(We are only minutes away from Venom. And just like last week there are still commercials on tv. But then a McDonalds commercial is followed right after by a promo of "The Hardcore Event" himself. Mr. Joe Johnson appears on the screen only moments away from Venom).

[ Narration: As holiday season is upon us, many emotions invade the hearts, minds, and souls of each individual of the final chapters of the year, 2001. Greed is inevitable as parents, brothers, sisters, relatives, and friends' rush to find just the perfect present; doing anything at any means to persue that mission. Meanwhile, there is that annual festive spirit that the holiday of "Christmas" brings forth. Snow is present at some areas; providing their contribution to the red, white, and green anniversary as imitations of "Jolly Old Saint Nick" stand near corners of supermarkets, malls, and shops, loudly clanging their bells. The greed and giving spirit also runs about freely in the Extreme Wrestling Championship League as we saw just last week, "Kritical Kondition" Sean Corvik cutting half of his paycheck to assist President "Cazzo" in his financial debt. Meanwhile, stars and athletes of all kind rush to champions to gain achievements and incentives to their records before the New Year starts. So as yet another EWCL Venom approaches, we can only wonder once again, 'what is going to happen?' Come Saturday Night, our question will be answered. ]

[ Saturday, December 8th, 2001. The scene unfolds upon an early Friday morning, outside a house in urban Chicago, Illinois. The building depicted lands a cheap, steel wall of fencing surrounding the poorly built home. Small green patches of dead grass lie adjacent to the cement strip that leads to the brick porch of the broken facility. And with the small amount of light given from the sunrise of "The Windy City", we can catch a glimpse of a figure leaning low against the wall with his back slouched down. The man looks out upon his perch from his given territory as the camera addresses his attire. His lower torso is clothed with a pair of baggy and worn blue jeans and black leather boots. A heavy gray, hooded sweatshirt covers over a black long sleeve shirt that evidently hangs past the trim of the sweat. The camera continues up as it confirms the identity of "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson with his knee pulled in, resting his left forearm. His right arm escorts his covenant and prized EWCL Internet Championship as his right leg sways freely on the ledge of the brick-pattern porch. The reigning champion sighs a white smoke into the cold, brisk air of Chicago as his promo begins…. ]

Joe Johnson:
"In a little while….."

"…..another EWCL Venom will begin….."

[ The camera slowly zooms into Joe Johnson, cutting off his feet from the picture. The reigning Hardcore Wrestler of the Year continues his promo…. ]

Joe Johnson:
"And in a couple of hours….."

"…I, Joe Johnson will be scheduled to defend my covenant Extreme Wrestling Championship League Internet Championship….."

[ Once again, the camera continues to zoom into the figure of "The Hardcore Event". This time, the lower torso and legs of Joe Johnson are cut away from the picture….. ]

Joe Johnson:
"In a couple of hours ladies and gentle men…..."

"….I will head into the squared circle with Fazzer and Mystic of the EWCL roster to protect my EWCL title; the Internet Title Belt."

[ Finally, the camera comes to a stop as the picture contains only the shoulders and head of the Internet Champion. Johnson casually turns his head and looks into the camera with his 'stone cold' eyes. ]

Joe Johnson:
"But why...? Why again…? It was only last week when I last stepped into the ring in a bout against a personality such as that of Damien Kincade to defend my Internet Championship. And yet again, my destination is a rematch with a man whom I've fairly defeated in the squared circle. You know what this reminds me of Eric? You remember Dan Prohibition don't you? You remember his countless rematches with Joe Johnson, right..? How many go damned chances did you give him…? And how many times did it take to finally take me down Eric…? So now you start off with a new prospect of the EWCL? Is that what I am to you Eric? A god damn whore for the new arrivals of the organization…?"

"You set me up with fucks such as Fazzer who claim to prove that they were the revolution of the EWCL; that they were the fad that altered the history of the federation…..!! What about me…? Was I not the god damned prospect that the world revolved the hardcore division around? Do I not remain the reigning the title hold of "Hardcore Wrestler and Hardcore Champion of the Year"…? What about me Fazzer? You spoiled little bitch….. You imply that it was YOU who evolved the hardcore!"

"Don't forget the man who held the Hardcore Title for the longest period of time, Fazzer! Let us not forget about the man who vacated that very same championship belt! In a perspective, that head of the division should still be mine…. But I've already established myself as the "Hardcore Guru" of pro wrestling. You and fucks like Dan Prohibition have to praise and rant endlessly about each and every establishment you've made in the division. You two are unsure about your accomplishments so you have to endlessly strive for that utopia of being the best. But your manifest destiny lies within me boys. I am hardcore."

[ Johnson combs his hair with his taped hands as his head slings forward. He releases another smoke as the air captures it. The EWCL Hall of Famer looks out at the rising sun as he continues his broadcast…..]

Joe Johnson:
"But then there are bitchy little narcs out there who nag and complain how "hardcore" athletes tend to be less innovative in the entertainment industry seeing as they must rely on weapons of sorts to defeat their opponents. That belief solely lies untrue. As evidence, I've already proven myself as a substantial combatant in the technical wrestling circuit as I am in the hardcore division seeing as I've already showcased myself in matches such as my crowning over "Kritical Kondition" Sean Corvik, my match against The Punisher, and last week's match against Damien Kincade, or known to the EWCL fans as 'Mystc'.

[ Johnson's eyes narrow as he turns back to the camera with a keen glare. He gets off of his post on the porch and stands tall facing the camera. Slowly, he raises his arms perpendicular to his body, posing the 'crucifix'. With that, he bursts out his final statment into the morning scenario…. ]

Joe Johnson:
"So to all the critics who get off on pointing out that 'hardcore wrestlers' aren't eligible contestants in the technical wrestling circuit….. You all can suck my dick cause come this Saturday Night on EWCL Venom, SOMEONE is going to pay for your penance…"

[ With Joe Johnson still posing the 'crucifix', the camera slowly pulls back to it's original position as the picture fades to black ending "The Hardcore Event's" broadcast. End promo. ]

(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Exile, The Punisher, Kritical Kondition, Cerberus, Dan Prohibition, Joe Johnson, Blade, Saphio and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark.

Then we see clips of last weeks Venom. In the end we see how Saint & Sinner defend their titles against Blade and Exile, but we also see how Saphio attacks Prez Cazzo and puts him throuhg a table. Blade and Exile do the same to Corvik and Prohibition.

(The titantron fades out and we go to our commentators of the evening Neil Down and John Pilchard).

John Pilchard: Welcome all people. Welcome to Venom.

Neil Down: Venom sponsored by Joe Johnson, haha!!

JP: Well just like last week Joe Johnson bought time to promo right before Venom starts. Thats one way to promote yourself, ain't it.

ND: Sure can say that again.

JP: Anyway, we are only two weeks away from Christmas in Hell, EWCLs last PPV of the year. And I think later tonight we are gonna hear more about that.

ND: Yes we will. At least one of the matches for Christmas in Hell is gonna be announced. Prez Cazzo called a big meeting thats gonna take place later tonight and we will see live whats gonna happen then.

