(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Prez Saphio, Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Exile, Joe Johnson, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).
(Then we see recent clips. First we see Exile throwing Sean Corvik off a 30 feet balcony, followed by footage of Corvik in the hospital. Then we see The Punisher pinning Exile and Corvik gets his contract back again. Finally we see that Sean Corvik wins the Universal Title from Exile by putting him asleep with his Darkest Hour with a result that Exile is in a coma right now. Then we go to our announcers of the evening).
Neil Down: EWCL Venom has begun. Another jam packed edition of your favourite sports entertainment program.
John Pilchard: Hello folks tonight we have a jammed card full of the top names in todays business. First up we got.........
(Then AC/DC's Highway to Hell starts to play. The crowd start to boo like never heard before. A chorus of boos echo around the arena and it feels like its shaking with the noise.There are orange strobe lights flashing around the arena and then in the entrance way is the silohuette of Saphio. The lights come back on and huge explosions explode from the ramp. Saphio stands on the rampway looking down on the fans with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He is getting some real heat off them Saphio is wearing a black suit with matching black shades. Saphio continues to scan the crowd with a look of absolute disgust on his face. He then raises his head and walks down the rampway. He reaches the ring and steps through the middle rope. He straightens out his suit and takes a mic. The crowd are now going crazy with their taunts. These seem to unphase Saphio as he remains stood in the middle of the ring. He raises his left hand into the air and after a couple of minutes the crowds ! boos dies down.)
Saphio: Along with a new year comes new views, new hopes and new dreams. New dreams are what all you scum want but will never get. Views are what you have and views are what you express but they just roll off me like water off a ducks back. And then you have hope. Alot of people have hope. Fazzer hopes that he can get reinstated or should I call him Samuel L. Jackson? Fazzer don't rip off excellent films it doesn't suit you and doesn't go down well with your fellow superstars who put effort into their shit each and every week! Wait a minute! Did I just say that? Anyway tonights card is one that Cazzo could never have come up with in his life. A card so full of talent and excellency its going to rip at the seems any second!! Lets take a look at this card shall we. First of all I don't know why I've even give Fazzer the chance to win his contract back but I have. He will face off against my man Mystic and a mystery opponent. OOOOOOOO!! So ladies and gentlemen I would like it for all of you to give it up for my man.....MYSTIC!!!
(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and from the back comes Mystic. He looks at the fans and shakes his head as he walks to the ring. He climbs in and Saphio smiles at him, he returns the smile and they shake hands.)
Saphio: Just look at this guy! A temple of a man. A man that is going straight to the top of the game. Nobody is stopping him in his way not even Samuel Fazzer!! Mystic I want you to teach Fazzer that power is glory!! Take him out, choke him, kill him!! I want him gone for good!
(Mystic looks at Saphio and nods with a sadistic smile on his face)
Saphio: Next on the card is a little tag team match I put together. Just a little idea I had for me to kick Cazzos ass all over the ring along with the help of my new man Iman Sain. Now I respect Imans decision to warm up for his match. HE wants to make an impression and thats fine by me. He will sure as hell make an impression on this fed and by my side is the place hes gonna be to do it!! Then we have the coveted Internet title on the line. Joe Johnson, a man whos like a new found brother to me, the hardcore event himself. And hes taking on Steel Brasco! Oh no! what have I done? Putting Joe Johnson in a match with Steel Brasco?! Uh oh Joe you'd better be ready!!M
(My own summer by Deftones blasts out and from the back we see the Internet champion Joe Johnson emerge. He gets to the ring and slides in. As he stands up Saphio walks over and him and Joe exchange a friendly hug. Joe then walks over to Mystic and shakes hands with his partner.)
Saphio: Just look. Just take a look at the talent in this very ring! Its a site that brings a tear to the eye. Knowing that its not even finished yet! Thats right there is another man that needs no introduction............
(Saphio stands still for a minute and holds the mic at his side. He looks to the back for a minute and waits)
Saphio: I SAID a man that needs no introduction!!
(At that note Nobodys real by Powerman 5000 plays and the crowd boo like crazy. Blade walks out from the back in his usual attire and the Hardcore title around his waist. He climbs into the ring and once again Saphio greets him with a friendly hug. Blade walks over to Joe Johnson and Mystic. They exchange handshakes and stand ready for Saphio to speak.)
Saphio: What a team!! Just look at the power, the brains, the technical abilities in the ring right now! Its breath taking. It's a shame that my champion cannot be here. The BEST Universal champion this federation has ever seen! The longest and the best. But fret not I have a secret weapon up my sleeve. A secret weapon that will destroy all of those who oppose me. Corvik, Danny boy P, Punisher, Fazzer and Cazzo! You will all feel what I can do. What you've seen so far is nothing, its nothing. The best.......IS YET TO COME!!!!
(AC/DC highway to hell starts up again and Saphio drops the mic. The four men in the ring all make their way to the back together and leave the arena.)
JP: Ok, now that Prez Saphio has left we can finally begin with our first match of the evening. Saphio gave Fazzer another chance to get his contract back.
ND: Charity, thats what it is.
JP: Hey, I told you before, have some more respect for our hall of famer Fazzer.
ND: Yeah, yeah.
