(The gold and white EWCL logo flashes across the screen, rolling from left to right. A beat starts… slow at first, but growing in intensity. Suddenly a speck appears on the screen, screaming forwards, getting larger and larger until it becomes legible… the EWCL logo. The whining screech increases in intensity until it appears to SMASH through the viewer's television screen. Shattering glass provides the background sound as the EWCL theme kicks into gear. A montage of the EWCL superstars overlayed in blue, red, green and gold flashes across the screen. Universal Champion Sean Corvik, Arcane Syth, Exile, Joe Johnson, Mystic, Blade and more. Scenes of violence, carnage and action as only the EWCL can provide barrages the viewers until finally the Venom logo spins in to view, only to be crushed by the EWCL trademark).

(The titantron then shows the ending of last weeks Venom).

John Pilchard: Good evening everyone. Welcome to another episode of Venom.

Neil Down: A very sad Venom if I might add. You just saw again what happend last week. Almost everyone is still shocked about what happend last weekend with the hit and run. The question that everyone has been asking is, who tried to run over The Punisher? Who tried to kill him but killed our beloved Prez Saphio?

JP: So do you have any idea?

ND: No, don't have a clue.

JP: You know that you are probly a suspect aswell Neil. Coz it was your car that was used for the hit and run.

ND: Yeah well that doesn't mean that I did it!!! JP: Well I think the FBI agent who's investigating this will make an appearance tonight.

ND: Oh is he?

JP: Yes, so ok I know its hard, but after all that has happend we have to go on with the show. Tonights Main Event is between Universal Champion Sean Corvik and Steel Brasco. We have two title matches in store for you. Mystic will defend his Prime Time Title against Drake Laps and Joe Johnson will defend his Internet Title against Iman Sain.

ND: Besides those matches we are gonna see the big battle between Arcane Syth and The Punisher. We are gonna see 'The Holy Saint' Daniel against MacBeth and to start off we have Mo'Bad going up against Damien Black.

JP: Last week we saw that "That Conceited Bastard" Mo'Bad joined The New Era. The New Era now consists of three people, namely Mo'Bad, Drake Laps and MacBeth. MacBeth supposedly took the place of The Zer0. Last week wasn't really a match so tonight we will see how Mo'Bad handles himself in a real match.

ND: His opponent Damien Black has also something to settle, coz last week he was humiliated in the ring by Joe Johnson. Black definately isn't back to his level that we remember from his first run in the EWCL about a year ago.

JP: Let Venom begin.

(The Bloodline Anthem by DMX starts to play and "That Conceited Bastard" Mo'Bad appears on the top of the ramp and he starts to make his way down to the ring. Mo'Bad wears a New Era shirt and he marches down to the ring and when he reaches it, he slides in and waits in a corner).

(This is not by Static X starts to play and "The Enforcer" Damien Black comes out. He starts walking down the aisle to ringside. When he almost reached the ring Mo'Bad bounces himself into the ropes and he dives over the toprope to the outside and lands on Damien Black!!).

JP: Oh baby!! What a way to start this match! Did you see that suicide dive by Mo'Bad?!? Mo'Bad is getting up to his feet now and he picks up Black by the head and rolls him back into the ring again. Mo'Bad follows in right after and in the ring he grabs Black by the arm and he sends him into the ropes. Black comes off and Mo'Bad does a headscissors takedown to take his opponent to the mat.

ND: Mo'Bad quickly gets back to his feet again and he bounces himself in the ropes again and he does a summersault and lands on Black again! Oh man the carnage! Mo'Bad is going for the early cover now, 1.................2..........but Damien Black kicks out. Mo'Bad picks Black up by the head, but oooh lowblow by The Enforcer. And Black follows that up with a kick to the gut and holding on to Mo's midsection and following that up with a belly to belly suplex.

JP: Damien Black then picks up Mo'Bad and sets him up for a suplex and he executes it. Black goes into the ropes and he comes off for an elbow drop, but Mo'Bad moves out of the way in time and Black plants his own elbow into the mat. Mo doesn't hesitate and he grabs Mo from behind and delivers a german suplex. Mo then rushes towards the nearest corner and he jumps on top of the topturnbuckle, uses it as a springboard and does a moonsault and lands on Black!!

ND: Nice! Very nice!! And look at the man waving his hands in the air. The guy is good and he knows it! So thats why he calls himself Conceited, aha I get it know.

JP: You're a smart man Down, you know that. (he says in a sarcastic way)

ND: Hey, don't play these games with me!

JP: Yeah, yeah.

ND: In the ring Mo picked up Black and he is taunting him a bit now and he points to his New Era shirt. Black then swings for a right one, put Mo ducks it and he counters with a standing dropkick of his own and Black goes down again. Mo picks up Black again and is about to irish whip him into the ropes again.

(At that moment "The Holy Saint" Daniel comes running down to the ring. He reaches ringside and he climbs on the apron and steps into the ring. And just when Mo'Bad irish whips Black towards the ropes, Daniel catches him and does his new finisher .....REDEMPTION!!......).

JP: Wooowwww God!! Did you see that?!? Damien Black is out by that move of Daniel.

(Daniel then bents over Damien Black and starts talking to him).

Daniel: Damien, you were once one of the most hardcore athletes in this league. And now you come back and try to be hardcore again. Hardcore is evil. Hardcore is sinfull. Sin must be eliminated. If you are trying to be hardcore, you will be eliminated to! Who's your savior? I repeat: Who's your Savior??

(Daniel then turns away from Damien Black and looks into the eyes of Mo'Bad. Mo'Bad is not too happy with it that Daniel interfered in his match here. Mo'Bad wanted to do this on his own. He stares at Daniel while "The Holy Saint" rolls himself out of the ring).

ND: Ok, that was intresting.

JP: Mo'Bad turns towards Black again, who is still layed out on the mat. Mo'Bad goes to a corner and climbs the topturnbuckle. He's on top, faces the crowd and .....MO' BADDER BLUES!!!.....A moonsault into a legdrop!! And now Mo'Bad is going for the pin. 1..........................2...........................3......... And he gets the win, Mo'Bad won his first real match in the EWCL. And The New Era is on its way.

ND: Pretty weird though that The New Era got the help of Daniel while Daniel has to fight a New Era member of his own later tonight.

JP: Didn't you know that wrestling = weird.