JP: Thats for later, now let us focus on tonights matches. In the Main Event we have Universal Champion Exile and Dan Prohibition, what a match thats gonna be. Right before that its gonna be Sean Corvik and Blade taking it on. We saw these four men last week and we know that they all can wrestle!

ND: Also don't forget the threeway match for the Internet Title between champ Joe Johnson, Fazzer and Mystic. Besides that the Cerberus has to defend his Prime Time Title again tonight, this time its against old friend The Punisher.

JP: Before that we have another threeway match between Mauler, Steel and Drake Laps. The winner of that match is gonna face the winner of our first match of the evening and they will face eachother next week for the number one contenderspot for the Prime Time Title.

ND: Lets begin!!

JP: First match of the evening. Threeway match between Xtreme, Sickboy and Scarecrow, two newcomers to the EWCL and one relative newcomer. Xtreme is the more experienced in the EWCL, but with his two matches sofar he can't be named as an EWCL expert.

ND: Yeah yeah, lets get it on.

(Then In the end by Linkin Park starts to play and Xtreme comes running out. The 23 year old from Harlem runs to the ring and he slides in the ring).

(Smells like teen spirit starts to play and Sickboy comes running out. The newcomer seems ready as he sprints to the ring and he reaches ringside and slides in).

(Then the lights go out and Judith - A Perfect Circle starts to play. Moments later the lights come on again and Scarecrow appears on the ramp. The crowd went silent all the way. Scarecrow then starts to walk down the aisle to the ring. He reaches ringside and uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).

JP: The ref explains the rules to the 3 individiuals, but it doesn't really look like they are listening. Anyway its a threeway match with normal rules. The bell rings and we can begin!!

ND: Xtreme looks at Sickboy, Sickboy looks back at Xtreme and then the two look at Scarecrow and they attack him. Xtreme comes in with a couple of punches, but Scarecrow doesn't even seem to notice it. Sickboy then comes in with a kick to the midsection, but again Scarecrow doesn't give in on it. Xtreme and Sickboy then grab Scarecrow by the arm and they irish whip him into the ropes.

JP: But oooh Scarecrow comes off and he counters and double clotheslines Sickboy and Xtreme to the mat!! He then picks up Sickboy by the head and he sets him up for a piledriver and executes it!!! Scarecrow goes for an early cover now, 1...........2......but Xtreme breaks the count by interfering. He kicks Scarecrow in the head and he then picks him up. Xtreme sends Scarecrow in the ropes again and this time when Scarecrow comes off the ropes its Xtreme with a dropkick right in the face of his opponent!!

ND: Xtreme wants to pick up Scarecrow, but Sickboy grabs the Lone Wolf from behind by the head and does a flying bulldog!! Sickboy follows that up with several kicks to the midsection and head of Xtreme. Xtreme is trying to get back up again, but Sickboy kicks him down again. Sickboy then turns towards Scarecrow and he lifts him up for a piledriver of his own. He tries to lift him up, but Scarecrow blocks it. Sickboy tries once again, but it gets blocked again.

JP: And oooh Scarecrow reverses and backdrops Sickboy to the mat. And in the meantime Xtreme went to the topturnbuckle and he dives off for a frogsplash and....oooooh yeah he lands straight on Sickboy!!! What a dive!! This could be it already. Xtreme goes for the pin now, 1...................2..............but now its Scarecrow who breaks the count.

(On the top of the ramp we see Exile coming out with a big black bag in his hands. The wrestlers don't take notice but the fans who see him start to boo him. Then more fans catch on and boo loudly. Exile just waves and walks over to the where the techinical crew is.)

JP: What the hell is Exile doing out there?

ND: Maybe he wants to see this match.

JP: Oh yeah the match. Scarecrow picks up Xtreme and grabs him by the throat. He goes for a chokeslam but Xtreme pushes his opponent of him. Xtreme counters with a kick to the gut, but Scarecrow reverses right away again and he grabs Xtreme and executes a backsuplex!!

ND: Scarecrow back to his feet again, but oooh its Sickboy with a roundhousekick and the freak goes down to the mat!! Sickboy goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count!!

(Then the Cazzotron showing the match starts to flicker and finally goes out and a giant CAPCOM logo flashes on. Finally the opening graphics for Street Fighter 2 come on and the player selection screen appears and Exile picks Ryu. The match starts on the screen and Exile is focused on it and the technitions are trying to get him away.)

JP: What the hell?!? Exile is playing Streetfighter on the Cazzotron!! What a nerve!!

ND: Cool, he picked Ryu!!

JP: Man, even the wrestlers stopped now and they are trying to figure out whats going on.

(We then see that Security comes out and they drag Exile away while he's screaming about wanting to finish the match.)

JP: Ok, finally they got that weirdo out of there!

ND: But they could have let him finish that match first, oh man!!

JP: Talking about matches, just look in the ring!! Sickboy took advantage of the situation and he slided to the outside and from under the ring he grabbed a steelchair! He comes back in and he goes towards Scarecrow and ...BAMMMMM!!!! He nails him with that steelchair and he goes down!!!

ND: But the ref saw it all and he's pointing towards Sickboy now!! He used an illegal object here. He calls himself Mr. Hardcore, but this was not a hardcore rules match!! So the ref is disqualifying him now!! Sickboy is out of this match!! Its down to two now.

JP: Xtreme got back up and he sees that Scarecrow is still down. He goes over and he picks him up and ....."Lets take it to the Xtreme"!!! Xtreme's finishing move!! And he goes for the pin now. 1..............2..............3........And yeah Xtreme gets his first win here in the EWCL!!!

ND: And he qualified himself for that #1 contender match for the Prime Time Title for next week!

(Commercials).

Prez Cazzo: So Bo tell me whats going on?

Bo Lucas: Well Eric, hmm you probly heard that we received that letter from the PTC too late.

Prez Cazzo: Yes, I seen that Saphio is doing everything he can to ruin me and the EWCL. So what did you do about that?

Bo Lucas: I tried to call Mr. Bozell of the PTC himself, but I can't get a hold of the guy. He either doesn't want to talk to us directly or he is on vacation, which I doubt.

Prez Cazzo: So now what?

Bo Lucas: Well since we missed that first meeting with them, it doesn't look good for us. You know the PTC and the power they have.

Prez Cazzo: Yeah and the bunch of crap they are spreading. Sure I admit Venom seen some weird things now and then, but there's no way that we should be banned off of tv for that. Just look at some other shows that are out there.

Bo: Still we need to do something about this. It seems like we lose a sponsor about every day. It doesn't look good, really doesn't.

Prez Cazzo: Damn, well Bo, just try to get a hold of the guy and explain it all.

Bo Lucas: But...but....I can't do it all Eric!!

Prez Cazzo: Sure you can, Bo. Just believe in yourself.

Bo Lucas: But....I don't. wan... (he whispers)

Prez Cazzo: Sorry, did you want to say something?

Bo: .....no I never.

(Bo Lucas then gets up from his chair and he walks out of the office. Just when he walks out of the office, Prez Cazzo calls out to him one more thing).

Prez Cazzo: Oh Bo, I see you at that meeting later!!

