exile, or maybe his neigbour, you never know.

JP: All that we know is that The General can't stand the Royal Family and he even offered his help to Prez Cazzo. We haven't heard from the prez yet about it though.

(O'Fortuna starts to play and its Fazzer who is the first to make his appearance. The crowd goes almost silent when he apppears from behind the curtains. The crowd sure fears the Dark One. Slowly he walks towards the ring. But then we see The General and his manager Swamp Fox running out and The General attacks Fazzer from behind. He grabs Fazzer and turns him around and punches him straight in the face).

JP: Oooh what a start of this match!! Bamm, another shot to the face, rights and lefts are handed out by The General, he surely means business!! The General then picks Fazzer up and he lifts him on the guardrail. Man they aren't even halfway down the aisle!! The General now also climbs on the guardrail and he grabs Fazzer and oooooh SUPERPLEX from the guardrail to the concrete floor!!!!!

ND: And this match hasn't even officially started yet!!! Unbelievable!!!! That sure was an impact, man, on the concrete floor!!! The General now takes his time to pick up Fazzer. The Dark One back on his feet now and its The General who grabbed Fazzers arms and holds them behind his back. Now The General tells Swamp Fox to grab a steelchair and to nail Fazzer with it.

JP: OOoh this doesn't look good for Fazzer. Swamp Fox got a chair and he moves over to The General and Fazzer. He takes a swing and.........ooooooh Fazzer just got out of the hold in time and Swamp Fox nailed The General with the chair!!!! OOOH MY GODDD!!! Swamp Fox is checking now if everything is ok with The General. In the meantime we see that Fazzer is crawls over to the chair that Swamp Fox dropped and he picks it up.

ND: Fazzer now to his feet and BAMMMM, he nails Swamp Fox with that steelchair and the manager goes down!!! He'll definately feel that in the morning!!! Fazzer now goes over to The General and BAMMMM, hits him in the head with that chair!!!! The General still standing up though, and BAMMMM another blow to the head. The General falls backwards straight into the guardrail and he falls to the ground.

JP: Fazzer now grabs the steelchair and he places it in front of The General's face. What is Fazzer gonna do???? Fazzer then goes over to the opposite guardrail (remember we are still down the aisle) and he climbs on top of the guardrail. Fazzer then looks over to The General and the chair thats in front of him. Fazzer then doesn't hesitate and WOOOOOOOOHOOO....Fazzer dived off the guardrail and did his DARKNESS FALLS (VAN TERMINATOR) on the chair and The General!!!!

ND: Thats unreal!!! I have never seen something like this before!!! Never, ever!!!! But it also took something out of Fazzer, he's also still laying on the floor. But wait, I see movement now, Fazzer gets back to his feet and again he grabs that steelchair. He takes another swing, but then "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He goes over to Fazzer and he is telling him to drop the steelchair!!

JP: There has been alot of critism lately on tv and in the papers that the EWCL was getting too violent, and one of the main reasons for that has been Fazzer. I already seen a sign saying: "Where there is blood, there is Fazzer". And I think if the Prez wouldn't have come out, we would have seen blood in matter of seconds. Besides that The General offered his help to Cazzo and this could mean the Prez appreciates that gesture.

ND: Prez Cazzo is still pointing at Fazzer and telling him not to use that chair on The General. Fazzer doesn't seem to happy about it though, but now he actually drops the chair. Prez Cazzo got a smile on his face now and he goes over to The General to check how he is doing. But then BAMMMMMMM!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!

JP: Fazzer grabbed the chair again and he smacked it on the back of the head of our Prez!!! And Cazzo goes down!!!! Fazzer now is talking thrash to the Prez. He then nails him one more time with the chair. Fazzer then focusses back on The General, uses the chair on him once and then drags him towards the ring. They arrive at the ring and Fazzer rolls The General into the ring and follows in after.

ND: Now this match has officially started. Fazzer goes for the pin now, 1...........2....................but oooh a very late kickout by The General!!! Fazzer can't believe it!! He gets up and he picks The General up by the hair, grabs him around the waist and ....german suplex!!!! Again Fazzer goes for the cover, 1..........2.............kickout again by The General!! Fazzer is shaking his head now. He picks The General up once more and bodyslamms him into the mat.

JP: Fazzer then gets on the topturnbuckle and he dives off for a diving headbutt, but OOHHHHHH The General moved out of the way in time and Fazzer flies headfirst into the mat!!!! GOOD GOLLY!!!!

ND: Good Golly??

JP: Yeah sorry, got a bit carried away.