(Then O'fortuna starts to play and moments after 'The Dark One' Fazzer appears from behind the curtains. Fazzer gets the approval and cheers from the crowd. Something that he hasn't experienced that much in the EWCL. Fazzer then starts walking to the ring. He reaches the ring, slides in and waits for his opponents).
(Then for the second time this evening Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out again. The crowd starts to boo the big mouth, but Mystic just waves it away and continues his walk to the ring. He reaches ringside and he slides in and waits in a corner for his partner).
JP: I wonder who his partner is gonna be?
ND: Yeah, well Saphio was the mastermind behind all this so its gonna be a big name.
JP: We'll find out in a few moments, Neil.
(The lights go out and then the opening riffs of "My own summer" by the Deftones start to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. The reigning Internet Champion walks to the ring and he reaches ringside and slides in and goes over to Mystic and they shake hands. It looks like even Mystic is a bit surprised that Joe Johnson is his partner).
JP: Its The Hardcore Event!! Joe Johnson!!
ND: Well its not really that big of a surprise Mystic and Joe Johnson did tag before as a team and they did pretty well. And Joe Johnson probly wants to kick Fazzers ass once again.
JP: The last time Joe faced Fazzer was at Christmas in Hell and he did beat him there, but this is different now.
ND: Yeah its even 2 against 1 right now.
(The ref explains the rules to all three of them and then the bell rings).
Ding ding ding
JP: Oh man, just like last week they put Fazzer in a two against one match in a tornado tagmatch. Mystic and Joe look at eachother and then they slowly close in on Fazzer each from one side. Then its Mystic who charges in on Fazzer, and they start to hand out fists. Fazzer and Mystic going at it right now!! Fazzer then blocks a right one of Mystic and returns with a big elbow himself. Fazzer then lifts Mystic up and atomic drops him.
ND: Fazzer wants to go for Mystic again, but Joe Johnson charges in on him now with a shouldertackle to the midsection of The Dark One. Fazzer goes down to his knees and Joe Johnson follows with a big kick to Fazzers head. Mystic and Joe Johnson then pick Fazzer up and they lift him up and OOOOOOHHH they drop him and Fazzer falls headfirst into the ropes!!
JP: Mystic and Joe Johnson pick Fazzer up again and they irish whip him into the ropes. Fazzer bounces into the ropes, but he holds on to them. Joe Johnson charges in right after, but ooooh Fazzer counters with backdropping him over the toprope to the outside!! OOOH YEAHH!!! But Mystic doesn't hesitate for a second and he charges in on Fazzer now, but oooooh baby, Fazzer lifts his leg up and Mystic flies facefirst into the big boot of Fazzer!
ND: Mystic falls down to the mat and Fazzer goes for the cover, 1..................2..........but a kickout by Mystic. Fazzer picks him up by the head and he sends him into the ropes again, Mystic comes off and Fazzer does a spinning heelkick that takes Mystic down to the mat again!! Fazzer now goes towards the toprope. He starts climbing the toprope and he reaches the topturnbuckle now.
JP: Fazzer stands on top now, but NOOOOOO just when he wants to jump off its Joe Johnson who got back to his feet again. And Joe Johnson grabbed a steelchair on the outside and he climbed on the apron and BAMMMMMM!!! He nails Fazzer to the back with that steelchair and Fazzer falls from the toprope to the mat!! Oooooh nooooo!!! How on earth can Fazzer win like this?
ND: Well thats the idea Pilchard.
JP: In the meantime Mystic got back to his feet again and he moves over to Fazzer and he picks him up by the head. Mystic lifts him up and does one of his butterfly sit out powerbombs!!! Nicely done!! Mystic then goes for the pin, 1.................2...............but Fazzer kicks out!! Yes, its not over yet!!! Mystic gets back up and he starts to kick Fazzer to the head. Joe Johnson then climbs back into the ring and he still got that chair in his hands.
ND: Mystic then picks up Fazzer and he irish whips him towards Joe Johnson and BAMMMMMMMMM!!! Joe Johnson ramms that steelchair straight into Fazzers face!!! I LOVE IT!! What a double team move!!! Joe Johnson is the tagteampartner that everybody wants to have!!!
JP: Whats that suppose to mean?
ND: You'll see.
JP: Anyway, Fazzer is laying knocked out on the mat now. And Mystic is going for the cover again, 1...........................2.................but noooo Fazzer kicks out again!! Mystic gets to his feet again and he looks at Joe Johnson and Joe knows what Mystic is trying to say. Joe and Mystic drag Fazzer towards the ropes and they set him up against the ropes and noooo they are tieing Fazzer in the ropes again!! Not again!!!
ND: Oh yeah, you know what this is gonna lead to!! Crown of Crimson!!!!!! Oooh yeah!!! Fazzer is tied up with is arms in the ropes in a cruxifix position and Joe Johnson looks at the steelchair. But Mystic then stops Joe Johnson and he goes over to Fazzer and .......CYNERGY BLAST!!!! OOOOOH HOLY SHIT YEAHH!!!! Mystic just gave Fazzer his superkick finisher right in the face!!!
JP: Ooh God, somebody stop this.
ND: No, we are not done yet.
JP: WE?
ND: Yeah we. And what makes you a Fazzer fan all of a sudden? I saw some footage that you were almost pissing in your pants when he stood in front of you.
JP: Yeah well at least I wasn't laying on the mat after a chairshot from him.
ND: .....