ND: Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me.

(Commercials).

(Then Exile and Roadblock come entering the bar and they walk towards Cazzo).

Roadblock: Hey Ex, why is he looking at his shoulders constantly?

Exile: He sees little angels and devils.

Roadblock: Ha, and they call me an idiot!

(Exile and Roadblock stand behind Cazzo now and Exile pads him on the back).

Exile: Hey Cazzo. What the hell are you doing here?

Cazzo: I'm just having a drink, for good times sake.

Exile: You are expected to be somewher else right now, you know that. Venom has already started.

Cazzo: Oh goodie (he says in a sarcastic way). Did I miss anything.

Exile: Hey don't give me that crap! Now get your ass of this barstool and go to the EWCL building.

Cazzo: Yeah, yeah bite me.

..... Cazzo: Ouch!!!

Exile: That was an expression Roadblock!!

Roadblock: Uhm, ohh, sorry.

Exile: So you are not coming with me now on your own?

Cazzo: You say that pretty well Exile.

Exile: Then I see no other way than this....

(Exile grabs the barstool thats standing next to Cazzo's and he lifts it up and ramms Cazzo in the head with it. Cazzo falls of his stool and falls to the ground).

Exile: Ok, Roadblock pick him up. We are gonna bring him to his office and sober him up.

(Scene fades out).

JP: All right, and it looks like we've got the Prime Time Championship match coming up next. This should be a good one between Drake Laps and Mystic, Neil.

ND: Yeah, Mystic won the Prime Time Championship in convincing fashion last week against Steel Brasco, and now he has to put it up against Drake Laps! You think the New Era's going to be around this match?

JP: I don't know, Neil. Anything is certainly possible here in the EWCL. And it looks like Drake Laps is making his way out to the ring!

(Trust by Megadeth starts to play and few moments later Drake Laps comes out from behind the curtains and the fans start to cheer him on. Drake Laps raises his hands in the air and points to his 'The New Era' shirt. He then runs down the ramp to the ring and slides in and stares at the entranceway, preparing himself for Mystic)

ND: Well, Laps looks ready! What the hell, give me five bucks on Laps!

JP: Well, let's see what the Champion has to say about that Neil!

(Outshined by Soundgarden starts to play and Mystic comes out. The Prime Time Champion raises his hands in the air and all we hear are boos from the crowd. Mystic starts his way to the ring and he takes off his Prime Time Championship belt and holds it up above his head, pointing at it all the time. All he establishes is more heat from the crowd. Mystic reaches ringside and he is surprised when Drake Laps flies at him with a suicide dive).

JP: And it's on immediately!! Laps with a suicide dive wiping out the Prime Time Champion! I think thats The New Era style!! Firs Mo'Bad did it and now Laps!! Laps going to town on Mystic here, throwing him into the steel steps, and listen to that dull, sickening thud! Wow, Laps is full of fire tonight, and he just slid into the ring, and there's the bell! Now this match is underway!

ND: Man I really DO like this Laps kid now! Hell let's make it $10! Mystic up to his feet, and there's a baseball slide from Laps! Laps jumps up to the top rope, and Mystic slides into the ring to avoid Laps! Mystic charges that turnbuckle trying to hit Laps, but Laps with a backflip off, and he lands behind Mystic, and Mystic walks right into an Arm Drag from Laps!

JP: Mystic jumps up to his feet and there's another Arm Drag from Laps! And another! And a fourth and Mystic rolls out of the ring, obviously VERY frustrated and listen to that crowd! They're firmly behind the youngster from North Carolina!

ND: Well, Mystic rolls back into the ring cautiously and he wants a test of strength with Laps! Laps looking to the crowd and they're cheering him on! They want to see it! Laps locking up the right hand with Mystic, but OH a knee to the gut of Laps! Smart move by Mystic and now Mystic connects with a quick Snap Suplex onto the challenger! Oh wow, Mystic picking up Laps by the hair and a standing dropkick takes him back down, and into the ropes and a legdrop to the throat by the Prime Time Champion!

JP: And here's a pinning combination! One..Two..No, only two and a quarter, if that. Plenty of fight still in Laps here. Mystic picking up Laps, sending him into the ropes and a NASTY looking Spinebuster by Mystic! Nice move and Laps isn't getting up too quickly from that one. Keeping Laps in the middle of the ring, it looks like Mystic's going for a figure four! He's going for it, and yes! He's locked it on and listen to Laps! He's in some SERIOUS pain but he refuses to tap out! He steadfastly refuses to tap out to this maneuver!!

ND: Damn! Watch the vocab for the morons in Wisconsin Pilchard! They'd like to know what's going on too here! But now Mystic breaks the hold after Laps got to the ropes and Laps is REALLY holding his right leg in pain. But Mystic just sizes Laps up for another moonsault, and another pin attempt! One...Two...No! A long two, but Mystic stays on the attack, and he's preparing Laps for...Oh yeah, Reality Check! Laps holding his neck after that neckbeaker, and look at Mystic! He's yelling at Laps! What's he doing?

JP: It looks like he's sizing him up for one of those trademark 3/4 turn Neckbreakers he's become infamous for! He's hooking it in and NO! Laps just pushed Mystic into the turnbuckles, and hits a spinning heel kick and both men are down now! Oh my god what a match! The crowd starting to come alive here and the referee's counting! He's up to four and neither man is really moving much! Five....Six....Wait, Laps is starting to stir and so is mystic!! Seven...Eight, Mystic's up! He's going to hit Laps and LAPS BLOCKS! Laps blocking the punch and throwing one of his own! Mystic trying again, but another block and Mystic's reeling! DDT from Laps! Mystic's down and now Laps going up top! He's calling for the Lapidator!!

ND: If he hits this thing, it's over! Here's the shooting star part, and THERE'S the legdrop! Going for the pinfall!! One...Two...Wait! What? NO! Mystic got his foot up on the rope? What's going on here?

JP: Good call by the referee! Mystic barely able to get his foot up onto that bottom rope to break the count! And Laps is clearly frustrated by now. But he's clearing his head, and now he's setting Mystic up for a Powerbomb, and he hit it cleanly! Oh wow this match has been uptempo so far but now Laps is kind of slowing it down. Maybe this is what he needs.