ND: The General and Fazzer are both laying on the mat now. About 6 seconds later its The General who's making the first movement to get up, followed by Fazzer. Both men back to their feet again and its The General who whips Fazzer into the ropes and when Fazzer comes off the ropes he big boots him to the mat!!! The General now picks up Fazzer and whips him into a corner. The General charges in right after, but Fazzer grabs the referee who's standing near him and pulls him in front of him, with a result that The General flies right into the referee.

JP: The referee is knocked out cold, he won't get out that quickly from that!!! Fazzer got up on the topturnbuckle and goes for a double axehandle. He jumps off but The General saw it coming and he grabs Fazzer out of the air and does a powerslam!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! The General then picks up Fazzer and lifts him on the topturnbuckle and climbs on aswell. The General grabs Fazzer by the throat for his finisher the double chokeslam from the toprope!!!

ND: AND YEAHHHH he just did it!!! He just chokeslammed Fazzer from the toprope!!! This is over!!!! The General goes for the pin now.......but the referee is still knocked out.

JP: WAIT......WAIT...Its Prez Cazzo!! He got back up from that blow in the head!!.

ND: From what??????

JP: From that chairshot!! And he is dragging himself in the ring now. He goes over to the corner and counts. 1.................2.................3..............YEAHHHH The General won this match!!!! He is gonna go to Havoc and gonna face Exile and Danny Christ!!! We see Prez Cazzo raising The General's arm now!! What a win for The General.

(Commercials).

ND: Wooo, woo, wait now!! Its first time for "Neil Downs Investigation" about where Creeping Death and the titlebelts are.

JP: Hellooo!!???!!??? Don't you watch television??

ND: Why?

JP: Coz Ex-Terminator, leader of Creeping Death, has returned and he told everything there needs to be known about Creeping Death and the title belts.

ND: Ooh, hmm thats news. Hey I can use that for my Investigation update next week.

JP: NEIL!!!! There isn't gonna be another Investigation update!!!

ND: Really?

JP: Yes really!! And now let us concentrate on this match.

JP: Ok, we are about to see Jason Drake in his second match and his opponent is none other than former Hardcore champion, former Internet Champion and leader of Creeping Death...Ex-Terminator. And don't forget that Ex-Terminator stole the hardcore belt during Survivor. Last week we seen Jason Drake nail The Zero with a titlebelt, but that was only a replica. The real belt is still in the possession of Creeping Death along with the Prime Time and the Internet belt.

ND: But its gonna be an intresting match.

(The lights slowly dim down as Kid Rock's "Bawitdaba" slowly fades into the arena, until the speakers finally blast the song loudly. After a bit, Jason Drake emerges onto the entranceway dressed in a pair of baggy blue jeans and a navy St. Louis Rams jersey bearing the name and number of Marshall Faulk. Drake finally walks down the aisle and climbs into the ring and climbs up onto the turnbuckle, taking a seat atop it and waiting for his opponent).

(The lights go out and moments later "Creeping Death" starts to play over the pa system. The Lights come back on again and Ex-Terminator comes out from behind the curtains and he marches down to the ring. Fellow members of Creeping Death follow him to the ring).

JP: Man, who does he have coming to the ring?? We see Ex-Terminator and then we see 4 other members of Creeping Death. But its hard to tell who's who with the caps and all the black they are wearing. I know for sure that one of them is Sparhawk and one of them is Zev Sanezca.

(They all reach ringside and they surrounded the ring, on every side one member of Creeping Death is positioned. Jason Drake looks around him and he sees that he is surrounded. Ex-Terminator then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

JP: The referee is explaining the rules to them. I feel bad for Jason Drake here. I mean he's the hardcore champion, and this also is a hardcore match, that means no dq!!! And I wouldn't want to be him with those guys around the ring.

ND: Yeah but don't forget that Drake got FAMILY!!!

JP: But he's a new member of the Royal Family , so you don't know if they first wanna see how he can handle himself!!

ND: The match is on and the two circle eachother for a few seconds. They lock up, but its the big guy who uses his size advantage and he just lifts Drake up and delivers a backdrop suplex. What a start!! Ex-T follows that up with an elbow drop, but Drake moves out of the way in time. Drake quickly back to his feet and he bounces in the ropes and comes off and summersaults and lands on Ex-T.

JP: Drake now picks Ex-T up and he wants to whip him in the ropes, but Ex-T reverses the whip and sends Drake in the ropes. Drake comes off and goes for a flying forearm, but ooooh Ex-T just catches him in the air!!! Now we really can see the difference in size and strength!! Ex-T is holding Drake up and now he even lifts him over his head!! And whammmm he drops Drake to the mat!!!

