(BANGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! There's a big explosion and fireworks is all over. On the titantron it says "VENOM. Then the titantron shows clips of all the great superstars of the EWCL. The sold out arena goes wild because this Venom is about to begin).

John Pilchard: WELCOME PEOPLE!!! Welcome everybody here in the sold out arena in San Antonio and welcome all you millions of people at home that are watching this live on television.

Neil Down: Yes, and people all over the world are watching. There are even live coverages from Zimbabwe, Iceland and even the Pope himself could be watching at home.

JP: Like I said. Welcome all of you for Venom. For a while it wasn't sure wether or not another Venom was gonna take place or not. Ain't that right Neil?

ND: Yes thats true John. We all seen the sudden resignation of Mr. Fletcher the former Prez. Alot of the wrestlers didn't know what was gonna happen and even I didn't know if I would get another paycheck. But then there was a new Prez, right in time. Prez XXX. Everybody saw he had his share of trouble when he first started here in the EWCL, but thats just more than obvious.

JP: Anyway, as you can see some of the trouble is gone and all the people here in the sold-out arena and the people at home can expect a great wrestling night. Tell 'em what we got Neil.

ND: Yes, we have some great matches waiting for you. And we must mention that tonights Venom is sponsored by "Paco's Motel", the motel that serves you well. Ok, back to business. Tonight we will have the start of the tagteamtournament for the title. There is a match for the Prime Time Title. We have a grudge match between T-Bone and The Punisher, a ladder match between Alexander Glory and Cazzo and ofcourse the main event. The Royal Rumble for the Internet Title.

JP: But the match we are gonna start of with is a so-called "Seek and Destroy" match between Ex-Terminator and JTC.

(Then the lights sudddenly go out and Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play. It is Cazzo's entrance music so the crowd things that he is gonna show and they start to go wild. But from behind the curtains only Paco appears. He proudly comes walking to the ring. He is wearing a nice black suit, although it seems to be a rental one as it is a bit too big for his tiny body. Paco walks to ringside and steps into the ring and asks for the microphone).

JP: What is he doing?? Is he suppose to be here now?

ND: No, I don't think so, but lets see what he has to say.

(Paco has the microphone in his hand, looks at the people then he starts to sing: "Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light..........(he starts to sing the national anthem the "Star Spangled Banner").

JP: What is he doing?

ND: Shss, be quiet and stand up.

(Paco is almost finished singing the anthem: "O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!". He then bows to the public and says:)

Paco: The National Anthem was sponsored by Paco's Motel.

(After that he gets out of the ring and leaves ringside)

ND: Yeah, what is a big event like this without the national anthem. Although its the first time I seen that the anthem was sponsored.

JP: Lets start of with our first match. A "Seek and Destroy" match between Ex-Terminator and JTC. They both have the same entrance music and thats what caused this feud. They both have big ego's that can't stand somebody else uses "their" music. Next thing you know is that James Hetfield shows up to kick both their asses. (laughs). Anyway, a seek and destroy match goes like follows. Both the wrestlers start the match in a different part of the building. Ex-Terminator starts in the boilerroom and JTC starts on the parking lot. The purpose for them is to find eachother and defeat their opponent. So it is a falls count anywhere, no-disqualification match.

ND: Lets get down to business then.

(On the titantron we see a split screen. One side shows Ex-Terminator who is standing in the boilerroom. Next to him is a referee who tells him he can start. The other side of the screen shows JTC. He also gets the signal from a referee. They both have different tactics.JTC starts running right away and takes the first door he sees to the inside of the building. Ex-Terminator takes it easy. He slowly walks around in the boilerroom, looks around, grabs a shovel and decides to leave the boilerroom).

JP: What a match, huh!!

ND: They haven't even done something yet, John!!!

(JTC arrived near the lockerrooms, he passes some of the wrestlers that have to make their appearance later. Among others he passes Steve Leclair and Maniac. He asks rookie Steve Leclair if he seen Ex-Terminator, but he shakes his head.
In the meantime Ex-Terminator, who still has the shovel in his hand, is about to pass the Prez's office. He is about to turn around the corner when he sees a shadow. As he thinks it is JTC he swings his shovel back and takes down the person that comes around the corner. He hit that person right in the head.)

JP: Ooooooooh my god. He just smacked down Fazzer!!! He thought it was JTC, but it was Fazzer. He is knocked-out on the floor, he is definately out!! I hope he can make it for the Rumble later on, so he can defend his title there.

(Ex-Terminator notices that it is not JTC who he just hit. He shakes his shoulders and bends over to see if Fazzer is knocked out..
Now JTC is making his way towards the management's offices. He is near Ex-Terminator now. In the end of the hallway he sees Ex-Terminator standing over Fazzer. JTC starts running towards Ex-Terminator and spears him to the ground. He jumps on top of him and starts punching him in the face. JTC then picks Ex-Terminator up and wants to DDT him, but Ex-T reverses the move and backdrops JTC right on the concrete floor. JTC gets up and they both start to give eachother punch after punch in the face, but none of them goes down).

ND: Man, do you see the difference in size!!! JTC is 6'4"and Ex-Terminator is 7'3". He's like a giant. Ok, it looks like the two of them make their way to the lockerrooms.

(They are near the lockerrooms now and Ex-Terminator grabs a trash can (that happends to stand there) and hits JTC on the head with it, not once, not twice but three times. JTC goes down. Ex-T doesn't stop, he executes a legdrop on JTC. EX-T now goes for the pin already. 1....2....but JTC kicks out. Ex-T can't believe it. He turns to the referee and asks why that wasn't a threecount. Behind his back JTC got up from the floor and grabs the trashcan. The trashcan got his own blood on it, but that doesn't matter to him. This time its JTC's time to hit Ex-T on the head with it. He pounds him once, then throws the trashcan in Ex-Terminator's hands and superkicks him).

JP: What a move!!! Did you see that!!! Both men are bleeding now, its hard to say who is gonna win this match. Whats happening now. Oh they are in the cafetaria now. Luckily suppertime is over. (laughs)

(JTC wants to throw Ex-Terminator into the vending machine, but Ex-T reverses the move and JTC lands with his back against the vending machine himself. Ex-T then grabs JTC and headbutts him a few times. He then picks JTC up and puts him with his feet on the table. He wants to superplex JTC. But JTC now headbutts Ex-Terminator and pushes him backwards. Ex-T is laying on the floor and JTC is still on the table. JTC frogsplashes EX-T and goes for the cover. 1....2......kick out. This time JTC can't believe it. He picks Ex-T up and throws him on the table. He wants to Timebomb Ex-T).

JP: JTC is gonna do his own version of a powerbomb, the timebomb. OOOOh man, he just powerbombed Ex-Terminator through the table. But they are both hurt, man whats all happening here.

(After about 10 seconds JTC gets up and covers EX-T. 1...2..........but Ex-T kicks out at the very last moment. He slowly gets up and punches JTC in the face for a few times. He then grabs JTC in a chokehold, and walks towards another table while he holds him in the chokehold. Ex-T changes the move in a chokeslam and slams JTC right through another table. Then Ex-T stands up and makes the sign of his finisher the "Ex-Terminated").

ND: Oh yes he's gonna give him his own sit out last ride!!!!

(Ex-Terminator executes the Ex-Terminated and goes for the cover. 1........2..........3...........and he wins).

JP: We have a winner people!!! Ex-Terminator just beat JTC in this bloody match. So Ex-Terminator wins this first ever Seek & Detroy match and he can continue to use his entrance music. JTC however has to go look for another theme song. Ok, we better get a doctor in there now.

JP: Wow! What an interesting match we had there.

ND: I'd say, that was brutal.

JP: Well, lets get back to the next match shall we?

ND: Who is it?

JP: Umm! Super Trouper and Max Pain going up against The Mauler and Steve Leclair for the first round of the tag tournament. These four competitors are highly skilled individuals here at EWCL. But of course as they stated that it will be the veterans and the rookies teaming up. Should be good!