ND: Well, Laps is feeling pretty good after that powerbomb, and now he's calling for The Last Lap! He's hooking it in and preparing Mystic for this Hangman's DDT, and...Oh nice counter by Mystic, pushing Laps into the turnbuckle to break it! Laps tossing Mystic into the opposite corner, and Laps jumping onto that second rope, calling for a monkey flip but Mystic pushes Laps off! But Laps with the agility of a cat lands on his feet! After clearing his head, he's charging! Man, I love the speed and agility of this guy! I don't think Mystic's thinking too clearly right now!

JP: I beg to differ Neil, because Mystic coming to meet Laps, Mystic ducking a clothesline from Laps and CYNERGY BLAST! Oh wow, Laps got superkicked into the turnbuckles and I think he hit his head on one! Mystic going for the pin! One...Two...

ND: THREE!! Mystic wins the match! Oh man what a terrific match that was Pilchard!!

JP: I don't think we're done because Mo'Bad and Macbeth are running down to the ringside area! Macbeth with a kick to the gut of Mystic, and there's the Fall From Grace!! Macbeth just powerbombed Mystic's head into that turnbuckle, and he's setting him up now for Mo'Bad!

ND: Mo'Bad up top, going for a moonsault but he floats it over into a legdrop! Oh man! That Conceited Bastard!! Mo'Bad and Macbeth leave Mystic lying in the corner for dead as they collect their fallen comrade, and what a finish to that match!!!

(Commercials).

Cazzo: Where am I? Where am I??

Bo Lucas: You don't even recognise your own office anymore Eric?

Cazzo: Oh I already thought I was having a nightmare.

Bo Lucas: Exile and Roadblock were so nice to bring you out here.

Cazzo: Oh yes, how nice of them. (sarcastic)

Roadblock: You're welcome.

(Exile slaps Roadblock to the back of the head and shakes his head).

Cazzo: Now Exile and Roadblock thanks alot, but would you please leave me alone right now?

Exile: Sure Prez. And Cazzo, good luck with your job.....break a leg.

(After that expression Cazzo looks up at Exile with a "what?!?" kind of look on his face! Remember that it was Exile who broke Cazzo's leg almost a year ago).

(Exile and Roadblock leave Cazzo's office and Cazzo looks at his cup of coffee and then turns away from it).

Bo Lucas: Good to see you here again Eric. I knew you would be here today.

Cazzo: Uhuh.....So you got any booze around here?

Bo Lucas: What?

Cazzo: If you have any booze around here? And I would prefer a mini-fridge here in my office.

Bo Lucas: Uhm, you are joking right?

Cazzo: Do I look like I am joking?

Bo Lucas: No, not realy actually.

Cazzo: Ok, then. So I would apppreciate it if I get a mini-fridge in here asap.

(At that moment there is a knock on the door and the door opens and a person wearing a blue suit and black sunglasses enters the room. The person walks up to Cazzo and shakes his hand).

Guy: Evening, my name is Frank Styles...FBI...And I am here to investigate the murder of Saphio.

Cazzo: Please take a seat Mr. Styles. You want a drink?

Frank Styles: Drink?

Cazzo: Yeah like a beer or a whiskey or something.

Frank Styles: Sorry I'm on duty, I settle for a coffee.

Cazzo: Ahhh how convenient.

(Cazzo picks up the cup of coffee that was still standing in front of his face and he places it in front of Frank Styles face).

Cazzo: There you go. Now Bo....bring me a beer please.

(While Bo leaves the office the two continue their conversation).

Cazzo: So you are investigating Saphio's dead. So whats the status?

Frank Styles: I can't tell you. I am here to ask you a few questions.

Cazzo: Me? Why?

Frank Styles: Everyone on tv saw that you were sitting in the car that hit Saphio minutes before it happend. Everyone saw that you were sitting in Neil Downs car and passed out drinking.

Cazzo: Yeah so, does that make me a killer?

Frank Styles: I never said that, I just wanted to know if you recall anything that happend after you passed out.

Cazzo: No, nothing. I said it before and I say it again. All I remember is passing out and the next thing I remember is that I woke up in my own appartment the afternoon after.

Frank Styles: Not good. Mr. Van Zandt, you have the motive, you have no alibi and we saw you sitting in the murder weapon. Right now you are suspect numero uno.

Cazzo: ........What? ....There are definately more people with a motive and no alibi. Not everyone liked The Punisher you know.

Frank Styles: I'm still busy with my investigation. My intention was to talk to a couple of wrestlers tonight. If thats no problem.

Cazzo: No problem at all. Help yourself.

Frank Styles: Ok, then.

(The FBI agent gets up from his seat and he shakes hands with Cazzo and then he leaves the office).

(Scene fades out).

JP: On to our next match of the evening. The New Era member MacBeth is gonna fight against "The Holy Saint" Daniel.

ND: The Holy what?

JP: The Holy Saint.

ND: I think Dan Prohibition took too many blows to the head.

JP: No, Dan saw the real light. And he will try to get rid of all the upureness in the EWCL. He started with Damien Black earlier tonight and now its MacBeths turn. After Daniel is ready with his quest there will be no more drugs, alcohol and pornography in the EWCL.

ND: PORNOGRAPHY??!!?? Whats wrong with pornography??? Hey, I admit I watch a good porn now and then, but does that make me a bad person? I think not.

JP: Neil, shut up.

ND: HAIL MACBETH!!

(Simon Says" blares out the house speakers while the lights around the entrance turn a shade of blue as fog fills the entranceway. MacBeth slowly makes his way out and proceeds to non-chalantly walk down to the ring egging on the crowd with lude gestures. MacBeth wears a New Era t-shirt and he is joined by Jezebelle. MacBeth slides under the bottom rope and hops up on a turnbuckle to give the crowd a crotch chop. He hops down with a finger in the air and asks for a mic).

MacBeth: Hey, there Little Danny-Boy.... are you going to come out here and make me see why I'm such a bad boy in your eyes? Are you going to make me see why your way is the only way?

(Mac starts laughing)

Hey Dan... F*CK YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jesus Christ Superstar hits on the P.A. as Daniel and Lydia walk down to the ring. Lydia is wearing a nun outfit and Daniel has on a long ministers robe. A large cross flashes on the Titantron or Cazzotron or whatever tron. The two walk down to the ring while Daniel scream you can be saved to fans in the front row. Daniel climbs onto the second rope and screams "Whos your savior?" Before the match, Daniel kneels in the corner and blesses himself and prays).