JP: Fazzer is still tied up in those ropes and now it seems like its Joe Johnsons turn. He first goes over to Fazzer and he slaps him in the face. He wants Fazzer to be by conscious when he's gonna hit him with that chair. Oh man what a sadistic bastard!! He slaps Fazzer again and The Dark One opens his eyes again!! Joe Johnson then takes a step backwards and wants to swing his steelchair.
(But then all of a sudden the lights go off and we hear Bible Basher by Deicide playing extremely loud over the pas system!!).
JP: WHATS GOING ON? I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, AND I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF SPEAK!!!
ND: WHAT??
JP: HUH?
ND: WHAT?
(Then about 30 seconds later the music slowly starts to fade out and the lights are coming back on again. In the ring we see Mystic and Joe Johnson layed out in the middle of the ring. And we also see that Fazzer is laying on top off Joe Johnson. The referee goes over and he starts to count).
JP: 1.......................2.............................3............ YEAHHHH!!! Fazzer got the win!!! I don't know how or what, but Fazzer got the win!!!!! I can't believe it!! Fazzer won and he got his contract back!!
ND: What the fuck??!!?? I want to know what happend while the lights were out and the music was on.
JP: Well that music sure sounded like the music off Arcan...
(Pilchard gets interrupted by a voice that we hear over the pa system).
Voice: Welcome Home Fazzer!
JP: Who, what?
(In the ring we see that Fazzer slowly is getting back up again and he looks to the ceiling and he raises his hands in the air).
ND: When I get my hands on the one responsible for this.
JP: If I am right about who did this, then you don't even want to think of what you just said.
ND: What you mean?
(Pilchard gets closer to Neil Down and whispers something in his ear).
ND: Ooooh, uh, ooooh.
(Commercials).
JP: We are back from the commercials and we are are still amazed by what we just saw. Mystic and Joe Johnson were beating the hell out of Fazzer, when the lights went out, loud music was on. And like only a minute after Fazzer got the win by pinning Joe Johnson. And I'm almost sure that was the work off Ar..
(At that moment Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts to play and Prez Saphio is coming out again. Once again the crowd starts to boo as hell. Saphio is not alone as Pamela Charles, Cazzo's ex-fiancee joins him to the ring. Saphio quickly walks to the ring and uses the ringsteps to get in. Saphio doesn't have a too happy face at the moment).
JP: I think he's pissed coz Fazzer got his contract back.
ND: Well ofcourse the man is pissed, can you blame him?
JP: Well...
(Then the lights go out and the opening riffs of Stupify by Disturbed start to play. The lights come on again and Iman Sain appears on the ramp. He starts walking down the ramp to ringside. The hardcore wrestler from Jacksonville makes his way to the ring and slides in and goes over to Prez Saphio and they shake hands).
(Again the crowd boos loud at the two).
(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and former Prez of the EWCL Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt comes walking out. The crowd is going insane as he makes his way down the aisle to ringside. Cazzo is wearing his traditional Dropkick King t-shirt and on his way to the ring he shakes the hands of some of the fans. He then reaches ringside and he looks over at Pamela Charles for a second, shakes his head and then uses the ringsteps to get in the ring).
JP: Cazzo is ready to rumble!!! Oh yeah he is!!!
ND: Well he has to wait for his partner first.
(Then Super charger heaven by White Zombie starts to play and the crowd starts to cheer already. But nothing is happening. Nobody appears from behind the curtains and the crowd gets more quiet now. )
JP: Where is Halo?
(In the ring we see that Saphio starts to laugh and he starts to trashtalk to Cazzo now. But then Super Charger Heaven starts to play again and the smile on Saphio's face disappears again. Cazzo now turns towards the ramp and he bends over the ropes and continuously stares down at the ramp. But again nothing is happening and nobody is coming out. And then all of a sudden Saphio and Iman Sain charge in on Cazzo and they clothesline him to the back of the head and Cazzo flies over the toprope to the outside!!).
JP: Oooh noooooo!!! Another cheapshot!!! They took Cazzo by surprise and now he's out on the concrete!!
ND: In the ring we see that Iman Sain is standing on the topturnbuckle now. He looks to the outside and he dives off and ...........GOOOD GODDDD!!!!....THE LEAP FROM INSANITY (450 splash) TO THE OUTSIDE AND HE LANDS STRAIGHT ON CAZZO!! What a move!!! And look at Saphio, he has a grin from here to eternity on his face!!
JP: Saphio now also slides to the outside and he helps Iman Sain back up again after that suicide dive. Together they pick up Cazzo and they start to hand out a couple more fists to the face. But Cazzo is already out of it I think. Now we see that Saphio and Iman Sain are rolling Cazzo into the ring again. What are they gonna do next?
ND: They are going for the topturnbuckle again.
JP: Hey, you are even right Neil. Hey, how did you know that?
ND: Uhm...just intuition.
JP: Yeah I bet.
ND: Saphio and Iman Sain drag Cazzo over to one of the four corners and then Iman Sain starts to climb the topturnbuckle. He's on top now and then Saphio lifts Cazzo up on the topturnbuckle!! Iman Sain is getting ready for something now. He gets a hold of Cazzo and he maneuvres him into a piledriver position!! AND.....AND......MENTAL SUICIDE!!!! IMAN SAIN JUST DID A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER OFF THE TOPROPE TO THE MAT!!!