(Prez Cazzo then holds a memo up that he sent to everyone of the staff. The memo is about an important meeting concerning the Christmas in Hell PPV. That meeting will take place in about half an hour from now. Then at that moment the phone rings and Prez Cazzo picks it up).

Prez Cazzo: Who is this?

....

Prez Cazzo: What? ...Alexander Glory standing on the parking lot!!! You sure?? Who is this??

(The caller then hangs up and Prez Cazzo drops the phone and he storms out of his office).

(Just after Prez Cazzo stormed out of the office, we see Commissioner Saphio entering the office with a smile on his face. He walks over to Cazzo's desk and out of his pocket he takes a pill - a sleeping pill - and he drops it in the coffee. Saphio then disappears again).

(Right after Prez Cazzo comes back in again mumbling something like "Pss, noone on the parking lot, stupid prank". The Prez sits down and drinks from his coffee).

(Then the scene fades out).

JP: Oh man what is it with people trying to drug Eric. A couple of weeks ago we had Exile with his stuff and now Saphio.

JP: But now on to our next match. Threeway with Mauler, newcomer Drake Laps and Steel. Like we mentioned before, the winner of this match is gonna face Xtreme next week.

(Bodies starts to play and Mauler comes walking out. He still wears his mask and a Ministry t-shirt. He reaches the ring and gets in).

(Then Drake Laps's music starts to play and he comes walking out. He takes his time and reaches the ring and slides in).

(Finally Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel comes out. The crowd starts to boo right away. Steel reaches ringside and also gets in).

JP: The ref explains the rules once again and we can begin.

ND: Mauler and Steel go at it right away. These two really can't stand eachother. Its Mauler with a knee to the gut and Steel goes down to the mat. Mauler follows that up with setting Steel up for a suplex and he executes it. Mauler then picks Steel up again, but Steel counters with a lowblow. Steel then with a spinning heelkick and now Mauler goes down to the mat.

JP: Just look at that. Mauler and Steel are getting it on, and Drake Laps is just leaning in one of the four corner and looking at it all.

ND: What a smart guy. He's a newcomer so why should he get involved right away. He's first looking what Mauler and Steel are capable of!

JP: Steel picks up Mauler and he sends him into a corner. Steel then charges in right away, but Mauler moves out of the way in time and Steel flies chestfirst into the corner. We see that Laps is laughing after seeing that. Steel gets up again and he notices that Laps is still laughing. Steel seems to get pissed and now he charges in on Laps who's still leaning in one of the other corners. Steel comes in, but oooh Laps hops up at the last moment and again Steel flies chestfirst into a turnbuckle.

ND: Laps then picks up Steel and he sends him into the ropes. Steel comes off and Laps hits him with a nice clothesline and Steel goes down. Mauler then comes charging in but Laps also takes him down with a clothesline. Laps follows that up with bouncing into the ropes and he comes off and he does an elbow drop on Mauler. Laps then gets up again and does the same on Steel.

JP: Steel and Mauler down and only one man standing and his name is Drake Laps. Laps picks up Steel and he takes him by the head and he throws him over the toprope to the outside. Laps now goes over to Mauler and he picks him up and sends him in a corner. Laps charges in after and splashes right on top of him. Laps then climbs on the bottom ropes and he starts to ramm his fist into Maulers head!!

ND: Hey wait!! On the outside we see Fazzer coming out. He got a razor bat in his hand and he goes towards Steel. Is he gonna help him up? Fazzer and Steel have been tagteaming a couple of times lately, so it seems obvious that Fazzer is gonna help his partner. And yeah Fazzer now is helping Steel up again, what a nice move!

JP: Not something that we expect from Fazzer. Steel is back up standing now and then ....oooooohhh Fazzer just swings that razor bat and ramms Steel right in the head with it!!! BAMMMM!!! And Steel is busted open and he goes down to the mat!! Fazzer then picks up Steel again and he rolls him back into the ring and disappears!! Good God!

ND: And the ref never saw a thing coz he was standing on the other side of the ring. Laps is still in control and he grabs Mauler by the head now its Mauler time to get thrown over the toprope to the outside. Laps then turns around and still sees Steel on the mat. Laps goes over and well just goes for the cover. 1........................2..........................3........ And he wins it!! What a debut!!

JP: He never even broke a sweat here!!

ND: So next week its gonna be Xtreme versus Drake Laps for the number one contenderspot for the Prime Time Title.

(Commercials).

Saphio: Ah just the man i wanted to see!

Exile: uh hunh

Saphio: Are you ready for your match again Dan tonight?

Exile: uh hunh

Saphio: Right, im about ready for mine too...Ex, what are you doing

Exile: uh hunh

Saphio: Ex...EX! EXILE!!!!

Exile: UGH NO ONE HAS A FREAKING TV!!!

(Exile turns and leaves the room with Saphio trying to figure out what in gods name just happened.)

JP: Ok, we just saw that Exile got better things on his mind than preparing for his match again Dan Prohibition. Thats not that smart.

ND: Agh, the guy is just trying to relax a bit before the match. There's nothing wrong with that, now is there.

JP: But well you can overdue it.

ND: Talking about overduing it. The All American Hero is up next.

JP: Hey show some more respect for The Punisher, please!! He's done alot for the people and for the EWCL!! And he deserved this title shot tonight.

ND: Cerberus has been defending his Prime Time Title for a couple of weeks in a row now. I doubt that he will have many problems with Punisher.

JP: Do not underestimate the Punisher. When you only look at the Prime Time Title, then you see that he won that one already 2 times. Next to Bull Dozer he's the only two time Prime Time Title Champion.

ND: Yeah great.

(Then American Made starts to play and the crowd goes wild. Right after The Punisher and Swamp Fox come walking out and they start to shake the hands of the fans. They make their way to the ring and Punisher climbs in).

(Then then Terminator 2 theme starts to play and "The Armageddon" Cerberus comes out. He got the Prime Time Title around his waist. He reaches ringside and hands the titlebelt over to Jay Blue and then enters the ring.).

JP: The bell rings and Cerberus and Punisher stare eachother down. We all know that they use to be good friends. Punisher gave Cerberus one of his first breaks to give him a place in the second Ministry of Total Justice. But now things are different. Cerberus doesn't need anyone, and definately doesn't need the Ministry and The Punisher.

ND: Punisher and Cerberus circle eachother for a couple of seconds and then they tie up. Cerberus grabs Punisher in a side headlock and he goes into the ropes. He lets go off Punisher and when he comes off the ropes, Punisher hits Cerberus with a shoulderblock. Cerberus back to his feet again and he bounces into the ropes and comes off with a spinning heelkick and its Punisher who goes down.

JP: Cerberus grabs Punisher by the head and he throws a couple of punches. But then Punisher blocks one and returns a punch of his own. Thats the beginning of a series of punches by the Punisher. The crowd goes wild as Punisher grabs Cerberus by the arm and sends him into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and its Punisher with a big powerslam!! And he goes for the first cover of the match, 1.................2...........but a kickout.