JP: Daniel gets up again and the ref comes over and explains the rules to both Daniel and MacBeth. The bell rings and we can begin.

ND: Daniel and MacBeth circle eachother for a few seconds and then they tie up. Outside the ring we see Lydia and Jezebelle. Both have a different attitude at ringside. Lydia is quiet as always and Jezebelle is screaming and cheering MacBeth on like hell. The two wrestlers locked up and its MacBeth who comes in with a knee to the stomache.

JP: MacBeth grabs Daniels arm and he sends him into the ropes. Daniel comes off and MacBeth grabs him in a firemans carry and executes it. MacBeth picks Daniel up and sends him into the ropes again, Daniel comes off and MacBeth goes to backdrop Daniel. But Daniel reads the move and grabs MacBeth and does his...PENANCE OF YOUR SINS piledriver!! And plants MacBeths head into the mat. Daniel gets to his feet and he looks up and makes a cross.

ND: He then picks MacBeth up by the head and executes a viscious ddt. Daniel goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count here. Daniel now goes to the corner and climbs it all the way to the top. He gets up and dives off for his Watchful Eye, but oooh MacBeth lifts his knees up and Daniels flies straight into them. Ooh not good for the ribs!! MacBeth now seems to be back in control again. He bounces himself into the ropes and comes off with a running knee lift and takes Dan down again.

JP: MacBeth grabs Daniel by the head and he drags him over to the ropes and throws him between the second and third rope to the outside. MacBeth slides himself to the outside aswell and he drags Daniel over to the nearest ringpost. He grabs Daniels head and BAMMMM... he ramms his head into the ringpost!! MacBeth then drags Daniel over to Jay Blue's desk and BAMMM....ramms Daniels face into the desk.

ND: Now while Jezebelle is distracting the referee we see that MacBeth grabs the ringkeepers ringbell and WHAMMMM!!! He smashes it on Daniels head!! Oh Good God Yes...Pornography forever!!! Daniels falls down to the concrete and MacBeth drops the ringbell. MacBeth now drags Daniel over to the steel ringsteps and he puts Daniel in a tree of woe position with his feet wrapped around the ringpost. MacBeth takes a couple of steps back and then he comes charging in to dropkick Daniel to the head.

JP: But yessss!!! Daniel does kind of a situp and MacBeth comes in and dropkicks the steel ringsteps!!! Daniel holds on to the ringpost and climbs back on the apron again. Daniel waits till MacBeth is up again and .....HOLY ROLLER!! A front flip off the apron!!! After that move Daniel gets back up again and he grabs MacBeth by the head and rolls him back in the ring again. Daniel climbs on the apron and he jumps over the toprope, uses the toprope as a springboard and does a legdrop and lands on MacBeth. Great move by "The Holy Saint"!.

ND: Daniel picks MacBeth up and he sends him into one of the four corners. Daniel takes a deep breath and then he charges in, but MacBeth lifts his right leg up in time and Daniel flies face first into it!! Daniel staggers backwards and MacBeth climbs on the top rope and does a missile dropkick that takes Daniel down to the mat!! Ooh yesss!!! Daniel is down on the mat and MacBeth goes over to him and puts his boot to Daniels throat and starts to choke him.

JP: The referee makes the count till 5 and then he is making MacBeth stop the chokehold. MacBeth stops for a second and but when Jezebelle is distracting the ref again by climbing on the apron, MacBeth continues with his choke hold!! Man, what a bitch that Jezebelle.

ND: Yeah, but she looks mighty fine. Hehe!! PORNOGRAPHY FOREVER!!

JP: What the hell does that have to do with pornography?

ND: Don't know, I just like saying that.

JP: MacBeth now lets go off the chokehold and he picks Daniel up and sends him into the ropes. Daniel comes off and MacBeth does a droptoe hold and Daniel goes face first into the mat. MacBeth now quickly to the topturnbucke and he points to his shirt and then he dives off for a senton bomb, but ooooooh Daniel moves out of the way just in time!! Daniel takes his time to get back up and he goes over to MacBeth and he lifts him up, but MacBeth returns with a raking Daniel in the eye and following that up with a clothesline.

ND: MacBeth now slides himself to the outside and from under the ring he grabs a steelchair. At the same moment Jezebell climbed on top of the apron and she's yelling out to the referee trying to distract him. Behind the referees back MacBeth is getting back into the ring again with that steelchair. MacBeth walks over to Daniel and waits till he gets back to his feet again. Once Daniel is back up MacBeth swings and.......oooooh Daniel blocks the chairshot!! And he takes the chair out of MacBeths hands and........and........ What?

JP: Daniel just sets the chair down in the ring!! He doesn't use it!! Even MacBeth is surprised. But not surprised long enough as Daniel grabs MacBeth and ....REDEMPTION!!!!!! The referee turned around again and is just in time to count the cover. 1......................2...........................3...... Daniel gets the win here!!! Oh man!! And Daniel raises his hands into the air again and makes another cross.

(But then the lights go out again and Biblebasher by Deicide starts to play. About half a minute later the light come back on again and in the ring we see Arcane Syth who stands eye to ey with "The Holy Saint" Daniel).

JP: Oh man!

ND: Daniel goes for a forearm, but Arcane blocks it and .....SALVATION!!!!.... And Daniel goes down!! I think thats the third of fourth week that Arcane assaulted Dan. He really must have a big problem with him.

JP: Well if you paid attention you know why Arcane does this.

(Daniel is down on the mat and outside of the ring we see that Jezebelle picked up a chair and she is walking towards Lydia. Lydia does not notice Jezebelle as she has her eyes focussed on Arcane. Jezebelle stands behind Lydia now with that chair, but then its Arcane who rolls himself to the outside and he goes over to Jezebelle and pushes her backwards and she falls with her back to the concrete).

JP: Arcane helped Lydia here! Wow now thats surprising.

(Arcane turns back towards Lydia again and slowly walks towards her. She starts backing off, but before she can run away Arcane Syth grabs her by the arm. Lydia is trying to escape and screams for Daniel, but he's still out. Arcane drags her to the spanish announcetable now and he lifts her on top off it. He gets on top aswell and he lifts Lydia up and ....PENANCE FOR YOUR SINS THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCETABLE!).