(The real slim shady by Eminem blasts on the speakers as The Mauler with Steve Leclair following makes his way to the ring. The Mauler and Steve Leclair then going over plans they made before the match as Forgot About Dre by Dr. Dre ft. Eminem blasts on the speakers as then Super Trouper with a straight face walks down the ring followed by Max Pain.

Ding, ding, ding...).

JP: Here we go fans! The first match of the tag tourney. The two rookies are set to get this thing going now. They lock up. Max Pain plunges down getting Steve Leclair in the headlock. SL pushes him against the ropes. Max Pain comes back. Leclair lyes down and Max Pain hopps over him. MP coming back..SL goes for the clothesline. MP ducks and runs off the ropes again...Boom! MP hits him with a flying shoulder block SL is down. MP picks him up by the hair and slings him into the corner. MP with a couple rights to the head of SL. MP then climbs to the second set of ropes and pummels the count on SL..1....2...3....4....5....6....7.....8....9...10...and MP throws him down to the mat. MP picks him up again. Super Trouper puts his foot up and rests it on the top rope as MP throws SL's face against it.

ND: Yesss! ST just got tagged in. There's hell to pay now. ST picks up SL and sets him up for a suplex. He hits it perfectly. ST picks him up again. He Irish whips him into the ropes. SL comes back. ST leans down. SL is up on ST's shoulders now!!! ST is walking around with him on his shoulders!!! OH! ST just fell backwards and landed right on SL's stomach. Kinda like a samoan drop. ST picks him up again and tags in MP again. ST holds up SL's arm as MP gives him a shot in the ribs. MP holds on to SL's hair and sets his arms around his waist.....Bam!!! Nicely maneuvered belly to belly suplex there.

JP: Man! SL's not bearing very well here. The Mauler is screaming at him to get up. MP picks him up again. He twists his neck around and slams him to the mat with a neck breaker. MP then drops an elbow right to the heart of SL. SL is struggling to get up. MP lifts him up lightly putting his hand under his chin. And ..oooh! Did you hear that slap to the face. That was nuts! SL is down. MP picks him up again. He throws him to the ropes. Wait! SL reverses it ST slaps the back of MP to get the tag. MP clotheslines SL down again. ST enters the ring. The ref wont let him in. The ref is telling ST to get back out. He never seen the tag. OH! Low blow there by SL on MP. MP is down. SL staggering to his feet. He trying to get over to the Mauler. He got the tag!!! He got the Tag!!! The Mauler's in he's cleanin' house on MP. Rights, lefts, you name it. The Mauler wont stop. He's beating the hell out of MP. TM (The Mauler) picks him up he throws him against the ropes. MP comes back. OH! And a body slam by TM. TM picks him up again. He's showing no mercy here. He sets him up for a powerbomb. He's got him up on his shoulders. BOOM! What a powerful powerbomb. Holy cow! The Mauler is picking him up again. He sets him up again for another powerbomb. He's up..OH! There's another. MP is down and down good. TM picks him up again.

ND: wow! The Mauler is really kickin' ass here JP! The Mauler sends him into the corner. He starts running after him for a slash of some sort. OH MY! How did he do that?? MP got the boot up in TM's face. TM staggers back. MP comes out of the corner and BAM! He almost took his head of with that clothesline. TM is down. MP goes for the count..1.. And a kick out! Both men now reaching for their partners. What happened? The Mauler was just destroying people. MP gets to Super Trouper!! TM gets to SL. SL ducks the clothesline from ST. SL reaches back for ST's neck. He grabs on to it. Bam! What a nicely executed neck breaker there! SL starts to pummel on ST. TM is yelling at a fan from outside the ring, haha! SL picks him up. SL sets him up for a full nelson slam. He's up! BAM! What a move there. SL picks him up again. He sets him up for a Russian neckreaker. Man this kid and neckbreakers! Boom! ST is down. SL goes for the cover...1.....2...oh and MP climbed in and saved him.

JD: Almost had him there! SL stares at MP while picking up ST. He sends him against the ropes. ST coming back . SL goes for the back body drp and lens forward. ST stops him self. SLAP! Eeewww! What a slap in the face. That's two tonight. SL goes down holding his cheek. ST picks him up. Could it be *The Bomb*?? He sets him up in a hammerlock...OH! *THE BOMB* 1...2...oh The Mauler makes the save..Damn you Mauler! ST shakes his head and picks up SL. He then throws him into the corner and tags in MP. MP and ST then start to stomp on SL. ST then steps over the ropes and gets out off the mat. MP picks up SL. He suplex's him. He picks him up again. Another suplex. He sets him up now for a back suplex. He lands it. SL is down now. MP then picks him up again. What's the Mauler doing? He's reaching for something under the apron. The ref can't see it. He doesn't know what's going on. He's got something in his hand. What is it? MP throws SL into the ropes. SL reverses it....MP coming towards the Mauler. WHACK!! Holy cow. The Mauler just hit him in the back of the head with *Brass Knucks* SL lifts him on his shoulders. DVD! He just DVD'd MP right after he was hit with Brass knucks. MP is out. SL picks him up again. He throws him in the corner and sits hit back wards on the tp turnbuckle.

ND: What's going on here? SL climbs through the ropes onto the other side of the apron. He starts to climb up. ST runs over to save MP. The Mauler runs after ST. OH! What a forearm smash by The Mauler as he continues to stomp ST outside the ring. SL is up on the top turnbuckle now. WHAT THE....???? HE'S SETTING HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP ROPES!!!! MY GOD!!! HE'S GOT HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS. HE JUMPS.....*WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST SEE??? * 1....2....3...IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER...MP JUST REVERSED IT IN MID-AIR INTO A HURRICANERANNA!!! SUPER TROUPER AND MAX PAIN JUST DEFEATED THE MAULER AND STEVE LECLAIR!!!! WHAT A MATCH!!!

JD: wait a minute! The mauler is raising his hands..he thinks he won. He was beating on ST on the outside. The announcer announces the winners. The Maulers smile comes off his face as he looks in the ring and sees MP recovering form the match. The Mauler climbs in the ring and picks him up....*HOMETOWNER*..my goodness! The Mauler just snapped on MP...he's just leaving with out his partner...

JP: Well what an action we just saw. I tell you that was only the first match of the tagteamtournament, so imagine what the future will bring us. Ok, now we have a grudge match between The Punisher and T-Bone. Lets get straight to the ring.

(The lights dim in the arena and a spot light shines down. The spotlights then change color and begin to flash around the arena. On the EWCL screen, Ministry of total justice begins to flash. The crowd goes wild as "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel begins to blare over the P.A. Clips of Linkin Parks video mixed with clips of the Punisher in action begin to flash over the EWCLs screen. A bright blue light then shines down to a hole at the top of the ramp. The Punisher rises from the hole, his eyes glowing red. As he steps onto the stage, pyro then explodes. Walking slowly to the ring, the Punisher walks slowly up the steel steps and then steps through the ropes.

Suddenly, "Paid" by Kid Rock begins to blare through the P.A. Punisher looks towards the entrance ramp as T-Bone steps through the curtain. Starring down at the ring, T-Bone smirks and then walks slowly down the entrance ramp. Sliding under the ring, T-Bone rises quickly.

The ref checks both men and goes through the motions. Punisher and T-Bone meet in the middle of the ring, a staredown then insues. For a moment, there is no motion, just the two men starring at each other, then T-Bone punchs Punisher. Punisher responds with a right of his own. The two men then begin to pummel each other. For long moments, neither man moves, then T-Bone thumbs Punisher in the eye. Punisher stumbles back, and T-Bone follows up quickly with a punch to the back of the head. Punisher stumbles into the ropes and T-Bone takes advantage. Right and lefts begin to fly as T-Bone traps Punisher in the corner. Punisher begins to buckle, but grabs the ropes. He pulls himself up, then kicks T-Bone in the stomach. T-Bone stumbles back, then charges Punisher again, nailing him with a clothesline. Punisher then drops to the ground, sitting against the turnbuckle. T-Bone then begins to stomp on Punisher. The ref trys to push T-Bone back, but T-Bone refuses. Punisher rolls himself out of the ring trying to catch his breath. T-Bone then stands in the middle of the ring and begins to laugh at Punisher. Punisher growls a ferral growl and then steps onto the apron. Steping through the ropes, T-Bone simply stands there and laughs. Punisher and T-Bone then lock up. Punisher tosses T-Bone against the ropes and holds him there. Driving vicious chops down onto his chest, then Punisher whips him across the ring. As T-Bone bounces off the ropes, Punisher goes for a big boot. T-Bone ducks the boot and responds with a neck breaker. T-Bone quickly goes for a cover...

