What sort of weirdo are you?
Cheese!
Oh I love cheese, it's so great, you can do sooo many things with it. When I was five, I stuck a piece of cheese up my nose and they had to take me to the doctor's because I couldn't get it out.. but then it melted and everything was ok.
Cheese is useless unless it serves my purposes somehow
Cheeeeeese!
Cheese is good, unless it's evil cheese then it will DIE
Cheese and bananas, stuck in a microwave for 2 minutes, yum
Cheese tastes good, yes, I like cheese
Fuzzy hats?
Fuzzy hats make my head itchy. One time, when I was 12, I found a fuzzy hat in my grandmother's basement and I put it on. It was neat for a while, but then I was attacked by a squirrel who stole my hat and ran off, it made me sad… then there were big bumps on my head, and I didn't know why, it makes me sad, are you sad? I remember one time when I was sad again…
I wear a fuzzy hat all the time, even though I live in Arizona
Fuzzy hats are good until they turn evil and try to eat you, HAHA
They're so fuzzzzzy, and so great! I love fuzzy hats!
I don't care about frickin' fuzzy hats
Fuzzy hats, I suppose, could be useful if it were very cold…
Caffeine?
Caffeine is good when it can be used to manipulate people.. muaha..hahaa…
I only consume caffeine early in the day, otherwise I can't sleep very well
There's caffeine in my cheese-watermelon flavored soufflé
I love caffeine! If I could marry it, I would!!
Oh! I remember this one time when I was 3, I drank 7 liters of coke and boy was I hyper!! My mom kept yelling at me to shut up and calm down, but I just couldn't! So I started hopping around like a rabbit, and then this big dog started chasing me, and I had to run away very fast, and I climbed a tree, and it was so great, because I was so high up and I could see my house…
I like being hyper, until I have to go to sleep.. no, I think caffeine is evil and should DIE
Muahaha?
I think you have problems and should see a therapist, my therapist is good, maybe you can try him
Ha ha ha ha! I feel goooood… I knew that I would, yeahh…
Hey! I had a teacher who used to laugh like that, he kept telling me to "frickin' shut the hell up," he was sorta mean, but he was a good teacher anyway, I learned lots of stuff from him, like how to cryogenically freeze oneself for a few years then come back in order to take over the world.. hey! That would make a neat book, I like books, do you like books? Oh yah! I ran over this skunk once and it was really icky, so I had to be taken to…
Muahaha?
Muahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahah!!
Muehehehehehehehehehe?
What would you most like to do for a living?
I dunno, whatever, you know, maybe something involving explosives or pretty things
Well, right now I work at this ice cream store, and that's really neat because I get free ice cream, and I love free ice cream because you don't have to pay for it, and then if I had to pay for it I would have to work more and it would suck. You know, I think my favorite flavor is vanilla, but I put some hamburger meat in it to make it yummier, and sometimes some cheese, you know, cheeseburger ice cream and such
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I guess I would really like to be photographer or a writer, then I could spend a lot of my free time doing whatever I wanted, you know, like painting murals with ketchup on my garage door
Something that pays enough money, and something that makes me feel good about myself
I think I would like to be a therapist, or maybe a dictator so I can make all the evil things DIE, haha! Or something involving fuzzy things.. maybe, yes I would like that too
Do you remember that time when...
Hey! Do you remember the time when I went running around in leather pants and fuzzy pink slippers?
I know, I know, it was my fault, but that raccoon was giving me the evil eye, stupid raccoon! Hahaha raccoon pancakes, hahahahaha
That time when what?
I don't know, do I? You tell me, I was distracted by the man in the fuzzy hat walking by, he reminds me of Luke, hehe.. Luke, I am your father! ksshhkaahhhkshhhkaaah
Oh yeah, of course, how could I forget, I mean, it was sunny and the little pandas were dancing around in underwear on the grassy knoll.. then Kennedy was shot and it was horrible, oh no! But Elton John arrived and it was ok because he sang and aww I can never forget that because it was so great, I almost wish it would happen again, except I liked Kennedy, aww poor Kennedy, I'm so sad.. I remember this other time when I was dancing with pandas…
Shh! And I've got a whole bag of shh with your name on it.
Are you obsessive?
No, I don't think so…
I do not let my obsessions hinder me, muahaaa muahahaaaaahahahaha
Naaah, it's all good you know, just like that, smooooth as eel skin
I don't know, does eating too much cheese count as an obsession? I mean I love cheese, it's so great and cheesy, and cheesiness.. cheesy..cheese..
F*%# off!
No, no, of course, not, I mean if I was obsessive then I wouldn't be able to stop doing things, and if I couldn't stop doing things how would I get any sleep? And if I didn't get any sleep then I wouldn't remember so many great things, and it would be so horrible! Of course sometimes I don't want to sleep because when I do the pandas tease me and I hate it, they're so mean sometimes, just like that guy who kept saying "lasers"
Have our world leaders been replaced by aliens in an evil plot to quietly repopulate the earth with their offspring?
I wonder what aliens taste like…
Little green aliens? Oh, I hope so, because they're so *cute*!
What? Hey, are you on crack or something? I remember this one time when I thought I was on crack, but I wasn't, I started smelling colors.. blue smelled nice, it reminded me of motor oil, but when I tried to grab it, it went away and this lady riding a horse was there instead, so I rode around with her, and fell asleep, and when I woke up, I was in a place called "Munchies Paradise"
If so, then they're stupid aliens, muahahahahaahaha muuahahahaaaaaaaaaahaahahaaa..haaa..ahahahaha.. haha...ha
I want a petting zoo with aliens, that would be neat, and the aliens would be good you know, because I would train them, haha… yes… train them
Uh… no….
What do you think of this quiz?
You have issues.
You're a little weird, but that's ok because you remind me of my sister, her name is Bipsy, or maybe Lilly, I forget sometimes you know because I have so many things to remember, like that time when I was riding a wild rhino and we crashed into a McDonald's in China Town.. everyone looked at us funny, and when I started flying around they all cheered, because it was so cool, yah, I wanna do that again sometime, maybe we should do that togeth--
Your quiz is useless as it will not help me take over the world, however I found it mildly entertaining, except for the irritating prick who kept rambling about nothing, so I had him dealt with, hahaha..hahahahaha...hahaha...ha
This quiz should DIE, ha ha! And then I'll go run around with my fuzzy rabbits, because they've been neglected by my evil brother for a few days, poor fuzzy things… hop hop hopping down the bunny trail
Maybe if it were pinker, nah, just kidding, very nice!
It was cool, you're so cool, I love you! …. Will you give me cheese?
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