JP: HOLY SHIT NOOOOO!!! Not Lydia!! Arcane just put Lydia through the table!! He just put a nun through a table!!! I can't believe this. This man is definately one crazy psycho!! Somebody please get some help for Lydia!!

(As Arcane walks away we see that paramedics are already running to ringside to get aid for Lydia).

(Commercials).

Frank Styles: Evening, my name is Frank Styles and I am from the FBI. I am investigating Saphio's murder.

The Punisher: Ah FBI you say. Yes I had my share in the FBI a few years back, those were the days. But you don't know how good it makes me feel to see that someone is actually investigating this hit and run. You don't know how often I seen those scenes in my own head. I played them like hundreds of times. All I see is a car coming at me and Saphio saving my life.

Frank Styles: So did you see who was sitting in that car?

The Punisher: No, I never. It was too dark to see anything.

Frank Styles: Would you know who would want to attack you?

The Punisher: As I have dedicated my life on putting criminals behind bars it can be anyone. And even ever since I've been in the EWCL I dealt with some of the biggest scum of the earth. Like Psyho and Super Trouper. I wouldn't be surprised if Super Trouper was behind this.

Frank Styles: Anyone else?

The Punisher: Lately I had to deal with Mystic alot, so I don't know if he still has a grudge. Or Dan Prohibition as I kinda was responsible for losing our match right before it happend.

Frank Styles: Ok, so thats everyone you can think of?

The Punisher: Well ofcourse there's Arcane Syth. He would do anything to kill someone. And oh hmm, a few days ago I made clear to Cazzo that I wasn't backing him up anymore, so he could have been offended by this and took measurements.

Frank Styles: You aren't making this easier on me here.

The Punisher: You know how it is when you fight for justice. You make alot of enemies then.

Frank Styles: Trust me I know. Ok, Mr. Punisher thats all for now. When I have more questions I will get back to you.

(Scene fades out).

JP: We are here again. We have noticed that the FBI is asking questions backstage. So did they already talk to you Neil?

ND: Uhm no. And I don't have anything to hide anyway!!

JP: Wow, wow, you don't have to be so hostile right away.

ND: ....

JP: To our next match. Arcane Syth will be back again at ringside. Before the commercials we saw that he attacked Daniel again and that he even put Lydia through the announcetable. During the commercials the paramedics took Lydia out of here, but she didn't look good. I think they brought her to the hospital.

ND: Right now Arcane has to deal with The Punisher. Fight for America and Justice or something. And I am not sure wether or not he fights on his own or not. He said he no longer was helping Cazzo, but is there still a Ministry?

JP: So say there is, so say there isn't.

ND: Lets go to this match then and see if justice can stop a madman.

(At that moment the lights go out and and Biblebasher starts to play real loud over the pa system. The lights come on again while Biblebasher is still playing. Arcane Syth is standing on the ramp and he slowly starts to make his way down to the ring. The audience is absolutely silent. Arcane reaches ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

(Then American Made starts to play and The Punisher comes out. He appears on the ramp and starts to walk to the ring. The crowd cheers him on while he has a look of concentration on his face. He enters ringside and he uses the ringsteps to enter the ring).

JP: The ref explains the rules and the bell rings.

ND: The Punisher and Arcane circle eachother for a few seconds, but then its Arcane who charges in right away and he takes Punisher down with a spear. He lands on Punisher and starts to hand out fist after fist!! But The Punisher counters and delivers a headbut to Arcane's mask. Arcane backs up a bit and The Punisher uses that bit of time to get back up again. He looks at the crowd for a moment and then The Punisher starts to hand out punches himself. He hands out several right ones and Arcane staggers backwards.

JP: Arcane falls into the ropes and he comes off and The Punisher takes him to the mat with a big boot!! The Punisher goes for the pin, 1............2.......but a kickout by Arcane. It won't be that easy to defeat this man. The Punisher picks Arcane up and he sends him into the ropes again. Arcane comes off the ropes and Punisher grabs him and does a big powerslam!! Again Punisher goes for the cover, but again he only gets a two count.

ND: The Punisher picks Arcane up by the head and the American hero hands out another big right hand to the side of the head of Arcane. Arcane grabs his own head with his hands and falls to one knee. We saw this before in his match with Fazzer. Arcane is now bashing his own head with his two hands. It looks like he is ramming a bad headache out of his head. Hey, that probly helps better than all those aspirins. Hehe.

JP: Arcane now uses the ropes to get back up again, but at the same moment The Punisher comes charging in. But Arcane can counter attack and he does a roundhouse kick to the face and Punisher goes down to the mat. Arcane now picks up The Punisher and hooks him up and does a double underhook backbreaker. He follows that up with stomping away at The Punisher while he is still on the ground.

ND: Arcane grabs The Punisher by the arm and executes a wrist lock suplex!! After that Arcane climbs the second rope and he does a kneedrop to the face!!! Arcane then starts another stomping session again. Arcane slowly picks up The Punisher and he sends him into the ropes. Punisher comes off and Arcane does a spinning heelkick to take the former Universal Champion down again.

JP: Arcane goes for the cover, 1.....................2................but Punisher kicks out of it. Arcane takes Punisher by the arm and irish whips him once more. Punisher comes off and ducks Arcane's arm and bounces himself into the opposite ropes. Punisher comes off and does a flying shouldertackle that takes Arcane down to the mat. I didn't know that Punisher still had this in him after the blows he took. But he is a true fighter and fights till the very last moment.

ND: The Punisher goes to the toprope now. He stands on top and he waits till Arcane is getting back up again. The Punisher then dives off for a flying forearm and he hits it!! He takes Arcane down to the mat!! The Punisher goes for the cover, 1.......................2...........but a kickout. The Punisher picks Arcane up again and he drags him over to a corner. He then starts to ramm Arcane's head into the topturnbuckle. 1....2....3...4.....but Arcane then blocks it and hands out an elbow.

JP: The Punisher lets go off Arcane's head and Arcane hands out another elbow and now its his turn to grab The Punishers head and now Arcane starts to ramm his opponents head into the topturnbuckle. 1...2....3....4...5....6...7....8....9...10... Arcane lets go off Punisher and he staggers backwards and Arcane comes in with a sidekick that takes The Punisher to the mat. While The Punisher is trying to get back up again, Arcane climbs the toprope. Arcane on top and ......SALVATION OFF THE TOPROPE!!!