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Punisher presses T-Bone off, the climbs quickly to his feet. Punisher charges T-Bone, but T-Bone takes him down with a drop toe hold. Punisher trys to climb to his feet, but T-Bone gives him a kick to the head. T-Bone then continues to stomp Punisher, then begins to choke him. The ref begins to the count and T-Bone breaks the choke. T-Bone then pulls Punisher up by the hair, T-Bone goes for a right hand, but Punisher catches his hand, spins him and drives him down with a vicious full nelson slam. Punisher drops a quick elbow drop, then pulls up T-Bone by the hair. Punisher throws T-Bone into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Punisher then begins to pummel T-Bone in the corner. The ref counts then moves Punisher away. Punisher then walks over and pulls T-Bone up. Punisher then hooks him and suplexs him over, floating over and going for the cover...

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T-Bone gets the shoulder up. Punisher rises quickly and begins stomping on T-Bone. Punisher then pulls T-Bone up and whips him into the ropes. As T-Bone bounces back, Punisher catches him and powerslams him over. Punisher once again goes for a cover...

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T-Bone gets his shoulder up again. Punisher pulls T-Bone up and goes for a piledirver, T-Bone however blocks and back body drops Punisher. T-Bone drops a knee into Punisher forhead, then and elbow to Punishers throat. T-Bone then picks Punisher up and begins to pound on him. Punisher stumbles back against the ropes, and T-Bone clotheslines him over the top. Punisher lands hard on the outside as T-Bone climbs through the ropes. Punisher rises slowly, and T-Bone catches him coming off the ground, and drives him back down with a DDT. The ref begins to count as T-Bone rolls into the ring.

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Punisher climbs slowly into the ring. T-Bone charges him quickly, but Punisher gets the big boot up. T-Bone is driven to the ground. Punisher then signals for the gavel. Punisher then reaches down and whips T-Bone into ropes, driving T-Bone back down to the canvas with a clothesline. Punisher then pulls T-Bone up and applies the gavel, double front suplexing T-Bone. Punisher then covers T-Bone.

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Punisher rises slowly as the ref gives the signal for the bell. The ref then raises Punisher hand as "We didn't start the fire" by Billy Joel begins to blare once again. Punisher then looks back at the unconsious T-Bone with disgust, then steps through the ropes. The crowd goes wild as Punisher walks back up the entrance ramp, head held high, pleased with himself over his victory over T-Bone.

JP: Yes justice has taken place!!! What a win for The Punisher. He will be happy with this victory, especially after Sparhawk and Sir Kaltan left him all alone in the Ministry of Total Justice.

ND: Welcome back people after the commercial break. You just came in time for this title match for the Prime Time Title. We have defending champion The Don going up against challenger D@wg F@$e. We haven't seen both men in action much at the House shows lately, so I wonder whats gonna happen in this match. Lets get to ringside!!!!

(The arena goes dim as "One Step Closer" by Linkin Park begins to blare over the P.A. system. Dawg Face steps from behind the curtain, a smirk etched across his face. Running to ring, he slides underneath and runs quickly over to the turnbuckle, climbing it, he raises his hands into the air and points at himself. The arena suddenly goes totally dark. A blue flame then rises from the center of the ring, admist the flame, stands Mortician. A grim look etched across his cold lifeless features. Dawg Face turns quickly and narrows his eyes. Dawg Face then jumps quickly to the top of the turnbuckle and leaps off, attempting a body splash. Mortician catches him with ease and sneers as he holds up Dawg Face. Mortician then drives Dawg Face down hard with a front slam. Dawg Face rolls out of the ring and begins yelling at the ref. Mortician reaches over the top rope, but Dawg Face quickly gives him a stun gun. Mortician stumbles back as Dawg Face jumps onto the top rope, Mortician however nails him in the stomach and catches him with a 3/4 turning neck breaker, the Morticians Deep Freeze. Dawg Face lays there motionless in the middle of the ring as Mortician motions for a microphone. One of the ring crew quickly tosses it to him. Mortician then turns and looks towards the entrance ramp.

Mortician ~ You may have been the Dons opponent tonight, but you were not worthy. Tonight, Don, you wil face a worthy contender. Tonight I shall decimate you.

The Dons music begins to blare over the P.A. system as he steps from behind the curtain, obviously taken aback by Morticians antics. Suddenly, the Don charges to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope. Before he can rise however, Mortician begins putting the boots to him, stomping him into the ground. Mortician then pulls Don up and whips him into the ropes, driving him down with a vicious clothesline. Mortician then pulls Don up and grabs him by the throat. Lifting him high into the air, Mortician drives the Don down with a vicious chokeslam. The Don lays there for a moment, then begins to rise. Mortician grabs him by the hair and pulls him up. Mortician then whips Don into the corner. Mortician lifts Don and sets him on the top rope. Don punchs Mortician and knocks him back. The Don leaps from the top rope and attempts a tornado DDT. Mortician however catches him and walks him back to the top rope. Nailing him multipule times in the face, The Don begins to teeter on the top rope. Mortician then grabs him and drives him down with the Deep Freeze. Mortician then covers the unconsious Don.

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Mortician rises slowly as the ref signals for the bell. The ref raises Morticians hand, then sneers as the ref hands him the Prime Time Championship. Mortician then holds the belt above his head. The arena goes dark and the blue flame appears in the ring once more. When the lights come back, The Don is still unconsious in the ring and the Mortician is gone. Having just won the Prime Time Championship.

JP: Now you could have expected much, but this is one thing that noone could have imagined!!! We have a title match between The Don and Dawg Fase and who is the new champion: Mortician!!!! Stuff like that only happens here in the EWCL people!!!

JP: Well, well, well didn't we just see a great match, huh? Well there is another excellent one coming up. We have Hardcore Champion Cazzo facing newcomer Alexander Glory.

ND: Yeah, and Alexander Glory sure impressed me in the short time that he has been in the EWCL. He is my favorite in this match. Common lets get this match started!!!

JP: First let me add that this is a ladder match. And not just a normal ladder match. Above the ring will hang a sledge hammer. The one who climbs the ladder all the way first and grabs the sledgehammer not only wins the match but is also allowed to do whatever he wants with that hammer. Ok, thats all the information we need, now we can really begin.

(Ring Announcer Jay Blue is standing in the ring to make the introductions: "Our next event of the evening is a ladder match, no-time limit, no-disqualification". With that announcement "The Game is Over" blasts over the speakers as the music of Alexander Glory plays.

Jay Blue: "Introducing first from New Orleans, here is Alexander Glory!!!"

A roar of boos goes up to the rafters as Glory makes his appearance. He appears cold and focussed. He takes a sip of his bottle of water and spits it out again. As he enters the ring, he looks at a group of fans that are booing him. Glory, walks through the ring and steps on the second rope and raises both of his hands in the air and receives a wave of boos. He then gets off the ropes and waits in the corner.

Jay Blue: "His opponent!!! From Paco's Motel, weighing in at 235 pounds, the Hardcore Champion, Cazzo!!!" A thunderous roar goes up from the crowd as Cazzo makes his way to the ring. When he is inside the ring, he takes of his belt and points to his "Cazzo = Laddermatch" shirt. Ding, ding, ding...

Falling Away from me by KoRn detonates on the speakers as the prez throws the curtain back around him and stands by the entrance on the stage with a mic. The fans roar with chants of XXX, the one man rampage, the Hylighter, the teens, everything that led back to XPCW, This is the first time they'd laid eyes on him since his gruesome ladder match a while back for the XPCW title. Cazzo and Glory both looking at him wondering what's going on. The Prez lifts the mic up...

JB: what the...?