ND: Ex-T now with a legdrop on Drake and the early cover, 1.........2.....kickout. Ex-T picks Drake up and sends him in the ropes, Drake comes off and he ducks Ex-T's arm, bounces in the ropes again and comes off for a shoulder block. But Ex-T doesn't go down. Again, Drake in the ropes, comes off and another flying shouldertackle. But the big guy is still standing.

JP: Drake doesn't wait and he bounces himself in the ropes one more time and when he gets off he dropkicks Ex-T to the left knee. OOoh that took something out of Ex-T coz he goes down to one knee. Drake charges in now and another dropkick and Ex-T goes down to the mat!!! He did it!! Drake now starts climbing the turnbuckle. He's on top now and he dives off for a frogsplash and lands on Ex-T!! Excellent move!

ND: Drake now goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Drake bounces in the ropes, but its one of the Creeping Death members that grabs his right foot. Drake turns around towards the Creeping Death member. Ex-T got up now and he runs over to Drake and plants a knee in his back. Ex-T grabs Drake and sets him up for a piledriver and executes it!! Ex-T whips Drake in the ropes and wants to backdrop him.

JP: But Drake counters and hooks in a ddt and executes it!! Drake now goes scientific again as he hooks in a figure four leg lock. You see he got a game plan here, he's going for the knee and leg, coz if the big guy can't walk he can't beat him. Thats pretty clever. Drake got the submission move hooked in right and we see the look on Ex-T's face. He's in pain allright. The ref is checking if he wants to tap out, but Ex-T yells "NOOO".

ND: Ex-T is trying to reach for the ropes. About 7 seconds later he manages to reach the ropes and the ref makes Drake break the figure four leglock. Drake goes over to Ex-T right away and kicks him in the left knee, he's continuing to batter on that left leg and knee. Ex-T uses the ropes now to get back up, but you can see he's limping. Drake now bounces in the ropes, charges in and headscissor takedown!!! And again the big guy is down to the mat.

JP: Drake quickly to the turnbuckle and he climbs the top. He's facing the crowd now and goes for a moonsault and dives off. But oooooh Ex-T lifts his knees up at the last moment and Drake flies into the knees!!! Drake is in pain, but so is Ex-T. That left knee was already hurting, but this impact made it even worse!!! Ex-T drags himself over to the ropes and uses the ropes to get back up.

ND: Ex-T then slowly walks over to Drake and lifts him up and punches him in the stomache. He then whips Drake into the ropes. Drake comes off and Ex-T backdrops him to the mat. Ex-T limps over to Drake, but Drake lowblows him and spears the left leg!!! Man I think I even heard a snap!!! That was some move by the newcomer. Drake now goes over to Ex-T, but then we see that Sparhawk and Zev from Creeping Death slide in the ring and the two grab Drake and double suplex him to the mat.

JP: Then its Ex-T who gets back up and he motions to his fellow Creeping Death members that he can handle this himself and that they should leave the ring and leave ringside. The other Creeping Death members look at eachother and then they decide to leave ringside.

ND: Ex-T now to the second turnbuckle and he does an elbow drop on Drake. Ex-T kicks Drake in the gut and hooks in a jackhammer and executes it!!! Ex-T for the cover, 1...........2..............foot on the rope, no 3 count!! Drake got his foot on the rope. Ex-T now lifts Drake up and puts him on the topturnbuckle, and he climbs on after aswell. Ex-T sets Drake up for a chokeslam from the toprope, but WOW Drake kicks Ex-T in the chest to knock him away. And Drake then flies from the top turnbuckle and performs a modified Diamond Cutter!!!

JP: AMAZING!!! The Drake did it!!! His finisher THE AFTERSHOCK out of that chokeslam hold from the toprope. Drake goes for the cover now, 1...................2....................3.............yeah and he got the win!!! He got it!!! He's still undefeated.

(Then we see that the other 4 Creeping Death members who left earlier, are coming back. They slide in the ring and they start hammering down on Drake. Two of them hold Drake while the other two punch him down. They then wait till Ex-T is back up and Ex-T grabs Drake and does his finisher the ExTerminated on him!!).

(Then Exile, Roadblock, Joe Johnson and Kritical Kondition come running out towards the ring. Creeping Death slides out of the ring before they reach ringside and Creeping Death takes off through the crowd).

JP: Man, what a win for Drake here, but Creeping Death sure got their share here. And once and for all we saw that Creeping Death and The Royal Family still got it in for eachother. And I bet that Royal Family members Jason Drake and Sean Corvik want their titlebelts back.

(Commercials).

JP: Next up are Danny Christ and Joe Johnson. Only one week away from Havoc and we already know that Danny Christ is gonna face Exile there and that Joe Johnson is gonna face Dan Prohibition in a freaky Ladder match. But tonight its Christ vs. Johnson.

