VENOM - 20/10/2001

(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. New Universal Champion The Punisher, Kritical Kondition, Dan Prohibition, Super Trouper, Joe Johnson, Fazzer, Exile and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.

Then we see clips of last weekend. Highlights of Wreckoning are shown. We see Brody James win the battle royal, we see how Saphio wins the cage match with Fazzer. After that scenes are shown of the threeway match between Kritical Kondition, Joe Johnson and Exile. The titantron shows how Mystic comes out and helps KK. Finally we see clips of the main event of last week. We see how The Rage does his revelation, but that Prez Cazzo refuses to count. We see the entire screwjob and how Prez Cazzo nails The Rage with a chair and how The Punisher does his Gavel and wins the match and the Universal Title. Last thing we see is how The Rage walks off after he got fired by Prez Cazzo. After those moments we go to our commentators for the evening).

John Pilchard: Welcome Kansas!!! EWCL is back and I am back! After being absent for a week, I am back. Coz of circumstances I could make it out here tonight.

Neil Down: Circumstances huh. I bet if The Rage wouldn't have been fired that you wouldn't be here right now.

JP: I rather not respond to that Neil. All I wanna say though is that I enjoyed last weeks Wreckoning alot. Especially the ending. Sorry for not being objective, but The Rage assaulted me in my own house so I can be glad that he lost that way and got fired, can't I.

ND: Well well well finally you show some emotion, John.

JP: Can you blame me! Screw The Rage, there I said it, I feel great now he's gone!! Hah its out. I hope we are gonna look at that screwjob one more time later.

ND: I'm sure we will John. I mean Wreckoning was one of the hottest and most succesful ppv's the EWCL has ever seen. Words are even that if Wreckoning would have competed in the Holy Shit Awards, that it would have won best ppv. But thats only speculating.

JP: Ok, lets talk about tonight then. 6 matches in store for you tonight. In the main event new Universal Champion The Punisher is getting his first big title defense. Can he do it?

ND: Its gonna be a tough one for the all american hero The Punisher, he doesn't have one but two opponents in Mystic and Exile. And when I'm honoust, I don't think that The Punisher is gonna stand a chance.

JP: Don't say that Neil. The Punisher got the people behind him and he represents the entire USA, he got the power and the stuff to pull it off.

ND: What about that match between Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson then? What you think of that?

JP: I can't wait for that one after last week. Its down to two now, only Sean and Joe left to settle who was the real big man in the Royal Family. Sean's Internet Title will be on the line here. And I wonder if we are gonna see Mystic again, coz last week it was him who started the massacre that resulted in a countout.

ND: Another big match people is gonna be a 3 falls match between Commissioner Saphio and Super Trouper.

JP: Yes sir. First fall is for the number one contender spot for the Prime Time Title. Second fall is for Super Troupers Hardcore Title and the third fall is for the commissionership. Thats gonna be promising.

ND: Also don't forget the match between Dan Prohibition and Ex-Terminator.

JP: The Texas Death Match. Last week we saw how a jealous Ex-Terminator attacked Dan and sent him through that barbewired board table. That all happend in Japan during a Death Match tournament. Now tonight Dan and Ex-Terminator are back and gonna settle it right here.

ND: And the first match of the evening is Crimson versus Warlock. Two wrestlers that haven't really impressed yet sofar in the EWCL.


Crimson vs. Warlock

JP: A match that we are not gonna see live as this match already took place earlier tonight as a dark match. Here's a summary:

(This match saw 7 minutes of good action. Crimson had finally taken over on the game of Warlock with a running clothesline. Unfortunately it knocks Warlock into the ref. Its Crimson then with a storm of kicks and punches. Crimson then goes to the top for his finisher, the shooting star press, but Warlock gets up in time and Crimson to the mat. After that its Warlock who sets Crimson up for his Twist of Fate and for the 3 count).

(Commercials).

Winner: Warlock


(We come back from the commercials and we go straight to Prez Cazzo's office. We hear alot of noise and when the cameraman enters the office we see balloons everywhere, we see open champaigne bottles, we even see panties that belong to Pamela. The camera then shows Prez Cazzo who has a bottle of champaign in his hand and at the same moment he's singing and shouting).

Prez Cazzo: (drunk and singing in his best Michael Jackson imitation) "Beat it.....Beat it.......I told The Rage to beat it"..hihi.....

(Prez Cazzo then notices the camera and stops singing).

Prez Cazzo: Ooohooo "Party for the entire crew"!!!

(At that moment its EWCL's financial advisor Bo Lucas who comes walking in. He sees the prez and looks a bit confused about what he sees).

Prez Cazzo: Heyyyy, Bo! Who's gonna win the Major League?

Bo Lucas: What??

Prez Cazzo: Oh I thought "Bo knows baseball".

Bo Lucas: Different Bo, Eric.

Prez Cazzo: Ah, who cares, just grab a bottle and join me.

Bo Lucas: Can I just say that you have been celebrating for a week now. Ain't it time to get back to business?

Prez Cazzo: Back to business? Just last week I got rid off The Rage and that just calls for a celebration, a huge celebration. The way he lost that match, oh man he got what he deserved with his scam.

Bo Lucas: Apparently not everybody joins your opinion on that.

Prez Cazzo: What do you mean with that?

Bo Lucas: What I mean is, that I got a call from one of our sponsors today.

Prez Cazzo: And..?

Bo Lucas: And that sponsor is withdrawing his money as of now.

Prez Cazzo: Really?

Bo Lucas: Yes unfortunately. Now that The Rage is gone, they no longer see any future and prospect in the EWCL.

Prez Cazzo: Aahhhh whats one sponsor!! Money, isn't everything right now. Thats what that whole thing with Grimm and the XPCW and The Rage was all about. He wanted money, but now he got nothing.

Bo Lucas: So there's nothing you are gonna do to try and keep that sponsor?