JP: OOOOOH NOOOOOO!!! And Cazzo is totally out of it now!!! Iman Sain rolls himself on top off Cazzo and the ref comes over for the count. 1...............................2..............................3.....
ND: Yessss, Saphio and Iman Sain won!!! What a battle, what a fight!!
JP: Yeah sure.
(We see that Prez Saphio is asking for a mic, and Jay Blue hands one over to him. Saphio then moves over to Cazzo and starts to talk).
Saphio: Once again I made the right move!! Once again I showed you are a sucka, Eric!! Once again you proved that you make bad decisions all the time!!
JP: The only bad decision that Cazzo ever made was rehiring Saphio!!
ND: Was not!!
JP: Was to!!
Saphio: Cazzo, you make me laugh!! Putting all your money on Halo, hah. You thought you had it, didn't you? You thought you have the best eye for talent. But no uh, I got the eye, and I got the talent in Iman Sain, right here next to me!! Iman Sain is the next best thing and I am the one who put faith in him and brought him to the people! Ha!!
(Saphio then drops the mic and together with Iman Sain he leaves ringside).
(Commercials).
ND: We are back once again after those fascinating commercials. Back after another beating for Cazzo. Doesn't it get boring for him to get beaten to crap week in week out.
JP: He gets screwed like every week. Tonight they attacked him while he was waiting for his tagteampartner Halo. Not really fair now.
ND: Agh, who wants fairness.
JP: Ok, on to our next match. Steel Brasco gets his big chance tonight. After a good series of matches he earned himself a match against Joe Johnson for the Internet Title. Last week Steel beat Mystic in a way, that you can call a bit weird.
ND: You can say that again. Joe Johnson more or less told Mystic to let Steel pin him to win this title match. I think its all part of a bigger plan, its all part of a bigger plan to take Steel apart.
JP: I wonder.
(Then Ballbreaker by AC/DC starts to play and Steel Brasco comes walking out. The crowd starts to cheer him on and Steel greets the fans on his way to the ring. He reaches ringside and slides in).
(Then My own summer by The Deftones starts to play and The Hardcore Event Joe Johnson comes out. For the third time this night he walks to the ring. Joe Johnson reaches ringside and he slides in and the match can begin).
JP: Ok, I guess we can beg...
(John Pilchard gets interrupted again when Nobodys real by Powerman 5000 starts to play. The current Hardcore Champion Blade comes walking out. He slowly walks to the ring and he takes a seat right next to ring announcer Jay Blue).
JP: Why is Blade out here? Can't Joe Johnson do this on his own?
ND: I told you that everyone wants to tag with Joe Johnson.
JP: Yeah but why does Blade have to show up here then?
ND: Just wait and see.
JP: Why is it, that I constantly get the feeling like you know whats gonna happen next.
ND: Hehe..
JP: DOWN!!
ND: ...
JP: Agh. I'll just say that Joe wants someone around so he won't get a surprise attack again like earlier tonight when he and Mystic were taken by surprise by Arc....
(The bell interrupts Pilchard).
Ding ding ding
ND: Ok then. Steel Brasco in his biggest match sofar in his EWCL career. Can he get the big one here or will Joe Johnson defend his Internet Title once again. The ref has explained the rules and Joe and Steel circle eachother for a few seconds and then they tie up. Joe gets in a sideheadlock and they go into the ropes and then Joe lets go off Steel. Steel goes into the opposite ropes and when he comes off Joe grabs him and does a overhead belly to bell suplex!!
JP: Joe picks Steel up and he grabs his arm and he irish whips him into the ropes. Steel goes into the ropes, but heyyy Blade got up from his seat and he's near the ropes and he holds Steels leg when he bounced into the ropes!!! Why does he do that? Steel turns around and he bends over the ropes to grab Blade.
ND: But then we see that Joe Johnson comes from behind Steel and he grabs him and .....CRUXIFIXION!!! .....And Joe goes for the cover. 1.........................2..............................3.... YEAH HE GOT IT!!! What a tremendous win by Joe Johnson!!! He defeats Steel Brasco in a record time!!!
JP: Yeah now I know why he wanted Blade out here.
ND: Whats that suppose to mean?
JP: Nevermind.
(At the conclusion of the match, the lights suddenly go out and the fans cheer in anticipation of what surprise is coming up next.)
ND: What the hell?! EWCL not paying their electricity bills or what?!
JP: How am I supposed to know?!
ND: Someone better not be looking to steal my popcorn! You believe I had to pay for mine?!
JP: Good! Hey, what's that?
(The sound of a soft, blowing wind begins to fill the airwaves. The sound of a horse's hooves tearing up the ground is getting louder and louder by the moment as an image of a moonlit field appears on the screen of the Titantron. A dark rider approaches atop a black stallion, it's eyes blazing red. The hooded rider makes no sound or movement. He carries a scythe in his hand. He is none other than the Grim Reaper. Just as it seems as if he would ride right out of the screen itself, an image of exploding flames appears suddenly.)
ND: Ok, what in the world is going on?
JP: Shh!
(A deep resonating voice begins to speak as various images appear from within the flames during the short speech.)
Voice: Welcome all and prepare to witness the rebirth of the one who will bring forth agonizing destruction to the EWCL.
(A shot of a Grim Reaper tattoo appears briefly on the screen and disappears.)