ND: And I got some special news for you. We have a special guest commentator for this match.

JP: Oh yeah...who?

(At that moment One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition comes walking out. The Hardcore Saint walks to the ring and the people cheer him on. He reaches ringside and the announcetable and shakes hands with John Pilchard and Neil Down. He then takes a seat and puts on his headphones).

Dan: Its good to be here, John, Neil.

JP: Its good having you Dan. But shouldn't you be preparing for your match with Sean Corvik later?

Dan: Trust me, I am totally prepared for that. Thing is just that I couldn't stay in the back for this match, I just have to see this at ringside.

JP: Well I can't blame you, it should be an excellent match.

(Then "96 quite bitter beings" by CKY starts to play and Miraculous Danny Christ comes walking out. He even shakes hands with some of the people down the aisle. He reaches ringside and walks around the ring and he nods when he sees Neil Down. He then uses the ringsteps to enter the ring, while he does that he grabs his chest).

ND: Yep, thats something I need to tell you. Christ has broken a couple of ribs during training earlier this week. So he's not totally fit to get in this fight. But he's not a quitter, he's not a no-shower, he's here and he's gonna give it his best. No matter what. He's the man, and he's gonna stay the man. Not many people would show up against a wrestler like Joe Johnson even if they were 100% in shape. And here we see Christ doing it slightly injured. Lots or respect for Christ!!

JP: Are you done now?

ND: Yes, I'm done.

(My own summer starts to blare over the speakers and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. He runs to the ring and gets both cheers and boos thrown to his head. He slides in the ring, goes over to the side where the announcers are sitting and he stares at Dan. Dan stands up and points at him).

Ding ding ding

(The bell rings and Christ starts right away and he grabs Joe from behind and rolls him up for a very early cover, but Joe kicks out right away).

JP: Sit down Dan, you'll get your chance next week.

Dan: I just can't wait to beat some sense into the so-called Hardcore Event. Everybody knows there's only one Hardcore Saint, there's only one Ultraviolet star!!

ND: Shss Christ is fighting.

JP: Christ grabs Joe and he whips him into the ropes. He comes off the ropes and he clotheslines Joe to the mat. Christ follows that up with bouncing in the ropes and coming off with a kneedrop to the face. Christ then grabs Joe's head and he ramms it 3 times into the mat. Christ quickly to his feet and he runs to the ropes, uses the second rope as a springboard and ....lionsault....but Joe lifts his knees up in time and Christ lands on top of them.

ND: Oooooh the ribs, the ribs!!!!

JP: Joe now is back up and he picks Christ up by the head and he hands out a couple of right hands and then does a snappmare. Joe picks Christ up by the head again and this time he whips Christ into the ropes, he comes off and ...oooooh overhead belly to belly suplex!!! Joe goes for the pin, 1.........2......kickout by Christ.

ND: Good job Christ!!! You can do it!! Joe again picks up Christ and he grabs him and......The Payback to Society (Evenflow ddt). OOOHH NOOOO!! Again Joe goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Christ could kick out again. Christ grabs his chest again. I tell you those knees to the ribs really made his injury worse.

JP: But you gotta give Joe Johnson credit for that, that was smart thinking.

Dan: Don't use those things in one sentence.....Joe Johnson and smart thinking.

ND: Hey stop it, fact is that Christ is injured here.

JP: Well he knew what he was doing when he stepped in the ring, so no need to complain.

ND: ...

JP: Joe got a hold of Christ and ....cradle suplex. Johnson follows that up with climbing the topturnbuckle and he jumps off and splashes on top off Christ. OOOh again those ribs!!!! He must have some broken ones by now.

ND: DUH.

JP: Joe is still in control and he grabs Christ and whips him in the corner and Christ flies into it and is hanging in a tree of woe position. And we know whats coming now don't we......baseball slide and.....The Cross of Burden!!!! I tell you, this thing is almost over!!

ND: Hey!!!

JP: Joe picks Christ up and he kicks him in the chest and we can see the look in Christ's face. He's in severe pain. Joe follows that up with a setting Christ up for a piledriver and yessss cradle piledriver. Joe for the cover, 1....................2.................oooh Christ kicked out in the last second.

JP: Joe grabs Christ and what is he doing now?? He is tieing Christ up in the ropes, his arms are spread out now. Christ looks like a cruxifix now. How ironic is that!!!! He's stuck now, he can't get out of the ropes.

ND: Someone help him. Ref!!! Get him out of there!!!