Prez Cazzo: Hell nooo. It's only one sponsor and hey if they liked The Rage then they better get the hell out anyway.....Besides if they see my new signing then the sponsors are gonna stand in line again..... Now who wants some more champaign??!!??

Bo Lucas: This is not the only thing Eric, there are more things going on that you should know about.

Prez Cazzo: Bo, not now ok. Another time please.

Bo Lucas: But...

Prez Cazzo: Not buts Bo, go out and count the money we are making tonight ok.

(Bo Lucas shakes his head and disappointed he leaves the office).

(We then go back to the commentators).

JP: That was intresting. I wonder what more Bo Lucas wanted to say?

ND: Who cares, all I wonder about is if there's still enough champain left after the show.

JP: Well then we better go to our next match then.


Steel Brasco/"Non-Hardcore" Brody James vs. The Mauler/"The Armageddon" Cerberus

JP: Its time for a tagteammatch. On one side we have Steel Brasco and Brody James and on the other side we have The Mauler and Cerberus. And we have to go back to last week to understand this match. You probly can still remember, last week after Saphio's match with Fazzer, it was Cerberus who attacked Saphio. Brody James came to rescue, but he got brutally assaulted by Super Trouper. Steel came to help out but got double teamed by Cerberus and Super Trouper.

ND: And the way Mauler fits in all this is quite simple. Brody James is the new Prime Time Champion and Mauler still got the belt. I wonder if Mauler brings the title with him. If he does then we know that he agrees to Brody's stipulation. If Brody pins or makes Mauler submit he gets the titlebelt, if Brody can't pin Mauler, Mauler gets a titleshot.

JP: Simple as that.

(Bodies by Drowning Pool starts to play and The Mauler and "The Armageddon" Cerberus come walking out. The Mauler is wearing the Prime Time titlebelt around his waist. The two get booed by the crowd. They enter the ring and Mauler raises the titlebelt in the air and gets even more booed).

JP: Mauler sure didn't make himself more popular lately. Especially after kidnapping Swamp Fox, or whatever that was suppose to be. Does he really think he gets a titleshot at the Punishers Universal Title for that?

ND: You never know John, you never know.

(Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco and Prime Time Champion "Non-Hardcore" Brody James come walking out. The crowd cheers the two on and Steel and Brody shake the hands of the fans on their way down the aisle. Once they reach ringside they stare at their opponents. Brody already saw that Mauler got the titlebelt with him and Brody is ready and slides in. Steel follows right behind him).

JP: Brody and Steel slide in and go for Mauler and Cerberus, but Mauler slides out of the ring right away. He's on the outside now, and Brody James slides to the outside aswell and chases Mauler. But OOOOOHHHH NOOOO suddenly Mauler stops and turns towards Brody James and nails him with that Prime Time TitleBelt!!! And Brody goes down to the concrete. Mauler now ramms that titlebelt into the midsection of Brody James!!

ND: In the ring Steel and Cerberus are trading punches. Steel gets the upperhand and he sends Cerberus into the ropes and when he comes off he backdrops Cerberus to the mat. Steel then looks to the outside and still sees Mauler using that belt on Brody. Steel doesn't hesitate on bit and he runs towards the nearest corner, jumps on the turnbuckle and jumps off for a missile dropkick to the outside and hits Mauler right in the face!!!! Ooooh man, did you see that!!!

JP: Only time we saw that before, was when Cazzo did that in his time, he called it the VeeZeeKick!! Now Steel Brasco did it and Mauler went down! Steel got back to his feet and he grabs Mauler and ramms his fist into his face. But then it is Cerberus who comes in with a baseball slide into the back of Steel and he goes to the ground. Cerberus rolls himself to the outside now and he picks Steel up and drags him over to the ringpost and ramms his head into the steelringpost!!! Bamm!!!

ND: Meanwhile Mauler picked up Brody James and he wants to do the same thing that Cerberus just did. Mauler drags Brody to the corner and oooh Brody blocks and he ramms Maulers head into the ringpost!! Bamm!! Brody then grabs Mauler again and he rolls him back into the ring. Brody then runs in on Cerberus and takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head!! Steel gets back up to his feet and both Brody and Steel roll Cerberus into the ring.

JP: So please can this match start now!

ND: I think so.

JP: Its gonna be Brody and Cerberus starting off. They tie up and its Cerberus with a knee to the ribs. Cerberus bounces himself into the ropes, he comes off and goes for a kick to the midsection. But Brody counters and he grabs the leg, but its Cerberus with a enziguiri!!! Brody down to the mat!! Cerberus towards the corner and ....oooooh split-legged moonsault!!! What a move!!! Perfectly executed!! Cerberus for the pin, 1...........2...........kickout.

ND: Cerberus grabs Brody by the hair and he sends him into the ropes. While Brody flies in the ropes, Cerberus tags in Mauler. And when Brody comes off the ropes Mauler and Cerberus doubleclothesline him to the mat!! Cerberus and Mauler both start to kick and stomp at Brody now. Steel wants to come in, but the referee is holding him back and is not letting him get in the ring!!

JP: How unfair!! He should get Cerberus out of there, not Steel!! Ahhh, finally.....Cerberus goes to his corner now! But the damage is already done. Mauler with another kick to the face and then he picks up Brody James and sends him into the ropes. Brody comes off and Mauler takes him down with a karate kick!! Mauler raises his arms in the arm, oooh man just hear that crowd go! They sure can't stand the guy!

ND: Brody is trying to get to his corner now, but Mauler is not letting him!! He picks up Brody again and hits him with a couple of punches. He then sends him into the corner and Brody flies in backfirst!! Mauler then charges in and wants to go for his Gore!! But woww, did you see that!!??!! Brody reversed that Gore into a piledriver!!! Man, amazing!!! And Brody now rolls himself over to his corner and yeahh he tags in Steel!