Triple X: hehehe! Thanks for the warm welcome. I think I might get used to this place. Anyway, lets get down to business shall we? Glory, you seem like the kinda guy I'd make friends with. You have the exact same interests. I mean, smashing someone's skull with a sledge hammer. That's good s**t man. It'll get you places. Places that award the big Uni title. Cazzo, not to take anything from you though. You're a damn good professional athlete. And you do a hell of a lot of work here in EWCL. So I came upon a good question that I asked myself last night...that is, when in the hell are we going to see the next Universal champion? So I thought about it, I thought about the card and then it came to this match. Two great competitors. Ah, why the hell not...this match is for the first half of the num.1 contendership.(crowd all stand and start chanting...Cazzo, Cazzo, Cazzo...) Dammit people, what? Doesn't Glory have the authority to attain and fulfill his dreams to become the Universal champion? (Crowd boo) al right that's fine. But I can guarantee that you wont see a one sided match. Have fun fellas..

JP: oh man! This match means a lot more. And I mean a lot. OH! What a cheap shot there by Glory with a forearm to the back of the head. Glory swings him across the ropes. CZ comes back, he takes a swing at AG's head. AG ducks. CZ comes back from the other side as AG steps to the side and takes down CZ with a leg sweep take down. AG quickly gets up as does CZ. CZ runs after him. AG ducks and throws him over his back. CZ lands on his feet. OH! And CZ comes back at AG with a huge clothesline. CZ picks him up. He sets him up for a suplex. AG wont let him pull it off. CZ knees him in the gut. Oh! And he's over now with a suplex. CZ picks him up again. He throws him in the corner. CZ raises his hand in the air and comes down hard to slap the chest of AG.

ND: Man this match means a lot and people really know it. CZ then climbs to the second rope...he's pummeling AG in the head..1..2..Oh! And AG just threw him off with ease before he could get to ten. CZ gets back up. He runs back over to AG and gets up on the second rope again. And again AG pushes him off and down to the mat. Cazzo staggers up to his feet and runs towards him again. Oh! AG gets his boot up in CZ's face. CZ stumble's back. AG runs out of the corner. Boom! What a clothesline taking Cazzo off his feet and down to the mat once again. AG picks him up. What's this? He's got CZ's leg up. Oh! And a nicely maneuvered dragon screw there. AG stops at CZ before picking him up. He's setting him up for something else here now...snap suplex..CZ is down.

JP: Just think! One of these two men will be going for the gold in a matter of weeks. AG picks him up. OH!!! A low blow to AG as CZ slowly gets to his feet and AG is down holding his genital area. CZ gets down on one knee and lays in a couple rapid rights to AG's head. Momentum changed fast here with that low blow. CZ then stands to both feet while holding onto AG's hair. Boom! Side buster on AG. CZ picks him up again. He's setting AG up with both hands hooked behind his back. He's up...oh! Nice Double arm back breaker there. What th..? Haha...CZ just went for a pin as a big smile came across his face and he remembered. The crowd pops...

ND: That ladder still lying on the groung outside the ring now waiting for someone to pick it up and get that sledge hammer. CZ picks him up again and throws him against the ropes....oh! Spinebuster. CZ climbs on Glory and gives him more fast rights to the forehead. CZ picks him up by the hair again. He lifts him up and...slams him back down with a falling powerslam. AG not bearing well here now. CZ picks him up again. He folds AG's leg up and...Crack! Shin breaker! Wow, CZ is doing some good technical moves here. Oh Yes!! This is what everyone's been waiting for. CZ's going for the ladder. It could get a bit dangerous here folks. *CZ picks up the ladder and slides it into the ring.* AG getting slowly to his feet. CZ gets back into the ring. AG is up now. CZ runs after him with a clothesline. AG duck he grabs the back of his head....neck breaker. What a move! Cazzo is down now. Glory walks over to the ladder. He's picking it up. CZ gets to his feet....dropkick..oh! Glory falls back with the ladder as it falls on him. CZ picks the ladder up from AG. AG gets up as fast as he can. Smack! Hard right to the head of CZ. He drops the ladder. AG with another hard right. Ag then puts his hands aroung Cazzo's waist....oh! Nice belly to back flip there. AG picks him up again trying for more insurance. He sets him up for a gutwrench type of move.....Diving Powerbomb! CZ is down. AG picks up the ladder.

JP: wait a minute we're going backstage now...there's the President of this company..Triple X looking on! (back to the match). I wonder why he's so interested in this match? AG setting up the ladder! Could he have this won already? Wait now, Cazzo rising to his feet runs off the ropes. He comes back. Smack! He just gave Glory a flying forearm smash. CZ picks him back up. OH! AG returns the favor with a low blow. AG gets to his feet now. He picks up CZ. What's he doing here? Whoa! Nice wrist clutch suplex there. AG going for the ladder. CZ is slowly getting up. AG is halfway up. CZ is staggering to his feet. AG is at the top. He's reaching for it. CZ pushes the ladder!!!! OH MY!! Glory just bounced off the ropes into Cazzo's full nelson!!!! OH! Full nelson bomb. What a move! CZ straightens out the ladder from lying against the ropes. He lines it up under the sledge hammer. AG gets to his hands and knees.

ND: He's going to do it here JP! He's going to the big match. I know it! CZ climbs up the ladder. AG on one knee now. CZ is at the top reaching for it. He nicked it. HE NEEDS ONE MORE STEP!!! OH! HE GOT IT!! NO, NO...Glory climbed up and threw him off. My goodness. What suspense! AG walks over to CZ, He picks him up buy the hair. He yells something in his face. He's setting him up in suplex form. He's got him up in the air stalling him. What strength! He's still up there. OH! He comes crashing down with a stalling brain buster...wow! AG picking him up again. He wants that title bad. He puts him in powerbomb position. He's up on his shoulders....POWERBOMB!! Bam! What a move...!

JP: What a match! He's picking him up again..he wants all the insurance he can get. He's putting him in powerbomb position again under his legs. He's got him up. Wait! OH MY! He just reversed it into a face buster. Both men are down. What a counter by Cazzo. Even after those powerful moves he was still able to get the reversal. AG getting up a little quicker than CZ. AG is to his feet. CZ is getting there. AG takes a swing at him CZ blocks it (crowd cheers). CZ comes back with his own right. CZ taking advantage now. He Irish whips AG. He comes back both men swing...BAM!! Oah!!! Both men are down with that two-way clothesline.

ND: AAAhhhhh! I'm going crazy..someone get up that stupid ladder and lets see the first half of the number 1 contender. Both men on one knee now. CZ hauls back his arm. Smack! What a right to AG. CZ to his feet. He grabs AG by the hair. Both men panting for air. AG slowly gets up. CZ wraps his arm around his head. OH! Flowing DDT! And AG is down again. CZ walks over to the ladder. He's setting it up. He's climbing it now. AG gets to one knee. CZ is half way up. He stops and turns around. He jumps at AG with an axe handle attempt!!! Oh! But Glory with a sidearm to the gut and CZ bends over holding his gut. AG steps back. He comes back and FAME ASSER!!! What a move by Glory. AG falls back and takes a breather. He's too tired to climb the ladder. CZ rolls to the outside. As does AG. Both men on the outside now catching their breath. AG gets up slowly to his feet and starts walking over. CZ is up and looking under the apron.

JP: what's getting here? AG makes it over to CZ and next to us. CZ hauls the object out...SMACK!!! MY GOODNESS! HE JUST HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THAT PIPE! The crowd is going nuts! AG is laid out on the Spanish announce table. CZ drops the pipe and climbs up on him. CZ lays in rights and left on the battered Alexander Glory. Glory has been busted open! CZ stands up on the table and grabs Glory's hair. OH! Low Blow by AG. CZ is bent over. AG barely gets up. He hooks his ams...OH, OH, OH!!!!! *GAME OVER, THROUGH THE TABLE* GAME OVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!! I don't believe it. Both men are down, both men are out, both me are busted open!!!! MY goodness. They wont be able to finish this. Wait! Glory showing signs of getting up. He's getting up as fast as he can. He's like a drunk person. He's all over the place. He wants that sledge hammer. He wants that number 1 contender. And by golly he wants that title. He slides in the ring...he's staggering to his feet again. He grabs the ladder for leverage. He's trying to climb in. He is climbing it!! There he goes.