JP: The ref is trying to get Christ out of those ropes, but we also see that Joe Johnson slided to the outside and he just grabbed a steelchair from under the ring. He slides back in and OOOOH NOOO I know what he's gonna do. He's aiming for The Crown Of Crimson. Or in the other words, a smash to the face with that steelchair. Christ is helpless, he can't do a thing to defend himself. And.....BAMMMMM....Joe Johnson nailed Christ with the chair!!! What a bangg!!! And he is gonna do it again.

ND: This is insane......I'm going in....

(Neil Down takes off his headphone and gets up from his chair and goes to the ring and enters it. He stands in front of Joe Johnson now almost begging not to hurt Danny Christ. Neil Down holds up his hands, but Joe Johnson doesn't want any of it. He pushes Neil out of the way, but Neil doesn't go away. Joe then swings the chair and nails Neil with it).

JP: OOOOH MY GODDDD!!! NEIL!!!!

(Neil Down is knocked out and now we see that Joe Johnson is untieing Christ out of those ropes. He gets him out of there and Christ falls down.).

JP: Joe picks Christ up again and he hooks in the Cruxifixion and executes it!!! He got it!! Joe for the pin, 1....................2................3........yes, its over. Joe Johnson won this battle!!! He's going to Havoc with a win!!! He's raising his hands in the air now. ...Hey Dan what are you doing????

(Dan Prohibition takes off his headset and from under the announce table he grabs a razorbat and he runs to the ring. He slides in and he nails Joe Johnson with it. The Hardcore Event goes down and is busted open right away. Dan whacks the razor bat into Joe's head one more time and the blood is flowing).

JP: Dan then drops the razor bat and he slides out of the ring and takes off, leaving Joe laying in his own blood. I think we need some medics here, just look at it, we got Christ, Down and Johnson laying in the ring. And what does this mean for next week, man!!!

(Commercials).

(Just then Neil Down comes walking back down the aisle. He got a bandage around his head).

ND: HEY I HEARD THAT!!!

JP: Ooh, I think you're feeling better again huh??

ND: I feel like I have a hangover, man what a headache!!!

JP: Well thats what you get when you interfere in matches.

ND: Somebody needed to do it.

(At that moment "Damned if I do" by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He walks to the ring and uses the ringsteps to enter it. He then asks for a mic and starts to talk). Prez Cazzo: Hey San Diego!! (crowd cheers, cheap pop)

Prez Cazzo: Next week its HAVOC!!! EWCL's September PPV. Last week I already announced some of the matches for Havoc. But let me just refresh your memory. In the main event we got The Rage versus Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition. Then we got Dan Prohibition and Joe Johnson in a razor bat ladder match. And thirdly I announced that Exile and Danny Christ were in a fight together with the winner of Fazzer vs. The General. And as we all saw that The General won that match, he earned that spot.

But thats not all. Oooh noo. There is gonna be more. Another match will be Jason Drake versus Ex-Terminator for the Hardcore Title!!!! And that brings us to one person that you seen earlier tonight, who's not in a match yet, namely Fazzer. The Dark One!! I know you wanted a piece of Exile, hey who doesn't!! But well Fazzer as you lost that match against The General there aren't that many options for you. Let me see, we have Roadblock, or The Zero or The Mauler, but hey that wouldn't be nice for the crowd. So you will just have to wait what's in store for you at Havoc. Hahaha!!!

(Prez Cazzo then drops the mic and climbs out of the ring and leaves ringside while Damned if I do plays again).

(Commercials).

JP: OOh man, it looks like we got all the matches for Havoc scheduled.

ND: Except for Fazzers.

JP: Yeah but he had that one coming, considering he nailed the prez with a chair.

ND: Oooh, don't mention chairs will you.

JP: Ok, then let us go to our next match, and what a match it is. Dan Prohibition versus Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik. They have been at eachothers throat for a while.

ND: Hey they even showed us real unnecessary violence. KK made Exile smack him numerous times with a chair and Dan had Axl Rose....

JP: Axle Rotten.

ND: Had Johnny Rotten...

JP: AXLE ROTTEN!!

ND: Had Axle Rotten do the same thing to him with a chair.

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for Sean Corvik).

(Angry again starts to play and Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik makes his way to the ring. Just like Joe Johnson some people cheer for him, while some boo, although the greater part boos him. He doesn't seem to notice it at all and he walks to ringside. Corvik calmly circles the ring. Dan looks as if he wants to fight already, but Sean backs into a corner and looks in his eyes, and grabs a microphone from the ringside announcer).

Corvik: Your impatience will cost you, little boy.

ND: We're finally gonna find out what stipulation KK has for Dan!

JP: Remember that Corvik places the blame of his cousin Alexis' death on Dan Prohibition, and oh my, this could be anything. It could be a thumbtack match, a Stairway to Hell match, anything.

