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| Executor's Pimpmobile/Rice Hall of Shame |
| Rice (v.t.) To perform garish/ugly/outrageous modifications on an automobile to make it seem more sporty or look like a race car. Ricing started as a trend among import-driving Asians in southern California but is now universal. Ricers are not necessarily Asians: anyone can rice a car (not that anyone should) and any car can be riced. All those slammed pickups with no chrome, no emblems, huge wheels, body kits, Corvette tail lights, etc? They're definitely rice. |
| Pimpmobile (n.) A car that has had garish modifications performed on it to make it seem high-class, luxurious, or upmarket (such modification is called "pimping"). Pimpmobiles are often confused with riced cars. Pimping is often performed on trucks and larger cars, but there are many pimped compacts, subcompacts, and sports cars. |
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| This Chrysler Concorde has been pimped out with faux landau bars, tons of gold and chrome trim, whitewall tires, a hodgepodge of badges, gold wire wheels w/ red knock-off spinners, chrome wheel flares, a trunklid rack, etc. There's no doubt everyone will be so impressed with his luxuriously appointed vehicle! |
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| Ugh. This Civic has been turned into a horrific example of what ricing can do to a car. This piece of junk has a gaudy lavender paint job, faux Mustang headlights and side vents, ELEVEN other unnecessary scoops and vents, round taillights, and a disgusting body kit. Le riz de la femme, perhaps? |
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| This saucy looker comes with an outrageous body kit, gorgeous headlights stolen from a Chrysler 300M, NO TURN SIGNALS, grilles made from spaghetti strainers, huge wheels and tires, faux BMW M Roadster side vents, some stickers, and green mirrors. Remember, STICKERS=PERFORMANCE and LIME GREEN=PERFORMANCE. This Integra must've gained at least 100 ricepower from its modifications. |
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| American rice. Sing along, folks! Here he comes, here comes Speed Ricer. He's a poser on wheels! He's a poser and he's gonna be working at the Quick Lube! He's gaining on you, so you better learn to drive! He has one wiper. If it rains, he won't survive. And when the lights are against him, will his brakes work for you! You bet your life Speed Ricer will drive right through. Go Speed Ricer! Go Speed Ricer! Go Speed Ricer, go! He's off and flying as he drives his car to the mall! He wants to buy some decals; he has to have them all! Embarrassment is waiting just ahead! Go Speed Ricer! Go Speed Ricer! Go Speed Ricer, go! |
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| Think nobody would rice a Porsche? GUESS AGAIN! |
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| '80s Mustang + Vinyl carriage roof + faux landau bar + maroon velour upholstery + "Dezire" sticker on the rear window = PIMPMOBILE. |
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| The skulls don't bite. Honest. |
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| I dare you to pimp out a car or truck more than this. |
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| This Opel Omega has six tailpipes, four rear side markers, SIXTEEN vents, two license plates, a massive rear wing that looks like it was made in a back yard, Hall of Mirrors wheels pushed so far out to the sides that 80% of the width of the width of each wheel is protruding out of the body, necessitating huge fender flares,...and that's only the area behind the front wheelwells. Wonder what the front looks like...ugh! |
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| Words defy me. |
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| This Accord is painted at least 8 different colors and its wheels have about 15 degrees of camber. |
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| One word: UGLY. Snagged from www,thejackytouch.com. |
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| Keywords: Renault. Minivan. RICED. |
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| HOLY COW! |
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| This Renault is certain to win the World Rally, uh, World Ricer Championship. |
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| Those yellow checkered-flag stickers must add at least 500 ricepower! Remember: YELLOW=PERFORMANCE. STICKERS=PERFORMANCE! |
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| The owner of this car is pimpin' large and in charge! |
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