JP: Yess Steel comes in!!! Steel charges in on Mauler and clotheslines him to the mat. Cerberus comes in, but Steel also clotheslines him to the mat!! Steel grabs Mauler, sends him in the ropes and he backdrops him to the mat again!! Steel goes to pick up Mauler, but then its Cerberus who comes up from behind and delivers a reverse ddt on him!!! Mauler right away to his own corner and he tags in Cerberus. Cerberus lifts up Steel and......END OF DAYS!!!! A powerbomb into an X-Factor!!!

ND: Way to go Cerberus!! He goes for the cover now, is this it, 1............2.........but last second kickout by Steel!! Cerberus grabs Steel and sends him in the ropes again, he goes for the clothesline, but Steel ducks the arm, comes off the ropes again and he hooks in a ddt and executes it!! Steel to his feet again and he picks Cerberus up and he runs to a corner and slamms his opponents head into the topturnbuckle!! And another time!!! But ooooh Mauler comes charging in now and he clotheslines Steel to the mat!!!

JP: He never saw that one coming!!! Cerberus now to the second rope and he jumps off for a legdrop and hits it!!! Cerberus then tags in Mauler again. Mauler goes straight for Steel and sends him in the ropes. When Steel hits the ropes, Brody taps him on the back for the tag. Steel comes off the ropes and he slides through the legs of Mauler. And right after its Brody James who charges in on Mauler and executes a frankensteiner!!!

ND: Hey who's that on the ramp? Its.....Super Trouper.....why is he out?? What does he want?? Does he want that Prime Time Title that bad or what?? Or is he here to help out Cerberus and Mauler?? We don't know! Super Trouper starts to walk down the aisle to the ring.....But its......its SAPHIO!!! Saphio comes out from behind the curtains now and what ....what is he carrying??

JP: He got MAGGIE with him!!! Maggie his private bowlingball!!! Saphio charges in on Super Trouper and HOLY SHIT!!!! BAMMMM!! Saphio just nailed Super Trouper in the head with that bowling ball!!! Maggie is back, oh yes she's back allright!! Super Trouper went down and he's slowly trying to get back up. Saphio wants to swing at him again, but he doesn't have the chance, coz there are already referees out here to break the thing up. Man, thats a first that there are referees out to break something up before it gets out of hand. But damn, what does that mean for the match we are gonna see later tonight. Saphio vs. Super Trouper, what a bout!!

ND: Whats also important is whats going on in the ring. Brody and Mauler are the legal men in the ring. Brody got Mauler in a chinlock at the moment. Brody then irish whips his opponent in the ropes and when Mauler comes off, he does a flying forearm that takes him to the mat!! Brody goes for the cover, 1.............2............but its Cerberus who comes in and interferes!! He stomps Brody in the head. The ref tries to get Cerberus out of there, but its not working.

JP: We see Steel Brasco also coming in now, he runs towards Cerberus and he clotheslines him over the toprope to the outside. Steel slides to the outside right after and he and Cerberus start to get it on. In the ring Brody picks up Mauler, but its Mauler with a lowblow. Mauler then quickly lifts up Brody and executes a piledriver!! Thats the first part of his finisher Clockwork!! Now only thing left is a moonsault!!!

ND: Mauler goes to the topturnbuckle. He faces the crowd and he jumps off, but ooooooh yeah Brody moved out of the way in time!!! Mauler landed on the mat!!! Brody quickly hooks in his REALITY BITES (boston crab) and Mauler is in severe pain and yeahhhh Mauler taps out!!!! Mauler tapped out and Brody James and Steel Brasco get the win!!!

JP: Brody gets up and raises his hands and then he looks over to where Steel is. Steel and Cerberus are still brawling on the outside. Brody leans over the ropes to help Steel. But he is not aware of the Mauler who slowly got back to his feet again. Mauler moves in towards Brody and Mauler got that titlebelt again and he BAMMMMM nails Brody in the back of the head with that belt!!! He probly thinks, if you want the belt, here you got it!!!

ND: Brody goes down and Mauler now throws the titlebelt to Cerberus and WHACK!!! Cerberus nails Steel with it and Steel also goes down!!! Our winners are down now! That doesn't sound good! Mauler and Cerberus now take off, but not before Cerberus throws the titlebelt back into the ring and it lands right next to Brody James.

(Commercials).

Winners: Steel Brasco/"Non-Hardcore" Brody James


JP: Welcome back people. We still have alot for you in store here tonight, so stay tuned.

ND: Next up is a ma....

(All of a sudden "Born of a broken man" starts to play and Exile appears on the entranceway. The crowd starts to boo him right away. Exile got a bottle of tequila in one hand and a cigarette in his mouth. He wears his long trenchcoat. He just stands on the ramp. He then looks behind him and sees the big EWCL Logo. Exile throws the bottle of tequila against the EWCL logo. Exile then takes the cigarette out of his mouth and grabs a mic out of his pocket).

Exile: I have seen the ravages of grief, And felt the torn heart-strings' blows In a wind-whipped world: Oft-times have I stared in savage disbelief At those fierce forces Nature's hurled. What is it marks us out to bow,What power transforms our souls like light? What beauty carves with ebb and flow us, carved from the empty night? What silence wreaks a vengeful hand And steals away our baser song: What trickling of the wind-swept sand Delivers us from all our wrong ?

What is it shapes our mystery, What leads us, battled, to our prayer: What breaks our mould and sets us free, And sets us, sets us - sets us there? and I, to tears, must sigh and weep, And in my hour must grieve like this:'Tis better - must - to live, not sleep, And take the terror with the kiss.

(Exile drops the mic and he then throws hit lit cigarette at the logo, the logo that is covered with alcohol. Only moments after the whole logo is set in a blaze. Exile stays on the ramp and looks at the logo burning down. From the back we see how some of the crew members come out with fire extinquishers and they are trying to stop the fire. Exile looks at it for another couple of seconds and then just turns around leaves).

