Richard: Main Event Time!! This is the one the fans have been waiting for. Josh Sutton, the man who has been dubbed over the years as the Extreme Icon set to face a man who overcame the odds on several occasions in that of Seph Deamonte.
Nick: Indeed. Both men are top athletes but only one will goto Devine Disorder in the world title match.
The crowd is quiet. Suddenly Prong's "Snap your fingers, Snap your neck" screeches over the PA. Light blue smoke fills the entrance ramp and pyros explode as Josh Sutton steps out onto the ramp with his barbwire singapore in hand. As he begins to walk slowly down to the ring, his valet Ashley comes from behind the curtain wheeling a small dumpster filled with weaponry. Sutton steps up onto the apron. He looks to the fans and puts the cane up in the air. He steps into the ring and backs into the corner awaiting his opponent. Ashley leaves the dumpster by the ring and begins to walk to the back.
Nick: Sutton seemingly packing the artillery tonight.
Richard: He has to. Nick, just shut up and prepare for a chaotic night of violence!
Dig by Mudvayne begins toplay over the arenas PA system as the lights dim down. Flames shoot towards the rafters. Seph walks out through the entrance way and stares at the screaming fans for a moment. He walks down the steel catwalk as pyros shoot into the air and explode. He then jumps onto the ring apron and steps through the ropes. A huge aray of fireballs shoot into the air as Seph jumps to the top of the nearest turnbuckle as he holds his arm the in the air. The lights return as he stares at Sutton in the opposite corner.
The ref sounds the bell. Sutton, in an attempt to take control charges at Seph, who moves. Sutton crashes into the turnbuckle and Seph bounces off the ropes catching him with a big clothesline. Sutton up to his feet quickly but Seph right there, pouring on him with lefts and rights, ending the series with a turn around shot sending Sutton to the mat again. Sutton taking the low road and going to the floor. Sutton walking over to the dumpster and Seph slides under the ring to go after him.
Richard: Seph needs to watc..
Sutton smashes a thick piece of plate glass over the head of Seph, opening a huge wound on his forehead. Sutton taunts the crowd.
Nick: Christ! Seph is bleeding all over the concrete floor. We may need some EMTs out here!
Richard: Oh no, wait, Seph is moving!
Sutton grabs Seph by his hair and pulls him the rest of the way to his feet. Seph wildly swings punches at Sutton's midsection but to no avail. Sutton picks Seph up and drops him throat first across the steel steps. Sutton digging in the dumpster again and pulls out a few strands of barbwire.
Nick: Sutton is having his way with Seph in the early moments of this match.
Richard: You can never count Seph out though. Whoa, Sutton is wrapping that wire around his hand!
Sutton positions Seph to where he laying on the steel steps. Sutton rears back and throws a punch toward his face but Seph moves and Sutton punches the hard steel, with the barbwire cutting into his own hand. Sutton screams out in pain as Deamonte rushes up and delivers a DDT onto the shattered pieces of plate glass. Seph uses the ring apron to pull himself up. Sutton rolling around in the glass. He gets up to his hands and knees and crawls, with Seph in close pursuit behind him.
Richard: Watch out, they're coming this way!
Nick: Don't worr..ahhhh
Sutton catches Seph coming with a drop toe hold onto the announcer's desk. Seph falls over the table into Nick & Richard's laps.
Richard: Get the hell off of me, Seph!
Richard stands up and Seph crashes to the floor. Sutton climbs up onto the ring apron and goes back into the ring.
Nick: Finally, yes, go back into the ring. N..No MOVE RICHARD MOVE!
The announcers move as Sutton uses the ropes to springboard onto Seph. Sutton connects headfirst with Seph and smashes through the announcer's table in the process. The fans explode with a "HOLY SH*T" chant. Sutton, weary, but getting to his feet slowly. As Sutton half walks he drags Deamonte along by his hair.
Richard: They don't pay us enough to contend with this! I'm out of here.
Nick: Just sit down and cool off.
Richard: WHERE?! They destroyed the table!