ND: Punisher goes to the corner now and climbs the second rope. He dives off for a double axehandle, but oooh Cerberus got up and he kicks Punisher out of the air into the stomach area!! Punisher falls down to the mat and Cerberus runs towards the corner himself now and .....oooh yeah split-legged moonsault and he lands on Punisher!!! Now Cerberus for the pin, 1......................2.................but a kickout.

JP: Cerberus gets up to his feet again and he picks up Punisher. Cerberus with a chop to the chest and then he whips him into the ropes again. Cerberus goes for a karate kick, but Punisher grabs the leg, but oooh Cerberus reverses with an enziguiri!! Cerberus to the toprope now. He stands on the topturnbuckle. And he.....DOOMSDAY....BUT OOOOOH Punisher moved out of the way in the last moment!!! And Cerberus flew straight into the mat!!

ND: Punisher uses the ropes to get back up and he then moves over to Cerberus. He grabs Cerberus by the hair and he sets him up for one of his powerbombs. Punisher lifts him up and yeahhh he does it!! This could be it. Punisher goes for the cover, 1................2..........but Cerberus kicks out. Punisher thought he had it here, but its not over yet. Punisher picks Cerberus up again, and he goes for another powerbomb.

JP: But this time Cerberus blocks it and he backdrops Punisher to the mat!!! Cerberus now grasping for air and he then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off and does a summersault and lands on Punisher!! Cerberus then hooks the leg and goes for the pin, but he only gets a two count here.

ND: Cerberus doesn't stop and he picks Punisher up and hands out a couple of fists again. He then irish whips Punisher, but Punisher reverses the whip and sends Cerberus into the ropes. Cerberus comes off and he ducks under Punishers arm and bounces in the ropes again. Cerberus comes off again and does a flying forearm and lands on Punisher!!

JP: Cerberus gets back up again, but so does Punisher. Both men stare eachother down again. They then tie up and its Cerberus with a knee to the midsection. He then irish whips Punisher into the corner. Cerberus charges in right after, but ooooooh man, Punisher lifts his leg up and Cerberus flies facefirst into that BIG BOOT!!!! But Cerberus is not going down!! He's staggering and looks dizzy, but he's not falling to the mat!!

ND: Punisher then comes in and he grabs Cerberus and .......THE GAVEL!!! OH NOOOO!!! We hadn't seen that one in a while!! Cerberus goes down and Punisher goes for the cover and. 1...............................2..............................3........NOOOOO!!!

JP: We have a new Prime Time Champion!!! The Punisher now is a three time Prime Time Champion!! The first ever in EWCL history!!!

(The Punisher can't believe it and he raises his hands into the air and the crowd goes wild. In the meantime the ref comes in with the titlebelt. But Cerberus also got back to his feet again and he grabs the title out of the ref's hands and he charges in on Punisher).

JP: BAMMMMM!!! OOOoh noooo Cerberus just slammed Punisher with that belt to the head!! And Punisher goes down!! Cerberus now stands over the fallen Punisher and he just drops the titlebelt on the chest of Punisher! Cerberus then slides out of the ring and leaves.

(Commercials).

(The scene then fades out and right after we see the EWCL conference room. The room is full and we see Financial Advisor Bo Lucas, we see reporter and scout Bill Carty, we also see the booker and some other staffmembers. Two seats are still empty. One seat belongs to Prez Cazzo and the other seat belongs to Commissioner Saphio.

Just when Bo Lucas wanted to speak, Commissioner Saphio comes walking in and takes the word right away).

Saphio: Right in time!

(The others mumble a bit).

Saphio: It looks like we can begin. Cazzo said 9.30 and its 9.35 right now.

Bo Lucas: But, Eric isn't here yet. We should wait for him.

Saphio: I just passed his office and I asked if it was ok if we would already begin and Cazzo never said anything. So I guess that means I am in charge right now.

Bo Lucas: But....

Saphio: I SAID THAT MEANS THAT I AM IN CHARGE RIGHT NOW!!!

(All the other staffmembers are quiet and just look at Saphio who gets up from his chair).

Saphio: I know that Eric arranged this meeting to talk about the Christmas in Hell ppv, thats will take place 23rd of December. I also know that he wanted to discuss the Main Event match with all of you. Well I can tell you that the Main Event at Christmas in Hell won't be a big surprise. I really wonder why Cazzo had to arrange a special meeting for that. HELLO!! A blind man can see that the Main Event at the PPV is gonna be Sean Corvik versus Exile!!

Saphio: But I know thats not why Cazzo arranged this meeting. He arranged it for a special match that is gonna take place at Christmas in Hell. A match that he needs the signature for from all of you. A match namely between HIM and ME!!

(Now the other staffmembers are really quiet, but then Bo Lucas takes the word).

Bo Lucas: What do you mean?

Saphio: Do I need to spell it out for you?? A match between Cazzo and ME at Christmas in Hell!!

Bo Lucas: Thats all?

Saphio: Thats all.

Bo Lucas: Just a match between you and Eric. No strings attached, nothing weird going on.

Saphio: Yes, you have my word on that.

Bo Lucas: Well I guess there's nothing wrong with that then.

Saphio: Thats what I thought.

(Saphio then starts to hand out a paper to everyone in the room. They all immediately sign the paper and we also see the grin on Saphio's face get bigger. After everyone signed the paper and handed it back Saphio smiles even more).

Saphio: OH MAN HOW FREAKING GULLABLE ARE ALL OF YOU??!!??

Bill Carty: What?

Saphio: NO WONDER CAZZO IS GOING BANKRUPT, WITH YOU AS A STAFF!!

Bill Carty: What do you mean?

Saphio: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST SIGNED?

Bill: A match between you and him at the PPV.

Saphio: Yeah, thats true. But not JUST a match!! A match with a special stipulation that I needed your approval for!!

Bill: What special stipulation?

Saphio: The stipulation that I will put my Commissionership on the line and that Eric will put his Presidentship on the line!!

Bo Lucas: WHAT??!!??

Saphio: Yeah you heard me!! Thats what you all just signed!!! SUCKERS!!!

(While Saphio leaves the conference room and leaves the others left feeling as retards, the scene fades out).

JP: Its unbelievable!! How could they sign that??!!?? How on earth could they sign that??!!?? Why wasn't I at that meeting!!

ND: Coz you are not important enough John.

JP: Yeah, but just look at what happend now. Look at that match thats been booked for the PPV. I don't think Cazzo wanted that.

ND: Well then he should of attended that meeting.

JP: HE WOULD OF IF SAPHIO WOULDN'T OF DRUGGED HIM!!

ND: Agh, details.

(Commercials).

JP: Ok, we are back again and well I think the best thing is to just go on to our next match. Another threeway match in which Joe Johnson is gonna defend his title against Fazzer and Mystic. Mystic who first allied with Joe against Corvik, but last week they turned again. Last week Mystic and Joe faced eachother and well nothing of an alliance was left there.

ND: Now Mystic gets another chance at the title and this time Fazzer is mixed into it.

(Outshined starts to play and Mystic comes walking out. He gets some mixed reactions from the crowd as he comes out. He walks to the ring and gets in and waits for his opponents).