JP: What a nerve!!! He just mocks with the EWCL!! The place that pays his salary, the place that gave him all the success he has. What a nerve!!

ND: The guy sure went through a change lately. Thats what you get when you hang out too much with KK and Joe. Although it seems that Exile went crazy after the Royal Family split apart. Fascinating.

JP: Sure is, but hmm I just heard that we are going to commercials again so the crew can stop that fire and everything. So we'll be right back again.

(Commercials).


Dan Prohibition vs. Ex-Terminator - Texas Death Match

JP: Ok, we are back and it looks like the fire is out and we can continue our show again. The EWCL logo is all gone though.

ND: Our next match now is between Dan Prohibition and Ex-Terminator. Like we stated before Ex-Terminator stabbed Dan in the back last week in Japan. Dan had just won the final match in the Death Match tournament, when Ex-T came out and attacked the weakend Dan and threw him through a barbewired board!! Now they are back in the USA and its time for a match, a Texas Death Match. So your opponent needs to be down for 10 seconds to get the win.

JP: Another thing is that the winner of this match will get a title match for the hardcore title on of the next weeks. So lets get it on.

(Seek and Destroy by Metallica starts to play and Ex-Terminator comes walking out. The tall guy wears his Creeping Death shirt. Ex-Terminator is alone so Amy is not joining him to the ring. Ex-T hears all the boos, but continues his walk to the ring and enters it).

(One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan looks Ex-Terminator straight in the eye).

JP: The ref explains the rules and this match can start!!

Ding ding ding

ND: The match starts and the two start to brawl from the start. Its Ex-T with a big right hand, but Dan returns the favour!! And this goes on for a while. Then it is Dan who sends Ex-T into a corner and charges in and splashes on top off Ex-T. Dan then chops Ex-T to the chest. Just hear that crowd go "oooh". And Dan with another chop to the chest!! But oooh Ex-T reverses and he lifts Dan up and delivers a spinebuster!!

JP: Nice move by the big guy. Ex-T picks Dan up and he whips him into the ropes, he comes off and.....shouldertackle by Ex-T!! Dan to the mat, and Ex-T follows that up with a big elbow on top off Dan!! Ex-T then quickly to the corner and he starts to climb the turnbuckle. He is standing on top now and he dives off for his diving headbutt!!! But OOOOOOHHH Dan moved out of the way and Ex-T flies headfirst into the mat!!!

ND: Dan jumps on top off Ex-T and hooks in a crippler crossface!! Ex-T is screaming it out from the pain here!! But there's no use in tapping out, coz its a Texas Death Match. Dan is just doing this move to inflict as most pain as possible!! .....Now he finally lets go. Dan picks up Ex-T and sends him into the ropes, he comes off and ooh hangmans neckbreaker by The Hardcore Saint!!

JP: Dan goes to the topturnbuckle now. He stands on top and yesss he dives off for a frogsplash and hits it!!!! What a dive!!! And Dan gets up and motions to the ref to start counting. The ref starts his count, 1........2..........3..........4.........5...........6................7........and then Ex-T gets back up again. This is not over yet!!

ND: Dan picks Ex-T up, and lifts him up for The Penance of your Sins, but Ex-T counters and backdrops Dan to the mat!! Ex-T slowly bounces in the ropes and comes off and kicks Dan in the head and Dan goes to the mat again!! Ex-T grabs Dan by the hair and he lifts Dan on top of the turnbuckle. Ex-T climbs on after aswell and he grabs Dan and......OOOOH YEAHHHHH SUPERPLEX by Ex-Terminator!!!

JP: Now it is Dan who's down and the ref starts his count again, 1.....2........3..........4........5..........6........7.........8......but Dan gets up just in time. Ex-T with another kick to the head of Dan, but Dan shakes it off. Ex-T bounces in the ropes, and he goes for his big boot, but Dan ducks the boot and gets in a SUPERKICK of his own and the Creeping Death leader goes down!!! Man what a kick to the face!!!

ND: Dan now back to the ropes again and he climbs the toprope and ......FLYING GUILLOTINE by Dan!!! This could be it!!! Again the ref starts to count, 1.........2......3.....4........5........6............7.............8.....but like before its not over yet, Ex-T gets back to his knees. Dan goes over and grabs his head, but Ex-T with a lowblow!! He then sends Dan into the ropes and when he comes off he grabs Dan by the throat and executes a chokeslam!!! OOOH MAN!!!

JP: Ex-T now slides to the outside and he grabs the ringbell. He rolls back in, goes over to nail Dan with it, but Dan blocks it and he spears Ex-T to the mat!!! And OOOOH that ringbell landed on top of Ex-T's face, that gotta hurt!!!! Dan grabs the ringbell and lays it on the mat, he then picks up Ex-T and he's gonna try another Penance of your Sins now!! AND yesss Dan piledrived Ex-T straight into that ringbell!!! Have you ever seen that before!!!!

ND: Shocking stuff. Dan looks at Ex-T and then he follows it up by bouncing into the ropes, but he then stops!! Why does Dan stop?? He looks to the ramp and he sees somebody standing there. Who might that be??

JP: Its Eddie "The Impact" Osbourne!!! He's just standing there on the ramp, not doing anything else!!! Do you remember Eddie Osbourne, Neil??

ND: Hell yeah I remember him, first ever EWCL Hall of Famer!! Former Universal Champion, do I have to go on!! Bad news for Dan though!!

JP: Eddie Osbourne and Dan stare at eachother and then Eddie Osbourne decides to disappear again. Dan still continues to look at the ramp though. He is not aware what goes on behind his back, the ref is standing next to Dan so the ref also has no idea.

(From out of the crowd it is 7-11 Punk who comes out with a steelchair. He slides in the ring and he sees Ex-Terminator, who got up to his feet and 7-11 Punk rammms the steelchair into Ex-T's head and there's a big banggg and Ex-T goes down like a candle. 7-11 Punk rolls himself out of the ring again and vanishes in the crowd).