Voice: The one who will take the EWCL to a whole new level of excitement and competitive level within it's putrid ranks of wrestlers.
(A shot of a crow tattoo appears momentarily on the screen and disappears.)
Voice: The time is finally upon us as greatness will once again walk among you, thrill you, excite you and once and for all bring respectability to a business which is sorely in need. HE is coming. Get ready for it.
("Look out!" echoes thoughout the building as a pair of intense green eyes appear through the flames, staring intently out at the crowd who are in an eerie hush as the Titantron goes black and the house lights come up once again.)
ND: Ok, the EWCL seems to have picked up another weirdo. Who's this guy supposed to be?
JP: What am I? Psychic?! You're the big behind the scenes mister-know-it-all. I'm shocked you don't know.
ND: Whatever, I still have my popcorn.
JP: That's nice. Let's get on with the show.
(Commercials).
Cazzo then stops at one door. He stops at the office which first was his own office. He opens the door and enters it. Inside it hasn't changed that much. There is still a chair and desk, there's still a computer and a telephone. The only difference is that on the desk it no longer says "Prez Cazzo", but now there is a little sign saying "Herbie "The Mailman" Hiscock. Prez Saphio gave Cazzo's old office to The Mailman. Cazzo sees the tag and he shakes his head like he can't believe it. Cazzo then takes a seat in the chair and stares in front of him and he starts to talk in a soft voice).
Cazzo: Who can I trust? Who the hell can I trust? I thought I had a tagpartner in Halo tonight. I thought that I could rely on him. Trust is a big word coz I didn't even knew him that good. But it happens again, again I put too much faith in the people around me. I put too much faith in Halo. I thought he was gonna keep his word to show up for this Venom. But he never. And I can't even freaking blame him. Its me, its all about me. Its my own freaking fault. Its my own freaking fault that I lost my Presidentship, its my own freaking fault that I lost Pamela, and its my own freaking fucking fault that I lost tonight. How can I stop it?
(Cazzo waits for a second to take a deep breath).
Cazzo: But what do I have to do? What can I do? How do I deal with this all? How do I deal with it? I know there are some people that I can truly rely on. Or not? Can I really rely and trust them? I got a feeling that I am going paranoid right now. All I hear are these voices in my head saying "Who can you trust?". Can I really trust the people that were once against me, can I trust people who at one point tried to ruin me?
(Cazzo then whispers really soft).
Cazzo: I think I have no other choice.
(Fade out).
JP: Welcome back again people. Our next match is between The Punisher the current Prime Time Champion and Blade the current Hardcore Champion. But its a non-title match, none of the titles are at stake tonight. The reason that they are fighting tonight has probly to do with it that last week The Punisher nailed Blade with a sledgehammer. Punisher did that to get Dan Prohibitions contract back.
ND: Yes, and tonight Punisher is gonna get what he deserves.
JP: We'll see Neil, we'll see.
(The lights slowly go black as the sound of footsteps can be heard over the speakers, and suddenly Powerman 5000's "Nobody's Real" fills the arena. Blue strobe lights surround the entranceway as Blade slowly and calmly walks down the aisle dressed in black pants, black boots, a black shirt, and a black leather trench coat. After he rolls into the ring, he stands in the middle of the ring and removes his trench coat, awaiting his opponent).
(American made then starts to play and The Punisher appears from behind the curtains. The crowd goes wild right away and The Punisher stands on the ramp for a little while and hears the crowd cheering him on. He then continues his walk towards the ring. He reaches ringside and he slides in).
JP: The ref now explains the rules to them and we can begin. The Punisher and Blade circle eachother for a couple of seconds and then they tie up. Its Blade who gets in a knee to the stomach right away. He follows that up with sending Punisher into the ropes. Punisher comes back from the ropes and Blade grabs him and does a sidewalk slam!!
ND: Blade picks Punisher up by the head and he hands out a couple of chops. Blade then irish whips Punisher, but Punisher reverses the irish whip and sends Blade into the ropes himself. Blades bounces off the ropes and Punisher does a powerslam and Blade goes to the mat!! Punisher goes for the early cover now, 1.....................2...........but Blade kicks out.
JP: Punisher picks Blade up and he drags him over to one of the four corner. Punisher picks Blade up and he starts to ramm his head into the topturnbuckle. 1....2....3....4....5...6....7....8....9...10.... The Punisher then stops for a sec and then starts to ramm Blade's head into the turnbuckle some more. 11...12...13...14....15... Punisher then lets go and Blade falls backfirst to the mat!!
ND: Punisher now climbs the second rope and he jumps off for a kneedrop on top off Blade!! And The All American Hero goes for the pin and he hooks the leg, 1..........................2...............but Blade kicks out again. No way, you can't beat the Hardcore Champ like that. Punisher picks up Blade and again he irish whips him into the ropes. Blade comes off and he sees that Punisher is going for a big boot, and Blade ducks the boot and sweeps Punishers other leg and the big guy falls down to the mat!
JP: Blade now picks up The Punisher and sets him up for a full nelson slam and he executes it!! Now its Blades turn to go for the cover, 1........................2.............but Punisher kicks out in time. Blade doesn't waste anytime and he picks up Punisher by the head and he sends him into the ropes again. Punisher comes off and.....SPINEBUSTER!!! And Blade lands on top off Punisher and he starts to hand out fist after fist now!! Ooh man!!