(Then O'Fortuna starts to play and Fazzer comes walking out. The crowd starts to boo him right from the start. Fazzer waves it away and walks to the ring and slides in).

(Then My own summer starts to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson appears on the ramp. The Internet Champ walks to the ring and he then slides in. Joe then asks for a mic and gets it).

Joe Johnson: Fazzer, when you called me out last week and implied that I was overly arrogant…. IT HURT!! When you trash talked about how I knew nothing about hardcore….. IT HURT!! And when you challenged me to a match at the upcoming pay-per-view, Christmas in Hell…..IT HURT!! You see Fazzer, your caliber is nowhere….. NOWHERE near that of mine… You have no right to challenge someone of my superstardom to such a pay-per-view! And you have no right to be in the same match as me! I'm the reigning Internet Champion Fazzer! And I was the former undefeated Hardcore Champion!! But tonight….. you won't have to worry about facing "The Hardcore Event"….. Oh no my dear Fazzer…. You'll need to worry about facing THE ICON!!

(While Fazzer stares at Joe Johnson, its Mystic who attacks Fazzer from behind. At that moment Johnson rolls out of the ring with his title and microphone in hand. The bell rings and the match between Mystic and Fazzer starts while Joe Johnson stays on the outside.)

JP: Who would of guessed that!!

ND: Mystic knocked Fazzer down from behind and he now picks him up again. Mystic lifts Fazzer up and executs a backbreaker. Mystic then gets back up and he sends Fazzer into the ropes, and when Fazzer comes off its Mystic with a spinebuster. We hear Joe Johnson shout out: "Get him Damien! Kick his Ass!". Mystic picks Fazzer up again and sends him into the ropes again.

JP: Fazzer comes off again, and this time he ducks the arm, and comes off the ropes again and he stops in front of Mystic and grabs him and lifts him up for a dragon suplex and executes it!! Fazzer grabs Mystic up again and sends him into the ropes and when he comes off he hits Mystic with a belly to belly overhead suplex!! Fazzer goes for the pin, but he only gets a two count.

(On the outside Joe Johnson shouts out now: "You're nothing Fazzer! You're nothing!").

ND: Fazzer goes over to the ropes and he shouts something back at Joe Johnson. But then Mystic comes up from behind Fazzer agian and he rolls him up for the cover, 1..............2..........kickout. Mystic then picks Fazzer up and delivers a couple of punches. He then bounces himself into the ropes and comes off for one of his trademark 3/4 swinging neckbreakers!

(Joe Johson shouts out: "Show Fazzer Your Reality!!! Finish him off Damien!").

JP: Mystic nodds at Joe and then picks Fazzer up again and he goes for his Reality Check, a rude awakening neckbreaker!! But Fazzer somehow manages to get out of the move and he throws Mystic into the corner. Fazzer comes in with a big elbow right after. Fazzer then lifts Mystic up on top of the topturnbuckle. Fazzer climbs on aswell and he then grabs Mystic and......T-BONE suplex from the toprope!!!

ND: Holy Shit!!! Did you see that!!! What a high risk move!!! Fazzer goes for the cover now, 1......................2................but Mystic kicked out!! How did he do that!! Fazzer gets up and he kicks Mystic in the head several times. He then picks him up again and grabs him from behind and executes a german suplex!! Fazzer goes for another pin attempt, but again he only gets a two count.

JP: Fazzer then stares at Joe Johnson again and then goes to the topturnbuckle. Fazzer stands on top and he goes for a big flying elbow!! He dives off, but oooooh Mystic moved out of the way in time!! Fazzer flew straight into the mat there!!

(Joe Johnson shouts out now: "Superkick him and knock his fuckin' head off!").

JP: Both Fazzer and Mystic are trying to get back up to their feet again. Mystic is up to his feet and so is Fazzer now. Fazzer turns towards Mystic, but Mystic saw it coming and .......CYNERGY BLAST!!! He superkicked Fazzer right in the face and The Dark One goes down!!!

ND: Mystic goes for the cover and. 1.......................2..........................3.......... Mystic gets the win over the Dark One here!! Fazzer down on the mat and Mystic is raising his hands into the air.

JP: But Mystic continues to kick and stomp on Fazzer now. He now lifts Fazzer up again and oooooh he piledrives him back into the mat!!! Mystic picks Fazzer up again and he now is tieing him in the ropes. Oh nooo Fazzers arms are now tied up in the ropes. What are they gonna do to him?

ND: Joe Johnson rolls back into the ring now and he got a steelchair with him. He walks over to Fazzer with that chair and he mocks Fazzer abit. Oh man what a sight!! Fazzer is trying to free himself out of those ropes, but it doesn't work. Joe Johnson then swings his chair and ...The Crown of Crimson!!! BAMMMM!!! BAMMMM!!! BAMMMMM!!! Joe Johnson nails Fazzer with that steelchair three times in a row!!

JP: And there's nowhere that Fazzer can go!! Fazzer seems to be knocked out now!!

(Then Joe drops the chair and he does the Cruxif position and then he and Mystic take off and leave ringside).

(Commercials).

JP: Its time for our next match. Saphio against a mystery opponent.

ND: Not that mysterious John. Saphio said himself that he is facing 3 off the toughest jobbers in the business. So don't underestimate that.

JP: Oh no, only props for the jobbers from me.

(AC/DC Highway to Hell starts to play. There are orange strobe lights flashing around the arena and then in the entrance way is the silohuette of Saphio. The lights come back on and huge explosions explode from the ramp. Saphio stands on the rampway looking down on the fans with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He is getting some real heat off them Saphio is wearing pair black wrestling pants with a rose down the left leg.The hardore belt is strapped around his waist. Saphio continues to scan the crowd with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He then raises his head and walks down the rampway. He slides in the ring and takes a mic off Jay Blue.)

Saphio: Right lets get this awesome match underway. Tonight will be a momentous occasion for Venom. It will be the biggest match that the Hardcore title has seen on a venom. Three men onto one! The Hardcore champion versus three of the.....of the....... of the most er..... Oh fuck it. Let the games begin!!

(Then on the p.a system some cheesy 80's music starts to play. Then the piano beat comes into it and from the back we see Herbie Hiscock, Brett Houston and Billy Wannabe. The crowd boo big time and Saphio is standing in the middle of the ring in a loud laugh. He stands there laughing for a long time as the three jobbers stay standing on top of the rampway. Saphio then stops laughing and starts talking again.)

Saphio: Ok you three. Get your ass's down here and lets show the world the greatest Hardcore champion the EWCL has ever seen.

(But the three jobbers just stay where they are. They look like they don't want to be there. Saphio: Hey! Get your asses down here!! They still do not move and reluctantly shake their heads.)

Saphio: If you guys don't get your asses down here in three seconds you are all out of a job!! You understand 1...................2..............

(Then Damned if I do by starts and the crowd go nuts. Prez Cazzo walks out to a standing ovation. He rubs his eyes to get the sleep out of it, but continues his way to the ring. Saphio has a look of aboslute anger on his face as Cazzo comes out.)

Prez Cazzo: Hey coward! Whatever you want to say about me.

Saphio: Oh yeah well bring it on Cazzo cos I am ready for anyone!! Bring it on baby!!