Corvik: So without any further ado, these are the rules. They are very simple, and I'm sure even you, Dan, can understand them. Number one, the count-out rule is in effect.

ND: Um...

Corvik: Number two, the disqualification rule is in effect. Number three, a closed fist is illegal.

JP: What the hell?!

Corvik: That's right, Dan. You've been training hardcore for nothing. This is a little thing called a "scientific match." Your worst nightmare. Enjoy.

(Sean Corvik then throws down the microphone and the bell rings).

JP: This is gonna be intresting. A scientific match. Dan looks confused, but he is also nodding his head now. He agrees to it, well he has to.

ND: The two circle eachother for about 10 seconds and then lock up. Dan pushes KK into the corner and chops him on the chest. KK then pushes Dan and they lock up again. Its KK who pushes Dan backwards now. Again the two circle eachother for a couple of seconds. They lock up for the third time and then its KK who does an armdrag takedown and Dan goes to the mat. KK holds on to Dan's arm and hooks in an armlock.

JP: Dan gets up to his feet, but KK is still holding on to his arm. KK then whips Dan in the ropes, Dan comes off and a clothesline by Corvik. KK jumps on top of Dan and hooks in a headlock. He's trying to keep Dan on the mat. He's really showing him a different style of wrestling here. Can Dan handle that?? Dan is trying to get out of the headlock and now he elbows KK in the face. Another elbow and KK lets go of the headlock.

ND: Dan to his feet and a kick to the gut and ooooh swinging neckbreaker.....out of nowhere!!! Dan grabs KK by the hair and sends him in the corner. He charges in after, but KK lifts his foot up and Dan flies facefirst into the big boot. KK to the second turnbuckle and he jumps off with a flying forearm that takes Dan down to the mat. KK for the cover, 1.........2.......kickout by Dan.

JP: KK grabs Dan and he goes for a hiptoss, but Dan uses his aerial strenght and does a flip and lands back on his feet and counters by clotheslining KK to the mat. Dan hops up and goes for KK and yeahhhh Skeladriver (falcons arrow)!!! Dan goes for the pin now, but he only a two count. Dan back in control as he waits till KK gets back to his feet. Dan is motioning to KK to bring it on. KK just smirks and the two circle eachother again.

ND: They lock up and then its Dan who whips KK into the ropes. KK comes off the ropes and he slides through the legs of Dan, gets up and Insanity's embrace (superkick) to the face and Dan goes down to the mat!!! KK for the cover, 1..................2.........kickout. KK has a grin on his face now as he picks Dan up and this time its him who tells Dan to bring it on.

JP: And again they circle eachother and lock up. Dan waistlocks KK, but KK counters by elbowing Dan and setting him up for a reverse ddt and executes it. KK into the ropes, comes off and he does a legdrop on Dan. KK totally in the advantage and he grabs Dan and he does the Asphyxiation (rolling fisherman's buster). This could be it for KK. He goes for the pin, 1.................2................but somehow Dan kicked out.

ND: KK grabs Dan by the hair and he sends him in the ropes, Dan comes off and ooooh counters with a spinning heelkick that takes KK to the mat. Dan doesn't waste anytime and he climbs the topturnbuckle and dives off frogsplashing on KK!!!! Dan now for the pin, this could be it, 1................2..............nooooo kickout by KK.

JP: Dan goes over to KK and he kicks him in the head for about 5 times. KK then grabs the leg and pulls it and Dan falls down to the mat. KK hooks in an anklelock, but Dan is rather close to the ropes and he reaches them and the ref makes KK break the hold. KK charges in now, but Dan counters by backdropping KK to the mat.

ND: Dan bodyslamms KK to the mat and he starts climbing the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and he dives off and.....Flying Guillotine!!! What a move!!! Dan goes for the cover, 1...............2.............and.....nooo kickout by KK. In the very last moment he kicked out. Dan almost had it here, matter of a second. Dan can't believe it. He almost beat KK in his own game here.

JP: Dan slides to the outside and he goes over to Lydia and grabs his stopsign. Lydia remembers him about the rules for this match and Dan drops the stopsign to the floor. He then looks over to the ref, who is already counting him. 6..............7...............8..........Dan quickly rolls back in the ring. He goes over to KK and picks him up, but KK counters with big punch to the face, followed by a fyling bulldog.

ND: KK whips Dan in the ropes now, he comes off, but now its Dan who reverses a move. He kicks KK in the gut and hooks in the Straight Edge Spike, but wait.......KK pushes Dan off him and hooks in The Darkest Hour!!! He hooked in his submission move!!! Dan is trying to hang in, but the pain is just too much for him, its just too much. Nobody can handle this!!! And.....and....Dan is tapping out!!! He tapped out and KK won this match.