ND: Did you SEE that!!!!

JP: Dan and the ref turn around now and see Ex-T still laying on the mat!! Dan then grabs Ex-T and lifts him up and .......STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE!!! ..... The ref starts to count again now, 1.........2.........3...........4..........5.........6...........7.........8..........9..........10..... Dan Prohibition wins this match, he wins this Texas Death Match!!!

ND: And he got himself the number one contender spot for the Hardcore Title. When and where he is gonna fight the Hardcore champion though, is still unknown.

JP: But there are some questions that we have after this match. First off why did Eddie "The Impact" Osbourne came out and second of all why did 7-11 Punk attack Ex-Terminator??

ND: The future will tell, John.

(Commercials).

Winner: Dan Prohibition


Super Trouper(c) vs. Saphio - 3 falls match

JP: Next up is a big match, Neil. And not just a match. A 3 falls match between Super Trouper and Saphio. Let me explain it. The first fall is for the number one contenderspot for the Prime Time Title. At the moment Saphio has that spot in his possession, but he puts in on the line here. Then the second fall is for Super Troupers Hardcore Title. And finally the third fall is for Saphio's commissionership.

ND: So if I count right then Saphio puts two things on the line and Super Trouper only one. Man, that Super Trouper is a smart guy.

JP: Another thing is that if either Brody James or Steel Brasco interfere and attack Super Trouper then Saphio loses his commissionership. But if either Fazzer or Cerberus interfere and attack Saphio, then Super Trouper loses his hardcore title. Does it all make sense to you?

ND: I think not.

(Highway to hell starts to play and the crowd starts to go nuts already. Their favorite commissioner is coming out. Saphio comes walking out and he got Maggie his bowlingball with him. He struts to the ring and greets the fans on his way. He then climbs in the ring and waits for ST).

JP: I wonder how pissed ST is after Saphio attacked him earlier tonight with that bowling ball. But yeah that was just getting back at last week where ST was one of the attackers of Saphio.

(Between angels and insects starts to play and Hardcore Champion Super Trouper comes walking out. He gets the biggest heat so far this evening. ST slowly walks to ringside and he circles the ring and he grabs a chair and gets in the ring. In the ring we see Saphio with Maggie the bowling ball and ST with that chair. The ref tells them that the first fall is not a no-dq so they can't use their weapons in that fall. The ref first goes over to Saphio and takes Maggie and then bends over the ropes to hand the bowling ball to Jay Blue. But at the same time that the ref does that, Super Trouper uses his steelchair and BAMMMM nails Saphio with it!!! Super Trouper throws the chair out of the ring after he used it).

JP: HOLY GEEZUS!!!! The ref turns around and he sees Saphio on the mat and Super Trouper standing over him. The ref looks at ST and asks him what happend and ST just points to his right fist!! And the ref lets it go!! I can't believe it!! Saphio is knocked out and Super Trouper picks Saphio up and lifts him on top of the turnbuckle, he climbs on up after and grabs Saphio and......HEAVY ARTILLERY......What a chokeslam from the toprope!!!

ND: Super Trouper with the cover for the first fall. 1.............2.............3..........yeahhh man, that was quick. He already got the first fall here!!

JP: But illegal, he did it illegal!! He used that chair on Saphio, he wasn't allowed to do that!!! ST should have gotten disqualified for this fall, agh!!

ND: Don't worry John, still two more falls to go.

JP: Yeah but it don't look good for Saphio now!! He's still on the mat, and Super Trouper now went to the outside and grabbed Maggie and takes it into the ring with him. We see how Saphio is trying to get to his knees and that ST comes in and kicks Saphio to the head!! Super Trouper lays Maggie on the mat and then picks Saphio up again. ST irish whips Saphio, but Saphio reverses the whip and sends ST into the ropes, he comes off and .....drop toe hold and ST lands facefirst on Maggie!!!!

ND: OOOOH NOOOOO!!! ST just kissed Maggie, haha!!! ST knocked out on the mat now, but Saphio is using the ropes to get back up and he is taking his time. He definately still feels those chairshots and the heavy artillery ST gave him. Saphio still in the ropes now and he goes over to ST and lifts him up and he executes a suplex!! Saphio for the pin now, 1.............2..........but a kickout!!

JP: Saphio looks at Maggie now. He picks up his bowlingball and he charges in on ST and ramms Maggie to the back of ST!! That must have done some damage!! ST grabs his back and we see the pain in his eyes!! Saphio then goes over to a corner and he lays Maggie on the topturnbuckle!! I don't how he does it, but Maggie manages to stay on that topturnbuckle.

ND: Saphio then moves back to ST and he picks him up and sends him in the ropes. ST comes off and its Saphio with a big power clothesline!! ST goes down to the mat and Saphio with a kneedrop to follow up that clothesline!! Saphio picks ST up by the head and he wants to irish whip ST into the corner with Maggie!!! But ST reverses and sends Saphio into the ropes, Saphio comes off and its ST with a frankensteiner!!

JP: Some move for such a big guy as ST!! ST with the cover now, 1.........2......kickout!! ST then grabs Saphio by the hair and he drags him over to the corner with Maggie!! ST wants to ramm Saphio's head into the bowling ball, but Saphio blocks it and OOOOH yeah sends ST's head into Maggie!!!! This could be it!!!

ND: Saphio grabs ST once again and he bodyslams him to the mat!! Saphio then moves over to the opposite corner and he is waiting till ST gets back up!! We see ST getting to his feet now, and right at that moment Saphio comes charging for a spear!!! BUT OOOOOOOOOHHHH FUCKING SHIT!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT!!!!

JP: Saphio came charging in for that spear, but ST countered it and he grabbed Saphio and flapjacked him and he lande facefirst into MAGGIE the bowling ball!!! Saphio is knocked out and ST goes for the pin now. 1..................2.................3.........and Super Trouper is still the Hardcore Champion!!! After the first fall he now also wins the second fall. But he wants more!!