ND: Look at the agression in Blade! It looks like he's taking everything out on Punisher now!! Blade then picks up Punisher and hands out a few more fists. Blade then waistlocks Punisher, but Punisher reverses the waistlock on Blade. But now its Blade who gets out of the waistlock by elbowing Punisher into the side of the head.
JP: Hey wait, we see Joe Johnson coming out!! Whats he doing here? Didn't he had enough airtime today? Joe Johnson reaches the ring and he stays on the outside, looking at The Punisher and Blade. Punisher stares back at Joe Johnson for a few seconds, but then turns back towards Blade again. But Blade already took advantage of the situation as he kicks Punisher into the midsection and follows that up with a big ddt!!
ND: Punisher down to the mat and Blade picks him up again and sends him into the ropes again. Punisher comes off and Blade clotheslines him down to the mat again. Blade looks at Joe Johson who is still on the outside and they nodd. Blade then picks up Punisher agian, but oooh Punisher with a rollup and for the pin, 1.................2.............but Blade kicks out.
JP: Blade and Punisher get to their feet at the same time now and they both bounce into the ropes and come off and do a double clothesline and they take eachother out!! Oh man!! Both men on the mat right now. Joe Johnson is yelling out to Blade now to get back up.
ND: Wow now what! We see Mystic coming out and he runs towards the ring now. Mystic reaches ringside and passes Joe Johnson and he slides in the ring and he picks Punisher up and starts to throw fists at him. Mystic then sends Punisher into the ropes, and when he comes off.....CYNERGY BLAST!!!....Mystic hits Punisher with his superkick!!!
JP: Mystic picks up Punisher again and he calls out to Joe Johnson to get in the ring. The ref is trying to get Mystic and Joe Johnson out of there, but its not really working. Mystic throws Punisher into Joe's arms and he doesn't wait and does his CRUXIFIXION!!! Oh God!!! Punisher is definately out now!! We also see that Blade is still on the mat.
ND: Corvik!! Its Corvik!!! Corvik is coming out from the crowd!! And what is he doing? From under the ring he grabs a table and he sets it up on the outside. Corvik then slides into the ring and while the ref is still trying to get Joe and Mystic out of there, Corvik picks up Blade and he lifts him on top off the topturnbuckle. Corvik climbs on top aswell now and .......OOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO!!! ASPHYXIATION FROM THE TOPROPE TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! HOLY SHITTTTT!!!
JP: And after doing that Corvik quickly dissappears again into the crowd!! Oh man!! The ref now finally got Joe Johnson and Mystic out of there!! And the ref sees that Punisher is still out and he sees that Blade is knocked out on the outside. The referee then starts to count. 1.....2....3....4....5....6.....7....8.....9......10... ITS A DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!
ND: Blade shoud have go the win here!! Its a shame!!
JP: What??? Joe Johnson and Mystic interfered in the first place, make no wonder that Corvik came out.
ND: Agh, details.
Prez Saphio: Behold my minions, behold my people, because I am your president. Please bow for me!
(The crowd boos).
Prez Saphio: No, no, no, that wasn't good. I said please bow for me!
(The crowd boos even louder).
Prez Saphio: Agh, you don't recognise true leadership when its right in front of you.
(Saphio then looks at Neil Down and nodds to him).
Prez Saphio: The reason I came out here is quite simple. I came to announce our main event of the evening. Why? Because I feel like it!! The upcoming tagmatch between Saint & Sinner and Drake Laps/The Zer0 is not a normal match. Its gonna be a special match for sure as I am gonna re-instate the tagteamtitles again!! Tonight these two teams will fight to see who is gonna get the tagteamgold.
JP: But Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik are the rightfully owners of that title? They never lost.
ND: But they left the fed, so in theory they vacated the tagtitles.
JP: THEY WERE FIRED FOR ONE WEEK!!
ND: Whats your point?
JP: Agh..
Prez Saphio: Yes me, your president Saphio did it again!!
JP: What did he do?
Prez Saphio: In one week time I gave the tagteamdivision a gigantic push. Under Cazzo's leadership the tagteamdivision was the shits. There was only one tagteam and they were already holding the titles for months and months, booooooringgggggg!!! Now look at the tagteams in the EWCL: We have the highly overrated Saint & Sinner, we have new stars Drake Laps and The Zero, we have Joe Johnson with Mystic, we have Exile with Blade, or like we saw last week Joe Johnson and Blade. And hey it looks like we even have Fazzer found himself a tagteampartner in Arcane Syth. Oh and we have Cazzo and.......uhm, oh yeah NOONE!!! Like many times Cazzo stands alone again!!! THE LOSER!!
(the crowd boos again).
Prez Saphio: Ah shut up!! The tagteamdivision is rising and its all coz of me!! And all I needed to do was to take away the tagtitles from Saint & Sinner. But Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik, you can win your precious title back again. Right here, right now!! So please do, coz that would really make my day, HAHAHAA!!
ND: The guy is a genius!!
JP: Don't start with that again!
ND: But the guy is a true genius!
JP: No, he is a true asshole, thats what he is!!
ND: Is not!
JP: Is to!
Prez Saphio: Hey, hey Pilchard shut your mouth for a change!
ND: Ha, in your face!!