JP: KK won this match, but he continues to hook the Darkest Hour on Dan. Dan is unconscious now!!! The ref is making him stop but KK is not letting go. Somebody stop this. Neil....get in there.

ND: Nooo way!!!

(My own summer starts to play and Joe Johnson comes running out. He slides in the ring and at the same moment KK lets go off the Darkest Hour and then Joe Johnson grabs the unconscious Dan and hooks him in his own submission move the Painkiller, an elevated sharpshooter. KK slides out of the ring and from the announcerstable he grabs a bottle of water, he gets back in the ring and he splashes it on Dan so he's awake to feel the Painkiller. At that moment "American Badass" starts to play and The Rage comes running out. He runs to the ring and the crowd goes wild. KK quickly slides out of the ring and climbs over the guardrail into the crowd and takes off. We see that The Rage also goes into the crowd and goes after KK).

JP: OOOh my!!!! In the ring Joe is still holding Dan in that submission move. Referees are now coming in to stop him. Its unbelievable!!! And they make him break the hold!!! (Commercials).

JP: Before the commercials we saw how Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik defeated Dan Prohibition. In a few moments we are gonna see how The Rage is gonna perform one week before the big match. Question is if The Rage will still be Universal Champion. Considering Exile's winning streak, The Rage really is in trouble.

ND: Yeah and if you are able to defeat Danny Christ then you are pretty good. But then again The Rage also beat Danny Christ at Survivor. So this could be a tough match.

(Extreme Days by DC Talk starts to play and Exile comes strutting out. He struts his way to the ring, enters it and raises his arm high up in the air).

( The Titantron gradually brightens into life, displaying disjointed images like a slideshow of memories... sepia remembrances and flickering triumphs to the opening riff of Kid Rock's 'American Bad Ass'. The fans go ballistic, lifting for the entrance of the EWCL Champion The Rage. Upon either side of the ramp two enormous explosions threaten the very roof of the auditorium, and as the brightness fades ever so slightly he is there at the top of the ramp. He watches the crowd with that deadly ebon gaze as they holler for the Champion, chanting his name. Burning bright and strong for several moments, the pyro eventually fades, until finally five words flash blindingly in white across the Jumbo Screen, leaving the familiar imprint of lightning upon the vision of the fans... 'The Revelation is at Hand'. With those words, he makes his slow way down towards Exile).

JP: The Rage slides in the ring and goes straight for Exile, but the referee comes in between the two and seperates them from eachother. He first needs to tell them the rules for this match and then they can start to beat the crap out of eachother.

ND: Thats the first time I heard you say the word "crap".

JP: Shut the hell up, Neil!!!

ND: And thats the first time I heard you say "hell".

JP: NEIL!!!

ND: The Rage and Exile are staring at eachother while the ref is explaining the rules. Let me refresh you all that this is a title match. The title can only change hands if Exile wins by pinfall or by submission. Now that we know that lets focus back on the ring. We see that the ref is finally done with his preaching and this match can begin.

JP: The ref is ready and The Rage and Exile storm at eachother and the two start brawling all over the ring. Exile pounds The Rage in the corner, but The Rage lifts Exile up and places him in the corner and gives him four hard chops to the chest that make the crowd go "oooooh". The Rage then grabs Exile's arm and he whips him into the opposite corner. The Rage charges in right after, but Exile moves out of the way and The Rage flies shoulderfirst into the ringpost. OOooh thats gotta hurt.

ND: Exile goes to the toprope and waits till The Rage is back up and then he flies off with a clothesline that nearly decapitates The Rage. Exile then puts The Rage in a full nelson slam and executes it. Exile then quickly goes to the toprope again for a moonsault, but The Rage moves out of the way and Exile lands on the mat. The Rage grasps for air and rolls himself out of the ring for a bit. He circles the ring and then slides back in.

JP: Exile charges in and again a brawl starts. But The Rage gets the upperhand now as he comes in with some right hands to the face of Exile. He then takes Exile down with sidewalk slam. The Rage then locks in an armlock on Exile's left arm, but Exile gets to his feet and rams The Rage, with his shoulder into the corner. Exile then whips The Rage into the ropes and sets him up for a backdrop but The Rage nails Exile with a knee to the face.

ND: The Rage quickly hits Exile with a backside slam. The Rage grabs Exile once again and executes a t-bone suplex and he goes for the cover, 1..........2..........kickout. The Rage then looks over to the ramp and he sees Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition standing on the ramp. KK is watching this match from there and is intrested in whats happening right here. The Rage walks over to the side and leans into the ropes and stares back at KK. He doesn't notice that Exile is back up and is sneaking up behind him. The crowd is trying to warn The Rage, but he's too focussed on KK.