ND: ST picks Saphio up and putshim onto his sholder walks to the turnbuckle and throws Saphio on it!! This is Da Bomb, this is the setup for Heavy Artillery. He's gonna do it again!! Super Trouper climbs on top of the turnbuckle aswell now and he grabs Saphio!! But ooooh Saphio with a headbut and he rakes ST in the eye right after that!!! Saphio grabs Super Trouper and ........OOOOOOOOH DAMNNNN!!!! Saphio lifts ST up for a powerbomb and just executed a powerbomb from the toprope!!!!

JP: Oh my Godd!!! Did you see that!!! ST is knocked out, but Saphio is also laying on the mat!! Its unbelievable!! I see no movement in any of them!! But when the ref almost reaches his 10 count, it is Saphio who gets up to his knees. He drags ST to the ropes and rolls him to the outside.

ND: On the outside we see Saphio who grabs ST's head and ramms it into the steel ringpost!! Saphio is looking good now, doesn't he!! He picks ST up again and ....wait!!! "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes running out, and he's carrying a baseball bat with him. Cerberus reaches ringside and.....he pushes Saphio backwards and then BAMMMMMM!!!! He smashes his baseball into........SUPER TROUPER ......and Super Trouper falls down to the floor!!!

JP: What the hell was that??? I though that ST and Cerberus were on the same side??? But wait whats going on.....the ref motions that this match is over!!!

Ding ding ding

JP: Ooh noooo, the ref just disqualified Saphio, coz Cerberus interfered and attacked ST!!! I can't believe this!!! Super Trouper is already raising his hands here now and Saphio can't believe it!!

(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Prez Cazzo comes walking out. He seems to be entirely sober again and quickly steps to the ring and goes over to the announcers and grabs a microphone).

Prez Cazzo: Wait, wait, wait a minute here!!! This ain't over yet!! This match ain't done yet.

JP: What does he mean?

Prez Cazzo: First of all the stipulation of this match was that Saphio can only lose his commissionership if either Brody James or Steel Brasco interfere, and if I seen it right it was none of them who attacked ST, so Saphio can never get disqualified for that!!

(The crowd goes wild after those words and Saphio starts to smile).

Prez Cazzo: Another fact is the following. Just roll back that tape guys.

(On the titantron we see the scenes that just happend. We see Cerberus coming out with a baseball bat, we see how he pushes Saphio away and then we see in slow-motion how Cerberus smashes the baseball bat into ST, but coz it is in slow-motion we see that Cerberus doesn't even touch ST with that baseball bat. Cerberus pulls back the baseball bat just in time, and to make it seems like there was a collission, ST stomps his foot into the ringsteps at the same time and falls to the floor right after. After that scene the titantron fades to black).

JP: Did you see that!!??!! Cerberus and ST were trying to frame Saphio!!! I can't believe it!! It was a setup!!!

Prez Cazzo: Now that we saw this, there's only one thing I can say. Let this match continue!!

(The crowd goes wild again and while Prez Cazzo takes off Sapio kicks ST in the gut and rolls him back into the ring).

JP: Saphio sends ST in the ropes, he comes off and ....belly to belly suplex by the commissioner. Saphio quickly picks up ST and does a german suplex!! Saphio is really taking it out on ST now. ST doesn't know where he's at!! Saphio picks ST up, but its ST with a poke to the eye!!

ND: He's back in the match!!!

JP: ST lifts Saphio up, but its Saphio with a big elbow and.....out of nowhere THE FLATLINER!!!! Oh yess!!! Saphio for the cover. 1...............2................3..........and Saphio gets the third fall!! And so he stays the EWCL Commissioner!!! Good news for the EWCL!!! Coz what would have happend if Super Trouper would have become the new commissioner. Don't even wanna think of that!

ND: Fact still is that Super Trouper won two falls and Saphio only one. And I don't think this whole thing is over yet!! Just look at Super Trouper. He got back to his feet and he charges in on Saphio from behind now!!! OOoh a big kick to the back of the head of Saphio!!! (Cerberus, Fazzer and The Mauler come out from behind the curtains and run to ringside. They slide in and all four of them start to stomp, hit and kick Saphio).

JP: Somebody stop this, this is insane!! Its 4 against 1 here, they are beating the Commissioner till he is unconscious!! This ain't right!! They are even using baseball bats now!!!

(Then we see Steel Brasco, Brody James and Warlock coming out from behind and they run as fast as they can to ringside. They slide in the ring and Super Trouper, Fazzer, Cerberus and Mauler get out of the ring just in time and they take off!!).

JP: The cavalerie just got here in time, before they could do even more damage to Saphio!! You see, it would have been more equally now, but then it gets too hot for ST, Fazzer, Cerberus and Mauler. Then they get out of that ring as fast as they can.

ND: Man, what a scene.

JP: And we now even got 2 extra more players in this thing. Mauler on one side and Warlock on the other. Its four against four now. We have "The Good Guys" with Saphio, Steel Brasco, Brody James and Warlock and we have "The Bad Guys" with Super Trouper, Fazzer, Cerberus and The Mauler!!!

ND: This got an eight man tagteam match written all over it, John!!

JP: Perhaps!

(Commercials).

Winner 1st fall: Super Trouper
Winner 2nd fall: Super Trouper
Winner 3rd fall: Saphio


Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition(c) vs. Joe Johnson - Internet Title

JP: This is gonna be it Neil. Now finally Sean Corvik and Joe Johnson are gonna fight it out one on one!! After all these weeks its finally gonna happen!!

ND: Last week at Wreckoning we had that threeway match for the Internet Title involving KK, Joe Johnson and Exile. But that match ended in a countout after Mystic got involved. He helped KK after special referee Punisher was getting back at KK for superkicking him to the floor.

JP: You said it Neil. No winner last week and now its down to two.

ND: But I wonder if Mystic is gonna interfere again.