The lights go off

ND: what th...? What's going on..?

JP: My goodness! Who's in that ring??? *WHO IS THAT*?? He's dressed in black..who is it. AG doesn't care. He's going for the sledge hammer. The crowd are jumping up and down. Who is that? He's climbing up the other side. AG is at the top. He's reaching for the hammer!!! That black guy has a chain wrapped around his hand. OH! He just nailed AF and busted him even more. The blood is all over the place. But AG's still hanging on...this is scary..OH! Another shot to the head. He's almost off. He's off..he just fell off the ladder!!!! The mystery guy jumped off...*he's leaving*. CZ is to his feet now. He's walking over and enters the ring. He can just barely stand too!!! He's trying to pick up AG! He's setting him up for a powerbomb...*CAZZOBREAKER*, CAZZOBREAKER!!!! Glory is out, Glory is out. Cazzo's climbing the ladder he's halfway up now. Glory is out cold he's not moving. Cazzo's up at the top. He needs one more step. WAIT! THE PREZ IS COMING DOWN THE RAMP!!! He's climbing the ladder!!!! He's takes Cazzo's head and wraps his arms around it...*HYLIGHTER*, HYLIGHTER(launching Diamond cutter) OFF THE LADDER!!! *He wants Glory to win*!!!! My Goodness. Both competitors are out now. It's Not over yet! HERE COMES THE MASKED MEN AGAIN WITH THAT CHAIN...HE SLIDES IN THE RING......HE SWINGS AT THE PREZ. He ducked it. The Man turns around..CLOCK!!!! HE JUST NAILED OUR PREZ!!!!! Now he's leaving again..who the hell is that??? who the hell is that??? Three men are in the ring knocked out..wait! Glory is getting up. He checks on the Prez. He rolls the Prez out of the ring. He's picking up Cazzo now..he's setting up again.....*GAME OVER*, GAME OVER!!!! It's over... HE'S CLIMBING THE LADDER!!!! HE'S HALFWAY THERE...THERE'S NO STOPPING HIM..HE'S REACHING FOR IT...ONE MORE STEP...HE'S GOT IT..HE'S GOT IT..HE'S GOT IT..THE BELL HAS RUNG..THIS ONE IS OVER...GLORY WINS!!! THE FANS AREN'T LIKING IT BUT GLORY WON....

ND: he's getting up! Cazzo's getting up..

JP: No Cazzo, get out of there dammit!!! Cazzo rises to his feet and falls back leaning against the ropes. Glory looks at him and starts to climb down the ladder. Cazzo leaps over to the ladder and pushes it..GLORY JUST FELL ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!! The Prez is back in the ring. He runs after Cazzo...Cazzo ducks the clothesline attempt. The prez stops and turns around.. He kicks him in the gut...*CAZZOBREAKER* TO THE PREZ...IS HE NUTS...HE CAN MAKE HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL....BUT THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FOR INTERFERING!!!!

ND: ah! I don't think it's over yet still!!!

JP: Glory's back in the ring!!! He's got that damn sledge hammer...he swings at Cazzo!!! WHACK!!!! HE JUST NAILED CAZZO WITH THAT SLEDGE HAMMER...MY GOODNESS...HE JUST NAILED CAZZO WITH THAT SLEDGE HAMMER...GLROY'S DROPPING IT NOW THOUGH...IT'S FINALLY OVER..IT'S FINALLY OVER...GLORY'S LEAVING..WHAT A WAVE OF BOOS WE'RE HEARING HERE TONIGHT!!! MY GOODNESS!!! TWO UN CONSCIENCE MEN ARE LYING IN THE RING...WHAT WILL HAPPEN WITH THESE FOUR NEXT WEEK??

ND: I don't know but next we have the main event...The Rumble...

JP: We sure seen alot of great action so far tonight. But now the time has arrived that everyone has been waiting for. The Royal Rumble for the Internet Title.

ND: Yeah 30 wrestlers will compete and it's every man for himself. And you all know the rules, don't you. We start off with two wrestlers and then every minute a new wrestler comes in. You only can be eliminated when you get thrown over the toprope and land with both your feet on the ground.

JP: Yes, with both feet!! And I wonder if Fazzer is gonna show. You all remember the hit he got in the head from Ex-Terminator earlier on tonight. But lets go to ringside now and see who will be the first one to enter the ring.

(Some unknown music starts to play and a guy with a green cap, green shirt and green pants runs to the ring).

JP: Who the hell is that?

(The guy enters the ring and asks for the microphone.

Guy: Hello my name is Peter Pan!!!).

ND: Who?????

Peter Pan: Yes, Peter Pan and I am here to prove Prez XXX wrong. I've came to straight out something. He called me a jobber and he humiliated me on national tv in front of everyone. I am here to show that I RULE and can't be made fun of. And I am not a jobber!!!

(At that moment One Time one of the new guys comes running in. He gets in the ring, he kicks Peter Pan in the stomach, ddt's him, pick him up and throws him over the toprope).

ND: Yep, Peter Pan definately is not a jobber. (laughs)

(One Time is in the ring alone now, raising his hands in the air. Some of the crowd cheers, some of them booo coz they seem to like Peter Pan. One Time goes to the corner of the ring and waits till a new wrestler comes in

5......4......3......2.....1......and its EZE who makes his appearance. Its the guy from Miami. He enters the ring and he gets attacked by One Time right away. One Time whips him in the ropes, EZE comes back from the ropes and gets clotheslined by One Time. One Time raises his hands again and then elbow drops EZE. EZE tries to get up and the two of them lock up. EZE then holds One Time in a headlock and continues to hold that for a while.

5......4.....3.....2.......1.....Red Rock comes running in now).

JP: When Red Rock first came to the EWCL he made a good impression, but lately he's been slacking a bit, just like more have been doing lately. Let's see how he handles himself in the rumble.

(Red Rock is in the ring and goes straight for EZE, he dropkicks him in the face. One Time is in the corner and looks how the two others start to punch eachother down. The One Time runs towards Red Rock and bulldogs him. EZE legdrops Red Rock, who is still on the floor. EZE picks Red Rock up and wants to throw him out of the ring, but Red Rock holds on to the ropes and stays in.

5.......4.....3......2........1........Max Pain comes running to the ring).

JP: Oooh its Max Pain. We all seen him earlier tonight in the tagteam match. Together with his partner Super Trouper they went to the second round of the tournament.

(Max Pain gets clothesline by One Time when he gets in the ring. Max gets up though and german suplexes One Time. Then he walks over to EZE who still is trying to throw Red Rock over the toprope. And he pushes both EZE and Red Rock over the toprope, they both have been eliminated now. Max Pain then turns to One Time and uppercuts him.

5.....4........3.......2......1.........Next up is Zev Sanezca. He enters the ring and looks around whats happening. He sees how Max Pain and One Time are locked up. Sanezca decides to wait in the corner till one of the two goes down. One Time powerslammed Max Pain. Sanezca gets on the toprope turnbuckle and moonsaults on Max Pain. One Time then legdrops on both Sanezca and Max Pain.

5......4.......3.......2.....1.......Teck is coming in now, he runs quickly to the ring and gets in he runs towards Max Pain (who is standing near the ropes), Max Pain backdrops Teck and Teck flies over the toprope and is eliminated. One Time, Sanezca are brawling in one of the four corners now. Sanezca is in the corner and One Time is punching him and starts to choke him now. He wants to throw Sanezca over the ropes but Zev manages to hold the ropes.

5....4.......3......2......1.........its Showtime.

JP: Here we have another new guy that just arrived in the EWCL. And he already had a thing going with One Time so I expect that he goes for One Time right away. And yes he does, he heads over to One Time, kicks him in the stomach and woowww he powerbombs One Time. Showtime now tries to cover One Time. Doesn't he know he's suppose to throw him over the ropes?? Anyway, in the other side of the ring now Sanezca is being suplexed by Max Pain. Max Pain who sure has a good night sofar. Ok, we have 4 men in the ring and its time for another person to get in now. Who will it be!!!! 5...4....3...2....1 and its.....