JP: Exile comes up from behind and he lowblows The Rage and O'Connor goes down to his knees. Exile gets a hold of The Rage's head and he drags it over to the corner and ramms it into the second turnbuckle. ......2......3.......4........5...... .6........7........8..........9........10... Exile then places Rage's head under the bottom ropes and he uses his foot on the rope to choke the life out of The Rage. The ref is counting till 5 and by 5 he makes Exile break the choke.

ND: Exile lets go off the chokehold and he grabs The Rage by the head and he just throws him over the toprope to the outside. If this was a royal rumble then The Rage would have been eliminated.

JP: But this is not a royal rumble.

ND: Well I said IF you know!!

JP: Anyway, The Rage is on the concrete floor trying to get up with help of the apron. Meanwhile Exile rolled himself out of the ring and he walks over to The Rage. He grabs The Rage's head and drags him over to the ringpost and whacks his head into it. BAMM!!! Exile with a kick to the gut and then goes for an irish whip and The Rage flies into the corner where Jay Blue and the timekeeper are sitting. OOOOH MY!!!! The Rage just flies straight into Jay and the timekeeper!!!!

ND: What a mess in that corner there!!! Now Exile goes over and lifts him up and sets The Rage up on the guardrail. Exile now on the guardrail aswell and he wants to grab The Rage, but The Rage counters with a kick to the midsection and a ddt!!!! WOOOOAAHHH A DDT THAT SENDS EXILE WITH HIS HEAD IN THE GUARDRAIL!!!! MAN, that must hurt!!! Both men down on the floor now.

JP: Its hard to tell from this angle, but I think its The Rage who is slowly getting back up. Yeah, I am right, its The Rage. He got a hold of Exile now and they walk towards the apron and he rolls Exile back into the ring. The Rage uses the ringsteps to get on the apron and he climbs the turnbuckle. The Rage on top now and he jumps off and performs a legdrop on Exile. The Rage goes for the cover and, 1.............2............oooh kickout by Exile.

ND: The Rage picks Exile up and he uppercuts him and lifts him up for a gordbuster and executes it!!! The Rage then goes to the turnbuckle once again. He's standing on top now, stares one more time down the ramp and then decides to dive off. OOOOH BABY!!! Exile got back up in the meantime and he grabs The Rage out of the air and executes a powerslam!!!! Exile for the pin, but ooooh a near fall, but only a two count. This is some match, it still can go either way.

JP: Exile is strutting through the ring now, he circles The Rage and then finally picks him up by the hair. He sets him up for a rockbottom, but The Rage reverses and grabs Exile and delivers a spinebuster. The Rage landed on top of Exile and now he's handing out punches while he is still seated on him!! The Rage gets up and grabs Exile and irish whips him, but Exile reverses the whip and sends The Rage extremely hard backfirst into the corner. So hard that The Rage bounces back from the turnbuckles.

ND: Exile then charges in on The Rage and goes for a spear, but HOLY SHITT!!!! The Rage reversed that spear and hooks in a piledriver and executes it!!! I have never seen someone reverse a spear like that!!! I can't believe what I just saw!!! The Rage is back up and he waits till Exile does the same. The Rage goes over and.......The REVELATION!!!! ITS OVER!!!!

JP: But The Rage is not going for the pin. Why not??? Why isn't he going for the win here?? The Rage stares at KK who is still standing on the ramp and then The Rage goes over to Exile and he grabs Exiles right arm in his left, he turns him over, locking the arm between his legs, and then pulls up the right leg. Its a standing modified gansta stretch. But there's one thing I can tell you and that is, ITS PRETTY PAINFULL!! Exile is screaming it out from the pain here.

ND: The Rage is staring at the ramp and at KK who is still standing there, while he got that submission move on Exile. Exile taps out now, but The Rage doesn't let go. It seems like The Rage came up with an answer to Corvik's Darkest Hour. But look at the eyes off The Rage, so intense, it looks like he is in a different world!!

JP: Only now he finally lets go off the hold. The Rage raises his arms and steps out of the ring, collects his Universal Title belt and while he does that he continues to stare at Sean Corvik.

JP: Man, next week is gonna be the eruption of the EWCL volcano. And it involves two men, The Rage and Kritical Kondition, and the outcome is UNKNOWN. All we can say is, BE THERE!!!!! BE THERE AT HAVOC NEXT WEEK!!!!

(Then the screen fades to black and this Venom is over).