ND: And Punisher is knocked out!! Arcane rolls himself on top off The Punisher and the referee starts the count. 1........................2..........................3.... And its over.. Another one bites the dust. Arcane Syth won this match!!

JP: But this is not the end for Arcane. He picks up The Punisher again and he is setting him up for his DEICIDE now!!! But wait!! Its Sean Corvik!! Corvik is walking down the ramp to ringside!! Why is he here?? Whats he gonna do? (Corvik reaches ringside and Arcane lets go of Punisher and stares down at Corvik as he circles the ring and as Corvik pushes John Pilchard of his chair. Corvik grabs the chair and folds it and walks up to the steps).

JP: Hey where's he going with my chair?!?

ND: Corvik is in the ring now and Arcane is still staring at him. Corvik still has the chair in his hands and he walks up to Arcane and they stand eye to eye right now. But behind Arcane's back its The Punisher who got back to his feet again. And The Punisher grabs Arcane and he wants to execute the GAVEL!! But ooooooh!!! Corvik comes in and BAMMMMM!! He smacks The Punisher in the head with the steel chair!!

JP: Holy saint!! And Punisher goes down to the mat!! And Corvik taunts The Punisher and BAMMMMM nails him again!! Corvik then unfolds the chair and he grabs The Punisher and he lifts him up and .......THE GAVEL THROUGH THE CHAIR!!! Oh my Goddd!!! I can't believe it!!!

ND: Punisher is definately knocked out now and Corvik tosses the chair to the side and he climbs out of the ring again. But he constantly looks at Arcane who is just standing there. Corvik backs up the ramp and exits ringside.

(Commercials).

Frank Styles: Hello my name is Frank Styles, FBI.

Mystic: Wow, FBI!! I'm gonna pay those parking tickets right away!!

Frank Styles: I'm not here for parking tickets.

Mystic: Oh...

Frank Styles: I'm here to investigate Saphio's murder.

Mystic: It was a sin what happend.

Frank Styles: It always is when somebody gets murdered. But to get back to the subject. I heard that you and The Punisher had some problems latey. You care to tell me something about that?

Mystic: Its pretty simple. He sucked, he had the Prime Time Title, I beat him, now I got the Prime Time Title. End of story.

Frank Styles: Thats all? No other story behind it?

Mystic: Yeah he called me a backstabber and all that kind of shit, but hey I beat him, I am the Prime Time Title champion. End of story.

Frank Styles: So you were jealous of him coz he had the Prime Time Title before you, hmmm intresting.

Mystic: Me jealous of him?? Haha, you make me laugh. Did you see my match tonight against Drake Laps? Did you see my match last week against Steel Brasco? Did you see how I defended this Prime Time Title? Did that look like someone who is jealous of anyone?

Frank Styles: Sorry, but I don't have time to watch wrestling matches. I am here to investigate a murder.

Mystic: Ok, so let me draw this out for you once more. I (points to himself) kicked The Punishers ass and now I (points to himself) got the Prime Time Title!! End of story!!!

Frank Styles: Hmm, ok, I reckon I have gathered enough information right now.

Mystic: Thank you.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Well with all we've had go down tonight, it looks like we've got the Internet Championship defense coming up between Joe Johnson and Iman Sain.

ND: Cazzo must have REAL faith in this kid giving him a shot at the Internet Championship only a week after going head-to-head with Blade for the Hardcore Championship. Maybe this week'll be different for Iman and he can get not only his winning streak started, but his first Championship as well.

(Stupify by Disturbed starts to play over the speakers and Iman Sain comes out. He runs to the ring and slides in and climbs in the ropes and raises his hands in the air. The crowd boos him, but Iman doesn't seem to care).

JP: And here's the man who was the loner in the late Saphio's group. But what would he say if he knew his group was still feuding internally? In any case, let's get ready for the Champion's entrance.

(The lights go out and then the opening riffs of "My own summer" by the Deftones start to play and "The Hardcore Event" Joe Johnson comes walking out. The reigning Internet Champion walks to the ring with a look of sheer intensity upon his face as his eyes never leave Iman Sain as he enters the ring)

JP: Well the referee explains the rules to these two men, and...What the hell?

(Then Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and Eric "Cazzo" Van Zandt appears from behind the curtains and the crowd goes wild. The President stands still on the ramp for a few seconds and he hears a "Dropkick King" chant that starts. Cazzo then starts to walk down the ramp to the ring. On his way he shakes hands with some of the fans. He reaches ringside and he also pulls a microphone from his pocket)

Cazzo: Oh yes, one more thing. Referee, I want you to make this match....HARDCORE RULES!!

JP: Oh my god! Cazzo just stepped in and used his authority !! What a development!! So this means he really is back again as the Prez!!! Well, Cazzo's making his way out of here, and now we can now start this match.

(Right after Born of a broken man starts to play and Exile and Roadblock come walking out. Exile comes to the ring and whispers something into the referee's ear and after a hearty handshake from the referee, Exile takes a seat at the ringside area with Road Block)

JP: Well, that was certainly odd. But now the match is underway and we've got ourselves a slugfest going on here! Back and forth, these two men just pummeling the hell out of one another, and finally Iman with a thumb to the eye and a headlock, but Joe sends Iman into the ropes, shoulderblock from Joe and down goes the challenger! Iman jumps up and goes into the ropes again and another shoulderblock from Joe! Joe picks him up and throws Iman into the ropes one more time and there's an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex! Textbook maneuver!!

ND: Joe's not finished though, because he's just started stomping away on Iman! I'm just glad I'm not in there with a ticked off Joe Johnson! But it looks like he's channeling that rage as he's hooking in a beautiful Cradle Suplex and he floats over for the pin! One...Two..No, nowhere near Three there. But Joe looks like he's glad this match is continuing because he's just stomping away on Iman now. He picks Iman up again and throws him into the corner and charges!

JP: Iman getting ready with a boot up but Joe slides underneath and grabs Iman's feet, dropping him facefirst! Oh no...The crowd's going wild, and OOOOH Iman will be singing an octave higher for a while after that shot on the steel posts! Joe Johnson is absolutely livid right now, and he racks him again on the post! And again! Oh my god!