ND: Its Armon Hammer. Yeah I hear you think: Who the heck is that and I never heard of that guy? Well neither did we, but he was on the list and here he is and its Hammer time. Lets see what he is up to. He runs towards Max Pain and does a hurricanrana. Wow some move from this youngster from Grenich.

JP: Showtime is still going for One Time. One Time who has been in the ring for a while remember. Showtime wants to clothesline One Time, but he ducks, gets in the ropes, returns and clotheslines Showtime down to the floor. One Time picks him up and wants to toss him out of the ring. But just when he wants to do that Sanezca charges into him. But it is time again people, who will be in here next? 5.....4......3.....2.....1.....it is Mortician, the bright and new Prime Time Champion. He got the belt with him. He gets in the ring hits Sanezca on the head with the belt and throws him over the toprope. Then Armon Hammer comes running towards him, and Mortician takes him down aswell with his Prime Time Belt. He picks Hammer up and chokeslams him out of the ring. Man is that Mortician cleaning house. If you can't stand the heat get out of the ring. (laughs) Mortician eliminated two people within half a minute people. Will he do the same with the next person that comes in??

(The countdown starts again. 5.....4.....3.....2......1......D@wg F@$e comes out and gets in the ring.

ND: Obviously D@wg F@$e goes for Mortician right away. We all seen what the big guy did to him in his title match earlier on tonight. D@wg F@$E tries to ddt Mortician, but the big guy won't go down. D@wg looks up, runs into the ropes and clotheslines Mortician, but still not much movement. Oh he just gave Mortician a low blow, and yeah that will bring anyone down.
Look at that, Showtime and One Time are still fighting eachother, they just can't stop. I think One Time just piledrived Showtime. And Max Pain is also still in the ring, but it seems like he is resting for a little bit.

JP: Did you see that, Mortician is down. D@wg F@$e slammed him down, and jumped on him and is punching him tremendously. Somebody stop that guy. Wow, it seems like somebody heared me, as Max Pain dropkicks D@wg right in the F@$e.

(5.....4......3......2.....1.....Last Resort by Papa Roach starts to play and Steve Leclair appears from behind the curtains. He steps in the ring and goes towards Max Pain).

JP: Yeah, those rookies got a score to settle I think, as Max Pain beat Steve Leclair in the tagteammatch. It looks like Leclair is talking to Max Pain. What is he saying? Apparently it doesn't work coz Max just put Leclair in a sleeper hold. Leclair is struggling to get out of that hold and bumps into One Time and Showtime. They look at him but then continue their own battle. Showtime whips One Time in the corner and runs behind him, One Time gives Showtime the big boot right in the face and Showtime goes down. One Time gets on the topturnbuckle and elbow drops on top of Showtime. In the other side Mortician got back in control again and is giving D@wg several headbutts.

ND: Who's next, who's next???

(5.....4......3.....2......1......"I am the best ever EWCL Universal Champion there ever was" comes out of the speakers. And The Mauler comes walking to ringside. He slowly walks to the ring and uses the steps to get in the ring. Leclair sees him and winks at him. Leclair is holding Max Pain in a chokehold. The Mauler walks to both of them, gives Leclair some kind of look of approval and then grabs Max Pain and tombstones him. Then both The Mauler and Leclair pick Max Pain up and they throw him out of the ring. Leclair is cheering now and wants to high-five with Mauler. Mauler smiles a little, kicks Leclair in the stomach, grabs him by the head and tosses him over the toprope aswell.)

JP: Did you just see that? He just eliminated his tagteampartner, well former tagteampartner I should say. Man, that Mauler has no feelings. Well we are down to 5 people again. Mauler, Mortician, D@wg F@$e, One Time and Showtime. Mauler now heads for Showtime and One Time. He splits them up and gives One Time and elbow. He throws him in the turnbuckle and splashes on him.

(5.....4......3......2.....1......."Hello Ladies" comes out of the speakers now and Lady's Man comes down the ring. He got a goodlooking girl on each of his sides).

ND: Why is he here when you have can two girls like that? That's what I don't understand. Anyway, he just said goodbye to his ladies and stepped in the ring. He goes towards D@wg F@$e and Mortician. D@wg is holding on to the ropes so he won't fall out. Lady's Man wants to help Mortician with throwing D@wg out of the ring. And they both actually throw D@wg out. But well we all know that Mortician don't want any help, so not a good choice from Lady's Man. Mortician turns to the Lady's Man and puts him in a bearhug.
Mauler is choking One Time with his foot. One Time is stuck in the corner. And we see Showtime laughing at this sight. Showtime then starts to punch One Time in the stomach area. Man that One Time sure is taking a beating here. I hope he'll get some help soon.

(The crowd is counting again 5....4....3.....2.....1.....Tank is gonna join us now. He gets in the ring and gives Lady's Man a big boot right away. Lady's Man goes down. Tank now concentrates on another big guy, namely Mortician. They stand across eachother and only look at one another. Then they lock up and a test of strenght begins. Tank has the benefit first, he even gets Mortician to go on his knees. Then Mortician comes back up and now makes Tank go on his knees. Tank tries to get back up and puts his knee in Mortician's stomache).

JP: We still have alot of people to get in the ring here, so don't change the channel people at home. Well I mean who would change the channel now??? Nobody would do that right?? Ok, 5.....4......3.....2....1....its Maniac's number. Maniac and he got Monica with him. Ooh nice looking girl she is. Maniac jumps in the ring and he goes to help One Time. We all seen that the two of them were talking about forming a tagteam, so this could be their first partnership. Maniac grabs Showtime by the head. Showtime has to let go One Time coz of that. One Time falls to the ground from all the beatings he had over the last number of minutes. Maniac holds Showtime and executes a backbreaker. Then he picks up Showtime and holds his arms. He shouts to One Time to get up. One Time gets up and takes a swing at Showtime. Then Maniac picks Showtime up and takes him on his shoulders, One Time steps on the topturnbuckle and clotheslines Showtime of Maniac's shoulders. Wooow some move, thats gotta be their finishing move, they had to have trained that before. Now Maniac and One Time pick up Showtime and throw him over the toprope and he lands on the ground.

(Mauler was just standing there looking how Showtime got eliminated. He turns his back now and faces Lady's Man. Lady's Man dropkicks Mauler down. All the girls in the arena scream. Lady's Man walks to the side of the ring and looks at a girl in the front row that is winking at him. He winks back and yells to the girl "I see you later backstage". Lady's Man is too busy with the girl that he doesn't notices Mauler who is behind him now and Mauler picks Lady's Man up and tosses him to the outside. Lady's Man gets up from the ground and walks straight to the girl on the first row. She gets up from her seat and the two of them walk back to the lockerrooms).

ND: I don't think he minds that he got eliminated, ha ha. He's gonna do some special moves on that girl I assume. Anyway, who's next. 5.....4.....3......2......1......I hear that Rage is next.

(Johnny Rage comes out and starts making his way to the ring. Seconds after though "The Main Event" Rage appears and walks in).

ND: Ok, what is this? We got two wrestlers coming out.

JP: I think someone made a mistake, they probly announced Rage and they both appeared. Well who cares anyway, lets see what happens.....The Main Event Rage attacked Johnny Rage in the back even before they entered the ring. Johnny Rage is down on the floor and the Main Event is stomping on him with his feet. He then grabs a steelchair and hits Johnny on the head with it. The Main Event drops the chair, grabs Johnny by the hair and they both step into the ring. Then the Main Event clotheslines Johnny out of the ring right away......Man, what an entrance is that!!!!! The Main Event then joins Tank and Mauler who are pounding at Mortician. In the other corner Maniac and One Time are talking over tactics.

(The crowd wants a new guy in there again and the countdown goes 5....4......3.....2.....1......Black Crow starts walking to the ring. Black Crow steps in the ring and Maniac and One Time take him down right away. Now this time One Time holds Black Crow and Maniac kicks him in the stomach. Maniac then rebounds from the ropes and does a legdrop on Black Crow).