(At that moment One step closer starts to play and Dan Prohibition with Lydia and the Universal Champion Sean Corvik come walking out. The crowd goes wild and we see that Prez Saphio takes a seat at the Spanish Announcetable. Dan, Lydia and Corvik reach ringside and Dan and Corvik slide in the ring, while Lydia stays on the outside).
(Orange footlights around the EWCL entranceway start moving as "Meet The Creeper (Pink Pussy Mix)" by Rob Zombie opens up on the house speakers. As the music throbs orange lasers move back and forth over the entrance as the lights in the arena go out and orange spotlights move all over the arena. Orange light rises over the ring as The Minister of CHAOS! and Amethyst first make their way out. Jezebelle, The Bitch Queen of HARDCORE, is next. The Zer0 comes out last together with Drake Laps as fire erupts from the ringposts. The entourage makes its way down to the ring. Jezebelle and Amethyst take up spots near the timekeeper while The Minister of CHAOS! takes his place along ringside. The Zer0 and Drake Laps enter the ring and stand in the middle. The Zer0 raises his hand above his head and crosses them in front of his face. He snaps them to his sides as fire erupts from the entrance and lighnting strikes all four ringposts. The lights return to normal at the same exact moment as "Meet the Creeper" fades out...).
JP: Thats sure some freaky group out there.
ND: You mean Corvik, Dan and Lydia?
JP: Nooo! I mean that Strange Days group of The Zer0.
ND: Whats so weird about them then?
JP: Agh Down, nevermind. Just let us look at this match. Tagteamtitles on the line. The experienced time of Saint & Sinner against The Zer0 and Drake Laps. Zer0 and Laps haven't teamed up before, and well you could say that this is their first real big mathc in the EWCL, especially for The Zer0. Laps had a couple of undercard matches so this must be something for him aswell.
ND: Well you know what they say, whats good comes fast.
(The ref is explaining the rules and then the bell rings).
Ding ding ding.
JP: Dan Prohibition and Drake Laps are gonna start off here. Dan and Laps circle eachother for about 8 seconds before they tie up. They tie up and its Laps who pushes Dan off of him right away. Dan moves closer towards Laps and out of nowehere he swings a right fist at his opponent. Oh man Laps never even seen that one coming. Dan now grabs the arm of Laps and he irish whips him into the ropes. Laps comes off the ropes and Dan grabs his head and does a swinging neckbreaker!
ND: Dan then quickly bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop on Laps. Dan is on a role here as he gets to his feet and he quickly picks Laps up. Dan again takes Drake's arm and he sends him into one of the four corners. Laps flies in backfirst and Dan charges in right after. But ooooh Laps moves out of the way in time and Dan flies chestfirst into the topturnbuckle.
JP: Dan staggers backwards but he doesn't fall down to the mat. In the meantime Drake Laps climbs the topturnbuckle. He stands on top and he dives off and.....OOOH MAN!! DRAKE JUST DIVED OFF THE TOPROPE AND DID A HURRICANRANA!!! What a great aerial move!! Laps goes for the early cover, but he only gets a two count here. Laps then picks up Dan and he does a snap suplex.
ND: Laps then goes over to his corner and he tags in The Zer0. The Zer0 comes in and we hear the cheers from his group. Especially that Bitch is screaming it out. Ha I love it that I can call a woman bitch without insulting her, haha. Ok, where was I. Oh yeah The Zer0 comes in and he grabs Dan by the hair and he does a fireman's carry ddt!! Now The Zer0 goes for the cover, 1......................2........but again Dan kicks out.
JP: It looks like The Zer0 and Laps want to end this in the early stages of the match. The Zer0 is back up again and he picks Dan up and he goes for a karatekick, but Dan grabs a hold of the leg. But The Zer0 reverses it again and he does an enziguiri and hits Dan in the head!! The Zer0 picks Dan up again and he sends him into the ropes. Dan comes off and he slides between Zer0's legs, gets up behind him and ....GODSMACK!!!
ND: A big superkick by Dan. Dan goes for the pin now, 1.........................2.........but then Drake Laps comes in to break the count. The ref makes Laps go back to his corner again. Meanwhile Dan picks The Zer0 up by the head and he moves over to his corner and he tags in Sean Corvik. The Universal Champion comes in and together Dan and Corvik send The Zer0 into the ropes. Zer0 comes off and Corvik and Dan double flapjack The Zer0!! Oh man he was high up in the air!!!
JP: Dan goes back to his corner and Corvik picks up The Zer0. Corvik with a couple of punches and then he grabs Zer0's head and he does a snappmare. Corvik holds on to the head and hooks in a headlock. At the same time Corvik puts his knee to Zer0's back to make it even more painful. After about 6 seconds Corvik lets go and he picks up The Zer0 and sends him in the ropes. Zer0 bounces into the ropes, he comes off and Corvik does a backdrop and Zer0 lands on the mat.
ND: Corvik moves back to The Zer0 and picks him up, but ooh lowblow by The Zer0 and Corvik goes down to one knee. The Zer0 bounces himself into the ropes and he comes off and he does a low dropkick into the chest of Corvik. Ooh those ribs!! Haha!! Now The Zer0 goes to his corner and he tags in Laps. Laps comes in and he picks up Corvik by the head. Laps does a few chops and the crowd goes oooooh when he does that.