ND: I'd like to make a correction: Joe Johnson has officially gone from ticked, to full-out PI**ED OFF!! Joe with a few more kicks, and he's picked up Iman, but a thumb to the eye of Joe, AND a low blow, and now Iman with a quick T-Bone Suplex onto Joe! Uh oh. This isn't looking too good for Joe! And now he's going for a Boston Crab!

JP: Joe in obvious pain, but he grabs the rope! Break the hold Iman! Referee reaches the 4 count before Iman breaks it, and Iman sliding outside and reaching underneath the ring....Trash Can! He rolls back into the ring ready to smack Joe! Joe's up to his feet, Iman with the can and....

ND: NO! Joe kicks to the gut, picks up the trash can and SMACK!! FINALLY this thing gets Hardcore!!

(Suddenly the ring bell sounds and everyone looks around with a look of confusion as Exile slides into the ring with a microphone)

Exile: Sorry Joe, but I took away the Hardcore stipulation, and you just got your ass disqualified!! Oh, and Joe?

(Exile points over Joe's shoulder and Iman SMASHES the trash can over Joe's head.

JP: We need some officials down here now! I repeat, we need---Oh lord, NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING???

(At that moment Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play again and Prez Cazzo comes walking out for the second time. He quickly walks to the ring and goes over to Exile. Cazzo and Exile start to discuss a bit on the outside and we see them negotiating or something. Then first Exile nodds his head and then we see that Cazzo nodds his head. Cazzo then leaves ringside again, while Exile takes the mic once more and speaks again).

Exile: Sorry, Joe my mistake. We WILL have a hardcore rules match!!

JP: But I suppose thats a bit too late for Joe now!! Iman already took him out with that trashcan! But Joe's is getting back up again.

ND: Iman rolls outside, daring Joe to come after him! Joe only more than willing to oblige and a hard kick from Iman, followed up by a Superkick!! Referee's down for the count, one...two...NO! Two count only! Only two and Iman is growing angry and rolls Joe into the ring, another kick to the gut and a Rocker Dropper! Or also known as the Fame...Fame-Ass....Uhh, Famous...Oh hell that one thing Billy Gunn still does!!

JP: So eloquently put Neil but yes, Iman Sain with the Rocker Dropper onto Joe and now he's grabbed Joe's ankles, ready for a legdrop to the abdomen!

ND: Here's the legdrop and...Wait!! Look at Iman's face! Joe caught the leg! He caught the leg! Oh my god! Joe's applying the Painkiller!! Iman's fighting it hard, but I don't know if he can withstand the pain!! He's reaching for the ropes but he's not close enough and....NO!! Iman tapped out! For the second week in a row, Iman Sain forced to submit and look at the look of satisfaction on Joe's face!!

JP: Joe Johnson won this match, but he had to go through alot. He now moves over to the side and stares down at Exile who is still standing there.

(Exile pulls out the mic once again).

Exile: Ok, so you did win this match tonight. But next week we will have a new Interet Champion!! ME!!! So get ready Sparky coz its gonna be you against me next week!!!

(At that moment Exile leaves and from behind Joe its Iman Sain who got back up again. He is about to attack Joe from behind but then lights quickly go out as fog fills the entranceway, and a voice calls out "I FEEL SO GOOD I FEEL SO NUMB YEAH!!" and Rob Zombie's "Feel So Numb" blasts over the speakers)

ND: Who's this? What's happening???

(By now Iman has forgotten about Joe and stands in the middle of the ring looking around, until several strobe lights flash in the ring and finally a tall figure seemingly fades into view, standing behind Iman in the ring)

JP: IT'S BLADE!! BLADE COMES TO SAVE JOE JOHNSON!! HE'S TAPPING IMAN ON THE SHOULDER!!! AND LOOK AT IMAN GO!! HE'S SCURRYING LIKE A SCALDED DOG!!! He doesn't want to go into another anklelock like last week I think!! Iman is leaving and Blade and Joe shake hands and hug! Oh my God what'll happen next????

(Commercials).

(Arcane Syth sees a guy who wants to kick in his lockerroom door and he grabs the guy by the throat).

(Frank Styles can't say anything as he is being choked, but he is able to take out his FBI batch out of his pocket. He holds it up and Arcane lets go of him right away).

Frank Styles: *cough* *cough* My name is *cough* Frank Styles, FBI and I am investigating Saphio's murder.

(Arcane just stands there but doesn't say a word).

Frank Styles: Do I make myself clear?

(Again Arcane doesn't say anything).

Frank Styles: Do you speak English?

(No reply from Arcane).

Frank Styles: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

(Again no reply from Arcane).

Frank Styles: God, your lucky that I don't have much time now otherwise I would turn you in right now.

(At that moment Frank Styles leaves, leaving Arcane behind standing near his lockerroom).

Arcane: Fool.

(Scene fades out).

JP: Seems like that FBI agent couldn't get much out of Arcane there.

ND: Probly he asked the wrong questions, hehe.

JP: Probly. So did he talk to you yet?

ND: Who Arcane?

JP: No that FBI agent?

ND: No, and I am NOT A SUSPECT!!

JP: I never said that.

ND: Next match please!!

JP: Ok, our next and last match of the evening is a non-title match between Universal Champion Sean Corvik and Steel Brasco. Brasco gets a big chance tonight to put himself in the spotlight. Last week he lost his Prime Time Title against Mystic, but tonight he is all the way in the Main Event. Good for him.

ND: He's just gonna be another victim for the Master of Moves!

(Ballbreaker starts to play and Steel Brasco comes out from behind the curtains. On his way to the ring he greets some of his Brascoites. He takes his time and then he reaches the ring and slides in the ring, takes off his hat and waits for his opponent).

(Then Died by Alice in Chains starts to play and Universal Champion Kritical Kondition Sean Corvik comes out from behind the curtains. He got the Universal Title strapped around his waist and he makes his way to the ring and once he reaches it he slides in).

Ding ding ding

JP: The bell rings and Corvik comes in and charges in on Steel and nails him in the head with a running elbow! Corvik then takes Steel and ramms him into the nearest turnbuckle. Corvik goes to work on Steels with several right hands to the face. Corvik really starts aggressive in this match!! He picks Steel up and bodyslams him back to the mat again. He then goes to the toprope, waits for Steel to get back to get up and then he nails him with a double axe-handle to the back of the head. And Steel goes down!!

ND: Thats the difference between a champion and a steroids taker.