ND: He doesn't stand a chance when he is doubleteamed like that, man. That Maniac/One Time team could be some tagteam. Now we see how the both of them toss Black Crow in the ropes and they doubleclothesline him to the ground. They pick him up toss him in the ropes again and this time they doublebackdrop him to the outside of the ring. He's out.
In the ring we also now see how the Main Event Rage is pounding at Tank. He grabs Tank by the head and throws him over the ropes. The Main Event eliminated Tank and it looked so easy.

(5......4.......3......2......1....the crowd is looking who's coming out next, but noone appears, there's noone coming from behind the curtains).

JP: Now JTC was scheduled to come out, but apparently he is not in good shape to come out. As I just heard he suffered a concussion in his match with Ex-Terminator. We wish him all the best though and that he may get better soon. So ok, let out the next person then. 5...4...3.....2.....1....It is The Don. Man, that he has the nerve to show up here in the Rumble. We all seen how he got more or less humiliated by Mortician in the Prime Time title match earlier on. The Don dives in the ring and ofcourse he goes right for Mortician. But Mortician grabs him by the head right away and throws him over the toprope. Now that was quick. That will teach the Don to stay away from Mortician in the future, he must have learned enough from this night. We are down to 5 people in the ring now, only 5. Mauler, Mortician and The Main Event Rage are having their way in one corner and again Maniac and One Time are going over tactics. They should fight and not talk. Ok, the Main Event notices that they aren't doing anything. He runs towards One Time and spears him. Mauler decides to do the same thing but then to Maniac. Maniac dives out of the way though and Mauler flies straight into the turnbuckle.

(5.....4.....3.....2.....1....."We didn't start the fire" plays out of the speakers. The people know what that means. Its The Punisher).

JP: We all know that the Punisher wants to have justice in the EWCL and that he won't allow any illegal things going on. The Punisher arrives in the ring and clotheslines Mortician. Punisher uses all the strenght he got to powerslam Mortician. Now he even tries to chokeslam him, and ooohhh yes he just chokeslammed Mortician.

(Rage is still busy with One Time, after he speared him, he picks him up and ddt's him. He immediately picks him up again and wants to throw him over the toprope. One Time holds on to the ropes, like he has been doing alot of times so far tonight, all succesfully. But not this time, coz One Time is out of strength and Maniac can't help him because Mauler has him in a sharpshooter position. Rage takes all the effort in the world and manages to throw One Time to the outside, and One Time this time had no chance of hanging in.)

ND: One Time is finally out, he was in there from the beginning. Good job boy.

In the ring Punisher is still ahead of Mortician. He just took him down with a couple of his trademark punches. Maniac went for Rage as he throw out his new tagteampartner. Mauler is resting in the corner.

(5.....4....3.....2.....1......"Seek and Destroy" plays and Ex-Terminator comes out. He still looks bruised from his Seek and Destroy with JTC, but unlike JTC he is able to fight in the rumble. Ex-Terminator gets in the ring and walks to the middle now. On his left Punisher is talking to him to join his team and on his right The Mauler is telling him the same. You can see Ex-Terminator moving his head from left to right and back again. Both Punisher and Mauler want him on their side. Ex-Terminator looks like he is thinking now, then he walks over to Mauler nails him down, then he walks over to Punisher and nails him down aswell. After that Ex-Terminator jumps out of the ring and leaves ringside).

JP: Did you see that? Did he just eliminate himself? Did he?? Well he probly went crazy from Mauler and Punisher trying to talk him over, so who can blame him, huh.

(Mauler and Punisher get up and are confused and surprise why Ex-Terminator did that. At that moment Rage attacks Mauler from behind and Mortician does the same to the Punisher. Punisher takes over though and with all his anger and feel for justice he clotheslines Mortician to the outside).

ND: WOW, what a clothesline. But wait a minute, Mortician isn't leaving ringside. He's still standing outside of the ring, he's yelling at the Punisher. Probly talking about all the criminal things he did I guess. It is affecting the Punisher though. Mortician continues to yell and swear at him and its getting too much for the Punisher. The Punisher yells "Justice is no longer blind" and he steps over the toprope himself and eliminates himself. He is out of the ring now and going at it with Mortician, they make their way back to the lockerrooms still beating at eachother. I don't think we seen the last of this yet. So now its back to 3 again.

(5.......4.......3......2.......1......Sledge Hammer starts to make his entrance. When he enters the ring he sees how Rage backdrops Mauler and how Maniac steps on the turnbuckle and gives Mauler an elbow drop. Now Rage turns to Sledge Hammer and takes a swing at him, Sledge Hammer ducks and puts on a reverse ddt on Rage. Maniac picks up Mauler and headbutts him and swings him into the ropes, when Mauler comes back from the ropes Maniac powerslams him. In the meantime Sledge Hammer gave Rage a big boot).

(5.......4......3......2.......1......"Damned if I do by Life Of Agony starts to play and the crowd goes wild as Cazzo makes his way to the ring. He shakes the hands of some fans before he enters the ring).

JP: Man, was he in an awesome ladder match. That must have been one of the best ladder matches I have ever seen. Noone could have forecast how that match was gonna end. It is a miracle that he is showing up. Not so long ago he was hit in the head with a sledgehammer and he lost his match with Alexander Glory. But it says enough about Cazzo as a sportsmen to appear here and now, he is a true athlete.

Cazzo enters the ring and goes for his trademark move the dropkick. He dropkicks Sledge Hammer to the floor. He then does the same to Maniac who came charging towards him. Cazzo then walks to Sledge Hammer and superkicks him and Sledge Hammer flies out of the ring. Maniac got to his feet again, kicks Cazzo in the stomach and executes a diamond cutter on him. Maniac picks Cazzo up and wants powerbomb him, Cazzo counters and backdrops Maniac. Cazzo goes over to the topturnbuckle and performs a frogsplash on Maniac.

(5.....4.....3.....2.....1.....T-Bone time people. T-Bone comes walking in likes he's the toughest thug in the world. He looks arrogantly to the people at ringside. He gets in the ring and attacks Rage. He grabs Rage and suplexes him. Then he picks Rage up throws him in the corner and starts to punch him. The crowd goes 1...2...3...4...5...6....7..8...9...10, yes he punches him ten times in the face. Rage falls straight forward to the ground, he looks knocked out. In the other corner Cazzo and Mauler try to throw Maniac out of the ring, Maniac holds on to the ropes. Monica who is standing outside of the ring screams to Maniac to hang in there, which he does.

T-Bone grabbed Rage against and wants to throw him over the ropes aswell but Rage reverse the move and throws T-Bone into the turnbuckle. Now it is his turn to start punching on T-Bone. The crowd goes again 1...2...3.....4....5....6...7...8....9....10. Yes another ten punches to the head.

JP: 5......4......3.......2......1......Ooooooh yeah Super Trouper comes out. He's back after his tagteam match earlier on. We already seen how his partner Max Pain got eliminated by The Mauler. Super Trouper steps in the ring and moves over to Mauler. Mauler stops with trying to throw Maniac out and turns towards Super Trouper, smiles and thinks everythings ok, and that he eliminated the rookies that tried to get in his and Super Troupers way. Super Trouper is not amused though and executes Heavy Artillery on The Mauler. Mauler definately not expected that. After that Super Trouper picks Mauler up and throws him out of the ring. Who would have thought that would happen people. Unbelievable. So again we are with 5 in the ring. Super Trouper, Cazzo, Maniac, Rage and T-Bone. And there are only 3 superstars left to get in here. Only 3 left.

(The countdown starts again 5....4.....3.....2.....1.....O'Fortuna starts to play and Fazzer makes his appearance. He got a bandage around his head, as he was hit with a shovel earlier on by Ex-Terminator).

ND: Yeahhhhh its the Internet Champion, the champion is in there now, now the rumble can start. The question is if Fazzer will be able defend his title. To do that he has to win the rumble. Its amazing that he showed up, after what happend to him. It doesn't happen to you everyday that you get hit with a shovel).

