LA FEMME KISSER Tackling Kissing Issues on LFN La Femme Nikita Theme

My reasons for tuning in every week: Nikita's taxpayer-funded sunglasses fetish. (Section One is a government body after all) Walter's advances towards Nikita - he keeps calling her "sugar" and has the dream job of dressing her up for missions eg. He is in charge of sticking electrodes to her bare skin. My theory is he was the first person in Section to see her topless. Nikita strutting her stuff in designer outfits. (hey Peta, those years on the catwalk are definitely paying off!) Peta's atrocious hairstyles. There have been bangs, no bangs, curls and buns for the gorgeous bottle blonde but I think the pigtails and butterfly clips were definitely pushing it and doing nothing for making Nikita appear as a realsitic secret operative Birkoff jerking off. Sure he is a computer whiz but the guy is clueless when it comes to hitting on our sensitive vixen. Nikita's turbulent and ever so fickle relationship with the perennially frigid and communication-challenged Michael. (She isn't the only one frustrated by his endless manouvres and his chronic inability to deliver the goods.) My favourite Nikita quote: "If I am dealing with the devil that's because sometimes the devil is the only one opened for business". Make a point of checking out the melancholic music in the background which adds to the pseudo-crypric meaning. At last Michael gets a taste of his own medicine and doesn't Peta deliver her lines beautifully? Gotta love her sexy husky voice too cos I am so sick of "little girl" voices on TV.

Where's The Tongue? Peta and Roy perfect their on-screen kissing technique. They're sure doing well consdering how little practice they seem to be getting.

Peta Pash Extraordinaire Jurgen and Nikita get caught up in the heat of the moment. Even though she surrenders, Jurgen remains careful for the sake of his toupee. Then the dreaded call arrives: MICHAEL: Josephine NIKITA: Now? (in an understandably irritated voice) She wasn't the only one who wanted to thump him for ruining such a sexy opportunity.

MICHAEL: I thought I lost you. NIKITA: You never had me. After Nikita's "death", Michael drops the cryptic talk for a full-on grope session at her hell-hole of a flat before whisking her back to her Ikea furnished apartment provided by Section. Let's hope he thought about bringing some condoms.

Sex At Last To my relief this scene proved that Nikita and Michael were through pulling off a Scully-Mulder pseudo-platonic relationship, by enthusiastically consummating theirs.

"Did I Shave My Legs?" Nikita ponders her hair removal habits as she strikes a seductive pose for Jurgen. His sexy sleaziness, questionable morals and the dim light sustain the mood of the moment.

Peroxide Peta Gets A Platonic Peck The frenzied sexual tension between the two simmers down without reaching boiling point yet again. Michael lightly kissing Nikita's brow gives impotence a good name.

Nikita Seeks Protection Although Nikita is a defiant lass and ex-model Peta usually appears taller than Roy thanks to her stilletos, Michael assumes the role of a protector in this scene. The body language says it all.

A Cuddle For Nikita Peta strikes her best episode-conclusion worried look as Roy gives her a reassuring hug.

Wild or What?! Peta Wilson and screen goddess Angelina Jolie flare some well-deserved lesbian rumours with this exclusive tabloid pic.

All my images are courtesy of The Lovers' Nikita Page

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