JP: Hey, hey don't say that.

ND: I now also read that rumour on the SEI board.

JP: Yeah, but you started that rumour!!

ND: ....

JP: Corvik picks Steel up again and irish whips him into the ropes. Steel comes off and Corvik does a hiptoss that takes Steel to the mat. Corvik follows that up with bouncing into the ropes and doing an elbow drop on Steel. Again Corvik picks up Steel and starts another series of right hand punches. Corvik then kicks Steel to the midsection and then he lifts him up and drops him facefirst into the ropes!!! Oooooh man!!! Steel will definately feel that!! He now sees the difference in speed and pace between a midcard match and a main event match!!

ND: Corvik walks over towards Steel again and he taunts him a bit. He then picks Steel up and he sends him into the ropes again, but oooh this time Steel comes off and he counters with a Lou Thesz and lands on Corvik and starts to hand out punches himself now!! Right, left, right, left, right, left. Steel is really letting it go now!! It was about time he did something in this match. Steel now gets up and now its his turn to whip Corvik. And he irish whips the champ into the corner.

JP: Steel follows in hot pursuit and he splashes on top off Corvik!!! Steel then takes a few steps backwards and he then charges in again and does a shouldertackle!! Steel then chops Corvik to the chest and irish whips him again, but Corvik reverses the whip and throws Steel into that same corner!! Corvik then starts kicking Steel into the midsection. After five kicks to the gut, Corvik lifts Steel up and places him on the topturnbuckle.

ND: Corvik climbs on the toprope aswell and he grabs Steel by the tights and he does a SUPERPLEX!!!! OOOOH YEAHHH!!!! Great move by Kritical Kondition!! Corvik rolls himself on top of Steel and goes for the pin, 1...................2............but Steel kicks out. Yep, the kid is not giving up this easily. Corvik gets to his feet again and he slides to the outside and he grabs Steels leg and drags him out of the ring.

JP: Corvik now drags Steel over to the guardrail and he ramms Steels head into it!! Corvik then takes a few steps back and charges in on Steel, but ooooh Steel sees it coming and he counters and backdrops Corvik over the guardrail into the crowd. Steel now climbs on top off the guardrail and he looks at Corvik and ....SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE GUARDRAIL on top of Corvik!!!

ND: Oh man!! Steel is boosting up his game here!! Nicely done by the kid. Steel is now getting up again and he picks Corvik up by the head and he throws him over the guardrail towards ringside again. Steel climbs over aswell and he drags Corvik to the ring. Steel grabs his opponent by the head and ramms his head into the steel ringsteps!! BAMMMM!!! BAMMM!! And he does it again!! Steel lets go off Corvik and grabs the steel ringsteps and holds it up over his head!

JP: Steel wants to nail Corvik with those steel ringsteps but..........OOOOOH INSANITY"S EMBRACE!!!! Corvik got a second wind and used all his energy he got to do his Superkick and he kicks Steel into the face and Steel falls to the concrete and the steel ringsteps fall on top off him!!! Corvik now picks up the ringsteps and he throws them into Steels head!! And I think Steels face is busted open from that one!!

ND: Corvik picks up the ringsteps once again and he drops them behind Steel. He then picks up Steel and throws him backfirst into the apron. Corvik hands out a couple of chops and then he irish whips Steel, but Corvik reverses the irish whip this time and he sends Corvik straight into the guardrail!!! Steel charges in right after and clotheslines Corvik over the guadrail again!! Thats the second time that Corvik is laying in the crowd. And then they say he isn't a people's person.

JP: Steel climbs over the guardrail and picks up Corvik and he wants to throw him over the guardrail again, but Corvik blocks it by putting his foot on the guardrail. Corvik then grabs Steels head and ramms it into the guardrail. Right after he throws Steel over the guardrail back to ringside. Corvik back to ringside aswell and he goes over to Steel, picks him up and he does a sidewalk slam to the concrete floor!!! And the champ gets up again.

ND: Corvik looks under the ring and from under the ring he grabs a table. And the Universal Champion sets the table up right next to the apron. Corvik then picks up Steel and he lays him on top of the table. He climbs on aswell and grabs Steel and ..... ASPHYXIATION THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Oooh my God!!! I don't think Steel is gonna get up from that!! Look at that mess over there!! Corvik is starting to get back up, while Steel is still laying between that whats left of that table.

JP: Corvik is back up and he lifts up Steel by the head and he rolls him back into the ring again. Its nice to see that they are going back into the ring again. Corvik gets on the apron and climbs through the second and toprope into the ring again. He goes over to Steel and he lifts him up and ........THE POINT!!! Corvik just gave Steel his own finisher!!! Corvik goes for the pin and. 1..............................2..............................3.......... Sean Corvik gets the victory!!!!

ND: Corvik looks down at Steel and shakes his head. Corvik then slides to the outside again and pushes Jay Blue of his chair and takes the chair with him into the ring. Corvik bends over Steel again and taunts him some more and then BAMMMMM he ramms him with the steelchair to the head!! He doesn't deserve that!! The kid did good tonight!! He doesn't deserve a beating like this!

(From the top of the ramp we see Exile running down to the ring!! The crowd cheers him on as he reaches ringside and slides into the ring).

JP: Its Exile!!

ND: He grabs Corvik from behind and turns his around and kicks him into the stomache. Corvik drops the chair and Exile grabs Corviks head and DDT's Corvik on top off the chair!! But Exile is not stopping now, he kicks and kicks and kicks Corvik to the back of the head. Corvik is trying to get up, but everytime Exile stomps him to the back of the head again!! Exile now picks up that steelchair that was still laying there and BAMMMMM....he whacks it into the back of Corviks head!!!

JP: Ooh man, another chairshot to the back of the head!!! I think the back of Corviks head is bleeding now!! But what can you expect from those chairshots to the back of the head!!!

(Exile now drops the chair and he goes over to one of the corners and he steps on the second rope and he raises his hands in the air and the crowd cheers him on).

JP: Its been awhile for Exile, but now the fans are on his side again!! And I think definately is back again and next week we will see him in action against Joe Johnson. Wow, what a match is that gonna be!!!

ND: But thats for next week folks.

JP: So I hope we are gonna see each and everyone of you back next week with hopefully more answers about the investigation. I am John Pilchard, this was Venom, goodbye.