(Fazzer gets in the ring, looks around and runs to T-Bone, he headbutts him a few times and then suplexes T-Bone out of the ring. Fazzer raises his hands to the sky).

ND: Yes, thats our champion!!! Ooh he got a hold of Super Trouper now, ooh tiger suplex on Super Trouper. The big guy went down.

In the corner Maniac is trying to hold on again. He's holding on to the ropes again while Cazzo and Rage try to toss him to the outside. But Maniac seems to be a master in holding on to the ropes, they can't seem to throw him out of there. Rage then changes tactics. He's talking thrash towards Monica. He's calling her a bitch and a ho. You can see the look in Monica's face change. Also Maniac is feurious now. He moves himself out of the ropessituation he was in and he charges Rage. Rage grabs Maniac by the head and throws him over the toprope. Maniac lands in front of Monica, who helps him up. In the ring we see Rage laughing. Rage then looks at Cazzo and starts punching him. Rage whips Cazzo in the ropes, Cazzo rebounds from the ropes, ducks under Rage's arm, comes back from the ropes and gives Rage a flying forearm.

But lets focus on Fazzer and Super Trouper once again. Fazzer is still on top, he really shows that he is a brawler, he continues to slap Super Trouper who can't give a reply. Punch after punch, kick after kick Fazzer is giving to Super Trouper. He now whipps Super Trouper in the ropes and when Super Trouper comes back he clotheslines him to the ground. Fazzer picks Super Trouper up and he wants to suplex Super Trouper out of the ring, just like he did on T-Bone. And what do you know, he just did it. People, Fazzer just eliminated Super Trouper. Ooooh man what a suplex straight to the outside.

(5......4......3.......2.......1......."It time to play the game" blasts from the speakers. The crowd starts to boooo like hell as this is Alexander Glory's entrance music. He don't care that the fans are booing him, it even seems to give him a rush).

JP: Yes after tonight we won't forget Alexander Glory easily. He sure made an impression tonight already. He can't be messed with. But hey, wait, what is he carrying?? Is it what I think it is? Yes, it is. He is carrying his favorite sledgehammer with him. He actually is gonna take a sledgehammer with him in the ring!!! He enters the ring and he goes straight after Cazzo and he hits Cazzo with the sledgehammer in his stomache and uses the sledgehammer again and hits him on the head with it. Didn't he already use that thing enough on him tonight!! Cazzo gets up, but it seems like he doesn't know where he is, he can't stand straight. Cazzo hangs in the ropes to get some rest. Alexander Glory comes charging in to him once again and hits him one more time with the sledgehammer. He hit him so hard that Cazzo flew over the toprope to the outside of the ring. He is laying knocked out on the ground. He'll feel that in the morning.

Alexander Glory now is standing in the middle of the ring with the sledgehammer in his hands. Rage and Fazzer are standing in the corner of the ring, but are doubting wether or not to attack Glory. They seen what just happend to Cazzo and they don't wanna follow the same way.

(At that moment the countdown starts for the last time. 5.....4......3.....2......1.....the last superstar in this royal rumble is Invader).

ND: He came straight from jail I believe. But when you ask me, he looks guilty to me. Now thats a person that Punisher has to stop, he's a criminal.

(Announcer ND was saying that before Invader even entered the ring. Invader hears the things he is saying and before he gets in the ring he goes over to the announcers table.

Invader: We're you talking about me, huh???)

ND: Noooo, noooo I wasn't, I was talking about someone totally different. Just go in the ring and do your thing.

(Invader appears to believe what ND just said and makes his way in the ring).

JP: Nice going Neil. Ok, Invader is in the ring now and he got other things to think of besides the stuff you say. Inside the ring it looks like this, in the middle we have Alexander Glory with his sledgehammer and then in one corner stands Fazzer, in another corner The Main Event Rage and in another corner Invader. The last four in this rumble.

All three of the superstars that are standing in the corners run towards Alexander Glory at the same time. This way Glory don't have the time to use his sledgehammer. Because the three of them jumped Glory, the sledgehammer falls on the floor. Then out of nowhere the masked man we seen earlier comes running in again, he dives under the ropes and grabs the sledgehammer, and uses it on Alexander Glory numerous times. Glory is busted open now. The masked man then leaves the ring again as quick as he got in. Rage, Fazzer and Invader all three of them together throw Alexander Glory over the toprope. He is definately out of the rumble. Wow, that masked man sure has it in for Alexander Glory. Who is that guy???

ND: I have no idea, but I have a feeling this ain't the last thing we seen of him. But let us don't forget there are only 3 people left in the ring now to fight for the Internet Title. Fazzer, "The Main Event" Rage and Invader. Rage just belly to belly suplexed Invader. Invader is down now. Fazzer attacks Rage from behind and powerslams him. Fazzer picks Rage up and executes a fisherman's suplex. Both men seem to like suplexes. Invader got up and atomic drops Fazzer. All three of them can win the rumble here, people. Invader has Rage in a sleeper hold now, but Rage counters it and performs a neckbreaker. Rage raises his hands to the air and shouts "Yes I am The Main Event"!!! Fazzer got on the topturnbuckle and elbow drops Invader, but Invader just moved out of the way. Rage is still shouting and with his hands in the air. But hey who are that??? Who are those two superstarts coming to the ring??? It are Maniac and One Time, they both were eliminated by The Main Event Rage and don't seem happy about that, next to that Rage insulted Monica.

JP: Maniac and One Time grab Rage from behind and both start to punch him in the face. Wow double suplex. Then Maniac whips Rage into the ropes, Rage rebounds from the ropes and Maniac backdrops him. Right away One Time legdrops Rage. Maniac and One Time pick Rage up and double clothesline him to the outside. He's out I tell you. It all is illegal, but he's out. Maniac and One Time cheer, high-five again and leave ringside.

ND: Two people left, the final two. Fazzer the raining champion and Invader a criminal (he whispers softly). Invader and Fazzer lock up, Fazzer turns it into a chokehold. Invader is trying to get out of the chokehold, he manages to move himself backwards to one of the four corners with the result that Fazzer slams with his back into the turnbuckle. Fazzer lets go of the chokehold and Invader headbutts Fazzer and boots him in the midarea a couple of times.Invader picks Fazzer up and puts him on the topturnbuckle, he wants to superplex Fazzer. Will he do it??? Yessss, he just superplexed Fazzer. Both men are down now, Fazzer from the bump and Invader coz it took a bit out of him aswell. Invader gets up and walks to elbow drop Fazzer but Fazzer sweeps his leg. Fazzer then goes for the figure four leglock, and yeahhh he got the lock in, Invader is screaming of the pain, he's really in pain. But doesn't Fazzer know you are suppose to throw your opponent over the toprope? Ooh what is Invader trying to do, he is trying to reach the ropes, but its not working. He's trying something else now,......OOOOOOH he just reversed the figure fourleglock and has Fazzer in the submission move now and now its Fazzer who is screaming of the pain. Invader lets go now and gets up, he grabs Fazzer by the head and wants to throw him over the toprope.

JP: Invader runs to the ropes still holding Fazzers head, he tries to throw him over but Fazzer holds on to Invader and they both fly over the toprope. BOTH men are on the outside, they just eliminated eachother people. But who won this rumble, thats what we all want to know here!!!!! Who won?????? The question is who landed with both feet on the ground first, when we know that then we know who won this Royal Rumble!!!!! Ok, we are gonna see the rerun now!!! Here we see how Invader grabs Fazzer's head and tries to throw him over the ropes, Fazzer holds on, they both fall over, and......and.......Invader lands with both feet first on the ground. That means that the winner of this Royal Rumble and STILL holder of the INTERNET TITLE is ...........FAZZER......THE DARK ONE did it. He actually did it. He defended his title succesfully, who would have thought that!!!!!

(Fazzer got back in the ring again and is holding his hands up. He asks for his title belt and he puts it around his waist. He's hurt pretty bad, but he's the winner).

JP: What a night people!!! What an action we saw tonight!!!! Man, I already can't wait for the next card!!!!! Well with a celebrating Fazzer we leave you and see you next time for more EWCL wrestling!!!!!!!