Prez Cazzo: Shut up Saphio!! Better pay attention now coz I got someone for you!!

(Then Seek and Destroy starts to play and Saphios white with shock. The crowd cheer like crazy and The Big man himself Ex-Terminator comes walking out from the back. Saphio starts to get ready in the ring as Ex-Terminator makes his way to the ring for his chance to become the three time Hardcore champion.)

JP: Oh yeah now thats something different than 3 jobbers!! Saphio has to fight Ex-Terminator right now!! Ex-Terminator a two time hardcore champion himself.

ND: Ex-Terminator slides in the ring, but Saphio attacks him right away with a couple of kicks and stomps to the head. Ex-T tries to get up, but Saphio holds him down to the mat. Saphio now even uses the bottom rope to choke Ex-T. He got Ex-T under the bottom rope and now Saphio uses his foot to choke him even harder!! And this is allowed people, as this is a hardcore match.

JP: Saphio now lets go off the choke and he picks Ex-T up by the head. Saphio then drags Ex-T over to a corner and he ramms his head into the topturnbuckle!! He does that for about 4 times!! Saphio then irish whips Ex-T, but Ex-T reverses the whip and throws Saphio into that corner!! Ex-T now climbs on top off Saphio and starts to ramm his fist into his forehead. 1...2....3....4....5....6.....7....8.....9....10...

ND: The crowd is cheering Ex-T on!! Its been awhile since he heard that! Ex-T picks up Saphio now and he lifts him om top off the topturnbuckle. Ex-T climbs on the toprope himself aswell now. Ex-T lifts Saphio up for a superplex, but Saphio blocks it!! Ex-T tries again, but again Saphio blocks it, and oooooh man!!! Saphio counters with a superplex of his own!! A SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

JP: HOLY SHIT!!! A superplex all the way to the outside to the concrete floor!!! I can't believe that!! Both men are down from that bump!! I don't see any movement here! Oh wait I see Saphio slowly getting back up again. Saphio goes over to the spanish announcetable and he grabs one of the monitors. He then goes back towards Ex-T and BAMMM he throws the monitor on top off Ex-T!!

ND: Oh man!!! Saphio picks the monitor up again and I think he wants to slam it again into Ex-T. But ooooh Ex-T lifts his leg up and ooooh he lowblows Saphio!! And Saphio goes down to one knee. Meanwhile Ex-T uses the guardrail to get back up agian. He is up and he checks his back and then he sees the monitor and he picks it up!! Ex-T then charges in on Saphio and BAMMMMM!! He smashes it in Saphio's head and he goes down!!

JP: Ex-T goes for the cover now, 1......................2.............but Saphio kicks out here now!! Ex-T then picks Saphio up again and he lifts him on top off the guardrail. Ex-T climbs on the guardrail aswell now and he grabs Saphio and.....SUPERPLEX OFF THE GUARDRAIL!! Ex-T finally got his superplex!! Man, again what a bump!!! Ex-T takes his time and then goes for the cover, 1........................2............but another kickout.

ND: Ex-T picks Saphio up again and he whips him into the guardrail. Saphio flies in backfirst and then Ex-T charges righ in after, but Saphio counters with backdropping Ex-T over the guardrail into the crowd. Saphio then gets on top off that guardrail and jumps off with a double axehandle and hits Ex-T. Saphio then grabs Ex-T by the head and throws him back over the guardrail to ringside.

JP: Saphio also gets back to ringside again and he picks up that monitor once again. He stands over Ex-T and swings it again. But hey!!! ITS The Punisher!!! The Punisher is come out running to the ring!! And he's not alone!! He got MAGGIE in his hands!! Maggie, Saphio's bowling ball!! Punisher charges in on Saphio and WHAMMMM!!! He ramms that bowling ball into Saphio's head and the hardcore champ goes down!!

ND: Punisher wants to use that bowling ball once more, but then he stops. He stops coz he sees Cerberus coming out from the crowd!! Cerberus climbs on the guardrail and he jumps off for a crossbody and lands on Punisher and takes him down to the concrete!! Cerberus picks Punisher up and the two start to hand out punches and they fight their way back down the ramp.

JP: On the outside Saphio is still knocked out, while Ex-T is getting back up again. Ex-T now goes for the cover on the outside, 1.........................2.............but I can't believe it!! Saphio kicked out!! Saphio kicked out of that!! Even Ex-T can't believe that!! Ex-T picks Saphio up now and he lifts him up for the Exterminated!! Ex-T lifts him up, but noooo Saphio pushes Ex-T off of him!!

ND: And Saphio grabs Ex-T and irish whips Ex-T into the steel ringsteps!! Ex-T flies in chestfirst!! Saphio goes over right away and he lifts Ex-T on top of the steelringsteps!! Saphio then grabs Ex-T and .....FLATLINER ON THE RINGSTEPS!!!

JP: HOLY SHIT!!! And Saphio is going for the cover now. 1...........................2..........................3....... I can't believe this! Saphio is still the Hardcore Champion!!! He defeated Ex-Terminator here, but it was very close.

ND: And we see that Prez Cazzo doesn't like it, he doesn't like it at all.

(Commercials).

JP: Back once again. Our next match is the one between Sean Corvik and Blade. On one side a man who seen it all, who almost won it all. And on the other side a man who is reasonably new to the EWCL, but he made a very good impression sofar. Its Corvik against Blade. Last week they faced eachother in a tagmatch. Saint & Sinner won that match but after the match Blade and Exile sent Corvik and Prohibition through a table!!

ND: Now its one on one!!

(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Powerman 5000's "Nobody's Real" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent. We also see now that Exile is coming out right behind Blade. Exile is still carrying that same black bag he had before. Exile then goes over to the commentators.) ND: Hey there Exile how are you doing?

JP: Dont suck up to him

Exile: uh hunh

(Exile takes out the SNES system and plugs it into one of the TV's that is used for Color Commentating).

JP: Hey you cant do that! We need those!

Exile: uh hunh

(Exile starts up the game and starts to play)

ND: Oh cool, you're picking Ryu again!

JP: Will you please stop!!

(Then Angry again starts to play and Sean Corvik comes walking out. Like last week he got a black band around his arm as a remembrance for Eddie Osbourne. The crowd cheers Corvik on while he walks to the ring. Corvik then uses the ringsteps to climb into the ring. He stares at Exile for a sec and sees him focussing on that monitor and Corvik shakes his head).

JP: The ref explains the rules to Corvik and Blade this match is on! Blade and Corvik circle eachother for about 8 seconds and then they lock up. Corvik then waistlocks Blade, but Blade reverses the waistlock and follows that up with a german suplex. Blade picks up Corvik again and this time he executes a full nelson slam on him!! What a start right, Neil.

ND: Yeah, Ryu almost destroyed his opponent already after 5 seconds!!

JP: I'm talking about the match!! Not about that game!

ND: Oh, oh.

JP: Blade is kicking away at Corvik now. Blade then picks up Corvik, but Corvik with a right one to the head of Blade. Blade returns with a right one of himself, but Corvik ducks it and he lifts Blade up and flapjacks him into the ropes!!! OOOH MAN!!! Blade just flew into the ropes facefirst!!!