Sutton pushes Deamonte to the ground then goes to the dumpster. Sutton throws various objects into the ring. Deamonte grabs Josh's barbwire singapore cane and comes up behind him with it. Seph wraps it around the unaware Sutton's throat and falls back delivering a sick version of the russian legsweep. Deamonte grabs Sutton and tosses him back into the ring. Seph Deamonte in as well and grabs a small bag Sutton threw into the ring. Seph opens it and powder shoots from the bag and into Seph's eyes.
Richard: What in the hell?!
Sutton, now bleeding, grabs the cane from Seph and smacks him between the eyes. Seph, falls back into the corner as Sutton puts the boots to him. Josh swings the cane at Seph again but he moves and catches Sutton with a big right hand. Sutton coming out of the corner but Deamonte backdrops him and BOOOOOM! An explosion fills the ring and a charbroiled Sutton rolls around the ring screaming in pain.
Nick: OH MY GOD! SUTTON IS DEAD! JOSH SUTTON IS DEAD! SEPH DEAMONTE HAS KILLED JOSH SUTTON!
Seph clears his eyes and picks up the near unconsious Sutton. Deamonte opens a chair in the middle of the ring and puts Sutton between his legs.
Richard: nGs has just hit the ring. Kane & Keyser are here to save Sutton!
Tommy and Damian each unloading big rights and lefts on Seph and a double clothesline sending him finally down to the mat. They stomp him unrelently until Spencer Tyler charges the ring with a chair in hand! Kane swings at Tyler but misses and Tyler cracks him in the head with the chair, sending him over the top and out of there. Keyser ducks a chair shot but runs right into a strong lariat by Seph Deamonte. Deamonte kicks him out of the ring. Seph and Spencer smile at eachother as Tyler exits the ring, and chases the other members of nGs to the back, chair still in hand.
Nick: MOM cleaning house!
Sutton now standing in the corner, his arms charred by the c4 explosion earlier. Seph charges at Sutton and hangman's clotheslines him over the top rope. Sutton lands just a few feet from the wrecked announcer's table. Seph on the apron, he runs alittle ways and dives off driving an elbow strait to the heart of Sutton. And for the first time this match attempts a pinfall.
Ref: 1...2..
Sutton throws a shoulder up. Seph pushes his shoulder down and covers again.
Ref: 1...2...
Sutton kicks out and Seph goes for a third but Sutton pokes him in the eye with his thumb. Sutton uses the ref's shirt to pull himself up. Josh throws the ring announcer out of his seat and picks it up. Seph backs against the ring post and Sutton swings mightily with the chair, as Seph ducks the chair bounces off the post and comes back, nailing Sutton right between the eyes. A sickening shot and Deamonte seizes the opprotunity making the cover.
Ref: 1...2...NO!
Sutton again kicks out. Seph picks up the chair and bends it out of anger on the steel post. Sutton somehow on his feet and waiting for Seph to turn around. SMACK! Tropical Storm by Sutton and Seph topples over the steel steps, smacking his head on the floor in the process.
Sutton picks Seph up and rolls him into the ring. Sutton rolls back in and plants Seph with a body slam then climbs to the top turnbuckle. He showboats then dives off with a corkscrew legdrop which he doesn't connect with. Seph climbs to his feet, dried and fresh blood sticking to his face as he climbs to the top turnbuckle this time. Sutton wobbles over and Seph comes off. eXtreme driver!
Nick: SEPH NAILS THE EXTREME DRIVER!!!
Richard: It's gonna be over! It's gonna be over right here!
Seph goes to make the cover but a masked man runs to the ring! The ref counts.
Ref: 1...2..
Masked man pulls the ref out and slides in with a chair. Seph gets up to see whats going on and the masked man cracks him across the jaw line with the chair. Sutton sitting up and seets Seph falling back. The masked man extends his hand and to Sutton and helps him up. Sutton picks Seph up in a sloppy fireman's carry then drops him on his head with the Sutton Driver '01!!!!! He covers him and ref slides in.
Ref: 1.........2........3..........!!!!!
Winner: Josh Sutton!!!
Nick: Sutton wins! Sutton advances to Devine Disorder! Seph had the damn match won!
Tommy Kane and Damian Keyser run to the ring. Sutton, Kane, Keyser, and the masked man embrace as the scene fades.