JP: We'll see Neil, coz we saw that Corvik and Mystic seem to get along pretty good.

(Angry again starts to play and Sean Corvik Kritical Kondition comes walking out. He carries the Internet Belt on one shoulder and points to it several times during his way to the ring. Corvik hands the title over Jay Blue and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).

ND: He's ready!!

(Then My own summer by the Deftones starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson is scheduled to come out. But there's nothing happening. There's no Joe Johnson coming out).

JP: Whats this all about?

ND: I say this more often, but this time I really have no clue!

JP: There's no Joe Johnson coming out!! Thats for sure. But wait maybe now.

(My own summer starts to play once more and after a few seconds we see someone coming out from behind the curtains and that person walks to the ring).

JP: ITS MYSTIC!!! Whats HE doing here??

ND: Got no clue again!

(Mystic comes to ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring. He then asks for a mic and walks over to Corvik).

Mystic: I'm sorry but Joe won't be making it out here!!

JP: What!!

Sean Corvik: What d'you mean?

Mystic: Like I said. Joe Johnson won't make it out here tonight. Something has happend to him!!

Corvik: Something huh? And what might that something be?

Mystic: Just let me say that Joe's too busy trying to get up from the floor now!

Corvik: What did you do Mystic??

Mystic: Not much, I only gave him a couple of Cynergie Blasts, thats all. No biggie (he chuckles). I think he's gonna need to go see a doctor after those blasts to the head!!

Corvik: Mystic, I don't know wether to hurt you or thank you right now!

Mystic: You're welcome, Sean!

(Mystic and KK climb out of the ring and walk out of ringside. The crowds reaction isn't too good, they wanted to see a match but now they didn't get it).

ND: What a facade!!! We want our money back!!

JP: You didn't had to pay Neil!

ND: I know, but this is just a scam.

JP: True, the people payed for a match between Joe and Corvik and this is what comes out. Its a shame, really is. Just like last week its Mystic who makes sure that we don't have a winner in this match. Last week a countout and now a no-show coz Mystic attacked Joe.

ND: And we didn't even get to see how Mystic attacked Joe. Now thats a real shame. But I sure hope we will have a rematch next week between Joe and Corvik.

JP: You bet we will.

(Commercials).

Winner: No contest


The Punisher(c) vs. Mystic vs. Exile - Universal Title

JP: Back again folks and for the last time this evening. Hopefully we are gonna see a good match now. After what just happend we need to. But I'm pretty damn sure that we are. We are gonna see the first title defense of our new Universal Champion The Punisher. Let me refresh your memory once again. Last week The Punisher pinned The Rage and not only won the title but also was responsible for The Rage getting fired.

ND: Don't forget that it wasn't all Punishers work. He sure needed the help of Prez Cazzo.

JP: Only details Neil. Fact is that The Rage got it coming. Thats what you get when you mess with John Pilchard!! Hmm, ok, sorry, back to tonight.

ND: Please John.

JP: A Universal Title match and Punisher has to face both Exile and Mystic. Its a threeway match and everyone got equal chances.

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes walking out. The crowd still remembers very well what just happend and they boo and shout at Mystic. Mystic doesn't seem to care and he continues his walk to the ring and gets in).

(Then Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile comes out. Again the crowd starts to boo. Exile still wears the long trenchcoat. He slowly walks to the ring, takes off his coat and slides in the ring).

(Then American Made starts to play and The Punisher and Swamp Fox come walking out. Universal Champion The Punisher gets a huge pop!! The fans go crazy for him!! On their way to the ring they shake hands with the fans, therefore it takes them some time to reach the ring. The Punisher climbs in the ring and Swamp Fox stays on the outside and he tries to hype the crowd up even more).

JP: The champ is here and we can begin!!

ND: Exile and Mystic attack Punisher right away and they start double teaming him. Exile and Mystic with punches to the face of the champ and after they irish whip him into the ropes. He comes off, but Punisher ducks the arms, bounces in the ropes once more, comes back and double clotheslines both Exile and Mystic to the mat!!! Punisher to his feet and he picks up Mystic and boots him in the gut.

JP: Punisher sends Mystic in the ropes and when Mysic comes off the ropes its Punisher who does a powerslam!! Punisher back up to his feet and he grabs Mystic, but its Exile who comes in from behind and knocks Punisher to the back of the head!! Punisher lets go off Mystic and again Mystic and Exile double team Punisher. This time they do a double russian legsweep to take the champ down to the mat!!

ND: Exile tells Mystic to go to the toprope now, which he does. Mystic on top and he dives off for a moonsault and he lands on Punisher!! Mystic for the cover, but then its Exile who kicks Mystic in the head!! Sure, Exile doesn't want Mystic to get the win here!! He wants it himself! Mystic gets up and he and Exile start to get it on!! Punches are traded, but then its Mystic with a 3/4 neckbreaker!!

JP: Exile to the mat and Mystic gets a hold of his legs and hooks in a figure four leglock!! Exile in pain now, but not giving in!! The ref is asking Exile if he wants to tap out, but he shakes no. Mystic got it hooked in right, but ooooh its Punisher who boots Mystic to the head!! Mystic has to let go off the figure four leglock and Exile crawls to the side in the ropes. Punisher picks Mystic up and lifts him up and piledrives him back into the mat!

ND: Meanwhile Exile used the ropes to get back up, but he's still hanging in to them. Punisher sees this and he charges in on Exile, but oooh Exile counters it and backdrops Punisher over the toprope to the outside!! Exile goes for Mystic and picks him up and does a reverse armbar to take him down again. Exile bounces in the ropes, comes off and does an elbow drop on Mystic.

JP: Again Exile bounces in the ropes, but just when he does that Punisher grabs a hold of one of his legs. Exile falls to the mat and Punisher drags him to the outside!! Both men on the outside now and Punisher with a big right one to the face of Exile. But he isn't going down!! Punisher with another blow to the head, but Exile is still on his feet. Punisher then irish whips Exile into the steel ringsteps and BAMMM Exile flies shoulderfirst into them!!