ND: Ryu uh I mean Corvik now goes over to Blade and he picks him up and he atomic drops him and again Blade flies into the ropes!! Blade bounces back from those ropes and Corvik follows that up with a backsuplex!! Master of the Moves!!!

(Just at that moment Exile looks up at Neil Down).

ND: Uh, I mean, nice move Ryu guy!

JP: Corvik is standing right behind Blade now and he;s waiting for Blade to get to his feet. Blade doesn't seem to know where he is and he gets up and ooooh yeah Corvik goes for the Darkest Hour right now already!!! But Blade reverses it and changes it into a northern lights suplex!! What a reverse!!

ND: Blade then picks Corvik up and he sends him into the ropes. Corvik comes off and Blade hits him with a big boot to the face and Corvik goes down!! Blade jumps on top off him and starts to hand out a couple of punches! Blade then grabs Corviks head and starts to ramm it into the mat!! Bamm, bamm, bammm!!

JP: Blade lets go off Corvik's head and gets back to his feet again. Blade then gets ready for the Blade Runner while Corvik is trying to get up aswell. Corvik is up now and Blade grabs him, but moves around and changes it into a diamond cutter!!! Oh yeah!!! Corvik then bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off with a kneedrop on top off Blade!

ND: Corvik picks Blade up and he goes for another Darkest Hour attempt!! But ooooh again Blade reverses it!! Blade changes it into a belly to back suplex and Corvik goes down!! Blade picks up Corvik and hands out a couple of right ones. Corvik staggers backwards and falls into the ropes. And when he comes off the ropes, Blade grabs him and double chokeslams him straight to the mat!!

JP: OH MAN!!!! And Blade is going for the cover now, 1.............2.............but Corvik kicks out! Blade doesn't stop and he picks Corvik up and delivers a couple of chops to the chest. Blade then sends Corvik into the ropes, and Corvik comes off and ....double clothesline!! They clotheslined eachother and they both went down!!

(Then all of a sudden Roadblock is coming out. He runs to the ring and he looks under the ring. From under the ring he grabs a table. He sets the table up on the outside. Then Roadblock takes another table from under the ring. Roadblock sets the table up and he sets it up on top off the other table. So we got two tables set up on top off eachother on the outside. Roadblock then looks at Exile who's hooked up with his game and then looks into the ring where Blade and Corvik are still on the mat. Roadblock then starts walking out of ringside again).

JP: Corvik is the first who is getting back to his feet. He looks at Blade and then Corvik goes towards the corner and he sees those two tables set up on the outside. Crovik starts to climb the corner. But ooooh Blade is up already and he charges to the corner and he grabs Corvik who was already on the second rope and .....NECKBREAKER!!!!

ND: HOly shit!!! Did you see that spinning kick by Ryu!!!

JP: You mean holy shit did you see that neckbreaker by Blade!!

ND: Uh, yeah thats what I meant!!

JP: Now pay attention Neil!!

ND: I do my best.

JP: Blade is going for the cover now, 1...........2..........but a kickout by Corvik. Blade now picks up Corvik and he drags him over to the corner. Blade now lifts Corvik on top of the topturnbuckle!! That already took alot of effort, coz both men have been through alot in this match!! Corvik is on the topturnbuckle and Blade now also climbs on top off it.

ND: Blade sees the stacked tables and he is trying to hook Corvik in the Blade Runner now!! HE wants to do the Blade Runner from the toprope through those stacked tables!! Can you believe that!!! Blade lifts Corvik up, but Corvik blocks it and ...changes it .....and.......OOOOH NOOOOOOOO!!!!...CRACK........CRACK.....!!!

JP: Corvik changed it into a SEDATION!! A SEDATION FROM THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THOSE TWO STACKED UP TABLES!!! HOLY SHIT!!! AND I DO MEAN HOLY SHITTTTTT!!!! I have never seen anything like that!!! Both men went through those two tables to the concrete!! What a mess out there!!

ND: And it seems like Corvik is crawling back up again now. And he is picking up Blade right now and he rolls him back into the ring. Corvik gets in the ring aswell and he rolls himself on top off Blade and goes for the win, 1.................2.................nooooooooooo, how on earth did he kick out of that one??!!??

JP: I don't know Neil!! But thats something unbelievable from that kid!! He went through two tables and now he kicks out!! That must have took all the energy he had left in his body!!! Corvik shakes his head and he grabs Blade and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!! YESSSS!!! He got it hooked in!! Finally after a few attempts he got it on Blade!

ND: But Blade is not tapping out! We all can see the pain he is suffering, and he also just went through those tables. The ref is asking Blade, but Blade is slowly shaking his head!! But how long can he hold on? Blade is trying to reach for the ropes! He actually even moves a bit towards the ropes now. Can he do it?

JP: But ooooh Corvik drags Blade back over to the middle of the ring again! And Blade is shouting it out from the pain! Is he gonna tap out?!? He still refuses to tap out!! Corvik seems to hook the Darkest Hour in even stronger now and YEAHHH BLADE TAPS OUT!!! Blade tapped out!! Sean Corvik won this battle! This big match!!

ND: In the ring we see that Blade is laying out on the mat. While Corvik is up on his feet again, but you can see how much this match took out of him. Corvik slides to the outside. And wow, whats he gonna do? He's coming this way!

(Corvik walks over to the commentators and Exile. Exile is still sitting their playing his game. Corvik reaches the announcetable and he just pulls out the monitor and throws it on the ground. Exile looks up with big eyes at Corvik right away! Exile then reaches for his black bag and he grabs a bottle of whiskey out of it and...BAMMMM!!! HE smashes it on Corvik's head and the bottle breaks!!).

Exile: HAAAAAAAARUMMMMMMMKETTTTTTTT BITCH!!!!!!!!

JP: Oh nooooo!!! Exile just smashes a bottle of whiskey on Corviks head and Corvik went down and is drained in whiskey.

ND: Ah reminds me of my good old days.

JP: What a cowardly act by Exile!!

(Exile looks at Corvik and then he slides in the ring and helps his brother up and together they leave ringside).

(Commercials).

JP: Ok, we welcome you back for one final time tonight. Its time for the Main Event of the evening. Exile our Universal Champion taking on our one and only Hardcore Saint Dan Prohibition!! I don't think this is a title match though, as our Commissioner Saphio made sure that it wasn't.

ND: Yeah well Dan doesn't deserve that anyway.

JP: Why not? If someone deserves it, then its Dan Prohibition! He's got the most wins in the entire EWCL! If he doesn't deserve a title shot, then who does.

ND: Noone! Exile is the champ and should stay it.

JP: Shut up Neil.

ND: Agh you shut up John.

(Then One Step Closer hits, the titantron flashes an sXe symbol. Dan and Lydia walk out. Dan has the stop sign in his hand and the staplegun in his pocket. Dan raises his hands over his head in the shape of an X while Lydia wraps her arms around his waist. Dan and Lydia walk down to the ring and Dan slaps the fans high fives. Dan holds the rope open for Lydia and she climbs into the ring and Dan gets into the ring and climbs on the second rope, again making the X. Dan raises the bottom rope for Lydia and she exits the ring and stands on the arena floor as Dan waits for his opponent).