JP: Laps now lifts Corvik up and he wants to go for a powerbomb. He lifts Corvik up, but Corvik blocks it. Laps tries again, but again Corvik blocks it. Corvik now tries to backdrop Laps and yeah he does it!!! Laps falls backwards to the mat. But he quickly gets to his feet again and when Corvik charges in he clotheslines him back to the mat!! Laps picks up Corvik by the head and he runs towards the ropes and .....he just throws Corvik over the toprope to the outside!!!
ND: Dan is the first to get to his feet and he grabs The Zer0 by the head and he drags him over to the nearest ringpost. And Dan slamms The Zer0's head into the steel ringpost!! BAMM!!! And BAMMM!!! Dan ramms Zer0's head into the ringpost again!!! Oh man, leave that ringpost alone!! Laps and Corvik are back on their feet again aswell right now. Its Laps with a kick to the gut, and he follows that up with a ddt!!
JP: Ohh a ddt to the concrete floor!!! Laps picks up Corvik from the ground again and he moves him over to the guardrail now. He sends Corvik backfirst into the guardrail!! Laps charges in right after, but ooooh Corvik somehow countered and he backdrops Laps over the guardrail into the crowd!!! Corvik takes a couple of deep breaths, checks his ribs and then he climbs on top off the guardrail and he turns to face the ring and MOONSAULTS off the guardrail and lands on Laps!!!
ND: The things we are seeing!!! Lets focus for a sec on what else is going on. Dan is dragging The Zer0 over to the steel ringsteps now. Dan now irish whips The Zer0 towards the ringsteps, but The Zer0 reverses the whip and Dan flies into the steel ringpost himself!! OOoh!!! The Zer0 now goes over to Dan and he grabs his head and WHAMMM!! He slamms it into the steel ringsteps!! And he does it another time!!! BAMMM!!
JP: Corvik now throws Laps over the guardrail to ringside and climbs over the guardrail himself. Corvik then rolls Laps back into the ring again and follows in after. Ok, finally they are back in the ring again. Corvik picks Laps up and he sends him into the ropes. Laps bounes off and Corvik does his Insanity's Embrace!!! OOoh Yess, this could be it!!! Corvik goes for the pin now, 1............................2..................but a late kickout by Laps.
ND: Corvik gets up again and he goes towards the ropes to bounce in them. But on the outside we see that The Zer0 is climbing on the apron now. And just when Corvik bounces into the ropes The Zer0 grabs him and holds him and tries to choke him!! But nooooo, Dan Prohibition is now also back on the apron again. He comes up from the side of The Zer0 and he kicks him into the midsection!!
JP: The Zero lets go off Corvik and at the same moment Dan comes in and HOLY SHITTT!!! HE SPEARS THE ZER0 OFF THE APRON TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! OOOH YESSSS!!!! What a great move!!!
ND: And in the ring Drake Laps is getting up from the mat now, but I don't know if he knows where he is after that kick to the face. He gets up but is unaware of it that Corvik is standing right behind him. WATCH IT!!! Drake Laps now turns around towards Corvik and ......THE DARKEST HOUR!!!! Sean Corvik got his submission finisher hooked in!!! And....and.....Drake Laps is tapping out!!! He tapped out!!
JP: And yeah Saint & Sinner, Dan Prohibition and Sean Corvik are the new old Tagteamchampions!! They showed once again that they really deserve this title!!! Good job boys!!!
(We see that Dan Prohibition and Lydia get back in the ring now and they go over to Corvik and all three of them raise their hands into the air and the crowd cheers them on wildly!).
(Then we see that Prez Saphio gets up from his seat at the spanish announcetable. Prez Saphio walks to the ringsteps and starts applauding. He uses the ringsteps to get in the ring and then he takes a mic out of his pocket).
Prez Saphio: Hallelujah, congratualions Dan and Sean with your win! As of now you are the new tagteamchampions. Golly molly, you must be happy now?
(he says in a sarcastic way).
(Dan and Sean look at Saphio and then look back at eachother. Prez Saphio then takes a paper out of his pocket and unfolds it).
Prez Saphio: But oh, Sean, there was only one thing that I forgot to say before the match. Thats THIS!!
(Saphio holds up the paper in the air).
JP: What is it?
Prez Saphio: Its a new rule, a brand new EWCL rule!!
JP: What does that rule say?
Prez Saphio: And that rule says that in the EWCL it is not allowed to have two titles at the same time!!!
JP: WHAT??? What kind of a stupid rule is that???
ND: What a genius!!
(Sean Corvik is standing in disbelief in the ring and looks at Dan).
Prez Saphio: But wait, Sean, before you start to cry that I am gonna take a title away from you. You see, as I am YOUR President I'll cut you some slack for this time Sean! But only if you grant me a Universal Title shot next Venom, and I get to determine the stipulation!! What do you say Sean? You either lose one of your two titles tonight, or you grant me a title shot and you loose your Universal Title next week?
(Corvik walks over to Saphio and grabs the mic out of his hand).
Sean Corvik: This is my answer!!
(Corvik drops the mic and he kicks Saphio in the midsection and he hooks in the Darkest Hour right away on Saphio!).
JP: Yess!!! See Saphio tapping out, hahaha!! Where's your genius now!!
ND: Agh, shut up!! Just wait for next week!! Corvik dug his own grave!!
(Scene fades out).