ND: Punisher charges in after, but Exile moves out of the way in the last moment and Punisher flies into the ringsteps himself now!! Oh yeah!! Exile takes his time and he then goes to pick up Punisher. But then its Mystic who was still in the ring, who jumps on top of the topturnbuckle and dives off it and lands on both Exile and Punisher!!! GOOD GODDD!!! What a dive!! All three men on the ground now!!

JP: Yes, that certainly was one hell of dive!! Mystic gets up and gets hold of Punisher and he lifts him up and....snap suplex to the concrete floor!! Wow!!! Mystic is still working on Punisher now and he picks him up and he drags him over to the spanish announcetable!! Ooh nooo, not again!! Not again through a table!! Mystic lays Punisher on it and climbs on the announcetable aswell now. Mystic is now standing over Punisher on the spanish announcetable.

ND: But Exile is back up now, and he's got on the apron and now starts to climb the toprope. Oh yess, Exile is on the topturnbuckle now and he's rather close to that spanish announcetable!! Whats he gonna do?? Exile sees Mystic and Punisher. Punisher layed out on the table and Mystic bending over him! Exile jumps off the toprope and........HOLY SHIT!!!! EXILE WITH A SCISSORS KICK IN THE AIR ON MYSTIC AND THEY ALL GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!

JP: MAN OH MAN!!! What a sight!!! Exile with that scissors kick of the topturnbuckle on Mystic and Mystic lands on Punisher and they all go through that spanish announcetable. Unbelievable!!! Unreal!! Its gonna take some time now before we see them on their feet again! But what do you expect! Its a mess down there! Exile laying on top off Mystic and Punisher under Mystic.

ND: We haven't seen anyone move for about 20 seconds, but now it is Exile. He's the first to get back up. He staggers a bit but he picks up Mystic now and he drags him over to the ring and rolls him back in. Exile then goes over to the Punisher and he picks him up by the head and he also rolls him back into the ring. Exile climbs on the apron and gets in the ring too.

JP: Exile goes for the cover and pins Punisher now, 1............2........but a kickout, an amazing kickout by The Punisher!! The all american hero is still in this match! Exile can't believe it, he kicks Punisher in the head and then he grabs him by the hair. He sends the Universal Champ in the ropes, but Punisher counters and when he comes off he big boots Exile to the mat!!! But Punisher doesn't have alot of time to celebrate that move, coz its Mystic who grabs him and ...REALITY CHECK!! Rude awakening neckbreaker on Punisher by Mystic!!

ND: Freaky! Mystic is going for the cover now, 1...........2........but kickout by the champ!! He won't give up his newly won title that fast. Mystic picks up Punisher, but Exile comes from behind and hits Mystic with a back to belly suplex!!! Exile gets to his feet and woww back to belly suplex to Punisher!! Now its Exile with another cover attempt, 1..........2..........nooo another kickout!

JP: The Punisher got the power of every american and he uses it to stay in this match. Exile grabs Punisher by the head and ....tazzmission!!! He got it hooked in now!! What is Punisher gonna do!!

ND: I think the question should be, what is Mystic gonna do!! Coz Mystic is looking at whats going on right now. Mystic then charges in and does a lowdropkick and hits Exile in the back! Exile immediately lets go off the tazzmission and Punisher falls to the mat. Mystic grabs Exile and lifts him up and executes one of his butterfly sit out powerbombs!!! Man, some viscious move!

JP: Mystic now for the cover attempt on Exile, 1..............2..........kickout by Exile. He couldn't have won the title anyway this way, you need to pin Punisher to get the title. Mystic picks up Exile, but Exile with a lowblow and a ddt right after to follow that up!! Exile gets up, but Punisher grabs him before he can do more damage on Mystic. Punisher sends Exile into the ropes, but Exile with a flying forearm.....but ooooooh Punisher just grabs Exile out of the air and.......FALLAWAY SLAM!!! And that didn't look good for Exile, I think he had a bad landing there!

ND: Punisher now charges in on Mystic and he big boots him back to the mat!!! Exile is still on the mat and the referee is checking on him and it seems like Exile is keeping him busy. We also see that Punisher now grabs Mystic and......hits him with THE GAVEL!!! Oooh yeah!!! Thats it!!

(At that moment we see someone coming from out of the crowd in a balaclava and he's wearing an XPCW t-shirt!! That person slides in the ring with a steelchair and BAMMM hits Punisher with it!!).

JP: What the heck!!! It sure is steelchair time tonight!!! Punisher just has been nailed with a chair by someone with an XPCW shirt and a balaclava on. This can only be one person.

ND: Yes, that can only be the work of one man, The Rage Rick O'Connor!!! Just has to be!!

JP: Dammit, I thought he was gone forgood!!

ND: Ok, Punisher is down and now Exile rolls himself on top of Punisher and he goes for the pin. 1...............2................3.......... EXILE WON!!! Exile is the NEW Universal Champion!!! Punisher could only keep the title for one week!! Exile is the new champ!!!

JP: That guy with the XPCW shirt and the balaclava on is trying to get away now. But oooh he never paid attention to Swamp Fox. Swamp Fox who seems allright after that kidnapping, grabs a hold of the guy and unmasks him.....And its....its...

ND: ITS ROADBLOCK!!!

JP: Hah, I knew it wasn't The Rage!! It was Roadblock, out here to help his former buddy!! We hadn't seen much of Roadblock since a while but here he is again!! Its still a cheap win for Exile though!! Exile slides out of the ring and he and Roadblock take off with the Universal Title!!! The Punisher must be furious now.

ND: I know I would. But let us honour our new Universal Champion right now!! Exile!!

JP: I don't think honour would be the right word, Neil. I think its time to just say goodbye to our viewers.

Winner: Exile