(Right after Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile and Roadblock come walking out. Exile got the Universal Title around his waist. While the crowd is boooing them the two walk to the ring. Exile hands the title over to Roadblock and Roadblock puts it around his own waist. Exile is still on the outside and Dan slides to the outside aswell to get a piece of Exile already).

JP: Dan walks towards Exile and the fight is on! Both men are trading blows and struggling along the rail. Dan now throws Exile into the steel ringsteps. Dan comes in with a kick to the head and right hands. Exile fires back with a hard chop, but Dan answers back with a right hand as the two trade back and forth. The ref is desperately trying to get both of them back into the ring, but with no success.

ND: Exile is now laying against the ringpost. Dan charges in on Exile, but Exile ducks and Dan hits the ringpost headfirst!! Exile then drags Dan into the ring. Exile hooks in a snap suplex and executes it. He follows that up with a quick elbow to the head of Dan. Exile then does a series of kicks to the body of Dan before he picks him up. Exile grabs Dan by the head and he sends him into the ropes.

JP: Dan comes off and Exile spears him down to the mat again and lands on him and hands out another series of punches!! Exile then goes for the cover, 1................2...........but Dan kicks out. Exile then gets up to his feet and he looks around and he sees Lydia standing on the outside. There then appears a little grin on Exile's face.

ND: Oh yeah, we know what Exile is doing. He is reliving the moment when he slapped Kandis on the ass a couple of weeks ago. Now tonight he gets a chance to slap someone else on the back, namely Lydia!

JP: Oh no I don't hope that was on Exile's mind. It like almost cost him that match before. But it seems like you are right Neil.

ND: As always.

JP: Exile again stares at Lydia, but the only thing Lydia is doing is cheering her man on. She yells out "Common Dan, you can do it". Exile then looks back at Dan and picks him up. Exile sends Dan into the ropes, but Dan comes off and reverses with a swinging neckbreaker!! Ooh yeah!!! Dan is back in the game again! Dan now bounces into the ropes and he comes off with a big legdrop! He then covers Exile and hooks the leg, 1.....................2..............but a kickout by Exile.

ND: Dan gets up and picks up the Universal Champ by the head. He then lifts Exile up for The Penance of Your Sins and he executes it!! Dan raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers his name! Dan then picks up Exile again and sends him into the ropes again. Exile comes off and Dan takes him to the mat with a big clothesline! Dan again bounces into the ropes and this time does an elbow drop on his opponent.

JP: On the outside we then see that Roadblock sneaked up behind Lydia. And he grabs Lydia!! Lydia is screaming it out now and Dan hears it and he goes towards the ropes. But just at that moment Exile comes up from behind Dan and he executes a reverse ddt!! Exile then slides to the outside. Roadblock still has a hold of Lydia. He grabbed her around the middle and they face eachother.

ND: Exile then comes closer and he looks at Lydia's behind and wants to slap it. But just at that moment, Lydia moves around 90 degrees, and coz Roadblock was still holding her he gets moved around aswell for 90 degrees. With a result that Exile slapped the behind of Roadblock instead of Lydia's!!

JP: HAHAHA!!! Raodblock immediately lets go off Lydia and she runs off. And Exile looks at his hand and at Roadblock.

ND: In the ring its Dan who got back to his feet and in the meantime he climbed the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he sees the two men standing on the outside. Dan dives off and......FLYING GUILLOTINE FROM THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE TAKES BOTH EXILE AND ROADBLOCK OUT!!! Both Exile and Roadblock went down to the concrete!!

JP: Dan gets back up and he picks up Exile and he uppercuts him. He then throws him backfirst into the apron and charges in and clotheslines him. Dan then grabs Exile's head and ramms it into the apron. Dan then rolls Exile back into the ring. Then just when Dan wants to roll back into the ring himself, its Roadblock who grabs him by the leg. Dan turns around and he kicks Roadblock in the stomach and .....STRAIGHT EDGE SPIKE on Roadblock!!

ND: Ooooh Shit!! Roadblock is knocked out now!!!

JP: Dan now slides himself back into the ring and he goes to climb the toprope again. Dan on top now and he dives off for frogsplash on Exile. But oooooooooooh Exile lifts his knees up and Dan flies chestfirst into those knees!! Exile uses the ropes to get back on his feet and he then looks to the outside and sees Roadblock still knocked out on the concrete. Exile then turns towards Dan again and he picks him up again and he picks him up and does a suplex that sends Dan to the mat.

ND: Exile goes over to Dan once again and he puts his boot to Dans throat and he starts choking him. The ref is trying to make Exile break the move, but Exile is not listening. The ref tries again, and now Exile lets go. He then picks up Dan and sends him back into the ropes. Dan comes off and Exile hits him with a powerslam to the mat!! Exile goes for the cover, 1....................2............but a kickout by Dan. Exile then picks up Dan once again and throws a couple of punches.

JP: Exile follows that up with sending Dan into the ropes again. But Dan holds on to the ropes. Exile then charges in right away and he clotheslines Dan over the toprope to the outside!! Exile then quickly starts to climb the topturnbuckle and he stands on top now and he does a moonsault all the way to the outside and lands on Dan!! HOLLY SHIT!!! What a move by Exile!! Exile also felt that and he's taking his time to get up again.

ND: Exile gets back up and he picks Dan up by the head and rolls him back into the ring. Exile follows in right after and he goes straight for Dan again. Exile picks him up and throws anohter few shots to the head. Exile then sends Dan into the ropes again, but Dan ducks the arm off Exile and stops and.....GODSMACK!!! He superkicks Exile straight in the face and Exile goes down!!

JP: Dan goes to the toprope now and he goes for another Flying Guillotine!! Dan jumps off and ....oooooh Exile moved out of the way in time and Dan flies into the mat!!! Exile then turns him on his back and he goes for the cover. The referee starts to count and Exile puts his legs on the second rope to use them as a leverage. And the referee doesn't see it!! 1..................................2.........................3...........And Exile got the win!! But he used the ropes!! He used the ropes!!

ND: Agh, get a grip Pilchard.

JP: Exile raises his hands in the air and when he sees that Dan is getting up again, Exile quickly slides to the outside. Exile starts to walk back down the ramp, but constantly looks back at the ring.

(Then when he almost reaches the ramp, we see Sean Corvik coming out! He charges in on Exile from behind and takes him down with a clothesline to the back of the head!! Exile goes down and Corvik grabs Exile agian and hooks in The Darkest Hour!!!).

JP: Oh yeahhhhh!!! The Darkeset Hour!!! Exile is tapping out there on the ramp, but this is not a match!! Hahaha!! That serves him!!

ND: Thats not fair!!

JP: Oh don't start about whats fair and whats not.

ND: ...

JP: All I can say is that Sean Corvik and Exile are gonna fight it out in two weeks at Christmas in Hell. And thats gonna be one battle of a match!!. For now this was Venom!!

ND: Byee!!